#i thought i was just being a stinky poopy head until i looked up what it meant after you mentioned it

[zebinkter]

Some stuff inspired by @azrielfiend 's psa and directly correlated with @transgenderfivepebbles ' ideas!

ADHD Rivulet that isn't just owo sillay :D

I'm currently working on digital versions of these plus something else ;3

[enegmaticallygothic]

diapered at the grocery store

We shuffled hurriedly through the aisles at the grocery store looking for every item

On our list. In front of me ,mommy held my hand firmly pulling me along with her.Her Scarlett red hair flowing down and lightly tickling my nose as it bounced. We took a hard stop in the frozen dinners section and paused ,looking through the selections of frozen delicacies. My eyes darted back and forth between a Salisbury steak box or a bean burrito when suddenly my stomach felt a red hot feeling. I instinctually grabbed for mommies sleeve,alerting her that something was wrong.she paused what she was doing and stared looked at me trying to figure out what was wrong. I moved close to her as I leaned towards her ear.”m-mommy..I have to go..” she smiled as she placed her hand on the small of my back and leaned to whisper into my ear.”okay baby,just try and hold it until we get to the car.” I nodded as we headed for the check out line with our items.i was impatiently looking for something to occupy my mind so I could distract myself. We stopped behind a line with 2 people in it .the lady at the front looked older but luckily she didn’t have that many items left. The person in front of us had a moderate amount but I tried not to focus too hard on it.I bounced my leg up and down rapidly as I hugged close to mommy.she ran her hand down my back trying to soothe me. I felt the cramps begin to hit my stomach ,I kept one hand to my side feeling the pain run push to one side.I locked my knees and tried to focus on loading the groceries onto the conveyor belt.we eventually made it to the front as I tiptoed forward and minimized my steps.I was full on penguin waddling my way out the door as I held mommies hand. When we got outside and close to our car I practically sprinted to the door. I pulled on the handle frantically while mommy chuckled and took out her keys to unlock the door.I held up my arms for her to lift me and strap me into my car seat. She put the groceries away as swiftly as she could. I was kicking my feet and fluttering them to keep them moving. The sweats had gotten bad for me,I felt that cold feeling you feel when you have to potty so bad but you can’t. I grunted as I let out a muffled fart.”mommy please hurry..” I winced at her as she started the car and pulled out . We were about 5 minutes from home I thought . We could make it

I held my stomach as another cramp pushed against my stomach.I just couldn’t take it. We had eaten out at restaurant for lunch and the food just couldnt agree with my tummy. I couldn’t take it anymore,the pain was too great. I grabbed the handles on either side of my car seat and closed my eyes.I slowly lifted my butt out of my seat just enough to keep my mess from being squished.”what are you doing honey?”mommy asked facing back at me quickly. “P-Poopy..” I winced as I grunted and completely filled out the seat of my pants. The hot warm mush covered my pampers as it leaked a little out of the top. “Oh poor baby”.mommy said with an assuring grin she patted my leg and told me to sit tight before we got home.we arrived behind a long line of traffic right before our exit on the highway.tears welled up in my eyes as I slipped and fell back onto my poopy pamper.I kicked my legs as I squished around helplessly ,crying out for a diaper change.mommy faced around and gave me an assuring grin.she cooed at me and searched in her bag for something to call me down.she pulled out a milk filled bottle from the inside of her bag.”here baby,suckle on this.”I flung my hands towards the bottle and grabbed it with all my might.I suckled hungrily as I was able to forget about my

Messy diaper if even for a second.my mommy looked back at my sweetly .tracing the diaper bulge coming out of my sweats,”what a stinky little baby,are you mommies stinky little baby?” I kicked happily as she pushed against the front of my diaper.”huh,are you my stinky little baby?” She said excitedly .I closed my eyes as I drifted off to sleep with my full tummy stewing in my full pamper .life couldn’t be better

[hobin-gnoblin]

Obey me! Ouija Board (really scary)

(Not proofread, even scarier)

It was a rainy night in Devildom. A few cracks of thunder and bolts of lightning desended from the Heavens causing the electricity of the HOL to go out. This caused a huge ruckus for the brothers in the house. Lucifer sighed as his desk lamp went out on him. Causing him to cease continuing his paperwork. Lucifer stood from his desk, "YOU PRICK!" He yelled, his head turned upward to the Heavens, where he knew Father was laughing whist relaxing upon his hammock reading and taking sips of chamomile tea like an average white woman on a rainy day. He rubbed his temples in exhaustion and made his way towards his candle stash. With a little magic, Lucifer tapped on the candles wick and lit a small flame. He decided to leave his office to see what his brothers were up to. Lucifer carefully walked down the stairs to the common room, making sure his flame didn't go out. Luckily he saw light coming from the common room. At least one out of the six morons decided to light the fireplace. He thought in his head. Before he could enter the room, he stopped in his tracks, hearing his brothers conversing with one another. Lucifer blew out his candle and peered into the room. He saw his brothers surrounding the coffee table hunched over like a bunch of hooligans. There were candles surrounding the brothers, flames danced around them like little jazzercises. "Spirits! Come forth and say what you must!" Asmo declared as his waved his acrylic nails in the air, tapping the air for negative energy. Asmo decided to go for a gaudy fortune teller look for today and to be honest, he pulled it off. Asmo grabbed a stick of incense and strutted around the room. "Asmo what are you doing waving that thing around it smells like shit." Belphie yawned. "Tsk, I'm trying to clear the room of negative spirits you dummy." Asmo scoffed. "Well whoever told you that your outfit looks good obviously was a evil spirit." Belphie responded. Asmo started to sniffle and wiped his eyes dramatically. "Belphie, you better apologize, like, right now." Asmo sat back down on the couch and started to sob. Belphie looked at him straight in the eye. "No." Belphie said as he plopped back on the sofa and returned to slumber.

"Okay, cool story bro, so who's ready to pull out the big guns?" Mammon said as he whipped out a dusty box and smacked it on the table. "Whos ready to summon demons?" He smirked. The rest of the brothers smiled and began to join in on Mammons antics. "Oh what the fuck?" Lucifer whispered as he witnessed his brothers act like absolute shitstains. Lucifer then got a brilliant idea. He was going to have fun with this.

"Okay everyone, place your hand on the thingy." Mammon said as everyone placed their hand on the thingy. "Asmo, aren't you going to join us?" Satan asked. Asmo sniffed the air, "Fine whatever, I just don't want to touch Belphies stinky poopy buttcrack hands." Asmo sneered as Belphie flipped him off.

"Spirits, give us a sign, let us know you're here!" Levi said whist scanning the room. There was absolute silence. Until someone ripped a fat one. "BEEL GROSS!" Asmo shrieked as Beels face turned red. "Beans." Beel replied. "Dude you gotta stop with those beans, the bathroom smells like Chernobyl after you leave." Mammon scrunched his nose then continued. "Spirits, are you here?" He asked. The brothers eyes widened as the thingy started to move. Y-E-S. The board spelled. "Holy shit its working!" Levi gasped. Outside the room, Lucifer started to chuckle as he saw his brothers freak out. "Ask another question!" Satan said. "Spirit, will I finally get a pet cat?" Satan asked. N-O. B-I-T-C-H. The board spelled. "Rude." Satan sneered. "Okay guys, let's ask it something juicy! Hey spooky board, does Lucifer have a crush on Diavolo?" Mammon snickered as the boys started to giggle. S-T-F-U. The board spelled. "Thats odd.. that seems like something Lucifer would say." Asmo glanced around the room, wondering where the eldest would be. "Nah, your just being paranoid." Mammon shrugged it off like it was nothing. "Its getting late guys, let's ask it one more question. "Oh magic spooky board, who will get hung from the ceiling next?" Levi asked. The board spelled, A-L-L O-F Y-O-U. The board spelled. "What the?" Before the boys could say a single peep. The flames went out of the common room leaving them in pitch black darkness. "Guess who?" An ominous stern, yet familiarly sexy voice echoed from the room. The boys leaped off the sofa and screamed, "ITS BIGFOOT!"

-fin

[yamithediaperdork]

Happy birthday LOSER! (Mortal Instruments)

It was Jace's birthday, and the ex hunter was happy and excited as well as nervous. He'd been living with his boyfriend for half a year now, and 2 months ago Alec had found out about Jace's little kink. Jace was a humiliation junkie little, who had some rather fucked up little stories he'd written on his computer and Alec had found them, then with a little bit of snooping around their place had found a pack of teddy bear diapers and a dino print onesie. Alec made it clear he wasn't exactly a fan of the whole fetish, but had made it clear Jace could wear the diapers if he wanted..but Alec wasn't changing his ass and he expected Jace to keep being a adult in the bedroom. Jace had agreed, though it just wasn't the same but today, after a little bit of whining (ok, A LOT of whining done over the past week) he'd gotten Alec to agree to ONE night of baby play, but Alec warned him he might not like what was coming as much as he thought, since Alec would be taking inspiration from Jace's story's. Knowing just how insane his stories could get, Jace was a little worried but seeing the playpen and high chair that Alec rented for the night, he figured he was just being a silly head.

Alec smirked, Jace looked so happy/scared and he wasn't even dressed for the night yet. Part of him was having doubts about what he was planing on doing, but the truth of the matter was Jace wasn't really much of a boyfriend as of late. He was always too busy shooting his seed into his diapers or watching baby shows.  Add in what a PAIN it was to get him to do any of the chores around the house despite the fact that Alec was the one paying the rent (their original deal was Alec paid, Jace cleaned) and well the brat was just becoming more and more baby like by the day. Alec was sure on some level, Jace was going to love the surprises he had in store for him, and even if he didn't, tough. it wasn't like widdle baby Jace was gonna be able to find someone else to put up with his shit. with his doubts cleared, Alec came over as Jace finished setting up the playpen and patted the brat's butt, and confirmed a crinkle. "Didn't I tell you to wait till I was ready to put you back in huggies to wear today?" Alec asked. "Oh Uh..well see..there was this evillll witch.. and-" Jace started blushing and squirming. "A evil witch huh? How about there was a horny baby who decided NOT to listen to daddy so he just earned baby food tonight instead of Chinese from golden dragon." Alec said and smirked. "W-what? but..but..That's not-" "Does somebody wanna go to bed without din din?" Alec asked and smirked. "..No daddy." "that's what i thought.. well come on DIAPER BOY.. let's get you dressed like the BIG STUPID BABY you wanna be.." Alec said, oddly having fun as he slipped into mean daddy mode. and judging from the look on Jace's face and the way he was squirming..the birthday baby didn't mind it either. As Alec lead the way to the bedroom, Jace went to suck his thumb, only to be stopped and have a paci popped into his mouth.

Sucking big time on the paci, Jace was torn between being pouty over having to eat baby food while Alec was gonna be eating take out..and thrilled he was going to be eating baby food instead of take out. It was a scene from a lot of his stories and he had a sneaking feeling Alec had been just waiting for any little thing to give him a reason. Alec guided him over to his kitty cat print changing mat which was on the floor and Jace nodded and laid down, closing his eyes and enjoying the feeling of daddy striping him of his grey sweat pants and white t-shirt, though his eyes flew open when Alec slipped a finger in the leg guard of Jace's diaper. "Just as I thought, soaked. Silly baby, why didn't you tell daddy you were wet?" Alec scolded Jace. Jace, who knew for a fact he was bone dry tried to mumble out a excuse around the paci, but course all that came out was gibberish. "I suppose I can't expect someone who gets his rocks off crapping himself to know when he's wet or dry, I'll just have to check you lots on my own. it's my burden to bear." Alec said in a over the top dramatic fashion sighing. he untapped the dry diaper and then gave anther mock gasp. "Jace! why didn't you put on any baby powder? do you wanna get a icky rash around that joke you call a dick?!?" Alec asked, shaking a finger at Jace who was blushing BIG time now. His less then stellar manhood had been mentioned a few time, but Jace made up for not being able to fuck his boyfriend with his 3 inches rock hard cocklet with having a super skilled mouth and a nice tight hole that milked dick like a pro. Jace hadn't put on any baby powder because he'd been trying to hide the diaper he wasn't suppose to be wearing yet, Alec had a bloodhound sense of smell for baby powder these days. "well if you WANT a diaper rash I'm not going to argue with you. your the birthday boy after all. just don't come bitching t me when you're all itchy from being trapped in poopie diapies with no powder." Alec said running a finger on the stiff and twitching tiny dick. "of course if you WANT baby powder all you have to do is tell daddy..but the second that paci comes out my finger stops. and well, if you cream yourself like the little quick shot loser you are..I'll know you wanna be a dumb baby with diaper rash." Jace mewed and squirmed, the finger felt SO good and part of the deal for today was Jace had to goon for 6 hours yesterday and 4 hours this morning. he buckled his hips and whimpered sucking, nursing on the paci and closing his eyes as he felt his balls tighten and when pew pew. His backed up load firing out and landing on his tummy. "Diaper rash it is." Alec chuckled, and then tugged out a bag of new diapers. jace was still riding the post orgasm bliss,  coo'ing as Alec rubbed the cum in as a form of diaper cream and didn't have time to notice these weren't his normal diapers..at least not until Alec had taped him in one of them and he noticed  how stupid thick it was! His teddy bear diapers weren't exactly thin, but this damn three was like four of them in one diaper..and Alec was unfolding a second one! the material on the instead was the soft pillowly smoothness Jace was used to either, it was a harder matiral that kinda itched a little. "Butt up little guy..heh..somebody noticing these aren't his little pussy teddy diapies?" Alec asked, getting the second diaper under jace who nodded and whimpered. "These are little brats punishment diapers. guaranteed to help bratty big babies get diapie rash and leave him squirming all night long. you're suppose to use them on big babies who keep removing their diapers, but i think using them on a stupid diaper bitch who'd rather crap himself then get fucked works too." Alec said, and taped the diaper up then kissed his index and middle fingers on his right hand and tapped them on the front of the diaper. "I know you're suppose to be getting a blowjob tonight, but don't be shocked if thats as close as you get loser." Alec chuckled and jace started to get worried he might of created a monster.

The original plan called for a onesie and then a pair of shorts over the diapers, but Jace's diapered ass was just too massive and it had been touch and go to just get the onesie over the thick diapers.the buttons looked ready to pop at any time as was and the big stupid baby couldn't even walk with the massive bulk between his legs. Watching jace crawl around and whine, the paci still in his mouth Alec felt himself getting hard and found himself wondering why he had fought this for so long..though it was safe to assume when jace had pictured Alec getting involved, Alec likely hadn't of been this mean. Taking note of the time, Alec smiled at Jace and leaned down, using a sweet mocking baby talk voice. "Well now mister diaper dumper, does daddies stupid widdle baby wanna get him's nums nums in him now so daddy can eat in peace, or does daddies widdle woser wanna come and play pretend..and be daddies foot rest while he waits for him's supper? if you want num num's crawl over to your high chair, if you wanna have daddies stinky feet on you crawl over by daddies chair." jace wrinkled his nose at the idea of the second choice and started to crawl for the high chair, only for alec to pick him up and turn him around, in the direction of his chair. Jace got a confused look on his face and turned around to head for the high chair again, and again Alec turned him around. "Somebodies not quite getting what the correct answer is, is he?" Alec asked. jace suckled and whined, and pointed at his high chair, he HATED the smell of Alec's feet, and would bitch up a storm when Alec would leave his socks around the apartment. "If I have to smell your shitty diapers later, your huffing on my feet now. now you can sit up like a good boy over there and have my feet on your shoulders..or lay down on your back and get them in your face. If i have to turn you around again, it's face." Alec said. Jace whined and looked ready to cry, but as quickly as he could he scampered over and took a seat by the chair. "good boy~" Alec said coming over and smirking. "oh no, face the tv little man, that way daddy can get his stinky feet right in your dumb little face with ease."

Ok, this wasn't what Jace had wanted at all. Sure he like a kinda mean and evil daddy, but his buns and crotch were already getting sore, his knees were getting scuffed up and now he was gonna have to -UGH- Huff foot stink! Still Alec was giving off a very clear aura of 'don't fuck with me' so baby jace did as he was told, and whined as the stinky smelly sock clad feet of Alec were pressing on either side of his face. "I hope you don't mind, but daddy went for a nice long run today. Oh, i bet you can tell huh buddy?" Alec teased and then rubbed the top of his left foot against Jace's nose. Jace whined and thought about spitting his paci out so he could just breath though his mouth, the funk was strong with Alec's feet but that thought was dashed as Alec spoke up. "bit of a friend heads up baby boy, if that paci comes out daddies gonna assume you wanna suck on his toes." Alec chuckled. jace whined and whimpered, and started to hope the take out would hurry up and get here,even if it meant watching Alec wolf down all the adult food.

The rush of power Alec was feeling as he made the diaper dork suffer was giving him major wood, and he toyed with rubbing one out and coating the back of the babies head with cum, then got a look at the time. 'Shit..even with jace's amazing mouth skills I don't have time to nut.' Alec thought with a frown and took out a bit of his frustration lightly kicking Jace's in the face. The big baby whined A LOT at that but before he could follow up, there was a knock at the door, and Alec took his feet off of Jace. "Well, go get the door silly. don't worry, Daddy pre paid for the din din.But if the delivery boy wants a tip you can suck him off." Alec laughed. Jace whimpered but crawled over, his big fat diaper butt swaying and almost making Alec have a accident as he got to the door and then slowly opened it. "Happy birthday diaper bitch!" came Simon's voice and Jace's Pacifier fell out of his mouth, though it was thankfully clipped to his onesie. "W-What are y-you.." Jace started to ask, but Simon pushed the big baby over and walked past him, carrying dinner for two and Alec got up to greet him, the two MEN kissing while the BABY watched.

After watching his ex and his current boyfriend make out for a little bit, which despite the pain had Jace rubbing the front of his diaper, the big baby finally found his voice. "W-What's..what's going on here?" he asked in a small voice. "oh? isn't it clear little one?" Simon asked, smirking. "Likely not. he IS a big dumb baby after all." Alec laughed, then looked at Jace. "you see baby Jace, when two adults love each other VERY much-" he started. "CUT THE CRAP!" Jace huffed and closed the door, then tried to get to his feet. "How long have you been fucking around on me behind my back!" "oh, we started right about the time I found out my boyfriend who i thought was a MAN, was just a diaper filling loser. One who can't even be arsed to wear undies to bed anymore and just wants diapers all the time. Then i found out that Simon here used to baby you..but he got sick of wiping your shitty ass."  Alec said. "We both realized that while your cute, and it IS fun to torment you, neither of us wanted the responsibility's of being a full time single daddy, and honestly, it's nice to have a partner who can fuck you now and then without wearing a strap-on over his huggies." Simon went on. "So really, we decided to have the best of both worlds. and you get to live out your cute wittle fetish. I'm dumping you as a boyfriend, but you can stay here and live with me and Simon as long as you promise to be a good little fucktard diaper cuck. Before you go to get al high and mighty, it's only MY name on the lease for this place, so I can and WILL kick you out the SECOND you try and get uppity. Furthermore your bank account is officially at zero, I let Simon have your bank card yesterday and you never even noticed it was gone." Alec said cheerfully. "so to recap, you have NO money, NO where to go..and we donated al of your adult clothes earlier while you were out having a birthday coffee with what's her name..who knows what a diaper slut you are and was only too happy to get you out of the house for this." Simon finished. "i..but..You.." Jace whimpered, his legs getting weak and giving out on him as he plopped onto his butt, the onesie popping open and tears started to leak down his cheeks. "awww, is the widdle baby gonna cry cuz he fell down and went boom?" Simon asked, coming over and leaning down. "or is it your realizing this is just like all those stories you write, where you or anther boy would find himself trapped in baby land?" Alec asked. jace was full on bawling now and the new daddies laugh and picked him up, and cheeked his tear stained cheek.s "Happy birthday LOSER." they said in unison.

One good long sob later, and Jace was in his high chair (and it actually WAS his.. Simon had paid for it in full using Jace's bank card and there was a no return policy.) they had tugged his onesie off and tied a bib around his neck, white with 'big dumb baby' in multi colored baby blocks on it, and had his arms pinned down by the tray so he couldn't feed himself. Simon was busy setting his and Alec's plates while Alec was dumping 3 jars of baby food into a big bowl, mixing brussel spouts with prunes and broccoli. the mixture didn't smell all that good and Jace had no illusions it was gonna taste any better then it smelled as Alec set the bowl on the tray and then got out a table spoon. "Ready to fill up on fart fuel diaper baby? this is gonna have your tummy cramping alll night, Since i made sure to get baby food that had expired. Don't worry, it's not gonna kill you or make you super sick..just like I said, you have a longggg night ahead of you~" Alec chuckled and scooped up a heaping amount. "I don't suppose I could just get a happy meal instead?" Jace tried, and got his mouth stuffed with the foul tasting muck instead. "I think that answers your question." Alec chuckled. jace just gagged and swallowed.

Alec signed, if there was one thing making feeding Jace the disgusting mush not so fun..it was the fact he had to spell it and put up with the foul smelling burps that were coming out before they were halfway done the bowl.he switched up with Simon so he could start on his food and smirked as Simon let out a belch right back in jace's face. "mmm, Mu Shu Pork..can you taste it on my breath?" Simon teased, knowing it was the babies favorite food. and also knowing Jace would NEVER have it again. "G-Guys come on..this..this is too much..Please..it's my bir-" Jace tried to whine but Simon stuffed his mouth again. "We know what day it is, that's why we waited till today to doom you to permanent baby hood. best birthday present ever, right?" Alec called over, between mouthfuls of noodles. Jace whined and started to sob again, some baby food coming out of his mouth and like a 'good' daddy, Simon scooped it up off his chin and back into his mouth.

with the MEN fed and the BABIES belly cramping and bloated, the little gas machine was plopped in the playpen and then it was set so the daddies could see him, and he could see the daddies, but no tv for widdle diaper dorks. instead, in the cramped playpen he had some soft blocks and a stuffed bear to amuse himself with, and Jace quickly became half bored out of his mind and just stuck seething with rage as he watched Simon and Alec make out on the couch. for the most part they just ignored him, save for when they'd make eye contract and flip him off. Just as Alec had predicted, Cramp's were soon hitting baby Jace's tummy tum and he found himself on his knees, rocking back and forth slightly and rubbing his tummy, belching lots and whining. Simon apparently had enough of said whining and grabbed Jace's paci and popped it in his mouth,and then added a warning as Jace went to spit it out. "if that comes out of your mouth, I'm replacing it with my gym socks, and duct taping your mouth." Jace wasn't sure if Simon would actually follow up on the threat but at this point he didn't wanna push his luck and suckled on the paci, closing his eyes as Simon patted his head. "Awww, there's a good widdle cuck~"

making out with Simon in front of his now EX boyfriend was driving Alec crazy, and he was grinding against his new  boyfriend moaning like a bitch in heat. he could feel just how excited Simon was too and was about to suggest that they retire to the bedroom when a loud painful sounding fart, barely muffled by the diapers blasted out of the babies backside and a rotten smell filled the room. "sheesh, way to kill the mood stinker!" Alec teased. jace whined behind his paci and gave a helpless shrug, as if to ask what did they expect, but then closed his eyes as two more atomic farts blasted out of him. "Heh, this is the downside of those punishment diapers.. well fr us i mean. clearly for him the fact their giving him diaper rash and are so massive already suck..but they also do basically NOTHING to block stinky smells so dumb big babies have to suffer they're own stench." Simon said. "Geez no wonder the company that made these went tits up." Alec said, holding his nose and waving at the air. Jace seemed to perk up at that. "Don't get your hopes up stinker..I brought out the last of their stock." Simon teased then went on. "here's a math puzzle for you..If daddy Simon got 20 pallets of these diapers, and there are 30 boxes on each pallet, with each box having 3 packs, and every pack having 12 diapers..how many punishment diapers is baby Jace gonna hafa fill to the brim before he gets his stupid teddy bear diapers back?" Jace's eyes went wide and -adorably- he was doing the math, moving a finger in the air and then a long wet fart came out of him even as a hiss was heard. "if baby Jace thinks it's 21,600 then he's right! your butt and balls are gonna be permanently coated in diaper rash before your even though 100 diapers." Simon laughed. The made even more farts come out of the bloated cramping baby and Alec groaned. "Jace I'm warning you right now, if I have to change a shitty diaper before I get to fuck Simon or he gets to fuck me, I'm locking your sad excuse for a cock up in permanent chastity and you'll NEVER cum again!" Sadly, the threat did nothing to help and Jace's bowels gave way as he filled his diaper to the brim with a hot stinky load.

Having to pause their love making to change the baby understandably left Alec and Simon less then happy on the outside, but on the inside they were thrilled. they would of normally just of left Jace stinky and put him in his new nursery but since they were eager to lock him up and keep him for don't more then leak pre for the rest of his stupid big baby life, they were willing to give him a early bum change. cleaning up the stinker wasn't a picnic but had to be done to ensure the best fit and then as Alec held the crying and hysterical Jace down, Alec started to cast a rune with on hand, fitting a small pink cage on Jace's cock. "No! No please! you can't do this! At least let me cum one last time!" Jace bawled, trying to get free. "It's my fucking cock! Daddies please!" Sadly the babies plea's fell on deaf ears, and with a lock click that made Jace shut up even as tears flowed down his cheeks, Jace realized he was getting everything he ever had begged for..and yet he didn't want it. "Happy Birth LOSER!" Both of his new daddies said together, and kissed his cheeks.

the end

[imma-fucking-nerd]

Not So Bad

Beetlejuice x Baby!Reader x Mom!Lydia

(So this ain't really a x reader cuz y'know reader is a baby so yee. Also Lydia is like 30 in this so dw. I tried making the reader as gender neutral as possible. B**TLEB*BES DNI)

It had been a couple of months since Lydia and Wednesday had adopted you and things were going pretty great. You were a good baby, slept good, ate good, never cried. Well, you did cry of course. You're a baby. A poopy baby. A poopy stinky- Anyways, your moms just absolutely adored you, as well as just about everyone else in the household, namely your godparents the Maitlands. Lydia had introduced you to them as well as Charles and Delia the day you came home. Really the only person you hadn't met yet was Beetlejuice.

Lydia was very adamant that he was not allowed near you until you were settled. Her and Wednesday didn't need the added stress of looking after two children. Of course, the demon didn't like that one bit. He had just gotten used to Wednesday living with them and now he had to get used to another breather? It was bullshit. So there he was stuck in the Netherworld until they summoned him again. The longer it took the more antsy he became and the more his anxieties of being abandoned got to him. However the day did finally came when his bffff forever chimed his name.

It took a lot of convincing from the Maitlands that everything would be okay and that Beej wouldn't accidentally kill her baby. Or at least terrorize them. But she finally decided it was time, not before giving him a long talk about how scaring was off the table. Of course, that just went through one ear and out the other. No duh he was going to try and scare the mini breather.

Once it was time to finally bring you out Lydia tried not to be so tense but she couldn't help it. Sure, she could handle Beej's antics but you? A precious little baby? What if he scared you to death? But this would have to happen eventually so might as well get it over with. When Lydia came out with you everyone waited with baited breaths as they watched Beetlejuice like a hawk.

"Beej, this is Y/N," Lydia introduced you to the demon.

He just blinked at you for a couple of moments, not saying a word and as he stared at you, you stared right back with curious eyes. To your baby mind his bright hair and fun stripes were very visually appealing and you cooed softly, reaching out to touch the colourful man. Beej's thought, however, weren't so kind. Everyone was thinking that maybe he was melting a bit inside, but in reality he was thinking up a way to try and scare you without hurting you. When he finally thought if something he smiled innocently and reached a hand out to you.

"Aren't you an ugly thing," he chuckled, mostly at Lydia's death glare.

His innocent grin turned more mischievous when he suddenly transformed his fingers into snakes. Lydia was about to pull you away and Wednesday was about to make the demon wish he never existed moreso than he usually did but she ceased all movements when she heard you giggling. That surprised Lydia, Wednesday and Beej alike. They all just watched with wide eyes as you giggled like crazy and reached up for the wriggling creatures. That wasn't what he was expecting at all, and to be frank he was caught way off guard. Were you not scared of him?

When Beej felt Lydia's glare on him he gave her a sheepish grin, "that was- that was totally the plan."

"Uh huh. You're lucky," Lydia obviously didn't buy his bullshit, but a part of her was glad that you weren't afraid of him. It made her feel like you were really her child.

From that moment on Beej would shapeshift into many different forms, to which you found very entertaining. He told himself that he was just trying to get you to scream, but he secretly wanted to keep making you laugh. It didn't take long for you two to become practically inseparable. Everywhere you were Beej wasn't too far away. He was your sleep paralysis demon. But Beej still denied the fact that he absolutely adored you. Of course, Lydia and Wednesday, and well everyone could see right through him. He wasn't the best liar when it came to that kind of stuff.

One time Beej tried to steal you when Lydia and Wednesday decided to take a little trip. You weren't in your crib or anywhere to be seen and Lydia was in full panic mode before her eyes landed on the culprit. He was trying his best to be as nonchalant as possible while also holding you behind his back with an extra pair of arms. Lydia stormed up to him, fully prepared to pick a fight.

"Beetlejuice where is my child," she said in q stern tone, trying to hide the fact she was freaking the fuck out.

"Dunno, the Maitlands probably got the lil monster," he shrugged, but Lydia's glare was starting to crack his confidence.

"I already checked and Y/N isn't with them. Where. Is. My. Child," Lydia was about to go full momma bear before she heard a little coo from behind Beej's back.

She let out a little sigh of relief and she crossed her arms, her nerves being soothed knowing that you were alright.

"Come on Beej, Weds is waiting, give me my kid back," she held out her arms and gave him an expectant look.

"I don't know what you're-" but before he could come up with a lie you were heard gurgling and cooing softly and he looked back you you over his shoulder with a pout.

"Aw c'mon kid shhh," he looked back to Lydia then beck to you and with a heavy sigh he begrudgingly handed you over, blue pricking at his temples.

Lydia gingerly took you into her arms and you looked up at her, taking a moment or two to register her face before giggling and reaching up for her face. She smiled down at you and pressed a little kiss to your head before she smirked at Beej.

"Don't worry, we'll only be gone a couple of days. Then you and your new bfff can play again," Beej huffed in response, crossing his arms and pouting, but not objecting to the fact he was attached to you.

Like Lydia said, they were only gone a couple of days but when you arrived home Beej was on Lydia, and of course you like an excited puppy. He was delighted to find that you seemed just as excited to see him too. From then on Beej was practically your pet puppy and you had him wrapped around your tiny finger. Whenever you were happy, he was happy, whenever you cried, he cried too, much to Lydia's dismay. But all in all she was touched at how much he seemed to like you, and vice versa. She was happy that he was able to be the wacky uncle from hell.

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Damn my first fic in like, what? Months? Probably have to wait another couple months for another one lmaooo hahaha crying Also!!! I think this is my first full on fluff fic??

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The Wonders of Sleep - You are a Nightmare (4/5)

Summary: Remus is in another chaotic frenzy and refuses to calm down, so Virgil has to step in and convince the Dark Creativity that sleep can be fun too. At least Thomas well get to rest with this.

Tags: Remus things! Talks about murder, death, violence, inflicting pain etc on others/self (your basic favourites in intrusive thoughts), weapons, brutality, Remus, virgil, dukexiety, the duke of nonsense and bullshit, caps, angery remus, moth man/ rat man mentions, sexual innuendo, food, (eating) worms, plants, weird living conditions, disgusting room description, absolute chaos, caring about thomas, mutual care, fluff, domestic fluff, swearwords, lotsa cursing, dismissive nicknames, self harm (mention)

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A gargantuan mace hit the ground, sending splitting stones and other pieces of damaged ground flying through the heart of the imagination.

 “KILL HIM, I SAY!”

 Dark Creativity screeched into the air. He ripped the mace out of the ground with great effort and immediately struck the ground with a loud war scream.

His deafening screams and yells filled the vast emptiness of the mindscape. Other than that, the slightly more silent noise of Remus consistently breaking and devastating the rocks and mountains of the desert he was in.

 “Thomas just needs to get a simple baseball bat and SMASH HIS SKULL IN!”

 Remus repeated his motion of shattering the bleeding ground as he hurled his mace out and behind his back for the maximum amount of swinging power science would give him.

 “No more PAY! No more BILLS!”

 He worked the mace down into the ground, his whole body following the movement. His upper body went down with the large weapon and stopped just shy of the unsteady ground, splitting it.

A growl could be heard. It erupted from the depths of the ground could as the dark floor slowly drove itself away from one another in two halves.

 The Duke’s rage had halved the currently imagined world.

He freed his mace and brought it back to his chest. One of his hands brushed over the end of it, the one without stabby spikes! Still a pretty side, to Remus.

A little light bubble, dark pink, grew at said end with a bit of distance to the stick-part itself.

 Remus shook the mace, letting the spikes give way to nothing but a long, black stick. Once the hurty spikes were gone, he YEETED the consistently expanding bubble in front of him and repeated.

 “KILL HIM!”

 The bubble manifested itself in the air, sticking to the invisible laws of the Duke’s whimsy. Slowly, a picture started to fade onto the dark background. Thomas could be seen, holding a bat. It was just as Remus had predicted.

The scene became crystal clear and with a simple snip of his fingers, Thomas moved as if trapped in the gifset of a violent mind. He bashed into his head, again, again, again and again as Remus chanted in moral support.

 “GO! YES! GO! AGAIN! MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE-”

 “Remus.”

 The Imagination shifted at once, the bubbling magma morphing into a small river while the dark ground, the stones and rocks and destruction turned into a field of grass.

While the air remained heavy, the bubble popped and Remus’ stick became nothing but an elegant twig.

 “Why are you up so late?”

 Creativity growled in response and shook his body like a wet dog. His flouncy outfit floated as if in timelapse.

 “Why are you up so late? Stop asking me silly questions. I am creating.”

 Virgil hopped over the small river and turned to look directly at the raging side.

 “You look as if you are pouting”, he stated calmly, much like Logan would, “what got ya stinki mood up, poopy boy?”

 Remus glared back at the smaller side and cleared his throat. He bowed to pick up his twig.

 “My mace.”

 That was definitely a pout. Remus’ lips were pursed into a pout, even his words seemed to pout despite his sentence being so short of them.

The mustache seemed to stretch his face into a long, sad face. Maybe he was actually manipulating his appearance, maybe the facial hair really put an extra emphasis after all.

 “You are the Duke of Creativity. If you want it back, you do that. Now, how about we give this financial discussion a break and fucking chill for a minute.”

 Remus threw the twig away and shook his head, arms crossed in front of his chest.

 “Yeah, you would like that. How about Thomathy here gets it on with a hot dude and I will shut up?”

 Virgil rolled his eyes.

 “We could eat that cockroach Thomathy squished this morning! I will get it from the trash!”

 The Duke started running for time before the other could even react. Anxiety kicked in, shifting the imagination in a way, they found themselves in Remus’ messy bedroom.

A huge vine came out of the closet and ended mid-room before the bed.. or whatever one wanted to call the mess of clothing. There was a glowing blue trail of splatter on the floor. Weapons and.. hair??? were cluttered all over the floor.

Virgil could hear a distant slapping of meat.

The floorboards seemed rather loose and rattled.

 “My room! ROOM ROOM ROOM!”

 Remus drew Virgil close.

 “Emo! Look at my plant! It is really cute! It will love you!”

 Virgil clung to the ever-changing mess of ideas and shook his head.

 “I want to sleep, Remus. Shut up and go to sleep with me. You can wreck havoc and reek tomorrow but Thomas needs to sleep or else he will be shit in the morning.”

 The man in question bounced.

 “If I make Thomathy beat up himself, he will look like shit for sure!!!”

 The emo rolled his eyes and nudged Remus towards the bed. He had not even expected the room to look as bad. Maybe he should have taken this to the living-room or literally any space that had a comfortable ground to lay on. He was a metaphysical being who could not really perceive pain after all - the choice to sleep was really just allowing Thomas to deal with things more calmly, at least in the case of Anxiety. Also, only given that Virgil did not deliberately clock out in order to spare Thomas any effect from his side.

 “Nah, that is work. Work sucks. We wanna sleep forever and eat weird shit, right?”

 Remus grumbled.

At heart, he sort of agreed. Right now, he was driven to do things, to be active and creative or destroy and simply do as much as he could because he had that energy.

 “Nap time, Dukey.”

 Virgil tugged him towards the bed.

 “Oh, Virgil ~ I did not know you were into this kind of thing ~”

 The addressed side blushed but shook his head.

 “In your dreams, fucker.”

 He stepped closer to the unmoving wall of Creativity. Confidently, he let their chests collide, sending Remus backwards.

The wavering Duke gasped in surprise and squeaked insolently.

 “EmO!”, he screeches with a voice that got scratchier and scratchier by the minute. His arms flailed into any direction until he drew them in front of his chest to cross them.

“How can you be cunning and cunt-y?”

 Virgil could hear his brain yell a conditioned “language!” response at him. He literally heard Patton scold Remus in his brain. Judging from the sour look on the other’s face, the anxious trait assumed he could hear it too.

 “Now you know how tiring it can be to hear something in you, that you can’t stop? Pretty fucking shitty, huh? Move, babysitting you is tiring.”

 The reveal of a long, pink tongue was the response but Remus kicked off his boots and patted his clothings until they dissolved into some sort of magical glitter dust. It silently trickled down onto the floor and was blown into all directions of the room.

This place really had a mind of its own. Not that Virgil really minded this.

 “Good Remus”, Virgil praised softly as he joined the other on the bed. They laid down together and Virgil kicked a bundle of weapons and books off the bed, “oops. My bad. I thought it was your pet raccoon.”

 Remus giggled.

 “No! That is you!”

 Virgil shook his head, grinning into his oversized mess of a self-ruined jacket. The Duke looked at him in his own naked glory and patted the space next to him. To join him on the fun, he eyed the stack of his dirty single socks collection and gave it a strong kick.

 “PARTY!”

 “Nooo, nap time. We wanted to be nice to Thomas and fuck shit up tomorrow.”

 Creativity blinked at Virgil. A rare occasion. The blinking and directly looking at someone. He usually just stared into something nobody but him could see. It was chilling and so deeply terrifying, Thomas would feel it in his bones when anyone but Logan or the (former) Others interacted with him.

 “You will join me?”

 Virgil threw his head back as he slowly snuggled up to Remus, filling the spot he had previously patted. A groan escaped his lips and he let his head roll against Remus’ shoulder.

 Instead of answering, he clapped his hands together, summoning a little bowl he thrusted into Remus’ hands.

The bowl was full of little gummy worms which looked surprisingly disgusting with how slimy and wet they appeared to be. They had a certain shine to them and the colour was so unnaturally neon orange, they were glowing in the dim lighting of the Duke’s room.

 “Have a cursed snack and get your creative energy into a fucked up sex dream instead of making Thomas uncomfortable. He’s got some shit to do tomorrow.”

 Silence took over the room.

Virgil caused some rustling sounds as he curled up next to Remus. The room was surprisingly un-stinky compared to what he had expected.

Loud chewing sounds interrupted the momentary silence.

 It was good while it lasted but Virgil was willing to trade his own discomfort for the sake of Thomas’ well-being. He needed his sleep with another tough schedule coming up.

 “Virgil?”

 He hummed in response.

 “Are you anxious because of the new projects they planned?”

 The former dark side curled further into himself, shaking his head stubbornly.

Chewing sounds continued for a bit until Remus took a small break and suddenly snapped his head back and emptied the whole bowl into his mouth. Without even moving his jaw to chew, he swallowed his big ball of cursed sweets and made a lewd lip-smacking sound.

 Virgil opened his mouth to comment on how disgusting the other was but he interrupted him.

 “Come cuddle. It is okay to be scared. I will eat your mean anxiety.”

 He shook his head. The Duke turned to pull Virgil into a hug. The anxious side chuckled.

 “This is not how I work.”

 “Yeah, but it is how I work.”

 “Whatever, Remus. Shut up if you wanna cuddle, you rat man.”

 It was Remus’ turn to chuckle.

 “You just wish I was moth man!”

 Virgil shook his head, smirking into Remus’ neck. He finally allowed himself to close his eyes and hold onto the other.

 It was silent.

For real.

Within minutes, Remus was asleep and Virgil was ever so silently snoring, nobody could hear it.