apurplewombat
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In retrospect I'm real glad the Celebrities got "Imagine" out of their system over coronavirus
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i wonder how old i’ll be when i stop throwing up peace signs when i make eye contact with people
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Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.
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god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro
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man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
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when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta
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me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern
me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:
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