#i think turning into a vampire would be cool af

[duckyfann9871]

real footage of me hallucinating my ideal ending to sebastian's route bc ik its probably not gonna happen:

me, to Sebby: what if le'Com turned u into a vampire, and he turned me into a vampire, and we could be sexy vampires who get to live a long time with the other vampires 👉👈 since you want to live now.... what if we live extra long together? uwu

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hi Gallus, I'm doing some worldbuilding and you seem like you could be connected enough for me to find an answer to the problem of dwarven agriculture. Many problems are created by the requirement of no sunlight, as even the common response of mushrooms still need light to break down decomposing matter as a primary energy source. Currently, we're thinking that they use a special type of mushroom that breaks down rocks in an energy-producing reaction, giving them enough energy to absorb nutrients and grow - this would serve a second purpose in explaining why building a massive hollowed-out mountain fortress doesn't produce an equally large amount of gravel.

Any thoughts? We're grasping at straws kinda lol

Well, some thoughts:

There's plenty of cave systems (especially Karst Systems) that are at least partially open to Sunlight- especially the kind that have rivers running through them, which is something else that's really helpful for agriculture.

For Example: This Cool AF Sinkhole cave in china that has an entire Forest in it

Now There's a view to put outside the city Gates!

Karst specifically is a landscape where underground rivers hollow out the limestone underground and then the cave roofs fall in. This kind of landscape answers your gravel question nicely: the hollowed out mountain does produce an equal amount of gravel, but the gravel turns up as the sandy banks of the river system hundreds of miles away.

So, there's your sunlight that can be used directly, or reflected or magically transferred deeper into the cave system.

Or they just put more holes in the roof! Unless your dwarves are also vampires, there's no reason for them to not hollow out a few Skylights into the mountain too.

But let's talk some other cave ecology and agriculture!

For starters, your dwarves could be sitting on top of a literal gold mine that would allow them to trade for a lot of needed materials and crops.

And by gold mine, I mean Salt Mine.

Historically, salt comes out of hollowed-out mountains and is worth more than gold.

Also something the humans have historically fought a bunch of wars over, so there's some free political tensions if you needed that!

I can also mean the possible fucking enormous piles of bat guano that accumulates in Karst caves, which is the world's most insanely good fertilizer, and ALSO something that has been worth more than it's weight in gold.

Speaking of Gold, another thing that often lives in sinkhole caves in abundance is BEES. turns out, limestone stalactites are a terrific place to build a hive that is difficult for predators to reach, stays dry and the stone substrate means the hives can reach many tons in weight before they start having structural issues. That sweet, sweet insect-derived liquid gold is already important to Dwarves in a lot of folklore- it's really hard to have a Traditional Dwarven Mead Hall without the honey to make the mead, you know?

So you got your mushrooms, you got your sunlight-grown sinkhole crops, you got your traded goods and you got your source of alcohol- the only thing really missing from an ancient food pyramid here is a staple carbohydrate. To that end, may I propose our good Peruvian Friend: The Potato.

Grain crops aren't actually all that nutritious and were kept around in ancient societies more as legal tender that kept the peasants busy, because wheat or rice takes months to grow, an enormous amount of labor to harvest, and wheat also needs to be milled before it can be turned into food- all enormously time-consuming processes that keep peasants busy and easy to rule tyranically over.

Potatoes though? Pop one in the ground in spring and you can dig up fingerlings all summer, and if you make potato towers, you can harvest up to 40lbs of delicious, easy-to-prepare-and-store carb out of a single plant- a real space-saver for the limited sinkhole skyspace.

If your dwarves have cheese, the potato makes even more sense, because Potato+dairy is the easiest, most nutritionally complete survival food there is.

Finally, consider: Dwarven Vodka.

This post is open for anyone to comment suggestions on, but that's my take: put your dwarves in a Karst-sinkhole cave system, give them a highly in demand resource like salt or guano, bees, and taters. Boom. Whole agriculture, economy and political scheme starters.

[shapelytimber]

Welcome to my insane rant about Van Helsing, in the Dracula Hammer movies (with art)

*Quick* explaination of @quijicroix 's and I headcanons for Helsing, and why we think Lawrence (thought it was Abraham but no it's Lawrence in the Hammer cinematic universe) and Lorrimer Van Helsing are the same person (/!\ spoilers for the Hammer's Dracula movies obviously) :

At the end of Brides of Dracula (the second film in the timeline), we see Lawrence get bitten by a Vampire, not Dracula btw, and to remedy the curse he burns his neck and pour holy water on it. And ig by the power of jesus he doesn't get turned into a vampire (boring Hammer resolution) (and he doesn't even get a cool scar).

But we call bullshit on this ! Van Helsing definetly got turned into a (half) vampire !!

1) Lawrence and Lorrimer are both played by Peter Cushing and have the same face. Now I know what your probably thinking "this argument is lazy af", and if we stopped there, yes it would be. But we see Lawrence's son in 7 Golden Vampires (the last film in the serie, but not the timeline) !! And he looks NOTHING like Peter Cushing. So either the Cushing face skipped a generation (whitch is funny to imagine), or his son, who stays in china and never returns to england, serves as a way to help him hide his immortality by taking the identity of his own son, then his grandson Lorrimer.

2) Time for maths everyone ! In Dracula AD 1972, we learn Lawrence died in 1872. BUT !! In 7 Golden Vampires that takes place in 1904 (because the begining of the film is set in 1804 and these movies are obsessed with the 100 years later trope), who is still perfectly healthy and visiting his son in China more than twenty years after his death ?? Lawrence fucking Van Helsing. The only two explainations I see are either Vampirism or tax fraud.

And that would mean his son (Leyland Van Helsing btw) had to fuck very quickly after the movie for Lorrimer to be in his 70s (?) in 1972.

3) If curing vampirism was this easy, why kill the other people who got turned into vampires later in the timeline (rip a lot of the women and Johnny Alucard) ?? It paints Van Helsing in a way better light if you assume his miraculous cure didn't work *in the second film of this 9 movie saga*, and he doesn't just kill people he could cure.

4) it would be a very interesting take on the character, the renown vampire hunter himself becoming a monster, fighting to keep his humanity (but the Hammer didn't have the balls. And we thought about these movies way more than anyone involved in writting them-).

And the circle of violence theme is not between Dracula and the Helsing family anymore, but between him and Lawrence, whitch is way more personnal. And !! raises the stakes in both Dracula AD 1972 (already the best movie out of the 9 by far btw) and Satanic Rites since Dracula isn't the vampire his grandad fought, but his century long ennemy that keeps coming back.

And the scene at the end of Satanic Rites, where Dracula (for the first time in 9 movies) manage to align two sentences and basicly say he wants to end the world because he is tired of dying and coming back !!!!! Whitch is very heartbreaking already, but if he says it to the man who killed him (nearly) everytime ??? (We don't talk about that time Quatermass got him) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ok I lied this was not quick but this!!!!!! Is something that has been haunting us for months, and in the words of Quiji : "People need to know."

I'm also working on an illustration in whitch this headcanon of ours is pretty central <3

[beidak-art]

i love that ive been following for so long and still somehow know nothing about Koschei. here is my comprehensive list of Koschei Facts:

he’s a Dracula AND an owl.

he eats mice and then seemingly coughs them up for dramatic effect. slay.,:

he’s a wizard??

he’s gay. see previous statement.

at one point he exploded and decided not to die out of spite. as one does.

there’s gotta be several operas written about him by now and he probably starred in at least one of them. pioneer of the villain song.

capes and cloaks billowing in the night!!!!!!

i still can’t decide whether he sleeps in a coffin or if he nests in the rafters of some old castle with a bunch of twigs and tapestries. him using a normal actual bed feels illegal somehow…

i think he’s neat :)

Let's see :] [Sorry if the links doesn't work for you, it's from my TH wnich, cuz of anxiety, I keep blocked for people that aren't logged in there.]

This is a good opportunity to once again disprove the belief of many people that he is some kind of vampire. 🚨He is not.🚨 He is an immortal wizard who made himself immortal through a complicated process. He doesn't drink blood and is not afraid of light like some loser, he's not related to vampirism at all. He would never sleep in a coffin, he has a very comfy bed. Some nests too. He often sleeps sitting stiffly in an armchair tho. However, yes, he does turn into an owl :] And is a mouse connoisseur. He has moments of getting rid of pellets, in human form too. Not gay. Bi af. Abt the explosion, that's true 😩

Maybe no operas were made except for 1, but for a certain period of his life, at the beginning of the 20th century, he performed in the theater and sometimes he played versions of himself from fairy tales, because together with Orest they agreed that it would be very funny and cool.

Capes and cloaks billowing in the night: Yes. Yeah 👍 Yeaaaaaaaaa.

[evilpenguinrika]

So I woke up lying in bed with only 6hrs of sleep under my belt, thinking more about--what I'm now calling the Hosie Jujutsu Kaisen AU--that post I made a while back

Mostly, I thought about how I can turn it into a Hosie thing, maybe Hope would have the same start/discovery as Itadori, minus eating nasty old fingers since I think it'd be interesting to try and come up with what Hope's cursed technique would be. I'd like to think that she'd be on the same level as Gojo to be honest. Like, she's a Tribrid, she's the only one of her kind. She's powerful af. Similar-ish vibes to Gojo.

Maybe when Hope transfers to Jujutsu Tech, that's where she meets the Saltzman Twins first. They do their usual thing like in LGCS where the twins show the new kid around and for Josie, she probably has a teeny crush on Hope but since it's just a crush she doesn't really do much about it or think much about it. But maybe after being on many missions with each other and fighting alongside with one another, Josie's teeny crush becomes a huge crush but also one of admiration. Lizzie teases Josie consistently about it.

Hope probably, at first, thinks Josie is cute, but like her, doesn't do much about it. Maybe there comes a situation where Hope is in trouble with a fight with one of the main baddies, Josie comes in to help, risking her life because the main bad guy is like really really really bad or idk listen it's too early for my brain to brain right now lmao. BUT ANYWHO so maybe Hope ends up appreciating Josie's bravery and they kinda hang out a bit more and idk maybe the Hosie is a slowburn strangers to friends to lovers.

In terms of the twins. Originally I played around with the idea that maybe both of them, because they're Siphoners, that they would both have no curse energy, like Maki, but use cursed tools to help them when on missions and such

But then I thought about it even more and I think I like keeping their Siphoner abilities. So what I came up with is that both Josie and Lizzie do have curse energy, but it's so incredibly weak that it's as though they don't even have it. And their cursed ability is that they absorb other people's curse energy, or objects with curse energy, and that fuels their own curse energy so they can fight.

Like, aside from their cursed ability being the same (basically siphoning and turning other curse energy into their own hehe) I would like to see how their cursed ability manifests differently in terms of fighting? But I'm not sure how that could work.

I'll give it a bit more thought, same with what Hope's cursed technique would be too.

Oh, I do know, that I think the twins would be able to use Domain Expansion and I think it'd be REALLY cool if it had something to do with the Prison World since I think in TVDU they said something about how Gemini Covens create Prison Worlds or something idk but that'd be hella cool for the twins to have.

okay that's all the ideas I have my brain is pooped goodbye

OH WAIT EDIT, ONE MORE THING i think Alaric would be like Toji, a sorcerer hunter since he was like, a vampire hunter in the show or something. SO THAT'D BE A NEAT THING just the twins' dad hunting sorcerers like them :) maybe the Gemini Coven/family in the AU took the twins, icing Alaric out because he's not a sorcerer after Jo was murdered by Kai, the usual stuff except the twins are a little older and not in the womb. So Alaric is getting revenge by killing sorcerers (he probably killed Kai)

okay now that's all the ideas i have brain is even more pooped goodbye

[mejomonster]

Okay regarding the Dracula Silent Reading au concept I thought of earlier...

It's fucking Hilarious to me to imagine how zhoudu's particular Daddy kink would factor into a vampire au:

Fei Du, on Luo Wenzhou's lap, pinning him down, leaning down to bite, thinking he's got this whole flirting thing down since Luo Wenzhou feels turned on af and his heart is racing and he's staring lost in Fei Du's eyes

Then Luo Wenzhou flips them (cause even Vampire Fei Du is too rich and classy to Practice Fighting), he's handcuffed, stuck between Luo Wenzhou's legs face down in the cushions, shouting indignantly but it's coming out muffled. "!!!!"

Luo Wenzhou saying, "Now boy I don't know what you intended to do, but I need commitment before letting you touch me like that. Take it a little slower darling. Why don't you cool down." Reaching out and readjusting Fei Du, still screaming incomprehensibly, noticing his forehead is cold as a corpse. "Actually, let's warm you up. You're cold as death, sweetie." Then lifting him up and wrapping him (still handcuffed) nice and snug in a blanket. Fei Du is glaring dully, trying not to shout the thought in his mind "you idiot! I was going to kiss you to death! Drink you! I wasn't making a move! Even if I WAS being indecent, taking advantage of you, you'd have been dead at the end! Why do you even have handcuffs on you!!! Let me go!!" Alas he'd only say it in his mind, hoping the glare confers adequate rage to his target.

Luo Wenzhou making his mad little vampire some warm milk with honey, Fei Du politely letting Luo Wenzhou pour small sips into his lips, insisting: "drink up, it'll help you sleep. And with any luck stop your wicked thoughts." And Fei Du would be in between trying not to GAG at the drink suited for humans but not him, and trying not to scream at the fact milk can't do shit to horniness! Where's he even pulling that nonsense from?! But he'd cooperatively drink it, cause Luo Wenzhou looks 'friendly' despite Fei Du's assault, but if he's competent enough to subdue him then Fei Du will have to play nice until he's released. Also he is truly wrapped so tight in that blanket it's like a cocoon. Despite miserably being unable to feed, he is actually nearly as warm as a living person thanks to Luo Wenzhou's most generous 'efforts.'

Fei Du is silently seething, even more so when he tries to graze his lips across Luo Wenzhou's hand holding the glass rim, and in response gets a whack on the head. "You're the one assaulting me!" Fei Du would whine, the crankiness settling in from lack of blood for too long.

And Luo Wenzhou, the bastard, would just reply, "You're barely even marrying age, and you're going around trying to seduce men. A virgin like you should really be a little more modest."

At which point Fei Du can't take it anymore and snaps: "homosexual relations don't have a fucking thing to do with marriage! And who said I'm a virgin!"

"Well with moves like yours, I figured."

"An old man like you has no game, of course you can't tell when someone is more talented than you."

"If you were talented, darling," Luo Wenzhou couldn't help leaning forward, affording Fei Du the luck of hearing his racing heartbeat betraying his collected exterior mask as a lie, "you'd have me naked already, instead of being indisposed."

"I have no idea why that didn't happen, you didn't have any reason to restrain me." The whining just increasing with the lateness of the night.

Luo Wenzhou, quietly mulling around and cleaning up the now empty glasses and figuring out where to put Fei Du to 'sleep,' not mentioning he really stopped Fei Du because he did suspect Fei Du was trying to bite him. And what with rumors of a vampire on the loose, he didn't want to let that play out and find out. At least not yet. Master Fei is so cute, and arrogant, and unknown, and Luo Wenzhou would like to enjoy opening up the man a little more before condemning him to the mobs looking for a monster in the city. Even if there's a pit in his stomach sinking with the unpleasant intuition that it's less likely Fei Du would be a scapegoat, and more likely he really might be...

He'd pull a pillow over and tuck it behind Fei Du, then pull down his legs until he's laying across the couch, still nicely bundled up. Still colder than a human should be, when Luo Wenzhou's hand casually slips across his neck while readjusting him.

Fei Du laughed quietly to it. "Playing so hard to get, despite wanting me."

"Get some rest, Master Fei."

[transhawks]

Lmao, it always goes back to those Prohero Arc connections and clarity I swear. And people wonder why I’m so obsessed with that arc for this single reason. I think one of my favorite things is the character development you’ve been going through. Perhaps the real iconic narrative arc all along was Rani turning into a passionate AfoHawks spokesperson. *chefs kiss* the pOETRY 🎶

LISTEN. YOU DONT GET HOW FUCKING WEIRD THIS IS????? 2020-21 I was off roleplaying my dhampir!keigo, infiltrating AFO's coven and stupidly falling in love with his ward sacrifice Fae/Werewolf!Tomura and failing in killing him (Tomura cursed him to hell and back and Jin didn't help with his curse, fucking fae :/), but like WE NOTICED when we roleplayed Keigo FINALLY meeting AFO that like....the whole dynamic changed. There wasn't anything non-platonic (except keigo whining in the local monster support chat that the vampire lord of the area was boring af because real vampires throw massive masquerade balls that turn into orgies) but just....Hawks was at once at extremely high alert but also far more honest than he'd ever been. The pleasant and quirky local surfshop clerk/ditzy halfvamp schtick melted. This was a weapon. And not just a weapon; this was a vampire who could see the world just like All For One could, if he'd just flee the coop his human raisers had stuffed him into. Like the similarities in thinking jumped out. Of course Keigo wasn't exactly like AFO but I still remember that our tomura RPer had Tomura specifically mention (once they got all the files from Hawks's treachery/spy chats) how much Keigo sounds like sensei. It was fun! And it made it stick in my mind that surprisingly, Keigo and AFO could interact interestingly. This was bolstered by that chapter in 2021 where Keigo begins psychoanalyzing him, too. It was so interesting seeing him try to think like him. But you know, it's not like I expected canon to explore this. Even in the beginning of the war, I didn't. Something to note is that for the majority of the fight, All For One's own hubris and bias towards very flashy destructive quirks has blind-sided him to Hawks and his role in this war, by which I mean (and I can back up) is that most of the hero effort has indeed been carried on Keigo's back or orchestrated. It took until AFO got rewound to realize how much Horikoshi was setting them up. Endeavor barely mattered between them. And then...well, they started talking. Focusing on each other more. What am I supposed to do, ignore it????? It got heavier and heavier, the panels mirroring each other, converging at times, etc. Just Horikoshi doing excellently for a pair of people I never imagined would interact. And now we have Keigo laying on the ground, defeated, stripped of all that he believes he is, as All For One asks him if he's tired and then leaves with his wings, saying in the end he couldn't protect anyone. Too fast for his own good. Hubris.

LIKE??? HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE SPOKESPERSON?????? i am a simple man, I like rich dynamics and cool framing and horikoshi feeds me regularly.

EDIT: was about to publish this but got a similar ask

Oh yes I absolutely loved the quietness of this. First he tells him to get out of his way and then, like, "Haven't you done your best?" It's a solemn moment, surprisingly, and I hope the anime does it justice in a year or two. And the god imagery! Ugh! i have SO MUCH to say on this but you have to wait because im doing a Big Meta again lol.

As for HPSC prez Keigo, part of me thinks that would be a Bad End. Or bittersweet at most. I remember misinterpreting one of the vol extras to mean that the HPSC was essentially grooming him to eventually replace her and there's something very fucked in that thought. I do however think he might do something with kids!

[the-fiction-witch]

I'm Scareoused

Media Lewis The Mind Has Mountains 

Character Adam Douglas

Couple Adam X reader

Rating Sweet Af + Flirty

Concept Dream Woman

I sat in the study room while max was working on his stuff from his Modernisum intro,

"How's stuff with Lillian?"

"Hum?" I asked as I had kinda drifted off a little

"Lillian?" He asked

"Ohh gone."

"Gone?" he laughed

"Yeah gone, I fucked her off"

"why?"

"she was bugging me, too clinging all the damn time. I couldn't even go to my classes without her being attached to my damn hip"

"Fair enough"

"what about Sally?"

"Gone," I shrug

"Alice?"

"I think we both know the answer"

"Gone?"

"yep"

"Amy?"

".... Well"

"Gone?"

"Yep"

"You don't have the best luck with women do you adam?"

"I don't like most girls, every girl I go on a date with I find out something later I don't like." I explained

"There is this thing called compromise?"

"why? If I'm not into it I'm not into it"

"Yeah but you can't dump every girl you date once you find something you don't like about them you could overlook it if you really like them?"

"I likely could but I just, never liked anyone that much"

"Okay so...."

"so?"

"If I was in a lab"

"Oh god. Max nothing good starts in a lab"

"Just hear me out"

"if I could make you... like the perfect woman."

"I don't want a robot"

"No, Just... work with me here Adam"

"You're not going to glare at me are you?"

"I mean I might. if your into weird shit"

"Okay" I sighed "If I could design the perfect woman. She'd be... the kinda girl that would rather sit in our dorm and watch horror movies the go out dancing, the kinda girl who's dream date is like going to a old listed building like the manor houses and huge gardens across the UK, The kinda girl who's seen stephen king movies, more then just the shinning and It stuff like maximum overdrive and The pet cemetery the original, The Kinda girl who walks around with gothic classics in her handbag, The kinda girl with tattoos and Cool witch nails, Coloured hair and vampire lipstick, the kinda girl who wants a movie on Marry shell's life. The kinda girl who loves time Burton but thinks nightmare before Christmas is overrated as fuck, Who knows like everyword to a dark musical like phantom or heathers, someone who just wants to cuddle on an autumnal night and watch true crime with me"

"..... uhhhhhhhhh"

"Go on. shame me I'll take it"

"I think you want a goth chick"

"No. I don't like goth chicks"

"..... don't you?"

"No goth chicks take like six hours doing the crazy intricate make up and getting crazy body mods and death metal music, I want a.... alternative girl."

"Hu"

"what?"

"I... you know how they say when you like vocalize things they happen"

"Yeah?" I asked as I looked up at him he sat looking out the study room door wide-eyed he simply pointed out the door so I turned in my seat and immediately saw what he meant.

outside the door was of course most of the other srtufy rooms many of which shut up tightly with the large bank of vending machines full of monster, red bull, cheetos and other snacks for the average uni kid  and at said vending machines was... her

She- she was beautiful.

As if someone went into my mind and picked out my fantasy and dropped her into reality,

She had these slightly heeled black combat boots, these grey glaxay leggings, a black and white stripped crop top, a sweet purple pinafore dress with a front chest pocket with an embrioided cat face, a back pack with bat wings and a little needle hand keychain similar to the one from coraline, she had a this black hair dip died purple, this sweet make up not to much make up so much you could see her freckles but this beautiful vintage red lipstick, she was kicking the vending machine as it had took her money and not given her whatever snack she had selected, she was mad kicking the machine until a few bags of chips fell but even then she wasn't happy

"Gimme my magic stars!" she yelled

"Speak and it shall appear" Max laughed

"Yeah." I nodded

"How you feeling?" he asks

"I'm scareoused."

"You're what?"

"Scared. and aroused."

"scared?"

"That she just magically appeared like that"

"and aroused?"

"Becuase she is literally my fantasy. Like.... I came to that last night"

"Cool. what are you gonna do about it?"

"I'm going to see where she magically came from. and see if I can also cum to that tonight"

"I mean either way your going to"

"I will but its weather to not she's involved really" I shrug grabbing my bag and heading out into the corridor where she was still beating up the machine "Hey"

"Hi" she says as she worked

"Uhh its okay this machines a dick I'll pay it'll always come out on the second rotation" I offered getting some cash from my wallet putting it in the machine for her and getting her the magic stars she wanted infact the whole row came off due to her violet kicking off the machine

"Thanks." she smiled getting on her knees to load up her backpack so I moved down too to help her "Here you can take this stuff" she smiled giving me the other snacks that had come down from her kicking

"Thanks, Adam" I smiled

"Y/n"

"I uhh I've not seen you around before? whats your major?"

"Creative writing."

"Really? I uhh I'm a classic literature"

"Ohh, classic boy" she smiled "I pop into your guys lectures sometimes they inspire me"

"Do they?" I smiled "Uhh y/n would it be imposing? if maybe I asked... for your number?"

"Yeah?"

"yeah"

"why?"

"So maybe you and me could... organize and maybe go see that new conjuring movie?"

"sure" she smiled grabbing her phone from her handbag a large but battered phone in a black spell book case with a voodoo doll head handing off like a phone charm we traded numbers and she smiled "But I'm not to bothered about the new conjuring, but have you seen that new slasher yet?"

"what Bodybag four?"

"Yeah!"

"No no I've been wanting to go for ages"

"well maybe we'll organize that instead I'll handle the snacks" she smiled

"Yeah that sounds great"

"Good, I'll text you" she smiled "see you around adam" she says getting up and heading out

"see ya y/n, I'll text you later!"

"You better" she smiled heading out the doors

"so?" Max laughed as he had been watching all that

"I belive I may be in love"

"may?"

"shut up max"

[transboysokka]

okay fuck it, twilight breaking dawn part 1 I guess

(for the first time ever)

ok fuck I’m really in it now here goes breaking dawn part 1 I guess

I HATE breaking up movies (especially book movies) into 2 parts like just bc Harry Potter did it for a 1000-page book doesn’t mean EVERYONE has to for money now…

Anyway starting strong w another corny quote from Bella

K Jacob couldn’t keep his shirt on gif one second

Bella and Alice girlfriends and comphet already yesss

Getting married SO young it makes so much sense now that I know the author is Mormon lol

Just bc this is normal where I grew up doesn’t mean I like it

Edward looks slightly less weird in this one I think

Omg what hasn’t he told her was he engaged before he turned into a vampire or something

Ohhhhhh juicy

Ok but he is waiting until the last possible moment to tell her this which DOES line up w the rest of his shady personality

Can’t believe this is the 4th movie and my opinion about him still hasn’t changed

So anyway does her dad know about any of this yet or

I’m SORRY I’m still HUNG UP ON getting married SO YOUNG like I know Tom of people who have done it but like these are children???

Tacky af of everyone to wear white to her wedding

Oh it’s a dream. Still. My point stands.

Are we gonna find out in this movie why she’s so special and vampire powers don’t work on her?

I’m starting to think her wild dreams mean something in the same way Alice sees stuff

Rosalie did her hair? Are we sure? Oh I see the back okay fair

I gotta know the budget of this wedding damn

Jessica is the GOAT of this whole series though she says everything exactly like it is

Anyway I just gotta say that I’m perpetually annoyed by the selfishness and stupidity of Bella wanting to throw her life away to be a vampire on purpose

Was that the author again

I hope this wedding scene isn’t too long I’ll be so bored

Oh you KNOW the 2011 fangirlies were losing their MINDS at this in theatres

More shitty soundtrack choices. Oh never mind this is the same song as the end of the first movie. Still sucks though

So are the werewolves and vampires like… good with each other now?

Does Jacobs dad have a problem with Charlie of something

Whoever this Irina is she needs to chill tf out

These speeches are sooo gd awkward. Very realistic

I do like how cool Edward is with Bella’s friendship with Jacob. Kind of ooc for him lol

I just KNOW Bella’s gonna talk to Edward like “ok I married you now make me a vampire” and he’s gonna be like “mmmm not yet”

Wtf why doesn’t he think they can have a honeymoon??

Is vampire dick like super dangerous for humans or something lol

They’re going to rio lol?? How fuckin random??

Wtf Carlisle just like. HAS Brazilian islands to give away??

Okay so they’re finally gonna fuck I guess but I HOPE I don’t have to see it, I CANNOT explain how much I am NOT invested in this straight couple…

I completely just dissociated for most of that but DID HE JUST BREAK THE BED LMFAO

Glad she’s having a good honeymoon but I’m bored af

Oh shit oh man lol he’s like “I bruised you I’m so sorry” but it’s apparently her kink what is going on???

Bro is she pregnant already lol

Wow it must grow like exponentially fast if something

I must be missing something bc I still don’t know why this is like a big deal?

Ohhhh what if they have to turn her so their creepy baby doesn’t kill her

Do they have a private jet or something wtf

Lol why would she call Rosalie of all people

What’s going onnnnn why’s Charlie at jacobs house???

I still don’t know if Charlie knows about the vampires??? I’m guess no??

Ok so Jacob thinks Bella is a vampire now?

Idk why this is all a bit confusing to me

I know he’s gonna see her and she’s gonna have the biggest baby bump

WHY is this a PROBLEM chill Jacob

Ok so is Bella carrying the vampire messiah or Antichrist or something

And now it’ll be hard to make her a vampire?? Bro I feel like I’ve skipped an entire movie

Edward is sooooo dramatic now if Bella dies he wants to die too??? CAN EVERYONE CALM DOWN??

And yeah what’s going on w bella and Rosalie

Teen mom Bella I’m so sorry ur going through this

So yeah doesn’t Jacob fall in love with this baby or something lol

Anyway this baby thing seems like something the valtori or whatever should be involved in

It grows so fast she’s probably gonna be giving birth next week

Jacob almost getting hit by a car lmao

Okayyyyy the werewolves are so extreme now too

This werewolf scene is soooo warrior cats coded (I know nothing about warrior cats maybe it isn’t)

Nice to see Jacob wearing so many more clothes this movie

I’ve had Seth for 5 minutes and I’d already die for him

The Cullens house is so…. Ugly…

We Stan Leah too

Werewolf civil war??

Leah deserves a gf I’m rooting for u girl

What a weird ass yahoo search for Edward

WAIT they name the baby renesmee right?? I’m JUST realizing it’s a combo of Edwards mom and Bella’s moms names that’s cool

I feel so bad Bella is gonna have this baby and Edward isn’t gonna want it at all

Did this book really need to be two movies bc the pacing of this one so far seems too slow

Also very fanficy

Does Charlie have a girlfriend now isn’t that random and sudden

So Edward says the baby is a human?? Then wtf is up with this wild ass pregnancy

Damn I really wish I could see anything in these dark scenes

That’s NOT how I thought renesmee was pronounced lol

Wtffffff did she just BREAK her BACK JESUS CHRIST

Did EDWARD JUST BITE THE BABY OUT WHAT IS HAPPENING

Lollll he was too happy about the baby and Bella just died lmfao

I’m way more okay with her being a vampire if she was gonna die anyway, not if she was gonna be a whiny ass baby about wanting to be special

But anyway yeah really not sure how she’s gonna come back from that one, or how they’ll explain it

Maybe the reason she’s still dead is bc Edwards compressions suck so bad

Stop just biting her everywhere eww

We really don’t need the like molecular animation of it all we get it

Idk why but I’m not completely trusting Rosalie with that baby

Do we know the baby is human btw

Why wouldn’t she have told her parents she was pregnant btw like she could have just pretended she had been for a while

Ohhhh jacobs gonna commit baby use but accidentally fall in love while doing it lmfao

Oh NOOOOOOOO that’s so fucked uppppppp they couldn’t have waited until she was like a little older at least?????

Oh NOW Edward calls for help lolol

Like she’s been dead a while stop being in denial

Is Edward bothered AT ALL that his enemy is in love with his infant daughter lololol

Ready for this bad CGI gauntness to go away though

Oh they really just added in some cgi airbrushing and PALENESS lol vampire skin

All three flashbacks are also unnecessary tbh

okay for some reason I knew about the shot of her opening her eyes all vampy as the very end of this movie

Yeah so that was partially very boring but mostly just a LOT of VERY INTERESTING developments

I still think splitting movies into two halves is very jarring and disorienting for plot and story reasons but at least for this one it KINDA works???

Thank god there’s only one of these left

[bambiesque]

New thread for Smith!Doctor.

Episode: The Eleventh Hour - Amelia Pond, my love. Beans ARE evil, thank you Smith!Doctor. It's very sweet that Ten loses his red-haired best friend and Eleven immediately finds a red-haired best friend. Little Amy waiting with her suitcase <3 Grown-up Amy whacking him with a cricket bat. Rory, my other love, you're wonderful. And Olivia Coleman. And Tom Hopper. Smith!Doctor stealing clothes from a hospital just like Three. All the Doctors at the end <3 Bowties are cool. One of my all time favourite episodes.

Episode: The Beast Below - The creepy smiley robot things are a nope. I love the idea of every country having its own spaceship though and every county having it's own block. Liz 10 is awesome. It's not the greatest episode but it's enjoyable.

Episode: Victory of the Daleks - Pleasant and polite Daleks are somehow more creepy than the usual kind. Oh, Doctor, sometimes you are the biggest idiot. I quite like the colourful Daleks. It's very mid-80s looking. Amy is so smart. "Come along, Pond."

Episode: The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone - River!!! Amy is now doing Lynda Day cosplay. I love River. The Weeping Angels are still creepy af. River thinks her mum is amazing and so do I <3 Amy thinking she's turning to stone and sending the Doctor away and then the Doctor biting her. With his space teeth. The second episode is nice foreshadowing to Cold Blood. I don't understand why you can't smash an angel while it's stone though. And I really don't enjoy Amy snogging the Doctor. Episode: The Vampires of Venice - Helen McCrory looking amazing as always. Love the Doctor going to collect Rory and taking him and Amy on a romantic trip and gaining a little crew. Choosing to believe Smith!Doctor owes Tennant!Casanova a chicken. Love the library card with Hartnell!Doctor on it. Have I mentioned how much I hate the idea of love triangles? I do love Rory and him telling the Doctor off. Obviously, the Doctor would rather face vampires than have an awkward conversation.

Episode: Amy's Choice - I do like it when the Doctor is faced with the darker aspects of himself. Amy telling the Doctor off by pretending to go into labour is hilarious, as is the Doctor making fun of Rory's ponytail and Amy telling Rory to whack an old woman. I like the idea that you grow out of the TARDIS rather than get dragged from it kicking and screaming - it's your choice. No pun intended. Amy/Rory forever. I love them.

Episode: The Hungry Earth / Cold Blood - this is set in 2020. Must have been January or February. It's a nice and quite exciting story. The SIlurians look amazing. The Silurian city looks awesome too. Celery, lol. Humans suck don't they? Except Rory. Rory is such a good boy. And then... he doesn't exist and I'm crying.

Episode: Vincent and the Doctor - Such a beautiful episode with a gorgeous, heartbreaking ending. Love Vincent describing the sky and the stars and it turning into The Starry Night.

Episode: The Lodger - Sometimes funny. Sometimes not. I do enjoy the Doctor trying to be a normal person for an extended period of time.

Episode: The Pandorica Opens / The Big Bang - Love all the flashbacks to everyone from earlier in the season. And River of course! Love River. RORY!!! Amy and Rory <3 Rory fighting against being an Auton. Poor Amy. I do love the idea of the Doctor being the thing in the Pandorica. And I love the start of the next episode even more. Al of the next episode in fact. It's so clever and romantic and perfect. And Rory punching the Doctor is great. More people should punch the Doctor, honestly. Fezes are cool. And then the beautiful wedding of my faves and the Doctor dancing like a drunken giraffe.

Episode: A Christmas Carol - Amy and Rory roleplaying the Roman and the Policewoman on their honeymoon. They're so cute. This is the most magical, Christmassy thing. I kind of wish this world had fish just flying around. Showing young boy Kazran his future to make him change is such a perfect twist on the normal Christmas Carol ending.

Episode: The Impossible Astronaut / Day of the Moon - The Silence as a concept are genuinely terrifying. The idea of seeing something and forgetting it the minute you can't see it. Brave Heart, Canton. "Strange markings" - it's quite clearly a tally. Love the Doctor kissing Rory on the head when he checks on him.

Episode: The Curse of the Black Spot - PIrates! Not the most thrilling episode ever but not horrible. Just sort of there.

Episode: The Doctor's Wife - the TARDIS, the Time Lords, MICHAEL SHEEN!!!! I love Idris. I love the Doctor and the TARDIS getting to talk. It's great to see more of the inside of the TARDIS, even if it just that same corridor, lol.

Episode: The Rebel Flesh / The Almost People - Ah, the goo people. But sadly no goo snakes. Rory is just the best and sweetest guy. Love him comforting Jennifer. The first episode ending with the Ganger!Doctor is awesome. Love the Ganger!Doctor trying to cope with his regenerations. The first ep is the better of the two, but I like the lead into Amy's story.

Episode: A Good Man Goes to War - Rory taking on the whole Cyberfleet to find out where Amy is is so hot. Vastra and Jenny <3 Strax <3 River being so overwhelmed by seeing Rory <3 The Doctor's conversation with Vastra and Dorian is one of my favourites in the whole series. The look they share when they have to explain to him that he is a threat. Amy/Rory <3 I love them so much.

Episode: Let's Kill Hitler - I love that Amy and Rory got to raise their daughter. I love whole sequence of them growing up. Baby!Rory. Then Rory punching Hitler and putting him in the cupboard. Mels calling Rory dad <3 He's a badass in this episode. Lol at Smith!Doctor feeling guilt related to all of Tennant!Doctor's companions. He's not wrong. The Amelia interface is awesome.

Episode: Night Terrors - Little George. He breaks my heart. The dolls are really very creepy. And they turned Amy into a doll. No thank you. Sweet ending though.

Episode: The Girl Who Waited - Wonderful concept. Karen is wonderful. Old Amy is so different to young Amy - all her mannerisms and her voice - and her anger and hurt is so real and good. And the Doctor is incredibly selfish, which is also good because it's nice to remember that sometimes he's a bastard. Amy and Rory are so perfect. <3

Episode: The God Complex - I love Rita. The scene between the Doctor and Amy where he tells her to stop believing in him is beautiful. As is their blue house with the TARDIS blue door and them saying goodbye.

Episode: Closing Time - Why didn't my parents name me Stormageddon? That's all there is to say about this episode really. Too much James Corden.

Episode: The Wedding of River Song - The world with all of time happening at once is beautiful. The cars being flown by hot air balloons and the steam trains through the pyramids. Rory keeping his eye-patch on even though it's killing him <3 "River Song didn't get it all from you" is such a great line. River visiting Amy and Rory and telling them the truth - and Amy realising she's his mother in law. Doctor Who? Love it.

Episode: The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe - The last scene between the Doctor and the Ponds makes up for a pretty nothing episode. The Doctor crying because he can feel things again <3

Episode: Asylum of the Daleks - Amy and Rory on the brink of divorce is the most awful thing in the Smith!Doctor era. That said, this is a fantastic episode. And Clara! Lovely Clara. Well, Oswin in this case.

Episode: Dinosaurs on a Spaceship - They're people, not Ponds. Brian! Dinosaurs. Much better than the dinosaurs Pertwee!Doctor had to fight. Amy IS a queen. I'm glad Rory got to kiss Smith!Doctor too. Such a fun episode.

Episode: A Town Called Mercy - Amy is the best and I love her so much. Love her calling Smith!Doctor out on his bs. Both Amy and Rory are sadly underused though.

Episode: The Power of Three - Kate!! Amy in a pretty dress. The Doctor missing Amy and Rory. He loves them so much. Creepy little girl and her creepy twin orderlies.

Episode: The Angels Take Manhattan - Nooooo. Farewell Ponds, I love you. I will miss you. I'm glad you had a happy life together. They get the best exit of the modern era, so far. Happy yet heartbreaking.

Episode: The Snowmen - Clara! Jenny&Vastra! Strax! Smith!Doctor living on a cloud like Mary Poppins. Just realised that Mary Poppins is a Time Lord. Pretty grim for a Christmas special.

Episode: The Bells of Saint John - Short hops are difficult. I'm glad that we already knew Clara at this point because while she is wonderful, this episode is pretty dull.

Episode: The Rings of Akhaten - Susan mention! Love the classic feel of this episode. I wish they'd go to other planets more often. A simple story. Very enjoyable.

Episode: Cold War - Ice Warriors! You know I'm not entriely sure I needed to see under an Ice Warrior's armour. Some good moments but not one of the best episodes.

Episode: Hide - A good old-fashioned ghost story, or is it a love story? It's from where, Doctor? Oh, Metebelis III. And that's how we're pronouncing that is it?

Episode: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS - It's always nice to see more of the TARDIS, but I would have liked more rooms and fewer corridors. Still, that library was nice. I don't blame Clara for wanting to remember that.

Episode: The Crimson Horror - Brave Heart, Clara. This is a very creepy, brilliant, episode and I love it. Everyone is wonderful. Strax is, as always, hilarious. Mrs Gillyflower and Mr Sweet are so gross. Jenny is a badass.

Episode: Nightmare in Silver - Matt Smith is so good. The Cybermen are nice and scary for a change. Clara is, as always, excellent. And Porridge proposing to Clara is reminding me of Peladon asking Jo to marry him.

Episode: The Name of the Doctor - I'm just going to scream through this whole thing. Hartnell!Doctor and Susan stealing the TARDIS. I love all her costumes with each of the Doctors. I love the giant dying TARDIS. I love that River is there. I love that Smith!Doctor can see her and that he loves her. Yes, I cried. Vastra and Jenny and Strax. A perfect episode.

Episode: The Day of the Doctor - Speaking of perfect episodes. Everything about this one is amazing. John Hurt is a fantastic addition. Billie Piper is marvelous as the Moment. David Tennant is his usual charming self. I have fun trying to spot all the references and items and photos in the Black Archive. All the Doctors there, saving Gallifrey <3 Can't believe Jenna didn't have "snog David Tennant" in her contract. And Tom Baker coming back is a lovely ending.

Episode: The Time of the Doctor - Another sad Christmas special, but a brilliant one, wrapping up every question from the Smith!Doctor Era. I love that the story that started in The Eleventh Hour lasted his whole run. I love him seeing Amy again when he regenerates.

Smith!Doctor Era Roundup

Matt Smith is absolutely my favourite Doctor. How the youngest person to play him manages to be so old, I'll never know, but he does it so perfectly. He is sweet and kind and silly and furious and dangerous and he loves so much. We get Kate Lethbridge Stewart and Vastra, Jenny, Stazx, the return of Gallifrey and a truly epic love story. No notes.

Favourite Companion: Amy

Least Favourite Companion: None

Favourite Episode: The Big Bang / The Wedding of River Song / The Day of the Doctor

Least Favourite Episode: Cold War

Current Doctor Rankings:

Smith

Davison

Pertwee

Tennant

TBaker

CBaker

McCoy

Troughton

McGann

Eccleston

Hartnell

Top 10 Companions:

Jo Grant

Amy Pond

Tegan Jovanka

Rory Williams

Barbara Wright

Vislor Turlough

Sarah Jane Smith

Martha Jones

Donna Noble

River Song

[fucktheroyals]

Feel like people who say that Guillermo has low confidence/self-esteem haven't thought about how Guillermo has had ten years to think about wanting to become a vampire and live forever. He literally lives with them and basically parents them at 10 years i'm sure he knows being a vampire doesn't automatically make you cool (and i mean, look at Jenna, being a vampire did not make her "cool"). The benefits are living forever and special powers. This isn't like... A teenager deciding being a vampire would be cool and hasn't thought about the consequences of living forever. He's lived with them for TEN YEARS and still very much wants to be turned. ...However, with the new vampire hunting skills he may not have thought about how he's already cool af, so really the only reason to be a vampire is to live forever and some other special powers. But still again, it's not like he hasn't thought about that, but it would clearly make it (living forever) more prominent when it comes to why he wants to be a vampire.

[happenedinforks]

Dating Jasper and Alice

a/n: im gay af but Jasper could hit it

warnings: some suggestive tones briefly, also possible writing mistakes (im too lazy to proof read it’s like 2 am)

They're already vampires, living with a vampire family, with a treaty considering shape-shifting wolves so a poly-relationship wasn't necessarily that big of news to them.

Like they both liked you, you liked them. If you were down to "share" then they'd be too. It was quite simple for them.

It would be quite casual at first, no one really acknowledged the whole vampirism-thing for a while. For better or for worse.

You thought you were still 17, you had time, so why stress and turn grey from over-thinking?

Surprisingly, Jasper had this same attitude. Just... for about everything in life.

It drove Alice insane. She would like to plan out what you guys would do for your anniversary and in exchange she'd get you and Jasper lounging around, reading books and saying "we'll figure it out" and "don't stress about it, darling."

But also sometimes you sided with Alice and dragged poor Jasper accross town for that adorable decorative pillow you ”just had to get for your couch”.

Having two hundred years old genius’ helping you out with homework and studying. Your grades rose like Jon Snow from the dead.

Being one of the few humans Jasper has no trouble tolerating scent-wise, mainly because he loves you but also because your scent is quite mild according to him.

During summer these two act like your personal cooling packs.

As rare as it is, sometimes it does get hot in Forks, Washington. And that’s when cuddling with two vampires gets handy.

These two weren’t as afraid of sex as their lovely brother.

Bella was kinda jealous of you let’s be honest here.

But it was a lot of: ”are you alright?” ”Does it hurt anywhere?” ”Do we need to stop?” ”Alright Jazz shut up and kiss me.” ”Alice for the love of god live in the present.” You know, the usual.

And ALSO Jasper being an empath made everything (and I mean everything) just a tad bit better.

Because, you know, feelings were enhanced. And from that also other things.

So yeah sex is amazing with them.

But also kind of a rare treat given that when they get really excited + their vampire-ism equals broken furniture.

It’s kind of a miracle you arent actually broken.

Emmett laughed at the joke, Jasper and Alice didn’t find it as funny.

Alice and Jasper have a habit of talking either in that annoying vampire speed (especially if it’s about the Volturi or Riley Biers or Victoria or overall someone or something that would worry you)

Or they would have this weird non-verbal communication.

The two have known each other for how many decades? They can basically read eachothers minds by now.

Cue you going: ”Uh, yes hello, human over here, what is going on?”

Other than that you guys are all quite open about everything.

They’d happily tell you stuff about the history.

I mean Jasper had some explaining to do with the whole... army... thing...

And even about the not so happy things.

They like to think of it not like ”oh yes we’re going to traumatize this human for life” but more like ”it’s better she knows this and hears it from us rather than from those dogs.”

Oh by the way, did you like La Push? Too bad, you’re not going anymore.

Okay, that’s a bit overstated.

But you know, they’re extremely wary of the place. And the wolves.

These two can sometimes act as your own personal body guards.

One time this one asshole tried to flirt with you in Seattle, and Alice was this close to snapping his wrist.

And dont even get me started on the silent judging you guys do.

Especially in school.

Because even though they were vampires and could easily hear stuff from accross the room, you were still sort of their first line of defense when it came to gossip.

Everytime something happened, Alice and Jasper were the first to find out.

And when someone who had called Alice weird walked past, you and Jasper would stare them down until they were out of sight.

Alice pretend pleaded you to stop but she actually enjoys it. Just a teeny bit.

They just adore everything you do.

Because they’ve been vampires for so long, they kinda forgot the small things humans do.

Like you just flipped a pancake perfectly on your pan? Amazing.

Or perfectly threw and caught popcorn from mid-air? Show-stopping.

You did what? Filled a small balloon with water and threw it at Edward, completely soaking him with water? Someone get this girl a Nobel prize.

I swear, these two were in awe from the tiniest things they had completely forgotten about.

So usually Jasper does the driving.

Because you and Alice are very passive agressive. Alice more of the type who mumbles under her breath and you the type who honks and yells inside the car as if the other driver would hear it.

But when you weren’t complaining about other drivers you would be teasing Jasper of his southern heritage.

You and Alice purposely googled old southern slang and just used them in everyday conversation.

”Don’t you start with me boy”, said with the most obnoxious southern drawl possible.

Calling Jasper son even though he’s like gazillion years older than you.

”Listen here, son—” and cue a very bad Robert de Niro personation.

It’s contagious and soon Emmett is calling Jasper ”boy” and ”son” ironically.

Also:

“Can you be the yee to my haw?”

“Alice put her to bed please.”

“There’s a snake in your boot!”

“There’s not even snakes here!”

“Saddle up.”

”We’re driving. A car.”

”This ain’t my first rodeo, boy.”

”Alice I beg, not you too.”

You’re pretty sure he secretly likes your jokes. Like at least 50% of them.

Everything is the same except 100 times more chaotic after you’ve been changed.

[aleabea]

faults with the monster high reboots that the monster high movies did better (in my personal opinion!)

monster high itself (as in, the building)

i like the idea of the building as an ancient entity with its own mind: this ancient place that does strange things– which kind of mirrors the ghouls themselves. you really give the audience the power to add their own creativity to it as well. the pool that has unknown mysteries, the catacombs that give monsters the power to travel underground through normie territory. why take that away and replace it with something rather flat and stale that follows a rather cliche/typical storyline of revamping an old building that isn’t in the least bit as visually memorable as its predecessor.

the powers of the ghouls

their unconventional, weird powers from the old movies are realistic: they mirror themselves as monsters, and embrace that individuality. making their powers (or even giving powers: why did laguna need super speed again?) more stereotypical and generic takes away from the message of being your ‘freaky self’. why cant cleo’s superpower be thats shes super rich and an intimidating diva WHY does she need to tie people up with bandages– ???

the drastic clampdown on characters + their significant changes

everyone had a character they could relate to. it was easy to switch up you current favourite and play around with all sorts of different scenarios and backgrounds. it also turns your audience against you: mattel removed so much representation/inclusivity (even  though there are issues with racial stereotypes, but that is a post for another time), which is one of the key pillars of the entire franchise. not to mention that a large portion of the guy characters (which i would generally like more of) are gone/replaced…

why… why give clawdeen a male romantic interest (who adds nothing to the story). why goddamnit

i dont mind moanica d’kay as an antagonist, but…

i have to admit that it took me a while before she was a zombie and not a vampire (but the terrifying implications of her being able to turn normies into zombies is pretty cool). but having toralei walk around in the background like she isn’t an iconic character in the franchise feels… weird. why would you not use her character and have an awesome team-up of villains??? (+so monica is not the only villain again in the second movie) = wasted potential EVERYWHERE

also the zomboyz are boring af

the change in aesthetic: to hyper modern and minimalistic

i like the grungy, unconventional style of the older monster high movies. sure, the animation is definitely cleaner and more beautiful in the reboot and the monsters do look closer to 16 (however, im really not a fan of making animated characters look younger to fit their ‘age group’ (*cough cough* barbie), especially since most of the fanbase is older now anyway and would love a more mature approach), but it feels more generic and the bright neon highlights/absence of spookiness really don’t do it for me. it feels like theres no theme connecting all these different factors.

some plot that makes me go?

where is frankenstein and did he leave frankie by herself??

i think the ari being able to turn solid and human is a bit of a stretch? why is she even considered a ghost then if ghosts can just live normally among humans? (even though i assume she doesn’t age) it is a fun plot point though ngl even though im hella salty that they replaced catty noir, an iconic poc, with a british white girl…

(i do acknowledge the massive plot holes in the other monster high movies as well. but don’t fuck up your own lore pls)

these are my thoughts so far maybe ill add more to this later idk

feel free to add anything or contradict me, i would love to hear other opinions :DDD

[sc-ahlu]

Ik it's random , but do you see Anderson and Alucard adopting children? Personally I think Alex would most likely be a great parent, knowing he worked at the orphanage and all, and I think he was able to turn Alucard soft enough to like the idea of having a kid too💫💫 btw ur art is cool af💖

I know this account is supposed to be just an archive of my arts, but I'll also answer questions anyone has 😊

Anyways 😗 I guess I could make that happen in my artworks, but I also don't think they'll want to have a kid, because they both thrive in violence and dangerous situations. I can see Anderson being a great baby sitter, but if he starts siding and dating Alucard, I don't think he'll want to involve a kid in the mix, even if it's a vampire child.

I guess the only "child" he could refer to is Seras lol. Because Seras is already there and she's already settled in hellsing, so she's definitely used to the dangerous and violent lifestyle.

Best he can do is apologise to her big time for what he did during his first encounter with Alucard and try to get on her good side. 😆 Hopefully she'll forgive him for that after many years. 😆

I just see Seras as somewhat of a daughter to Alucard, so yeah. If Anderson wants to bond with Alucard, he needs to get on Seras' good side. ✨

[lululawrence]

hello!! i was wondering if u had a werewolf tag for fics? i would search it but not sure how to use tumblr that well :)) if not do u have recs? LOVE U HAVE A NICE DAY<333

hi babes! i don't have one here... damn that's a fucking great idea. hahaha i'm HORRIBLY unorganized when it comes to tags for fics on tumblr. i mostly use ao3 for the organization of fics. so! that said, i defo DO have recs for you!

you didn't specify pairing, which makes me smile because i get to rec rare pairs in addition to larry and hope you read them hehe okay, here we go!

He Carries The Key by me (8k, NR, niall/louis) - this fic is the only one of mine i'll include, okay? promise haha but it is also one i wrote for wordplay just a week or two ago and it's werewolves and a pack fic and i just had a lot of fun. very soft. much fluff. many feels. i hope you enjoy. lol

There's Fur Everywhere by @londonfoginacup / LadyLondonderry (4k, G, Harry/Louis) - this is a 5 times fic, and it's HYSTERICAL. it feels slightly spoilery for me to even be including it on this list, but also... it's still fucking hilarious. emmu is queen of the crack fic that makes you feel all the soft and wonderful things, and she doesn't disappoint with this one.

I Hear Them Calling for You by @jaerie / jaerie (6k, E, Harry/Louis) - this fic is... not for everyone. like at all. please please please read the tags and the summary and if you don't like it or it makes you uncomfortable, then close right out of it. as for ME i loved what she explored with it, all the emotions and the story and worldbuilding of it all. i thought it was fantastic and incredibly interesting. it is A/B/O, pack fic with claiming and... yeah. it's amazing.

Campus Creatures by @kingsofeverything / kingsofeverything and @louandhazaf / YesIsAWorld (25k, E, Harry/Louis) - werewolves! vampires! fae! university! frat houses! science research positions being vied for! enemies to lovers! like... not sure what more you could ASK for, but there's also a fuck ton of humor and nudity and sexual tension and... it's just a lot of fun. can't go wrong, really. haha

From What I've Tasted of Desire by @evilovesyou / 4ureyesonly28 (72k, T, Harry/Louis) - okay so i'm including this one even though like... harry and louis aren't werewolves. but it's a twilight au, so there ARE werewolves and i'm ASSUMING you know twilight and therefore know that means you know they're pretty involved and... that's true for this fic too. ahha for real, though, i love evi's writing and this fic was one of my first introductions to it and it was a fun read, so i wanted to include it in case it had enough of the werewolf flair to entice you haha

Compete Against the Stars by @daggerandrose / amomentoflove (31k, M, Harry/Louis) - omg okay so this one is like ANGSTY AF and i FUCKING LOVE IT because it's one of those fics that you HOPE you have figured out, and you probably do, but also there's SO many twists and turns to it all that you just have NO idea how it's all gonna work out and omg are they gonna just ruin it all for themselves by being stupid and ahhhhh the tension of just FIGURING OUT HOW THEY GET IT ALL TO WORK OUT!!! and of course it does. hahaha but HOW??? this is a RIDE and in my mind feels like a longer fic than 31k in the best of ways, they did an amazing job of packing a LOT of world building and storytelling into those 31k.

the straight for your heart (wolfpack au) series by foreverkneeld and foundfamilyvevo (96k, T/G, Multiple or No pairings including Niall/Louis, Zayn/Liam, OT5, and Shawn/Niall) - This series is the ultimate hurt/comfort and healing pack fic series omg. it was recommended to me when i was in a super hard time and my anxiety was so bad i couldn't focus on anything. These short fics that all focused so much on healing and found family were exactly what i needed. so so soft, so lovely. I still haven't read them all because i'm saving them for when i need them. they're glorious.

when the air ran out and we both started running wild by darlingjustdont (48k, M, Nick/Louis) - OMG OKAY LISTEN THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVS. a tomlinshaw werewolf pack fic?! ahhhhhhhhh i was SO happy when i discovered this one. louis is alpha of the pack and things are... shaky, shall we say. there's a lot going on that he's worried about and then he meets nick and it's kind of enemies to lovers? okay, more than kind of. but omg the FEELS. SO. MANY. FEELS. but also danger and a;lsdgkhas;ldfkja just please read this and rave with me because i don't have many i can talk about this one with and i LOVE IT.

You Smell Like by mystic_believexx (185k, M, Harry/Louis) - i had no idea this fic was so long hahahaha wow ANYWAY louis is human, but he's always been close with harry and therefore basically a part of his pack. but then one day harry leaves and louis kind of accidentally becomes the pack alpha. even though he's human. but there's SO much more to it. there's just sooooo much with the friendship and the pack bond as well as the danger and trying to figure out what the hell is going on... it's just a LOT and one of those epic fics that i still think about even though i read it...a year and a half ago i guess. but it's amazing and i highly recommend it if the word count doesn't scare you away haha

Canyon Moon by @eeveelou / delsicle (41k, E, Harry/Louis) - this is a lion king au, made a/b/o werewolves! i really enjoyed this one a lot, actually, because i could absolutely see the parallels, but also the way it was adapted made it so it wasn't always obvious how it would all play out. it was a really interesting and cool world building as well.

The Truth I Can't Explain (Smoke and Mirrors) by @fallinglikethis / FallingLikeThis (9k, M, Harry/Louis) - ohhhhh this one is SO cool cause it's by tabby so she made it incredibly fun and fascinating to try to figure out. there's magic and mages and werewolves and feuds and they're basically on the eve of battle and holy cow it's just SO cool.

One Touch Is Never Enough by @kingsofeverything / kingsofeverything (4k, E, Harry/Louis) - once again lauren delivers and there's just so much i keep giggling about with this because it is SO fun. there's a lot that louis is dealing with in this fic hahaha and the way she writes it all is so funny. the poor man just wants a fucking massage! lololol it's lighthearted, humorous, and basically filled with fluff, crack, and smut. hahaha

Knot Safe For Work by @jaerie / jaerie (6k, E, Harry/Louis) - a;sldkgha;lfdkjas listen i forgot about this fic until i found it in my bookmarks for werewolves because jenna writes so many fucking amazing fics that when i think of werewolves, i think of at least two others first, but i could NOT do this rec without this fic because now that i remember it exists i am going to have to go and read it again! hahaha harry's a werewolf, louis is a wizard, there's knotting dildos and table sex and... just read it. lolol

Saving's What I Need by @jaerie / jaerie (17k, M, Harry/Louis) - writer louis is out for a drive one day and he hits a dog. THIS POOR DOG! he takes it to the vet and tries his best to take care of it... but things are not as they seem. because yeah, harry is defo not a dog. lollllll this fic was hilarious and sweet and omg there's just so much to love about it. there were so many more emotions in it than i expected. loooove!

Out of the Wild by @jaerie / jaerie (22k, E, Harry/Louis) - this fic has such fun world building, which is actually a huge strength of jenna's fics and you'll hear me rave about it with all 50 of her fics that will end up on this rec list (not really 50, but ya know lol). louis is a fairly wild and undomesticated wolf and harry's from the city and they end up as roommates during the x factor process. oh my word this fic is so fun because of all the challenges they're going through PLUS the wolf side of things and just... the way they work together and navigate it all as well as falling for each other is pure gold.

Out With The Old, In With The New by, you guessed it, @jaerie / jaerie (7k, E, Harry/Louis) - listen, just. this one is smutty as hell and it's gonna take you some places that some people will be uncomfortable with, which is totally valid and fair. please be sure to read the tags and make your decision on whether or not to read accordingly, but also know that its written in a super interesting way that is also pretty amazing if you do decide to give it a shot. lol

Instincts by @marastarfar / StarFar ( 100k so far - it's a WIP!, T, Harry/Louis) - omg listen. i LOVE mara's fics so much and when this first posted it was a one shot little thing that was FASCINATING. i loved it! and then i was happily surprised when i learned more was added to it. and then it was turned into a wip and omg i am so far behind now but i trust mara with my life because i love everything i've read by them and what i've read of this so far is INCREDIBLE so just. yeah. lollll

There's a Power in What You Do by @londonfoginacup / LadyLondonderry (7k, T, Harry/Louis) - i just read my comment i left on this one and it was just mainly me begging for time stamps because there wasn't any way for her to improve upon the perfection of this fic (nesting! softness! even a silly comment in her endnotes to perfectly cap it all!), but i still wanted to remain in the story just a bit longer and learn more about them. hahaha anyway, those time stamps aren't happening, but this fic is still complete perfection.

amaryllis by @hattalove / hattalove (147k, E, Harry/Louis) - for a long time this was thought of as THE werewolf fic. if anyone was talking about a werewolf fic, it was probably this one. is that still the case? probably. i'm not sure. ANYWAY. there's a REASON it was THE werewolf fic and that's because this is amazing. it sucks you in and you feel like you're truly a part of the action. it's filled with the vibe of found family and wanting to figure out what happened while also adjusting to your new life and just... so many feelings. so much angst. SO fantastically epic.

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Nightmare - Felix Volturi

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Just a cute fluffy little Felix imagine cause someone had reminded me of this dark Marcus fic where my favourite tall boi was just eeeeviiiiil. I needed the fluff.

And yes, I can still write fluff without it getting smutty :3

Word count: 782

I woke up gasping for air. The room was and clammy and the warm breeze coming from the balcony did little to cool me off. My hand patted the other side of the bed, trying to find my mate only to be greeted by empty silk sheets. “Fe?” I asked softly, not sure where my mate was and getting slightly worried. The nightmare replayed in my head as I shot out of bed and ran towards the bathroom. Maybe he was taking a bath or a shower, something he liked to do after a long day of training guards or after some though executions. I turned on the lights in the bathroom, only to find it empty as well. I was really getting worried now. He had no mission today, in fact, Aro had given him a few days off since he just returned home from a two-week long mission in Portugal. So it really made no sense to me as to why he wasn't here with me right now. I quickly made my way to the balcony, trying to catch any of the non-existing breeze to calm myself down. It was the middle of August and Volterra was exceptionally hot this time of year. Felix loved it, as it meant he could hold me close to him without any restriction things such as our clothes or the sheets brought with them. We could comfortably have skin on skin contact, something the gentle giant seemed to crave the most anytime he saw his mate. I sighed as I grabbed my long hair and pulled it up, letting the sweat on the back of my neck damp away, giving me a slight feeling of cooling off. My thoughts and my heart, however, had not stopped racing. I was worried for my mate, something Marcus had told me would only increase as soon as I was changed. Not really something I was looking forward too. Don't get me wrong, I could not wait to start forever with my giant mate by my side, but I also knew how important he was to the Volturi and to the peace in the world. If my anxiety was this bad as a human, I dread to think about how much worse it would be as soon as I was a vampire. Suddenly, two strong, cold and bare arms wrapped themselves around my small frame as I was pulled into a naked, cold chest. I sighed out in relief at the cool feeling to my heated skin. “Piccolina, what are you doing out of bed?” a lovely deep and rough voice asked me, whispered it in my ear. I closed my eyes and fell completely against my mate's chest. “Had a nightmare.” I muttered as I turned around in his embrace, burying my face in his chest. Felix frowned and stroked my hair as he pulled me even closer. “What was it about, Piccolina?” “You. Someone killed you and there was nothing I could do.” I whispered, almost ashamed. “Piccolina, nothing can harm me. I promise.” he whispered as he kissed the top of my head. “I know, I know. It is silly I have these dreams.” I replied as I kissed his chest softly. “Dreams? You have nightmares like that more often?” “Yeah. Usually when you are not near or away on a mission. Marcus explained it most likely has something to do with us being mates.” I said, shrugging my shoulder again and trying to lighten up the mood. “I am sorry, Piccolina. I had no idea my absence caused your nightmares.” he buried his face in my neck, gently kissing along the vein that runs down it and resting them against the bitemark he gave me after the first time we made love. For a vampire, a bitemark from a lover was the ultimate form of showing you belong with someone. He had been over the moon when I had given him permission to bite and mark me as his that night and any chance he had, he would kiss it, or made sure other vampires saw it by pulling collars of my shirts, dresses or jackets down. “It isn't your fault, Fe. I can deal with it, I promise.” I said as I stood on my toes wanting to kiss him. Felix got the message and dipped down, as he was too tall for me to reach, even standing on my toes. He pulled me close and gently pressed his cool lips against mine, his presence and his kiss soon helping me forget all about the nightmare as I soon drifted back to a peaceful sleep feeling safe and secure in my mate's arms.