#i think turning into a vampire would be cool af

[duckyfann9871]

real footage of me hallucinating my ideal ending to sebastian's route bc ik its probably not gonna happen:

me, to Sebby: what if le'Com turned u into a vampire, and he turned me into a vampire, and we could be sexy vampires who get to live a long time with the other vampires 👉👈 since you want to live now.... what if we live extra long together? uwu

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hi Gallus, I'm doing some worldbuilding and you seem like you could be connected enough for me to find an answer to the problem of dwarven agriculture. Many problems are created by the requirement of no sunlight, as even the common response of mushrooms still need light to break down decomposing matter as a primary energy source. Currently, we're thinking that they use a special type of mushroom that breaks down rocks in an energy-producing reaction, giving them enough energy to absorb nutrients and grow - this would serve a second purpose in explaining why building a massive hollowed-out mountain fortress doesn't produce an equally large amount of gravel.

Any thoughts? We're grasping at straws kinda lol

Well, some thoughts:

There's plenty of cave systems (especially Karst Systems) that are at least partially open to Sunlight- especially the kind that have rivers running through them, which is something else that's really helpful for agriculture.

For Example: This Cool AF Sinkhole cave in china that has an entire Forest in it

Now There's a view to put outside the city Gates!

Karst specifically is a landscape where underground rivers hollow out the limestone underground and then the cave roofs fall in. This kind of landscape answers your gravel question nicely: the hollowed out mountain does produce an equal amount of gravel, but the gravel turns up as the sandy banks of the river system hundreds of miles away.

So, there's your sunlight that can be used directly, or reflected or magically transferred deeper into the cave system.

Or they just put more holes in the roof! Unless your dwarves are also vampires, there's no reason for them to not hollow out a few Skylights into the mountain too.

But let's talk some other cave ecology and agriculture!

For starters, your dwarves could be sitting on top of a literal gold mine that would allow them to trade for a lot of needed materials and crops.

And by gold mine, I mean Salt Mine.

Historically, salt comes out of hollowed-out mountains and is worth more than gold.

Also something the humans have historically fought a bunch of wars over, so there's some free political tensions if you needed that!

I can also mean the possible fucking enormous piles of bat guano that accumulates in Karst caves, which is the world's most insanely good fertilizer, and ALSO something that has been worth more than it's weight in gold.

Speaking of Gold, another thing that often lives in sinkhole caves in abundance is BEES. turns out, limestone stalactites are a terrific place to build a hive that is difficult for predators to reach, stays dry and the stone substrate means the hives can reach many tons in weight before they start having structural issues. That sweet, sweet insect-derived liquid gold is already important to Dwarves in a lot of folklore- it's really hard to have a Traditional Dwarven Mead Hall without the honey to make the mead, you know?

So you got your mushrooms, you got your sunlight-grown sinkhole crops, you got your traded goods and you got your source of alcohol- the only thing really missing from an ancient food pyramid here is a staple carbohydrate. To that end, may I propose our good Peruvian Friend: The Potato.

Grain crops aren't actually all that nutritious and were kept around in ancient societies more as legal tender that kept the peasants busy, because wheat or rice takes months to grow, an enormous amount of labor to harvest, and wheat also needs to be milled before it can be turned into food- all enormously time-consuming processes that keep peasants busy and easy to rule tyranically over.

Potatoes though? Pop one in the ground in spring and you can dig up fingerlings all summer, and if you make potato towers, you can harvest up to 40lbs of delicious, easy-to-prepare-and-store carb out of a single plant- a real space-saver for the limited sinkhole skyspace.

If your dwarves have cheese, the potato makes even more sense, because Potato+dairy is the easiest, most nutritionally complete survival food there is.

Finally, consider: Dwarven Vodka.

This post is open for anyone to comment suggestions on, but that's my take: put your dwarves in a Karst-sinkhole cave system, give them a highly in demand resource like salt or guano, bees, and taters. Boom. Whole agriculture, economy and political scheme starters.

[writtenbyan-aries]

Hey Gurl. 🥰 Can you do one at a Halloween Party with The Sturniolo Triplets. You are best friends with all off them but have feelings for Matt. You two got drunk af and fuck in a random bathroom. (make it super duper smutty please.) And suddenly Chris and Nick walk in bc they were in search of Matt. Nick has one of his trantrums and Chris just smirked and turned around pulling Nick with him. The next they they tease you about this. Pleaseeeee 🥰🥰

Warnings: SMUT18+, strong language, drinking, party vibes, flirting, kissing, hair pulling, biting, scratching, unprotected slightly drunk sex, general filth

Word Count: 2059 | unedited

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“Are you almost ready?”

You glance back as Tiff walks into your room, “Yeah, just need to..” you lean forward, painting your lips with your red lipstick and you sigh, “There. Done.”

You stand up, smoothing out your dress, “How do I look?”

Tiff raises her brows and smirks, “Yeah, if this doesn’t catch Matt’s attention then I-“

“I do not..” you cut her off, “I do not want Matt’s attention.”

She rolls her eyes, “Yeah, okay. Say that again when you’re drunk and whispering to me about being too scared to talk to him.”

You sigh, “I’m not scared.” You pick up your bag, “And I will prove it, later on.”

“Yeah, okay.” She laughs, “I’ll believe it when I see it.”

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You walk into the Sturniolo house. It’s decked out with Halloween decor, music is blasting, and there was a lot of people.

“I didn’t even know they had this many friends.” Tiff mumbles as she moves to stand next to you. You shrug, “I guess they do, oh. There’s Nick.”

You hold your hand up, waving to him as he walks over, “Hey, hey. Glad you could make it.” He leans in to hug you, “Drinks are over there, food is right next to it. Have a spook-tacular night.”

“Good one.” You laugh and he shrugs, “It’s the Halloween spirit.”

You nod, giving him a smile, “I’m going to go get a drink.” You look at Tiff and she nods, “Yes, me too!”

She follows you over to the table and you pour yourself a drink.

“Oh.” She elbows you, but causes you to spill some of the soda and you huff, “Tiff.” You glance up at her, “You just made me-“

“Yeah, yeah. Look.” She subtly points and you look around until you see Matt, “Matt?”

She nods, “Yeah, you gonna prove that you’re not scared to talk to him?”

You take a sip of your mixed drink and sigh, “Maybe when I have a few more of these in my system.”

“I don’t think you’ll have that much time, babe.” Tiff mumbles and as you turn to throw the paper towel away, Matt grabs your biceps, “Spill a drink already?”

“No.” You laugh, “Tiff bumped me and I missed the cup.”

“Ahh, I see.” He glances at Tiff who’s walking away, “Well, thanks for wiping that up. Most people would have left it.”

You lean around him, tossing the towel into the trash bin, “It’s not a problem, I wasn’t raised in a barn or anything.”

He laughs and you feel your knees buckle, but you keep cool, “So, um. What are you supposed to be?” He shrugs, “Vampire.” He reaches into his pocket and pulls out plastic fangs.

He pops them into his mouth, giving you a slightly muffled, “See?”

You smile and shake your head, “Can’t even tell you have them in.”

He takes them out and licks his lips, “Thanks, that really helps.” He reaches out, pinching the hem of your short dress, “You’re not here to arrest anyone are you?”

You glance down at the fake SWAT badge on your chest and you shrug, looking up at him, “Only if it’s truly necessary.”

He nods, “Mm, well let’s hope it don’t come to that, yeah?” He smirks and gives you a wink, “I’ll find you later, gotta make my way around and thank people for coming.” He rolls his eyes, “Nick says it’s polite or whatever for hosting a party.”

You tilt your head, “I mean, yeah, he’s kind of right, but I won’t tell if you don’t.”

He smirks, “I’ll be back.”

You watch him walk away, smiling as he glances back before stopping to talk to some other people.

Tiff walks up to you, her mouth open, “Wooow. I’ll find you later… he’s so interested in you.”

“No.. he was just..” you sigh, “I don’t know. Maybe.”

“The way he grabbed your dress, girl. He’s in. To. you.”

“We’ll see.” You laugh and down your first drink.

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You were drunk, laughing and dancing with Tiff.

The place was packed.

The music seemed louder in a way.

You were overall having so much fun.

You seen Tiff’s lips move, like she was saying something, but you didn’t hear her. She took your hand and spun you around and Matt’s hands were on your waist.

He gave you a smirk and you went with it.

You spun around, your ass pressing against his crotch and your back against his chest. His hands were guiding you with the beat of the song.

His lips right next to your ear, a low groan ringing through them as you grinding a little harder.

You spin around, your arms moving around his neck as you look up at him.

He pulls his bottom lip between his teeth as his hands move up to the small of your back, “You wanna go somewhere?”

You furrow your brows and tilt your head, “What?”

He leans down, his lips right by your ear, “I asked if you wanna go somewhere with me.”

That’s what you thought he said.

“Yes.” You breathe out, your hands sliding to his chest, “Please.”

He brings a hand up, taking it into his, “Come with me.” He leads you through the crowd, and down the hall to a room.

You walk in, your eyes scanning quickly over the decorated bathroom, but you don’t really care about that right now.

You lean against the counter, reaching out to pull him towards you by his jacket as he walks over to you. His hands slide down your thighs, stopping to lift you up onto the counter and your lips were glued to his.

He swallows your moans, giving your hips a squeeze before sliding them down to push up your dress, “You look so fuckin’ hot in this outfit, ma..” He leans back, his eyes scanning over your face, “Been wanting to rip it off of you all night.”

“Well…” you giggle, “You can’t rip it off of me just yet, but you can lift it up for now.”

He pulls you off of the counter and spins you around, your eyes locking onto his in the mirror.

His hands pull the skirt part of your dress up over your was and he pulls your panties down. His fingers dip down to drag over your wet cunt and you gasp, pushing your hips back more, “Fuck, Matt. Please!”

He smirks, biting his lip as he undoes his jeans.

You watch him in the mirror, your jaw dropping slightly as you see his cock get freed from his boxers. You look back up at him and he tilts his head, “Eyes on me, baby, okay?”

You nod, fighting to not roll your eyes back as he slips into you slowly with a groan of his own, “Fuck.”

You grip the edge of the counter, your brows furrowing as he slowly pulls out, and you moan loudly as he thrusts back in.

His eyes stay on you, his head tilting back just slightly as his jaw clenches tightly.

“M-Matt.” You gasp out, eyes rolling shut just for a split second. He thrusts stop and he pulls out, spinning you around to lift you back onto the counter, “Eyes on me. I wanna watch that pretty face while I fuck you.”

You nod, gasping loudly as his cock slips back into you and his thrusts resume.

He slides a hand up to the back of your neck as he leans in to guide your lips in a heated make out.

Your hands slide up his chest to his neck, moaning out as his teeth clamp down onto your bottom lip. He gasps, quickly following up with a groan as your nails drag down his skin, leaving red lines in their path, “Showin’ everyone I’m yours, huh, ma?”

“Didn’t.. know you were mine.”

He smirks, tilting his head as he brushes hair from your face, “You’ve had me under your spell since day one, baby.”

“Would have been nice to know.” You bite your lip in attempt to hide your smirk, but fail.

“Not my fault you took this long.” He laughs lowly and leans back in to kiss you as his thrust pick up, “You feel so good.”

You tilt your eyes to the side, your eyes staying on him as yours walls squeeze around him, “F-fuck.. I’m.. so close.”

He nods, his grip on your hips tightening as he tilts your face back towards him with his fingers on your chin, “Go on.”

You wrap your arm around his neck, pulling him in to connect your lips in a sloppy kiss as you moan.

“I’m gonna Che-“ the door opens and there stands Nick, “Jesus fuck! You really couldn’t have locked the door? Like is it really that fucking hard to twist the little thing on the knob? Seriously guys?”

Matt tries his best to keep you both covered and all you can do is laugh.

“Can you, just.. get the fuck out?” Matt scoffs, “kinda in the middle of something here.” He glances down and you cover your face as you keep laughing.

“Alright..” Chris smirks, “Come on, Nick. You can lecture them later.”

“We have a house full of people, a house full of rooms, even.” Nick bitches as he’s pulled away by Chris, “And they chose the downstairs fucking bathroom…”

The door is pulled closed and you look from the door to Matt, “You gonna lock that now?”

“Fuck no, I have something more important to tend to.” Matt crashes his lips back onto yours and his thrusts resume, desperate to get you back to where you were before the previous interruption - and it didn’t take long.

Your fingers tangled within his hair at the the nape of his neck, moaning loudly as your legs tighten around his waist, “Fuckfuckfuck, yes yes, right there.”

He lean forward, his lips attaching to the skin of your neck as he guides you through your high, “Such a pretty girl.”

He groans lowly as he kisses up your jaw to your lips, “I hope you don’t plan on going home after this.”

You shake your head slightly, “Not unless you’re coming with me.” You smirk against his lips and moan as he wraps his arm around you to thrust into you deeper.

He mumbles against your lips, “You’re not going anywhere.” He smirks and kisses you against, his thrusts growing sloppy rather quickly.

You loosen your legs, just in time for him to pull out and spill his cum onto your thigh. You kiss him through it, swallowing each of his moans and groans as he comes down.

He slides his hands up to your face, cupping your cheeks as he kisses your lips one last time before stepping back to grab the towel.

He wipes off your leg, cleans himself up and redresses as you slide down off the counter and pull your panties back up.

You glance over at him as you fix your dress and smirk as you see he’s staring at you, “What?”

He shakes his head, “Nothing.” He chuckles, “Just thinking of how we can sneak to my room without Nick lecturing us again.” He rolls his eyes and you laugh, “I think if we just make a run for it, we’ll be good.”

Matt laughs and walks over to you, he presses his lips to yours and you let out a sigh, “I may be a little drunk right now, but this wasn’t a one time thing was it?”

He furrows his brows and shakes his head, “I meant what I said, baby.” He pulls you in by the waist and smirks, “You’re not going anywhere, and neither am I.”

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I haven’t really been in a writing mood, but I’ve been forcing myself to work through it so I don’t fall deeper in the slump, my apologies if this sucks. Thank you for reading anyway! I love you so much and I will catch you in the next one 🖤

Likes and reblogs are majorly appreciated!

[loozerboykisser]

Answer as many or as few as you want

(anon doesn't allow media, but you know who I am now anyway)

Wait u actually looked up questions to ask cute boys 😮

Love language is probably gift giving

Go to pick up line is “what’s the difference between a cheeseburger and head. I’m not giving you cheeseburger rn”

Flirt style is finger guns and winking

Something I find attractive in other people is humour, good looks and kindess

Perfect date probably like… kissing in the rain >:3

The way I know I really like someone is if I get mad at myself for thinking about them 💀

Do I ever make the first move? It really depends if I think there’s a chance they’ll like me back or not

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This or that

Can’t choose both are so good

Cereal

Day

Both are good but usually book

Cinema

Oough both are so yummy can’t pick

Cake

Eat out

Beer

Truth im a pussy

Burger

Rock but I also enjoy rap

Watching sports but im mid on both

Text

I love dogs and cats but maybe dogs by a little…?

Playstation

Halloween

Vampires

Dinosaurs

Silly socks :3

I’m bad at dancing meh at singing

Finding my soulmate

I believe strongly in both but aliens

Big feet maybe…?

Love

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Handsome funny and outrageously cool

Uhhh I don’t know actually

In the mountains

Bad memes or like. Children crying / j

Pool of money 🤑🤑🤑

I’d totally be Leo Valdez cuz like all the ladies lobe him ( because he’s a cis latino guy thats actually why I want to be him )

Oh buddy. Yes I have.

Worst lie I’ve ever told my parents… uh that’d I’d never do drugs that bitch was lying hard

Uhhh walking om my tip toes everywhere

That’s weird. Nuh uh

Naughty 😈😈😈 cuz I’m freaky /hj?

Favourite joke? What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Weirdest nickname… lollipop

I’d change the colour of ummm my skin so I wasn’t so white /jjjjjjjjjjjjj uhh probably my bedroom walls they boring af

Dpuble texting?? Tf is that

It would be called the epic tales of Mack the sexy man

Last concert I went to was Weezer 🥶

I wish I was good at having stable relationships 🤓

Golden retriever

Uhhh I shaved my head at one point

Back in time the 90’s were what was up

Adventure time

I would rename myself… uh wow that’s a big one… maybe like Zach or Zayne?

Favourite item of clothing is my dad’s old sweater he gave me, it’s like fifteen years old

If I could be any animal I’d be a shark 🦈

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There you go I answered ALL of them

Your turn ( you don’t have to do all of them )

[beidak-art]

i love that ive been following for so long and still somehow know nothing about Koschei. here is my comprehensive list of Koschei Facts:

he’s a Dracula AND an owl.

he eats mice and then seemingly coughs them up for dramatic effect. slay.,:

he’s a wizard??

he’s gay. see previous statement.

at one point he exploded and decided not to die out of spite. as one does.

there’s gotta be several operas written about him by now and he probably starred in at least one of them. pioneer of the villain song.

capes and cloaks billowing in the night!!!!!!

i still can’t decide whether he sleeps in a coffin or if he nests in the rafters of some old castle with a bunch of twigs and tapestries. him using a normal actual bed feels illegal somehow…

i think he’s neat :)

Let's see :] [Sorry if the links doesn't work for you, it's from my TH wnich, cuz of anxiety, I keep blocked for people that aren't logged in there.]

This is a good opportunity to once again disprove the belief of many people that he is some kind of vampire. 🚨He is not.🚨 He is an immortal wizard who made himself immortal through a complicated process. He doesn't drink blood and is not afraid of light like some loser, he's not related to vampirism at all. He would never sleep in a coffin, he has a very comfy bed. Some nests too. He often sleeps sitting stiffly in an armchair tho. However, yes, he does turn into an owl :] And is a mouse connoisseur. He has moments of getting rid of pellets, in human form too. Not gay. Bi af. Abt the explosion, that's true 😩

Maybe no operas were made except for 1, but for a certain period of his life, at the beginning of the 20th century, he performed in the theater and sometimes he played versions of himself from fairy tales, because together with Orest they agreed that it would be very funny and cool.

Capes and cloaks billowing in the night: Yes. Yeah 👍 Yeaaaaaaaaa.

[shapelytimber]

Welcome to my insane rant about Van Helsing, in the Dracula Hammer movies (with art)

*Quick* explaination of @quijicroix 's and I headcanons for Helsing, and why we think Lawrence (thought it was Abraham but no it's Lawrence in the Hammer cinematic universe) and Lorrimer Van Helsing are the same person (/!\ spoilers for the Hammer's Dracula movies obviously) :

At the end of Brides of Dracula (the second film in the timeline), we see Lawrence get bitten by a Vampire, not Dracula btw, and to remedy the curse he burns his neck and pour holy water on it. And ig by the power of jesus he doesn't get turned into a vampire (boring Hammer resolution) (and he doesn't even get a cool scar).

But we call bullshit on this ! Van Helsing definetly got turned into a (half) vampire !!

1) Lawrence and Lorrimer are both played by Peter Cushing and have the same face. Now I know what your probably thinking "this argument is lazy af", and if we stopped there, yes it would be. But we see Lawrence's son in 7 Golden Vampires (the last film in the serie, but not the timeline) !! And he looks NOTHING like Peter Cushing. So either the Cushing face skipped a generation (whitch is funny to imagine), or his son, who stays in china and never returns to england, serves as a way to help him hide his immortality by taking the identity of his own son, then his grandson Lorrimer.

2) Time for maths everyone ! In Dracula AD 1972, we learn Lawrence died in 1872. BUT !! In 7 Golden Vampires that takes place in 1904 (because the begining of the film is set in 1804 and these movies are obsessed with the 100 years later trope), who is still perfectly healthy and visiting his son in China more than twenty years after his death ?? Lawrence fucking Van Helsing. The only two explainations I see are either Vampirism or tax fraud.

And that would mean his son (Leyland Van Helsing btw) had to fuck very quickly after the movie for Lorrimer to be in his 70s (?) in 1972.

3) If curing vampirism was this easy, why kill the other people who got turned into vampires later in the timeline (rip a lot of the women and Johnny Alucard) ?? It paints Van Helsing in a way better light if you assume his miraculous cure didn't work *in the second film of this 9 movie saga*, and he doesn't just kill people he could cure.

4) it would be a very interesting take on the character, the renown vampire hunter himself becoming a monster, fighting to keep his humanity (but the Hammer didn't have the balls. And we thought about these movies way more than anyone involved in writting them-).

And the circle of violence theme is not between Dracula and the Helsing family anymore, but between him and Lawrence, whitch is way more personnal. And !! raises the stakes in both Dracula AD 1972 (already the best movie out of the 9 by far btw) and Satanic Rites since Dracula isn't the vampire his grandad fought, but his century long ennemy that keeps coming back.

And the scene at the end of Satanic Rites, where Dracula (for the first time in 9 movies) manage to align two sentences and basicly say he wants to end the world because he is tired of dying and coming back !!!!! Whitch is very heartbreaking already, but if he says it to the man who killed him (nearly) everytime ??? (We don't talk about that time Quatermass got him) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ok I lied this was not quick but this!!!!!! Is something that has been haunting us for months, and in the words of Quiji : "People need to know."

I'm also working on an illustration in whitch this headcanon of ours is pretty central <3

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV Musings - S3 Spoof Board, My Ratings & Breakdown

This was really fun, AMC! 👏 Keep 'em coming!

COLUMN 1

Lestat on back of elephant enters venue for Egypt number - 10/10 DO IT, that's so Cher! 🐘🎶

Louis launches his own crypto currency $ouls - 5/10, meh, I can see it, but it takes time away from his art collecting & photography

Rhoshamandes and Khayman as Security Guards - 10/10, you mean like...back in EGYPT, guarding The Twins? 👀DO IT. 😈

Memnoch's left ARM - 10/10, this is VERY cool, cuz Memnoch always held Lestat with his left arm as he guided him thru Heaven & Hell. And Lestat used his left arm to try fighting Memnoch offa him. And it was Lestat's left eye that got ripped out. And ofc in Latin sinister means "the left hand/arm." 👀 DO IT. 😈

COLUMN 2

Louis buys emerald rings - 10/10 WHITHER THOU GOEST HYPE

Eric subdued timer runs out on bomb threat - 1/10 If this is about the Talamasca characters IDGAF

Lestat crashes the Met Gala red carpet, drains Anna Wintour on camera - 10/10, perfection. Cuz it implies that Lestat's cancelled arse wouldn't be INVITED to the Met Gala in the first place. 😭🤣

Armand leaps out of exploding elephant. Chaos ensues. Eric escapes. Chaos during disruption. 8/10, ok who TF is ERIC? As in Bogosian? Or is Eric a Talamascan? I love the nod to QotD (& TVL) though, with Lestat's concert being a bust and chaos erupting cuz of silly vamp shenanigans, when poor Les is just tryna have a good time. 🎶

Lestat invited to give commencement address at Transylvania University - 10/10, y'all at AMC are VISIONARIES.👌There really is a Kendrick fan in the writer's room; K-dot gave the commencement speech in Compton and it was beautiful. I reckon Lestat's speech would be...interesting. 😅

COLUMN 3

Daniel + Ryan to write CLOSING SONG. Elephant/Memnoch. 8/10, ok, I'm convinced "Elephant" is Morse Code for something and it's making me nervous wtf. 😂

Louis = Trapeze Artist? Two pet tigers. Madeleine =/= Louis Jr. Tophat + Laser Cane. Louis buys circus. Turns jugglers. 4/10, sounds more like something Daniel would do for the lolz, Louis would EAT a pet. 😰 But lowkey Louis having two tigers sounds SEXY AF though. No circus involved, just for the aesthetic. I'd prefer it be Pumas though, for the mountain LION(court) of it all. Or just classic black panthers. Dang, I changed my mind, 8/10.

Fareed named Surgeon General - 1/10, this isn't a spoof, this is canon in my house. 🤭 Why'd y'all waste a post-it giving us FACTS?

Maria + Eric go hunting. Maria savagely eats an entire volleyball team! 0/10 who tf is MARIA? 🤨

Molloy at Pulitzer ceremony --LOSES TO ROWAN. F. - 9/10, that's hysterical actually.

COLUMN 4

Molloy jet skis onto moving train. Uses the Flip Gift. 7/10, I hate y'all so much.🤦Now that visual is stuck in my head, that sounds cheesy AF. 😂 (Definitely give Daniel the Cloud Gift though, YES. Cuz I REALLY don't want AR's book!Daniel at all, drooling on the carpet playing with his choochoo trains; I want BAMF vamp!Oldmaniel)

Gabrielle joins "The View" - 2/10, does Gabrielle even own a tv? 🤨

Lestat visits mastiff rescue - 10/10, Lestat BUYS a mastiff rescue.

Big Foot sighting? Do Molloy + Eric confront? - 1/10, ok so Eric's a Talamascan then. Hrm...only if they THINK it's "Big Foot," but it's actually a WEREWOLF, so we finally get AR's Morphenkinder universe added to the roster, come ONNNN already! Stop wasting the IP on stupidness! Vampires & werewolves, DUH, LET'S GO, jfc.

COLUMN 5

Gabrielle Torch Song a la FAB "Fangs for the Memories" - 8/10, he tastes like you, only sweeteeeeeeer~! OHOHOHOHOH! 🎶

Kendrick Lamar releases Marius diss track - 10/10 I laughed for a good 2 minutes straight. But please don't, Marius would literally murder K-Dot; eff the lawsuits. He'd just rip Kendrick's head off.

Louis & Lestat Disneyland - 10/10 but ONLY if it's with their children, VIKTOR & ROSE. And I mean literal children; I don't want them grown; I hated that Lestat never got to see his son grow up or even know he existed all that time; that grossed me out something fierce, Fareed stealing his kid to be a lab rat, that's effed up.

Ext. Tulsa nightshade garden GREENHOUSE - 1/10, uh...? 🤨

Lestat moves to Louisville--searches for Bat of Destiny - 7/10, lol, wtf? 😂

COLUMN 6

INT. Cage Match. Broken bottles, blues guitar music. Lestat picks up chair as weapon. Overarcs. 1/10, nah, just have him and Satan's Night Out tryna kill each other in the studio. "Creative differences" or something, then they kiss & make up afterwards. Literally.

INT. Ranch Office. Louis frees monkey. Keeps as pet. Names it "Daniel." 0/10, I just can't see Louis keeping pets; that's dinner. 😰 And I get triggered whenever monkey & Black people are used in the same sentence.

Maya + Kip write Louis + Lestat "To Caribbean Vacation Resort" - NIGHT ISLAND? - 10/10, so we ARE still getting Armand's Night Island spinoff!? 👀 DO IT. 🙏

Dolphin reveals the "secret" to Lestat - 1/10, uhh.... Lord Apollo? Is that you? 🤨🐬

"Daniel The Monkey" rips off mugger's arms. Louis gives him a treat. - 2/10, meh, sounds about right. I do wanna see Louis soft & snuggly and have a friend, even it's a pet. NOT a monkey though, that's lowkey racist and not funny. Stick to the tigers/cats.

[flingmetothemoon]

The sun is getting hotter again, which is unfortunate for the countess. She still wants to enjoy the fresh air though, so she finds a cool lake away from the city while shading herself with her parasol umbrella and chills there for an hour or so. That lake and rain is now when Marya calls them "Holy water", not the fonts of stagnant so called "Holy water" contaminated by germs from a bunch of hands creating bacteria. As she twirls and sinks down in a body of water, she ponders about what to do next. She remembers hearing about how in America, it's traditionally the men giving gifts to women during Valentines Day. But in Japan, it's traditionally the women giving gifts to men. Now White Day is coming up this month, and the dynamic is more like the western dynamic of Valentines. But Tedward already gave her a bunch of gifts and treats this Valentines, so it's Marya's turn to return the favor. But what could she give him?

She dries off and puts on her pretty pink flower kimono and goes to a local store to find something. Thankfully, it does have pink heart boxes that contains white chocolate, strawberry chocolate and white chocolate with caramel swirl. It also has a melon soda bottle, vanilla ice cream, cherries and a cherry blossom bouquet. While still no expert on modern money matters or modern courtship traditions, Marya had learned how to use modern money to buy enough of the treats for both her and Teddy to enjoy. She calls Teddy to put on his blue yukata rode and don't come out of his room until she says he can because she is preparing a special surprise for tonight's "dinner". When she is finished preparing the white day "dinner" (Which is more like dessert for dinner lol) and calls him out, he is utterly surprised by what he sees: White chocolate heart boxes, Melon cream soda with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and a cherry on top, and a cherry blossom bouquet in the center. It was an absolutely unexpected surprise, but it was so heartfelt of the countess. The Lobo son might've felt his heart touched whether he'll like to admit it or not.

Also yes, Marya can go underwater as an undead vampy that doesn't need to breath to "live" so to speak

I also hc that Pink is one of Marya's favorite colors bc when you think about it, pink is a pale shade of red, and vampires are pale af and drink red blood to keep living, therefor vampire blush would be pink if they had recently consumed blood

Pink is also a lighter and softer shade of red when associated with Marya Zaleska because unlike Dracula, she is more sympathetic, sensitive, tender, sweet, the girly girl to Rebecca Quincy's tomboy, strives to revive her childhood nostalgia after having them robbed from her for the majority of her life, and because of her long loneliness, I'm positive she'll love to have someone who loves her (Like genuinely loves her, not interested in her only to use her for selfish purposes), thus romance

A combining that with Teddy's black would indeed be hot~ 😏

Funny story while I was developing the storyline: I remember that one time where @popironrye asked me this ↓

NEW MARWARD LORE RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC 👁️👁️

Interesting I thought about this as I was writing a backstory about the Countess buying gifts for her Lobo :3

Now if you're wondering why I'm making another Japanese themed Marward fanart and if has something to do with the Japanese dub, well my answer to that is... YES! Yes it's true this month is White Day and the time where cherry blossoms begin blooming, but it's also because I'll like to announce that I have watched the Japanese dub of Renfield this month + posted clips of my boi! :D

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[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Okie dokie, here is my list of my favorite characters. Imma include women in mine cause I'm bi af lol

One Piece: Zoro (obviously lol), Sir Crocodile, and Nico Robin.

Dragon Age The Veilguard: Emmrich and Neve Gallus (the most cuntiest characters EVER)

Baldur's Gate 3: All of the companions except Jaheria and Minsc. I moreso would love to see what you think of Gale, Karlach, Wyll, and Astarion.

Bleach: Chad/Yasutora Sado (I know for sure he loves soft chubby ladies)

Castlevania: Alucard, Drolta (Nocturne) and Orlox (Nocturne)

Dragon Ball Z: Perfect Cell, Future Trunks (not the one from Super tho), and Vegeta.

Ooooo this'll be a doozy! Gonna put it under a read more since i think it'll get long sksksk

Zoro: I've never been excited about One Piece's art style so i never watched it, but i have considered watching it bc of Zoro sksksk. He is just so so handsome, the height, the muscles, THE SCAR. I would eat him if i could, 8/10

Sir Crocodile: oh dear. Oh i fear it would be very easy for me to fall for his looks sksksk. I like a man with confidence so i fear he would make me swoon easily, 7/10

Nico Robin: oh she's pretty! The art style makes her body look soooo unrealistic. BUT SHE'S SO TALL SKSKSK i love me a tall lady, she could easily seduce me, 7/10

Emmrich: ooo handsome but i fear the mustache is not doing it for me sksksk. I do love an educated man so he could seduce me if he tried hard enough, 6/10

Neve Gallus: oh she is beautiful! I don't know if i could handle her cynical attitude in a relationship, but i could be friends with her! 5/10

Gale: hmmm he's a bit too much of a pretty boy to me. He looks like the kind of guy that EVERYONE falls for which makes him a little less attractive. He might be able to seduce me but i feel as if i would turn him down in the end, 5/10

Karlach: BIG STRONG WOMAN HELLO??? AND she's a ray of sunshine?? Oh i fear she would make me fall in love with her so quickly sksksk 8/10

Wyll: oh he is HANDSOME. He seems like such a down to earth kind of guy, i can definitely see a romance with him, 7/10

Astarion: ah, so THIS is the vampire guy that everyone is so fond of sksksk. He's too much of a pretty boy for me and i fear that his personality would turn me off very quickly. I would be willing to be his friend, but strictly no romance. 4/10

Chad/Yasutora Sado: oh yes, he is definitely a chubby chaser. "Likes small animals and Kon's plushie form"? Oh he would DIE for a chubby cutie, i just know it. 7/10

Alucard: oh he's too much of a pretty boy for me im afraid. I can see why people like him, but he's not for me, 3/10

Drolta: oh she's too pretty for me sksksk i feel like I'd never be her type! Plus her personality would probably turn me off, i don't like people who think they are superior. However, if she flirted with me, i would flirt back, 4/10

Orlox: another pretty boy that is not for me. But i do love how devoted he is to his late partner, 3/10

Perfect Cell: DBZ?? In MY inbox?? I never thought I'd see the day sksksk i loved DBZ as a kid!! I was fond of Cell as a kid but his attitude is too haughty for me, 5/10

Future Trunks: a cutie patootie with that short haircut! He's much more my type when his hair is longer. I always saw him as a cool brother tho so im gonna go 2/10

Vegeta: oh Vegeta, the OG, the first bad guy i ever fell in love with. I loved him as a kid but i personally think Bulma is perfect for him, he needs a bossy woman in his life, 5/10

[skelpiescool]

I'm so glad you liek my au :33 we are so silly

Shakes you aggressively /aff

Get ready 4 paragraph.

Dust becuz I luve him. Dust is perfect for a vampire. He doesn't need an explanation for always having his hood up bro just always does that. His body is completely covered by sun with the gloves, hood, etc. Also vampires not only turn into bats but wolves which is cool af. Dust would turn into a bat just for funs (and for fucking with Killer by making him think a bat is living in his attic) and turning into a wolf for hunting for food or feeling threatened. Turning into a wolf brings me to the next character. Horror! I wanna give him good lore because I feel bad for always forgetting him😭😭. When I was thinking of a werewolf I was more thinking of Horror just turning into a legitimate wolf. Humanistic animals are overrated. Let him just turn into a fracking wolf. YOU KNOW WHAT. HES A THERIAN NOW FUCK IT. I can do whatever I want it's my au. They're too silly for norms. Also it makes sense for Horror to be able to turn into a wolf so it can incorporate the famine better. Pollution still exists and affects the wolves food source making it hard to find food including hunters who like to target things that wolves feast on. Ehehe. I'm still thinking on how Horror lost his eye. I was going to make it being caused by a hunter but I still want to incorporate how his eye was used in his og au. Anyways ERROR TIEMMM. Love this dude. Like I stated before Abaddon/Error has an awful singing voice so how does he get food aside from natural sea animals? He just fucking crashes ships. He doesn't like those human abominations after all. To him they deserve to die! (Incorporating og Error 😎) That way he gets food and those abominations die. Also on his relationship with Enki. Enki found him sunbathing on a rock trying to relax and immediately found him interesting. This soulless witch loves finding new creatures especially being able to interact with them. Enki has never seen a siren in real life! Enki at first tried to poke and cast spells on Abaddon but he shooed them away. Eventually Enki stopped but also asked Abaddon like a 500 questions. Abaddon who obviously loves attention gladly boasted about himself. So they slowly became friends (kinda and very slowly) Abaddon gives Enki things and in return he gets help sinking ships and gets to boast. They are definitely very good friends and Enki definitely doesn't annoy Abaddon when they're not doing business.

OH MY GOD THATS LONG. UHHH I love rambling. But my fingers are about to break /j so uhhh yea have fun with my rambling ig :3

I AM GOING FERAL (i have zero meanimgful words to add)

ive been listening to this. for multiple hours.

[evilpenguinrika]

So I woke up lying in bed with only 6hrs of sleep under my belt, thinking more about--what I'm now calling the Hosie Jujutsu Kaisen AU--that post I made a while back

Mostly, I thought about how I can turn it into a Hosie thing, maybe Hope would have the same start/discovery as Itadori, minus eating nasty old fingers since I think it'd be interesting to try and come up with what Hope's cursed technique would be. I'd like to think that she'd be on the same level as Gojo to be honest. Like, she's a Tribrid, she's the only one of her kind. She's powerful af. Similar-ish vibes to Gojo.

Maybe when Hope transfers to Jujutsu Tech, that's where she meets the Saltzman Twins first. They do their usual thing like in LGCS where the twins show the new kid around and for Josie, she probably has a teeny crush on Hope but since it's just a crush she doesn't really do much about it or think much about it. But maybe after being on many missions with each other and fighting alongside with one another, Josie's teeny crush becomes a huge crush but also one of admiration. Lizzie teases Josie consistently about it.

Hope probably, at first, thinks Josie is cute, but like her, doesn't do much about it. Maybe there comes a situation where Hope is in trouble with a fight with one of the main baddies, Josie comes in to help, risking her life because the main bad guy is like really really really bad or idk listen it's too early for my brain to brain right now lmao. BUT ANYWHO so maybe Hope ends up appreciating Josie's bravery and they kinda hang out a bit more and idk maybe the Hosie is a slowburn strangers to friends to lovers.

In terms of the twins. Originally I played around with the idea that maybe both of them, because they're Siphoners, that they would both have no curse energy, like Maki, but use cursed tools to help them when on missions and such

But then I thought about it even more and I think I like keeping their Siphoner abilities. So what I came up with is that both Josie and Lizzie do have curse energy, but it's so incredibly weak that it's as though they don't even have it. And their cursed ability is that they absorb other people's curse energy, or objects with curse energy, and that fuels their own curse energy so they can fight.

Like, aside from their cursed ability being the same (basically siphoning and turning other curse energy into their own hehe) I would like to see how their cursed ability manifests differently in terms of fighting? But I'm not sure how that could work.

I'll give it a bit more thought, same with what Hope's cursed technique would be too.

Oh, I do know, that I think the twins would be able to use Domain Expansion and I think it'd be REALLY cool if it had something to do with the Prison World since I think in TVDU they said something about how Gemini Covens create Prison Worlds or something idk but that'd be hella cool for the twins to have.

okay that's all the ideas I have my brain is pooped goodbye

OH WAIT EDIT, ONE MORE THING i think Alaric would be like Toji, a sorcerer hunter since he was like, a vampire hunter in the show or something. SO THAT'D BE A NEAT THING just the twins' dad hunting sorcerers like them :) maybe the Gemini Coven/family in the AU took the twins, icing Alaric out because he's not a sorcerer after Jo was murdered by Kai, the usual stuff except the twins are a little older and not in the womb. So Alaric is getting revenge by killing sorcerers (he probably killed Kai)

okay now that's all the ideas i have brain is even more pooped goodbye

[menodoramoon]

Caiette’s Swynwrimo 2024: Task #30 — SWYNRP Character Wishlist

A list of 10+ characters you’d like to see in the RP (for you to play or someone else!) 

Divided into wants for others and wants for me!!

WANTS FOR OTHERS

LENA de SPELL

** previously mislabeled an FC suggestion don't mind me lol

Hear me out! Play my niece! I just love familiar relationships and I would love to create a dynamic with a Lena! I don't have good face-claim recommendations, but I think it would be cool to explore the de Spell's Jewish side? Not a pre-req though, just something my version of Magica has thoughts about!

NORMA GOTHEL

Someone pick this woman up before I do <3 I mean, I'm hitting a lot of the same beats with Magica, and AS SUCH, I need someone else to take this woman away from me, pls and thanks.

MING LEE

Take her. Away from me. Thank you. Another mom that I should not have. I love Ming Lee, but I'm trying to branch out! Make waves! Be different! Also, I just love the idea of having more Moms to talk to? That would be fun. Especially those with difficult relationships with their kids, isn't that fun?

ANY OF THE W.I.T.C.H. GALS!

Listen, I would fill in the gaps but I'd love some guardians to pal around with! I'd even take on Elyon if ya needed but YEA! I just think they're neat, I LOVE W.I.T.C.H. !!!

TURNING RED GIRLS

Listen, I love that quartet so much and I'd love to pal around with them if I ever pick up Vee or an Amphibia girl! I'm so sorry this is not more specific, I just love them and would love to see any interpretation of them!

4-TOWN

Listen, I love that quartet quintet so much and I think it'd be awesome to see them around! The bios are fun and leave a lot of room for play and I think it'd be fun to have some pop guys around!

Flower Holloway

I just think having Flower around would be neat and fun! I know this list is mostly vibes but it's about the energy the characters would bring to Swynlake and I think I'd love getting to know a Flower Holloway! Same with a Pascal, etc. Also getting more canonical Business owners!

WANTS FOR ME

VEE!!!

Pictured: Kathryn Bernardo

I want this girlypop (genderneutral) back! I love her! I miss her! But I'd want to do a revamp or two and get my activity in order before I picked them back up.

FAIRY GODMOTHER

Pictured: Kathryn Hahn

"But Caiette, wasn't Kathryn Hahn on your list last y--" Shut up! <3 The vision has shifted but listen, I think she could play Fairy Godmother with a devil-may-care, "I know best" attitude! Plus!! I want to get into the fairies, so!!

SASHA WAYBRIGHT

Pictured: Renee Rapp (idk, I'll figure it out)

"Whoa Caiette, this is way off brand!!!" Yes, you're right!! This is very off-brand! But I still think it'd be interesting as a challenge! Sasha has a level of authority that I don't think I have in real life and I think it would be interesting to play with that on a character level!

LIZZIE T. FORD

Pictured: Lily Tomlin, bc why not! Also Bebe Neuwirth, bc why not x2!

A town eccentric that's passionate about history? Yes, please~! I think I looked at Lizzie's bio a few times and thought that it hit a lot of the notes I'd love, but I wasn't as versed in Swynlake History at the time. Still have some research to do, but I think it'd be neat!

CHANCELLOR RHIANNON DEARG CROI

I love playing Red Queens/Queen of Hearts. Hear me out -- I just think playing a vampire CHANCELLOR would be cool af. Not as high on my list, but listen. I think it'd be a ball. No FC inspo right now, but that doesn't mean I won't have any!

URANIA/LINUS OF HESIOD

I actually have an app somewhere for this lovely person. I love space, stars, epiphanies, the idea of the muses.... I think it would be very interesting to be part of an order like that.

DAWN BELLWETHER

Listen, I don't have a FC in mind, pure vibes if I ever write the app will lead to inspiration.

I just think she's neat! And also, it breaks my magicks only streak! I need to get some Mundus in here, tbh. I think having someone who is subtle about their prejudices is.... interesting. It's sort of Moon about Monsters, but Dawn about magicks! Which, not great!!! But interesting on a character level!

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Caiette's Swynwrimo 2024 Tracklist.

[gaybd1]

okay fuck it, twilight breaking dawn part 1 I guess

(for the first time ever)

ok fuck I’m really in it now here goes breaking dawn part 1 I guess

I HATE breaking up movies (especially book movies) into 2 parts like just bc Harry Potter did it for a 1000-page book doesn’t mean EVERYONE has to for money now…

Anyway starting strong w another corny quote from Bella

K Jacob couldn’t keep his shirt on gif one second

Bella and Alice girlfriends and comphet already yesss

Getting married SO young it makes so much sense now that I know the author is Mormon lol

Just bc this is normal where I grew up doesn’t mean I like it

Edward looks slightly less weird in this one I think

Omg what hasn’t he told her was he engaged before he turned into a vampire or something

Ohhhhhh juicy

Ok but he is waiting until the last possible moment to tell her this which DOES line up w the rest of his shady personality

Can’t believe this is the 4th movie and my opinion about him still hasn’t changed

So anyway does her dad know about any of this yet or

I’m SORRY I’m still HUNG UP ON getting married SO YOUNG like I know Tom of people who have done it but like these are children???

Tacky af of everyone to wear white to her wedding

Oh it’s a dream. Still. My point stands.

Are we gonna find out in this movie why she’s so special and vampire powers don’t work on her?

I’m starting to think her wild dreams mean something in the same way Alice sees stuff

Rosalie did her hair? Are we sure? Oh I see the back okay fair

I gotta know the budget of this wedding damn

Jessica is the GOAT of this whole series though she says everything exactly like it is

Anyway I just gotta say that I’m perpetually annoyed by the selfishness and stupidity of Bella wanting to throw her life away to be a vampire on purpose

Was that the author again

I hope this wedding scene isn’t too long I’ll be so bored

Oh you KNOW the 2011 fangirlies were losing their MINDS at this in theatres

More shitty soundtrack choices. Oh never mind this is the same song as the end of the first movie. Still sucks though

So are the werewolves and vampires like… good with each other now?

Does Jacobs dad have a problem with Charlie of something

Whoever this Irina is she needs to chill tf out

These speeches are sooo gd awkward. Very realistic

I do like how cool Edward is with Bella’s friendship with Jacob. Kind of ooc for him lol

I just KNOW Bella’s gonna talk to Edward like “ok I married you now make me a vampire” and he’s gonna be like “mmmm not yet”

Wtf why doesn’t he think they can have a honeymoon??

Is vampire dick like super dangerous for humans or something lol

They’re going to rio lol?? How fuckin random??

Wtf Carlisle just like. HAS Brazilian islands to give away??

Okay so they’re finally gonna fuck I guess but I HOPE I don’t have to see it, I CANNOT explain how much I am NOT invested in this straight couple…

I completely just dissociated for most of that but DID HE JUST BREAK THE BED LMFAO

Glad she’s having a good honeymoon but I’m bored af

Oh shit oh man lol he’s like “I bruised you I’m so sorry” but it’s apparently her kink what is going on???

Bro is she pregnant already lol

Wow it must grow like exponentially fast if something

I must be missing something bc I still don’t know why this is like a big deal?

Ohhhh what if they have to turn her so their creepy baby doesn’t kill her

Do they have a private jet or something wtf

Lol why would she call Rosalie of all people

What’s going onnnnn why’s Charlie at jacobs house???

I still don’t know if Charlie knows about the vampires??? I’m guess no??

Ok so Jacob thinks Bella is a vampire now?

Idk why this is all a bit confusing to me

I know he’s gonna see her and she’s gonna have the biggest baby bump

WHY is this a PROBLEM chill Jacob

Ok so is Bella carrying the vampire messiah or Antichrist or something

And now it’ll be hard to make her a vampire?? Bro I feel like I’ve skipped an entire movie

Edward is sooooo dramatic now if Bella dies he wants to die too??? CAN EVERYONE CALM DOWN??

And yeah what’s going on w bella and Rosalie

Teen mom Bella I’m so sorry ur going through this

So yeah doesn’t Jacob fall in love with this baby or something lol

Anyway this baby thing seems like something the valtori or whatever should be involved in

It grows so fast she’s probably gonna be giving birth next week

Jacob almost getting hit by a car lmao

Okayyyyy the werewolves are so extreme now too

This werewolf scene is soooo warrior cats coded (I know nothing about warrior cats maybe it isn’t)

Nice to see Jacob wearing so many more clothes this movie

I’ve had Seth for 5 minutes and I’d already die for him

The Cullens house is so…. Ugly…

We Stan Leah too

Werewolf civil war??

Leah deserves a gf I’m rooting for u girl

What a weird ass yahoo search for Edward

WAIT they name the baby renesmee right?? I’m JUST realizing it’s a combo of Edwards mom and Bella’s moms names that’s cool

I feel so bad Bella is gonna have this baby and Edward isn’t gonna want it at all

Did this book really need to be two movies bc the pacing of this one so far seems too slow

Also very fanficy

Does Charlie have a girlfriend now isn’t that random and sudden

So Edward says the baby is a human?? Then wtf is up with this wild ass pregnancy

Damn I really wish I could see anything in these dark scenes

That’s NOT how I thought renesmee was pronounced lol

Wtffffff did she just BREAK her BACK JESUS CHRIST

Did EDWARD JUST BITE THE BABY OUT WHAT IS HAPPENING

Lollll he was too happy about the baby and Bella just died lmfao

I’m way more okay with her being a vampire if she was gonna die anyway, not if she was gonna be a whiny ass baby about wanting to be special

But anyway yeah really not sure how she’s gonna come back from that one, or how they’ll explain it

Maybe the reason she’s still dead is bc Edwards compressions suck so bad

Stop just biting her everywhere eww

We really don’t need the like molecular animation of it all we get it

Idk why but I’m not completely trusting Rosalie with that baby

Do we know the baby is human btw

Why wouldn’t she have told her parents she was pregnant btw like she could have just pretended she had been for a while

Ohhhh jacobs gonna commit baby use but accidentally fall in love while doing it lmfao

Oh NOOOOOOOO that’s so fucked uppppppp they couldn’t have waited until she was like a little older at least?????

Oh NOW Edward calls for help lolol

Like she’s been dead a while stop being in denial

Is Edward bothered AT ALL that his enemy is in love with his infant daughter lololol

Ready for this bad CGI gauntness to go away though

Oh they really just added in some cgi airbrushing and PALENESS lol vampire skin

All three flashbacks are also unnecessary tbh

okay for some reason I knew about the shot of her opening her eyes all vampy as the very end of this movie

Yeah so that was partially very boring but mostly just a LOT of VERY INTERESTING developments

I still think splitting movies into two halves is very jarring and disorienting for plot and story reasons but at least for this one it KINDA works???

Thank god there’s only one of these left

[bambiesque]

New thread for Smith!Doctor.

Episode: The Eleventh Hour - Amelia Pond, my love. Beans ARE evil, thank you Smith!Doctor. It's very sweet that Ten loses his red-haired best friend and Eleven immediately finds a red-haired best friend. Little Amy waiting with her suitcase <3 Grown-up Amy whacking him with a cricket bat. Rory, my other love, you're wonderful. And Olivia Coleman. And Tom Hopper. Smith!Doctor stealing clothes from a hospital just like Three. All the Doctors at the end <3 Bowties are cool. One of my all time favourite episodes.

Episode: The Beast Below - The creepy smiley robot things are a nope. I love the idea of every country having its own spaceship though and every county having it's own block. Liz 10 is awesome. It's not the greatest episode but it's enjoyable.

Episode: Victory of the Daleks - Pleasant and polite Daleks are somehow more creepy than the usual kind. Oh, Doctor, sometimes you are the biggest idiot. I quite like the colourful Daleks. It's very mid-80s looking. Amy is so smart. "Come along, Pond."

Episode: The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone - River!!! Amy is now doing Lynda Day cosplay. I love River. The Weeping Angels are still creepy af. River thinks her mum is amazing and so do I <3 Amy thinking she's turning to stone and sending the Doctor away and then the Doctor biting her. With his space teeth. The second episode is nice foreshadowing to Cold Blood. I don't understand why you can't smash an angel while it's stone though. And I really don't enjoy Amy snogging the Doctor. Episode: The Vampires of Venice - Helen McCrory looking amazing as always. Love the Doctor going to collect Rory and taking him and Amy on a romantic trip and gaining a little crew. Choosing to believe Smith!Doctor owes Tennant!Casanova a chicken. Love the library card with Hartnell!Doctor on it. Have I mentioned how much I hate the idea of love triangles? I do love Rory and him telling the Doctor off. Obviously, the Doctor would rather face vampires than have an awkward conversation.

Episode: Amy's Choice - I do like it when the Doctor is faced with the darker aspects of himself. Amy telling the Doctor off by pretending to go into labour is hilarious, as is the Doctor making fun of Rory's ponytail and Amy telling Rory to whack an old woman. I like the idea that you grow out of the TARDIS rather than get dragged from it kicking and screaming - it's your choice. No pun intended. Amy/Rory forever. I love them.

Episode: The Hungry Earth / Cold Blood - this is set in 2020. Must have been January or February. It's a nice and quite exciting story. The SIlurians look amazing. The Silurian city looks awesome too. Celery, lol. Humans suck don't they? Except Rory. Rory is such a good boy. And then... he doesn't exist and I'm crying.

Episode: Vincent and the Doctor - Such a beautiful episode with a gorgeous, heartbreaking ending. Love Vincent describing the sky and the stars and it turning into The Starry Night.

Episode: The Lodger - Sometimes funny. Sometimes not. I do enjoy the Doctor trying to be a normal person for an extended period of time.

Episode: The Pandorica Opens / The Big Bang - Love all the flashbacks to everyone from earlier in the season. And River of course! Love River. RORY!!! Amy and Rory <3 Rory fighting against being an Auton. Poor Amy. I do love the idea of the Doctor being the thing in the Pandorica. And I love the start of the next episode even more. Al of the next episode in fact. It's so clever and romantic and perfect. And Rory punching the Doctor is great. More people should punch the Doctor, honestly. Fezes are cool. And then the beautiful wedding of my faves and the Doctor dancing like a drunken giraffe.

Episode: A Christmas Carol - Amy and Rory roleplaying the Roman and the Policewoman on their honeymoon. They're so cute. This is the most magical, Christmassy thing. I kind of wish this world had fish just flying around. Showing young boy Kazran his future to make him change is such a perfect twist on the normal Christmas Carol ending.

Episode: The Impossible Astronaut / Day of the Moon - The Silence as a concept are genuinely terrifying. The idea of seeing something and forgetting it the minute you can't see it. Brave Heart, Canton. "Strange markings" - it's quite clearly a tally. Love the Doctor kissing Rory on the head when he checks on him.

Episode: The Curse of the Black Spot - PIrates! Not the most thrilling episode ever but not horrible. Just sort of there.

Episode: The Doctor's Wife - the TARDIS, the Time Lords, MICHAEL SHEEN!!!! I love Idris. I love the Doctor and the TARDIS getting to talk. It's great to see more of the inside of the TARDIS, even if it just that same corridor, lol.

Episode: The Rebel Flesh / The Almost People - Ah, the goo people. But sadly no goo snakes. Rory is just the best and sweetest guy. Love him comforting Jennifer. The first episode ending with the Ganger!Doctor is awesome. Love the Ganger!Doctor trying to cope with his regenerations. The first ep is the better of the two, but I like the lead into Amy's story.

Episode: A Good Man Goes to War - Rory taking on the whole Cyberfleet to find out where Amy is is so hot. Vastra and Jenny <3 Strax <3 River being so overwhelmed by seeing Rory <3 The Doctor's conversation with Vastra and Dorian is one of my favourites in the whole series. The look they share when they have to explain to him that he is a threat. Amy/Rory <3 I love them so much.

Episode: Let's Kill Hitler - I love that Amy and Rory got to raise their daughter. I love whole sequence of them growing up. Baby!Rory. Then Rory punching Hitler and putting him in the cupboard. Mels calling Rory dad <3 He's a badass in this episode. Lol at Smith!Doctor feeling guilt related to all of Tennant!Doctor's companions. He's not wrong. The Amelia interface is awesome.

Episode: Night Terrors - Little George. He breaks my heart. The dolls are really very creepy. And they turned Amy into a doll. No thank you. Sweet ending though.

Episode: The Girl Who Waited - Wonderful concept. Karen is wonderful. Old Amy is so different to young Amy - all her mannerisms and her voice - and her anger and hurt is so real and good. And the Doctor is incredibly selfish, which is also good because it's nice to remember that sometimes he's a bastard. Amy and Rory are so perfect. <3

Episode: The God Complex - I love Rita. The scene between the Doctor and Amy where he tells her to stop believing in him is beautiful. As is their blue house with the TARDIS blue door and them saying goodbye.

Episode: Closing Time - Why didn't my parents name me Stormageddon? That's all there is to say about this episode really. Too much James Corden.

Episode: The Wedding of River Song - The world with all of time happening at once is beautiful. The cars being flown by hot air balloons and the steam trains through the pyramids. Rory keeping his eye-patch on even though it's killing him <3 "River Song didn't get it all from you" is such a great line. River visiting Amy and Rory and telling them the truth - and Amy realising she's his mother in law. Doctor Who? Love it.

Episode: The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe - The last scene between the Doctor and the Ponds makes up for a pretty nothing episode. The Doctor crying because he can feel things again <3

Episode: Asylum of the Daleks - Amy and Rory on the brink of divorce is the most awful thing in the Smith!Doctor era. That said, this is a fantastic episode. And Clara! Lovely Clara. Well, Oswin in this case.

Episode: Dinosaurs on a Spaceship - They're people, not Ponds. Brian! Dinosaurs. Much better than the dinosaurs Pertwee!Doctor had to fight. Amy IS a queen. I'm glad Rory got to kiss Smith!Doctor too. Such a fun episode.

Episode: A Town Called Mercy - Amy is the best and I love her so much. Love her calling Smith!Doctor out on his bs. Both Amy and Rory are sadly underused though.

Episode: The Power of Three - Kate!! Amy in a pretty dress. The Doctor missing Amy and Rory. He loves them so much. Creepy little girl and her creepy twin orderlies.

Episode: The Angels Take Manhattan - Nooooo. Farewell Ponds, I love you. I will miss you. I'm glad you had a happy life together. They get the best exit of the modern era, so far. Happy yet heartbreaking.

Episode: The Snowmen - Clara! Jenny&Vastra! Strax! Smith!Doctor living on a cloud like Mary Poppins. Just realised that Mary Poppins is a Time Lord. Pretty grim for a Christmas special.

Episode: The Bells of Saint John - Short hops are difficult. I'm glad that we already knew Clara at this point because while she is wonderful, this episode is pretty dull.

Episode: The Rings of Akhaten - Susan mention! Love the classic feel of this episode. I wish they'd go to other planets more often. A simple story. Very enjoyable.

Episode: Cold War - Ice Warriors! You know I'm not entriely sure I needed to see under an Ice Warrior's armour. Some good moments but not one of the best episodes.

Episode: Hide - A good old-fashioned ghost story, or is it a love story? It's from where, Doctor? Oh, Metebelis III. And that's how we're pronouncing that is it?

Episode: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS - It's always nice to see more of the TARDIS, but I would have liked more rooms and fewer corridors. Still, that library was nice. I don't blame Clara for wanting to remember that.

Episode: The Crimson Horror - Brave Heart, Clara. This is a very creepy, brilliant, episode and I love it. Everyone is wonderful. Strax is, as always, hilarious. Mrs Gillyflower and Mr Sweet are so gross. Jenny is a badass.

Episode: Nightmare in Silver - Matt Smith is so good. The Cybermen are nice and scary for a change. Clara is, as always, excellent. And Porridge proposing to Clara is reminding me of Peladon asking Jo to marry him.

Episode: The Name of the Doctor - I'm just going to scream through this whole thing. Hartnell!Doctor and Susan stealing the TARDIS. I love all her costumes with each of the Doctors. I love the giant dying TARDIS. I love that River is there. I love that Smith!Doctor can see her and that he loves her. Yes, I cried. Vastra and Jenny and Strax. A perfect episode.

Episode: The Day of the Doctor - Speaking of perfect episodes. Everything about this one is amazing. John Hurt is a fantastic addition. Billie Piper is marvelous as the Moment. David Tennant is his usual charming self. I have fun trying to spot all the references and items and photos in the Black Archive. All the Doctors there, saving Gallifrey <3 Can't believe Jenna didn't have "snog David Tennant" in her contract. And Tom Baker coming back is a lovely ending.

Episode: The Time of the Doctor - Another sad Christmas special, but a brilliant one, wrapping up every question from the Smith!Doctor Era. I love that the story that started in The Eleventh Hour lasted his whole run. I love him seeing Amy again when he regenerates.

Smith!Doctor Era Roundup

Matt Smith is absolutely my favourite Doctor. How the youngest person to play him manages to be so old, I'll never know, but he does it so perfectly. He is sweet and kind and silly and furious and dangerous and he loves so much. We get Kate Lethbridge Stewart and Vastra, Jenny, Stazx, the return of Gallifrey and a truly epic love story. No notes.

Favourite Companion: Amy

Least Favourite Companion: None

Favourite Episode: The Big Bang / The Wedding of River Song / The Day of the Doctor

Least Favourite Episode: Cold War

Current Doctor Rankings:

Smith

Davison

Pertwee

Tennant

TBaker

CBaker

McCoy

Troughton

McGann

Eccleston

Hartnell

Top 10 Companions:

Jo Grant

Amy Pond

Tegan Jovanka

Rory Williams

Barbara Wright

Vislor Turlough

Sarah Jane Smith

Martha Jones

Donna Noble

River Song

[throwback-town]

bro bro bro idk how to explain it just itches my brain this way

tldr- steve is a popular jock who is funny and charming and nice and strong and he is the one voice of reason (except when he's not) and robin is a sarcastic quirky mischievous gal pal that is funny and has plans that go horribly and is the voice of reason when steve is not and they're besties that make quips at eachother therefore steve=sarah and robin=benny

like ok this is context but if you dont want to watch

basically steve in stranger things s1 is a sort of popular jock bully type but turns into the stranger things gang's babysitter (literally canon) robin is a new character we meet that steve is first a coworker with-> robin is a sarcastic smartass and thinks she's smarter than all the cool TM people but shes not actually all that smart (this is her charm, she's quirky and clumsy) and steve is a dumbass TM but actually is smart a lot of the time. he's the only voice of reason for like 90% of the show b/c he doesnt want to get killed (obvi) but he thinks he's known for he strength and physical capability (he is, but he's also funny, charming, attractive and nice to people once he loses his bully friends).

so MBAV Benny and Sarah HOW?

they first start off as basically coworkers and not really friends- only connected by the weird shit in town and also by ethan (ie steve and robin's weird kid friends)

sarah is literally the babysitter- she's smart, dependable, reliable, and she is strong, popular and charming af. i feel like she would do somethings that robin does like you rule you suck chart but also she would punch a guy like steve would. she's like your go to for answers to problems like steve, but unlike robin, sarah doesnt try to do things an evil way or sneaky way. she's honest and strong and kind to people like steve which is why everyone LOVES steve and he's arguably the best/most well known character in the franchise

whereAS benny is a mischevious little f that makes snips at people all the time JUST LIKE robin. he has wacky ideas that usually dont work but also sometimes they do so let's gooo. robin is the first to find out about the russian spys doing alien weird shit and benny would totally be finding something weird in town and being so DOWN for the shenanigary. but just like steve, he thinks he's hot stuff and tries to be a player when he actually cant get any chicks

also robin has a really big coming out moment and steve is so supportive and nice and tries to help and it just screams to me sarah confessing to benny about ethan or erica or whoever and how to deal with those feelings and also it screams benny trying to come to terms with the fact that bestie that he thinks is so confident is actually vulnerable and needs help. And he goes well we're all a little gay/down bad for our friends right? And she hits him and starts laughing

could also be an allegory to her status as an immortal and how she is struggling to cope with her loss of identity idk. Steve starts losing his identity s5 so that could match up. And benny goes yeah ik youre a vampire that's old news and she laughs and he goes do you want me to become a vampire too like idk what you want? and she says shut up and they sit there laughing

or vice versa where benny comes out to sarah or something and sarah realizes this guy who thinks he's hot stuff is actually in a crisis and is still the dumbass that she knows and loves (platonically) and that they can be there for each other

ALSO SARAH HAS A CAR! AND SO DOES STEVE! and benny for sure cant drive for shit like robin cant

(also ethan is so nancy coded fr)

Everytime they write Benny and Sarah fighting I know better. I know they could be Besties given the chance

[fucktheroyals]

Feel like people who say that Guillermo has low confidence/self-esteem haven't thought about how Guillermo has had ten years to think about wanting to become a vampire and live forever. He literally lives with them and basically parents them at 10 years i'm sure he knows being a vampire doesn't automatically make you cool (and i mean, look at Jenna, being a vampire did not make her "cool"). The benefits are living forever and special powers. This isn't like... A teenager deciding being a vampire would be cool and hasn't thought about the consequences of living forever. He's lived with them for TEN YEARS and still very much wants to be turned. ...However, with the new vampire hunting skills he may not have thought about how he's already cool af, so really the only reason to be a vampire is to live forever and some other special powers. But still again, it's not like he hasn't thought about that, but it would clearly make it (living forever) more prominent when it comes to why he wants to be a vampire.