#i think they'd be enriched.

[ghostlightfic]

15 & 22 perhaps :3 ?

15. If you could hang out with one character, who would it be?

i would put loop in the therapy chair

BUT HONESTLY id love to hang out with isabeau hes just such a chill guy. his vibes are immaculate. i think we could be friends

22. What craft skills would you have, and what would they be called?

THIS ONES HARD... i think id mostly just have utility shit because if i was in isat id be straight up chilling somewhere i dont think i would be doing combat . i wouldnt name any of them someone would be like oh cool craft skill what do you call it :) and id look at them with horror in my eyes like I Was Supposed To Name It??? Shit!!! Fuck!!!!!!!

[shimmerandfists]

Vijinx really did bless us with the range of possibilities for character interactions though. Even without the option for alternative universes and different realities you can realistically and plausibly create so many relationships with these two.

They can be sweet, they can be loving and caring and soft with each other. They can be goofy, little gremlins and shitheads to each other. Pulling pranks and razzing each other but still loving the other at the end of the day.

You can create stories and make art of them being rough and mean with each other. The love isn't gone but it's definitely different. Maybe they like it that way maybe it's the only way they know how to show it at this point. This can be multifaceted too, mean with love and maybe mean without so much love.

You can make it dark, you can make it light hearted. You can show character growth or just a vignette within the story. They really do have the full range man.

And if you DO want to dive into alternative realities then you've really just opened a box of unlimited scenarios. With the possibility of Powder and Jinx now, the whole dynamic of situations where some specific events or lack of support create the need for Powder to have Jinx. And then how Vi interacts with all of that! The trauma the healing the making it worse I mean. I've seen people make Powder and Jinx into twin sisters and that's fun!

It's just fun man, I personally haven't had this much fun just rotating characters around in my head in awhile. I'm always excited to see how people interpret them and what they create with that.

[fraudulent-cheese]

Ok see i do think that Izzy and Mal would get along quite well. They're like a similar brand of freak in my brain, Mal's just very emo about it, it works to me. Sierra and Izzy also get along, like canonically they're friendly, even if it's just Izzy feeding Sierra nonsense rumors, but they're both hyper weird girls, they'd get along like two peas in a pod.

I don't think Sierra and Mal would get along much however. Their brand of freak just rubs eachother the wrong way. Bless her heart Sierra tried, but Mal takes himself too seriously to hear her out on her fandom brained stuff. But also Sierra's pseudo realised it and just starts bringing up weird shit she knew/saw/participated in online to weird him out further and it's both captivating it and weirding them out. They're getting along in a roundabout way but they wouldn't say they're friends at all. they're like personal nuisances. friensances.

[hollowflight-propaganda]

wof fandom when people enjoy fictional toxic relationships because they find them interesting:

[transgenderprototype]

Are v1 and v2 dishwasher safe

[hayconrisa]

THE ONLY THINGS THAT COME UP WHEN YOU SEARCH HAYRISA HERE ARE MY POSTS??? HOW AM I THR FIRST ONE and ONLY ONE IN THE TIMELINE OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN FANDOM TO BE THIS ILL ABOUT HAYDEN AND RISAAAAAA WHAT'S GOING ON 😭

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Am I the asshole for getting my best friend killed?

I swear to God, it was an accident.

My (27) BF (34) has a reputation for getting himself out of any jam you can imagine; and at first it was just a fun little thing the friend group noticed: there goes Oily J wiggling his way out of trouble again. but as the meme evolved in the group, it got to the point where we'd loykey started getting him into situations just to see how he'd get out of 'em, and he akept getting out of em. He was having fun with it too same as us. "Oh you guys," he'd say, "getting me into situations again," before laughing it off and getting out of it, so it was enrichment for our shared enclosures, and as time went on, the situations got more intense.

The trouble is, it turns out that putting a man in too many situations eventually gets the police interested. And not local hobsknockers cops either; they was like, proper three-letter FEDs. They put out a bounty on any information pertaining to his capture and everything. It was good money too so I thought, hey why don't I put J in another situation he can wiggle out of like always (and he'd wiggled outta worse before, so I thought this one'd be relatively mild), and at the next boardgame night (cause it was too late to do anything special for this one) we can buy some extra strong booze and get absolutely blitzed while having a giggle about the situation.

Boardgame night, and we were playing some social deduction nonsense or another and he says: "One of you is gonna betray me tonight." and I can't help but think, looking back on it, that he knew. It's stupid, I know he was talking about the game, but the way he said it, it was like he knew. We all felt it, and we had a big round robin round the table taking turns promising that we'd never betray him. And I said it so easily cause I thought it was true. Sure, I was gonna talk to the feds about a bounty; but, I fully expected my big beautiful oily boy to wiggle his way out of the trouble I was 'bout to cause, and that's not a betrayal. I wasn't lying. I didn't think I was lying.

My big beautiful oily boy didn't manage to wiggle his way out of it. They killed him and I got my blood money. He's gone.

He's gone and I'm devastated, crying, mourning. I loved him so much. We all did. And I can't stop thinking that it's my fault: that I'm the reason he's gone. and it is. and the guilt is eating me up inside. and I just need to talk to someone about it. So, I tell the rest of the group what happened in the group chat, hoping they'd understand that I didn't want this. I didn't want the government's blood money. It was supposed the be a prank. some joint enclosure enrichment. He was supposed to wiggle out of it like he always does... did, i mean.

They call me, among worse things, the asshole and kick me from the group chat. And, I know it's my fault he's dead: I know that. If I didn't do what I did, he wouldn't be dead right now. But, I didn't mean it for it to end up this way. He was supposed to be okay, damn it. I loved him. AITA?

What are these acronyms?

[prlssprfctn]

Pit Maddness but instead of it being an excuse for all the wrong Jason does (which is nothing because he has done nothing wrong) it's instead just a guy in his head who is happy to have a new friend so he's here to hype Jason up with everything and anything.

The Lazarus Pit being used primarily by Ra's, it gets boring. He's an old man that likes to stay in his palace all day and the Pit needs *enrichment*. So when this kid who gets tossed into his waters, he is ready to become his ride or die, and that's what theater kid Jason needs. And being years and years old, he's got ideas of his own to help him out.

Jason: My perfectly mentally stable family seems to be hallucinating me since I've died. I'm going to haunt them.

Pit: You should recreate the buildup to your death by calling them from a random warehouse that is rigged to explode and each time they are too late to save you.

Jason adding that to his list of ways to psychologically torture his family plus the physical toll of them dealing with Red Hood while grinning happily.

It's Fathers' Day but Jason and Bruce got into an argument the night before.

Jason: He has plenty of children who will celebrate with him. I don't need to be there.

Pit: Find one of his exes and celebrate with them. I'd either go with Harvey or Minhkhoa. They'd love to rub it in his face.

Jason running to his car because that's a perfect idea. They can be a part of his growing cast of parental figures (-Bruce).

This is why Ra's said that Jason was a curse upon this world. A menace with an eternal supporter.

-🐳

I AM GIGGLING—

Jason reassures everyone that post Lazarus effects are annoying sometimes, and Bats just assume that it is about rage and pain, and whatever angsty stuff their paranoid brain come up with. except, Jason just means that Lazarus is always yapping. the worst part? Jason loves their ideas. it is his personal little enabler.

that being said, i remember someone on Twitter (i think) saying that Lady Bird car scene is Batman and Robins, thus:

Bruce: *criticizing Red Hood's ways to work while they are riding back home in the Batmobile*

Pit: open the front door and jump off the car. he would never recover and repeat the same mistake.

Jason: lol. yeah. thanks for idea!

Bruce: that's why we—

Jason: *jumps off the car, while it is on the high-speed*

Bruce: *high-pitched yell*

also, Pit encouraging Jason to spend time with Bruce's exes that haunt him for ages? absolutely. not to mention that it briefly witnessed Ghostbat's shenanigans while they were in the League, so—

Jason, sitting on the debrief, feeling particularly angsty because Bruce literally ignores his existence in the room, in his thoughts: god, i wish i found a way to ignore him back, you know

Pit: just call Ghost-maker.

Jason:

Jason: fuck, yeah

*on the other side of city*

Ghostmaker, staring at Jason's message with "wanna annoy B? come and pick me up from the cave":

Ghostmaker, wiping fake tears: Bruce was right. being a part of family means the world on good days.

[ooooo-mcyt]

Winners Lounge is such a silly concept to me.

I think Joel and Scott would both be having a blast in the Winners Lounge.

Everyone is like "Joel would try to hit Scott with his car" and Joel WOULD but you guys have to understand that being hunted for sport is literally enrichment for Scott.

Scott would climb onto a wardrobe or something and start taunting Joel and Joel would hit it with his car and Scott would jump off just in time and then go "Oh, nice try <3 :)" and Joel would get out of the car to try to maul him while Scott hits him back with a pillow.

Then after several hours they'd get bored and form a temporary alliance to go hijack the single speaker in the winners lounge to blast Sabrina Carpenter or something because they have the exact same taste in music and everyone else hates them for it.

Anyways, sorry about that, I just think these two are silly.

[samusamab]

Objective Best Rooks for Each Companion Romance

Just finished my first full playthrough of Veilguard, so I now feel qualified to talk about the best/funniest rook race/class/faction combos for each companion romance. As always, feel free to argue if you want, but remember at the end of the day my opinions are always right (Government Mandated: this is a joke)

(PS: Race opinions may not be included, sue me. Also, light spoilers below, obviously. I'm pretty sure I got all the spoiler tags, but here's your fair warning just in case.)

Bellara: Grey Warden rogue. The bodice ripper girlie deserves a roguishly charming parter who is also a little dark and tortured, as a treat. Dating a Grey Warden feels like as close as Dragon Age gets to dating a superhero (but like, a broody one) and I think Bellara would love that dynamic. I have no strong opinions on race, but we'll say Qunari.

Taash: Elf Mournwatcher Mage. I may be biased, but I just finished a Mournwatcher Taash run, and seeing the way they talk about necromancy with Rook compared to Emmrich is so funny. Besides I think they'd enjoy a little goth elf to throw around.

Harding: The same combination as your inquisitor. Nothing better to me than establishing Harding having a strong type. Also very funny to imagine the inquisitor meeting Rook, the new partner Harding keeps telling them about, and they're a little too similar. Make Lace a little weirder and more fucked up (affectionate), she deserves it.

Davrin: Lord of Fortune Rogue. I see your "Davrin doesn't like the Crows because they're killers for hire" and raise you, faction of pirates and thieves that are literally just in it to beat people up and get as much loot as possible. It would be like if Isabella and Blackwall were a couple. I rest my case.

Emmrich: Mourn Watcher Mage. Listen, I know I already did this one, but let me be a little lazy. Admittedly, I am not an old man yaoi enjoyer (though I believe in their beliefs). So this one is mostly based around the idea of you Rook leaving to save the world, and ending up romancing the man who would've been their necromancy doctorate advisor.

Neve: Veil Jumper Warrior. Hear me out here, I'm obsessed with that one Neve voice line that reveals she knows nothing about the outside. Give her a wild child ranger-coded partner who lives in the cursed magic woods and would speedrun winning a season of Survivor. Make her have to go on hiking dates, it's enrichment.

Lucanis: Shadow Dragon Mage. Look, I know this is just Neve in a different font. But I'm obsessed with that Taash line about Lucanis and Neve dating where she implies their relationship has a predator-prey dynamic because he's a mage killer. Not that Lucanis is that kinky, but a Rook can imagine. Even if it ends up the other way, I'm all game for a short king magehunter getting tied up by his mage-dom.

Honorable Mention: I think it would be hilarious to romance Taash as an AFAB-Nonbinary Qunari Lord of Fortune. Just helping your hot coworker speedrun all of your own past life experiences. Please let me know if you've done this, and if it was worth it.

[nxll-n4m3]

A neat little thought I had. Ultrakill related, and inspired by an animatic I cannot find again. By the way, whoever made that, I love you. It was beautiful.

Thinking about a V1 that's bigger than Gabriel. A bigger, meaner war-machine. Gabriel is meant to appeal to humans; sure, he's very tall by human standards, but not overly so. V1 wasn't made to hold appeal, it wasn't even really made to be intimidating. It was made to be an efficient, effective killer. V1 was built to dominate in a war it never saw. So of course, it's massive.

The first time Gabriel really got to stand next to V1, he was shocked. When they're both moving unreasonably fast, and Gabriel is floating several feet above the ground, it's quite hard to discern size differences. However, here, on the ground? Gabriel found himself looking up at V1. Tall, broad-shouldered V1. Gabriel wasn't sure what emotion he felt then, but it was certainly something.

They'd been allies for a while now, their fights becoming more like sparring matches for enrichment and to fuel V1's hunger and need for battle -- still, it did something to Gabriel each time he got close and let V1 feed from him. The machine's hands digging harshly into his sides, feedbacker resting more gently against his lower side, nearly against his hip, while the knuckleblasters claws pressed into holes left behind from the nail gun. The way it towered over him, its one glinting eye looking down at him with the bottom shutter of the optic slightly raised. It always caused something to bubble inside him.

Maybe not love, but something equally as raw. More feral, perhaps. It made him feel alive in a way he'd never experienced before. Gabriel sometimes wondered if he knew what living really was before V1 had made him learn what it was like to struggle -- to bleed.

After the first time Gabriel noticed it, he didn't stop noticing it. V1 was large enough to effectively throw Gabriel around, if allowed close enough during a fight. At one point, it parried his sword strike back against him, and used the half second to grab his other wrist so he couldn't swing again; the small pause between the grab and V1 slamming Gabriel to the ground being much too brief for the angel himself to be aware of, even if that moment had felt longer to V1.

It kept him pinned, both wrists bound up quickly with the whiplash while the knuckleblaster and feedbacker dragged against his armor and covered skin. V1 settled over his thighs, the weight of it being enough to keep him from squirming. Like this, Gabriel almost felt more aware of how much smaller he was than when he stood next to it and had to look up. He wasn't used to being small, but he wasn't used to willingly letting a mechanical companion savor his blood either. It was.. nice. Gabriel liked being close to V1, even if it was just for fueling the machine. Gabriel refused to acknowledge further how it felt, out of caution for his own physical reaction to it. He let himself appreciate the view, though.

[ghostly-bat]

hi that rambling anon who was chatting about Clark/Kent family & Damian dynamic and just read ur response hehe. So glad we're on the same wavelength 😭🥹 im so picky about my DC ships, but jondami has my heart for so long vs not able to stand other two lol

Following the vein of "eventual civilian Damian route", I love idea of damian still does occasionally help certain people but especially Jon and becomes his guy in the chair on occasion. Not in the Babs Gordon way but in the "im a highly educated former bat member in your ear" and while i do think Jon is incredibly smart too, this is damian enrichment corner when medicine isnt challenging enough and he wants to crack a case that has to deal with the universe baby!

or a side adventure where damian becomes a practitioner of magic bc being friends / partners / in love with a super... this is a pesky weakness that Damian wants to be personally prepared for. 🤸‍♂️ damian starts sewing little protection charms for jon as a hobby, incorporating into his suits-- stuff to help deflect magic cast at jon and at first jon was skeptical bc what if his natural vulnerability has a weird reaction. damian is just >:/ trial and error, fly boy (but this is something he's anxious about). Counterspells work. Damian is smug for weeks while now offering to provide for the other supers 🥹✨️

Also my favorite idea is damian learning and excelling at learning Kryptonian (so sleepy probably spelt this wrong), which Jon knows but still surprised. Jon in retaliation does research on league dialect (bc in my mind, it would be a version of arabic or Semitic language that long out of use) and the two have polygot bickering that morphs into gossiping because lmao these little freaks have talent in learning languages and they use it as a threat. Calling each other donkey heads in different languages, this is why they can't be on Big Teams 😭 their co dependency kicks in and they are in their own galaxy, knowing each others moves seamlessly and can even communicate without words. Why is damian scoffing at a head tilt? Why is Jon giggling at an eyebrow raise? Dick why did you team us up with this couple 🧍‍♀️theyre arguing in some eastern European language that I never heard of help

:O all of this is so cute you have no idea!!

Jon going to Damian with a case cus he knows exactly who would have almost all the answers. He's doing the research and Jon executing what Damian told him to do.

Damian selling protection charms for Jon and yes they work but Jon also love them cus they simply just remind him of Damian and even if Damian isn't necessarily fighting next to him it still feels like it still feels like he's right next to Jon in battle.

They'd have their own language and ways of communicating, oh absolutely you are so right! They'd look at each other from across the room and know exactly what the other is thinking. Other heroes find them kind of insufferable cus they're over here in a corner talking in different languages and everyone else is like "God I hope they're not talking about me..." they are, they are definitely talking about you lol.

[muletia]

Skywarp/Starscream: (angry squawking bird noises as they fight like toddlers)

Y/N, fucking terrified: W-Wha-

Thundercracker: (sighing) Just ignore them, in many ways this is enrichment for them- wha- wait where they'd go??

Y/N, booking it down the mountain: Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenothavinganyofthatshitnu-uhnottoday-

(I'm sorry I had to-)

Nah, don't apologize, this is golden.

It’s a shame that the moment Thundercracker sees you’ve run off from the nest, he flies after you and before you can even scream, he snatches you up in his claws and lifts you several meters off the ground. Sure, the relationship within his trine has gotten a little rusty lately, but he understands that if Starscream went through the trouble of bringing you to his nest, you must mean a lot to him.

At this point, he's still got that bros before hoes mindset.

Starscream, on the other hand, instantly flies into a jealous rage the moment he sees you in someone else’s claws. Skywarp gets one last kick, and you're back in the arms (wings?) of your mate, this time pressed tight against his feathered chassis, so you don’t even think about running away again (Star is down bad obsessed with you)

[laswells-ashtray]

Woke up with thoughts, here I am here with ROLEPLAY with the COD couples.

Alerudy would get a massive kick out of Father Vargas/Seminarian Parra. Alejandro may only be a smidge older than Rudy but he's hanging on to that difference, that's why he gets to be FATHER Vargas. Personally I also get they'd like to pretend to be typical trades- plumber, mechanic, pizza boy. "Oh, you don't have the cash? Come here Cariño, let's work out a payment plan"

NIKPRICE - I want Nik to absolutely need to play as a pool boy in those teeny little shorts, his fluffy chest and belly out, aviators on in the sun while John sits back and pretends to be the lonely and bored house husband he works for. Alternatively, I think these two would absolutely go to a bar, pretend they don't know one another and try to pick one another up like it's the first time again.

Laswell and her lovely wife....I want to see Laswell when Sarah brings out a maid costume, bustling about with a feather duster and little apron while Laswell is on a video call with the Taskforce, Sarah definitely dusting the lower shelves to reveal the goods while Laswell can only watch. I kinda also wanna see Laswell take on CEO/Subordinate where SARAH is the CEO and as the new intern she's gotta make that deadline happen (making her wife cum in under five minutes because their food is being delivered)

Ghoap aren't ever beating the horror baddie/final boy allegations. They've got a collection of costumes, a dozen outdoor locations and some props that may not actually be fake. Selfishly want to have Johnny hunting Simon in the woods while Simon wears something red. It's enrichment time for the big bad wolf.

Faralexgaz where her boys are her knights, her twin Mandalorians, her playthings in a harem, her gladiators. In every situation she is their queen, their centre of the universe and they're all to happy to be there. If Alex ever convinces Farah to dress as Princess Leia (any costume) then we can safely say he's over the moon.

Graves likes that domestic stuff so put him in an apron and put him to work as a free use little husband for the shadows to play with. I also feel like he'd get a kick out of playing as a hero with a rescued civilian or as a cowboy with the "innocent" ranch owner's grown son/daughter.

Thoughts?

I'm gonna start referring to you as the angel of my inbox because this was some kind of Holy pick me up after the day I've been having.

Father Vargas had me walking away to hit my vape because Jesus fuck. Yeah. God, this is fucking diabolical and I love it.

Alejandro and Rudy are well-versed in religious roleplay to the point of giving themselves lore for it. Seminarian Rudy, who can't decipher his faith in the lord and his faith in Father Vargas because the longer he spends tutelage their word holds the same value in his eyes. Father Vargas who's very job it is to test his willingness to commit to his faith and how else can he go about it but tempt him with the pleasures of the flesh.

I think their go-to after that is mechanic because I'm a big believer in biker! Rudy. Rudy plays the mechanic, Alejandro plays the naive and new-to-the-biking-world customer who's getting ripped off and pays for it by sucking his mechanic's cock.

Pool boy Nikolai. Jesus. Tiny shorts that hug his arse and the hair on his chest damp after he gets out of the pool, tits soaking... Christ.

That one is surprisingly John's idea when they're away on holiday, renting out a place with Nik's money and they have nothing better to do but fuck. And Nikolai is committed to playing the part as he tries to woo John because who could ever let such a man go to waste. They're lucky that there's no one staying close enough to them to hear John moaning or see him with his cock out as Nik treats him to a three-fingered massage.

The bar is Nikolai's idea because he knows John will automatically default to playing interested and a little mean because at first the idea will make him feel silly, but as he gets into the role he'll like playing the bitch. Nikolai knows he will, and he knows himself well enough to know that when they're in an alleyway, grinding against each other like two horny teenagers he'll enjoy watching John's face as he cums in his pants.

It's not often that people send me asks using Sarah where they characterise her 100% correctly but this feels like you've peeled her from my brain and pasted her into the ask.

The maid dress stops halfway down her ass cheeks, so the only reasonable course of action is to bend over and clean the lowest shelves she can find. Maybe even feign embarrassment as Kate's eyes trail over her and land on the lacy red panties she's wearing and how they're damp against her cunt. God, how could she forget to dress properly under her uniform when cleaning for such a woman. Kate ends the videocall claiming a family emergency, everyone but John believes it but he's not stupid enough to call her out.

Kate plays the bumbling, nervous intern well. Dropping papers and leaning over to pick them up, forgetting that her shirt isn't buttoned properly and giving Sarah a perfect opportunity to glance at how her intern forgot to wear a bra that morning if the clamps on her nipples are anything to go by. And if Kate ends up on her back on her bosses desk with Sarah sitting on her face, then that's just what the job entails. Her lips are wet as she greets the delivery driver for their takeout, she prays it can be mistaken as lipgloss.

Horror allegations for Ghoap are real, they're both like that.

Simon, who's white tank top is damn near shredded on his chest so it does little to cover his nipples. Or the bite marks around them. And, he can't untie the red shirt from around his waist because it's hiding the hunting knife he has to carry because these woods are dangerous.

Big bad wolf Johnny doesn't seem to agree when he bunches up the red fabric and uses it to gag Simon, or when he stabs the knife through his tank top and pins him to the ground so that he can have his way with him.

The fucking gladiators. Oh my God.

Queen Farah who demands that her best gladiators fight to the death for her affections. Gladiators Gaz and Alex who fight and swing at each other until hair gets pulled and suddenly they're grinding against each other, making out like sloppy drunks as their hands slip under gear.

Farah has to remind them whose affection they're fighting for, and as it's only fair, they combine their efforts in speaking her pleasure. What better offering to a queen than to let her watch one of her greatest fighters frantically thrusting into her, brainless in his attempt to please her as his opponent mouths at her tits and drags her fingers in slow circles over her clit.

Graves gets off on the free-use little house husband fantasy because as a man who's always in charge of his people and leading something, be forced into a position where he does nothing but what he's told and he takes what he's given is ideal for him.

Doesn't matter who it is, if it's one of his Shadows who wants to bend him over a countertop and make him take her strap or if it's one who wants to push him onto the couch on his back and ride his cock for all he's worth. He'll take it and he'll like it. Maybe he wants one of them to force him onto his knees and choke on her cock without letting him lift a hand to get himself off. Only for the next Shadow to walk in and coo at him, cum dripping down his chin and with his cock's weeping tip dampening his apron and take mercy on him by making him cum. And then again. And again. Until he's teary-eyed, chest jumping with pathetic little gaspy breathes as he tries to escape the onslaught of stimulation.

[illustrationist-of-the-stars]

I'm trying to think what club that hsr characters would join. But I could think of Argenti joining the equestrian club

That's a good idea, Anon! Honestly, I almost forgot the NRC clubs exist but anyways...

Here's what I think what clubs all the HSR!Yuu's made so far would join or at the very least be somewhat interested in:

Board game club - Silver Wolf (She'd just stay in one of the corners and just play games on her lonesome while Idia would be stuck looking on and trying to entertain Azul in envy...or he gets ticked off enough that he'd physically drag her over to their board game sesh lol)

Aventurine (Dude would make it all about high stakes and ridiculous betting so fast that somehow actual lives are on the line, it wouldn't even be funny-)

March 7th (She just likes the comfortable enough atmosphere tbh, like after school, I doubt she'd want to do anything strenous and would just rather chill and play games without moving much), Jing Yuan (He's just there to sit still and look pretty- and also play games, that too ^_^!!!)

Film studies - Sunday ( it was also a tie between that or the band club tbh because it would be so funny to see Yuu!Sunday get his first long, forgotten rite of passage into getting exposed to alt or rock/metal music and be coverted to the punk side, like- he is so overdue on that whole rebel teen phase)

Gargoyle research club - Acheron ( no surprises there tbh lol)

Horse-riding club - Argenti, Gepard (LET THEM RIDE THE HORSES AT DAWN‼‼)

Magical shift club - Sampo Koski, Boothill (They'd both make ridiculous- borderline life threatening poses, tricks and moves on their brooms just to be flashy and also because they can since they'd have actual experience in them like idk if Vargas would be impressed or just outright kick them out of the club entirely)

Mountain lovers club - Jiaoqiu (Bro needs to go to the mountains for the enrichment and getting the alternative ingredients for his exotic ahh dishes!!), Firefly (She just wants an excuse to explore out of college grounds tbh)

Science club - Dr Ratio, The Herta, Dan Heng (NERDSSS‼)

Track and field club - Feixiao (basic, I know...but she would sweep off everyone's feet in that club so fast like immediately becoming the club's golden girl and winning every match like we're easily getting into internationals in this one frfr!!!)

Feel free to let me know of what your thoughts are on this little idea ^_^

[piosplayhouse]

I think one of the worst sins a wangxian fic can commit is when they put wwx and wen qing in a loveless sad marriage just for cheating drama because you know if they stayed in a loveless marriage they'd probably just be doing it for platonic marriage tax benefits, which wwx would be THRILLED to do. It's like his enrichment toy to go through all their bills and tax forms and rent and find any inconsistencies he can call an agent to fuck with about until they come away with charges taken off. And of course this takes a huge burden off of wen qing, who's the main breadwinner keeping wwx's part time ac-cunt-ant part time semi legal freelance electrical engineer / witchery enterprise running. And of course when wwx meets lwj he can have the big dramatic I'M MARRIED! pearl moment when he sweeps him off his feet and lwj is like . "What. Don't cheat on your wife, that's extremely selfish wei ying. Think about her feelings". And wwx is like "nooo we have like a mutually beneficial relationship. Like she's the alligator and I'm the bird that picks dirt out of her teeth . Or she's the shark and I'm the remora . You know. But we could be different. Like 2 lions having too many incidents of gay sex to cite on the incidents of homosexuality in animals wiki article."

And then they kiss