#i think thats everyone?

[lvnesart]

Sketch Requests 2/?

[astroreoreoreoreoreoreoreo]

FOR REFERENCE: 

@ stabberryy → Fugo

@ staborangee → Narancia

@ supermegaluckyniceguy → Mista

@ b.bucciarati → Bucciarati 

@ abbacchio1 → Abbacchio

@ giolikesbugs → Giorno

@ unaduetrishquattro → Trish

TEAM GC 

supermegaluckyniceguy: what if instead of fortnite it was called frotnite and we all started frotting

stabberryy: What?

giolikesbugs: ????

Reminder that this is a work group chat, strictly for work purposes.

:b.bucciarati

staborangee: Idk I kinda wanna group frot

unaduetrishquattro:  i can't believe i'm the first to ask.

unaduetrishquattro: what is frotting

stabberryy: Just looked it up. I'm going to give Nara the benefit of the doubt and assume he didn't know what it meant (or that it was a real word)

stabberryy: Mista stop being gross

unaduetrishquattro: BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN

staborangee: I mean Trish can't participate anyway

unaduetrishquattro:  what? why

stabberryy: You don't wanna know.

giolikesbugs: I do :(

stabberryy: I promise you don't…

staborangee: LOL I know what it means and you guys don't :P 

stabberryy: so you're a weirdo too. Congrats 

staborangee:

stabberryy: Bruno can you do something about this

Mista don't make sex jokes :b.bucciarati

giolikesbugs: so this is about sex, somehow. Ok

staborangee: aren't you supposed to know everything, Fugo? How come you don't know what frotting is

stabberryy: One- I'm not an adult

stabberryy: Two- My parents never gave me the Talk

stabberryy: Three-  I'M NOT FUCKING GAY

supermegaluckyniceguy: bro threw in a fun fact

giolikesbugs: ok so it's gay .

staborangee: I'm not gay either you're just stupid LOL

stabberryy: kys

staborangee: you first :P

unaduetrishquattro: oh my god nvm I don't wanna know

unaduetrishquattro: also Fugo your parents didn't give you the Talk?

stabberryy: No. My parents didn't fucking “talk” to me

giolikesbugs: I think I know what it is. Fugo I will get answers out of you

unaduetrishquattro: wait come tell me once you've got them

stabberryy: I'M NOT TELLING YOU YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

giolikesbugs: you won't need to “tell” me. I will know by your face :)

giolikesbugs: also Trish I thought you didn't want to know?

unaduetrishquattro: I changed my mind. I don't want to not know

stabberryy: Why. Why do you want to know

stabberryy: Do you have some bizarre desire to be as disgusted with Mista as I am right now.

unaduetrishquattro: I'm always disgusted with Mista

supermegaluckyniceguy: what the fuck guys :(

stabberryy: I DON’T WANNA FUCKING HEAR IT

giolikesbugs: oh dear

stabberryy: YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT WOULD’VE BEEN TO KEEP YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH SHUT???

stabberryy: BUT NOOOOOO 

stabberryy: HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID 

supermegaluckyniceguy: it is not that deep my guy

stabberryy: I’M SICK OF YOUR SHIT

stabberryy: YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FROTTING

staborangee: Bruno help

No. He's right :b.bucciarati

abbacchio1: Fugo. shut the fuck up

  Abbacchio. :b.bucciarati

abbacchio1: your kids are blowing up my phone. I'm trying to actually work here

You're right, sorry. Fugo stop blowing up Abbacchio’s phone

:b.bucciarati

stabberryy: WHY ONLY ME

staborangee:

supermegaluckyniceguy:

@ stabberryy has left.  

giolikesbugs: I'm going to go calm him down. And ask him if I'm right about frotting

unaduetrishquattro: you probably shouldn't 

giolikesbugs: but I want to know?

unaduetrishquattro:  yes and we want you to survive 

giolikesbugs: I think I can beat Fugo in a fight

staborangee: no the fuck you cant 

supermegaluckyniceguy: what he said

giolikesbugs: No 

@ giolikesbugs has left.

supermegaluckyniceguy: bro just said “no” and left. that's crazy

unaduetrishquattro: rip giogio it was nice knowing him :(

staborangee: if he dies i'm taking his room 

supermegaluckyniceguy: wtf no i want his room

staborangee: ahh too late. go fuck yourself 🤣

abbacchio1: please shut the fuck up. everyone

unaduetrishquattro: just turn your phone off 🙄

abbacchio1:  no. I need it to communicate

abbacchio1: aren't you all in the same goddamn house right now?? just go talk to each other 

abbacchio1:  pretend it's 1856 or whatever it is

supermegaluckyniceguy: m'lord is ailed with only the most disastrous of ailments- ligma 

abbacchio1: I'll kill you in your sleep. when you wake up on the roof in the middle of the night you'll know who put you up there

unaduetrishquattro: oh my god???

supermegaluckyniceguy: fine I’ll stop talking damn 

abbacchio1: that's better 

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Meanwhile:

Fugo (currently being restrained by a bunch of vines): you can't get me to tell you >:(

Gio: I don't like repeating myself. 

Fugo: From my face, you said? You'll know from my face? Hah!

Gio: Yes. you usually make a face when you're talking about something that embarrasses or disgusts you. this does both of those things

Fugo: Fine. Then I won't let you see my face!

He covers his face with his hands.

Gio: …

Gio turns his shirt into butterflies. On instinct, Fugo drops his hands to cover his chest.

Fugo: GIVE ME MY SHIRT BACK WHAT THE FUCK

Gio: In a moment. First- 

Gio:

Fugo’s face gets really red. He looks disgusted and embarrassed. 

Gio: ok cool i'm right. thank you for your help

The shirt is restored. Fugo is still very unhappy.

Fugo: whatever. leave me alone

Gio: ok :)

Gio leaves to go talk to Trish.

Trish: did you fucking stand battle him???

Gio: yeah kind of. anyway I got the answer

He tells her.

Trish: oh my god that's disgusting I wish I never knew

Gio: yeah Fugo was right I feel rather violated

Gio: I'm gonna go apologize to him

Trish: can I come with you

Trish: I don't wanna be with Narancia and Mista they're being too gross for me

Gio: Sure ok

They go apologize to Fugo. He’s still annoyed but he recovers fairly quickly and they go play Uno or something. Yay the end. 

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I can’t believe I wrote this much because of a stupid tweet on the internet. I can’t even find the tweet now. This is ridiculous…………………………………………………………

[nonbinary-ohio]

What are your opinions on the silly little people in your life

um. like all of them??

uh. stella's my girlfriend. it was kinda a beauty and the beast situation where we lived with each other unintentionally but then we both kinda changed as people and now we live together intentionally.

meg is like a comfort plushie. shes just so. weird in a good way like funny. like she walks into the room with a new bad joke and suddenly im alright with my british neighbours for at least an hour. i hope she knows if she ever has any problems i have ears to listen and fists to punch with

arachne and i are on a similar wavelength shes like. the only one who laughs when i joke about my mom. we're prank kings (queens?) together shes never shot off an idea for a prank that wasn't top tier. i would let her redesign my wardrobe even if i wouldnt wear it everyday. she did help me with my outfit for the band, though, and it slaps so

cal is a creature. i want to put him in a box and study him and then when im done studying him i'd take him out of the box and like. take him to get pizza or something. he kinda reminds me of me but a few years younger if i wasn't full of unbridled rage

rodney reminds me of macsen. i dont know why. i cant even place it. he just does. i think its the vibe? he's smart though. we don't talk a lot but the times we've talked in passing have been... interesting. i think he and i could be a good supervillain duo. like i'd be the brawn and just punch and be like "heheheh" but evilly and he could be the brains and ask me if i stole the supplies for his new evilinator 3000 yet.

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[oars]

[inkskinned]

what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?

i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?

a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?

in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.

girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.

there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.

for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.

something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.

is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.

most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."

a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[hyadesfm]

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[dirtcube]

Minecraft Wiki is independent again!!

Yahoo!!! No more FANDOM wiki!!! Find the new minecraft wiki at minecraft.wiki!!

I thought it would be good to make a little PSA post with summarised information on why they moved from FANDOM!

Why did they move?

FANDOM is notoriously a bad wiki for both readers and editors alike. This is due to the insane amount of ads, the site layout, the lag, the fact that FANDOM can just take your wiki from you, etc has made the minecraft wiki decide to move

Because of the lack of agency the minecraft wiki has over its own wiki, they had a long discussion and vote with the community on what wiki platform to move towards. You can view both discussions here and here

By moving to a more independent wiki, they can provide a much better and friendlier service.

What's improved with the new wiki?

New site look, lacking the ugly FANDOM yellow sidebar and removing all other unnecessary bloat! This also includes a dark mode option and other custom settings.

Faster load times! I have incredibly good internet, and even I notice the STARK difference between the load times of FANDOM and the official wiki!

Less ads! At the moment they have no ads, but they do intend to have at least one. The placement of which will be discussed with the community to ensure minimal disruption to the user.

Better search functionality! FANDOM's search is notoriously bad at giving you the answers you need. Now they can have a more robust search function that more accurately brings users to what they are looking for.

No age popups- Unlike FANDOM this wiki does not need to know if you're a child or adult.

Anonymous editing has returned! Users can now once again anonymously contribute to the site!

HOWEVER. THE MINECRAFT WIKI NEEDS YOUR HELP!

FANDOM refuses to close old wiki's that have moved away, and so they will continue to show up in search domains. The old domains such as minecraft.gamepedia.com and minecraftwiki.net are also permanently attached to the FANDOM wiki.

In order to help the new wiki be successful, you can help out in the following way:

Spread the word!

Don't interact with FANDOM links. The less people interact with FANDOM, the more google knows that people are looking for the official wiki and not the FANDOM one!

Dont use the old links, again for the same reason as above!

And of course, improve the wiki :D! Since you don't need an account to make edits, see what you can contribute!

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[verflares]

(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"

[ninjasmudge]

your honour he cant help it hes a kitty. he missed them

[musubiki]

balor 🥰

[unholyxvoid]

httyd live action is to httyd fans as eels are to dragons

[ladybeug]

So a while ago I was talking to @anna-scribbles and @marimbles about adrien and gender (as you do), and as a part of that conversation we said... hey do you remember that jenna marbles video where she put rhinestones all over her face?

and then, tangentially... do you remember that one clown makeup vine?

hold on i'm going somewhere with this:

We got to where I was going. but i'm still driving:

[starry-bi-sky]

don't you want to be a cult leader? - danyal al ghul au

this is mostly a joke post but i thought it was funny and had to share so--

his first mistake was, obviously, inheriting his father's inability to see an injustice and stand still. -- actually, danyal's first mistake was his lair being so big. a mountainous island with a large temple in the center resembling his old home in Nanda Parbat? With sprawling foliage and rivers and streams and waterfalls galore? What was he going to do with all that space? Let it go to waste? He had plants there! Native trees of the ghost zone growing from the soil! He couldn't let it all be left unchecked!

So naturally after helping a fellow teenage assassin ghost -- who he later learns is named Akihiko, -- from Walker of all people, he sent them over to hang low at his lair until it was safe enough for them to wander around the Zone. Walker couldn't get through Danyal's astrofield if his life depended on it, and trust him -- he's tried. Danny was clearing out debris from his stupid transport vans for weeks.

Honestly it wasn't so bad, he and Aki really quickly became fast friends and Danny loves having a sparring partner close to his level again -- he hasn't had this much fun fighting since he left the League. Aki was very dedicated and levelheaded, the both of them clicked really well because of it.

Nonono, the real trouble began after Danyal met some long-passed League members and allowed them to come join his island as well. Apparently they had made a few enemies of the zone, and maybe Danyal still felt some loyalty to the League. He couldn't just let them be left to rot. Their zealotry could be overlooked so long as they kept it contained and helped him take care of his island.

And it.. snowballs from there? He meets a teen squire aptly calling himself Ambroise -- whether that was his living name or not is yet to be seen -- who died during feudal france, who is just about as dramatic and passionate as every french stereotype makes them out to be. He calls Danyal "my moon and great muse" -- which is both flattering and little uncomfortable, but Danyal's grown up in the League as the Grandson of the Demon Head, he is used to mild worship. he passes it off as nothing more, nothing less. -- and while his energy is overwhelming on the worst of days, he helps Danny draw out of his shell more in ways that Sam and Tucker still struggle with.

Him and Aki butt heads a lot, but the two seem to hold the other in at least some positive regard, so Danny doesn't worry too much about them fighting while he's gone. It only becomes a mild issue when Aki also begins calling Danny "my moon". It's a little sweet, so Danyal brushes it off.

Then he takes in a troupe of ghosts some time after he defeats Pariah Dark and they begin calling him "great one" just as the yetis do in the far frozen. This is where he meets the twins -- a pair of sibling ghosts who call themselves Trixie and Missy (short for Trick and Mislead) -- who aren't quite as passionate as Ambroise but more energetic than Aki. Eventually they also start calling Danyal "my moon" and attach themselves to his hip, even within the living. They like to hide in his shadow and cause trouble for the rest of the students. He makes sure they don't hurt anyone.

He's pretty sure Aki is jealous, same with Ambroise, but he can't be too certain other than the fact that they become much more lingering (re: clingy) whenever he visits the island.. Something he's trying to do much more often these days due to the increasing amount of people living there now. Since when did he become so popular?

Then there's Pēnelópeia from the Greater Athens, who ran away from home and joined his Island after he ran into her while she was being chased by Skulker -- and he's pretty sure the reason was because of her chimeric appearance. Her strange eyes and mismatched wings and lion's tail and talons. She assimilates into his friend group very easily, she gets along well with Ambroise and Trixie and Danny usually finds the three of them climbing the trees to pluck the most fruit from the top. They can fly and he knows it, but they prefer to climb.

Then finally there's silent poet Akkara who comes from ancient mesopotamia, who gets along most with Aki -- which is no surprise there considering their similar personality dispositions. he watches Aki and Danyal fight each other and leaves comments on this or that that he notices. He writes Danyal poems on clay tablets and leaves them by his room.

They're one big mismatched group of outcasts, and Danny's got the other ghosts on his island to tend to, because they're living on his island and he wants to be hospitable even if he struggles with that. But he spends the most of his time with them.

Sam and Tucker are making fun of him. Tucker jokingly tells him 'careful Danny, at this rate you're gonna start a cult'. Danny really wishes he had taken that joke more seriously.

He just. keeps. collecting people. Wayward souls lost in the zone, looking for shelter or refuge from something or other -- whether that be another hostile ghost, or a past afterlife, or just a purpose. Danyal finds them, he takes them in, offers them a place on his island until they are ready to leave. Many seldom do. He's not complaining -- he has the space, and it feels like it's only ever growing.

His close friends, his "inner circle" as he's heard the others call them, keep insistently calling him "my moon". He starts calling them his stars, because then it only feels fair. They're his stars, this is his constellation. It becomes a thing; little star halos begin forming behind their heads, picking them out from the rest. He loves them so much, it's hard to place. Sam and Tucker are also his stars, but they reside in the living realm, they're his tie to Life. Meanwhile, his friends here know what it's like to be dead, and sometimes its nice to relate.

Those living on his island keep calling him "Great One" and he's beginning to notice zealotry in their care for his island. He really, deeply appreciates it. His close friends gain nicknames -- as his stars, it's only natural for him to pick them out from the cluster in the skies. Akihiko, his Sirius and bright star. Trix and Missy, Castor and Pollux, the twins and troublemakers. Ambroise, his zealous Antares and close friend. Penelopeia, chimeric and loyal Vega. And Akkara, his Arcturus and strength.

It's ridiculous how long it takes for him to notice; he is, of course, a deadly trained assassin. He is meant to be observant -- and normally he is! But somehow this becomes a blind spot. One that becomes too big to be dealt with by the time he realizes it.

He should've noticed when Aki, his Sirius, stood beside him one day while Danyal looked over his island and saw the sprawling spirits carrying on about their afterlife and bowing to him as they saw him, and said: "I looked down into the depths when I met you; I couldn't measure it." They aren't one for flowing prose, it took him so off guard he was silent for over a minute before he finally spoke.

Danyal should've recognized devotion for what it is, and yet he didn't. He should've recognized it when Antares began spouting praises about him, crowing about his radiance and resplendence to the heavens. He just brushed it off as Ambroise being Ambroise. He should've recognized it when Trix and Missy nearly broke Dash's leg after he knocked Danyal's books out of his hands, he excused it as them being protective. Of them coming from times where such violence may have been customary -- after all, that's what he used to be like. What he was still like, sometimes, when his emotions nearly got the better of him.

He should've noticed it when the people living on his island followed his word like gospel, looked at him like he hung the stars in the sky. When his friends gifted him a shawl with the moon phases delicately embroidered into it, with silver, shimmering thread and moving stars lovingly stitched into it. Their constellations seen clear as day in the dark fabric. When he found small shrines dedicated to him -- but they lacked any image of him beyond stones carved to look like moons, so he ignored it. When the religious imagery began popping up.

He really, really should've noticed it when a bunch of cultists accidentally summoned Antares, and Antares had turned to him when he arrived and called them heretics. But he was so centered on the fact that they had kidnapped one of his stars, that he hadn't paid much attention to what Ambroise had said.

Sages say that faith is blind, they should also say faith in you is even blinder.

It really only hits him one afternoon while he's sitting in Sam's room studying with Tucker, Missy and Trixie lounging at his feet, Aki sat on his right, Penelopeia braiding his hair, Ambroise draped against him, and Akkara lurking over him. Its one of the rare few times they're all in one room together.

It hits him like a bolt of lightning. He looks up from his textbook. "Oh Ancients," he says in no amounting shock. Everyone looks up to him.

"I've become my grandfather."