#i think she did

[critter-of-habit]

So I met Jessica Madsen (Bridgerton's Cressida Cowper) on the weekend and she is now one of my favourite people 🥹

Got her autograph, sat in on her panel, and thanks to encouragement from a new friend I also went along to a special lil event and got to chat with Jess over dinner for 2 hours 🫠 It was her, Sam Phillips (who plays Lord Debling and is also a joy of a human) me and 7 other lovely folk.

They were both really relaxed and chatted openly about the show - both love the change to Michaela and that there will be more queer rep. They asked which order of Bridgerton siblings we thought the show would be going with and seemed really amused at our guesses (I dont know if they even know what the order is themselves, they were playing very coy about it 😅).

A highlight of the night tho was early on I mentioned that I had to drive 2 hours to get home afterwards, and didn't think she even heard me. But then when she was leaving she touched my shoulder and told me "drive safe!" And I just 🫠 - so sweet she remembered 😭

Anyway, I am now forever a Cressida defender, my girl can do no wrong and deserves the world

[eidolons-stuff]

Enid: "oh and Wednesday"

Wednesday: "Yes?"

Enid: "I'd love to see you some more" *winks*

[dfwbwfbbwfbwf]

Note: forgiving doesn't mean they're best buds. Doesn't mean she even likes them.

[sunday-arch]

what if i told you that iselda cut off her own arm?

[rohirric-hunter]

Holy shit Leofa what is your critical rating

[omarfor-orchestra]

Why is texting so hard can you just answer me so I don't go crazy over every single thing I could have done wrong

[sheshells-jrwi]

guys yuo think flippa wrote stupid (affectionate) little emo songs to express her frustration

[moonmoonthecrabking]

gracie absolutely had a narnia obsession growing up. and even as a good kid, i know she stayed up late reading fantasy under the covers some nights

[celestialulu]

Guys do you think jeongyeon saw me 😍

[inspector-montoya-fox]

Is it me or did she kinda… serve ?

[airyairyaucontraire]

I'm watching Life in Colour with David Attenborough and there's this woman Dr Lisa Taylor who's studying the courtship behaviour of those cute little peacock jumping spiders, and she wants to figure out how much the colours on a boy spider affect how attractive he is to girl spiders. She's got this species of spider where all the boys have red faces, and some are brighter than others, so to test whether a bright red face is what they go for, she holds a boy spider under a microscope (he's sitting on the plastic head of a pin and she's holding him in place with what looks like the tip of a bamboo skewer - not skewering him just using it to press against his body enough to keep him still) and gently paints his face with liquid eyeliner (which she chose because it's safe for his skin and doesn't affect his behaviour)

and after that the girl spiders ignore him!

I guess they don't like goths which is pretty funny for SPIDERS

[everythingbutresolved]

When Helen Fielding said

"Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturised, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised. The whole performance is so highly tuned you only need to neglect it for a few days for the whole thing to go to seed."

I wondered if she wanted to insert a plowing pun but her editor cut it out ~ I mean, her surname is FIELDing

[wildbasil]

things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

[notar1ana]

I fear I might have a crush on my 7th grade girlfriend again… this isn’t good chat 🙁🙁

[criminalcinnamon]

The girl that has a selfship

Didn't she draw porn

[hinamie]

10 years later