#i think it's funnier my way tho

[daemonskitty]

Biggest misheard lyrics was when I thought Taylor was calling Matthew poor in Suburban Legends😭😭😭😭

[oatflatwhite]

band of brothers lines that make my brain go brrr*

*an inexhaustive list

[thatwavephenomenon]

It's so funny to see people talking about Lucanis and Davrin's banters and how they don't like each other because somehow in my game whenever I'm at the Lighthouse those two are often hanging out. Just trading barbs while watching over Assan, or over coffee in the kitchen. I'm convinced that Davrin said his "So you're an abomination huh. Well I'm watching you." line one day and Lucanis, who was functioning on two hours of sleep and with bags under his eyes, just went "Right. Let's do this over dinner then" not to sound flirty or anything, but because he was already in the kitchen preparing food. And thus the intricate rituals began: "Just so you know, I'm watching you, and the most effective way to do this is to spend time with you I guess - Alright. Just so you know, I'm into you too. I know your secrets as well." HILARIOUS. One of the best duo in Veilguard if you ask me.

[aeb-art]

even in a story with reader insert, i'm still putting myself in there separately ahahaha so here's another lil thing with some of @venomous-qwille's characters

and then the moment they leave the room:

[1000dactyls]

Are you a big fan of the headcannon that snotlout and Hiccup are cousins? I know they are in books, but in the show, it isn't specified its sort of implied, but then it's not that they're confused about it, I think, but yeah want to hear your thoughts!!

i think snotlout and hiccup being cousins lends their dynamic a really fun dimension that only helps their relationship — so yes, I’m a hugeeee fan of this headcanon. In part, I think their antagonism toward each other truly reads as a familial dynamic, but i also think it’s interesting to think how their relationship shifts over time from rivals toward a much healthier relationship. pre-httyd1, it’s pretty clear that snotlout is prioritized as the ideal viking and hiccup is viewed with disdain, but as rob-rtte shows, over time it’s *hiccup* who gets prioritized, whether that’s by their agemates to the village to even by the narrative. it’s interesting to think how snotlout as the ideal, bulkier cousin who was/is presumably in line to inherit the chiefdom of berk has to reconcile those years with the peacetime berk has now, beginning with his cousin who is the opposite of him in every which way.

also their freckles are like….really fun and them being cousins means i get to write a scene in my fic where snotlout goes “damn lil cuz i really fucked you up huh” and then he and hiccup knock it back because they’re stupid teenagers who stole mead from the great hall in order to hash out a long-overdue conversation

[cestacruz]

Now, do we believe his name is William or just Bill

Oh billy...

My human Bill's name should be Guillermo by virtue of being paraguayan(??? But i feel sick and lightheaded thinking about that... ...is there a "guarani equivalent" of guillermo...

Guille... he should die

Bill Clave my beloved.

[r7leee]

i hate it when bitches are like, "stop saying doctor strange knew you shifted. nobody can know unless you tell them."

you are aware that dude knew almost immediately when a random old man from another realm set foot there, right? maybe it was because loki dropped him off or something, but he didn't even watch it happen. he just knew it. he’s notice as soon as you and your dr self's consciousnesses switched.

[23sanguinity]

“We all see the way you look at her”

Reiner he’s like at most, looking vaguely in her direction. YOU on the other hand look like you want to kill him for…. Looking at a girl?

[mwagneto]

ppl forgave and forgot everything neil gaiman has said soooo quickly even tho it's objectively funnier to accept that he's just straight up fucking lying and gaslighting ppl into thinking he's never said things we literally have screenshots of him saying. like i was there neil i've been here this whole time i remember what you said. if you're this worried about what people think your opinions are then maybe stop putting them into screenshottable-rebloggable tumblr answers to asks from random gay people. like log off my love

[so0ppa]

ok smh rude i was in the midst of eating a hot dog 💔 😔 /lh

[crimeronan]

amity, to princess luz: you are so nice all the time, i don't get it. like just by yourself you're a stress-inducing enigma but also it is genuinely fucking incomprehensible that your captain of the guard is This Guy. the actual literal devil. the worst person alive. WHY. when did you decide to put up with this. where did you even Get him

luz: ....inheritance :-(((((

hunter: okay. will you STOP PHRASING IT LIKE THAT-

[roscoehamiltons]

2024 tier list ✌

[valiant-portabella-pirkko]

every now and then I go through my WIPs deciding what I want to work on and stumble across this snippet again, killing me instantly

“Ceara, I just want to ask you about something, and I’d really appreciate it if you could be straight with me for a change.” “Darling,” Ceara replied with a smug, mischievous wink, “You know I’m not straight.” “Ceara.” One breath in, one breath out. Pirkko resisted the urge to kick her under the table. It took much more willpower than she’d like to admit. “Come now,” chuckled the elder sylvari with a flourish, “You walked right into that one~! But, fine.” She settled onto the table, crossing both arms under her chin leisurely. She wasn’t actually at ease, but anyone who didn’t know Ceara well enough may well have fallen for it. “Go on, then. Out with it. What do you want to ask?”

anyway consider that your confirmation that the Scarlet/Ceara of Regrowth and Flourish AU is literally anything other than straight

[itissadbutitsmy-life]

love when its like ough cant draw anyhting (someone talks to u about the thing you like) oh (draws thirty really nice comics in a row)

[sunsrefuge]

its just like (laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling, gesturing vaguely) you know ???

[oddogoblino]

I find it so funny how at first, my mama thought my sister was autistic due to how different she acted growing up compared to me and my brother. Now, upon really thinking things over, she's considering she may have just had two neurodivergent kids that made her neurotypical child seem strange by default.

She was legit worried and trying to find out what she could to make her life easier. Aaand then realized one day when we went out to a loud fleamarket that I, her firstborn, might have just skewed her perception of what typical behavior was. After all her weeks of research, she noticed & told me a behavior of mine was a symptom of autism and suddenly her concern for my sister disappeared since.

In hindsight, it should've been obvious. My sister reached her development goals perfectly on time meanwhile me and my baby brother were late to the same thing.