#ill vibe either way

[sabotourist]

People seem so jazzed about the possibility of Grimmons being canon but idk. I can't really hope for it. In my ideal world, Grif and Simmons would buttfumble their way into a legal marriage, a beach house, and a child sooner than they would confess to each other. They sleep in the same bed but fuck no they aren't a couple. Ew. They discuss the possibility of taking walks on the beach, decide that shit sucks, and opt to bitch about movies all close on the couch. No they aren't ACTUALLY married, dumbass. Just legally, for tax purposes.

[ihavesomejays]

text transcription:

Many springs ago, I perceived a sea of flowers upon a lake. I thought to myself that those fleeting colors held indescribable beauty.

The next time I perceived those colors was many years later, when the medic’s tent had blinded me to all but red. The radiance of that shining star was lost on my eyes.

Now, my eyes no longer perceive the subtleties in the colors around me.

But I am content.

For I can now see the most brilliant colors in my universe.

anyways yeah why did they fucking do that to jiaoqiu bro

the planning for this experimentalish comic is under keep reading

[cruxcapn]

KAY/O overhearing Raze say her "Killjoy, you and me until the end" voiceline and he immediately recalls the Raze from his previous timeline saying the exact same thing as she succumbs to her injuries in battle, using the last of her strength to crawl across the battlefield towards an unmoving Killjoy, a weak and bloodied hand reaching towards one that had gotten so still and cold.

A shattered pair of glasses and a cap smeared in paint and blood amongst the rubble.

Both unfortunate casualties from the Radiant War, bright and brilliant minds snuffed too soon.

And it's bittersweet, how similar the Raze and Killjoy are in this timeline from his own.

He only hopes they have a better ending this time around.

[pochapal]

some of you haven't experienced true hell until you end up drowning in Horrors and your only lifeline is an individual who completely sucks and only views you as a feelgood accessory to augment their own life and you can't seek anything better for yourself because there is a rot inside your body that you cannot fix and scares literally every other human being away no matter what you do so it's either settle for being shoved into someone else's myopic fantasy mold or let every minute of your life be ruled by unfathomable loneliness and terror. as you do.

[buzzybee3]

I was just given the most beautiful of ideas

Now let’s just hope I can follow through….

[grimalkinmessor]

Ritshou DN AU with Ritsu as Light and Shou as Ryuk but also background ritmob to which ritshou can sing Mortals and Fools thank you

[birchtreecat]

>rumi and ada but instead of pharmacity au they meet through college and rumi’s closing up her minimum wage job and ada’s all “oh!!! she’s cute!!” and and and

What careers would you think they chose?

CRACKS MY KNUCKLES WHTH THE DISCLAIMER OF THESE ARE NOT MY OCS!!! Rumi is @carro179 and Ada is @the-outlet-kohane-pharmacy

took me a second to sit on this. had to think. but with Ada’s energy I wanna say she’d make a SUPER good teacher. esp for younger kids I feel like kinder through like maybe second grade would all ADORE this girl if she subbed/taught their class

As for Rumi, I feel like she’d be somewhere behind the scenes in medicine- maybe in the research fields, or doing labs? Either way I feel she’d want to help others by improving on knowledge that’s already there :3

they’re both struggling through college hell rumi js also so happens to work on school campus for the free food lmao

[optimistictalia]

haven’t been able to stop thinking about my og oc x canon it couple 🤭💕

I would say happy tua finale but I’m under the impression that we are not celebrating sooo happy tua DEATH to all who celebrate (me!!!)

additional comic I drew up back in 2021 when I first conceptualized missus Tasha, of her trying to communicate with ghost Ben. that’s always been one of my fav tropes of tua fan fictions, when the author finds ways for either the siblings or the reader to talk to Ben, and it’s always old ghost tropes like FLOATING BOOKS OOOO or OUIJA BOARDDDD. I just did pen and paper LMAO like he picks up the pencil and writes out his responses to her questions.

maybe more Natasha content soon?? I missed her yall… and this show I GUESS 🙄 LOL

I will now ramble under read more about all of my tua takes and grievances :3

as sad as I am to see the show end up the way it did, I saw this all coming back in season 3 and that was half the reason I stopped watching all together. From the assault plot (which enrages me no matter what show or writing does that shit), to them making Lila basically the carbon copy of her shitty ass mom, with her kidnapping a kid the same way she was; it was just awful and I couldn’t bring myself to watch it.

I always felt so weird that I couldn’t stomach any of the new writing the way everyone else could, but seeing everyone finally realize that it wasn’t just a “choice” but what it is, TERRIBLE WRITING, highkey healed a part of me and my feelings towards that show.

SORRY IF THIS IS WEIRD AND PERSONAL but it felt wrong of me to just post this and not say something, esp with how much this show has been apart of my work and this blog. Like it means something to me and it would be disingenuous to pretend it doesn’t!

kisses and hugs 💕 I hope you’re okay.

[todayisafridaynight]

dont touch me im thinking of arakawa and sawashiro co-parenting again

[apolohgy]

hello beautifuls, i got a job offer last week in [redacted] and i’m so grateful and excited to be… making money again! and to finally have my own place and fix it up to my taste and get 2 cats 🥹 there’s a job in [redacted] w the same exact salary range and i’m really hoping i get it bc it’s a much more desirable hot girl walkable city. my final interview for that job is next wednesday send hot girl city job offer vibes my way pls

[bitchfitch]

there is not a both option because the Vibes I'm going for require Massively mismatched levels of nut-jobbery. The other one is getting hit with a wrench until something interesting happens so neither of them are ''''''safe''''' in this situation.

[moonfurthetemmie]

you will never believe what happened again

this is the second funkiest swap au i've made. the first funkiest remains hidden in dms and they haven't even gotten their names yet, but their secrecy is probably for the best right now since the current name is fucking beechswapswap and i can't take it seriously like that

anyway have some heroforge and names of the newest one while i figure out what the fuck is going on with some of them. I have major details, but minor ones are still being worked out.

i also need a better au name but that's not quite so important

Rayonnant (Jet) (name source)

rayonnant is about to sock someone. it may or may not be OG obsidian. it's far more likely that it's not, but it took me less than a day to decided they'd starting fighting 2 minutes after meeting and put each other in a body cast and learn absolutely nothing from that. so it's totally og obsidian.

he's rather violent. I was going to say 'violent for a Jet alt' but no he's just Violent. up there with obsidian himself. which is part of why i think they're going to try to kill each other the first time they meet.

he will let. one (1) person call him 'Ray'. and that person is shrike. and only when they're alone. Baroque was probably allowed at one point, but either has had that privileged revoked or is just too afraid to say it at all now since Rayonnant gets reeaally mad about anyone hearing that nickname

Baroque (Dark) (that also came from architecture, though 'Baroque' is a descriptor/name for several other things)

someone had to help me with the color for baroque's jacket. and it took me an age just to figure out what kind of a pose I wanted him to have. but here he is. he's got more anxiety than dark but is better at hiding it. slightly. just slightly.

His soul is in the same half-n-half positivity/corruption state that og Jade's is in. so he's still blonde, but has the greyblue/pale yellow eyes that og Dark, a full corrupt, has.

the blonde is reminding me of…something. i can envision it in my head but i have no idea what it's called or how to describe it.

Shrike (Obsidian)

Shrike's pose also killed me. I didn't want him to try to rest his elbow on the goddam SPIKES on his GLOVES so i turned that hand over. i swapped the arm positions, thinking it'd make more visual sense that way, and was still unhappy with it but absolutely did not want to try again so he's staying like that. we suffer together.

please also observe the full scars and the tattoo + Magic Marking Bullshit that the coat hid. probably the only time any version of Obsidian what would have a bird tattoo. *technically*, its a swallow. as far as I'm concerned though it's a shrike.

'why is he shirtless' you'll never guess. you'll never ever guess why. the obsidian alt being shirtless shall be a mystery for the ages. (joking)

coughs also there was another obsidian alt that i, at one point, genderbent and thought it would be in-character for her to just have an open jacket and a bra. then remembered that her original male counterpart is completely covered up, and that just felt so ungirlboss of me. so. um. just in case. y'know. for. for science reasons. tbh tho i kinda think a genderbent shrike would wear a shirt. no idea why (genuine)

…oh my god wait his entire vibe reminds me of Lear (theater kid au) (not the actual Shakespeare character). god dammit (laughing)

Lark (Jade)

dont ask me what lark's pose is. all four of them were fighting me on poses. he's just concerned okay. for Baroque.

prebby stars. so prebby. the star + galaxy decals they added (ssomewhat) recently are so cool..........

he's a full corrupt, too, like OG Dark

Hoatzin (Quartz) (name source)

hoatzin was slapped together in like 15 minutes because i needed to go to bed but kept saying 'okay let me just do this one part' and then suddenly i had a whole entire Woman.

also she hasn't taken those braids out in months, at best, and if and when she ever does that bit of hair is gonna be sooooooooo wavy

she is also have THE worst time out of everyone on the team. sorry hoatzin.

Starling (Zuli)

Starling has wrist-mounted blades for melee, a spear for when he wants a little bit of distance but is still in melee range, and a gun.

The closest to Hoatzin, but that's not really saying much. considering he just happens to stay furthest away from her biggest problem whenever he can, and she can't feel emotions at all so she doesn't really care about him all that much.

maybe it'll change tho. who knows.

Cassowary/'Cass' (Mercury)

cass needs some help but tbf so does everyone else. he's just. gonna have a harder time getting out of there than the rest of the team. not that he realizes it.

Took me an age and a day to figure out what he and Thrush's backstories were, but I have it now. The brass knuckles helped. also a science sans alt got his hands on those AND a semi-automatic pistol? it's so funny to me. sci with a gun AND brass fucking knuckles to crack bone. And he's a hell of a lot stronger than he looks. At least in his fighting gear; if he's wearing a T-shirt you become notably less surprised by his strength.

just be glad it wasn't the foot-long handheld claw things.

His glasses are technically goggles. He doesn't trust normal glasses not to fall off while he's fighting. i don't really do a lot of hand to hand combat (or any combat at all outside of video games), but i wouldn't trust my glasses either.

FASCINATING scar also. wonder where that came from. totally not the guy manipulating him ahahaha that'd be crazy

not that anyone will be able to tell, but i just did a Save As of Francisco and all i did to adjust the body was add more muscle. this is useless information but you have it anyway

Thrush (Jasper)

he's doing his best. unlike the khakis. that's the adjusted version of the color they called khaki. we don't get nice things with the colors sometimes.

he's fucking strong. he looks strong but do you have any idea how heavy an axe that size is???? he could chuck you across the room. he should use all those muscles to hug and smooch me. Huh who said that

He used to be very friendly, but. you don't really feel like being friendly when your boss is an evil overlord blackmailing you, so you have to go terrorize people when he says to. with his face all over the fucking news now, though, he uh. he doesn't really. want to try to talk to people. because he doesn't want to start trouble. but i mean other than that he's super sweet! (said with an unconvincing smile)

he's good friends with Cass in particular, though he and Starling get along pretty well too. Most of the time. Starling's...surprisingly yappy.

Loon (Zircon)

that is the least awkward pose I could get him. he's got a second shoe i just wanted to shoe robot leg.

Left (viewer's right) leg amputated above the knee. Left eye no longer functional due to injury, and was getting really nasty and infected so they had to take it out entirely. Several minor injuries. Pretty nasty magic blast to right leg. Really, really nasty magic blast right to the chest from two whole directions. TLDR he's goddamn lucky he's alive.

The worst of them (chest + left leg, but mostly chest) cause him pain pretty regularly, and will do so...pretty much the rest of his life. The chest one is really easy to aggravate. He was deemed too disabled by his superiors and is now a retired veteran house husband.

Astrapia (Koroit) (name source)

theoretically, she has a tattoo of a caduceus on her left arm. heroforge doesn't have that tho.

girl gets, understandably, irritated when she tells the others to rest (or take your goddamn meds or just. stretch. so you don't pull your muscles like that again. cass.) and no one listens. she goes "do you think i'm here to hang out???? I was brought here to be the doctor and none of you are even listening to me. sit the fuck down." and they all go ",,,sorry astrapia" and they straighten up. which is good because she was about to prescribe them electroshock therapy (she'd have threatened it, but not actually do it)

also bonus astrapia in a suit because i'm gay and women is suits are one of my favorite things ever

in unrelated news (eh. it's tangential) i, a person with boobs, forgot that when they who have titties want to cross their arms, they either have to put them ON TOP OF or UNDERNEATH said titties. one of which isn't possible in heroforge. i'll let you guess which. anyway this made me realize i've only actually done the arm crossing thing on flat- or mostly flat-chested characters? which feels weird

Eostrix (Paraiba) (name source)

guess who paraiba swapped with

Since she comes from a fantasy-type AU I wanted that to be reflected in both outfits; at least a little bit? And here we are. prisoners do not get shoe rights apparently. at least Eostrix is having a better time than Zuli was. still needs to get the FUCK out

Petrel (Silver)

i need an excuse for how and why still, but those are vials of positivity. and Petrel is, reasonably, quite terrified of Rayonnant finding them. They don't know if he knows about the vials, but they'd like to keep him ignorant if they can.

Still; on the off chance that he does know about them, she's doing her best to stay hidden. Never hurts. Especially when you were friends with someone who was last seen with Rayonnant, and he and your girlfriend mutual friend mysteriously vanished afterwards.

[a-queer-query]

I cannot wait for maintenance to end. Jing Yuan time fr

[tshifty]

this is going to be a hot take but the worst managers ive had have all been millennials. like don't get me wrong, gen x and boomer managers can also be wild. but the most notably terrible managers? millennials. lmao

[tombware]

very unserious poll okay but what nationality is astarion

[rosykims]

tga tomorrow 🧍‍♀️ heres how dragon age girlies can still win