#i think it’s a sign

[lord-of-bad-art]

i just found this photo in my camera roll is this a sign to reread lord of the flies

[alexah03]

Zaros being todays wordle is so funny to me 😭

[bigcheesefan]

My girlfriend bought me some books for my birthday, and instead of getting the second volume to Durarara, Amazon sent me this…

Also isn’t my cake just so beautiful, I think it really captures Shizuo’s figure… what a man.

[eff-exor]

when she knows i’ve had a weird day, and she gets on all fours, presenting her pretty holes to me. ever so sweetly telling me “it’s okay, let me help, you can fuck me if you want to,” so of course, starting in doggy, i thrust into her and watch how well she fucks herself back on me. it’s not long before my mind is filled with nothing but the sounds escaping the both of us, and the sound of her ass hitting against my hips. i find my hands gripping at her, beginning to lose myself completely. “it’s okay” her voice replays in my head. she knows how i get when i’m like this. i try to keep myself in control, sane enough to know when to stop. but on days like this, watching her cunt stretch around me, how could i?? she is perfect. my hands run over her back, pushing her shoulders down, face buried into the pillow. her soft moans now muffled, but somehow louder than before. she tries to keep up with my pace but it’s hard when i’m gripping onto the scruff of her neck so tight and rutting into her deeper and harder, as if it’s the last thing i’m ever going to do. her body collapses under me and i lean back slightly, watching her now limp body bounce with each movement, her fucked out gasps and whining are the only sign that she’s still conscious. the love i feel for her suddenly takes over my body, my thrusts become slow but deep, my hands no longer groping, but running over every bit of skin they can. telling her how good she is for me, how much i appreciate and care for her. leaning forward to place kisses across her shoulders and spine. she is my peace, and she knows exactly how to make me feel better. she is perfect

[friedaaaaaaargh]

Had a dream last night I was lured to a train station, and had to meet Claudia Winkleman because she heard I was a ‘massive fan.’

Why do I keep having dreams about Claudia Winkleman and trains?

[carbonatedpitt]

should I give up any credibility I have left and draw gerard way as a pony?

[thequeenofsarcaasm]

Tried to break my vow and click on a TS song. Spotify crashed immediately

[cake-is-awake]

JOYOUS DAY JOYOUS DAY

[luetta]

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[neuroticblue]

Where are my Asuhika shippers at???

[morguezsz]

idk man. i just think itd be really cool if sign language classes were mandatory throughout primary school. yeah because it would make communication with deaf kids and autistic/nonverbal kids much easier. and those kids would be accessible to the others so they could make friends and have healthy relationships. yeah. and kids would eat that shit up man. like their own little secret language? they love that.

[lazylittledragon]

some domestic shadowlachs <33

[starryyvenus]

Stop I’m so mad when you have so many ao3 tabs open and and then accidentally delete one and you forgot which one it was so now you can’t get it back ugh

[incognit0slut]

I’m claiming the arctic monkeys one!!!!!!!

CM Friends-with-Benefits Challenge

Hey everyone, I’m back with another monthly challenge! For the months of August AND September, I am formally challenging any willing writer to take a stab at writing fanfiction including friends with benefits/situationships using their choice of Criminal Minds characters! Reader, Original Character, Character/Characterships, Gen/Platonic fics are allowed!Please check out the Rules below the Keep Reading.

There are a LOT of prompts below the cut, so keep going!

(**This is NOT a request list for me—this is a prompt list of other writers! Feel free to request from someone else, and be sure to let them know about the challenge!)

🥰 Song Prompts 🥰

"Sex" by The 1975

"Too Sweet" by Hozier

"dress" by Taylor Swift

"august" by Taylor Swift

"Casual" by Chappell Roan

"Dinner & Diatribes" by Hozier

"Close to You" by Gracie Abrams

“Stuck in the Middle” by Tai Verdes

"Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappell Roan

"I Wanna Be Yours" by Arctic Monkeys

“Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High?” by Arctic Monkeys

💌 Dialogue Prompts 💌

“I’m just in it for the snacks.”

“No wonder you’re single…” (joking?)

“So... what’s the stance on cuddling?”

"You deserve something real. I want us to be real.”

“We’re just friends with benefits.” // “Right, and the benefit is being madly in love.” (sarcasm?)

“We’re… friends. With benefits.” // “Without sex? What’s the benefit?” // “My delightful company, asshole.”

"I'm your boyfriend without the benefits." // "Do you want the benefits?" // "Yes—No... I'm your fluffer!" ('New Girl')

“What is up with those two lately?” // “They’re sleeping together.” // “Yeah, right. Imagine… wait, seriously?”

General & NSFW Prompts Below!

🌹 General Prompts 🌹

Someone figures out the situation. A and B try to figure out how.

A is blindsided by jealousy when someone shows an interest in B.

A and B try to be normal so no one knows. Literally everyone knows.

A is so worried about B falling for them that A fails to realize A already fell for B.

A realizes they are happier with B than any actual significant other they’ve had.

A is totally B’s type, which has never worked out before. As a result, A keeps sabotaging things.

A agrees to a situationship with B because they think it's the only way they'll be able to have them.

A reaches out to B for a hookup but gets rejected, and they each struggle with their disappointment.

A is treating the arrangement like a formal business deal. B gets tired of it and shuts them up with a kiss.

A and B used to be friends with benefits. When they meet again later, the arrangement is still appealing.

Character A has to leave town for a long time. They have one last night with B but don’t tell them. They’re gone in the morning and leave B wondering what they wanted to say the night before.

💋 NSFW Prompts 💋

A completely defies B’s expectations of what they’re like in bed.

A and B decide to hook up one last time (or maybe not the last...)

A agreed to take B’s virginity as long as B didn’t catch feelings. It seems like B didn’t. A did, though.

A and B's no-judgment rule means they're finally comfortable to ask for what they've always wanted to try in bed.

A is annoyed with B, so they start loudly complaining/joking about their situationship. Angry/playful sex ensues.

A and B have never felt truly satisfied in bed until there were no strings attached... it definitely wasn't because of finding the right partner.

The fic can be a Reader insert, an Original Character, a character/character ship, a platonic ship, or a Gen fic. It can feature any Criminal Minds character. AUs and crossovers are more than welcome.

Tag me in the fic, or send the link to me in a Direct Message. It can be already written, or you can write it for the challenge - I’m collecting both! You can also tag it “#mentioningmargins” which is a tag I track.

The fic can be any genre, but ONLY send me smut if your bio states you are 18+. I DO NOT WANT smut written by minors. Ever. At all. I will check.Platonic ships and pure, fluffy fics are 100% allowed.

Please include Content Warnings and a one-sentence Summary of the fic in your post.

Have fun!

The Masterlist of fics will be posted around Sept. 30. If you finish after that, no problem - just send me the fic once you’re done and I’ll add it after-the-fact!

Feel free to message me if you want help developing a plot, have any questions, or just want to gush about your fic. I’m happy to help, and I’m happy you’re here ❤️

Happy Writing!

[technically-human]

He did eventually sign it