#i think im being a dick tbh
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i keep trying to vocalize this but i fuck it up every time so just a very cut and dry ramble but like. sparing the long explanations i keep giving i grew up economically privileged so maybe im an asshole forthinking abt this but. im not sure how i feel abt my gf going to a luxury spa or whatever after implying that her mom might have kicked out an underage tenant for not paying rent? like im not irrational i get how that works also i don't know if i can really act like her and i use money differently but like. also. uh. not sure i love how we just moved on from that bit and she's buying like $500 worth of clothes. is that a dick thing i fele like im being a dick
#i think im being a dick tbh#wish we went back to the days where i was amazed that she used paper towels to clean up a mess#like what the Fuck are you doing#inc ase u dont know what i mean i learned when i was really young#that p.t cost way more than tissue paper so you just. use that or kleenax to clean messes#i only use paper towels if i need to eat something like bread w a lot of flour bc u can reuse it#its one of the very core life lessons i learned and this person just used it to clean up peach juice like HI?#also for the recor dmy parents are in the medical profession and like. they themselves arent landlords#thats not their main gig they do like doctor stuff#delete later
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Y’all thinking about an older Ares has RUINED me
#hyrule warriors#hw link#kheprri rambling#fucked by the ‘perfect hero’ treatment and is a little hit jaded and scruffy and i am INSANE FOR IT#he does not cope well and i love that for him#obsessed with him. been thinking about him for a couple months now for my wargod au and yall i cannot stop#volga gets the treatment too but its slightly less noticeable coz hes a dragon#also sorry about there being nothing going on. every time i want to start on something i get hit by just utter pain and cant focus#so ive just been playing games and sleeping trying to get through it lol#but that also gave me a lot of thinking time for the aus. especially the main one (and this one obv)#also sorry if u dont vibe with the headcanon/au. hes far from being a dick or entitled hes just tired of being perfect for others—#—and just wants to live in peace with his dragon bf lmao#2024+ is the era of khep(me) forcing myself to draw facial hair because ive always been afraid of not doing it right#actually i love drawinf facial hair and all hair in general tbh im just horrified of people being like ‘lol ur wrong die’ XD#anyways sorry. rambling. too many brain thoughts not enough outlets for#will be posting the mistflier species sheet wip on kofi eventually i just wanna type the words out to make it more legible#it IS still a wip and thats why its gonna be going on kofi until its finished#<- and also coz its tailnrr related
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kind of obsessed with people who just ask random online strangers what words mean. i dont think they’re bad or anything i just cant imagine living a life where i do not feverishly google every potentially related topic before having the audacity to interact with another human when i cant be certain that they like me. whats it like to live without that anxiety lmao
#im only like this online tbh i love approaching strangers irl#bc i can have nice mannerisms and tone of voice#when someone just reads plain text that i have written they might get the wrong end of the stick and think im being a dick#and then ill have to kill myself
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people who say that theyre "the only one right about this character" and then u open their page and its the most horrendous, twisted, far-fetched mischaracterization youve ever seen
#like genuinely who let you think that that was at all accurate im so dead#especially because they diss all the other people who talk about the character#but theyre talking about people who are actually right ?? or at least not SO far-fetched#a rare conundrum#it reeks of self obsession tbh like its one thing to make fun of people for how they see a character when the characterization is harmless#and another to make such bold claims about how ur the only right one#and then not even be right ??? u had one job#ugh its so annoying#jokingly saying u know everything abt ur character is different than being a straight up dick about it like wtf#if ur gonna make fun of other peoples takes and treat them like theyre dumb.. at LEAST make sure yours arent fucking dumb too#you smell bad btw#not tagging this i actually dont want people seeing this one lmao#meows post
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done w social media aus where they all have that [name] [sexuality] [age] [pronouns] format. need 2 make my own parody pages for them. diversify bio styles
#dicks looks like the most generic profile known to man. his twt would look like his linkedin#he posts a picture of a leaf and disappears long enough that he couldve given birth and no one would know#jasons is blank. just replies. lurker#tim can have one of those generic profiles. the ones thatre super common but personally i think are a bit tmi#girl i dont need to know ur bfs handle i dont care#stephs would be joke/bit related#damians would be completely formal w full sentences bragging about his heritage#he has both his parents profiles linked and doesnt understand why everyone makes fun of him for it#proud nepo baby tbh#OH HEY. dami having a following bc of animal videos and getting 'exposed' as a nepo baby#hate comments about his parents and other ppl going 'chill hes like 12'#ohhh discourse about dami turned family angst#god but the mental image#cute video of dami petting his cow and comments being absolutely too cruel to this Little Guy#im laughing about this tbh#need to see dami get raked over the coals when ppl realize his grandpa is ra's#war between um. idk. people who don't go outside vs people who understand that its insane to blame the child#im inventing in universe twt discourse when i need to be sleeping...
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Wait, I’m confused… If the gold scars on Lois’s chest are supposed to be top surgery scars, why does he have a bulge in the art you just posted? I thought you headcannoned him as transgender?
here i googled so you wouldn’t have to
#two options! i’m still deciding which i want to settle on for him tbh. i have a lot of thoughts on the matter but#it’s 8am i can’t afford to think about dicks in-depth rn i have a job im supposed to be doing#also i know it’s just autocorrect being autocorrect but typoing loid as lois is always very funny to me. peetah the murmur are attacking
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procastinating at work but here's my philosophy for today: it's okay to hate a behavior in someone else but also understand that this behavior does not make them a bad person. like i HATE when i'm venting or talking about a serious problem i have and then the person i'm talking to starts trying to relate by talking about a similar experience they've had. like absolutely hate it. make me feel like the focus is being taken off me and it genuinely is in some ways, regardless of your intent. yeah, i understand that's your way of trying to comfort me -- but that's not the way i need or want to be comforted, and that's what matters in a situation where i'm coming to you to be helped.
and that's okay! like. no one is in the wrong here unless i have explicitly asked you to support me in a different way and you're intentionally refusing, or if i lash out at you when i could just disengage. it just means you're not a person i should go to for help when talking about my problems. we can still be friends, you and i can probably support each other in different ways, but we're just incompatible in this regard. and that's like....okay. it's okay to be incompatible with people.
#i need to stop going on instagram sooooo many hot takes on there piss me the fuck off#ok going on a rant here but like.#soooo many 'neurodivergent' posters on there are like 'neurotypicals suck bc they dont realize im being comforting when i talk abt myself#when they're upset!!!' and its like my friend i can understand your plight but like#1. this is an easily changable behavior#that tbh does not require much change on your part aside from just like. not talking.#2. the so-called neurotypicals in ur life are allowed to have boundaries and accomodations to their needs and ur currently not doing that#3. not every neurodivergent person does that. and some also hate it like the so called neurotypicals.#4. why are you prioritizing your emotions when a loved one comes to you for help or comfort. are u just a dick.#this has nothing to do with you being neurodivergent i think you're just self centered lol#like genuinely if you do this you are not a bad person. it's not a bad thing. i thinnk im just mad at the people who insist#that it's the only way they can ever try to comfort someone and they act like asking them to change this behavior is ableist#and if they genuinely can't change this behavior then fine!! like they i wont go to you with my problems#and that's also fine#but yeah anyways these tags are so different from the message of the post lol but anyways just needed to rant
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How do i even fucking answer that. Genuinely. Do i even answer that. I dont really think ic are that much anymore
#shes not really all that#I can just cancel on her tbh#Because like. Literally whats the point#Ok we can hang out sure whatever sure I dont care though? I dont#that's not why i was interested. Like she seems great to be clear and i do love talking to her#but like. Im not even like. A complete person.#Its ok. Im going to just ride out today and tmrw i will probably be logical even though I think i just am going to delte the app#bc Whats the fucking point !#Yeah lets friendly style go to a flea market. Fucking sure. On the dating app. Sure.#and everyone is like that sucks but you know that its good she told you - Yeah but i didnt want to fucking know that#Nobody gets how hard it is to always hear I want to fuck you from people you don't like and hear#I can't be with you because you won't fuck me. from people you do like#WHATEVER it seems like all my friends are having good days and I like did a thing and its not like any of this matters#Because ill cancel on her and that will give me more time to do something productive that day#And all this is good becausei can just get ahead on my fucking work#and instead of me being there my two friends who are dating can like cuddle and I just dont have to be involved at all#and she can just. Whatever. I don't really like her anyway#'lets be friends' in the context of something that isnt that is such an afterthought I understand that culturally.#Ik this is all really amatonormative and i realize im being a dick in that way. I do have more sensible opinions generally i assure u#but like. yeah man nobody will want to date me unless i fuck them. Awesome news. Should i just kill myself.#will mare ever actually have a truly requited relationship? despite having been in three? Stay tuned
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I can fuck this man, it wont calm him down, it won't fix him, but it will calm ME down
#personal#looking at Loucha hsr and thinking how he saved my ass in battles 5 billion times#oh btw tbh it probably can be said about Sampo too and Gallagher like yeah they will stay deranged but#i will finally find peace#sometimes the only thing that can help fix your depression is a dick from the fictional character so yeah#im being way too crude rn but im fighting for me life here man#if i won't joke about being sad what else would i do otherwise
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Saw a post that was like "you've switched bodies with your icon how screwed are you" and that reminded me of something I been thinking of for a while so like. AU version of the Criss Cross Crisis episode of PPG where Mojo & my s/i end up switching bodies, cartoon hilarity ensues
#i cannimagine that being the B plot of the episode tbh 😂😂 i feel like he'd still pull the same shit as the og episode tho#and use my sweet reputation to get away with crimes in my body <_<#WHICH IS A DICK MOVE. CUZ NOW IM STUCK DEALING WITH BEING IN HIS BODY AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT A L O N E#i feel like near the end of the episode instead of (or maybe in the middle of) that crazy fight scene id track him down and be like YOU JERK#YOU JUST FUCKING LEFT ME TO DEAL WITH THIS ON MY OWN#except i cant say fucking its a kids show uwu#but yeah man idk body swap is just a fun trope that gets used ALL THE TIME for a reason. i think itd be sillyyyyyyy hehe 😂💖😂💖😂💖😂#ruby rambles#💜: loving you's a felony#🧬🎀.fndm
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trying to sleep but got distracted with porn
any way in Amegakure do you think that a very well off polycule of 4 mass murderers would have a shower head/free standing shower or-
actually who cares.
#if you people saw the 4 dicks im smashing together you'd throw small rocks at me in the street#edit: get me out of here. tbh.#theyre so fucking gooey. disgusting.#at least 2 of the 4 dicks have pussies. boy in canon but then again. theres no proof they sont.#i have work in the morning and im giggling and kicking my feet thinking about kisame getting covered in obitos blood going down on him#absolutely tearing that pussy to shreds and then fucking it and obiyo being lime#this is all ive ever wanted.#crying bcus this fictional mass murderer can have sex that would kill or permanently maim me at the very least. and wake up in the bath with#orochimaru drawing seal ideas on his chest in water and pull away to immediately make out with kisame again.#god. get me out of here. im in to fucking deep in this au it may as well be original fiction but intergral parts of their backstories are#too obvious and too needed to get rid of. but also#.... whatever.#any way Kakuzu is the 4th dick. one time he tied Obito up shibari but sewn. <- all the blood rushing to my oeanus and i pass out
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i love bella in h2o but i think i dislike s3 because they did zane dirty. he made all that progress in s1 and s2 just to be the asshole again? such a shame.
#and WHAT was that plot about evil water tentacles??#they had the first episode set up so that will would get magic merman powers and i remember being 8 years old thinking s3 would be about#them showing this guy how to be a merman and how to keep it a secret and i was SO disappointed when it wasn't#AND will's not as great as they make him out to be#did bella tell him her secret willingly? no. did rikki or cleo? yes but he kind of forced them to tell him tbh it was a whole dick move imo#and he straight up tells bella at one point that the main thing he liked about her was that she was a mermaid#i like Will but lets be real they were not as hard on him as they were on Zane EVEN when Zane had their backs#but maybe im just biased bc i loved Rikki/Zane when i was a kid#also bc Zane gives me book 3 Zuko vibes#he's not evil anymore why did they make him a dick again 😭
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I hate that I hate WFA bc it could be so much fun. Slice of life batfam is such a funny concept to me but. Alas.
#like if slice of life batfam kept them even remotely in character?#like obviously I think having the tropes is fun and all but like#if tim had more personality than snarky coffee addict#if dick had more than golden retriever which in my mind he never was#not as nightwing anyways#I’m a NTT truther tho so whatever#and they weren’t so fucking racist towards Duke and Damian like fuck#tbh they can even be outta character ID take the bare minimum of them not being treated like animals#like Duke being the straight man to the cast is fucking crazy#and Damian being treated like he’s 3 seconds away from biting someone?#fuck you#damn im too mad to keep talking#…#y’all know better than to believe that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#anyways#the problem besides this is that they’re tryna WFA-ify the main story too#keep it tragic and mean bro#WFA is fun in comparison bc the main story is so fucked#which is what I dislike about ppl saying to make them some happy go lucky family in main#Like bro Bruce was brutal to Jason in GW but I’m not like. surprised#the only way you’d be surprised is if you read WFA and nothing else like damn#but also it’s like. I have severely lost the plot omg. my train of thought…#RIGHT can we stop tryna make the main story happy family arc where they fight over stupid shit make up and then fight crime#like nothing ever lasts long bro#I need lasting consequences#and lemme be fair this isn’t a recent thing or because of WFA and even if u go way back the same shit happens#but like now it feels like fans WANT happy communicative quirky batfam#but also that could be Twitter influence#anyways lemme stay on track WFA would be fun if it was accurate and actually different from the story#main comics being written like WFA but with gore? I’d kms aorry
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Can you please reblog Darkdragonsouls addition to your desaturation post? It's very useful and it's spread would help counteract the number of artist's I've seen feeling demoralized or angry. Multiple people in different Discord servers have been sharing your post, and I've had to redirect them to try and help them avoid brashly changing settings they don't understand. Thanks!
Took me fucking AGES to find the post you were talking about, Tumblr search function sucks so bad oh my god. Thanks for being so polite about this though!
That being said, I don't think I'll be sharing it solely because. Well, it is a nice explanation about the different color settings, but it seems like the main point of the post was to be careful when printing things. I am very much not printing things, and I'm willing to bet 99% of the people leaving comments about their characters reference sheets are also not planning on printing things
Having your art printed in general takes SO much work and research into how best to save the image anyway (as someone who's printed dozens of my own pieces), and I'm really hoping people would be doing that research anyway, but for purely digital art purposes, maintaining that saturation still seems important to me (you're not even supposed to print pngs anyway, 99% sure you're supposed to be using TIFF)
That being said, feel free to keep sharing it around yourself if you feel it's important! I never really thought a post I made would get this big, and it was DEFINITELY something I made in a fit of utter rage and despair at the situation, so there was a lot of nuance I couldn't keep track of. I am admittedly a little worried for the people in the comments who are changing the setting and calling it good without fully checking whether or not it worked for them, but there's nothing I can do about that. The post has gone way farther than I ever thought it would, and with the wide variety of people claiming to have the same problem, I feel like it's more on a case-by-case basis of how your device and your program uses colors
(also, despite what the notes on the post would have you believe, I don't actually have a lot of followers here and I doubt me reblogging a single post would actually get it to spread very far)
#i neeeeed to stop thinking about this post my god#so many people calling me an idiot in the tags for stuff they just Assumed i do in a 5 panel comic I made in an hour#about a situation i was still actively crying over at the time#i do feel bad that spreading it is causing a lot of that same panic but its not a hard fix as long as you CHECK#that it is a fix your setup even NEEDS#but yeah no sorry im not going to share something that completely detracts from the main purpose of the post#which was maintaining colors for digital artwork#yeah its important to know why the setting does what it does#but when the main point was 'dont change the setting if you print stuff' i find it hard to see it as widely applicable#people are upset about their digital artwork. not their prints#sorry if this comes off as a little rude im just very exhausted rn#ask#not art#anonymous#might delete this later if people start being a dick about it tbh
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-shoving Keahi aside and sticking Dakote in my brain to rotate like a microwave dinner-
actually the snake cousins get their own entire story fuck yeah
#ive got no clue what i want for a title so it wont get a tag for now#i think....i think Kote gets to be the main character and Yarrow is the secondary protagonist#and bc its Kote that means the entire plot will inevitably end up being 'be gay do crimes'#love this funky genderfluid chaos agent who lives solely to make it other peoples problem#if im feeling especially nice i might even resurrect their twin and include her in the story#instead of her being dead angsty backstory#tbh i dont think i have any stories currently that are like. more from the eyes of an antagonist#whenever im tired of writing about the good guys i can revert to writing dakote being a dick for no reason
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guy who made btas made new batman show. explodes into one thousand tiny pieces
#im only on ep3 but im really enjoying it!!#really like how much of dick theyre making batman#esp the clear self destruction#“master bruce if you wont sleep will at least eat” and the way hes acting in therapy#which I cannot tell if its supposed to be an act. i dont think it is tbh#also like the amount of screentime renee montoya is getting i always liked her#i hope she shows up more!! she’s being writen well#will give more updates as I watch more
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