Poetry, and mental illness. math jokes and proofs. 21 (he/him)
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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now
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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*
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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken
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(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy
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yikes, this shit is gnarly. is it indica or sativa?
…you said it’s called estradiol?
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I really do enjoy smash brothers quite a lot but I never understood why whoever loses the bracket has to put on a maid dress and suck off everyone else at the event.
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I'm so grateful that hormones could take me from a pathetic pimply guy who jerks off to cartoons to a gorgeous big breasted woman who jerks off to cartoons
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Girls when they see a girl that has enough red flags to sail the seven seas and would probably kill them if she got bored
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big fan of proof by induction. mathematical equivalent of saying "just do the thing one bajillion times. you can do it." except mathematicians say n instead of bajillion
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You know I think the most interesting question to ask someone is to finish the following. “To love is to …” it provides such a unique and easy way to understand that persons perspective.
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HOW TO ACTIVATE YOUR HAPPINESS CHEMICALS
Dopamine (pleasure + reward)
Sleep
Go outside
Be creative
Complete a task
Doing something new
Celebrate the small wins
Serotonin (the mood stabilizer)
Running
Meditating
Practice yoga
Walk in nature
Relax in the sun
Oxytocin (the love hormone)
Hug someone
Play with a cat/dog
Random acts of kindness
Give someone a compliment
Quality time with friends and family
Endorphins (the pain relief/distresser)
Laughing
Essential oils
Take a hot bath
Watch a comedy
Eating dark chocolate
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