#i think im being a bit cheesy and dramatic and i LOVE IT

[gyuslvrr]

[ᴋ.ᴛʜ] | 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁

sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: interviewing your boyfriend during his recent promotions has you realising how long its been since its just been you and him

ᴀ/ɴ: gn reader ; THIS IS SO BAD IM SO SORRY IM LITERALLY DROWNING IN STRESS FROM SCHOOL AND WORK

THIS IS SO OLD IM SORRY I DIPPED FOR 2 YEARS

— idol!reader x idol!txt masterlist

It’s awkward. It’s awkward to interview your boyfriend and acting as if you’re both strangers who only know each other because of your popularity in korean media.

It’s especially awkward when his band members stare at you with wide, teasing eyes and prolonged answers that sound a bit odd to the audience.

“Cut!” The director yells out and simultaneously the studio erupts into meaningless chatter. You can’t help but feel a bit flustered as your co-host stands up to walk away, meaning that he’s left you alone to speak to the members. The prolonged silence has you cringing as the tomorrow x together members stare at you expectantly, waiting for you to start up a conversation.

It’s like they do it on purpose.

“Why were you guys so awkward?” You whine, hiding behind the cue cards to hide your embarrassed expression. The boys laugh heartily, spewing out their excuses as they begin to speak happily without the restraint of being filmed.

“Because it’s so funny when our Taehyun’s girlfriend is interviewing us!” Beomgyu teases as he cards his hands through Taehyun’s black hair with a cheesy smile on his face.

You can’t help but frown - lightheartedly! - at Beomgyu’s teasing. Taehyun can’t help but giggle playfully, but the act looks so odd when his face is covered in fake cuts and scratches to fit the concept of his title track.

“Yeah. Well, get used to it, Beomgyu” You retort friskily while jabbing your cue cards in the direction of said boy “‘Cause I’m gonna be interviewing you lot every other day” You emphasise the last three words for dramatic impact.

Beomgyu fights back but his voice turns into background noise as Taehyun takes you by the wrist to pull you away from him. Knowing Beomgyu, he would have you arguing with him until the sun set and moon rose that night.

“Beomgyu will hog you if you keep talking to him” Taehyun mumbles as he weaves you between the sea of idols and Inkigayo staff. You exhale with a puff of your chest at the blatant truth, but also in admiration of your boyfriend's face. Peering up to him from his side has your heart fluttering all over again as if it were the first time you had crossed paths with him.

The first time you saw Taehyun, he had fluffy blonde hair and was wearing pastel clothes but now with his shaggy black hair and grunge clothing it’s almost as if you were dating a different boy. But you weren’t. No matter how Taehyun looked, he would always be the same Taehyun you fell in love with.

“You look pretty today, by the way” Taehyun smiles compassionately as he flickers his gaze back down to you. It’s as if he read your mind but the act has your stomach flipping nervously and you can’t help but look away from unusual bashfulness.

Being caught up in your own thoughts you don’t realise how quickly Taehyun had found the empty corridor idol couples would usually escape too. Luckily - or unfortunately for others - the corridor never had a lot of traffic in it as couples would rarely be promoted at similar times.

“You’re too quiet. Why are you shy?” He asks as he uses his right hand to tuck a piece of your curled hair behind your ear. The act causes a warmth to race to your cheeks.

“Just thinking” You start as your hands begin to toy with the buttons on Taehyun’s shirt. Taehyun watches curiously with his usual sparkle in his wide eyes “Just thinking about how when I first met you… You were so different”

Taehyun peers quizzically and with his head titled to the left, you can picture a comical question mark above his head.

“Is that bad…?” He trails.

“No! It’s not bad but I was thinking how when I first met you… it was during blue hour promotions and you were so different on the outside?” You almost cringe at your words and Taehyun breathes out an airy laugh as you begin to spill out any words that would come to your head.

“But even with you being so.. emo?” You giggle with Taehyun “You’re still Taehyun… You know?”

Taehyun blinks slowly as he processes the spew of backed up thoughts that had clearly been sitting in your mind for a while now.

“I mean, just because my hair is black now I’m not gonna change my personality” Taehyun teases as he brings his thumb and forefinger to your cheek to pinch it facetiously. A grumble leaves your mouth as you pull away from Taehyun timidly.

“Hey..”

“I feel like this is more than just me changing hair colours, isn’t it?” Taehyun questions softly. With your back against the wall ( both physically and metaphorically ) you can’t help but feel like you should clear the air.

“I miss you a lot, Tyunnie” The pout takes place on your face as soon as you finally spill the truth. Taehyun mirrors your expression almost immediately as he pulls you towards his chest.

Relaxing into Taehyun helps your heart rest a little. Having not spoken to your boyfriend about serious things since his schedule had been so packed, you felt as if a weight had been lifted off of your shoulder - but also a sense of anxiety after revealing the truth.

“I promise as soon as I’m done with promotions I’m taking you on the best date ever” Taehyun declares with a determined look on his face. The expression causes you to laugh heartily to which Taehyun smiles genuinely.

“You know I’d be happy to go to your dorms if it meant I got to spend time with you” Your flirty confession has Taehyun scoffing as he nods his head away from your face.

“You just want to see Odi” He shakes his head dismissively.

You smile “You caught me” You joke as Taehyun laughs once more.

[ilwonuu]

perfect date

જ⁀➴. kim seungmin

𐙚 paring- nonidol!seungmin x fem reader

𐙚 summary- just a bunch of little drabbles about the cute dates you and seungmin go on<333

𐙚 warnings- seungmin is whipped, kissing, affection, fluff, mentions of sexual acts vaguely, lmk what else

𐙚 a/n- i haven’t written for seungmin before but i loved this sm. please lmk what u think i tried something new 😘

art museum 🖼️ *:･

you and seungmin were so excited to go to the new art museum that opened close your area. seungmin excitedly buying the tickets for you two. you two walk through the museum, commenting on the art you passed.

him not letting go of your hand as you two stroll. seungmin snapping photos of the art. he doesn’t forget to take any photos of you of course. getting more new pictures of you than of the art.

“you are the art babe.” he grins at you. as you just blush looking away from him. “let’s look at the rest of the art you dork.”

you smile back. the two of enjoying the quietnesses of the exhibits, the pretty paintings, the amazing aura the museum had, and of course each other. making sure to definitely come back for another date there<3

beach picnic 🧺*:･

the two of you LOVED your beach dates. he loves the way the waves sound mixing with your voice. the two of you cuddled up into a blanket as you watch the sun go down.

seungmin feeding you sweet treats that he brought for you two. both of enjoying the nice breeze from the ocean. “want to collect sea shells?” seungmin asks suddenly. making you giggle a little bit.

“random but- yes.” he plants a soft kiss on your head as he pulls you up from the blanket with him. the two of you running closer the water.

you start picking up the sea shells you think are pretty. loving seungmin’s idea immediately more. “look at this one! it’s so pretty.” you say showing seungmin the shell you found.

“mm it is my love, but not as pretty as you.” he’s wearing a proud smile. “you’re so cheesy min.” he just nods. “i just love you.” you smile at his words.

“i love you too.” he smiles back at you. “okay i underestimated how cold it would be so close to the water. uhhh can we go back to the blanket! im dying.”

seungmin shakes dramatically just to mess with you a bit. you sending him a playful eye roll. “lets go minnie.” as soon as you say those words, seungmin has you in his arms bridal style.

“babe you don’t need to carry me.” you laugh as he starts to half jog to the blanket. finally you two arriving back to your designated spot. him immediately pulling you into

his arms as he wraps the blanket around your bodies. he kisses your cheek. “more treats ny love?” he asks with a puppy smile.

movie night 🍿 *:･

tangled in your bed with your boyfriend as you watch horrors movies all night. seungmin accidentally making too much popcorn.

his hand is around your waist as he focuses on the movie playing. seungmin won’t admit it but it helps him be a little less scared if he is close to you.

“are you scared minnie?” you ask teasingly. he rolls his eyes at you trying to act un phased. “i am not.” he sees you scooting closer to him to hug his side.

“it’s okay min i will be your protector.” you giggle a little. seungmin joining your laughter as you receive a glare. “i don’t need protection baby.” he says planting a kiss on your lips.

“that sounded dirty minnie.” you laugh again. “it can be if you want it to be my love.” he says with a wink. causing you to roll you eyes playfully.

coffee ☕️ *:･

your seated in a booth across your boyfriend as you two enjoy breakfast with some coffee. the two of you wanting to go to your favorite cafe together.

seungmin is holding your hand across the table as he sips on his coffee. he takes in your soft appearance. no makeup, in his hoodie, your tired expression. he thinks you look too cute.

“i love this cafe even more min, every time i come here.” he nods taking another sip of his coffee. “i know me too. especially with you. i love being anywhere with you.”

he rubs your hand gently. his words and his touch immediately causing you to blush hard. “i love being anywhere with you too. especially when there’s coffee.” you say playfully as you take another sip of your coffee.

“you are the cutest person on this planet what.” he says in disbelief as he watches you a bit. “minnie why are you peppering me with so many compliments- im turning bright red in here and people probably think im crazy.”

he chuckles at your words before shaking his head. “first of all i do this all the time because you deserve it. second of all you look so cute when you blush.”

he smiles before taking a sip of his coffee. “plus you look even more adorable right now.” he smiles at you lovingly.

dinner 🍝 *:･

seungmin made a reservation for the two of you to have dinner at this fancy italian restaurant you were dying to try.

you are beyond excited when seungmin also surprises you with a new beautiful dress that you have been wanting but couldn’t afford.

“seungmin- you didn’t.” your shocked as he lays it on your shared bed for you. “i did my love. now- before you say anything about the price, let me just say it doesn’t matter how much it is. you’re gonna look so beautiful and thats all the matters.”

he knows you better than yourself at this point already knowing you would have a concern with the dress price. “but minnie-“ he shakes his head pulling you into a hug.

“baby i will buy anything for you. don’t worry about it okay?” he smiles giving your head a kiss. “put it on my love. i want to see you in it.” he sits on his bed as he watches you change (respectfully of course)

he smiles at your figure always forgetting how beautiful you look in everything. you try on the dress looking in the mirror at yourself then to seungmin.

“wow- my love you look absolutely gorgeous.” he gets up from the bed to kiss you sweetly. you deepen the kiss for a moment then pull away. “we’re gonna miss our reservation.”

he nods grabbing his keys. “let’s go?” he says before you two leave to the restaurant. the restaurant even fancier than you imagined.

you and seungmin sit at your table talking and eating for awhile. his habit of holding your hand across the table being too cute for you, him of course doing it any time he is seated across you.

“dessert?” the waiter comes to ask. both of you of course ordering your desserts of choice. “this is so good. want to try?” you ask him offering him a bite of your cake.

he obliges opening his mouth to take the bite off your fork. “mm that is good. i would offer you mine but i ate it all. sorry my love.” he laughs at himself.

“it’s okay you can give me something better at home hm?” you say shifting the convo a little. he gulps at your words, feeling his dick harden a little bit at the thought.

seungmin eyes widen and then he’s suddenly calling the waiter over. “check please!”

[heartssatoru]

Gojo always being the cocky bastard he is but then he encounters reader who does not take any shit from him and he just falls in love with the way reader puts him in his place (lovesick gojo)

Lowkey live for this typa reader😭

I made this headcanons however if you want a fanficton then thats also okay!

Featured: gojo satoru

Warnings: suggestive buts that really it

When he meets you he acts how he always does, cocky.

Cause you ain't gonna do anything about it, right?

You did infact do something about it. And he finds it attractive amusing, very.

Since he finds it amusing so he acts cocky n shit just so he could see what you do

If you get mad at him? Oh thats hot. Put him in his place? Thats VERY hot. Challage him to a battle? How cute.

He finds how you put him in his place attractive. Its a tiny bit embarrassing however, when its infront of his students

Definitely says stupid shit to see what you'll say back.

"That mouth of yours is gonna get you killed"

(Still loves it though)

Whenever when you say something mean to him he gasps dramatically

But God he finds it so attractive how you can easily put him into his place or just simply insult him

Does cheesy shit like this

Reader: "Your such a stupid man" gojo: "im your stupid man of course!"

Clingy n everything. Cannot act normal around you. He literally just can't

Will make people think you guys are a thing. However if that makes you uncomfortable he won't

overall finds it amusing and attractive. And pisses you off for fun

[ccuniculusmolestus]

What about Bunny being a boyfriend scenario? How do you think he'd be as a boyfriend if his girlfriend wasn't a copy of his mother?

First of all I'm so sorry I'm answering after like 10 years. The ones at the top of my inbox usually get answered first and i forget to scroll down im so so so sorry

I think he would be silly lol. Like very good at making his gf laugh, of course. We know he's scary good at getting a nice read of people, so he'd know what makes her tick, what makes her laugh, what topic to avoid (unless he's feeling angry i guess) so on. Clown bf #1.

I think he might struggle with sad partners like, if his gf has depression you bet he doesn't get it, but he might TRY

also controversial take I think he would be loyal asf. Like if he's happy with someone, he doesn't bother entertaining could-bes (and i know what youre thinking like. He's a m*n. And not a very good one at that. He would 100% be a cheater) but I think not. He just doesnt give those vibes

ALSO ANNOYINGLY he'd be the type to think his gf is fragile and needs to be shielded from the 'harsher' things so he might almost treat her patronizingly. Like if he's got problems going on in his own life or with his friends he most likely wouldn't share those things with her. Or if she's doing something difficult (like pursuing a demanding degree or maybe wanting to do those daredevil things) he'd be like "You dont need to do that 💗 let's go ice skating instead 💗" (like sir, shut the HELL UP). Dont get mad at him, he means well.

Though i think even if his gf wasnt a carbon copy of his mom he'd be a little...erm...you know, emotionally submissive. Like if she gets mad at him you bet your ass hes wheedling and cajoling and trying to make her un-mad. Bro is a loser (in love).

Lowkey he starts family planning randomly with her.

"We'll have eight kids!"

"No."

"Seven?"

"No."

He'd be very touchy feely in private, but in public he'd maintains a distance. Hand holding is his thing.

Calling his gf stupid pet names he comes up with on the spot, they're half french and half gibberish LMFAO. Bunny hates the french but he thinks they've got romance DOWN so...i guess his gf better expect a lot of butchered french sentences (he asked his friends for help with some of them, too)

He'd take inspo from cheesy romantic films man....

He'd still never have money like ever. But he'd sometimes keep aside the money (taken from Henry, of course) to save up for dates.

Big boaster. He'd want to impress his gf with things he may or may not be responsible for :P (him narrating stories and leaving out parts that might give her the ick fr. boys a liar.) Its good for his ego when his woman looks at him with starry eyes okay! Lay off the man 🙄

If she ever gets jealous, he would be very amused (and lowkey flattered like...damn, my girl WANTS me fr 😏 ignore the fact that she may want to squeeze him till his eyes pop out like a toy-- he's just basking in the feeling of being so wanted hehe). He'd brush her concerns off, again, in a flattered, patronizing way. If she's SERIOUS serious then he'd cajole her as per usual.

IF he gets jealous he starts crying.

Joking lmfao.

If he's jealous he might not bring it up for a while until his suspicions get too strong.

All in all I think he'd be very affectionate, very silly, but a bit too unserious. Like he might not take a lot of things seriously because "aw you girls are so dramatic", but he would take an interest in her problems (since he likes reading people, and people's problems help you know a lot abt them. also. he cares.) and he would try to help in whatever way he can. He'd still be a mess financially speaking, and he probably secretly would want to be coddled in private because he's still got mommy issues, whether or not his gf is a carbon copy of his mom. He would be kind of a tough nut to crack because he keeps everything so walled up, his real emotions and so on (again, the 'shielding' factor i guess), he talks a lot but without substance so his partner might not really know whats going on with him ever). I think earning his trust enough for him to become vulnerable would be a feat LOL. Because he's so "masculine" and men dont get vulnerable, especially with the "delicate sex" .

SOOOO thats bunny boyfriend for ya :D I hope you liked it! If you were thinking of smthn more specific lmk!

[liauditore]

LIAU MY BELOVED

ask game question

Jimmy x Martyn

:D

romeo asking for mirror birds in MY ask box?!!?!??!?!?! (i know u pref mirror birds but solidwood is too funny im so sorry)

ah yeah. these losers.

see, a lot of my thoughts surrounding these two would kind of spoil my own AU that i never make stuff for so im usually somewhat hesitant to talk about them but basically., (toxic!fh mention)

post-evo divorced property police is so real. ive always imagined it as a childhood friends situation, with martyn being a bit older than jimmy.

they probably caught feelings for eachother fairly late and already well into teenhood but neither of them were really sure what it was (this is maybe going a little bit into sexuality hc territory but ive always imagined jimmy as whatever the male equivalent of a useless lesbian is and martyns biphobic towards himself lmao).

i touched on this briefly in that one fic i wrote but i've always headcanoned martyn as being somewhat parentified and thus ties his worthiness to be loved into his ability to perform acts of service for someone rather than just.. existing and letting himself be loved.

so as jimmy became more independent, martyn becomes a bit more insecure about their friendship. this becomes a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy as he distances himself from jimmy, feeling like jimmy wouldn't love him if he didn't Need him, and jimmy in return feels confused and hurt as he helplessly watches someone he knew all his life drift away.

that + jimmy has this not-so-subtle crush on scott that martyn's always suspected. he's a jealous bitch.

The storm formed after a final sip, my fingertips frozen solid, I pretend that again I can see, you past the rails, ready to meet And I wonder is it too much to ask, to once more, hold you warm in my hands? To accept I can’t forget, and embrace what still fails to fade?

Milk Tea (Oktavia's translyrics) (because I wasn't kidding when I said these two were cheesy yuri to me lmao)

we had a clown to clown communication moment i think cus I also love the idea of them splitting up and meeting in Third Life years and years later (altho i like to imagine it as more of a voluntary separation).

some stuff copy+pasted from that cursed shipping doc i mentioned awhile back: ((scott + jimmy became a thing while martyn was gone pre-3L))

Now reuniting in 3L as fully grown adults after years apart, all those suppressed emotions come bubbling back up to the surface. An adult Martyn is much less unsure about what he's feeling and Jimmy still has those fantasies of what could have been playing on loop in his head. Of course, Jimmy is still attached to Scott and can't abandon his Bethrothed. He loves and knows what's best for him, he would sooner die than forsake his loyalty. But it does hurt when he hits him. Martyn still cares for Jimmy deeply, whether he wants to or not. He takes the time to keep an eye out for him, even though they had no real reason to interact anymore. He becomes one of the only people to realise what Scott was like with him, how devoid of love it all was. He throws out a line, offers to help him run away. Jimmy refuses. Betrayal. A second time. For the same man. Who cares about Jimmy anyway? (he always did take me for granted)

(a little note here before anyone sets me on fire - time works a bit differently in my writing and the players don't have exact ages but jimmy and martyn's age gap is probably not as dramatic as their cc counterparts)

(it's still there but neither of them even recognise their feelings as remotely romantic until they reunite as adults, as kids it's all just them being silly and having grade school drama with each other)

So uh yeah lots of mutual pining and suppressed feelings and puppy love turned angst👍 tis all i shall say cus i wanna make art of the rest lol

Just a second to lessen the ache, or minute to kiss it away I’d give all I have for the chance to go back to youth and you

[poisonedfire]

𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐑. REPOST DO NOT REBLOG !!

NAME : Cemetery.

PRONOUNS : They/them.

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : Tumblr IMs (I can surprisingly keep up with them), and/or Discord. I'm pretty responsive to both. I can give my Discord out to mutuals if they want it/if its preferred! I'm flexible.

NAME OF MUSE(S) : This dramatic train-wreck of a human being, Peyton Brandt. I love them though, despite how chaotic they can be. They often like to hog all of the creative energy in my brain too.

BEST EXPERIENCE : I've been so blessed to be exposed to such talented writers and their abilities to create and expand on their characters. I love reading responses and getting lost in the written words on the screen. And this is going to sound soooo cheesy, but I actually met my boyfriend here on Tumblr through RPing. He's become a such a staple in my life and I'm so lucky to have him.

RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS : My main ones are faceclaim collecting and not reading one's rules. Rules set the boundaries for good interactions with both mun and muse. It's respectful to read guidelines. Faceclaim collecting shows that one is more interested in the faceclaim(s) rather than an actual character. It takes time and a lot of creative braincells to either create OCs or write as a canon character.

MUSE PREFERENCES : Funny enough, I've actually never written a muse like Peyton before. All of my previous muses have a familiar trope of being introverts and severely guarded with shoulders tried from carrying traumas.

PLOTS OR MEMES : Either. I understand the importance of plotting and encourage it. Memes are a great icebreaker and I seriously do not mind if it's swamped! I'll go through them eventually.

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : I'm comfortable with both. I tend to try and match the length of the replies I receive. If a brain-bug hits me, then it may be a bit (or a lot longer). I like to think of myself as versatile.

BEST TIME TO WRITE : Anytime when I have my laptop open. My activity can be scattered; my attention span sometimes jumps from tasks outside of the screen so sometimes I don't write. I do tend to write after I've had one or two cups of coffee, or just whenever the muse is being pesky.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S) : Uh... maybe? Peyton is more of a characterization of some opposite traits of myself and some that are just amplified. We share sense of curiosity (with Peyton's being stronger), a love of caffeine (coffee gremlins lol), and artistic moments (mine just... fluctuates so much). Resilience is a strong similarity as well as that search for identity, and being comfortable with yourself. Currently, my hair color & cut matches Peyton's (dyed fire-engine red, a hidden undercut on both sides; the length is similar). I had my hair like this almost a couple of months before even making Peyton lol.

TAGGED BY: @bloodsalted TAGGING: @platiinums @yxkanna @muutos @knownasbeacon & whoever sees this lol

[marimbles]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Thanks for the tag @jattendschaton<3

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

29

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

283,369

3. What fandoms do you write for?

mostly miraculous ladybug and a bit of owl house! potentially a couple others in the future

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Why Are You Like This?

tell me something i don't know

lucky (we're in love in every way)

some truths are loyal (as the shadows we lead)

two idiots and a hamster

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

i try to! it means a lot to me that people would go out of their way to leave their thoughts. sometimes it's a bit hard to keep up on multichaps though if the updates are frequent enough so i really fell off the bandwagon and currently live in shame with an overflowing inbox;; trying to do better from now on!

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

tbh i don't really do angsty endings bc i want the ending to be happy lol

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

like i said, all my fics have a happy ending but i think lucky is probably the most like extra-fluffy happy ending. and then tell me something i don't know is probably the most cathartic happy ending purely for the dramatic 100k+ buildup lol.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

not really, no! maybe a sort of disappointed comment here and there

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

nope and i don't read it either haha

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

nah

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

haha i hope not!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

a few in russian and one in spanish (the beginning of it, at least)

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

yep! @botherkupo was my collab partner for two idiots and a hamster and i had a blast writing with her!! kim is such a good writer and sooo clever and funny so it was really fun to try to match her energy and bounce ideas off each other to make it as silly as possible

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

love square and in particular marichat is my weakness<3 also big shoutout to huntlow. and also zelink. and also recently tamaharu. aklsjf

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

at this point im not sure i will ever come back to i wanna tell you (but i don't know how) … it's an owl house fic that i started during season 3 but the direction i had planned doesn't feel very relevant anymore now that the show is over

16. What are your writing strengths?

i think dialogue bc i really enjoy writing it and it typically comes most easily to me! i would consider humor a strength too bc i have a very good time being silly

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

big one is speed. I'm just very slow 😔 the writing process is fairly painstaking for me, and it takes a lot of time and effort even to write things that are pretty short and simple! agonies

for the writing itself, i consider myself a pretty simple writer with a pretty simple writing style—which works well for me most of the time, especially since I tend to lean toward humor. but sometimes it feels like a weakness when i read a story with really rich, beautiful prose and i wish i could emulate that a bit more! when i'm trying for something with a more serious tone it takes a lot more effort for me to convey the appropriate level of depth I'm going for and i worry about going overboard and coming off as overwrought or cheesy sounding lol. along the same vein i feel sometimes that my characterization is a bit two-dimensional and i find myself wishing i could add more levels and depth to the characters. there's just a lot i try to balance in my writing and i don't feel like im quite striking that balance every time. which is fine because no one's perfect ofc! i hope this is all stuff i can learn to be better at.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

i generally prefer keeping everything in english since im writing in english. it just feels a bit smoother for the POV if there would be no distinction for the character, and i don't want people to be pulled out of the story if they need to google something

19. First fandom you wrote for?

hunger games, i think

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

tell me something i don't know C:

tagging (if you want to!): @fairytales-and-folklore @lollytea @bahbahhh @sha-nwa @botherkupo @taliaxlatia (or whatever blog u wanna do it on lol)

[iheartchv]

hihi I’d like to request a dmc male matchup please! (also, I’m happy to make this an exchange if you would like! my requests say closed but I’m still happy to take an exchange, completely up to you!)

appearance: 5’7”, long light blonde hair, i have glasses but usually wear contacts. i don’t have one specific style but i love alternative and girly styles especially. i put lots of effort into my fashion and makeup.

personality: ENFP, very talkative, outgoing and loud. im quite often joking around but I have the capacity to be serious if needed. im on the more sensitive side and my feelings will guide my decisions before my mind does. everyone says I can be very dramatic haha. i do take a bit of time to be open and vulnerable though. I am extremely loyal, ride or die. i stand up for what I believe in firmly (but I don’t like causing a lot of trouble really, im not intimidating at all and i can’t fight 😅) im a typical sagittarius- extremely creative and always craving new adventures and experiences- unless they involve heights then I’m totally out lol.

my likes: travelling, throwing myself into any artistic hobby I can manage, having my music on full blast (i love rock, metalcore etc but im also a sucker for pop and kpop. hell, i even love a musical soundtrack. whatever I’m feeling.) i love both consuming and creating stories, and I love certain aspects of history. things like greek and roman mythology, or monarchies and culture from thousands of years ago. i also love geeking out over video games, cartoons etc.

in a partner i don’t have a set type much. introvert or extrovert is fine so long as you’re willing to have long conversations with me. i can talk for hours about basically anything. im the physically affectionate type but only with an s/o, not really with anyone else at all. i like when someone knows how to flirt a little, but it’s not a necessity. im just lowkey a sucker for cheesy romance.

i think that’s all. I hope this is ok! thank youu :D 💕

//I'm curious who you'd pair me up with, so I'll send you a PM with my info x3; hope you like your match ^v^/~♡

🤔 I'd pair you with...

Virgil 🗡💙

Possible matches: Sparda

I think you'd be a perfect match for Virgil

Your personality balances out his

You're basically his opposite

One can't live or exist without the other

.....

But ofc at first he thinks you're too loud and talk too much

You take no offense to it, you just let it roll off your shoulder and just tell him to 'lighten up more'

Being with you sparks something inside him

It's more like a rekindling of a flame

He felt his human side trying to surface but always drowned it out

You, however, unintentionally bring that side of him out...

He'll deny anything when he stares at you, admiring you, or he saves you from any danger

But you know better

You could only smile to yourself as you feel yourself falling for this white haired half demon in blue

💙

He'll listen to you prattle on about your cartoon and other media you like

He'll make a mental note to research more about whatever you were talking about so he could have some conversations on that topic

But he'll start to talk with you more with history or philosophical topics

The more he listens to you, the more he likes hearing your voice

He will take the excuse of being quiet as listening to you... while he looks over you, memorizing every small detail of your face

You'll be the first to make a move

But Virgil will be the one to engage in more displays of affection when he's alone with you; he'll kiss you, hold you tight against him

Deep down he wants to make you his but he holds back... he doesn't know for how long though

It's been so long since he's been with anyone

But you're the one he wants

And whether he admits it or not, you make him a better man

He will tell you he loves you in his own way

But during a few intimate moments he will outright say "I love you" after hearing you say it plenty of times

He will have an inkling of knowing why his father loved his mother

He wants more, he wants more with you

The one thing he thinks about now is what it would be like to not have you in his life

One thing he doesn't want to happen is what happened to his mother: she died trying to protect him and Dante

He doesn't want that to happen to you at all; he doesn't want you to die

"Promise me that you'll let me protect you... till the end"

"You've already saved me... in more ways than you know"

💍

He gives you a ring he had picked up, telling you to wear it and never take it off

With how his life is, demons coming to try to challenge and kill him for his father's power, this could be the closest you could get for a wedding and wedding vows

[russell-crowe]

do you think crowe will get another oscar in the future?

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh anon.... i will let you know that im a bit (very) tired right now so i might be taking some short cuts in answering this BUT after having thought plenty about it during breakfast, here are my thoughts: i do think he still has the acting skills to be top of the game, and therefore based on just that alone: yes but winning an oscar depends on a lot of other factors. some of it is almost 'strategic', because some actors choose to star in oscar baity films to try and have their shot (hugh jackman in 'the son') at a statue like that. it's a lot of 'being at the right moment, at the right time'. 'gladiator' at the time was actually quite a risk - it was reviving a genre that around then was a cliché filled cheesy genre nobody bothered to give a fuck about, the script was constantly molded during filming and there were a lot of doubts whether the dramatic plotline would hit well.

i feel like, looking at roles russell picks, he's not really bothered by the idea of an award winning role. tbh ever since gladiator (and even before that), he has largely played roles that he thought were fascinating for one reason or the other. and the last few years he also seems content with slightly smaller roles and playing more supportive roles. some of those do land him in the eye of award shows, but it doesn't seem to be his creative driving force.

so if i had to place a guess and put money on it and all, i kind of expect him to win best supporting actor in the future in a boy erased kind of drama.

(gosh im sorry this is not very coherent but i loved this question and it did make me think about things!! but im also generally not too bothered by award shows so i do not know what his shots would be realistically speaking)

[beantothemax]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERE'S SHINJI AND MAKOTO MAKING BROWNIES TOGETHER

“Hey, kid. Mind lendin’ me a hand here?” 

Makoto looked up from his music player. Shinjiro-san was leaning against the doorway to the kitchen. He looked so open for once, so relaxed... 

Makoto shrugged, getting to his feet and following his senpai to the kitchen. 

“Wash your hands,” Shinjiro-san said. Makoto did so, patting his hands dry on the towel. 

“What are we making, anyways?” He dared ask, and Shinjiro-san... did he just smile? 

“Homemade brownies. Aki’s nuts for ‘em, and his birthday is tomorrow. Wanted to do something special for the guy.” 

Akihiko-san’s birthday was soon? Makoto made a note to mark that on his calendar. 

...Why did he care so much? Why was he bothering himself with this stuff? 

Shinjiro-san must have noticed something odd about his expression, because he paused in his bustling. 

“You good, kid?” 

Makoto felt himself hesitate. “I’m fine. What can I do to help?” 

“...Start measurin’ everything out while I get the oven ‘n pan ready. Something wrong? You seem fidgety.” 

Makoto froze. Dammit, he’d been caught. 

“...” 

Shinjiro-san gave him a knowing look. “What? Don’t tell me you’re getting attached to all this,” he said jokingly enough, but the look to his eyes was completely serious. 

Makoto didn’t respond. Shinjiro-san didn’t push the subject. 

It barely took 10 minutes for Makoto to get everything measured out, and even less time for Shinjiro-san to grease the brownie pan and preheat the oven. The longest part of it would be actually baking the brownies. 

“Are you scraping the sides?” Shinjiro-san asked, glancing at the bowl as Makoto mixed. 

“I... think so,” Makoto responded, suddenly unsure of himself. Was he doing it right? Would Shinjiro-san be disappointed if he wasn’t? 

And why did he care so much about that? 

Shinjiro-san gently took the bowl and spoon from him, quickly scraping the sides and bottom. Then he handed the bowl back, a small smile on his face. The look made Makoto’s gut twist. Why did he care? Why did he give a shit? 

“You did good. Just needs to be mixed a bit more- make sure you scrape the bottom.” 

Makoto nodded, and scraped the bottom of the bowl with the spoon as thoroughly as he could with his suddenly-shaking hands. He had never been one for baking, so the fact that Shinjiro-san said he did good... 

It made him happy. But he could do without the trembling of his hands. 

The brownies were in the oven, and Shinjiro-san had let him take the leftover batter in the bowl. 

So now he was sitting in his room reading a book Chihiro-chan had given him, using a regularly spoon to get the batter, and praying no one came to check on him- they weren’t technically supposed to eat in their rooms. 

The pages in the book were a typical romance, with a girl giving a heartfelt confession to the male lead. It was a bit boring, but... Nice at the same time. 

Earlier in the book, the lead’s best friend had told him she loved him, but nothing had changed between them. No dramatic confession leading to flower petals scattering around them as they kissed. 

No, the shift had taken the form of extra being packed in a lunchbox, a jacket given on a chilly day, umbrellas passed between hands. Questions. 

At one point, the-best-friend-that-stayed-a-best-friend had asked a question that struck a bit too close to home. 

‘Wanna help me make brownies?’ 

As he finished off the batter and the chapter of his novel, he realised something that he was embarassed to accept had stemmed from a cheesy romance novel from a second-hand bookstore. 

Maybe he cared more about people than he liked to admit. 

BWUGH???.?.??..,,.,?.?.??.,.,.?.?,.?,.?. MAV?????? IM GONNA CRY????????????????

THIS IS SO FUCKING SWEET WHAT THE HELL,, MAKOTO CARING!!!!!!!!!!!! ABOUT HIS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STUFF WITH THE BOOK AT THE END!!!!!!!! IM GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!! REALLY REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

[tomminowrites]

Hestia, no preferred pronouns 💛!

Sweet-spoken and soft-braided, columns of marble would sooner crumble than your resolution waver. 

Visitors duck their heads, lower their voices in respect, when greeted with that unwavering gaze. You are high-hearted in a manner that does not demand reverence, but rather inspires it.

[ homeric epithet ask game ]

[amasco]

I just realized that your URL is so close to the word Damasco which means Apricot in Spanish and I love it so much 🍑✨🥺

wait thats really cute 🥺 if anyone cares, i picked it because apparently its latin for "to begin to love" which i think its a really nice sentiment because honestly everything in this world is about love and theres so many people and activities and things we love and will love

[imasimpforshanks]

how they react when you randomly ask “do you love me”

ft. luffy, zoro, sanji, law, shanks, ace, sabo

a/n: HELLO IM BACK!!! well, more or less! sorry for not posting for a long time! I’ve been crazy crazy busy!! I have missed posting though so yeah!!!!$ I hope you enjoy this little fluff<3333 lots of love x

luffy doesn’t respond verbally. instead, he tackles you to the ground, smothering you in kisses. it’s only when you’re gasping for breath through laughs does he stop and then, with his smile as bright as the sun, says “i think that answers your question!”

the question causes zoro to hesitate. not because he doesn’t love you. no. in fact it’s the opposite - he loves you so much. you asking him if he loves you only made him that much more certain, which is why when you repeat the question to bring his attention back, zoro answers immediately, “of course i do, dumbass.”

in all honesty, you expected sanji to go on some long over the the top extremely dramatic rant about how much he loves you. but that’s not what happened in the slightest. without looking up from what he was cooking, without even missing a beat he says “i love you with every fiber of me being.” his response is so immediate, so quick and so certain, because loving you is second nature to him.

law lets out a sigh. not because he’s annoyed at the question - he’s just a bit confused. “seriously?” he asks. when you only nod in response he leans forward to place his hand on the top of your head before saying “i love you.” and when your face lights up at his words he says it again, this time to himself, “yeah, i really do love you.”

“hell yeah i do, baby” shanks responds. you smile at him before noticing his smirk and you realize he’s not done just yet. “you may be a pain in the ass, but you’re MY pain in the ass” he finished. he can’t help the hearty chuckle that escapes when you roll your eyes and playfully hit his chest saying, “if anyone’s a pain in the ass here, it’s you.”

ace reaches for your hand and twirls you around before pulling you into his chest and responding with a smile “more than life itself.” he feels his heart swell with even more love when you tease him playfully, “wow i never knew you could be so cheesy.”

sabo smiles at you fondly while taking your hand in his own. “i sure do. there’s not a day that goes by where i don’t think about how much i love you.” you give his hand a squeeze and he returns the action before bringing your hand up to his lips and placing a soft kiss on the back of it.

[beyondspaceandstars]

The Morning After

Relationship: TASM!Peter Parker x Reader Warnings: Mentions of sex, suggestive language, crappy title (i’m sorry) Summary: You find the hickeys Peter left on you last night A/N: This is a short, cute thing that came to me in my sleep last night lmao I’m sorry I’m on a bit of a TASM!Peter kick lately. Peter is college-age in this which is very obvious but im still mentioning it here lmao please enjoy :)

Masterlist

Usually, it was your alarm clock waking you up for your 8 A.M. lecture. But today, it was your annoying yet adorable boyfriend attacking your neck that roused you from your sleep.

You giggled, playfully trying to push him off. Of course, he didn’t budge. "Peter, seriously?"

Peter had surprised you last night by showing up at your dorm. His Friday lecture had been canceled and he thought that’d give him the perfect chance to come to visit you. You two had spent a lovely first night together but unlike him, you did have a Friday lecture to get to.

"Mmm, sorry," he muttered into your neck as his hands ran up and down your sides. "Can’t seem to get enough of you. I missed you so much."

"I missed you too, honey, but you can have more of me after class," you replied as your alarm clock went off on your bedside table. Going to a different college than your boyfriend was tough but you know what else was tough? Passing your classes.

"Skip it," Peter replied.

You gasped at his suggestion. "Is the genius Peter Parker telling me to skip class?"

"He is," Peter said and lifted his head from your neck. He looked at you with tempting, pleading eyes. "And I think you should listen to him. He is a genius after all."

You laughed and shook your head, taking the chance to slip out from Peter’s grip. He whined at the loss of contact. You ignored his silly antics as you rifled through your closet, hunting for an outfit.

"I’ll be gone for an hour at most," you said as you pulled on the comfiest outfit you could find — because, come on, Friday class — and headed over to your mirror to start on your make-up. "You can lounge around here or…"

Your words died out as you took in your rough appearance. It took all your strength not to scream as you whipped your head to your boyfriend who was completely oblivious to what you had just found. He was laying on the dorm bed, flipping through one of your textbooks.

"Or what, babe?" Peter asked, still unaware of the anger that was beginning to boil in you.

You promptly ignored his question and asked, "Peter, what the hell is this?"

"One of your textbooks," he replied. "You know, this all seems a little—,"

"No, Peter, I’m not talking about the damn textbook," you said, your voice just nearly at a scream. Your tone made Peter finally look up at you. "I’m talking about the fact it looks I took a million paintballs to the neck." You motioned dramatically towards the string of hickeys that painted your skin, ready to burst. It wasn’t unusual for either of you to leave marks on one another but you tried to refrain from it when one of you had something to do the next morning. Something like — going to class.

Peter, however, wasn’t phased at all. A cocky, cheesy grin slowly broke out on his lips as he took in the marks he had shamelessly made on you last night. There wasn’t even an ounce of remorse in his eyes.

"I didn’t hear you complaining last night," he said with a laugh. "You were screaming but it wasn’t from anger."

You felt your skin get warm as the memories of your late-night activities flooded your brain — No, you couldn’t get distracted by that. You pushed back the thoughts.

"I have class to go to, Peter," you whined as you began fumbling for your foundation. You didn’t actually normally wear heavy make-up, your foundation only being used in desperate times. Like now. "I barely have time for this."

Peter sat up on the bed. "Then leave them," he said with a shrug. That ridiculous smirk was still plastered on his face.

You shot him a look in the mirror. "I can’t go to class with all…this on my neck. What on earth would my classmates think?"

Peter barked out a laugh. "Maybe that you have a partner who knows how to please you?"

"Peter, that’s…" You shook your head but didn’t know where to go with your words. You eyed your foundation, trying to ignore the little stirring that began in your stomach at his words. Well, when you put it that way…

When you turned your attention back to the mirror, Peter was suddenly behind you. You nearly jumped, having not heard him approach. He was sporting only a pair of grey sweatpants that were hanging tempting low.

"That’s what?" He asked as his hands snaked around your waist and his head fell to your shoulder. Your gaze met his in the mirror. "That’s a good idea? That’s a great idea? I am a genius, according to you."

Gosh, he was never going to let that go. "It’s just… It’s not very professional, is it?"

"If you’re so worried about it," he muttered into your neck, "why don’t you skip class today and come back to bed? We’ll let those marks heal, hmm?"

You squirmed beneath his touch, a light, breathy laugh leaving your lips. "Are you really going to let them heal? Or are you just going to add more to the collection?"

"Hmm," he sighed, "haven’t decided yet. Why not come back to bed and find out?"

"You’re ridiculous, Peter," you said as he began pulling you away from the mirror and towards your dorm room bed. It was the complete opposite of what you should be doing, but you didn’t have the strength to fight it.

"But you love me," Peter replied.

"Yeah," you muttered, "I guess so."

The next thing you knew, you were being pulled down into the sheets once again.

[dangerehrenn]

Oml pls do a dico or raab headcanon PLEASE PLEASE

i hope you like these anon!! they were fun to write :)

dico and raab hcs

brandon dicamillo:

this dude

is so hilarious

he’ll always manage to make you laugh

if you go to him and say you’re having a shitty day

you’ll be told 1000 cheesy jokes

or expect some random character to be born, just to make you smile

speaking of characters

he’ll always include you somehow

one of his characters has a wife

or one of his characters has a crush and might be a lil creepy about it

regardless of the backstory, he’ll always include you, bc why wouldn’t he? he loves u

i feel like the guys would wind you up for dating him

“bro, why dico when i’m right here?” - bam probably

“because he isn’t a complete ass hat like you are?” - you probably

you’re very protective over him

he acts like he hates it

but he loves it really

it gives him butterflies

he doesn’t care much for pda

but when you guys are alone it’s a completely different story

always touching you in some way

but always trying to be a bit annoying about it

cos that’s just the way he is

he’ll pick at your clothes

or pretend to wipe something from your face

he also seems like the type to prod you when you aren’t giving him attention

“babe. babe. babe. babe.” “what?” “hi”

calls u babe

and baby

isn’t too creative with pet names

but when he’s playing a character

you can guarantee you’ll get a brand new identity just to help him make what he’s doing more believable

chris raab:

u guys definitely nap together

we know he sleeps like he’s dead

sometimes u can’t wake him up

but sometimes

he pretends to be asleep just so you keep talking to him trying to wake him up

just say something tempting and he’ll be wide awake

“chris. chris. baby. chriiiissssss. fine, i guess i’ll go in the shower on my own” “IM UP”

you encourage him to do some stupid shit because you know how happy it makes him

“chris go jump into that stack of toilet paper”

bam loves you for this btw

he definitely makes you get chris to do some stunts

i use the term stunt very lightly

because it’s usually just raab doing something he’d do normally

it’s just being filmed this time

100% calls you sweetheart

he likes when you call him babe

he also seems like the type to want to always cuddle / kiss u

he kisses u and you melt

(he’s a v good kisser)

always has an arm around you at least

“god guys get a room” - ryan

“no fuck off dunn” - raab

you love his laugh

his laugh makes you laugh

sometimes if the guys (bam) make fun of him for it he’ll get insecure

but just go and tell him you find it cute

and he’ll fall in love with you all over again

lovessss when you compliment him

he’s very shy about it though

“you look very pretty today babe” “aw shut up”

if you’re both at a party

he’ll 10000% hold your drink for you

if anyone even THINKS about doing something to it

they’re getting decked

he’ll definitely drink some of your drink though so don’t be surprised when it’s half empty when you come back

drunk kisses :(

both of you walking home together drunk

him dramatically announcing his love for you again in the middle of the street

he instantly gets told to shut up

he doesn’t though

bro is whipped

literally just call him pretty and he’ll be down on one knee

[suguruverse]

hi angel! i recently read your “being best friends with oikawa and iwaizumi” and i was wondering if you could do one for kuroo and kenma? thanks in advance, i love ur blog !!🥺

— BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH KUROO AND KENMA

includes - kuroo tetsurou and kozume kenma

a/n - hi my love!! thank you so much for this request <33 i hope you like it!! also two post in one day who tf am i 

published date - 21/03/21

- i swear you and kenma bout to make kuroo feel like a single dad to 2 kids

- Mr. kuroo is def the type to bring extra water bottles and lunches for you and kenma

- he texts the gc every morning and night to ask if you and kenma has eaten breakfast, dinner or drank any water

- both of these men keep and hoodie or sweatshirt in their locker and bag, just in case you need one

- you guys take the train together when going to school and back and kuroo always sits in the middle to let you and kenma rest on his big shoulders 

- cuddling with kenma when you’ve had a bad day

- you’re normally buried into his chest and his arms go over your shoulders to he can keep playing games and give you little head pats every 4 minutes

- sometimes when you just wanna have a chill day with kenma without kuroo, he will burst in kenma’s room and start yelling about how he demands to be more loved in the friendship

- you and kuroo have roasting battles all day everyday

- even if kenma is more reserved and distant than kuroo, that doesn’t mean that he won’t pick up your call at 3am because you couldn’t sleep, because he will

- they are the kings of giving head pats

- kenma cares and worries about you in a very silent way, so silent that you may not even realise, but he cares about you more than anyone

- the sleepovers are terrible and ill tell you why

- first because kenma doesn’t even sleep, he plays all night and doesn’t stop until you curl up next to him and snatch the game away

- secondly, kuroo snores, kicks, and talks so much in his sleep that you want to hit him every time

- one time you tried to cuddle him because you were cold and he full on kicked you in the stomach and it hurt so bad that you cried

- kenma just watched you kick around in pain, not really knowing what to do, so he slapped kuroo in the face to wake him up to deal with you

- you didn’t talk to kuroo for like a week

- when you guys hang out, it’s normally at someone’s house since kenma isn’t too fond of crowds

- but if you guys happen to go shopping or to the movies, kenma is the type of person to grab onto the hem of your shirt or sleeve so he doesn’t lose you

- but one time kenma disappeared into a gaming store and didn’t tell you or kuroo so ya’ll had to make an announcement for you and kuroo’s “baby”

- kenma was not amused

- copying of kuroo’s homework is more common than you think

- ya’ll literally don’t have any other friends except for the people on the volleyball team

- one time you complained to them that you wanted more girl friends and they laughed in your face

- i feel like kenma can’t really sleep without hearing you or kuroo’s voice so you guys always facetime before bed

- and if you can sing, kenma ‘forced’ you to sing a song/lullaby for him to sleep to

- kuroo also has moods were he HAS to see you and kenma like at all costs because he starts to get a little anxious without either one of you with him

- kuroo also has the habit to run up to you, pick you up and swing you around in a tight hug whenever he sees you

- you HAVE to go to their games. it’s basically a rule

- kenma acts like he doesn’t care whether or not you come to their games but he always tries a little bit harder when he see you in the crowd

- kenma loves it when you play games with him

- the volleyball team sees you a lot thanks to kuroo and kenma so the team is always trying to be your friend but kenma will kick them away and say that they’re annoying

- when you guys were little, a pact was made so that if you guys were still single by 30, you guys had to get married to each other

- you actually have a lot of matching things with kenma (because he like you more than kuroo)

- but once again, kuroo didn’t feel included so ya’ll went out and bought a bunch of matching things

- kuroo definitely calls your princess or ‘my love’ and kenma makes fun of him because he says that kuroo is so single that he has to call his best friend cheesy nicknames

- kenma just calls you by your name

gc name: bestie vibes only + kuroo

kenma: where’s y/n

kuroo: idk go find her

kenma: shut up i asked a question

kuroo: and i said that i dont know

you: HELLLLOOOOO I AM HERE

kenma: missed you

kenma: i can’t believe you left me alone

kuroo: im right here

you: sorry ken, i got caught up in something

you: you guys ready to go now?

kuroo: you smell different

kenma: you smell different

you: what do you mean? i didn’t do anything

kuroo: you smell like mens cologne 

kenma: its gross

kuroo: who have you been hanging out with????

you: no-one??? i dont think i smell any different

kenma: smells like axe 

kuroo: nah y/n, you’ve got to be kidding me

you: guys what?? stop being dramatic.

kenma: have you been hanging out with tora?

kenma: wouldn’t recommend it 

kenma: spending time with me is better

kuroo: us*

kenma: right. us

kuroo: anyways take your shirt off

you: okay stop stop. no. i don’t care if i stink. i’ll change when we get to kenma’s house

kenma: no, you ain’t coming into my house smelling like another guy

kenma: plus me and kuroo are busy rn

you: doing what?

kuroo: murder