#i think i like em shipnames

[sereneres]

dollz™ ³

newjeans x 6th member!reader / 0.8k

summary. — in which danielle has too much time on her hands. she also isn’t really there but we’re going to ignore that

warnings. — danielle is here yet isn’t at the same time

“this name thing is lowkey kinda hard.”

hyein huffs, rolling onto her side and raising an eyebrow at the older girl. “don’t you already have all of yours, unnie?”

“well, no, i still have to come up with with mine and ynnie’s.” hanni sighs, dropping her chin into her palm. “the others were easier. bbangsaz, kittyz, twotolz, niniz–”

“why are you and dani-unnie ‘niniz’?” haerin tilted her head. “couldn’t you just be ‘aussiez’? because you both came from australia?”

minji, sighing, patted the girl on the soldier with a look of faux sympathy. “don’t question it too much, haerin, you’ll just get lost in the complicatedness that is hanni’s mind.”

“hey, just so you know, danielle was the one who wanted niniz, not me!”

“oh.” minji blinked, then turned back to haerin to once again pat her on the shoulder. “nevermind haerin.”

“hey–”

hyein groans, turning to you as the two girls continued bickering. haerin, having already settled down on minji’s lap, starts to doze off.

“yn-unnie~” she whines, shuffling closer to you and placing her hands on your knees. “can you help me, please?”

her words are almost robotic, seeing as she had said them in english, and that, paired with the pouty look on her face, was enough to make you coo at the younger girl.

“don’t worry about it too much, hyein.” you murmured, placing a hand on her head and petting her. “it’ll come to us… hopefully.”

minji, being unable to move with a sleeping haerin in her lap, turns her head nearly one-hundred and eighty degrees to look at you. “maybe you should ask danielle for help. she’s pretty good at coming up with names.”

“sh– mph,” haerin yawned. “she made a list of ship names for us already. didn’t you guys get her message?”

“she did?” hanni frowned, picking up your phone. “when’d she send it?”

“hanni-unnie, that’s my phone–”

the older girl pressed a finger to your lips, her eyes fixed on the screen of your phone. “shush, yn, you weren’t using it anyway.” she paused. “uh, what’s your password again?”

“just use your own phone, unnie.” hyein sighed, plopping her head onto your lap. “it would be faster if you did.”

you too sigh, albeit more out of exasperation than tiredness. “debut date, hanni-unnie.” you reminded her for the nth time that month. “it’s our debut date.”

“right… did you use month day year, day month year, year month day, or year day month?”

“hanni-unnie.”

“okay, okay, i got it, no need to whine… oh wow this list is long–”

“what about barbiez?” hyein cut in, having pulled up the list on her own phone. “that’s pretty cute, right, yn-unnie?”

you hum. “it is, but i don’t think we can just use barbiez. for one thing, it would look weird being spelt with a z when everyone spells it with an s–”

“all of our shipnames look weird with a z though.” haerin muttered. “dani-unnie and i use ‘candyz’ and not ‘candies’…”

“and, most importantly, we could get into some issues using the name barbie despite not being affiliated to the brand.” you smile apologetically at the girl in your lap, the beginnings of a pout on her face. “sorry, hyein-ah, but we can’t use it.”

“what about bratz?” hanni suggested, having not paid attention to anything you had said. “you and hyein look like bratz, right, minji?”

minji blinks. “erm…” she glances at you, her silent plea for help plastering an amused yet small smile on your lips.

“we can’t use that one because, as i said earlier, copyright and or trademark issues, hyein.” you said. “also, i don’t think it would be a good look if we were called bratz. it’s too much like the word brats, and who knows how many people already think of us like that…”

“those pe’ple are jus’ haters, unnie.” haerin murmured sleepily. “ignore ‘em.”

hanni huffed and nodded her head in agreement with the younger’s words. “well said, haerin, well said.”

“okay, what about dollz?” minji asked, looking at hyein. she had, at somepoint, taken your phone from hanni and was going through the list danielle had created. “since you can’t use barbiez or bratz, why not just use dollz?”

“dollz.” hyein repeated thoughtfully, seemingly testing how the word sounded. “that’s…”

“it’s perfect.” you leaned forward, trying and failing to peek at the screen—it was a privacy screen, hence your failure—of your phone. “was it on dani-unnie’s list?”

the older girl nodded. “it was.” she gives you your phone before pointing at the name on the screen. “see, it’s like, ten or so names down from the first one in the third row.”

“oh… just how many names did dani-unnie come up with?”

“she came up with around twenty–”

“oh, that’s not that bad.”

“–for each pairing, excluding the ones we already made names for, so, around a hundred?”

“a hundred?!”

previous. / pairz. / next.

[iaminsideyourwalls]

2 am Reactor Dump

Featuring cameos from @beepiesheepie's Janitor OC Jay, @junkbrainz's Medic OC Lieke, and @friendlyengie's OC The Decoy! Make sure to vote for em all when you see em turn up in the TF2 ShipSwag OC Tourney! Team TF3!!

Scout appears. I like her with Scout because they both love to talk and they're both big fans of radioactive substances. I'd like to thank @chokulit for coming up with the shipname Rapid Decay for them, that's *chef's kiss* It's also fun to design cosmetics!! I love to design cosmetics!! I think she deserves a burly beast! I think everyone deserves a burly beast! Big win for tits!!

*speaking into the rug* I haven't been posting much because I've been fixated on OCs. Forgive me. this is the first time i'm getting the OC brainrot.

[redularium]

MOST RECENT VALERIE ART!!!!!! well just these two are Recent … made either yesterday or two days ago . the days Escape me . also i should’ve put more basic information on this to make it an actual ref sheet but maybe i’ll edit this post later to do all that . this is all i got rn

I FORGOT I CHANGED HER AGE SHES UM 28/29 I THINK!!!!!

Y’know i had a Whole tons of paragraphs of information i wrote for her but my upload Failed and im assuming its lost forever so um i Forgot what i wrote. life is great

I used to be So obsessed with her and always drew her a lot but i never Actually Developed her so why not do it right now . i’ll let her free from the cages of my mind and allow her to roam and finally potentially interact with the Psychonauts World and all of its Wonders…

She’s made herself a home somewhere in the Questionable Area? because i think it would be funny . She and Sam could make tons of food and stuff in that ummm the Lumberstack Diner (???) . i think they’d have fun (they’d be screaming and it’d be pure chaos maybe…)

This ref(?) is old by a Couple Months but i still like to use it . and these bottom last ones are mostly recent . except the obvious absolute last one from Last Year

Three of these ones are when i was trying to redesign her but ultimately decided against it . I might draw her with a braid though that looks fun i think

Vale’s friends with Agent Whitlatch and Agent Bigelow, my favourite Agents ever in the World . Together, they’re the Lesbians™️ cuz i thought it was funny . and it still is . I love them . OMG Whitlow… their shipname………. but the three of ‘em are Agent Lyure, Agent Whitlatch, and Agent Bigelow!!!!!!

Though I might take the Agent position away from Vale and just . I dunno . she’d of course still work at the Motherlobe though . or somewhere there

OH ID LIKE TO THINK SHE WORKS A SHIFT WITH TERRYL I LOVE TERRYL A LOT!!!!!!! She could see Hollis there in the Psychoisolation… giggles OH and she likes to talk to the Receptionist sometimes!! i havent drawn Terryl

[nonbinaryaubrey]

me and my friend were talking abt this earlier but im still thinking abt it. theres so many sunflower shipnames.. some r cute i do like em. but some of them....errrrm. Bouncy Drowning. Tag yourself which sunflower shipname r u

[tequiilasunriise]

I’ve seen some Wenclay shippers call their ship Gothbee and I think that’s so damn cute so here’s to my RWBY roots when it comes to theme based shipnames:

Wenclair: I’ve seen some people complain we could’ve had Sinday, or Wenid, but guys… ✨Woewolf✨

Yokovina: I do ship them lots but uhhhh maybe? Background Baddies??? We dunno much about Divina and Yoko and I’m so, so sorry fer this lame suggestion please comment a better one fer me

Bianko: Another great ship, and now I’m just throwing random suggestions- Fangqueen?

Biankovina: I think they’d be a cute throuple and maybe Bloodsong? We got vamps and sirens AND it sounds badass

Enko? Yonid?: I ship them as bros like I do Freezerburn but I saw someone call em Wolfbat and I think that’s cute

Wyl*r: I hate this ship immensely but Hyde & Seek would be a hella funny theme shipname you have to admit

W*vier: Also hate this ship immensely and uh. Idk. You know there’s art hoes? Well call this one Artwoes

Tyler x Xavier,, Tylope? Is that it???: I’ve seen this one gaining popularity after Hunter joked about it and I think that’s enough to ship it, call em Wednesday’s Rejects- KIDDING KIDDING idk Hydeart

Ajax x Xavier, idk Ajaxavier???: I’ve seen this one a few times and you know what? Artstoner because all of my braincells went into cool sapphic shipnames

Ajax x Tyler, Tyjax?: Also seen this a few times in fics, so maybe Hydestone? Idk man I rlly dont

Enid x Ajax, Enjax?: Don’t ship them personally, theyre more chaos homies together in my eyes, but call em Rattlewolf like a rattlesnake you know?

Ajax x Eugene, Genejax?: I saw this once or twice on ao3 and honestly sure why not? Honeysnake might do the trick

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

I gotta know, how many sonas/self ships you got there Cherry Bomb?! 👀

How much love you got to share around?😉

Oh man, there's so many 🤣 Some I haven't even shared yet! But I guess I'll name em all! [Or the ones that I recall/remember-] these are also all my romantic and not any of my platonics or OCs!

Chrysta, Fruitbats 🦇🍒 [Lost Boys]

Kim, Kordy ❌️🧡 [Eddsworld Tord- who was actually my first selfship!]

Tamsin, Tamsitello🍊💜 [TMNT Donatello]

Tammy, 🤘🏻🎸Most Excellent Tutor⚡️🤘🏼/💔🤖Bogus Babe🤖💔 [BaT movies both Bill and Ted]

Nancy, 🎀CobraBaby🎀 [Stand By Me Ace]

Evelyn, 💚🐈‍⬛️kittypaws🐈🩵 [Lackadaisy Mordecai Heller]

Don't have Shipnames for any of these yet!

Boromir is one from LOTR with Gwendolyn and Fili from The Hobbit as well with Saramella!

Genevieve, 1993 Three Musketeers with Athos.

BBC three musketeers with either Athos or Aramis [haven't watched enough to choose yet LMAO]

Rosemary, Phantom Of The Opera Erik.

Mavis, MCU Loki.

She doesn't have a name yet case I made her when I was like 8 but I actually made an insert for Monster in Paris YES WITH THE FLEA GO AWAY

Tamarynn Smith, Friday the 13th Jason.

Tamalynn Jones, The Boy, Brahms.

Lillian Parks, Bendy And The Ink Machine, Sammy Lawrence.

Anddd.... I think that's all of em! Lemme know if you'd want a list of familial of platonics but here's my romantics!!

[jestroer]

Oooh Etho+Tango? I dunno the shipname:(

There was an anon who asked for the same thing and they called it Tangtho! High demand it seems. Naruto-looking ass nerds. Love em to death. I do really like them, tho i do not have any deep thoughts i just think they are neat. Two nerds making games together. Giggling while exploding stuff. Smooching above a giant firepit maybe 😳😳 Etho is Tango's little winner. He is so proud. I cant wait for Decked out partially just to see Tango simping for Etho

[detective-writes]

Introduction and (future) Masterpost!

Hello! My name is Rayx and I decided to revamp a dead sideblog to be something I wanted to try! Here you will find writing but it'll be from requests (either sent in the inbox or DMs)! I will have anon on in but it will be turned off if y'all don't behave.

What I will write, what fandoms I write for, and what I won't write for is under the cut!

Brief DNI: TERFs, H//rry P//tter fans, bigots, prosh//ppers,

Fandoms I'll write for:

Star Wars (The Clone Wars TV show, The OG trilogy, and the recent movies mostly. I have yet to watch the prequels and haven't finished other media.)

Sherlock (Doyle's, Elementary and BBC's mostly.)

Hitman 2016

Hannibal

Fablehaven

Lockwood & CO

Heavy Rain

Red Dead Redemption

Undertale (and any AUs that aren't NSFW)

Supernatural (I haven't watched the finale so please don't spoil anything)

Ace Attorney

Detroit Become Human

Venom (I haven't watched the second movie yet)

Legend of Zelda (I haven't played/watched Tears of the Kingdom)

My Hero Academia (I didn't watch all of it but I watched enough to get an understanding of characters)

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye Egos (is that still the term?)

AFK Arena

More to be added

Fandoms I might write for:

Danganronpa (I've only watched gameplay of THH though)

Attack on Titan

Death Note

Gravity Falls (I'm on the last season but haven't finished)

Rick and Morty

Scooby Doo

Love, Nikki

Slashers (it's under a 'maybe' because I'm not too confident in writing the slashers well but willing to try!)

Cookie Run

What I can write:

Character x Character

Character x Reader

Character Headcanons

Ship Headcanons

X Reader Headcanons

Hurt/Comfort

Fluff

Angst

AUs

Specific Tropes (enemies to lovers, "there's only one bed", etc)

What I won't write:

NSFW (I have a sideblog [ @detective4sideblog ] where I share my NSFW writing and do take requests. This is going to be a SFW blog.)

Inc//stous Pairings (*looks at SWs Clones in specific)

Adult Character x Underage Character

V//re

Over-the-top violence

Anything relating to self harm

Abusive Relationships (even if it's on par for the pairing, I do not feel comfortable writing that)

Ships I Will Write:

Note: Feel free to ask about any I did not list!

Star Wars:

Codywan (Obi Wan/Cody)

Rexwalker (Anakin/Rex)

Padtine (Satine/Padmé)

Obitine (Satine/Obi Wan)

Anakin/Rex/Padmé

Obi Wan/Satine/Cody

Ploit (Plo Koon/Kit Fisto)

Skysolo (Han Solo/Luke Skywalker)

Finpoe (Poe/Finn)

Poe/Rey/Finn

Most other ships you can think of from SWs, feel free to shoot an ask to make sure!

Sherlock:

Mormor (Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty)

Johniarty (John Watson/Jim Moriarty)

Johnastian (John Watson/Sebastian Moran)

Mollrene (Irene Adler/Molly Hooper)

Hooperan (Sebastian Moran/Molly Hooper)

Specifically Victorian Johnlock (John Watson/Sherlock Holmes)

I think that covers everything, though there's others but regardless.

Hitman:

Dianseven (Agent 47/Diana Burnwood)

Hannibal:

Hannigram (Hannibal Lector/Will Graham)

I don't know any other Hannibal ships but feel free to inform me, I'll gladly write for 'em :)

Lockwood & CO:

Locklyle (Anthony Lockwood/Lucy Carlyle)

George/Lucy/Lockwood (is this a ship? Either way, listing it)

Heavy Rain

Jars (Norman Jayden/Ethan Mars)

I might write for Norman/Blake if I like the prompt enough but they aren't my cup of tea. Same goes for Ethan/Madison.

Ethan/Grace (*shrugs*)

RDR

Vandermatthews (Dutch Van Der Linde/Hosea Matthews)

Arthur Morgan/Kiran Duffy (I can't remember their ship name atm)

Charles/Arthur Morgan (I can't remember the shipname again)

Most other pairings you can think of that don't break my "won't write" list :)

Undertale

Sansby (Sans/Grillby)

Burger Guy/Nice Cream Guy

Papyton (Papyrus/Mettaton)

Undyne/Alphys

Soriel (Sans/Toriel)

SPN

Destiel (Castiel/Dean Winchester)

Sabriel (Gabriel/Sam Winchester)

Bobby/Crowley

Like I said, I haven't watched the finale...or much past season 5 or 6 so...yeah.

Ace Attorney

Wrightworth (Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth)

Detective Gumshoe/Phoenix Wright

Maya Fey/Franziska von Karma

Larry Butz/Phoenix Wright

DBH

Reed900 (Gavin Reed/RK-900)

Hankcon (Hank Anderson/Connor)

Markus/Simon

North/Markus

North/Markus/Simon

Venom

The obvious canon Venom/Eddie Brock

LoZ

Zelink (Zelda/Link)

Sidlink (Prince Sidon/Link)

Mipha/Link

Mipha/Zelda

Link/Sheik

Midlink (Midna/Link)

Midna/Zelda

MHA

Honestly anything BUT Midoriya/Bakugo.

Egos

Darkstache (Wilford Warfstache/Darkiplier)

Antiaverage (Antisepticeye/Chase Brody)

Anti/Marvin the Magnificent

Chase Brody/Marvin

Schneeplbro (Doctor Schneeplestein/Chase Brody)

Googleplier/Chase Brody

There's more but I'm forgetting them 😭

AFK Arena

Thane/Baden

Treznor/Nevanthi

Idk any other ships so feel free to request

Masterpost:

Will be updated in the future :)

[ma-lark-ey]

Lark Liveblogs Literature episode 3: Six of Crows duology

As we did with Harry Potter, Shadow & Bone Trilogy, and will be doing with The Mortal Instruments when I get back around to them I am liveblogging my reactions to Six of Crows.

What I know prior:

- We’ve got a guy named Kaz, he’s got a cane. My younger sister tells me I’ll adore him so I trust her judgement.

- There’s also a guy named Jesper, who one of my mates stole the name from for a water genasi. He’s queer??

- we also have someone named Wylen. My sister loves him a lot and tells me I will also love him though I am sceptical.

1.) Six of Crows (5/4/23— 10/4/23)

(8/10)

Right off the bat, I really love Inej! Her perspective is really lovely and her affection (/p) for Kaz is very clear from the get-go. It’s so juicy to meet our main protagonist from the perspective of an admirer and NOT themself. I’m obsessed with that.

I’m very respectfully in love with Kaz and did not say I’d makeout with him in the groupchat in front of god and everyone. No, sir. I am the most normal about Kaz Brekker.

Moving on from my goof, I really love Kaz just as a character. Having a disabled protagonist, much less one that’s Top Dog and very clearly feared and respected by his peers is SO GOOD. And quite honestly I think he’s the first disabled protag I’ve seen that wasn’t like, pity porn or magically nullified (at least in books. Love you Toph of Avatar fame). So if anyone has good reccs of other disabled protag books, drop ‘em. I’d love to read more.

OH I LIED ACTUALLY I READ STORMRUNNER!! I just didn’t get a chance to finish that series entirely so sorry I forgot about that. Love him SO MUCH. he and Kaz are my besties.

Inej 💖💖💖

Thats all.

Also the Banter!!! I’m not even a hundred pages in but the banter in Six of Crows is SO much better than Shadow & Bone. Bardugo has really grown as an author between these two series and it shows. The characters feel much more solid in this. Whereas Shadow & Bone’s characters (minus like, Alina, Nikolai, and Mal) felt extremely 2D at times (in my opinion) and I can see layers to Jesper, Inej, and Kaz right off the bat.

MATTHIAS H E L L O TOXIC MAN OF THE WEEK. im going to eat him.

My sister is fighting for her LIFE defending Matthias but I. THIS MAN IS A CONVICTED SLAVE TRAFFICKER??? SHE SAID ITS NOT HIS FAULT. girl. Get help.

Forgot to update this. Kaz is SOOOOO downbad. He’s DOWNBAD. just kiss her idiot. IDIOT. Wylan is funny, I wanna flick him on the forehead and ruffle his hair. He’s so goofy.

I’m not fully convinced Jesper ISN’T in love with Kaz.

THIS FIREPOX FLASHBACK IS A SPECIAL KIND OF FUCKED UP !!! “Together, they drifted, Jodie’s distended body acting as a raft.” Kaz…..

PIECED TOGETHER WHY KAZ HAYES TOUCH IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY

EVERYONE IN THIS BOOK DOWN BAD FOR EACH OTHER!!! LOVE HEXAGON FR.

The Jylan Wesper whatever the fuck this shipname is development is literally such a tone change from Kaz I’m LAUGHING.

Kaz: This is how my brother died, audience.

Jesper, boutta catch himself a twink: cowabummer.

Nina. Nina you’re better than this. Nina how could you get the alarm sounded. NINA.

Okay debriefing after part five. I’m so. So. So.

Kaz and Inej better kiss. Jesper stop flirting you are about to die. Matthias I almost killed you alive. I wanted to burn you at the stake fr. Nina you’re a queen. You’re theiving. Kaz dont die so you can admit emotional vulnerability for the first time ever. Jesper so proud of you for overcoming tour cringe crush on Kaz. Hurry ip and makeout with Wylan this tension is PAINFUL.

THE ENDING THE ENDING THE ENDING SHSBSBSBSB THATS SO MUCH IM GOING TO EAT WYLAN I LOVE HIM. BOY OF ALL TIME. ILL MAKE OUT WITH YOU.

2.) Crooked Kingdom (13/4/23-17/4/23)

(9/10)

Listen. Okay. My Tumblr was glitched out for the first half of this book so I couldnt say anything but I can NOW.

All of this is WILD.

Kaz Brekker, you are stupid and dumb and I NEED you to be honest about your emotions for ONCE. i swear to GOD you pathetic little WORM.

Wylan’s mother what the HELL. what is HAPPENING. This is so fucked up I hope Jan Van Eck gets his life fucking destroyed by Kaz fuck him UP.

Kuwei i love and hate you so much you cheeky fuck that was so sly but also how fucking dare you do Jesper like that. Little shit. You’ve been too heavily influenced by these deceitful little canal rats.

Wylan babygirl I love you. I’ll kill you if you ACTUALLY spilled to your dad. Honestly thank god Kaz barely tells you anything. I love you. Rot in hell for this one.

STURMHOND 💓💓💓 NIKOLAI LANTSOV 💖💞🖤💚💞 I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE YOU IM SO HAPPY YOURE HERE I MISSED YOU BESTIE MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH IM SUCH A NIKOLAI GIRLIE YOU GUYS.

Oh update on Matthias I’m neutral on him now. Sorry for my Matthias slander earlier. I do still have beef.

Everytime a plot twist happens in this book its like “YES. MICHAEL. what do you want now? More money? A check? My SOUL?”

Okay Wylan. Sorry I cussed you out so bad. You’re good. We’re friends again

MATTHIAS DIES????

Wild ride through and through. Obsessed with this. I would’ve liked to see more of Inej’s closure than we did— but I’m not mad at it. I think Pekka being the closing chapter was. I dont know. I have neutral feelings on the Pekka chapter.

I do think I like Crooked Kingdom more than Crows? I really liked it a lot !! And. I will be honest with myself and admit its because of the Sturmhond content. I know myself. I can admit when I am foaming at the mouth over my #1 bestie babe of all time Nikolai Lantsov.

That’s. All. I suppose?

Really did enjoy it !! If you have a fic where we see more of Inej and her family reuniting. Drop it. Or recs in general. I need more recs. I dont know the tag culture of this fandom yet <<3 scary <<3

Next series: All For the Game, Nora Sakavic.

Bonus:

Here’s my ranking of the Crows, btw. I love them all but some. Significantly more than others not sorry.

1. Wylan Hendricks

2. Inej Ghafa

3. Kaz Brekker

4. Jesper Fahey

5. Nina Zenik

6. Matthia Helvar

I dont know if this is a hot take or not. I just. <<3 Wylan and Inej <<3

[redtomatofan]

It seems that Sugar has won the poll!

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... but watch me be all consistent and decisive and eventually pick not one, not two, but three nicknames (yay me!) Since other characters do have more than one and there was actually pretty fierce battle between Sugasuga and Noods...

Ya can choose to use whichever one you like more~ Also thank you Anon and Meebs for those lovely suggestions! <3

[chemiste]

Voicemail. ~one-shot~

a/n: howdy babes, last night i was reading through @toothpastekissy​ masterlist, basically gobbling up everything and came upon Leaked Feelings! I loved the concept of it so I decided to write my own version :) lmk if y’all want a part two!

ALSO, i recorded myself singing both songs i wrote for harry,,,, if ya want to know the tunes i was thinking for them, comment if you want them and ill post em.

my masterlist

There they were.

The leaked files.

When you got a call at 4 am this morning, you did not expect your publicist to be telling you some of your exes songs were leaked.

“What’s that got to do with me?” You asked, still half asleep.

“They’re about you, Y/N.”  Well now you’re awake.

“What?” You shot up out of bed, padding over to your white desk, fuzzy pink socks on your feet. You opened your laptop and jumped onto twitter, scrolling through with one hand while the other held your phone. #StylesLeak was trending worldwide, as was #Y/N.

HarryUpdates tweeted:

OMG OMG RED ALERT WE GOT LEAK SONGS Y’ALL

FineFuckinLine tweeted:

OOF, what the fucccccck did harry do to Y/N? These are all apology songs!!! No wonder the break up was hush hush

E!News tweeted :

Hey everyone! We know Harry Styles and Y/N L/N stans are up early this morning! Leaked songs from Harry sales have been put out on the web for everyone to see. The two singers had called it quits 3 years ago, but now they’re the trending topic again! #shipname is now trending #1 worldwide, I didn’t ever think we’d see that one again! Go to our website for more!

You heard you publicist let out a big sigh, you put your phone on speaker and set it down on the desk next to you so you could keep looking.

“There are 7 songs, and each one has your name in it or as the title.”

It was a bit of shock, to say the least.

You had hung up with your publicist a while ago and were now debating on whether to listen to the songs or not, you had found a fan account that had the leaked files all ready to go for your entertainment, but something made you hesitate clicking the url.

“You Bastard!” You screamed, shoving him back into the wall. 

Mascara was streaming down your face, the satin red cocktail dress you wore now crumpled as your crouched to grab your suitcase from underneath the bed.

“Please listen, it’s not what you think—“ Harry started, you whipped around to the man before you, fire burning in your eyes.

“Oh, really Harry? How is me hearing you say ‘yeah Y/N is alright, but gotta keep the media happy ya know’ on a voicemail I probably wasn’t supposed to get not what I think?” 

Quickly, you zipped the bag closed, kicking your heels off and shoving your feet into your beat up converse. He let out an exasperated breath, tears starting to shine in his eyes.

“I—I was drunk Y/N! I was with some friends just joking around and—“ 

“Drunk words are sober thoughts Harry.” 

You snapped back, slipping your tench coat on and racing for the stairs, luggage in hand. You rubbed away the endless tears running down your face as you made it to the living room, collecting your keys.

H raced down after you, mumbling over words—

‘Excuses’, You thought.

Right before you opened the front door, he grabbed your hand that was wrapped around the handle of your suitcase. 

“Please Y/N, can’t we just sit down and talk this out—“ 

“There’s nothing to talk about Harry, you made that perfectly clear when I had to listen to you compare me some ‘other models’ while at a very important record dinner! I had to fucking sit there, eyes on me, and act like you weren’t ripping my heart out one word at a time!” 

You snatched your hand out of his and moved out the door, 

“Don’t call me,” was the last thing you said before slamming the door shut.

Bringing back those memories was something you didn’t want to do, it had been 3 years since the break up. Harry didn’t come after you, even though a part of you wished he had. Wished he had tried harder to get you back. But alas, shortly after, he started dating a model, Camile or something, and your relationship was tossed aside like yesterdays newspaper. 

You moved back and forth with your mouse on the link, eventually you closed the page. Instead of fully chickening out, you decided to go to your favorite platform for celebrity gossip, tumblr.

“At least one of his die-heart fans must have the lyrics written down already.” 

You mumbled to yourself, logging into your secret side blog about cats, Captain America, and cute outfits. 

After not that much digging you found a blog, harrysmygod, (you definitely rolled your eyes at the name) had a whole posting written out about it already.

“They’re sure on top of everything, I’ll give them that.”

You started to read.

Hello my harries! 

So if you’ve been up these past few hours, something big has happened! HARRY STYLES HAD SOME FUCKING SONGS LEAKED!!! And no, I don’t mean songs that could have been on the FineLine album, I mean OLD songs! 

And they’re about, you know my fav girl, Y/N! Now, we know their break up 3 years ago was very quick and hush-hush, not much details ya know? 

BUT WE GOT THE JUICE NOW LADIES!! 

The boy wrote 7 songs that got leaked, and you wonder why I know they’re about her? Y/N is a lyric or title word used in all of them! Thats right, all 7 songs. I’ve done the best thing for everyone and written out the lyrics for you to look through, I’ve only kept one chorus and each new verse, if you listen to the song and its repeated I only wrote it down one for you, blah blah you get it? 

Great! Heres the first one, it’s called Voicemail.

You took a deep breath and scrolled down.

The look on your face,

The hurt in your eyes,

Made me realize, my lover was gone,

I never got to say goodbye.

Oh, Oh, Ah, Oh.

The words I had said, not true,

I’m so sorry you heard them too.

When you came home in that dress,

Mascara dripping onto your chest.

I knew I had fucked up,

One voicemail turning us to dust.

If you ever hear this song,

Know that I was wrong,

You were the best thing in my life,

Now those flames have turned to ice.

Oh, Oh, Ah, Oh.

Y/N, please remember the love we once had together,

So I know I am real

And then maybe, we could try to heal.

Heaaaaaaaaaal.

Wow you guys, this SONG! Totally sucks that harry didn’t mean to release them cause totally invasion of privacy (sorry harry), but lucky for us we’ve got some info on what happened between Y/N and him! 

I’m thinking maybe a voicemail gone wrong? They could have been in a fight and he said something that cut too deep? Lmk what you guys think, heres the next on called Gone.

You scrolled through them, you read all the songs. Lover’s Funeral, Drunk Thoughts, Empty Seat, Your Sock Drawer, and then finally, Y/N.

Alright, we’ve made it to the last song my dudes. And personally it’s my favorite!!!! This was the last song leaked, but I feel the most important. Here’s Y/N.

Oh, Y/N, Y/N, Y/N,

You make my heart fly,

I feel as though I could touch the sky,

I only need your love to try.

My love, love, love

You shine brighter than any star above.

Make me count everyday,

I should have tried to make you stay.

Oh, Y/N, Y/N, Y/N

I know we can agree

That I’m a bastard

Im a flake,

You made the right choice

Walking out on me

But could I have

A second chance,

I know it would be worth it

In the end

Because I’d get,

On one knee,

And promise myself to you

For all eternity.

Oh, Y/N Y/N Y/N

My love, love, love

Oh, Y/N Y/N Y/N

My love, love, love

You gasped, basically jumping away from the computer like it was on fire. Thoughts raced through your mind, you grabbed your head, trying to keep it all together. 

He wanted to marry you? Impossible. 3 Years ago this man was thinking about proposing, then how could he say all those horrible things about you?

“He’s not worth another heartbreak, stop it, stop it!” You chanted to yourself.

While you paced back and forth making a dint in your soft white carpet, you had tuned out the notifications for instagram, twitter, and calls coming through to you. 

But then a certain dial tone popped up that you had only set for one person.

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

You glanced to your phone on the table and froze.

Bastard (wasn’t allowed to block, fuck PR)

Sent you a message.

Bastard (wasn’t allowed to block, fuck PR)

Sent you a message.

Bastard (wasn’t allowed to block, fuck PR)

Sent a voice file “Mrs. Styles.”

Bastard (wasn’t allowed to block, fuck PR)

Sent a voice file “I Should Have Fought.”

Bastard (wasn’t allowed to block, fuck PR)

Sent a voice file “I’m Sorry.”

<3

here’s part 2!!!!!!!!!

[captainjimothycarter]

Double Trouble

AN: Total crack fic thanks to the Steggy Discord and my love for Chesternut. Chester Phillips/Sarah Rogers just makes sense. The shipname, not so much.

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Link to AO3

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Peggy and Steve have an announcement at the same time that Sarah and Chester do. Chester just reacts differently, is all.

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“Sarah, there’s something we need to tell you,” Peggy said, not long after she and Steve had sat down for breakfast.

“Funny, Chester and I have something we need to tell you, but you go first, love.” Sarah had their back to them, finishing flipping the last pancake onto a growing stack. “Too bad Mr. Grump didn’t get home until four in the morning last night.”

Steve cringed slightly, sharing a look with Peggy while his ma wasn’t looking. Sarah didn’t know right off that her son was Captain America - or at least Steve didn’t think so. He liked to keep it that way, not wanting to involve his mother in the dangerous and hectic lifestyle that was being a hero. Phillips had stayed late last night, finishing up paperwork and arguing with some politician or another on the phone while Steve had gotten in just as late to the office after another mission. Peggy had fallen asleep on the couch, one of Phillips’ jackets tucked around her like a blanket.

“She’s under my care, course I’m gonna make sure she doesn’t freeze to death in this office,” Phillips grumbled when Steve picked up the jacket to hand it back to him. It was the closest they’d get to Phillips saying he cared about them during work hours.

“I didn’t say anything,” Steve cheesed, both of them instantly hushing when Peggy groaned and started to wake up from Steve’s presence.

“I don’t know what you two do in that office that keeps him so late,” Sarah continued, finally turning back around to look at the pair sitting side by side. “Or should I say, I don’t know what the three of you do in that office to stay so late? You look exhausted, you shouldn’t have come over so early, then!”

Peggy laughed just to brush the concern off, rubbing Steve’s thigh under the table. “Well, we couldn’t wait any longer and I didn’t want to call so early to wake you two up. Not with Phill-Chester getting in so late.”

“Alright, then. What’s the big news?” Sarah mused, pushing the stack of pancakes on the table and walking around to sit down with her steaming cup of tea. Ginger tea, by what Steve could smell. Peggy drank the same kind, ever since…

“We’re pregnant!”

Peggy was beaming from ear to ear, her hand laying over her belly. They were just a handful of weeks in, but she was already starting to show. They had no idea how the serum would have any effect on her or their unborn children and it was just a guessing game.

Steve’s face fell as his Ma didn’t say a word, just looking between them. They were married and even if that wasn’t the case, Ma loved Peggy. “Ma? You alright? You heard Peggy right, we’re…”

“No, no I heard you,” Sarah mumbled, rubbing her fingertips over the handle of her mug. “It’s just... we’re pregnant too. Chester and I.”

“You’re kidding!” Steve breathed. “I’m gonna have a sibling? Ma, that’s wonderful!”

He knew growing up he always wanted a sibling, having some jealousy for Bucky and his always seeming to grow family. He knew his Ma had tried once or twice with a guy or two she was dating, but her pregnancy with him had been so hard on her.

“Sarah, that’s amazing. When are you due? The doctor thinks we’re due near the end of October,” Peggy explained, standing up to wrap Sarah in a hug.

“The same time! Little pumpkins!” Sarah hugged her daughter-in-law tight as she could, kissing her cheek. “Oh, I am so happy for the two of you!”

“We’re happy for you, Ma. Seriously. I’m so glad you two can have a child,” Steve assured his Ma, pulling both of them into a gentle hug. “Excuse me, but I need to use the bathroom.”

“He’s going to have a slight freak out, isn’t it?” Sarah asked when she heard the bathroom door upstairs close. “Always the same, my Stevie.”

“That much hasn’t changed. You should’ve seen him when I told him. I asked Mr. Jarvis to bake me a cinnamon bun and left it in the oven for Steve to find. He panicked for a good hour, between being too happy and-”

Peggy paused at the sound of feet hitting the floor, following shuffling noises. She watched her boss and father-in-law shuffle into the kitchen, wearing pajamas, and a grumpy look. He made a confirmation grump at them before leaving to grab the paper.

Phillips was only gone for two minutes before he returned, paper secured under his arm. He looked more alert, eyes straight on her. 

“Please tell me I misheard you, Carter. Please tell me that you are not pregnant.” At Peggy’s blank look, he groaned and scrubbed at his face. “I forbid it. You’re too young to be pregnant Carter!”

Peggy huffed and rolled her eyes. “Forbid it? I’m 27, sir. And married.”

Phillips threw the paper down on the table with more force than necessary. “So?! That’s still too young to be fucking pregnant, never the mind married! Please tell me it’s Rogers’”

“Chester!” Sarah chided, rolling her eyes too. “Calm down, love. I know you care about them, but they are adults.”

“Calm down? No, Sarah, love, these are-are two young adults in love! Pregnant! No, I forbid it!”

All Peggy could do was give him a look that stated are-you-kidding-me. “Who else would I be fucking? And forewarning, my hormones are always a mess. So be careful how you answer that.”

“Great, just great,” Phillips sighed, rubbing at his temples. “I get a child and a grandchild. I already have an aneurysm named after you two, why not add two more!”

Phillips’ eyes snapped to Steve the second the unfortunate man had come back downstairs. “Rogers!”

Steve’s eyes widened, not taking his Ma nor his wife’s frantic look of get out of here for granted and tailing it back upstairs.

“Oh hell no, boy, get back here!” Phillips half-shouted, storming up the steps after Steve.

“He’s just very overprotective of you guys,” Sarah tried to soothe, rubbing her hand up and down Peggy’s arm. “Add the fact he’s slept maybe three hours. He’ll calm down once the news settles in. I just hope he’s not too hard on Steve.”

“Steve can handle it,” Peggy sighed, too exhausted to chase after the pair. Phillips can have his overprotective, adopted dad syndrome moment. “He’s handled much worse.”

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Steve grunted as Phillips pounded another fist into the door. “Will you stop? We’re married, Chester! It’s not like it was on accident and we have to have a shotgun wedding - if Peggy would even want that!”

“You listen here, boy! I walked her down the aisle, I married you too off. It doesn’t mean you two can-can go creating babies!” Phillips snapped, hitting the door again.

“Well, I ain’t complaining about you knocking my Ma up!” Steve countered. “You two are happy and married!”

“That’s different and you know it!”

“How?! How is that different?”

That seemed to stutter Phillips some, enough for him to stop hitting the door, enough for Steve to partway crack the door and look out to see him leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. Poor guy was really looking his age and showing the same panic Steve had been filtering on and off for the last few weeks.

“Because I didn’t know! About you two - I thought...I almost sent her on a possible dangerous assignment just last night, Steve!” Chester grumbled. “Plus, you two...you’re so young if you get hurt or-or Peggy. We’re older, we’re more settled, to a point. And I-”

“You’re terrified, huh?” Steve honestly asked. He nodded in agreement to Chester’s nod. “Yeah, I am too. Look, I know we’re young and things are a mess because of our...situation, who I am, and what naught but it’s not like we won’t have help. Hell, I’m terrified too. It’s not like I had a good pop to look up to. Bucky’s dad was the closest I’d get. You have...been amazing for my Ma, for us.”

“I guess we both just gotta figure this out, huh? How to be parents,” Chester sighed. “Thank god for our ladies, huh?”

“Yeah,” Steve agreed, hands shoved into his pockets. “Thank God for Ma and Peggy. We’d be lost without ‘em. The only thing we can do is do right by them, by our kids. We’re lucky to have the ladies in our lives that we do.”

[selfindulgent-undertalerps]

Grim x Horror x Monotype Part 1

They don't have a shipname yet :(

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Next

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Grim is taking a walk in a random AU, specifically the Waterfall part of it, He's looking around, coughing from time to time.

He looks like he's talking to himself.

"Okay You Say Cake, But What Cake?" He paused as if he was listening to someone "Plum? Hm . . .That Could Work" He's talking quietly.

Horror steps out of the shadows in front of Grim "howzit goin?"

Grim took a step back, slightly scared, "G-Good, Em . . . You?" He's slightly shaking.

"good." Horror grins wide and takes a step forward "wha'd ya say about a cake?"

"Oh I'm Making A Cake For Someone Close To Me" Grim is slightly nervous.

"what kinda cake ya makin?" Horror tugs at a eye socket, his eylight stares intensely at Grim.

"Yogurt Cake With Plums"

"yogurt cake?" Horror's eyes are wide and he leans in closer "sounds delicious"

"It Is" Grim is looking at Horror, he is nervous, "Is Everything Alright?"

Horror leans back drooling, his eyelight glazed over "just feelin.. hungry." His eyelight focuses back on Grim.

Grim thought for a moment, "Em . . . I Have Food At Home . . . So . . . You Can Come With Me If You Want . . .?" He coughed a few times and after this wiped the blood that was coming from his mouth.

Horror's grin widened and he leaned back towards Grim, uncomfortably close. "i would love to."

Grim blushed a bit, he took a step back, he holds out his hand "I'm Grim And What's Your Name?" He gives Horror a slightly nervous smile.

Horror holds out his hand "you can call me axe or horror" He shrugs "but that names sans, sans the skeleton heh.. in the f l e s h." Something metal glints suspiciously in Horror's hand.

"Nice To Meet You" Grim is ready to protect himself, but took Horror' hand and shook it slightly, he has a wound on his chest, one of his eyes is melted, he adjusted his glasses.

Grim feels sharp little pricks on the palm of his hand. Horror has tacks taped to his hand. He thinks it's a funny prank.

Grim lost 0,1 hp, he has 0,4hp currently, which immediately send him into panic mode, he teleported a few meters away from Horror.

Horror sweats nervously. he forgets sometimes that's not how you greet a new friend. his hand jams into his hoodie and pockets the offending "prank" and takes a step back further from Grim "sorry i'm-" one of his hands shoots up to his face to tug at his socket aggressively.

Grim gets worried "H-Hey It's Okay, Really" He took out a piece of chocolate and ate it to heal himself, his HP is 0,5 , "I'm Okay, See?"

Horror checks him and he stops the assault on his face "you're down to half" He looks confused and concerned.

"That's Basically My Max HP"

Horror looks more concerned, "only half?"

"I Technically Can Heal Up To 1 HP But It's Kinda Useless, Due To This" Grim gestured to the wound on his chest.

Horror stiffens and fidgets and he glances at Grim's face and looks at the ground in front of his feet.

"Are You Okay?" Grim took a few steps towards Horror.

Horror's seems to come back to himself, his eyelight snaps back into focus on Grim, he grins. "not doin half bad"

"Heh, Glad To Hear It"

Horror stands in place grinning silently.

"Sooo You Want To Go To My House? You Said You're Hungry, So I Could Give You Something" Grim just wants to be nice.

Horror looks surprised for a sec before grinning wider and nods.

Grim held out his hand so Horror can grab it, he's smaller than Horror, he's shaking a bit.

Horror reaches out slowly to take it, palm upwards so Grim can see it's empty.

Grim took his hand and teleported to his AU, in front of his house, He's smiling slightly, he mumbled something to himself.

Horror leans closer to Grim "what didja say?"

"Just Talking To Myself . . . A Terrible Habit Really" Not really the truth, but he doesn't want to talk about his 'ghost' problem.

"ok." Horror stands up straight and watches Grim expectantly. Grim opened the door to his house and let Horror inside.

Horror shambles in and looks around.

A cozy house, it's warm and smells nice, there's a lot of pictures on the walls.

Grim got inside and closed the door.

Horror turns around and grins at Grim with his too wide smile "nice place"

"Thank You" Grim went to the kitchen and started heating up water for some tea.

Horror followed him and watched him prepare the tea.

"So . . . Uh . . . What Do You Want To Eat?"

"heh... i could eat anything"

"Pasta?"

Horror grinned wider "sure"

Grim took out the things he needed and started cooking, in the meantime He prepared tea and gave a cup to Horror.

Horror took the cup reverently and sat at the kitchen counter to watch.

Grim started humming at some point.

Horror takes a sip of tea and it's really well made... he all but chugs the rest of it down.

Grim is still cooking, you can see that he's quite skilled in this.

Horror gets up and stands close behind Grim and leans over his shoulder to see what he's doing.

Grim is choping some onions, he noticed Horror "Hm?"

"you're good at this..."

"Thank You, I Like To Cook, It's Comforting For Me, My Brother Taught Me How To Cook . . ." Grim' smile disapeared from his face.

Horror's head tilted to the side questioningly "brother?"

"I Had A Brother, He Had A Bar Here In Snowdin, Really A Great Guy . . ." Grim' voice is sad.

Horror nods his head "you wanna talk about it?"

"I Could" Grim continued cooking "A Genocide Route Happened And Everyone, But Me, Is Dead"

"sorry for your loss"

"I Try To Live With That, Well Atleast I'm Not Alone" Grim smiled slightly.

Horror pats Grim on the shoulder "...... want help cookin?"

"You Could Help Me If You Want" Grim smiled at him.

Horror rolls up his sleeves and washes his hands and gestures in a offer to finish chopping vegetables.

Grim let him finish, he drank a bit of his tea, He's slightly shaking.

Horror notices Grim shaking "yah okay?"

"Yeah Just A Bit Cold"

Horror sets the knife down, shucks off his jacket, wordlessly holding it out to Grim.

"Are You Sure?"

Horror nods and lets out a deep chuckle "take it, it won't bite."

"Hehe Okay" Grim took the jacket and put it on himself, it's too big "Heh"

Horror blushes and turns back to finish chopping, he's almost done.

Grim smiled and began doing other things they needed to finish the pasta.

Soon the pasta was almost ready, Grim called someone "Hey . . . When Are You Coming Back? . . . Food's Almost Ready . . . We Have A Guest . . . Okay, Love You Too . . ." He hung up.

"who's that?" Horror's eyelights fixated on the food. He's drooling a little.

"I Was Talking With My Boyfriend, They Should Be Here In A Moment" Grim took a plate, put food on it and handed it to Horror "Here"

Horror looks like he's about to eat off the plate with his face right there. however, he pauses and shakes his head. "got a fork?"

"Yeah" Grim handed him a fork "You Must Be Really Hungry" He's kinda worried.

Someone entered the house.

"i usually am.." Horror stiffins at the sound of the door and then relaxes, remembering the mention of Grim's boyfriend. he shuffles hesitantly towards the kitchen table watching the entryway closely like a nervous cat..

Monotype walked into the kitchen, or rather floated, "Hey"

"Heya" Grim is smiling, He put some food on a second plate and gave it to Mono. Mono took it and went to the table.

Horror eyes mono nervously and sits down, hunched over his plate. "hello"

Mono smiles at him "I'm Monotype, Mono for short, what's your name?" They began to eat.

Grim sat down next to them with a cup of tea, but no food.

Horror stabs some pasta with his fork "heh... most call me horror" he's eyeing Grim with his cup of tea with a furrowed brow when he takes a bite.

Horror's eyelight blows wide and he chews slowly. He looks back and forth between Grim and his plate, a bright blush rising on his face before attacking his food ravenously.

"Does It Taste Good?" Grim asked.

"'ice to meet ya" Mono smiled and drank some tea from a cup he got in the meantime.

Horror snorts at the pun and wipes his face. "heh ice to meet ya too." He chuckles. Horror then nods to Grim "this dish is so good it's prepastarous."

Grim starts giggling "I'm Glad That You Like It"

"You should eat something" Mono is worried a bit.

"I'm Not Hungry" Grim drinks his tea.

"Gówno prawda" Mono Said in a foreign language.

Horror, who's already finished his plate, shoots Grim a indescribable look. "you're not eating?"

"Like I said I'm not hungry . . . I'll eat later" Grim put his arms on the table and places his head in them.

"I hope you'll eat later . . ." Mono sighed.

Horror looks back and forth between Grim and his plate again, this time looking more concerned. He comes to a decision and stands up taking his plate to the kitchen. He piles on a massive helping for himself.

He then pulls out another plate and portions out only a couple small scoops. Horror grabs some cutlery and walks back and sits across from Grim.

He puts his overflowing plate in front of himself and scoots the other across the table nudging Grim's arms with it. " . . . please eat." Horror sounds slightly distressed.

Grim looks at Horror and sighs "Alright . . . I'll Eat . . . " He slightly rubbed his eyesockets and began eating slowly.

"Wow, you managed to get him to eat on your first try, congrats" Mono smiles softly "And Thanks"

Horror nodded at Mono and blushed. He watched Grim eat for a second before resuming his one man act of a pasta garbage disposal.

The three of them ate in peace, Mono is watching Horror with curiosity, a faint greish purple blush on their cheekbones.

Horror was savoring that last few bites with a groan, eyes closed and blissed out. He finished up with a belch and leaned back in his chair sagging with contentment. "that was pasta-tively delicious."

Both skeletons snickered at the pun, Grim didn't eat much from his portion, but atleast ate something, he's smiling.

Horror didn't know what it was but, even with just having met them, he felt really comfortable around these two... "hey uh thanks for the meal, even though i... well.." Horror hooked a phalange in his eyesocket. He was fidgeting uneasily and staring at the table.

"Don't Worry About It, Really, I Forgive You" Grim gave him a bright smile, a slight red blush dusting his black cheekbones.

Horror looks up and meets Grim's gaze. Oh no he's he's cute. Horror blushes furiously and glances at Mono and back down to the table twiddling his thumbs.

He's unsure what to do now, and the room is feeling rather warm despite not having his jacket. Horror tugs at the collar of his shirt, sweating.

"Are ya okay?" Mono Has a small smirk on his face. Grim is worried. Both Skeletons are watching Horror.

"y-yeah sorry.. god it's cute in here though...." Horror's eyes widen "i-i mean hot!!! agh! warm!" Horror's face could single handedly light up a gyftmas tree. He sinks in his seat as if that could hide himself.

Horror wishes he had his jacket to hide in.

Both Skeletons are blushing and smiling

"Well you look great too" Mono placed his hand on top of Grim' to calm him down.

If Horror could blush harder he would. He looks between Grim and Mono, shifting in his seat nervously.

Horror stands up suddenly, "lemme clean up" he snatches the other two's plates and piles them on his own, escaping quickly to the kitchen.

Mono and Grim started talking quietly between themselves.

Horror shovels Grim's leftovers in his mouth and puts the rest in a tupperware container. He runs the faucet for a sec, letting the water heat up and got himself to scrubbing.

Grim is watching him, he coughed a few times, he's still wearing Horror' jacket.

Horror throws Grim a concerned glance at the coughing and then looks away quickly.

He's surprised he hasn't gotten light headed from all the blushing he's doing. "you uh, cough alot..." Horror states more sounding like a question.

"Yeah . . . Mostly Because Of This Wound . . ." Grim rested his skull on his hand.

Horror stares at him with pinched brows for a second before glancing at his jacket still engulfing Grim, and quickly looking away, focusing all his attention back on the dishes.

"Heh, It's Nothing Really" Grim laid his head on the table and closed his eyes.

Horror finishes the dishes and drys his hands. He turns to the two skeletons and grins.

"thanks for the meal." He scratches the back of his skull "i better get goin though..."

"Oh Okay, I enjoyed our time together" Mono is looking at him "You're welcome here anytime"

"Yeah , I Really Enjoyed It Too. . . Oh I Should Probably Give You Your Jacket Back" Grim began taking it off.

Horror almost wanted to tell him to keep it, if he didn't feel so naked without it, he probably would have... instead he stepped forward and helped Grim out of it, his soul fluttering in his chest at the close proximity.

Grim smiled at him, a really sweet smile, "I'm Really Happy That We Met"

"uhhh same." Horror's face lights up again both at Grim's smile and the embarrassingly less than smooth response. He gives Mono a half wave "it was nice meetin ya too"

"Same" Mono gave him a smile "See you soon?"

Horror nods blushing just a little bit more, "see ya" and with that he blips out.

[voxxcd-a]

Two different characters! Since we know Vox's opinion on em (poor guy lmao), but not the mun's! Whats ya stand on Vox with Alastor and Vox with Angel?

Who do you ship my muse with? I’ll tell you how I feel!

Opinion on the ship itself: I don’t have a lot of opinions on it. I don’t really think about ships with Alastor in general bc in my head he’s firm aroace and just the way I see alastor even if he did want sex I just don’t really see it with Vox?

Would I consider shipping it, myself?: On this blog? Yes totally. If I’m purely looking at how I interpret canon? Not rlly

Favorite thing about it: I do be loving hateships tho

Least favorite thing about it: I’m a firm Sex/Romance-repulsed aroace alastor lover

How do I feel about their shipname?: i dont kno their ship name--

1 out of 10, how would I rate it?: 6/10

Opinion on the ship itself: Look I like the ship but the last thing Angel needs is another man w power over him abusing him let the boi relax--

Would I consider shipping it, myself?: Yeah

Favorite thing about it: Unhealthy power dynamics do be fun-

Least favorite thing about it: Angel deserves better

How do I feel about their shipname?: im pretty sure this doesnt have a ship name

1 out of 10, how would I rate it?: 7/10

[twilightofthe]

Chapter Four liveblog of The Mandalorian!  Let’s go!!!

This title is just “Sanctuary”, it bothers me that this one doesn’t start with “The ___” like the other ones do ;p

Fish shrimp things!!!

Aww village!!!!

Oh no this is too peaceful when are they gonna get attacked

Aaaand there go the birds 

What’s coming?

Surprise surprise bad guys

Pirate raiders of some sorts

Clever mom, tho I’m guessing she’s gonna die

Oh they look like Tolkien orcs

Oh boy Mando Man’s gonna come save them!

BABY YODA IT’S BABY YODA

LOOK AT THEM PRESSING BUTTONS

CUTE BABY I LOVE THEM

Man-dad-lorian: “stop touching things”

LITTLE SHIT TOUCHED SOMETHING AGAIN I LOVE BABY YODA

HE’S HOLDING THEM OH MY GOOOOOSH LOK THAT’S ADORABLE

HE’S TALKING TO THEM

US

LITTLE WOMP RAT

THIS IS IT I HAVE DIED.  TOO CUTE.  

FAR FAR FAR TOO CUTE IMMA REWIND AND WATCH THAT WHOLE THING AGAIN

I MELTED

HIS VOICE IS SO TENDER

L I T T L E  W O M P  R A T

I wanna marry him, I just adore how he talks to the baby, this is killing me

Jeez look how much I’ve typed and we’re only 5 minutes in

BABY VOICE.  I LOVE LOVE LOVE HIS BABY VOICE HOW HE SPEAKS TO THEM

Ok ok ok I’m done

NO I’M NOT BABY FOLLOWED HIM

GAHHHH LOK AT BABY TODDLING ALONG

Mmm that kebab looks pretty good

Hey shiny butt you stick out like a sore thumb

THIS EPISODE WANTS TO KILL ME THAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING.  LIVE ACTION.  LOTHCAT/TOOKA.  RED ALERT.  RED ALERT.  HOW DID THEY KNOW I FUCKING LOVE LOTHCATS.  THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK

I’M SUING

Oh hey it’s pretty girl!!  His girlfriend!!!!

Or she’s gonna be his girlfriend anyway.

She’s so pretty!!!

Awww boi’s asking about the pretty girl xD

Wait so this dude doesn’t eat in public when does he eat

LOOK BRO NICE STRANGERS DO NOT NECESSARILY MAKE GOOD BABYSITTERS NO MATTER HOW FRIENDLY THEY SEEM MR CHILD ENDANGERMENT

Ok Mando Man absolutely has to have some Force Sensitivity, I’ll bet money on it, the way he just senses stuff about her.

Awww love at first kick

Yo she’s beating up on Beskar pretty well noice

BRO WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND FLAMING PEOPLE

THE FUCKING BABY SLORPING I’M WHEEZING

YOU WANT SOME SOUP?

THAT’S IT THEIR NEW SHIPNAME IS SOUP BUDDIES

So she’s a mercenary

“Another round” ohohohoho ;) ;) ;)

Awww poor dudes do want him to help!

Space krill?  Huh

Oh yea guilt him over it he’s a real softie xD

Theeeere we go

MORE FLIRTING

Ohhh she’s ex-shock trooper

I get you Baby Yoda, I third wheel a lot too

Oh yeah us too kiddos we all love the Babu

Awww he’s so polite <3

...uuuuuntil he scares a ten year old nice going xD

THE MUSIC IS SO STAR WARS-Y

ALERT ALERT THE BABY HAS A CRIB I’M DYING

Oh!  She’s feeding them/him?  I’m mellllllting!!!

CONCERNED PAPA ;_;

Oh so he does actually wash his hair thank goodness Pedro is too pretty for greasy helmet head

Oh nvm he must be so pale under his helmet xD

Oh wow so he wasn’t an official Mando until he was taken in there goes my theory

HELMET! IS! OFF!

Wait which ones are the AT-ST’s again?  Are they big big ones?

C’mon lady a bunch of Ewoks beat a walker before, give ‘em a chance!

“Unless we show them how” ah so this is another Seven Samurai-inspired ep like that one TCW one, RIP Kurosawa

Yay Home Alone booby traps!

OH YOU GO LADY SHOOT EM

See Anakin, it is actually possible to teach a bunch of villagers stick fighting without twirling it around like a showoffy dumbass xD

omg I’m so freakin’ proud of these people already

Wait oh nooo I kinda ship Mando Man with village lady too hlep

OT3 TIME YEET

Aight ppl let’s get em

Ooo what’s cookin’?

So these bombs make music huh?

Yussss kick ass babes

OH JEEZ THAT WALKER SCARED ME IT LOOKS LIKE A DAMN DEMON

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S ASS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK EXCUSE ME

Baby Yoda Will Protect The Children

Ugh The Cinnamontography

It’s actually like an old monster movie I adore this

And of course it’ll miss the trap

Yep there it is

Wait is that thing fucking sentient

Shit it is

IT’S AN ACTUAL MONSTER I LOVE THIS IT’S LIKE JURASSIC PARK MEETS PIRATES

Hmm a Jedi would be useful for dealing with the walker rn

Take out the legs

GET ‘IM GIRLIE

Oh I think brave village lady is gonna help get it

“Choke on this you ugly-”

Got em!

Gah I loved everything about this episode

Look out froggie Baby’s gonna eat ya

Yup

No!  Don’t bully Baby out of his food!!!

She’s so considerate of his culture I love this

DON’T YOU LEAVE BABY ALONE HERE MANDO MAN

Hmmm someone’s a little interested in Mando Man’s love life... >:3

GOD DAMN IT MANDO MAN NO I KNEW IT

DON’T LEAVE YOUR BOY

NOOOOOOOO

Can’t believe I’m saying this, I feel atrocious, but as long as there’s bounty hunters after Baby, Mando Man has to keep him!!!

Awww honey no they can’t be together but now I’m sad this lady deserves all the happiness ;_;

Oooooof ouch secondhand embarrassment rejection oof oof ouchhhhh

OH NO THAT SNIPER BETTER NOT SHOOT HER

STAY AWAY FROM BABY YOU FUCKING SHIT

Ok phew phew he’s fine

THANK YOU SO MUCH ROGUE LADY I’LL MARRY YOU

Guess Baby just has to stay with Mando Man for a bit! :D

Isn’t her name Cara or something?  I like her ^.^

Awww kiddo, I’d miss Baby Yoda too :(

Oh honey I’m sorry your mans is leaving, I’ll marry you instead!!!!

Awww wave bye bye!

Bahaha here I was comparing this to Jurassic Park and freaking Bryce Dallas Howard directed this ep, omg I love her

This ep was amazing yus

So I loved everything about this episode because I am ridiculously easy to please and I love the old samurai flicks and I love monster movies and the Clone Wars ep (why the flying fuck can’t I remember the name it was the one with Obi + Ani + Ahsoka on Felucia with the farmers and then Hondo fuck what was it called) that went kinda like this is one of my favorites and gah merc lady! (Cara?  Her name is definitely Cara, right?)  Omg I know we haven’t gotten any info on Cara yet, but I love that she’s got some softness too, that she doesn’t fall into the new “Strong Woman(TM)” trope where a woman can have no heart and must just beat up and shoot stuff and look hot while doing it.  I’m super excited to see more of her!!!

Just overall, great ep, loved it, can’t wait for more <3

[jimlakejunior]

Thoughts on Blarrrggghhy?

I like ‘em, they’re not my fav but I definitely do like ‘em (although I do think that the shipname is well…….)