#i think i have a problem.

[nudibutch]

got turned on when i saw the boxes of chains at lowes today

[jaredsjazzyrats]

i fear i have been annoying my boyfriend because I quite literally have not been able to turn off RATATATA. Even when it's not playing, I'm humming the chorus.

[inquis1tor]

i literally have 4 remedy-verse bfs and. 3 are versions of alan and one is dr darling who is also alans va

[barrenwomb]

i have so many admirers !! 😍 (married men, men in a "committed" relationship, my friend's tinder date, another friend's hookup, women with whole ass boyfriends, my best friend's ex, women who want to fuck me soooo bad but complain with me about their situationship (a man), lesbians who are still "in touch" with their ex (they're in love), men who got rejected by my friends and treat me like some kind of manic pixie dream girl replacement, people who are on a "break" with their partner (won't tell u until they get back together), "i don't want nothing serious" "i'm about to get married actually", people who are already taken, did i mention people with boyfriends/girlfriends)

[swordofthreekings]

How have I only had this blog a week? And already have two pages of headcanons????

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[ghosted-jazz]

Doey's 2/3 angsty traumatized teen, I think he'd love MCR

[gongyussy]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[hinamie]

mentor

[prlssprfctn]

Jason: Bruce used to say that I have this unhealthy habit of considering older women my mother figures and automatically agreeing with anything they say.

Talia: Beloved was not wrong. Honestly, you should focus more on your personal goals and not attach to women who show you even an ounce of kindness. Be colder.

Jason: Hey, good advice, mom.

Talia: ...Jason—

[solidwater05]

Apparently this needs to be said so

Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!

You're not a bad person if you...

forget things quickly

forget people

can't remember entire stages of your life

can't remember important things

can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time

can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests

forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc

forget to reply to texts

remember things and immediately forget them again

can't remember birthdays, events, etc

frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions

can't retain new information

forget things you used to know

only remember things when it's too late

have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories

depend on others to know how an event you were in played out

have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa

... and anything else I might have missed!

[mooreaux]

Love Undying

[creekfiend]

something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING

[marshmellowtea]

i desperately need people to realize there's a difference between "women need to coddle (cis) men's feelings even when they're being misogynistic uwu" and "we shouldn't tolerate misogyny but actively keeping men separate from women and treating them like they're inherently dangerous to women is only going to worsen the problem (and also this mindset causes IMMEASURABLE harm to nonbinary, trans, and intersex people, who are already incredibly at risk right now)" and i need people to realize that NOW

[cosmicphenix]

Probably nobody cares but like- minecraft SMPs are kinda pog.

Seriously though, my hyperfixation has changed from tmnt to Qsmp, CHAOS life, empires smp, and hermitcraft.

This is also my evidence that I may be a adult, but I will never grow up.