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jabibi-the-beef · 4 months ago
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WHAT IN THE EVER MCLOVIN FRICK IS THIS OHHHH MY GOODD IM GONNA END IT ALLLLLL
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theredtours · 8 months ago
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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l-a-l-o-u · 2 years ago
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sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
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datcravat · 3 months ago
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this place is so fruity!
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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post-graduation trip airport looks
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earanie · 2 months ago
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30 degrees to 10 degrees in 2 days climate change let's goooo
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redysetdare · 9 months ago
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Sometimes...characters being in a romantic relationship is worse.
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payasita · 1 year ago
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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smittyw · 7 months ago
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had a category 5 lesbian moment looping midwest princess for the past couple hours so i drew some stills from this vid
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evenlyevi · 5 months ago
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Happy pride! I offer you some bunnies on cakes!! 🌈
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aropride · 1 year ago
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i love cishets and their somewhat ugly pride merch that lets us know they're at least fairly safe to be around i'm serious. like genuinely being like 13 and seeing random adults at the store in black "love is love" shirts where every letter is a different pride flag and the whole thing clashes horribly was the most comforting thing.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago
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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.
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sixth-light · 1 year ago
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so one of the things I was vaguely aware of before reproducing was that people hold a lot of anxiety around the gender of babies and 'wrongly' gendering babies (i.e. failing to guess correctly based on their clothes and appearance what their genital configuration is) and having now had a baby: wow, yes, they really do.
I take an extremely laissez-faire approach to baby clothes because like, they are constantly being thrown up on and grown out of and so on, what matters is that they are clean and easy to put on and I am not spending $$$$$ on them. as long as the colour/design is not directly offensive, it's fine. what this means is that people are quite frequently 'misgendering' the baby and then falling over themselves to apologise about it.
and, like, I haven't even had a chance to dress him in anything pink yet; this is based on rules I didn't expect like 'anything with flowers or sparkly bits on it is for girls only'. equally, I do not care when this happens because it's an irrelevancy, but THEY care to make sure I am not offended. so I have started telling them "look, he's only [x] months old; his gender is baby."
and you know what? you'd be surprised how many otherwise average heterosexual people process this and go "huh, yeah, I guess it is." there is a tiny amount of hope for the future after all.
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morganaconda · 2 months ago
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asyor · 7 months ago
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something about becoming part of the food chain
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bruciemilf · 20 days ago
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Bruce who forgets he can’t just. Pick Jason up as easily as before.
Jason will get injured, — he hates ankle wounds; they’re not like shoulder wounds, which are his favorite.
They’re pesky, and tiny but powerful, like Damian, — and Bruce casually walks up to him, tries lifting him by the armpits. One time? No go. Two times? No. The third time, he cracks his neck and does it.
Other times, Jason pretends to be asleep in the Batmobile so Bruce would carry him. Bruce forces himself not to mention Jason can’t sleep without his Wonder Woman bear.
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