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h50 8x03 when harry tells steve he remembers the interrogation room well and danny keeps looking at steve like “what does he mean?” “what did you two do when i wasn’t here?” “babe?”
#i swear it’s hilarious#hawaii five 0#mcdanno#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#danny danno williams#jealous danny williams
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Hello hi I hope you know the "aigis earnestly asking for lesbian sex" post saga lives rent free in my mind. Internalized homophobia speedrun kotone%. Also your art is so pretty
this is fr what playing the end of aigis's route for the first time felt like. I was losing my mind the entire time
#asks#persona 3#skribbles#LIKE. WORDS CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW GENUINE THIS IS.#for those of you who dont play persona i swear to god this is not an exaggeration it's what actually happens in the game.#also hilarious to me that aigis for all intents and purposes CHOSE to be a girl. there is no biological factor here#so aigis decided to be a girl and then decided that girls cant love other girls. and then within the week decided to have gay sex anyway#truly one of the characters of all time
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You know what’s really funny?
seeing a really really kinky smut fanfic that has tens of thousands of hits, sometimes hundreds of thousands and then there are only like maybe 30 to 50 comments on the entire fanfic
#i Swear it’s hilarious#seeing people be like ‘yeah I’m reading this but I’m not gonna ya know#tell other weirdos that I’m reading this’#fanfiction#fanfic meme
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WHERE IS HE D:
(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇♂️🙇♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)
#HARRY NO#CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY#CROWLEYYYYYYYY#this was hilarious in my head#it's even more hilarious now#don't worry Harry is safe#Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack#or maybe he's just processing the question#maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨#nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around#(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this)#(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own)#(he's a fast learner okay)#(he sure can make rabbits disappear)#(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR)#(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME)#(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU)#(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????)#Crowley what do you mean “blelele”#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#harry the rabbit
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My copium where they all survive and they are an iconic one eyed trio
Also some random sketches because 266-267 have been killing me emotionally thank you
#genuinely how the fuck do they go back to society after this???#for how Megumi would lose his eye#I saw some really cool fanart a while ago where he got some scarring post-possession due to Sukuna's weird face thingy#Forgot where it was but I thought it was so cool#and wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if they all have one eye at the end of this#Hell if you wanna cope you could throw Gojo in there too with the eye theories#This should not be funny but it is to me sorry#Gege just mutiliating peoples eyes for some reason#As it stands Yuji and Nobara are matching in canon since he supposedly can't use RCT anymore#Unless he fucking dies before they reunite#I swear to god gege#bro has been throwing too many death flags#Yuji feels like a ticking time bomb every chapter I keep thinking hes gonna die every week#Any way happy sunday yall#jjk#jjk spoilers#jjk 267#jjk267#my art#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#jjk art
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Prompt 106
Dan absolutely despised his parole at first, but honestly this is a blast. Sure, he’s stuck in the form of a cat, a kitten even, but he’d found an absolutely wonderful companion. Partner. Ally? Baby Chaos Lord? He’d work on it.
Klarion is just happy to have found such a great familiar, he even named them Teekl II, which is a great name thank you very much hero-babies! So now he has two Teekl familiars, and Teekl II always gets so gleeful whenever they successfully pull a prank! He even has his own fire magic which is so fun!
Danny is not happy to get thrown into another world, stuck as a kitten. He’s also not pleased to have found a sick baby liminal, but fine. If this is what he’s supposed to deal with then he’ll deal with it! Even if he has to be a familiar for a teeny tiny bit of time. It’s fine, and the dude has a pocket he can peek out of on his coat.
Jason has no idea where this kitten came from but the Pit is being surprisingly chill about it. Something about a baby? Whatever, he’s made the furball a little matching outfit and they like to sit in his pockets and peer out. No idea how Cat Hood is making the shadows all spooky now or why the eyes went from blue to green, but whatever.
Ellie is utterly delighted in this situation. She was just wandering, but now she’s a lil fluffy kitten, and ended up landing on this kid’s head. This magic kid’s head! He even has a talking tiger friend too! So cool! She’s definitely sticking with him! This will be so fun!
Billy was worried about making sure the kitten got food, she’s so tiny! Mr Tawny is a big help though, and apparently she’s his familiar now that he’s given her a mortal name? He doesn’t fully understand but apparently she’s connected to his magic now, if the shouts from the gods are anything to go by. Look, an electric cat is cool. Pakhet is amazing, and Fawcet thinks it’s adorable that Marvel has a kitten clinging to his shoulder
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#feline familiar au#Hilariously none of them know the other is in the world#Ellie was just wandering#Dan is on patrol#Danny was messing with portals#It'll be hilarious the first time all 3 meet and do the spiderman meme with their cats#Dan looks like a tabby cat but silver-blue#Ellie is a black tuxedo cat#Danny is black with a white head#they're all magic now#Dan: No I am not parenting this lil shit- shut up#Ellie: Haha magic lightning go brrr#Danny: He hasn't tried to murder me and made me a jacket so that's cool#Why yes they all Can go big if they want#Very Big in fact#So hopefully no one threatens their partners#They may be new to this whole familiar schtick but they'll be the best at it they swear#klarion#teekl#dan fenton#billy batson#captain marvel#ellie fenton#jason todd#red hood#danny fenton
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I’ve read too much Shizun angst lately, so I wanted to draw him happy with his husband.
#svsss#scumbag system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#mxtx#mxtx fanart#bingqiu#luo binghe#luo bingmei#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#myart#I don't know how it became so detailed I was possessed I think#the sketch is freaking hilarious because it's like three lines and then boom lineart idk how it happened i swear#i was feeling it#I hope sqq is happy he did marry the most beautiful man of his world after all
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Who's your favorite Robin? Super?
Who's your favorite DP character?
Robin: Tim Drake
Super: Kon-El ( Young Justice Cartoon version since it's what got me into Kon. Read comic Kon much later)
DP: Danny Fenton.
#dcxdpdabbles#mun speaks#My bois#I swear Conner (YJ cartoon) and Kon (comics) are two entirely different people#Danny is the main character for a reason#Tim Drake-centric go hard#Also he was the robin in my favorite Batman cartoon as a kid#His comics are hilarious too
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It's so interesting how completely tonally different the Phoenix Wright Trilogy is to the Apollo Justice Trilogy. Like right from the beginning. Of their respective debut games.
Like. Phoenix's very first trial is basically "Haha my loser childhood friend is a bitchless dumbass who was at the wrong place at the wrong time and the real culprit was this guy who's named "Sawhit" lmao this lawyer shit is easy as fuck."
And Apollo's very first trial is like "omg I'm defending my #1 Celebrity crush who got disbarred 7 years ago and also just accused my mentor of... murder.... What. Also he just gave me forged evidence. The thing that got him disbarred in the first place. And now my mentor's in jail. Fuck this lawyer shit kill me now."
#apollo really cannot catch a break I swear#capcom put apollo out of his misery challenge (impossible)#if i had a nickel for every time I used that tag#i'd have two nickels#which isnt a lot but it's hilarious that it happened twice#apollo justice#phoenix wright#apollo justice spoilers#phoenix wright spoilers#not really but#just in case#ace attorney
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currently reading this random fic bc i figured why not try out kevaaron? and the funniest shit just occurred
THEY HAVE AN "I"M FINE" JAR
#canonically a foxes swear word now#neil has lost hundreds of dollars to the jar#i read that and LOST IT#kevin then goes on to say that aaron is the one who puts the most in the jar besides neil and that is objectively funny#aftg#all for the game#kevin day#aaron minyard#kevaaron#neil josten#andrew minyard#also this fic is genuinely funny like the situational comedy is hilarious why are they like that
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Vague Obi-Wan lore from Bloodshed, Crimson Clover shitpost:
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Obi-Wan, eyes glowing, in an empty room: *talking in some ancient language no one can understand*
Some Random Jedi: ...is that not...concerning?
Qui-Gon: Last night I caught him floating on the ceiling and chanting ritualistically. When I asked what he was doing he told me that Master Katri was teaching him an old Je'daii mantra...so I consider this an improvement.
Some Random Jedi: ...isn't she dead?
Qui-Gon: Yes, which is why I will not be asking again.
BONUS:
Dooku, who literally just wants to eat and go to bed: *walks into his Temple quarters*
Obi-Wan:
Ḩ̸̡̬̝̰̤̺̜͎̩̾͆̏̿̔̐̈́ȩ̸̨̛̫̟̟͕̲̭̻̖̘̘̀͊͂̕͜͝ͅl̴̛̞̘͙̲̪̭̟͓̳̳̟̀ĺ̶̛͎̲̩͔̋̋̎̇͐̿̏̽̍͒̍̎͝ȍ̸̱͚̮̤̩͖̰̣̔͗̾̍̏̆ ̶̡̛̠̞̝̻̖͔̜̫̈́͜M̷̧̗̜͕̘͈͙̠̜̼̔͊̎͋̓́̒ͅa̴̺̜̫̻̠̻̭̯͉̣͖̮̠͒ͅş̷̘͓͔̟͎̈́́̉t̷̩͔͓̳̠͈̩͇̖͈̯̰͛̆̄͂̓̏͝e̸̱̜̾r̴̛͍͙ ̸̛̟̞̠̺͓̙̩͒̍͝Ḋ̵̛̼̯̘̗̖͗͌̃͋̿͝o̸̢͕̜̭͎̫̙͌́̿͊̈͛ͅo̵̹̼͚̻̫͓̻̳̻̭̳̐̅̉͑͆̊͂̔k̶̡̨̳͓͎͖͉͔̟̹̪̼̣̎̈̈́̇̒̈́͌̀̀̌̿̑͘ū̶̬͎̀͒̊͑̽̀͘͝
Dooku, backing out the door: Nope...nope...not tonight...I'll room with Qui-Gon...just...hell no...
The real reason he was so ready to stab Obi-Wan in AotC
#the concept of baby Obi-Wan being the anti-christ as a child is hilarious to me#literally the only one who isn't off put by this is Yoda#everyone else is like “I love this boy but I'm now afraid of walking into dark rooms alone”#Mace: “I swear Qui-Gon had something to do with this”#Mace: “Obi-Wan was not an eldritch horror when I found him”#Qui-Gon: “I SWEAR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THIS TIME”#Qui-Gon: “HES JUST LIKE THAT”#ao3 fanfic#codywan fanfic#codywan#fanfic#star wars#the clone wars#pro jedi#sw prequels#obi wan kenobi#mace windu#qui gon jinn#yoda#count dooku#jedi enthusiast's fanfics
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It's such a little thing but now that I am full acclimatized to the horrible VIZ translations, I do love the way Ogata talks in it. He's so informal, blunt and rude, but there's a very clear sort of dialect he's speaking with.
To me it sounds a lot like how the more rural folk would speak in my region. There is an Ibaraki-ben which is compared a lot to the Tohoku-ben, meaning it's considered a bumpkins accent. I didn't think much of Ogata having an accent until I started grabbing all these manga panels and now I can't unsee it.
#golden kamuy#ogata hyakunosuke#misc.#mod talk#I don't read Japanese so I have no idea if this is something thats there in the original text#but if it isnt I do like this one change that VIZ did then#he also swears a lot more compared to the others too#which I think is hilarious
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I’m just very obsessed with the idea that mihawk is useless in a weapon less fight like he cannot throw a punch or get out of a pin to save his life like one he can’t kick he’s done out for the count, and this is why Shanks ends most of their duels this way. Because he’s a filthy cheater and Mihawk is even worse off because it’s Shanks pining him and he has eaten a lot of dirt.
Shanks decides to teach him the art of fighting dirty cause he’s nice that way but also let’s just say that Shanks likes being in a pin a little too much
#the first time mihawk pins him straddling his hips he smiles shanks looks up and swears he sees god#but yeah this position definitely escalated things a lot of times#Shanks is playing 3-d chess on how to get laid#I love the idea of especially when they were much younger and mihawk was marginally less serious a lot#their duels ended with them wresting in the dirt#and because I cannot for the life of me imagine Mihawk throwing a punch I’m just going to assume he was hilariously bad at this as well#like he’s not terrible at wresting but once you have him pinned no weapon in hand that’s it he’s done#but even with like a pen he would fucking take your light out#this is the only thing they do where Shanjs can really win and Mihawk hates it (so he claims the full body blush says otherwise)#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#mihawk x shanks
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Della: ARE YOU-
Launchpad: fucking.
Della: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Launchpad: fucking.
Della: IDIOT!
Goldie:…now, what was that?
Launchpad: Donald banned Della from swearing so I’m helping her out
#once again the Della has a serious potty mouth headcannoj emerges#now#do I think launchpad is the type to swear?#no#not really#he’s too cute#however!#is the type to help out his friends#and if Della needs someone to say fuck#then he’ll say fuck#bec that’s what good friends do#also Dewey thinks it’s hilarious#anything for the bit#even as good a friend as launchpad is even he was a little weary swearing at Goldie#however the peculiarity of the situation led to her over looking usually she would NOT take kind to any of it#and to that I say Della needs someone to swear at#now you maybe asking why Goldie is there#and Goldie is a brilliant contender#also bec she bae and she should be involved in everything <3 (so shame on you/jk)#also Donald has absolutely put Della on swearing bans before#and will also probably continue to do so bec she is a problem#della duck#launchpad mcquack#goldie o'gilt#donald duck#ducktales#incorrect quotes
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Actually really sucks that gaming conversations have been hijacked by anti-woke people and we need to spend basically the entire time defending games from their dumbass rhetoric that we can’t afford to criticize the things that are actually wrong bc otherwise theyll latch onto them and use it to be further annoying
#this is about#dragon age#btw#like im having a blast but im also……. not liking a lot of things#especially when it comes to characters and dialogue and conversations#i swear i feel like this game was written by ya authors or something#and im not gonna try and say that bw games aren’t usually full of fun stuff#but when the ENTIRE game feels full of superhero-movies-like quips#idk!#i also find it hilarious that their criticism is that the game is too political#meanwhile i feel like the politics are so washed that nothing but black and white exists#how am i supposed to get juicy fandom discourse if there is no nuance#how am i supposed to get called a slavery apologist for dating dorian!#hoping by the time i finish the game this gets better 😭#dragon age critical#i guess
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I need more people to know about this one sfth behind the scene video in which Sam is wearing a flannel jacket ON TOP OF his iconic red flannel
#shoot from the hip#sam russell#this man and his love for flannel I swear to god#this is from the 4th behind the scenes btw#to be fair it was quite cold that day#but I still find it hilarious
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