#i swear im so normal over this scenario. im not it really is just my fave ever

[astranauticus]

todays orv mood: standing at the water dispenser under my dorm building waiting for my instant noodles to cook just pacing in circles and swearing

[mono-dot-jpeg]

boy failures for u - i. yoichi, s. nagi, s. ryusei, b. meguru

summary; in which some boys just love you so much, they simply can't function

genre/extra tags; scenarios, fluff, comedy, projecting my love for dog energy boys, they're so pathetic /pos, bachira is clumsy, ryusei is an embarrassingly horny dude (can confirm, he gets no bitches, absolutely ZERO play!!), nagi... is perfect as he is, yoichi,,,, is just socially awkward around people he has a crush on

[gender neutral reader]

a/n; look at me being fancy this one panel banner, slay. tbh i couldn't think of a good three photos to use for it so i tried this which is kind of nice. anyways i had a sudden thought hit me and it must be done. and what better anime to write for than the one where everyone has unexplainable gay tension between each other. i swear im as caught up as possible i think and i swear the gay tension is like,, crazy.

isagi yoichi is endearing. he's so bad at being normal around you. his face flushed a cute red, and his words barely managing to leave his mouth as you talk to him so sweetly. he doesn't know how to handle a crush. and it's so cute to tease him because he just doesn't know how to respond properly.

the times where he does manage to gain enough confidence to talk a conversation with you, he's never taking the lead in any of them. he's talking [somewhat] normally to you, answering your questions and [attempting] to reply to your thoughts and responses. of course, just don't flirt with him too hard. there's like a 50 percent chance he will understand it or not.

he can't even admire you correctly. when he attempts to give you a compliment, he's saying all the wrong words and apologizing profusely like he offended your entire bloodline. he's so utterly enchanted by you, he wonders if you're an angel sent just for him.

"you're so nice, y/n." "huh?" "i-i mean you're really cute! wait- i didn't mean that! fuck- not that i don't think you look cute! you're really a great person, you know?! sorry! i'm just gonna go back to practice...!"

nagi seishiro is so lazy that you can't help but watch over him. you understand why reo adores him (a little too much). he's a boy with pretty privilege and talent. he talks to you with such honesty that he unintentionally flirts with you. he doesn't know a lot of things well, but even he's had his fair share with understanding liking people (but that's only with the random dating sims he's tried).

when he manages to get on his feet, whether it's for a soccer match or you, he's stuck by you like a cute koala. he whines about everything being "too much of a hassle." but he finds himself walking around looking for you, no matter how far you are. he whines to you about how he had to get up to find you, and he's cuddling close to you. his mouth turned into his signature X shape as he pouts at you, annoyed that you just had to be away from him for more than a minute.

he tries so hard to be around you but at the cost of his laziness, he mutters to you about how much easier it would be if you just stay with him all the time like his purple-haired companion or his cactus pet. he fell for you first, but he makes it so easy for you to fall harder.

"why do you always have to do stuff?" "it's my job, sei." "you should just stay with me all the time. you take care of me so well."

shidou ryuusei is annoyingly desperate for you. if isagi was endearing, shidou was insolent. he speaks before he thinks. he has no shame in chasing after you. it's quite a feat that you haven't even shooed him away as much as sae has. you sort of find a friend in sae because of that. he always rolls his eyes when you mention him. he wonders why you keep being around the blonde jock, and you tell him, "who doesn't love a pathetic man?"

when he talks to you, he just can't read a room with you in it. he's the type of guy to say "this shot is for you." and it hits the goal post and then to his face. of course he'd never actually miss in a real match but i can guarantee that it would happen during a practice match. he unintentionally humiliates himself every time he tries to be cool. if sae is there, it's even worse. he's trying to bump up the flirting up to a 200 and failing miserably to woo either of you.

he's like those tweets where it's like, "how did i pull them? easy. i just went, PLEASEPLEAPLSEPWPLEAPLELA-". without fail, he basically tries to re-enact that but he doesn't even pull you because you'd much rather wait for him to actually be a decent man and grow the rest of his brain. though it doesn't seem he'll learn his lesson anytime soon.

"did i ever tell you how hot you look right now?" "yes. you have. multiple times. today." "please go out with me." "no."

bachira meguru is confusing. he's clingy, blunt, teasing, a little stupid but has the spirit, and an absolute cutie. he's passionate about what he likes. and surprise, surprise, he likes you. he's an infodumper but you don't mind at all. but sometimes those talks take a hard left into just telling you how much he likes you. you better hope you're strong because he will be jumping on you for a hug.

when he's just buzzing with excitement, he can't help but scramble by your side to cling onto you in any way that you will allow him to. he's not as boy failure as the others on this list because even when he fails to capture your heart, he's still succeeding in his book. he loves when you give him any sliver of attention. that's probably his thing as a boy failure. he is a hyper and needy dog who's too big to cuddle with but doesn't care. and you can't say no because then they just stare at you with those big eyes until you cave.

he's the type of guy to be confused when people ask if you're dating him and you say no. "what do you mean we're not dating? i thought this was the dating." he's never actually confessed, but he considers his "s-tier affection" to be confession enough. but he's kind of coward whether he realizes it or not. he's scared to actually say that he wants to be yours, but that's like an angsty story for another time, SO SHUT.

"what if we kissed? like right now?" "but we're not dating, meguru." "we're not? we should." "i'll think about it." "no think! just do!"

[redr0sewrites]

Aftercare Hcs with Lucifer <3

i wanted to write sum for him to start off my entrance into the hazbin fic writers fandom ajdjdjdj-

🥀 Cw: none, mentions of previous sex, fluff, lucifer being whipped and sleepy

lucifer is most definitely WHIPPED for you, no matter how long the two of you have been together he is the type to fall HARD

this transfers into aftercare, but also affection with him in general

he is especially clingy after sex, he wants all of your praise and attention~ who are u to refuse?

i feel like lucifer is the type to definitely prioritize cuddles and physical contact over cleaning up, he doesn't care how messy the bed is as long as he gets to be held by u!!

you often have to carry him to the bath while hes half asleep, he'll pout and whine about how hes "perfectly fine"

"do we haaavee to get up?"

"darling, do you want to sleep in your own cum?"

"...fine"

lucifer would absolutely feel bad about leaving the entire mess for u to clean up and will always offer to assist u

mind u, he can barely stand upright from exhaustion and hes covered in bites and bruises and soaked in sweat and... fluids

join him in the bath after cleaning up, you two have a giant bath that can fit the both of you (perks of being rich) that often leads to another softer round of sex or just sweet cuddles and massages

SPEAKING OF MASSAGES!!!!! HE WILL TOTALLY GIVE U MASSAGES WHEN YOU JOIN HIM, ALONG WITH WASHING YOUR BACK AND HAIR ETC

wash his wings, he will melt

praise him, tell him how good he was for you and how good he made you feel, it may not seem huge on your end but bc of how self conscious he is it definitely boosts his ego

once you both actually get to bed, his favorite cuddling position is either spooning, or just laying beside you with his arms (and wing) draped over you as your both pressed as close to eachother as possible. he loves when your faces are super close together too, so he can press soft kisses to your lips or boop your noses together

speaking of spooning, he will be little or big spoon! i hc him as a switch, so the same way he'll top or bottom in bed, lucifer is def down for being held and cuddled or holding you!!

lucifer is the type to enjoy soft chatter as you two drift to sleep, he loves getting to ramble to you about his latest rubber duck or his day or anything he wants, while you enjoy listening to him and admiring him while he slowly drifts off

he asks the weirdest questions after sex, especially when it was very intimate. hes def gonna ask u if u would still love him as a worm and then turn into a worm for good measure

"duckie, if you were an ant monarch, and you got to name your own ant hill, what would you name it?"

"...."

all the while, lucifer is just smiling this big goofy grin, watching you with lidded eyes and soaking in the warmth of getting to be with you

he just loves the fact that hes yours, that the two of you get to share these intimate moments together and that you both care for eachother so much

he falls asleep mid sentence too, it's actually really cute

"and then, *yawn*, i said.... like.... mhm... "

"goodnight luci~"

AUGHWHEHEEEHEHHEHEHEHEUEHEHEHEGEHESUAHAIEJEGEJEH

the soul ascending love i have for him and hazbin hotel is not normal i swear. expect more soon and please, for the love of all things good and holy, send in reqs im begging 👹

also sorry this is so shit i was gonna make this a full scenario but decided it was more fun as hcs bUUUUT i can do a scenario if yall want- i live to please

[snowyquokka]

Hi gorgeous 💞

I honestly love you work, thank you so much ❤️

If it's not too much to ask but my birthday is on 14th March so can you write a hyunjin x f reader smut +fluff with him giving reader his birthday gift for her (surprise me with your writing)?

I would really appreciate it 🥺

Bye 👋

SYMPHONIES

cw: mature content MDNI, fem reader, oral *f receiving, swearing, friends to lovers, no aftercare shown but is implied

wc: 1.3k

a.n - happy birthday beautiful!! i hope this was a good enough present <3

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12:00 AM

Tons of DMs, calls and texts erupt on your phone simultaneously, wishing you a happy birthday. Everyone but the one you wanted most.

Is it wrong to be in love with your best friend since the sixth grade? To a normal person, maybe, but to you it’s the reality you’re forced to live.

4:00 AM

Did he forget? You can’t blame him; he is an idol after all and he’s probably exhausted. At this point the group chat you are in with all the guys is blowing up to the point where you had to silence it once you realized that Hyunjin wasn’t responding or jumping in the conversation.

CHILDREN OF CHAN

|lixie - happy birthday cutie

|hanji - HAPPY BIRTHDAY

|hanji - get ready to party bitch. it’s on

|seungmo - im not getting stuck with han’s shitfaced ass this time

|minhoe - it’s only like one in the morning and you’re already plotting?

|innie - felix get back on league

|channie - im trying to sleep

|seungmo - put your phone on silent then old man

|seungmo - nvm you probably dont know how at ur jurassic age

You let out a small laugh and bite your lip, contemplating if you should thank them or not. Ultimately deciding against it and telling yourself that you’ll do it when you wake up, you turn off your phone and roll over onto your side, soundlessly falling asleep.

10:00 AM

There’s a knock at the door, startling you out of yet another poor attempt at sleeping. You hop out of bed sluggishly and make your way to the living room. To your surprise, Hyunjin is leaning against the doorway, having let himself in with the emergency key you gave him when you first moved in.

“Just in case,” He insisted, “What if something happens and you need me? Or vice versa.” The fact that you believed that would be the only scenario he used it for seemed a bit foolish as he visited more and more.

You spot a somewhat large box, royal blue with a red ribbon on top, in Hyunjin’s hands. He smiles and pushes off the doorway. “I’m sorry to intrude like that, you weren’t answering your phone.” He says when he reaches you.

You shrug, “It’s okay. I was only sleeping.” Hyunjin nods and places the box in your hands with a sly grin, “Open,” He gestures towards the box. You move to the couch and take the lid off the box. The first thing on top is your very own Jiniret. “So you stop kidnapping my child,” Hyunjin laughs and slides onto the couch next to you. The next thing you pull out is an all black hoodie and when you turn it around you see Hyunjin’s name on the back. The small gesture shouldn’t cause butterflies to emerge in your stomach, but it does to your dismay.

You take out the rest of the stuff (a few small fake plants, Versace perfume that you scold him for buying for you, and a couple of his PCs sprinkled in between everything). You finally reach the bottom and furrow your eyebrows when you pull out a blindfold. You look at Hyunjin whose expression has morphed into something mischievous. He moves the box out of your lap and takes the blindfold out of your hands before tying it around your head, obstructing your vision.

“C’mon, stand up.” You do and Hyunjin slides his hand in yours, guiding you somewhere.

After a few moments you assume you’ve reached your bedroom, the smell of your favorite candle filling the air. The door clicks behind you and now you’re hyper aware of Hyunjin’s presence.

“Why are we in my room, Jin?” Instead of answering you, he runs his fingers delicately down your bare forearms, leaving a trail of goosebumps in his wake.

“I think we can both agree that we have more than just a normal friendship, don’t you think?” Hyunjin’s voice has noticeably dropped, causing shivers to wrack your body. Your heartbeat quickens so much that you wouldn’t be surprised if he could hear it. “I asked you a question, baby.”

Are you dreaming? You must be dreaming. There is absolutely no way you aren’t. He would never say anything like this. Right? Right. You’re pulled out of your thoughts when Hyunjin places his hands on your hips and presses you flush against his body.

Maybe you aren’t dreaming, judging by the very real, sizable erection digging into your stomach. “Hyunjin I-” You aren’t too sure what to say except to agree with him. He walks you back to the bed and gently lets you down, climbing over you soon after.

“Are you sure?” You know for sure that he would never lie about something like this, especially with you. You’re asking yourself more than you are him.

He toys with the hem of your shirt, “May I?” You nod and raise your arms as he lifts it over your head before immediately attaching his lips to your neck. Hyunjin nips at your shoulder and collar bone before making his way down to your breasts. “Do you want this?”

“Yes, please.” You whine. He unclasps your bra and throws it somewhere. His mouth attacks your right breast, his other hand massaging the other. Your back arches in pleasure and you can’t help but let out a groan. How can’t you when Hwang fucking Hyunjin has his pretty pink lips wrapped around your nipple.

“Fuck, baby. You make the sexiest sounds.” Hyunjin drops to his knees, pulling your shorts and panties down with him. His mouth waters at the sight of his index finger being swallowed whole by your tight heat.

“Holy shit,” You say breathlessly. You raise your hands to take the blindfold but he stops you.

“Not yet, baby. Want to make you come first,” With that he adds another finger and watches, mesmerized, as your cunt takes his digits. The lewd sounds filling the room are enough to make him bust right then and there. He manages to pull himself together though. That is, until he gets a taste of you.

Hyunjin’s tongue slides in between your folds in one flat stripe and he groans. The groan is so deep that you feel it vibrate through your entire being. He traces figure eights across your clit and you swear you're in heaven. His tongue is euphoric and the feeling of his delighted groans are better than ecstasy.

“Hyune, please. I’m almost there.” Your fingers tug at his roots so hard you might have to apologize later. Hyunjin doesn’t seem to mind very much.

“You’re so good for me, baby. Come on, finish for me. Let me hear those pretty little symphonies of moans.” You clench around his fingers as he increases the pressure on your clit, giving you a knee buckling orgasm. You crash so hard that Hyunjin has to hold up your waist to prevent you from falling.

He chuckles and licks the insides of your thighs clean before rising to his feet and pulling you into a wet kiss, your own juices invading your tastebuds. Hyunjin finally lets you take off the blindfold after helping you sit up. The man in front of you looks so proud of himself with a lopsided grin, your release glistening on his lips.

“Happy birthday, baby.” He pulls you into another kiss and cups your jaw.

“This gonna happen every year?” You smile. Hyunjin shakes his head.

“This is gonna happen whenever you’ll let me.”

[vixensbrainrotts]

Young and Beautiful — Hanma Shuji

Content: Imagines

Warnings: vaguely sexual tension, nothing nsfw though

Summary: you decide to take boudoir pictures, and pleasantly surprised by your (very) hot photographer.

Vixen’s two cents: hello! This started out as an imagine but i realized i dont really like writing imagines (it feels so unstructured), so have this little scenario instead. Also, whilst rereading this i realize that Shui seems a little creepy and i swear i dint want him to come off like that?! It was a hot idea in my head, idk how well that that translated, lmk about it! Remember my REQUESTS ARE OPEN!! Also im still on the hunt for moots for proofreading and triangulation in case anyone is interested please contact me!!

When your auntie told you to go and take boudoir pictures, you thought she was talking crazy and waved her off with a polite smile, but she wouldn’t let up. “You’re as young and beautiful as you’ll ever be! Take them for yourself when you’re old like me! It might seem awkward but it’ll be worth it!”

If you would tell yourself from a week ago that you were had booked an appointment to the nearest place, you would have fainted. And if you would have told yourself from 4 hours ago, when you booked that appointment that you would eventually have to step INTO the store too, you would have freaked out. Screw that, you were freaking out now.

You had considered turning around and running about four or five times, but that little voice in the back of your head going pussy wouldnt leave you alone. In a burst of confidence you entered the shop and were met with a surprisingly comfortable atmosphere, and a cozy interior.

You scan the shop for a few seconds, deeming it good enough not to run out of right away, before a tall, slim figure emerged from one of the Backrooms. He wore a lazy smile when he came to you, clicking away at the computer on the desk before asking “Are you my boudoir at 4?” In a smooth, low voice.

You nod shyly in response, fidgeting with your hands a little. He chuckled in response “Don’t worry love, I won’t do anything- this is my job after all.”

He led you to a studio type room and handed you a robe. “Over there.” He said, and a long index of his rose to gesture to a little changing cabin in the corner of the room. “Ill go get everything set up for us.” And with that, he left you to freak out in the changing rooms because fuck he’s hot!

When you emerge again he’s already handling some sort of lenses to the end of the cameras, lights and props set up and ready to go. When he looks to you, you grow shy again and tug the robe a little tighter around your body. He sees this and nods reassuringly “It’s normal to be nervous, sweetheart.” Which only makes you more nervous.

He notices, but chooses to ignore it as he guides you to one of the chairs that are set up. “Now dont worry too much about anything. Just do your thing, ill do all the magic.” You sit, admittedly a little more relaxed but still stiff and he huffs with a smile. “Relax girl! You dont want these looking like pass photos do you?” And that makes you giggle a litte, finally loosening up again.

“There we go. That’s better already. Want me to talk you through it, distract you a little? Do you think that would help?” Eyes are soft but his gaze burns straight through you. “I think that would help, yeah.” And that makes him smile a little.

“How old are you anyway? You look very young- I don’t normally get a lot of girls your age.” He lifts the camera and clicks something on a little machine that begins whirring lightly in the background, producing little qualms of smoke. “I uh, im twenty two. Don’t get me wrong I would have never done this on my own accord, but my auntie, she said that id regret it my whole life if i don’t do this and all such things.”

Whilst you had been explaining, your robe had started slipping off your shoulders. You had noticed but found it the most natural transition into the inevitable. Getting more comfortable, you decided to throw your legs over one of the seat’s armrests, leaning back a little, getting comfortable, as he had advised.

“Thank your auntie for me then.” He whispered underneath his breath, the shutter clicking softly.

[milkman-zahhak]

OC ref sheet + slightly better writing/fic

-> Part 1 Part 2 (prequel to part 1) (think of it like a flashback scene, seen as Leo and Cal drift asleep in part 1) Part 3 (sequel to part 1)

Made a visual for those OCs I made, attempting to flesh them out a bit. The art is messy, the anatomy is wack, I know.. I just wanted to get the basic info out there. Anyways, here's a different (hopefully better) story.

And as usual, WARNING, THIS IS A KINK POST, A FETISH POST. IT WILL CONTAIN FETISH CONTENT, SUCH AS BELLIES FULL OF FOOD AND WHATNOT, CHECK THE TAGS FOR THE WHOLE RUNDOWN.

Brief overview: The first character is a college boy named Cal. He's naturally thin, he doesn't overeat very often. And maybe that's for the better because he's lactose intolerant and has a sensitive stomach, prone to bloating. He's shy and antisocial, but has a very close friend named Leo who is his roommate. Leo secretly has.. well, a "thing" for bloated tummies and things of the like.. he would never push this onto anyone, much less ADMIT it. Cal has grown comfortable around Leo over the years, even though he's usually very self-consious and shy, he trusts Leo and is willing to open up to him more. ----------

It was a boring day off of work for Cal. He had no plans nor any means to act out any plans he might have. Not to mention nothing to snack on, and Cal wasn't about to make himself a whole meal. He was counting down the minutes until his roommate Leo came home from work, hanging out with Leo was always fun for him. Eventually, it was about 30 minutes past the time he expected Leo to return.

"Im so boooorreeeed…" Cal mumbles. But as soon as the words leave his lips, the door slams open. He turns around to see Leo and brightens up immediately. Leo informs him that hes sorry for being late, he won some gift cards to the local pizza place in a raffle at work and used them all at once. "I thought i might as well use 'em before I lose 'em. Or forget about them. Theres a bunch, so we can share!" Leo tries to cheer Cal up as he brings the pizza boxes to the little coffee table in the living room. Cal follows Leo to the pizza to grab a slice. "I've been so bored out of my mind all day, and hungry too. This is gonna be so kickass, huh?" Leo chuckled "Yup! Just us chilling all night. We can watch movies too, let me get one ready." Cal leans back, "hell yeah! Ok, choose something silly and fun."

Cal watches from the kitchen as Leo boots up youtube on the TV in the living room "Dude, something else please. Leo frowns, questioning "aww, not y-" Cal interrupts "NOT youtube documentaries about lost media or unsuccessful video game film adaptations, God dammit! That's all we watched last time.. don't you have any actual movies?"

Leo gets up and looks through a box of physical media he has, most of which are youtube series he's burnt onto DVDs, until he finds an actual movie "Uh. Umm. I've got one of the original copies of the Postal 2007 movie on dvd?.."

Cal sighs, giving up on being able to chose a normal movie "...Yeah, sure. Zach Ward really carried that dumpster fire"

Cal leans forward over the kitchen table to pluck a slice from the box, the stringy cheese stretching and tearing. "I could go for some soda, too," he murmurs, and Leo springs to his feet, nodding "Good call. I'll grab some." As he heads for the fridge, Cal takes an excited bite and settles back. He's practically inhaling the slice at this point, almost choking on the huge bite he took as he does so. Leo hears him cough and laughs, "God damn, Cal, chill. There's plenty of pizza, haha. It's not gonna run away from you."

Cal rolls his eyes "yeah, thanks for the advice." He takes another big bite and speaks as he chews "you have no idea how hungry I've been all day. I swear I could eat all of this pizza by myself if I could!" Cal was obviously joking and exaggerating, but Leo blushed imagining such a scenario… he shook away the thoughts quickly. He doesn't want to make Cal feel uncomfortable, he doesn't know about Leo's fetish, and Leo felt guilty for thinking of his friend as the unaware center of his fantasies. Leo's cheeks burn as he returns to the living room with the sodas. Cal had grabbed a second slice by then, but was struggling to keep up with his conversation between bites. The pizza pretty much disappeared before his eyes.

He must be starving, Leo thought.

Leo places the sodas on the coffee table within arm's reach and flops down onto the living room floor, propping his back up against the couch. His eyes scan Cal's body thoughtfully from across the apartment, but he remains silent. Cal is oblivious to Leo's silent admiration, focused solely on demolishing the pizza. In just a minute, he finishes his second slice and reaches for a third. Leo is putting the DVD in when he remembers he needs to eat too "Oh, wait let me grab a plate".

Leo walks into the kitchen to see Cal still at the kitchen table scarfing down pizza, his hands come away greasy and covered with sauce. He doesn't care. He devours the fourth slice like he's had no food in days. Leo playfully hits Cal on the shoulder, "cmon, man save some for me.. and don't eat it in here. I wanna watch the movie! Here, we can even bring the pizza boxes in there too." Leo meant that they should move to the living room after Cal finished his slice, but as Cal agrees and gets up, he shoves the whole slice into his mouth at once as they carried pizza boxes into the living room.

They settled down for the movie. Leo reached for a slice of pizza and realized quickly that it was already half gone. Cal had eaten maybe 4 slices already. He looks over to see how Cal managed to pack it all away when he realized he couldn't see his belly. Cal was wearing a loose zip-up sweatshirt and it gave nothing away.

The two watched the movie, eventually the first box was finished. Leo's eyes drifted back and forth between the TV and Cal. He can't help himself. Cal is too damn irresistible. The way he devoured that pizza���no shame, no second thought. Cal rarely even took a moment to breathe.. And there must be a reason Leo can't see his belly when he's been gorging himself, right? Cal's belly must be distended and swollen beneath that sweatshirt. His jeans must be so tight right now… Leo internally scolds himself after looking down and realizing it was in fact HIS pants – not Cal's – that were tight, albeit not because of his stomach.

He really shouldn't be thinking of Cal like this, Cal doesn't know what this is doing to Leo, he's not doing anything on purpose. Leo tries to shake these intrusive thoughts. He glances at Cal for a moment and finds him staring right back, mouth full of pizza. "Hey man, you good?" Leo tilted his head "What? Yeah, why?". Cal shrugs. "I dunno, I asked you if you thought Uwe Boll ever actually played Postal himself or not.. And you just were kinda staring off into space.." Leo blushes "oh, haha my bad, I think I just zoned out.."

Shit

Leo continued, "..Sorry, I get pretty engrossed in movies and stuff sometimes, you know?"

Cal grins bashfully and takes a big bite of whichever slice he was on now "Ah, well, I tend to talk over 'em a lot, so..." Leo waves him off, "Nah, Cal, don't apologize. I like hearing the shit you have to say about movies. Makes it more interesting." Cal grins and turns back to the screen, his eyes fixated on the television in front of him as he grabs the last slice in the third box, dropping the empty box to the floor. "Dude this pizza is soooo good. Im like, full, but I can't stop eating it."

Leo almost wishes Cal knew how he felt about these kinds of subjects so he wouldn't be so open about it, but how do you begin to tell your friend "hey this normal thing? It actually gets me rock hard, so unless you're trying to encourage that, maybe we could change the subject from you stuffing your belly with unhinged amounts of pizza, thanks". Leo takes the few seconds that Cal has his focus on the movie as an opportunity to gaze again at his now noticeably distended belly beneath his sweatshirt. The fabric is stretched taut, and tauter by the minute. His posture slowly changing as more and more pizza filled up his gut and weighed it down. His belly must be huge right now. Is there any way the shirt could hide it for much longer? Leo wondered.

The movie is almost over. Cal leans back in his seat, subtly sneaking his hand beneath his sweatshirt to try and sneakily rub his belly. He quickly stops as if trying to hide his discomfort. Maybe he's embarrassed? Leo tries not to think about it until during a quiet moment in the movie he hears a "grrgrgrrrrrrrrlllllee….." from beside him. "Woah Cal was that you?". Cal grins "yup, I think I'm *hic* getting full." Oh god. Leo was practically throbbing.

"O-oh, haha yeah I bet. You ate like 3 boxes right?" Cal looks at Leo like he's crazy for a moment before looking down at the empty boxes on the floor "no way, I only… I.. hm. Fuck, I guess I did!" Leo sees a flash of regret and fear on Cal's face for a split second before his fun attitude came back "I wasn't paying attention to the food, I was just eating while I watched the movie.." there were a few moments of silence. Cal's belly grumbles loudly again, interrupting the silence. His face is slightly flushed as he tries to hide how full he's getting from the pizza. He rubs his arm with nervous energy. "Man do you think we could crank down the heat a bit? I'm kinda hot" Leo nods and gets up, turning down a dial on the thermostat. As Leo is in the other room, Cal lets out a small burp into his fist and continues to rub his belly. Leo definitely heard it, but he wasn't gonna bring it up since Cal seemed to be trying to hide it anyways.

Back in his seat on the couch now, Leo shifts his legs and glances at his friend out of curiosity. Cal is still watching the movie, but Leo can hear his tummy churning as it tries to digest copious amounts of free pizza. He also hears Cal swallowing down burps as they rumbled up his throat. Maybe Cal thought that Leo couldn't hear these things, because he stayed outwardly confident and continued to act like he wasn't very full at all. Cal's belly rumbles loudly again, loudly enough that theres no denying what the sound was. "damn, haha" he plays it off casually before hiccuping, swallowing air as he did so and accidentally belching at the end. "hic-uRP-" his eyes widen. Leo is glad the lights are dim because hes sure that his face is probably red as a tomato right now.

"Sorry," Cal says "I guess I got a little carried away" He rubs his belly again not hiding it very well anymore, it's distended just above his belt, stretching the fabric as he stretches out on the couch. After a few moments, Cal shifts slightly, as if he's trying to find a comfortable position to relax. The movement does nothing but draw his sweatshirt tighter around his bulging belly as he leans back. The pressure is obviously becoming uncomfortable for Cal, he can't help but give a soft groan as he feels the distension of his gut. Leo looks away for a second as he feels his eyes almost roll back in his head. This CAN'T be real life. He turns back and takes a deep breath. He shouldn't be here, he feels bad. Cal is unintentionally acting out some of Leo's deepest fantasies and he doesn't even KNOW he's doing it..

Eventually the movie ended and the credits rolled. Leo yawned, it was getting late. They could probably just crash here on the couch and sleep like they usually do. Conversation continues as normal, both the boys winding down as they prepare to sleep soon. Another burp rumbles up Cal's throat and it's a wonder he can even keep up the facade. This happens a few more times before eventually, an especially forceful belch broke the barrier of silence.

"…. .. brUUUUUUURHP-Urp… urp…" Leo's head spun around, both boys' eyes were wide in shock. Leo tried to lighten the mood, he knew his friend seemed uncomfortable about letting on that he had overindulged, so Leo followed Cal's demeanor and decided to also play it cool.

Leo scrambled to think of what a normal person who isn't aroused by bloated belly aches would say in this situation. "Damn that was a big one haha, sick!"

Cal avoided eye contact and forced a small laugh "Ha, you know it… sorry though for real, that was gross of me" Leo tries to reassure him without making it obvious that he is MORE than okay with what's going on. "Dont worry about it, you're so self conscious about so many things that really aren't that big of a deal. I promise, I don't find you annoying or gross." Cal stayed silent, appearing to be studying Leo's face before sighing and sitting up slightly "Can I… be honest with you?"

Leo tries not to laugh "Dude, you can ALWAYS be honest with me, you're my best friend!"

Cal opened his mouth to speak before grimmacing as a loud airy gurgle broke the silence, followed by an involuntary soft and equally as airy burp… "I- *uuuorp*, god, my stomach is so full." He brought one other hand to the top his stomach and the other to the bottom, holding it with both hands weakly, unable to find the strength to hide it anymore "Leo, I'm not really fine, my stomach actually hurts really bad and I didnt *hic* I didn't wanna fuck up movie night so I didnt say anything." He quickly blurts out. That gets Leo's attention.

Leo is frozen for a moment, staring at Cal's tummy, bulging beneath his sweatshirt, creating a huge bump as if he were hiding a basketball underneath it. It was a wonder that his sweatshirt wasn't tearing apart from the seams. In fact, it looked like it was about to. Even with the dim light and the position he's in, it's almost impossible to hide it.

"Cal.." Leo's voice almost cracks. "You didn't ruin movie night, I don't think you could if you tried. I like hanging out with you and I like you for who you are, I don't want you to feel scared to tell me things and I'm sorry if I did anything to make you feel that way-" Cal cuts him off "no, no, it's not you.. urgh.." he paused as an overstuffed rumble made its way up his throat, he went to release it as a burp, but it got stuck in his throat. "*sigh*… it's me, I don't wanna get into it but I promise you, there's something personal about me and it's my own thing to deal with, sorry if I came off as apprehensive or unusual about it, I'm just stubborn.."

Leo put his hand on Cal's shoulder. That's what friends do, right? He assured him "Man.. As long as you're happy."

The mood seems to have lifted after that little talk. Cal sighed out loud "*sighh* but for real my stomach hurts so bad, it feels like I'm being stabbed in the gut!" He said as he slowly rubbed back and forth on the upper curve of the bloated mass in his lap covered by his sweatshirt. Churning could be heard as well as bubbles in the back of Cal's throat just barely making it up before getting stuck. Cal groaned under his breath. Leo tries to contain his own excitement at the situation. He doesn't know how long he can keep his cool if Cal keeps making sounds like that.

Another quiet moment between the boys, their conversation drifting to a stop. Leo's attention is entirely directed at Cal's body, specifically his ever inflating abdomen. He could see the pressure taking a toll on Cal. The sweatshirt was getting hard to keep down as the tightness and heaviness of the distended flesh pressed on his lap. Cal tries his best to relax for the time being, not able to do anything about his situation at the moment. The sweatshirt's fabric continues to be stretched, but still it can't hide the growing bulge of stomach.

"G-god it hurts.. fuck…" Cal suddenly whispered under his breath, breaking the verbal silence. "Leo, I can't sleep, I feel sick.." Leo had long since pulled his shirt down to cover his own crotch, he was past the point of no return and had nothing left to do but hide his shame, and his main goal now was to either relieve himself or stop being horny, and one of those was near impossible in this situation. The other coming naturally.

He still tried to give helpful advice though, "Dude, it's probably the gas. You're probably bloated from all the cheese, not to mention the stuffed crust. You just gotta get the gas out"

Cal raises an eyebrow "how? I don't know how to burp on command, and I can't seem to get anything up.." Leo rolls his eyes and resists face-palming, "You.. by rubbing your stomach? Do you need me to do it for you?" He teased playfully. Cal leaned back, "oohg.. if you're offering, go ahead.." Leo's heart practically jumped into his throat as Cal gave him permission to touch his stomach. "Really?" Cal gives him a genuine nod. Leo got up onto the couch and moved behind the other boy, his hand going from Cal's shoulder to the front of the bulging sweatshirt, his fingers lightly pressing onto Cal's belly. He was immediately greeted with a low, loud rumbling that was probably from all the pizza, cheese, and soda, as well as the gas that had been accumulating throughout the night. He could feel the vibrations even through Cal's sweatshirt and undershirt "Holy shit, dude. You really are bloated". Cal's body shook and his voice trembled "Y-*..grrrr* oulgh.. yeah I usually never eat that much. I don't know how I even fit all that in me." The noises and vibrations sent a shiver down Leo's spine. Cal was almost like a giant, fleshy drum that he could feel vibrate when he touched it. He pressed his hands onto it again, but this time he gently rubbed circles into Cal's gut, listening to the rumblings as he did so.

The sensation and the noises made him euphoric. Cal suddenly spoke up "Hey I don't want to be weird or anything but are you like, into this?" Leo's heart sank and he felt his life flash before his eyes, his hands lifting up off of Cal's belly as he froze in place. "Wh… uh. What."

Cal repeated himself "like, are you into this?" Leo doesn't know what to say. How did Cal even know? Was he being too eager, too straightforward? He knew he shouldn't have actually offered a belly rub, surely Cal was just exaggerating when he made the offer. "I'm.. what made you think that?" Cal exhaled out of his nose jovially "because I can feel your boner on my back dude." Leo's eyebrows furrowed ashamedly, he wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Cal noticed and quickly added "It's okay if you are! I just.. I wanna know and make sure that's the case because I.. uh" Leo didn't dare look up but his ears honed in on what Cal said as he continued to speak "..I am."

Leo let out a deep sigh and leaned on Cal, resting his head on his shoulder "ohthankgod… Well in that case, yeah. Uh. Was it.. really that obvious?" Cal shook his head "Not really, I was actually really worried that I was the one going over the top by using this as an opportunity to stuff myself silly, I wanted to take advantage, since it's not like we have a surplus of food to be eating on the regular." Leo lifted his head "That's kinda clever. Yeah, you went apeshit on those pizzas, how many did I bring, 4? There's only one box left and there's already half a slice eaten from it."

Cal groans, the thought of food making his stomach churn even louder. Leo put his hands back on Cal's stomach and continued to rub it again. Cal suddenly tensed up and made a painful, scrunched up face, Leo could feel a particular pocket of air beneath his hands and massaged the side of Cal's hard distended tummy. Cal began to groan before he was cut off by a huge belch that sounded like the damned and digested souls of every pizza slice he's shoved into his gut. "Ugh-hUUUUUUURRRRP..'' There was a small moment of silence from everyone and everything including Cal's raunchy belly before everything shifted back into gear. Leo had to look down and check to make sure he didn't cream his jeans.

Cal let out a relieved sigh "oh Jesus dude, that helped a lot" he sounded thankful as he took another deep breath. Leo felt a sudden surge of confidence after giving such successful belly rubs, he'd never done this before! He wasn't sure this was real life. If it was a dream he didnt ever wanna wake up.

His hand kept moving, circling and rubbing across Cal's bloated midsection, the soft fabric of his sweatshirt stretched over his stomach felt almost like a nice soft stress ball to Leo… more like a dollar store stress ball made of hard foam that's near impossible to squeeze comfortably, so you mostly just hold it and caress it. Except Cal's belly wasn't made of cheap foam, and was safely confined within his clothes. His very tight clothes. Every now and then his fingers would graze lightly against the bloated boy's chest when he would rub a bit higher up, drawing soft gasps from Cal. The sweatshirt was baggy but it wasn't all that thick, Leo could swear he felt Cal's nipples, now hard, through the layers of fabric after accidentally brushing past the area a few minutes in.

Leo didn't say anything, there was really nothing he felt he needed to say. He just kept rubbing and listening to Cal's belly gurgle and his occasional burping- none rivaled that first one though.

Leo eventually began to think aloud "So now that everything's all out in the open, I'm kinda curious, if you're okay with sharing.. uh. What do you specifically.. enjoy?" Cal leaned his head back slightly, shifting the rest of his body closer to the boy behind him in the process "honestly I just like to indulge once in a while. I- *urrrp* ah.. 'scuse me, I'm not a health freak or anything but I like keeping a slim figure and eating healthy. Mostly 'cause even small amounts of junk food upset my stomach. Not to mention my favorite junk foods usually contain dairy, and I'm lactose intolerant. So if I ate like this every day I would probably spend all my free time in pain anyways." Leo nodded sympathetically, "Yeah that sucks, man". Cal continued "s'not all that bad, it would just be really inconvenient. That's why I only go all out like this on special occasions, a few times a year."

Leo hummed and continued to rub in a circular motion across Cal's belly "Makes sense. So.. are you just enjoying yourself now or is there anything else you're uh, 'into'?" Cal let out a small groan as Leo's hand brushed against his chest again "ghh-*buhurrrp*.. mm.. I don't think so. I can't think of any better way to go about satisfying my cravings. I like to feel full every now and then, push my limits and see how far I can go. I usually get full after eating even just small amounts, but I've found that if I keep going beyond and just continue eating anyways, I can actually pack away a whole lot more before my body starts to stop just hurting and starts physically rejecting and ejecting it" he hiccuped after he spoke and giggled before finishing his sentence "..so I'm just kinda relaxing right now.. and.. the company is nice too." he added in with a small smile. "Why, what about you? You into anything else?"

Leo was still shocked that his friend happened to not only accept his freaky fetish, but SHARE it, he didn't want to move things too fast or sound too eager.. but Cal basically admitted his secrets for him just now, and Leo feels like Cal deserves the same honesty from him. "Well.. I'm into people doing what you do. I'm not really into it when it's my own stomach or anything for some reason, but I don't really mind. I wouldn't really be opposed to it, I think I'm just more into… experiencing it uh, secondhand?" Leo, lost in thought, pressed down harder than usual for a second as he rubbed, Cal let out a muffled burp into his fist "*grrrrph*.. no, that makes sense, I get it."

Leo, feeling more grounded and comfortable, added onto his explanation "I've never done anything about it before, but I.. fantasize.. a lot, and I'm really into the idea of feeding y- someone. Like being the one to help you push your limits." Leo felt a tingle run down his spine as he finally admitted his fantasies out loud, he felt Cal sit up a little bit. Worried that maybe that freaked him out he added "Sorry if that's too weird.."

Cal laughed, then sat up completely, beginning to speak before the air that had been trapped rushed up as he sat straighter, "*BUUURP* agh, phew! It's okay, Leo, that's hot". Leo blinked. Very blunt... but he wasn't complaining.

Cal put his own hands on his stomach, feeling it for himself before looking back up at Leo "I'm still super full, but my tummy doesn't feel like it's being stabbed anymore! Like, I don't feel as full anymore!" Leo smirked "It's cause I burped you like a little baby"

Cal shoved Leo lightly "Oh c'mon, you loved it! Hey, there's still some pizza left right? We could do your feeding thing!" Leo's face brightened but he hesitated to accept the offer. "I mean, we could always do this another time. I could wait however long you want until you're ready to dedicate a night to this, besides, aren't you really full?" Cal technically was full, his stomach had stopped churning as hard and thus wasn't in as much pain at the moment, but that just meant the food was sitting in his stomach undigested.

Cal's expression stayed the same as he answered unexpectedly confidently, "But I'm less full now! It hurt earlier, but I wasn't really at my limit!" Leo was skeptical "You sounded like you were gonna projectile vomit on the carpet earlier if I hadn't rubbed your belly" Cal scoffs, "No, I was just psyched out! I was caught off guard 'cause you were here with me and I didn't know if I would have been freaking you out or not. Really, I've been doing this for years" Leo stood up and sighed "If you say so 'mr professionally licensed glutton', but I'm new to doing any of this and I really don't want to push you too far and have to clean up undigested pizza out of the carpet. At least not tonight."

Cal shrugs. "I'll be fine, at least this time. I promise." Leo looked unsure, but in the end he sat down behind Cal again and started to slowly rub his hands over the mass of Cal's distended midsection once again.

Truthfully, Cal was still pretty sensitive, and the light brush of Leo's hands felt like a very comfortable massage. "Alright, Cal. I'll do this, but I want you to tell me if it's getting uncomfortable, and we can stop. Don't make me feed you until you puke, that's gross". Cal chuckled, "I won't puke if you make sure to rub my tummy!" Leo sighed as he got up to grab the last box of pizza. "Alright but I'm grabbing the trash can just in case. Get comfy, Cal".

Cal held his still quite full belly, realizing now just how bloated he was, how his sweatshirt stretched to fit over his overstuffed stomach. He carried its weight in his hands as he shifted over to one side of the couch, propping himself up against a pillow on the armrest, letting out a low airy belch as he did so. He called out to Leo "Hey grab some more soda too, I'm thirsty!"

Cal shifted slightly as he settled in on the couch, his legs stretched out in front of him. To Leo, he almost looked like he was getting ready to watch television rather than stuff himself full of greasy, processed pizza for his friend's enjoyment. Leo walked into the room holding the box and a 2-liter bottle of orange soda. He sat down beside Cal in the same manner, making as little noise as possible while he settled. The air was thick with anticipation - both boys knew what was about to happen, but neither of them dared acknowledge it outright. Cal decided to break the awkward silence and be the first to step up, lord knows Leo won't.

Cal reaches for the box to grab a slice, but his round bloated tummy is preventing him from bending that far. He recoils and grabs his stomach, "oof.. oough.. I don't think I can keep leaning down and over to grab slices.. you're gonna have to feed 'em to me.."

Leo blushed, flustered, as if this isn't exactly what they had both agreed and planned to do mere seconds ago.

He was about to be the one to fill up Cal, and he wanted to do a good job. He held the slice up to the eager boy in front of him, sitting between his legs and reaching over his hard bloated tummy. His crotch just about touching Cal's as he sat there on the couch between his legs and overstuffed stomach. Cal looked at him hungrily.

"O-open wide," Leo says quietly, holding the greasy slice of pizza toward Cal's mouth. Cal, his expression eager and expectant, opens his mouth taking a large bite. His chewing speed slower than before. His stomach was already packed full, it was a struggle to force himself to choke down even MORE food, but he was determined to try. He chewed more thoroughly, as if his body was trying to delay the inevitable. He grunted and a small burp slipped out though his full mouth while he chewed. He really was stuffed to the brim. He swallows, and continues this process until the slice is gone. He looks to Leo for more.

"Another" he says, his mouth still full of his previous bite. Leo pushes the next slice close to Cal's mouth wearily "You look really full, dude. Your tummy feels tight as a drum.." Leo mumbled as he gently rubbed around the warm surface of the sweatshirt, massaging the churning belly underneath. Cal chews and swallows, before cringing, and speaking up "urgh.. wait.." Leo froze cautiously as Cal continued "..I'm thirsty, hand me the soda." Leo rolled his eyes as Cal chugged down a few gulps of the fizzy soda, resulting in almost IMMEDIATE burping.

After this, Leo was sure Cal would be finished, but alas..

"…and more," Cal commands after his belch-break, swallowing and panting as Leo continues rubbing his belly gently. A low moan escapes his lips, his gaze glued to Leo. The bulge under his tight stretchy sweatshirt shifting slightly from his breathing. Leo was getting ready to reach for another slice when Cal groaned "Wait, just a second.. for real this time.. hng.. cramp. My tummy…" both his hands flew to his belly which was rumbling ominously. His hands moved upwards to his chest as they were quickly replaced with Leo's, "We can stop now if you want, you look like you're gonna burst!"

Cal shook his head in protest, "Just a cramp, just need a break.." Leo felt the sickly churning through the sweatshirt as he rubbed it, and without even pushing, a bubbly fart escaped from Cal's behind, rumbling on Leo's crotch right in front of it. Leo winced "Oh that smells terrible.. somethings up in your belly, I think you should-" Cal interrupted Leo, "another slice!"

It was quite full in there and this whole thing was making Cal feel hot, uncomfortable, sick, and horny all at once. "Ooh, man… my stomach is just.. bulging with all this." He took the remaining crust and devoured it in a single huge mouthful. He paused for a moment, the weight of the food in his stomach shifting as he let out a stream of airy farts, every single one preceded with a vibrating rumble from his belly. "*Pfffft*… *pfffffttttt*.. oh god.. *buurp* oh- *pffft*…*pfftt*… *prrt*.. fuck.. Im sorry, I can't even stop it." Cal said. Leo held the last slice of pizza in his hand, "okay… last slice… don't pop, man.."

Cal's stomach bulged obscenely inside his snug sweatshirt as he ate the last slice of pizza. He was in such a state that when his mouth was busy chewing, several burps forced themselves free through his nose in rapid succession. He moaned after each one. Leo didn't seem to mind, though, he just stared at Cal with eyes half-lidded and a bulge full-mast. He was practically shaking at this point, Leo felt his heat radiating onto the poor stuffed boy. Cal's stomach, already full and distended from the prior intake and now the last slice was working overtime to digest said pizza. His body was heating up from all the churning. Leo could feel every bit of it, his crotch was also getting hot.

Cal was sweating. He looked almost delirious from pleasure- and pain. His face was flushed, his eyes glassy. Leo comforts him as he finishes chewing and swallows, his stomach rumbles again. Cal tilted his head back, trying to relax his cramped muscles. A long wet burp shot out of his mouth before he had time to react, and he moaned aloud. Leo, worried, suggests "Hey maybe you should.. take your sweatshirt off. You seem really hot, like you're sweating. That has to be making you even more nauseous.." Cal groaned, hiccuped and replied "y-yeah. Guhhh… gonna.. take it off.." he weakly pulled at the zipper, struggling to get it over the bump of his aching belly. He whimpered as dangerous toots slid out. Once the zipper got over the curve of his belly, it practically unzipped itself the rest of the way down on its own. He wiggled his arms out and Leo helped toss the sweatshirt to the side. Cal was just in a thin elastic tank top now. He whined "m- *muuurp* shit, my belly hurts.. so full.. *frrtt..phhhtttrrft*… hng, *bur-URP*- ugh! I don't feel good.."

Leo was rubbing faster now. Another fart, another groan. The smell was intense and made Leo's eyes water. Cal's eyes werent any better, they were glazed over, his head lolled back he let out a silent puff of air from his mouth, his belches were getting risky, some of them he was forced to swallow down to avoid anything else other than air coming up, and he only had the tingle in the back of his throat to warn him. His stomach churned angrily, gurgling and undulating in time with Leo's rubbing. His belly was still distended and full, his white tank-top riding up just above his belly button. Leo listened as Cal's stomach emitted queasy grumbles and overpacked noises that would eventually be desperately released through either end. "I told you you were gonna feel sick, dude.. you look 8 months pregnant"

Cal laughed "I sure feel like it…. *hic-bRUUUP* mnnppph god… how am I supposed to walk after this? I think I'm *hic* too bloated for my own good. Ooooh… nnnngh.. and it feels like my stomach is doing an impression of a washing machine. *UURRRPPPP* oh- don't stop rubbing.. or.. I'm gonna have a premature birth!" Leo couldn't help but laugh. Cal turned his head and looked up. They locked eyes a moment as Leo was rubbing a sensitive spot just above Cal's belly button.

Leo's eyes widened as he blushed and unconsciously grinded his hips into Cal's crotch in front of him. His breath was hot and fast. Cal noticed, and warned his friend "My tummy hurts.. I feel so gassy, I think I need to fart.. uhm.. I'm not gonna *hic* warn you anymore, mostly because I don't think I can hold in anything anymore.." Leo never broke eye contact "That's okay, you're like a blimp. Let it all out, I'd rather you gas the place up than shit your pants on me".

Cal smiled and went to laugh before he was cut off by a sick burp, followed by a stream of wet, shorter burps.

Leo looked like he had gotten exactly what he wished for and more. In the face of a belching, gassy Cal he remained undaunted. He had a gleam in his eyes and a bulge in his pants that were both growing by the second. Cal was so full that he needed more than Leo's hand rubbing him. His own two fists were working him over in between big belchy moans and groans. His stomach was grumbling ominously, begging to get it over with sooner rather than later. "*bUUUURRRRRP* ooohh.. I feel queasy.." his statement punctuated by short, painful, but constant little farts as his stomach fought with the contents inside of it.

"Your tummy is gonna feel so much better after this, Cal." Leo said, rubbing and humping with more vigor, the rubbing on both Cal's belly and.. elsewhere.. helping things move along inside of him. Leo is on his knees, rubbing Cal's distended belly with both hands, spreading Cal's legs apart with his own as he worked. Cal's own hands were working higher up on his own gut, massaging and kneading. His belly was an air filled balloon ready to burst. Cal lets out a low moan and squirms as another deep and wet burp erupts. All the while, Cal could feel tingles of pleasure building up in his bloated guts, but the queasy, sick feeling was still going strong. This whole thing was making him feel strange and oddly arousing in a way he'd never felt before.

Leo saw the look on his friend's face and his hands gripped his swollen tummy. "It's okay, mnff... you can... let it happen... anytime."

Cal nodded, his hands rubbing his engorged belly in time with Leo's rhythm, as the blonde boy sacrificed a hand from belly rubbing duty to help keep himself steady above Cal.

Cal grunted as he continued massaging his distended gut. Leo's other rubbing was growing much more intense now. He was almost shaking Cal as he did so. Cal's mouth hung open and he was moaning with a slightly desperate tone. "Come on, dude.. hurry it up.. I'm so…" his moan was cut off by another wet belch. His body shook with the force of it and he clenched his teeth in an effort to relax and hold back the next one. It was no use. Another belch, and another, and another, with rapid, short gaps in between. Leo was now the one groaning, reaching his peak. "I'm.. unf.. hah.. Cal, I'm close… just hold on.." Leo was delirious with pleasure he'd only ever dreamed of experiencing.

Cal felt his body both nauseously ache at one part and throb with desire in another. An unusual mix that left him feeling like he was gonna puke regardless. He got himself into this willingly though, and has nobody to blame but himself, and he certainly doesn't wanna ruin Leo's night. He whines and puts all his focus into keeping his food inside of him.

Cal was struggling as he massaged his distended belly in time with his buddy's increasingly feverish rubbing. He let out a long, wet belch, "Hnnnnnnnghhhh my god, my stomach is so… *huuu-UUrrrpppp*- so full, I'm… I'm gonna be so sick."

Leo was getting close, very close, and he could feel his friend's stomach and other… parts… tensing up as he got ready to finish. Leo was breathing almost as hard as Cal at this point, gripping the stuffed boy's thigh with his one hand and holding himself steady with the other, trying not to jostle his buddy's tummy.

Leo is panting like a dog, his face bright red with effort and excitement. His body was flushed and his breath was heavy with the scent of the pizza they ate. Sweat trickled down his temples and forehead as he finally finished.

Suddenly, Cal lets out another long belch as all of that food starts moving again like a train. His stomach rumbles in discomfort at the pace Leo was pushing things along, but there's no stopping or slowing it now.

Cal's face grows more and more flushed as he moans and tries to keep his guts in its place. Leo rides out his climax, barely even worrying about how he's ruined his underwear in the process.

Snapping back to reality, he realized the true state that Cal was in and swiftly grabbed the trash can, "f-fuck. I'm sorry dude. You're gonna be okay. Just let it out, don't worry about accidents, I have the trash right here.. hold on.." he shifted Cal over slightly so that if any… spilling.. happened it would be in the trash can instead of on the floor. Cal's stomach was round and rock hard, the contents inside swirling like a greasy, bubbly storm. The movement caused a rancid fart to seep out slowly from Cal, the smell making him feel even more sick.

"Ugh.. god, *hic-HURP-" Leo… I'm so full…" the smell was terrible, the pizza obviously having not digested properly. Cal tried to hold on. But he couldn't hold it in for much longer. His hands resting on the impossibly bloated tummy that lay heavily in his lap.

Between queasy, wet, uncontrollable belches that forced their way out of his system, he tried to apologize "Leo.. grrrroowl ungh.. you w- *UUUR*ere right. It was too *urp* much.. fuck! *bruuuup.. burrp.. hurp* gah.. I should have listened.. to you…" he just couldn't stand the pressure anymore and stopped trying to speak when a series of loud, wet belches forced their way out of him. The distended mass in his belly seemed to vibrate and throb in rhythm with his digestive noises.

Leo tried to reassure him, "It's okay, I shouldn't have gone along with it.. we were both caught up in the moment, just breathe.." Cal gasped for air in between belches. "Ohhh fuu-*URP*… I'm gonna… gurggl*urp* Ughhhnnn…!" Cal couldn't hold it in anymore. His full belly convulsed as the undigested remains of the greasy pizza seamlessly flowed out of his mouth. He didn't even get the chance to burp again before a second wave brought up even more. As soon as he could, Cal cried out and gasped for air… before promptly being sick once more.

It dribbled into the trashcan as Cal struggled to remain upright on the couch; he was so sick. After the first few times, every heave was followed by a long, wet belch, the air that had been mixing with everything coming up in between. Cal gripped Leo's arms tightly as his stomach cramped and growled and heaved, the force of which made his whole body jerk and shake.

Cal was too nauseated to even protest being held and rubbed by Leo as he continued to puke. As sick and unpleasant as it was, Cal felt oddly grateful. Cal continued to vomit, his face flushed and heaving as more wet belches spewed out of his mouth. "Ughhh… *hic* I'm not done.. *gurp* I know I'm not.. god I ate so much!" The next few waves felt almost like they would never pass as Cal struggled in pain, and pleasure from relief. Leo almost felt sick himself seeing just how much came up, thinking of how much went IN and how full Cal was. Cal's eyes began to look droopy as he felt his mind slipping away. He definitely reached his limit tonight. He was still sick, but moreso spitting up in the trashcan and gagging than full on vomiting anymore. His mind cleared up just enough to make a mental note to himself: 4 whole pizzas over the course of one night. That was his limit.

Leo, feeling queasy himself from having to witness Cal spewing inches away from him still let Cal rest his head on his lap, trying to avoid laying on his stomach or adding any nore pressure to it. He looked down at his friend, face flush, skin glistening with sweat, nose running, exhausted from the exertion. He couldn't imagine being in his shoes, but at least he could help him, even if it meant cleaning up the result.

"Are you okay, Cal? Do you think you're done?" Leo asked, stroking the hair out of Cal's eyes that were already starting to close. "Maybe… *hic* .. I'm getting sleepy." He mumbled, resting his head further into Leo's lap. Leo would enjoy this a lot more if his lap wasn't uncomfortably hot and sweaty, and parts of it wet and sticky inside from using them as friction to help bring him to his release earlier.

He grabbed a pillow from behind him and carefully moved it under Cal's head as he slipped out from underneath his sore, sleepy buddy. "I'm gonna go empty the trash can, I'm gonna run to the dumpster, I'll be like 5 minutes MAX, do you think you'll be fine until I get back?" Cal hummed "mmhmm.. *hic* I feel so much better… that needed to come out so bad…. oh my god I really overdid it…"

This experience, as repulsive as it sounded, was far from unpleasant to Cal. His body was still slick with sweat and fluids, and his stomach felt sore, but the relief of having gotten everything out was more than worth it to him. He didn't even mind being held and rubbed as his body expelled the contents of what he had eaten with such gluttony. He felt bad for involving Leo in it, if anything.

Cal sighed as he settled more into the pillow beneath him. His stomach still churned routinely, but he no longer felt dizzy with nausea, and he was once again in that familiar state of just being very, very full. He was in a pretty comfortable position though, it had to be said. His body felt oddly relaxed and yet, his stomach was still swollen and achy. He felt lighter, like his body had been cleansed. He also felt something… else. He turned his head as much as he could without moving his body. His eyes were drooped as his gaze was stuck forward, fixated on the doorway that Leo was to return from. After a few minutes he heard footsteps. He tried to force himself awake out of a half-sleep. "Leo?…" he tried to ask, but with the way his head was positioned and how sleepy he was, he only managed to croak out a few barely audible words.

"Leo? you back?"

Leo returned from outside the apartment door, the trashcan now empty and the trashbag inside replaced. He set it down and sighed as he crouched down to be level with Cal, who was still laying on the couch with his head against the pillow. "You awake?" He gently wiped the sweat off of Cal's forehead. Cal smiled sleepily. "Mm… sort of.. uhm. how are you feeling about this whole thing?" Cal was referring to both the pizza and their rather intimate session as a result.

Leo thought for a moment "Hm.. I feel tired, but probably not as tired as you." There was a pause before he continued "…I don't want you to feel bad, if I was in your position I think I would be so embarrassed that I would die.. I wanna be all 'I told you so' but that can wait."

Cal laughed in the form of exhaling through his nose. He understood. Leo kept talking, "I could have lived without you puking your guts out, that kind of ruined it.."

Cal was awake but still dazed enough to not think twice before speaking, "but you came, right?". Leo blushed. Cal was always so straightforward about these things. "Uh. Y-yeah. Absolutely I did. It was immediately cancelled out within like a minute, but up until then… I think I liked it." Cal grinned. "I liked it too. I mean, I definitely hated it at some moments, specifically the ones where I was barfing, but that's over now and I'm not past-me so overall I count it as a success. I found my limit!" Leo grimaced "You sure did.."

Cal continued "and I wouldn't have pushed myself to even go that far without you!"

Leo resisted the urge to lightly shove his friend in fear that he might jostle him too much. "Then maybe I shouldn't have, if this is what happens when I feed you and help you then maybe I'll just stick to watching you gobble down pizza from afar like I used to" Cal giggled. "Well now you don't have to, because my limit is 4 boxes of pizza, just never push me beyond that! Easy math!"

Leo shook his head "I just gotta say.. if this is like a yearly thing or maybe even a once-a-month thing I would be more than happy to help you push your limits.. but now that you know the result I'm not sure about 4.. maybe 1…" Cal playfully groaned "ughhh fine!", then laughed and then turned his head to face Leo. He was smiling as he looked at his friend while trying to keep his eyes open. "Hey, Leo.. thanks for indulging me. You're always there for me and I don't know if I thank you enough for it." Leo shook his head, "Don't worry about it. Thank you for not judging me. You're never afraid to be yourself and you make me want to do the same."

The two fell asleep in the living room, Cal on the couch, and Leo on the floor. They grew much closer that day, and their bond will forever be strengthened, all thanks to surplus pizza.

[sadvid]

camp camp makes me insane ramble. do not click more unless you are so so very insane

camp camp is gonna make me go fucking insane i can't fucking do this anymore there is NOTHING!!!!!! NOTHING!!!! ALL THEY DID WAS GIVE US TINY PISS DRRROPLETS WITH ONE EPISODE FINALE SAYING MAXS PARENTS DONT CARE AND DAVID SAYING YOU DONT DESERVE THAT AND NOW IVE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES FOR YEAAAARSSS. i have read fics with over 100k words i have drawn so many things and imagined so many scenarios with angst and hurt/comfort and stupid stupid thoughts that would never ever happen in the show in a million years HIS ASS IS NOT GETTING ADOPTED DADVID IS NOT REAL GWENVID IS A SICK JOKE i love them so much you don't understand. i forgot to take my meds. oh my goddddd. THERE ARE LIKE THREE CAMP CAMP FANS LEFT BECAUSE THE REST WERE NORMAL PEOPLE WHO JUST WATCH THE SILLY CAMP CARTOON THAT SAYS FUCK. they dont wonder about the possibilities of a sad ten year old rejecting happiness but slowly allowing himself to be vulnerable and loved by a counselor who is surrounded by hate and despondency but stays positive despite despite despite because nobody else will and he wants to be the source of happiness that he wish someone was for him. NO! they say HAHA the ten year old said fuck! oh my god the non swearing counselor said fuck too that's so profound! oh no the ten year olds parents bad :( HAHA NOW HES BALD!!!! and after a month of the show being gone they LEAVE because they're NORNAL!!!!! but i. I AM IN THE TRENCHESSSSS. you have no idea you have no idea. listen maybe i'm just a little insane because i am a max who needs a david JUST MAYBE! and i think this is just a lot of me projecting my desperate need for love and my simultaneous rejection and fear of it onto max. And my need for someone to keep persistently and loudly loving me no matter how much i reject it. PROBABLY!!!!! i don't care i don't care how fucking insane i sound I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY I COULD talk about this show for hours i wish i didn't have job or school or life so i could write and anímate camp camp season 6 7 8 9 10 infinity and kill the warner brothers and write 500k word ao3 fics. IM INSANE. i am picking up crumbs and calling it a wedding cake do you understand. god i'm i i i i i i i i it's 2024 it's been too long too many years of this.... too many got damned years. every time i pick up a pencil i draw max camp camp. i have drawn david's stupid fucking face so many times its probably become the shape of my brain wrinkles. i go feral thinking about gwen's hair looks like down or what the fuck these characters last names are. Can you fucking believe i hyper fixated on a character whose last name i dont even know. hey who's that small angry fucker you're always doodling. uhh max. max who. max... camp camp. WHO?!!! DAVID?!!? DAVID ATTENBOROUGH?!?! MAX CAULFIELD?! i'm going to set myself on fire. i really truly am. i love them i live for nothing but a ghost child on an island and a silly friend trio. when will it end. when. i love them if you couldn't tell

[uceyliyahh]

UNDER YOUR TOUCH

Summary: After her difficult breakup, Tiana wanted to start anew with her life. That's when she realized her life would be better when she met him.

This fanfic is 18+! NO MINORS ALLOWED

word count: 4623

smut warning; it’ll come in the story randomly so PLEASE PLEASE look out for it I’m not really good at writing ✍🏽 smuts but I’m improving at the moment.

Jey Uso x Tiana

AWFUL GRAMMAR IM GETTING BETTER I SWEAR LOL.

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21.

JEY The sun was shining through my curtain at ten thirty in the morning, and the birds were chirping. Tiana was soundly sleeping on my chest as I looked down at her. Her stomach was exposed when I peered under the blanket. I put my hand over it and felt Gigi's kicks, which made Tiana move while she slept. The baby shower was today, so the guys and I had to go up to the venue and make sure everything was ready by pulling out the tables and decorating them. To avoid waking Tiana, I gently shifted her on the opposite side of the pillow.

Pulling the blankets over her body, I got out of bed and walked to the bathroom, closing the door behind me as I turned on the sink and washed my face before getting into the shower.

✧.* While Tiana was still asleep, I went downstairs to prepare breakfast after taking a shower. As I was doing so, I noticed that Jon had texted the group chat. Twin📌 sent a message to the group chat.

IMESSAGE 💬 Twin📌: Yo, what time do we need to be there to get things set up? Jey: the baby shower starts around 3:30pm so we need to be there around like 1 to get everything done before the guest start rolling up. Montez: ight I'll probably be there early Jey: yall know what the theme is right? Twin📌: White and Pink Montez: got my outfit on probably looking better than yall fr fr Jey: Mane gtfo 😭😭 Montez: haterrrrr alert

I chuckled at the message as I continued to cook me and Tiana some breakfast today I was making our favorite breakfast that she normally makes for us it was avocado toast with scrambled eggs.

Meanwhile I heard footsteps coming down the steps without paying attention I felt two pair of hands wrapped around my waist, when I turned my head I saw Tiana behind me looking sleepy still.

She rubbed her eyes as she began opening them looking into my features more as I was doing the same with her.

"Good morning princess." I said as she gave me a faint smile.

"Morning bubba what'chu making?" she asked peeking at the stove.

"I'm making our favorite breakfast that you normally make." She knew what I was talking about while smiling.

As she walked to the living room, settled herself on the couch, grabbed the remote next to her, and turned on something, I leaned forward to kiss her on the lips.

Despite her height, she had a cute belly bump. When I finished preparing breakfast, I carried our plates into the living room and set them on the table while Tiana sat up and grabbed one.

As we watched TV together, we started eating breakfast. I knew that Tiana felt some relief because she was resting her legs on my lap, just like she had done the night before, while I massaged her feet. Kehlani's text message from a new number lit up my phone once more, but I chose to ignore it because I didn't have time to deal with her nonsense when she could be crying to her jailed new boyfriend instead of bothering me.

Kehlani🙄 sent a message IMESSAGE 💬

Kehlani🙄: I will show up to that baby shower and embarrass the fuck out of you.

After Tiana and I finished our breakfast, I picked up both of our plates and placed them in the dishwasher before going back to cuddle with Tiana. I slithered my hand down her baby bump, feeling Gianna's kicks as I rubbed it in circles.

'She's a fast kicker huh?'

We enjoyed watching whatever show she had on television; Tiana turned her head making eye contact with me.

"What's up mama?" I asks her.

"When are you and guys leaving? Because you know that I have to get ready to the beauty salon to get my hair done." Tiana said.

At that moment, I reached into my pocket and took out my wallet, giving her my black card. As usual, her face became slightly confused when I gave her my card.

"Babe we go through this every single time, no back talks I told you; you deserve it all mama." She nodded her head while grabbing my black card from my hands placing it on the table.

"But to answer your question me and the guys are going to leaving around one so that way we can have everything together when the guest come."

"Good, now I can be extra prepared for our baby shower." I placed a soft kiss on her lips while putting my focus onto the TV.

✧.* TIANA I was at the beauty salon with Bianca, Emma, Trinity, and Stacy, getting our hair done for the baby shower, since Jey had gone to meet up with the guys at the venue. Before I noticed my phone buzzing from my purse, we were all chit-chatting and gossiping like typical women. I took it out of my purse and saw a number I didn't recognize, so I chose to ignore it and kept talking to the girls.

"So, Tiana how are you feeling about your baby shower?" Stacy asks.

"If I'm being honest with y'all I am nervous as fuck right now you know I feel like anything could happen." I replied as they all looked at me with concern in their eyes.

"Why Tink? Shouldn't you be happy about this?"

Although I was obviously happy that this was happening, I had a gut feeling that things wouldn't work out because Jey's ex-girlfriend was still out there. I just thought she might show up and start some shit.

"I am happy about this, but I have a bad feeling about it too." I didn't really need all the drama towards my way because it'll just harm the baby, and I refuse to let that happen if this bitch decides to show up at MY damn baby shower.

They understood what I meant by the gut feeling that I was having about it. "Hey, if shawty ass wanna show up and show out in front of everyone then we will give her ass a show just for you." That made me smile knowing that my girls had my back throughout whatever.

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My phone started to buzz again with the same phone number I decided to answer the call to see who it was.

OTP "This is from the county jail please press one to answer the call."

His voice, which is still haunting me after everything he has done to me, came to me as soon as I pressed the number.

Malakai: Hey, mamas I see that you finally decided to answer. Tiana: the fuck do you want? And why are you calling me? Malakai: well a little birdie told me that you're pregnant now by that lame ass dude you're with. Tiana: that bitch Kehlani... Malakai: your engage too? Man I wish that could've been us tink but yo' ass decided to put me in this jail cell. Tiana: nigga you know why you're in that fucking jail cell for a reason you piece of shit. Malakai: is he that better than me? Tiana: yes, Jey is way more better than you he treats me with respect unlike yo' ass so please leave me the fuck alone. Malakai: all I can say is have fun at yo' baby shower tink I love you... Tiana: fuck you...

CALLED ENDED.

I put my phone back in my purse as I felt my anxiety rising. I didn't need to be feeling this way at the moment, especially since it could be harmful to the unborn child during pregnancy. Bianca approached me with a worried expression on her face as she noticed that I was shaky a little.

"Bestie what happened?" She asks.

"K-Kai, he just called me from the county jail...I'm scared B like really scared." I confessed while rubbing my hands on my knees.

She held my hands into hers trying to calm me down, "take deep breaths Tiana okay? We are here for you now what did he say?" I sighed deeply telling her what was said during the call that's when Trinity and them all came up on us trying to see what was happening.

Bianca had to fill them in on the situation they were shocked to say the least but also pissed that he wanted to make threats while being in that damn jail cell of his.

"Girl, we gotta warn the guys about this because I feel like some shit is going to be messy and I don't want Tiana apart of it." Emma stated as we all agreed with her I grabbed my phone and began texting Jey.

IMESSAGE 💬 Mamas🩷: bubba? ZaddyJey🤍: yeah? What's up baby? Mamas🩷: there's an issue like a serious issue ZaddyJey🤍: elaborate for me mama? Mamas🩷: I have a bad feeling about this baby shower, I feel like something is going to happen ZaddyJey🤍: I'm confused wym baby? Mamas🩷: Malakai just called me from the county jail... ZaddyJey🤍: ....what? Mamas🩷: yeah, and he said that I hope I'll have fun at my baby shower so I'm scared Josh 😓 ZaddyJey🤍: mamas don't stress yourself out okay? It's not good for Gigi we will make sure nothing doesn't go down ight? Mamas🩷: kk ZaddyJey🤍: I love you ight? I'll see you when you get here♥️ Mamas🩷: I love you too.

I was relieved to know that Jey would always and forever protect me, especially for Gigi's sake, as I had no idea what would happen at this baby shower.

✧.* I went over Trinity and Jon's house along with the rest of the girls show they can see what dress I was going to be wearing for my baby shower.

It was a nice white dress that was tied up into the back along with me wearing my white sandals to match the dress since I couldn't wear heels might break an ankle in that bitch.

When I came downstairs, they all looked at me with a smile. "Oh, my goodness girl this dress is cute I know Josh is going to be all over that." I chuckled at Bianca's comment knowing that it's very likely that he will be all over me.

I took out my phone, turned on the camera, and checked myself out. Damn, I looked good for today. I checked the time and saw that it was two-thirty, so we all grabbed our purses and keys and left for the baby shower location. Since I'm pregnant and concerned about Gianna's health, I was unable to hit a blunt at this time, but trust me—once I have this baby, it will be over. Emma and Stacy were in the car with me as we were vibbing out to Ariana the boy is mine. He truly is mine, so I was singing the fuck out of the lyrics.

"Something about him is made for somebody like meeee baby come over, come over." I sang my heart out as the girls laughed at me.

"Girl you're so funny we know Jey is yours." Stacy commented.

"Y'all just don't understand for real."

As we continued to vibe out to the music the song had paused seeing that Bianca was calling me that's when I answered her call.

OTP Tiana: B? What's up? Breezy: so I just got informed by Josh that Kehlani is going to be pulling up at the baby shower. Tiana: what? Breezy: yeah, he told me he just seen her text message about coming up there to embarrass him in front of everybody Tiana: this bitch...no wonder why Kai said allat Breezy: be prepared that's all I'm going to say hopefully we could drag her ass out of there before shit gets messy and ion want that for my niece Tiana: I understand you 100% I don't want that either for Gianna. Breezy: how far are yall right now? Tiana: we are like ten minutes away from the venue. Breezy: ight we will see yall there.

CALLED ENDED.

I let out a long sigh as I drove to the location. I couldn't believe this bitch, but Kehlani has been a pain in my ass ever since I started dating Jey. I don't blame him, and it's not his fault that he no longer wants her.

"Don't worry T we got your back if shit hits the fan." Emma responded as I nodded my head.

When we eventually arrived, we noticed that some of the guests had arrived early. Jey's parents and his cousins' car was parked in the lot. I texted Jey to let him know that I had arrived. As we entered the building, the staff advised us to continue straight ahead and turn left, which is when the venue would be visible.

Following their directions, we proceeded straight ahead while taking in the surroundings. As we were moving down the corridor, I noticed Jon and Montez standing outside the door, seemingly waiting for us.

As we approached them, I called out their names to get their attention. Jon and Montez hugged me, and they did the same with Stacy and Emma.

"My brother is going to be all over you when he sees you." Jonathan said as I punched him in his arm.

He threw his hands up in defense, "what? I'm just saying I mean that's how you got knocked up in the first place." I rolled my eyes at him giving him the finger before walking inside.

To be honest, the guys really put their best foot forward in this room, and it looked stunning with all of the pink and white decorations. My gaze strayed to Jey, who was chatting with his cousin when he noticed me entering the building and surveying the surroundings. Jey had come over to me and put his hands around my baby bump while kissing my cheek.

"Hi, my gorgeous baby you look so stunning right now." Jey said softly.

"Why thank you bubba, you look very handsome yourself matching the theme of course." I replied as he gave me a kiss on the lips.

"Let's go sit you down so you won't have to be on your feet that much." I nodded my head as I followed him towards my table yes I had my own table while everyone had their own individual tables.

As I sat in my chair and watched everyone enter, I noticed his parents approaching me. I got up from my table and went over to give them both hugs.

"I just want to say welcome to the family Tiana I'm so glad that my son has found someone he truly loves." Rikishi said.

"Thank you father-in-law."

"How's the little one in there? I know she is circling around in your belly may I feel?" Mama Talisua said as I nodded my head giving her permission to feel my belly.

That's when I felt Gianna's kicking me as his mother's face softened when she felt her kicks. "She's an active little one in there huh?" I chuckled at her statement agreeing with her.

"Yeah, she is got me tossing and turning at night." I said while his mother laughed.

I noticed Jey approaching me as he sat down beside me after chatting with his parents and cousin.

"How are you feeling mama?" Jey asks while rubbing his hand against my thigh.

"I'm feeling a little bit better I'm just still worried about Kehlani showing up." I said fiddling with my fingers.

He took hold of my chin, causing me to gaze up at him and appreciate his features. How am I so fortunate? He always looks good.

"I promise she's not going to show up as long as I'm here. I don't care if Montez or Jon have to drag her ass out; she won't step foot in here, okay?" I just love how he would always reassure me that even when things are going bad, he's always there to make me feel better about the situation.

Seeing his gooey smile, I nodded my head as he kissed me and said, "You know I got'chu mamas." I felt my face flush as I rolled my eyes at him.

We all began playing a game called "Measuring My Belly," in which the winner would receive a prize. We had a lot of those.

I stood in the center as everyone took turns measuring my belly; even the little kids joined in, which made me chuckle a little.

Once the last person finished measuring, I returned to my table while they announced the winner of the game. I was certain it was Trinity, and they really went all out for the prizes. I handed her the prize in a cute little bag.

"Ouuu girl what's in here?" Trinity asks.

"I am not spilling what's in there, so you gone have to look Trin." I said as she rolled her eyes at me, smiling.

✧.*

After everyone played the games and won some prizes, even the guys who weren't very good at them, Jey's mom began preparing plates for everyone to ensure they had something to eat. She was such a wonderful mom, and Jey was really fortunate to have her.

Jey didn't want me to be on my feet, so he asked his mom to make me a plate since I was eating for two. While I was scrolling through my social media, noticing all the likes on my story from a few hours ago, I sensed someone approaching. When I looked up, I saw Jey coming toward me with two plates in his hands.

He placed one of them on the table and pulled a chair over towards me. I know he was getting sick of being around his cousins and brothers.

"Getting tired of sitting next to your cousins and brothers?" I asked as he looked at me, stuffing his face.

He grabbed a napkin and wiped his mouth before he could say anything, which made me chuckle. He was so silly.

"Hell yeah, girl, Montez is such a damn yapper." He replied.

"I mean he is, but that's good though." Jey rolled his eyes at me as we continued to eat our food together.

As we were doing that, I heard some commotion coming from outside that caught our attention. When I turned my head, seeing outside the window, that bitch Kehlani was here starting shit along with her little minions.

That's when I saw Jey getting up from his seat, along with Bianca and Trinity, looking at me and telling me that they had it.

I could hear her screaming from the top of her lungs, "Bring out that bitch Tiana! I will kill her and that damn baby!" When I heard that, it made me get up until I felt Jey pulling me by the arm and shaking his head.

"Mama, sit down. Don't do it. Let me and the girls handle this, okay?" Jey said while he gave me a warning expression. I obeyed him, sitting down in my chair, seeing him signaling the girls to follow him.

JEY We went outside and saw Kehlani and her little minions standing together, arms crossed around their chests. I couldn't believe that this girl really did show up to ruin something special for Tiana.

"Where the fuck is she ate Jey?" Kehlani asks.

"I'm not finna let you hurt her all because we didn't work out like that's petty as fuck, and you know it, Lani." I said, folding my arms.

She scoffed at my statement, "she doesn't deserve you like I do!" I couldn't believe what the fuck I was hearing right now is she serious?

"Again, you think you do? Kehlani, get the fuck on, bro, or you'll get fucked up." Trinity and Bianca walked up In front of me with their hands on their hips.

Kehlani and her minions walked up closer to Trin and Bianca, getting all up in their faces and causing Bianca to react, pushing the girl harshly on the floor, indicating a brawl outside the damn venue.

I observed the situation unfold and noticed a vehicle pull up, which appeared to be one of Malakai's associates—specifically, three of them. They were unaware that the entire Samoan family was present. I had no intention of engaging in any games.

I turned my gaze to the window, where I saw the guys and gestured for them to come outside. They complied, and one of the individuals charged at me, throwing punches.

I evaded their strikes, delivering a knee to the stomach and then bringing them down to the ground. As I positioned myself on top, I began to strike their head. In the midst of this, I noticed Trinity and Bianca overpowering one of the girls, including Kehlani, on the concrete floor.

I focused back on the person who was covering their face while I continued to bash their fucking head in the concrete. I grabbed him by the hair dragging him towards one of the cars throwing him on top of the car breaking the window of the car.

It was blood on the concrete floor seeing Kehlani messed up bad including the others that she brought with her, she knew she came at the wrong fucking time.

Trinity and Bianca stepped back, wiping the sweat from their brows, oblivious to the fact that one of the guys had just struck me in the face, causing me to stagger. They then descended upon me, delivering punches and kicks to my midsection.

I instinctively shielded myself to avoid further blows. In the midst of the chaos, I noticed Jonathan intervening, yanking them away from me and landing a solid right hook on one of them.

Montez helped me to my feet as I grimaced in pain, clutching my stomach and feeling the blood on my fingers from a cut on my lower lip.

"C'mon Uce let's go get you some ice I know Tiana don't wanna see you like this." Montez said as I nodded my head.

I returned inside, clutching my stomach and pressing an ice pack to my lip, as I noticed my mother and Tiana approaching me.

"Joshua! Are you okay dear?" Mama Talisua asks with a concerned expression on her face.

"Y-yeah I'm fine mama they just caught me slipping that's all." She nodded her head as I looked up at Tiana I know she didn't want to see me like this.

"I will step aside to allow you both to converse". As my mother stepped away, leaving Tiana and me alone for a moment, she took the ice pack off my bruised lip to assess the damage.She also lifted my shirt to check the bruises on my abdomen, clearly worried about my condition.

"Sweetheart, please don't worry; I'm okay, I promise—just look at me, Tiana." She met my gaze, concern etched on her face. I let out a soft sigh, gently placing her on my lap and holding her chin.

I placed my hand gently on her belly, reassuring her, "I'm fine, Mama. He just caught me off guard, that's all. Please don't worry; it's not good for Gigi, okay?" Tiana nodded in understanding before rising from my lap. I glanced out the window and saw the police outside apprehending Kehlani and Em.

Good they need to be arrested for this shit.

✧.* After the baby shower concluded, we exchanged farewells with everyone, including my mother and Tiana's family.

I observed the men loading the remaining gifts into the trunk and closing it.

I realized that Tiana hadn't mentioned anything about the earlier incident; she seemed lost in her thoughts, so I decided to give her some space for the time being. I would likely take her home soon.

I got into my car and started the engine, waving goodbye to everyone as I exited the parking lot. The drive back to Tiana's place was quiet, with only her playlist playing softly in the background.

Tiana was looking outside the window not saying anything to me, I placed my hand on her thigh while driving with one hand hoping that it'll give her attention but I guess I was wrong.

She was likely distressed about the situation and my condition, but I reassured her that I was okay, just a bit bruised, nothing more.

I was shocked that Kehlani would resort to such behavior when things don't go her way, and now she finds herself in handcuffs, likely facing charges. I hope she does.

We finally arrived at Tiana's house and noticed Montez and Bianca's car parked in the driveway. I turned off the engine just as Tiana was opening her door, a gesture I usually make for her.I followed suit, watching her approach the door with her keys in hand, only to find that Montez and Bianca were nowhere in sight.

Removing her shoes without bending down, she tossed them onto the shoe rack and made her way upstairs to her bedroom. I followed closely, eager to hear her gentle and comforting voice.

"Wait, Mama," I said, reaching for her arm. She looked up at me with her innocent eyes.She remained silent, simply gazing down at me, which made me yearn for her to speak. "Please, talk to me, Ma. You know I'm here for you." I heard her let out a soft sigh as she guided me to her bed and sat down.

"I really can't stand seeing you in pain, Josh. I can't bear the thought of anything bad happening to you," Tiana admitted as my expression relaxed.

"Tink, I promise you that nothing is going to happen to me. I'm right here, sweetheart, and we're in this together for eternity." I gently stroked her cheeks, my thumb brushing against her full lips.

We locked eyes as I licked my lips. Her innocent brown eyes were so enchanting, but I imagined them hidden behind her skull.

"You're so beautiful, mama... it makes me want to take you right now..." She tilted her head, still gazing into my eyes.

"Yeah? with you being bruised up like this?"

"Fuck, yeah little mama I wanna hear yo' pretty ass moan my fucking name, me being all bruised up aint going to stop me from beating yo' shit in." I growled firmly grabbing her by the throat pulling her face closer to mines.

Tiana's   lips   brushed   against   mine as we began tongue - kissing  one   another  without hesitation.  I  then   stripped  off all  our clothing  and   wrapped  Tiana 's   legs around  mine.

Keeping my hand around her throat pulling away from the kiss, "you gonna let daddy beat this pussy up mama?" She nodded her head looking up at me innocently.

Without hesitation I got to work and started to drill her wet cunt In all you could hear was moans and groans escaping from our lips along with the skin slapping too.

Under Your Touch.

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A/n: welppppp that was something huh? Ion' why Kehlani is so pressed for like girrrrrl you're embarrassing yourself atp child...

But I hope yall enjoy this chapter lmk in the comments below.

Stay Ucey.

[bigsnzstanacct]

Okay anon who wrote in about an actor having to sneeze during an interview or something to that effect, it won’t let me answer your ask but here is what I wrote!!

First off, before I talk too much, the great @matilda3948 once wrote almost exactly this scenario as a commission for me and whew it was… very very hot. So Im sure I won’t do justice to that but here’s my attempt…

Everybody who’d ever watched, cut, or lived through a blooper reel on one of his projects knew Irving had a loud sneeze. Like, really loud. Like, cover your ears and maybe your head til the storm passes loud. Like, why is a bear bellowing all the way from the woods to the Warner lot and why does it sound like it’s right by my ear loud. But for all that he enjoyed, even perhaps leaned into his loud sneezes when it didn’t matter, he prided himself on never having been inescapably overcome in a moment when it would actually affect something negatively. It was something like a mental block—he always managed to squelch or ignore or forestall the urge in the middle of dramatic takes, fancy panels, major interviews, etc. Now, would he blow eardrums out in the green room backstage? Yes. Had more than one fan recorded him roaring it out the second he was away from a mic, as loud as though he’d been right on it? Absolutely. But had he actually interrupted anything significant? No, no he hadn’t.

Until today.

He was doing his best to smile through the urge, but he hadn’t properly answered a question in the past five minutes. Normally he’d be jumping in, tagging funny jokes at the end of his co-stars comments,

But here he was, in the middle of the panel for The Ocean’s Roar, afraid to speak a single syllable for fear that his barely-held-in sneeze would rapidly become not-at-all-held-in, and in fact would become loudly-suddenly-and-dramatically-released. Shit. He hadn’t felt like this since college, sitting through exams trying not to erupt and put the other students off their concentration. And his sneezes had gotten worse since then. He’d become a dad since then. He didn’t want to believe it, and it was probably just getting older but he could swear that as soon as he had kids, his sneezes went nuclear. He’d always had loud sneezes, but he swore even he’d never be as absolutely thunderous as his dad was… and then he’d turned thirty-five, had kids, and nearly blown his own eardrums out.

His sneezes had only gotten bigger since then.

Four seats to Irving’s left, Ja’Marcus King was leaning forward into the mic when he caught sight of Irving and his nose.

“Aw hell…” Ja’Marcus chuckled into the mic, “storm’s brewing!”

The whole cast looked, and as soon as Ja tipped his head in Irving’s direction, the whole panel started chuckling.

“Uh… Irving, do we need to put out a storm warning?” One cast member joked.

“To those of you in the audience, you might want to put in your earplugs if you’ve got em.” Another laughed, dramatically putting her hands over her ears.

At this point Irving was chuckling to himself, even as the itch in his nose was demanding nearly all his focus. “C-cut a guy some sl-slack, I wasn’t g-gonna… gonna…” but talking was only making it worse. Way worse. He couldn’t help it. Irving had a deep, heavy voice. A resonant voice. And right now all that resonance was making the buzzing in his nasal cavities ever more buzzy… so buzzy that… he was… he couldn’t… he had to…!

“He’s gonna blow!” Ja’Marcus laughed, before fully hiding under the table (100% commitment to the bit, always), just as Irving gave in to his nose’s demands:

“HHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSCCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” He bellowed, thankfully away from his own mic, but it wasn’t as though nearly every mic in the building couldn’t pick it to some extent, the squealing feedback a high-pitched aftershock to the thunder of his Irving’s sneeze.

“S-sorrrryyyguys… o-onemooohHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTCCCCHHHHHHUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HEhhHHHHHH… agaihHHHHH… HHHHHHHEEETTTTTTSSSCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOO!!! Damn, sorry y’all something really tickled my nose.”

The crowd laughed, Irving was so embarrassed he’d swear you could see the warm blush even underneath his dark skin, and Ja’Marcus warily emerged from the table, clinging to the mic like a survivor of a storm: “is he done?”

The crowd laughed again, even harder this time, and Irving just rolled his eyes and grinned an embarrassed grin. “Sorry again y’all… just… allergies. And I’m done, Ja—are you done?”

“With the bit?” He shot back, “never.”

“And that, ladies and gentlemen,” cut in the moderator, “was The Ocean’s Roar. Nice job, Irving, really living up to your character today” he joked.

And as the panel got back to normal, Ja’Marcus smirked to himself. He knew he’d find a cologne that would set off the big guy sooner or later. This was going to be fun…

[demoiselettes]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!👹👹👹👹

(is that to many i's?)

ANYWAYYY

I want- no NEED PART 3 OF THE GIYUU/SABITO POLY FIC

I swear i loved it too much-

So i had 2 ideas since yk you dont always feel like writing what the person request so i've got OPTIONS

First one: some fluff, alright, reader super overworks themselves until they end up passing out in the middle of a lesson (was this modern au or not, if not, just in a battle or training), and then of course the 2 boys get a bit worried, here you can come up with anything, i just know i need CUDDLES TO THE POINT WHERE I MIGHT GO INSANE IF I DONT GET SQUISHED IN BETWEEN THESE 2-

anyway moving on, second idea would be pretty much angst...(yk i'm a big lovee of angst)

So i'm thinking like...angst

So i assume even in modern/even in normal au, makomo and sabito are still siblings, right?

What if poor makomo gets into a bad accident (like gets hurt) and poor sabito is just so uh how to say it..."doborat la pamant" i'd say in romanian, wich word-to-word translates as "fallen on the earth" wich isnt what i mean but like his mood is so low, he's so sad, and reader and giyuu need to fricking get this dude to feel better CAUSE HE AIN'T SURVIVING WITH A PIECE OF "pateu pe paine" (aka bread with uh 'pateu' wich really idk how to translate") BUT YEAH IT'S UP TO YOU

THANK YOU BYEEEEEE

Gentle reminder (part 1) , (part 2)

Pairing(s): Giyuu x reader/Sabito x reader/ Giyuu x reader x Sabito

Category: fluff

Warning(s)/note(s): fem! Reader bc that’s what i first wrote reader as when i’d written the first two parts, modern au

+ This took 500 years to write im so sorry. i gave into my temptations and wrote the fluff scenario sofneklsdbjdjffj i share your ambition to be squished between them 😵‍💫🤭 take this as a sort of a late Christmas gift !!

When you awoke, there was already that nauseating feeling that stuck at the back of your throat. Your vision swam and shifted, but you could make out faint blotches of yellow in the air, like you were looking at smudges of paint on a glass window.

« She’s awake! » the voice was muffled and you had to strain your ear to better understand what was being said. It sounded worried, but you irritatingly couldn’t make out who it belonged to. Where were you? Does it hurt so much to be dead? But someone said you were awake.. then came the sounds of footsteps running around and you knew you were being surrounded. The overwhelming number of silhouettes dancing around you roused panic in your immobilized state. Someone took a hold of your hand(you hadn’t even registered you had one, you’d been so numb) and squeezed it ever so gently.

You grimaced from the sudden need to vomit and sucked in a breath to stop yourself from hurling. It’d be embarrassing.

« Are you gonna puke? »

You groaned, throwing an arm over your eyes. Your body seemed rusted. « Where am i? »

« Home. » A pause. « Yes, home. »

Home..? As your vision cleared slowly, you took note of the place. This definitely was not your house, because you were fairly sure you did not have katanas stacked to the wall. But the view of the dangerous weapons was comforting enough, trickling a sense of familiarity in you. Something tickled your cheek and you grimaced, swatting at it on instinct, only for your hand to rake through soft strands of someone’s hair and effectively earning you a yelp.

���Ow! Fuck, that hurts, [Name].. »

The nauseating sickness cleared up instantly when you recognized the voice, and you sat up so abruptly your vision swirled in a beautiful kaléidoscope way that had you nearly vomiting and you rushed to chuck your face in your hands.

“Easy, » Giyuu rushed to you and placed an arm around your waist to steady you. In retrospect, he should have kept his arm to yourself because you felt like you’d pass out from the close proximity. He smelled lovely. He looked lovely. His mere presence made you feel well enough to start running laps.

« What happened? Why am i in your apartment? »

Sabito, who’d been standing in front of your- his bed, scowled and crossed his arms. « We’re supposed to be asking you that. You passed out during your lecture, »

He seemed to be waiting for you to understand something. His eyes looked accusing. Unfortunately in your current state, you brain felt like it was swimming in broth.

« And..how did you both know? »

Giyuu placed a pillow behind you to soften the feel of the headboard. « Your friend called us, it was our luck we were close by, »

Their luck. Your lips twitched upwards. As if you weren’t lucky that they brought you to their apartment and smothered you in pillows and blankets. Giyuu gently sat down at the edge of the bed and threw a glance at Sabito, who only shrugged.

« Have you been sick lately? » Giyuu pressed on, his voice nearly hushed. He seemed to be much more worried about you— Sabito’s expression was one of annoyance but there was a hint of concern hidden there. « Maybe-« 

“She’s not sick.” Sabito spat, then marched forward and climbed on the bed. Your heart fluttered and you clutched the blankets to your chest. He was running a thumb over the skin right underneath your eyes. You felt inclined to tilt your head. “Been staying up late again, huh.”

You knew better than to answer, only offering a sheepish smile in return. That seemed to tell them enough. Giyuu pinched the bridge of his nose. “You told us you’d take care of yourself,”

“I had too much to get done!” You shot back. You couldn’t tell where your outburst had come from. Maybe it was from the pent up frustration from all these weeks of working in a frenzy. Or maybe you were angry at yourself for worrying them. “I needed to cram everything through, otherwise my deadlines-“

« Leave the assignments to us, » Giyuu said quietly. « We can-« 

« No! Those are my assignments, i’ve got to do them. »

« You’ve got to get better. » Sabito growled. Then he took one look at your miserable face and softened up. « Let us help you, please? »

You stayed silent for a long time, pinching and rolling the blankets in between your fingers. At last, you gave out a sigh. « Fine, but you gotta do something for me. »

« We hauled your ass back here. I think that’s enough. »

Giyuu shot Sabito a withering stare that made the latter unapologetically shove his hands in his pockets, then turned his attention back to you. « What is it, [Name]? »

“This.. this isn’t what i had in mind.”

You shifted underneath the covers. The room was dark, soothingly so. You should have been asleep in such conditions that were lovingly created for your sake. Only, the presence of your two boyfriends on either side of you, breathing down your neck was slightly too adrenaline inducing to feel an ounce of sleep.

“Shut up, Giyuu. She’s asleep.”

“I’m not.”

“She’s asleep. Because she needs it. Because she’s been overworking herself.”

“…okay.” You splayed yourself further into the mattress, feeling Giyuu’s arms tighten around your waist. His breathing had already deepened. You’d know, seeing as how his face was mushed against the back of your head. You felt so giddy you couldn’t stop a small giggle. Sabito turned his head to face you, a lopsided smile on his face.

« You like this, don’t you? Having Giyuu and i take care of you. » his voice was little more than a whisper.

Cheeks ablaze, brows furrowed in contradiction to your own feelings, you were desperately hoping not to betray your racing heart at the subtle innuendo. He laughed when you threw a pillow at him with jelly for arms, buried your face in the sheets. Knowing sleep wouldn’t come swiftly but you didn’t mind.

[slaasherslut]

listen,

i love milo alot so ive been running little scenarios in my noggin with him and my ghost related ocs so I'm just gonna toss two at you and you can give your input to my cringe <3

Milo + Anon: CREATIVE LITTLE GOOBERS. Sorry. I can just imagine the two handing out in Anon's basement studio and chatting about their ghost stories, Milo sharing his sketches and Anon messing around with a little electric keyboard.

Milo + Moander: okokok this one is a little silly odd because Moander isn't really supposed to be seen without being summoned, so he's walking around the graveyard looking for lingering souls, and sees this random guy just staring at his 8'7 ass with probable disbelief/horror and he's just like "waaait a second."

OH MY GOD YES i am absolutely devouring these ideas cause i am in love with both of them there is no cringe here just me loving all three these strange pals🖤🖤🖤

ok ok i keep meaning to message you about Milo and Anon cause honestly i think about those two daily. Those two would be such a good duo and the best of friends i swear. Milo likes having someone he can just chill out and vibe with. He has a wack ton of sketches of Anon in his sketchbook. Some are just normal sketches of them just hunched over their keyboard or just vibing and others are these little wacky gremlin drawings that make Anon look absolutely goofy and feral. He definitely flips through and points out some of the cool spirits hes drawn and tell their stories. Milo would also wanna ask Anon to let him mess around with his keyboard and teach him little tunes but my boy is shy as hell.

I can just imagine Milo walking through the cemetery and doing a double take on Moander. His cigarette comically falling out of his mouth while just staring. Then Milo realizes he's been staring at this massive legend in front of him for way too long and theyre staring back at him and he just fast walks away like, "OH NO IVE BEEN CAUGHT." 🤣🤣 Milo and Moander are another duo i need more of in my life. omg those interactions would be AMAZING

Ilysm for sending me this im literally gonna think about these scenarios all day. i love my boy and his strange friends sm. Hope you didn't mind my cringe!! 🤣🖤

[sheryl-lee]

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoy girl how ARE you I hope you're not still suffering w the nose and the throat and the fatigue and such which and so forth :( post-finals should be reserved for heavy duty r&r !!!! AAAAnyway ask game: 1, 10, and 26 ♥️♥️♥️

hey flo!!! thankfully i'm not sick anymore - i literally only started feeling 100% back to normal like. yesterday. so i was sick for FOUR (4) WEEKS. it took everything out of me. i was so medicated and feverish for the first 2 weeks that i basically i hallucinated my way through the first half of december. and i had to take my finals whilst coughing and sneezing and popping cough drops every 2 minutes which was uh really Fun. felt like i'd fought in a battle and barely made it out. but thankfully finals are final(ly) over, i'm feeling better, and a girl can get some REST.

but on to the asks!!!

1. who is/are your comfort character(s)?

my definition of comfort character is not what you'd find in the dictionary dfjdfjfdk im going with

(mr. flopson himself) kendall roy

will graham (cracker)

robin buckley (i love her so much it's Unreal)

natasha romanoff (deserved better </333 cl*nt where you at 🔪)

yennefer (would let her kill me no question about it)

sokka (maybe the only actual comfort character on this list)

10. would you slaughter the rich?

um emphatically YES. what are we even waiting for. bring in the guillotine let's get started

26. a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

i want a cat. like fuck all this ~romance~ stuff i just need A Cat. i've wanted a pet forever and if i had a cat all my problems would disappear methinks but yeah i've been so serious about it lately that i've been just sitting and like. fully imagining my life with a cat and it would be wonderful i swear i'm normal

send me a weird ask

[lesbiansandco]

An unstoppable force (madd taking up all of my waking and sometimes half-awake! hours) meets an immovable object (the urge to post about madd on my tumblr blog)

i swear i want to relate to my fellow tumblr madders but to do that i would have to Stop Daydreaming and i am not yet strong enough for that (different madd criteria/madd questions) "how many hours a day do you daydream?" bitch all of them?!?!? except for sleeping but i have chronic insomnia not related to madd but guess what my brain does to fill the insomnia gap? daydream and so i lose time before bed too and the first thing I do when I wake up? daydream i've gotten so good at it too - daydreaming all of the time about anything whatsoever without it showing to other people and that doesn't mean it doesn't impact my life (or else it wouldn't really be madd) but i can hide my struggling so well and even snap out of the daydreaming for just enough time to talk to people/function somewhat normally before being sucked right back in the second its possible im a functioning addict but not for alcohol or other drugs Its Just Madd (and its driving me mad[d]) "avoid your triggers" everythings a trigger. everything. anything could spark a daydream or daydream scenario. I have over 10 different AUs for my current main paracosm bc of shit like this (and yes I can keep track of them. who needs brain function for normal human activities when you have daydreams!). and if there are no triggers around? i'll replay a scene just to watch it again or to go through and make little changes to improve the scene. or create another au. there's no escape and the hard part is: i don't want it to go away. at least not right now. i love my paras and paracosms (well, most of them). but i hope one day my life will get to a point where i don't need to daydream all of the time to escape reality and i can just be an immersive daydreamer and a functional human. but right now? that's not gonna happen. and i'm okay with it. and the worst part: i don't control my daydreams. they're set off by random triggers or boredom and i can't control what i daydream about or when, or for how long. usually its fine, but sometimes i'll daydream something disturbing. or gory/graphic. or generally unpleasant. and these scenes are always extra vivid. and when that happens? i want to stop daydreaming. just for a few hours. a little bit of time. but no. its somehow even harder to snap out of it for a little bit and i have to ride it through. and just for a moment, i hate it. i hate madd. and then it provides an enticing, not horrific escape a while later, and i don't hate it anymore. this wasn't supposed to turn into a rant. for anyone who read it, thanks for listening. may your daydreams (madd or otherwise) be pleasant.

[cumberbatchedandproud]

OP tags: #THE MOST SCENE TO EVER SCENE IN ALL OF HISTORY!!! #god this scene and the scene where jw arrests ds ... revolutionary life-changing iconic never been done before #19 gifs of this marvellous scene ... wow. #no but genuinely i love the way that water plays a central part in their relationship and the rebirth of jw as he atones #like truly he is 'baptised' in a sense during the rain scene in ep 2 where he sees ds smiling barefoot and gains #the first inkling that a man so genuine and caring could never kill his sister or any of the other women #and then the scene where nsb dies and they're both drenched in water as jw holds ds close #and then THIS SCENE! jw said he was reborn before that but this is when his rebirth actually happens ... #the way he says HE (!!!) will go to hell! he stresses and pauses after the 'naega' like ... i will go to hell instead of you #god. god. no show has ever done anything that could even come CLOSE to this show. @couriernine #the religious symbolism of it all.. the baptism in water.. the kneeling. #going against his father #and going to hell FOR dongsik because he doesn't want him to be hurt any further #it's about love @pranpats #the most intense rain scenes #the best rain scene known to humankind #juwon getting on his knees begging to atone for what his father has done and what he has done believing dongsik did it @lifesashow #im never getting over this #never ever #i am going to my grave thinking about Them @chaos-of-the-abyss #hello yes im so normal about them and this scene and what it represents and the change in their relationship and— #JW KNEELING IN FROMT OF DS!!!! SAYING HE WILL GO TO HELL TO ATONE AND THAT DS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO ENDURE THIS ANY LONGER #the way he just shies away from meeting ds’s eyes at certain points. yes im normal and fine and same about them @feuqueerfire #ep 15 joo won wanting to go to hell to atone and kneeling in front of dongshik #also every time joo won is facing dongshik but looks downward avoiding eye contact gives me psychic damage #fuck how must joo won be feeling in this scenario he really found out his father killed a girl #and called it a very small mistake @seance #nothing like a mutual corruption arc but they're obviously valid to soothe the soul @tiffanylamps #I know a love confession when i see one #I know a tragedy when I see it @loisroo #it’s the ‘you can’t no more’ #literally breaks me everytime #because joo won knows dong sik would do it he would absolutely kill to avenge his sister #he’s waited 20 years to finally know the truth and find her body #he’s spent most of his life defined by this event #and joo won knows dong sik will do it and suffer the consequences and joo won just can’t allow it #not after every his father and himself have but dong sik through #ughhhhhhh @weaverhawk #he loves and feels so deeply #he is so good #he saw the self-destruction train that dongsik is on #and both named its destination and stopped it #for love! @l-tyrell #THEM!!!!!!!!!!! #is there literally anything more romantic than getting on your knees in the rain in front of someone you know you hurt #and promising SWEARING to do better to change #to let yourself be hurt be ruined so THEY don’t have to be again @suuho #do you want to hear about the deal i’m making? you. it’s you and me. #and if only i could i’d make a deal with god #and i’d get him to swap our places #be running up that road; be running up that hill; be running up that building. no problem. #say if only i could. #beyond evil #no but. okay hear me out. it’s the way jw’s devotion to ds is what absolves him of sin; much like the rain #the way that he’s been putting himself into dongsik’s position. he’s said. it’s me. i will be tormented. #i will block the gun my father has aimed at you. and if i have to i will take the fall too. #and dongsik took his hands and said it will be okay anyways #(because he knows his own devotion to his sister has absolved him.) #how do you fall in love? harder than a bullet could hit ya. @sodacreams #i'll forsake my father i'll be the bait i'll become a monster i'll dive into hell @lesbian-pining #FELLAS IS IT GAY TO TAKE THE FALL FOR YOUR PARTNER IN JUSTICE JUST SO HE WONT EXPERIENCE ANY MORE TRAUMA #AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR ONLY FAMILY YOUR ENTIRE CAREER AND THE REST OF YOUR FUTURE @moonlitdayy #to me that's cinema #this scene #i could go on for hours the impact it had the growth from Joowon the willingness to put someone else above him #Dongsik believing him and trusting him to follow through because he knows the relationship between joowon and his father is THAT @juwon-ah-moved #the way he sinks to his knees #the way Love is a God #and juwon is praying to let him go to hell instead of dongsik #and he's praying to dongsik. he's praying to him. 'please stop breaking yourself into a thousand pieces. no more.' #he's sinking to his knees and he'll let the ground swallow him whole in order to save dongsik @goyurim #yk when juwon carefully grabs onto dongsik's shoulders #looks him dead in the eyes before slowly falling to his knees #even on his knees he is So Determined #his hands are turning red bc he's grabbing onto him so hard #the pure conviction in his eyes #the eyes of a man who's so far gone nothing can bring him back @kookjis #they were absolutely insane for this........................................ #I WILL GO TO HELL [IN YOUR PLACE] #I'LL BE THE BAIT I'LL BE THE MONSTER [NOT YOU] @magicaldreamfox1 #when he tells dongsik he shouldn't do any more and that he'll do it all for him he'll get ruined for him #bro how do i ever recover from this @frodoshaggins #what makes me froth continuously is how dongsik is a film noir character #but juwon walked out straight from greek tragedy @tardis--dreams #This scene damaged me emotionally in ways that cannot be defined by words @katierosefun #bro this whole scene was a fever dream in the best way #like literally so . . . . . . . . . . so much #how on EARTH am i supposed to be normal about this scene #like you know what now i'm thinking it's a good thing i watched beyond evil after it finished #because if i was watching this show WHILE IT WAS AIRING i would have been even MORE insufferable good fuckign grief #you ever just. KNEEL and hold onto the person who you once hated with your guts #and say that this is how you make your apology and how you'll go to hell #and how you won't let the person you once hated hurt themselves anymore #you ever just #you ever think about this #you ever think about how joo won watched dong sik in the rain during episode 2 and he was shaking #because a) cold but also b) he was so taken aback by how lovely dong sik was to that boy #and then literally months later it's raining again #and joo won once again sees dong sik for who he truly is #do you ever think about . . . #like literally when i tell you THIS is THE kdrama rain scene @srabaskerville #this scene #wasn't expecting this to go that away #at all #it was too much #and I still can't comprehend what was going on in dongsik head #and what the hell happened after it #did they go inside? #did they help each other to dryer their hair #joowon cried himself to sleep very quietly in dongsik house and dongsik pretended to not listening while sitting in his floor #I need to know @frodoshaggins #atonement arcs >>>> redemption arcs @transpat #yk how he was willing to go thru hell in stead of dongsik bc hes suffered enough #and in his stubbornness and guilt he tore open some of dongsik's healing wounds himself #at this point he knows how wrong he was and what a terrible mistake he made #but more than that its his attachment to dongsik that brings him down to his knees

Let me do it. I will arrest him.

BEYOND EVIL (괴물) 2021, dir. Shim Na Yeon

[miss-wanna-write]

two au's i really wanna write and have vaguely fleshed out, both for enstars, is

1) EnKingdom AU

Despite nothing happening when he pinched himself, Mao was still willing to believe this was all just some weird dream. Just a weird dream influenced by him and Makoto talking about manga trends, and the rest of Trickstar making up a scenario based on them. Soon, Mao would wake up, back in his dorm, with his clothes, and his name, not staring at some historical fantasy version of his worst nightmare. Right?

the Kingdom of Estella is governed by four Duchys after the King went into seclusion following a scandal that shook the nation and affected all levels of nobility, and is in an unstable peace after the bloody purge.

with the next social season rapidly apporaching, change is just around the bend, and not just for the soon-to-be-debuts. with rumours of spirits and curses, a foreign diplomat and their entourage, and people who look the same but act different, the newly isekai'd isara just wants this all to be over so he can return to his idol life.

that's right, it's a villainess isekai starring mao! but with probably less focus on romance cause im bad at that lol. would also contain side stories about other characters who are less involved with the main story.

also contains: rarepair teasings, political intrigue, supernatural bullshit, and a mix of enstars femstars & trans hc's!

2) EnSummons AU

(my naming is so amzing and innovative www) (its working title was originally "EnStars AU's Are Not Valid Therapy) (i swear ive talked about it before but i cant find a draft for it)

The grounds of Yumenosaki are haunted, by the past, and by the ghosts who could not rest. Deep within the forest on the grounds stands a cenotaph that acts as a medium through which the dead can haunt the living, and through which the power of Summons is gained.

so this started out as a mirage sessions au, but then the names started sounding like jojo stands, which was like the opposite of what i wanted, and then i couldn't decided who i wanted specifically to have mirages or if they were gonna be unit mirages, which made me think about the kings from k project, and then i started thinking to incorporate the endless vide gundam april fools-

it's been a journey for this one. so Summons are, giant summons. once a unit passes the test imposed, they gain the approval of a summon who will then be their ally and can participate in Unit Battles, which is a special type of DreFes.

summons also give their units a power dependant on their theme and personality. for example, O Lady of War enables Shu & Mika to create marionette strings, but while Shu's are better at maneuvering others, Mika's allow him to contort his body past normal human limits.

the summons themselves also have two, arguably three, forms. the first is a more human sized form, which is only when they summon themselves to interact, like a pokemone releasing itself from the pokeball. then you have their Unit Battle forms, which range from between 3m to 5m in recorded height, and an alternate Unit Battle form known as their True Form, which are just a bit more inhuman and brutal, and all the cooler for it

[kinnmiraihen]

promotional art for "the outsider", the near future scenario of the live a live remake !