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neil posted another new ig story
#neil ellice#bearded neil#this man is going to kill me one of these days#i swear to god#im gonna lose my mind#soap mactavish#call of duty modern warfare 3
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So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:
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He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.
Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….
spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]
@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit
#The fucking banana. I was talking to him through the screen like#“…a banana??? You keep bananas in…. there? You good man? A—are you okay?#What the hell are y—” [cracks up but quickly stops laughing] “Oh— oh honey… you’re not right are you?#No you’re not right. Uh…. Why don’t you sit down; your breathing sounds awful. You sound like you’re gonna die…#OH GOD [loses my shit laughing/cringing ] “Oh— oh ouch. No no no— I’m not laughing at you I just— I like your actor…#a lot… too much probably#and he’s just good at what he does and the timing of it all… this is exactly how I act when I’m home alone#I swear I’m not laughing at you… I just— PUT THAT BANANA BACK YOU’RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF”#John Hurt#stage acting#Krapp’s Last Tape (2001)#Samuel Beckett#Yeah… funky stage play. Very moving and dreamlike#[This is me gently holding Mr. Krapp and rotating him in my mind like a bowl of ramen in a microwave]#Screaming crying throwing up beating the walls#I am unwell#Ough ough ough#It’s not difficult for me to watch per se#but I’m very much the kind of person who HAS to help when someone’s having a hard time doing something#— especially if they’re old or otherwise infirm — or I’ll feel like a piece of shit for weeks… and this fucking man#this fucking man is so good at being frail and pitiful that I feel genuinely agitated that I can’t reach into the screen and help him#It’s like the torture scene in 1984 all over again where he just barely manages to wrench himself upright on the table#then immediately falls off onto the concrete floor with the most tragic sickening bone-grinding splat you’ve ever heard#AND HAS TO HOIST HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET ALL BY HIMSELF WHEN HE’S MALNOURISHED AND EXHAUSTED#Like ughhhhhh let me pick him up and wrap him in a blanket and carry him somewhere warm and safe and make him an omelette#And I know I write whump and I shouldn’t be this sensitive#but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MR. HURT YOU ARE KILLING ME#Youtube
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Some Jerry doodles for the sake of posting- tryna figure how this dude's eyes work. Man can't physically frown, gotta figure out how to make him make expressions somehow
#girl help I need to do more figure drawings#need to figure out how to properly twunkify this man#dudes beard thing is gonna kill me I swear#Also featuring appearances from baby Jerry and beardless Jerry!#b e a r d l e s s#jerry#mw oc#oc jerry#garbage sketches
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Hey not to make a political post but does it ever feel like we can just never win and the suffering will be forever and we're always going to have to fight with moments of peace being fleeting and not worth looking forward to
#behind the tent#neg#current events#the worst man alive got shot and lived#if he DOES die he will be martyred . we will be considered a violent threat . the right will revolt#if he DOESNT die he will martyr himself as a survivor . we will be branded as violent and worth stamping out . we're going to be killed#moments of celebration do not last#two innocent people died as a result#and we couldnt even fucking kill trump immediately#and joe biden aint much better!!!#and halfway across the globe innocent families are being ripped apart in the name of an ethnostate and by god Im not letting myself give up-#-hope for them . Im not allowed to feel hopeless for them .#but fuck if the knowledge in my mind every waking day doesnt add to it#and neither of our politicians care!!! and of course the entire fucking world ends up dictated by the whims of the US anyways so the fact#they dont care is crucially fucking important!!#And my right to live and exist in this country will probably be wiped away entirely in a couple of years when I just barely got to taste it#there's a chance I could be hatecrimed next time I walk out the door#And maybe its the ahedonia since childhood speaking too but I'm starting to not see the point !!!!! what is the point !!!!#the fact there ARE people who care about me is the only fucking reason I'm not gonna end it all tomorrow! I swear to god!#And at this point I am waiting for this to finally fucking affect me personally so I can have an excuse to fucking feel that way!#I feel so fucking selfish for being so suicidal when I've been one of the lucky ones but god its not gonna get better is it?#everyone encourages radicalization and change . demands it . begs for it . but it hasnt happened! it will Never happen!#my only god damn choice is to let it lead to despair!#suicidal ideation cw#God I wish I had access to hard drugs
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The fact that there was once a time where I was like, "being a theatre teacher is not for me. Alas, I must find a new path posthaste".
When I directed my first play in literally 5th grade and then got to middle school and was like "I think I want to do this for the rest of my life" is kind of hilarious, I'm not gonna lie
Like the kids ask me about my life path or whatever, and I'm like yeah this will be my 10th show I've directed, and I knew in middle school I wanted to do this forever. And then I have to be like - but worry not! For there was a time in my life that I was incredibly stupid and thought this was, in fact, not my correct path 🤦🏼
#like my students do not even want to be in my class#and everyday I wake up so happy because I love my job and it's the best job ever 😁#I'm gonna make them like my class if it kills me#honestly the challenge is part of the fun I'm not gonna lie#rubs hands together evilly#sometimes I think about teaching in some suburb where the kids are all super passionate about theatre and I'm like. where's the fun in that#the fun is when they try it for the first time and catch the bug#the fun is when they're all 😠 and then you make them play the game and they're laughing and having fun and it's like aha! gotcha!#and guess what? you also haven't looked at your phone in 20 mins!#mwuahahauhaha#and watching the students challenge themselves to get out of their comfort zone? priceless#watching a kid who has done nothing all year read aloud from the play we're reading?? priceless#the kid who ices me out at every opportunity finally finally complete a hard assignment in class?? boy I die!!#just to see them go from cold reading to growing as performers is so ✨✨#ugh sorry I just literally have the best job ever#recruiting a talented kid from class only to have him be TERRIFIED the whole process - he is ??himself at every turn& the audience LOVES him#I swear there is nothing better man#and even if ALL I do is give these kids a third space to goof around in - a place where they feel safe - that's enough#I am so honored to give them that space
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tell me about your correct opinions. I love hearing opinions...
Honestly I can't think of any specifics rn hdggjndg I just know I am a Nishikiyama Understander. I think one off the top of my head is that yes, he's clearly more emotional than others, but he is not remarkably so and he is NOT a 'crybaby'. Like every time he's cried on screen it's been for very understandable reasons and in highly emotional situations.
Or the idea that him not reciprocating Reina's feelings is like, an inherent character flaw??
#smol responds#dont get me started on k_zum_ji i will appear to be such a hater and im NOT i SWEAR its just i dont think theyre built for a cutesy domesti#relationship theyre FUCKED okay aaaand im gonna shut up they WILL kill me xgmdkg#also my opinions on the first half of the ship on his own cause like i KNOW he's beloved i KNOW his heart is in the right place but GODDDDD#HE PISSES ME OFFFFF and part of my frustration comes from the fact I recognise myself in him and it hurts man!!! We Cannot Keep Doing This!#Maybe one day I'll collect my Discord ramblings together fsjjf also i realise how full of myself i sound??#in that im not just a Fan but an Understander cause i do feel there's a difference. Its like with my bestie she loves this one character#and other people call themselves the no. 1 fan and i believe em i think she's the true Understander though yknow?#classic 'i love this guy AND i see how he really sucks and i love that' and she says im the same with Nishiki#I see his flaws man and i get em i SEE where he got this from but im bot disliking him as some 'incel niceguy' like its not a common take#but ive seen it a couple times and im like are you stupid??? hes not some wifebeater?? are you daft?? no he shouldnt have slapped her#but if your takeaway from that is 'he hates women' or some shit you might be a fool. Shoutout Atanx for that very correct post a while back#sorry turns out i DO have opinions lmao basically Nishiki Is Mine Yall Cant Have Him zfhzfn#WAIT MY MIREI OPINIONS- [i am dragged away once more]
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y2 daigo dinner but make it healthy <- theres seltzer instead of booze <- this does not negate the heart attack in a can right next to it
#snap chats#fyi never make a post on tumblr mobile because it will never go through and you'll want to kill someone !!!!!!#anyway hi everyone :) back from nyc :) i have THE LAMEST stories to tell tomorrow but rn im giggling at my new kirbies#and the christmas gifts i got my bro but moving on Before Anyone Starts and i swear to god I Will Kill You if you say 'well actually'#i know daigo is more of a whiskey man and they dont put whiskey in a can but for the bit we will act like he drinks beer sometimes#i wanted to make jokes for a while abut daigo drinking liquid death to try and contol his binge drinking so let me have this#i already made jokes about daigo drinking monster. probably. maybe. definitely to someone at least.#i dont even like energy drinks but.... heh... guess you could say..... i was... drawn like a... moth to a flame... hehe..#butterflies and moths are cousins suck my gonads. anyway my fave moth is the luna moth and my fave butterfly is the dragonfly-tail butterfl#theyre so silly looking and the colors are so pretty......#highkey tho this post relevant to the times cause of that fuckin redbull post i made LOLOLOL#playable daigo but he drinks monster instead of tauriner oh god THERES TAURINE ON THE FUCKING CAN#shaking crying throwing up im so fucking smart#ok im gonna drink both of these now <3 because im a glutton <3 BYE
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Finished chapter 1 of Flight of the Heron. Oh my god. I thought y’all were joking but no. I was reading it at the gp waiting room and I laughed out loud. I’m not sure I was meant to but come on just. Everything is going wrong for him it is past the point of sorrow and straight into comedy
#keith’s hatred of mountains is killing me#FUCK mountains!#fuck THOSE mountains fuck THESE mountains fuck YOUR mountains#riding through a village: oh christ AND they’re Catholics???#his face was directly in the path of the flight of the heron jfc#laying on the side of the road swearing that the flora and fauna of the highlands are out to get him lmao#’surrender if you please’ keith: wounded bleeding but v angry: ‘NO?! Fight me coward!’#IMMEDITATLY gets his ass kicked in less than a minute#not even to MENTION the ‘fine specimen of young manhood’ WHAT#and ‘he’s handsome I bet he’s got muscles under there’ WHAT!#and finally giving in like fine. sure. but I feel bad about making you walk#this man’s misery is endless I’m revelling in it#he’s so small and angry#I love him#the flight of the heron#IM ONLY READ THE PROLOGUE AND CHP1!!!#I need to know what happens next this seems idk!#this book is a sick fic lmao#I have no idea the rest of the plot but my god#I’m gonna burn through this is no time huh
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hey so i completed How to Court Your Life Partner
you don't fucking understand how much that hit so good. the descriptions of the weather are my top fucking favourite and the way it was implemented was like it was 100% made for me im gonna kms NOW.
Again not a big fan of pet names that often but it wasn't that big of a deal with overall how well it was written. The conflict was insanely good because for one it never was something out of the blue for the reader, you knew this was bound to happen because Reg was so far up his ass he didn't see it coming and the way his words affected RHM. I fucking adore conflict when it isn't mindless and badly executed, it's so good and you could absolutely fucking see how much it build the character of Reg upon fucking up big time, despite even if he was still not able to get through to RHM right away. and just the issue RHM was having about his past?? my god that was written carefully too even if some things went over my head beacuse i kept getting distracted *@&@*! but hooooooooooly shit man . oh my god. the character build up was so good im ripping my sheets apart as we speak. THE SNOW CABIN CHAPTER MADE ME 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
also the sven chapter help help help that poor fucking boy did NOT see that coming
#i need. to draw. i have to fucking draw at least 10 drawings to incapsulate every chapter in 1 image but you know me im gonna draw more of#the chapters that gave me emotional disasters#but also the more intimate scenes lolz#i need to draw you can't just do this to me man i am BUSY yet here i am. fucking dying#thank g od people used to (this fic) and still (today's fics) do write rhm as equally emotionally in love too with reg because some people#do Not do justice by making rhm completely uninterested in reg and that just irks me lmao#not because ohh fave ship but if any couple was written as one sided without any good plot point i would kill everyone in this room and the#myself#no more holding myself back from not reading long copperright fics#i need to attack on sight and read it at LEAST start reading it and then save the rest for later even though that would damage me#but i gotta train myself lmao#copperright#tagging for MYSELF#beacuse im a sick and twisted person right now thinking about the fic constantly. 10/10 i swear#even if the petnames are not my thing that's just me#the physical affection was perfect for me and that's what matters#hi guys
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you know i've got it bad when i come back to tumblr to rant about my fucking stupid baka life. i am just. i'm chewing and munching and crunching on my own limbs. i had therapy where i talked about [redacted] and that seemed to help it a bit. but i feel like a big stupid idiot that talks too much and lets too much info slip. i feel so vulnerable and i don't even get to be held and loved. i'm getting nearly all the anxiety and pain of being vulnerable and honest in love WITHOUT THE LOVE. i literally want to fucking choke myself out. i want to run into the woods and bite trees like a fucking beaver. i hate how much bigger he is than me because every time i think about it i feel like i'm going to die because i KNOW. i know. how good it would feel to be his little spoon. his hugs are already insanely good. they already make me feel small and held. i just lay here every single day. every single night. and just fucking Yearn bro. i just. imagine. being spooned. and i feel like crawling out of this 3rd story window so i land head first on the concrete. then i might be put out of my gay misery. i shouldn't have to suffer like this, during PRIDE MONTH. catching feelings is homophobic
#i am insane. this is making me insane#genuinely i told my therapist like#i know so much about my brain and my trauma and have all the answers so much of the time#but with love? romance? nothing. zilch. nada.#my life has not been one full of relationships#for various reasons#i've been working a lot on myself in therapy and in transitioning y'know#so i've focused more on that and getting myself to a place where i feel like i can love and be loved without doing or receiving harm#or at least as much harm as i would've when i was less stable/sure of myself#but as a result i have so much unresolved unexamined romantic bullshit#and being fucking in love with someone like this? someone unattainable? yet who keeps doing shit that fucks with that notion???#it's like. this is psychological torture. i swear to god. he's not and i know he isn't because he's so kind but i STG he's fucking with me#like i stg he knows i like him and is fucking with me to see if i'll take the bait and ruin oir friendship#see if i'm the kind of jack ass to make a move on a man in a relationship#i'm not. so i keep trying my best to be chill. then bro looks me up and down and touches me and it's like WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING! BRO!!!!!#i'm going to bed man i'm gonna fucking throw up this shit is killing me i'm so serious rn
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i cant even say anything about the new episodes because i can barely form coherent thoughts right now. talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, never been done before—
#SPOILERS FOR THE NEW EPISODES IN THE TAGS !!!! DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED THEM IM SO SERIOUS !!!!#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#ok so what? what did i just watch?#the most beautiful shit i’ve ever seen?#yeah#i think so#first of all#man anne and mary did not disappoint#murder wives fr#that whole episode was so insane and i loved it#not everyone thinking ed was gonna keep the bunny (stede bunnet) and it getting killed off immediately#gives me the vibes of that one the last of us clip#ed saying you wear fine things well ????#SHUT UP. THE WAY I CRIED#also the fact that the moon wasn’t full when they kissed representing how they were still healing and taking things slow#stede fr thought he was gonna get some that night i swear#can we talk about how i’m starting to like izzy#THE NOTE??? HELLO????#i’m so fucking glad they’re healing#let’s appreciate fang/kevin too#he’s been a real one from the beginning of the season#stede bonnet#ed teach#blackbonnet#izzy hands#anne bonny#mary read
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Finishing Marleybone and getting to hear the first notes of the grizzleheim music when you go across the bridge is one of life’s many little joys.
Im F R E E
#wizard101#grizzleheim is the fuckin best man#one of my top 5 worlds for sure#especially after doing every single quest in Marleybone#this completionist run is gonna kill me I swear
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I just finished Good Omens Season 2 and I have some BIG FUCKING FEELINGS, mostly about the last episode, so. You know. Spoilers ahead.
In no particular order, but starting with what is seriously SO devastating to me and working from there:
Aziraphale wants to go after Crowley SO BAD. "But... My bookshop!" I'm sorry Angel, you pronounced it wrong - it's, "But, my boyfriend!!" He wants to postpone Metatron like he did before the Apocalypse, so he can run after Crowley and I am devastated that he didn't get to. 😭
ALSO the end credits with Az going up in the elevator and Crowley driving away, I feel like you can just READ it in Aziraphale's face: "He'll see, I'll prove it to him. I will SHOW him how I can protect Us. How I can protect EVERYTHING. (ESPECIALLY the love of my eternal life.) I WILL. Make. A. DIFFERENCE." Because that scene is AFTER Metatron says, "We call it the Second Coming." Our Angel is momentarily TERRIFIED for what will happen to the Earth but then he gathers himself and you can SEE the level of devotion this ineffable fool is about to put into making SURE everything he loves (Crowley) (also, the Earth, but) (Crowley) is safe.
Crowley just being left with the overwhelming feeling that he's not enough for Aziraphale EXACTLY as he is, that the conditions for Aziraphale's love don't have room for the DEMON Crowley, only for his former Angelic self. (I wanna tear my HEART out, these goons are gonna kill me.)
And now, for the obvious one, The Kiss™. I saw so many spoilers, lord have MERCY. I do wish I had avoided social media as soon as I saw Season 2 was here, but I am a DAMNED FOOL. I will not make the same mistake when season 3 comes out in (WAY TOO LONG I NEED IT RIGHT NOW DAMMIT) what, like 3 years? 🥲
So, that was a little bit ruined for me, but still very powerful:
The way Aziraphale has to FIGHT not to embrace Crowley too (the HAND), the way he has to come back up from whatever depths of "I had never even DARED to hope but now this is actually HAPPENING" that Crowley transported him to, gasping, confused, elated, and HEARTBROKEN, the way he says, "I forgive you," either as a way to push back emotions he doesn't feel like he's ready to deal with yet OR as genuine forgiveness for the pain Crowley has put him in by refusing to go with him. (I REFUSE to believe it was forgiveness for the kiss itself.) The way he gently touches his lips. I'm assuming he's thinking, "Yes, but not NOW. Not like THIS."
The way Crowley just. Fuckin GRABBED him. So desperately. "PLEASE understand what you're doing to me. PLEASE understand how I truly FEEL about you. Please... PLEASE don't go." The way he looks cautiously HOPEFUL that THAT would be enough to make Aziraphale stay, holding on until the final confirmation that he's not going to, "I forgive you." The way he says, "Don't bother." It all GUTS me.
"Nothing lasts forever."
"i NEED you." 😭
When Crowley is talking about how they don't need Heaven or Hell, and Az is shaking his head because he KNOWS that it doesn't matter if they run away together, they'll never be FREE. They will ALWAYS know that they abandoned Earth to the whims of Heaven and Hell and that he and Crowley could never truly be happy with that sacrifice. They BOTH love the Earth and everything on it and NEITHER of them would be able to live with themselves if they left it unprotected and something happened that they could at least TRY to prevent. He knows the ONLY way to save EVERYONE is from the INSIDE.
And Crowley knows PERSONALLY what the consequences of that type of thinking are. He doesn't WANT to see Aziraphale go through what he had to go through, for simply ASKING a few questions. He SAW what they were going to do to Gabriel, for outright DENYING Heaven's plan for Apocalypse 2.0. He doesn't want his Angel to fall, because he SAW what happened to him after his first little lie, how it ate him up inside, when Az just THOUGHT he was a demon now. Crowley can't even bear to IMAGINE what Aziraphale would go through KNOWING he was actually a demon because he tried to directly influence or change the Will of God. Crowley simply canNOT bear to watch. (But you and I both know he'll be there anyways. Aziraphale always needs rescuing and Crowley needs to always rescue him.)
"But rescuing me makes him SO happy."
I can't get "It's always too late" out of my head and there WILL be art incoming, wait and see.
I am deceased. But, I will be back with more after I rewatch the entire season. Possibly even the whole series, I need to go back to the ending where everything seems like it's going to be fine for a while, to soothe me achin' heart. 😭
#good omens spoilers#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#i love them so much#i just want them to be okay#and neil gaiman said everything was gonna be okay#and I swear if they're not I am going to GET you#not really but cmon man#my husbands?? 😭#did you have to kill me like that?
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Bitches hate me because i respect myself
#luly talks#THEY SAY STUDY OR WORK SO IM GONNA JUMP THRU 78 CONSECUTIVE HOOPS SO I CAN FUCKNG STUDY AS A DISABLED MAN#BECAUSE BY GOD I DONT WANT TO WORK#I REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T BRING ME JOY FORCE ME TO HAVE A BAD TIME AND I SWEAR ILL KILL MYSELF#SECOND DAY OF DOING SOMETHING I AM NOT HAPPY WITH RUNNING STRAIGHT INTO TRAFFIC THIS IS A THREAT I WILL NOT JOIN THE GRIND#I WAS ALMOST LET DIE BECAUSE I COULDNT STICK TO IT ONCE ILL LIVE BY MY PRINCIPLES
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The thing is, I’m not at all surprised that there will be a movie about Scott wanting to get back his time with Cassie. To have the chance to see his little girl grow up.
One thing, one fucking thing that’s been clean since the very beginning of it all, is that Scott would do anything for his daughter. She’s his entire world. And he’s already lost time with her, but now? Now she’s all grown up. She grew up and he wasn’t there and it wasn’t because of his own actions, it’s because someone took this from them.
I’m truly not surprised this movie would take on a darker tone. On one hand I absolutely adore how lighthearted the last two were, I love that they stayed in San Francisco and didn’t overlap with everyone and everything else, just this tiny little world with this adorable family full of so many different people, some related, some not, friends and partners and ex’s and spouses and step parents, but they all so clearly love each other so much. And I want, I hope, all of them are in this one. Sadly, I don’t think they will be, but,
I’m kinda glad this movie has a more serious note, it makes sense. I would rather it stay in San Francisco but can’t get everything.
#just GOD#this movie is making me feel SO much#and it’s not even out#guys this is literally ALL I will be talking about once I see it#make my words#you’ll see me adore it then hate it then love hate it#it’s gonna destroy me#I swear to GOD if they kill Scott#but I get to see Paul Rudd all bloody#he’s so pretty#pretty men getting beat up is such a Look#I better get scottluis confirmation#whatoh back at it again#scott lang#antman#antman quantamania#ant man and the wasp quantumania
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Just watched Inside Man and i think it's safe to say that i'm not okay.
#inside man#david tennant#why does my mind keep getting fucked up by tv shows starring david tennant#i swear that man's gonna kill me one day
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