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Hey dudes! Like.. legally… I don’t know anything about vampires hope this clears up any confusion 👍
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Wait a minute minute! Are there actually people in the fandom, who didn’t know Tommy before season 7?! Go and watch season 2. You will get to see another side of Tommy.
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tbh i don’t even sleep anymore I just close my eyes and am relentlessly pursued by visions and demons until i open my eyes and go to work
#actually it’s more like two naps at night and several hours in between where my kid is trying to kill me and there are demons there also#kids hate sleep did anyone else know this#i sure didn’t#i did not know that!!
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This song is just Mumbo coded and I can’t explain it
#mumbo jumbo#mambo jambo#how do I add song#the most mumbo jumbo song I own#is it just me?#this feels like Mumbo right?#who knew drawing an even mustache was so difficult#I sure didn’t#Spotify
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Having a small crisis over something i will not have a definitive answer about til at least monday so i'm gonna just throw myself into writing and tumblr instead of Think for a few days 🙃
#hey did yall know your period isn’t considered late til 5 days after it should show up#i sure didn’t#anyway i'm going to go back to ignoring the gient count down clock in my brain now#i don't have dnd this weekend so i'm gonna see how much panicked binge writing i can get done in the next few days
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“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!
#humans are good actually#humans are strange#hopecore#honey prose#respectfully do not fill my mentions w Christianity references this is NOT a capital G god friendly post#fuck the concept of original sin and also Thomas Hobbes#also for all the vet ppl in the tags saying don’t take a wild animal to the vet pls refer to ‘just so it doesn’t suffer’ IM A VET TECH.#THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO FOR A SMALL WILD ANIMAL THAT IS INJURED .#I’m talking about humane euthanasia for a creature that is clearly suffering when there’s no wildlife conservation for 60+ miles#I’ve actually never had a client that didn’t call to ask to bring it in that didn’t already know and understand euthanasia was all we’d be#able to do.#that’s the kindness part. that’s the love. ‘I can’t do anything except make sure you don’t suffer any longer than u already have since some#asshole ran over your back legs’
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Jeremy Fitzgerald bravery in FNAF 2 worries Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#mangle#jeremy fitzgerald#michael afton#jeremike#fnaf 2#JEREMY RETURNS#JEREMY BACK!!#fr I didn’t mean to go so long without drawing him#other ideas just kept coming#but!! want to bring him back and draw him more often#Jeremy will never not be funny to me#here’s a guy with no known prior knowledge to Freddy’s#but dude just kills at being a night guard#it worries Michael for sure how casual he is about it#Jeremy just built different the bite was a mere flesh wound#dude lived he’s just too powerful#mango is so safe I promise 🩷#their bites are outta love!! 🩷🩷
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Post-Grand-Fest feels…
#no my style didn’t change mid-comic shh#in my defense it went from silly haha to oh the feels#anyways. Grandfest!!! what an experience!!!#still happy we won the popularity vote & 2nd place man#off the hook means so much to me waaa#i’m sure they’re living it up anyways despite the loss#i’m glad I was able to draw this out for them even if it’s sketchy#off the hook#pearl houzuki#marina ida#pearlina#splatoon fanart#my art
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Malon hummed as she walked, the tall grasses and weeds crunching rhythmically underfoot and catching briefly on the hem of her dress as she passed. She rested a hand against weather-greyed wood, small cracks running along the grain and a few splinters peeling from the surface and reaching outwards. She peeled one off, then watched as it fell and disappeared into the tangle below. She grabbed the fence and shook it slightly. It held firm. She nodded to herself, moving forward to test the next section of fence.
Elsie was grazing a ways up ahead, her bovine head stuck through one of the slats in the fence as she reached for the un-grazed grasses on the other side. There was a flash of color, then an arm snaked out from the other side of the cows head to pat said cow on the cheek. Malon could pick out the low hum of a voice, and she leaned forward over the fence to see who might be on the other side.
It was Link, sitting cross legged at the base of the fence. Elsie had her head resting on his shoulder, and he was picking clumps of grass and holding it up to the cow as he spoke. Elsie munched away, and Link patted her again.
“It was different, but everything was the same, too,” he said to the cow, picking a green foxtail and twirling it in his hand. “Same places, same names, same faces. It was a little eerie at first. There was even a cow that looked like you.” He stripped away the layers of seed one at a time, flicking them away into the grass.
Elsie mooed at him, nuzzling his hair, and he laughed, reaching for another clump of grass. “I know, no one could ever replace you, looks aside.” He held it up, and she accepted the offering.
“It’s weird though,” he said, more quietly. “When we were traveling and I would see the faces of strangers that I already knew, it never really bothered me. It was weird, sure, but it was like a little reminder of home, ties we all shared. It doesn’t usually bother me now, either, but sometimes,” he lowered his hand into the grass, flat, as though he was holding his hand out to something small, “sometimes, it reminds me of them. Especially this place. It’s not a bad thing, but it is— well,”
He paused for a long moment, “There’s just so much time between us.” He chuckled to himself, then sniffed. “I can feel it, like when you lean against a sandstone canyon and you can just feel the weight of millennia layered out in a few centimeters of strata. It’s enormous. It’s impossible to really comprehend. I’m so glad we met, but now—”
He lifted his hand, looking at something Malon couldn’t see, and wiped a sleeve at his eyes
“They’re so far away.”
Malon slipped back, away from the fence, and headed quietly towards the house. She wasn’t sure what Link had been talking about— certainly wasn’t meant to hear any of that— but the least she owed him was some privacy. The fence would hold for another day.
New generator!!
#I was just checking this out#for funsies you know#and this is the prompt I got???#like hello???#it was like getting slapped in the face#a lightning bolt from the blue#I was compelled to write it#I could not rest until it had been given words#10/10 excellent prompt generator#highly recommend#who knew Four was going to get angsted today#I sure didn’t#Malon is just somebody that he used to know#I’m awkward and don’t know how to comfort people so she just ran away at the end lol sorry
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🎣lure me in, baby!
#knitting#wip#knitblr#pattern is Lure Me In on Ravelry🐠#all of this started because I reblogged a photo set of fishing lures on here and immediately was taken aback by the sheer amount of fishing#wordplay there is out there. like. reel me in here if I get carried away. catch and release me if nothing else. i'll never stop baiting you#anyways! fun details! a return of the fibonacci spaced waves on the sleeves my signature fav. stitches that look like fish along the raglan#and fishing lure colorwork designed by yours truly who has only been fishing once in her life and was ultimately just as thrilled digging u#worms for bait because I sure as heck didn’t have sick fishing lures like these😅#fish art
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Moon dance 🌕✨
#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#capcom cafe#not sure HOW to tag this but it’s royal narumitsu my beloveds!!!#i love love love LOVE how their little gold details all sort of look like crescent moons of some sort! the inherent romance of the moon <3#also i cracked the CODE on edgeworth’s gold details i feel so big brained!!!!#can you believe i had this sketch since february of LAST year?? the side by side comparison is WILD bc it’s practically the same#back at it again with the nrmt + hands nonsense! didn’t really mean to do it this time but wow. hands huh#also…. if i said this would be a goldfoil print would anyone want..? 👀#come yell at me if yes or no or maybe you just feel as craci about the royal narumitsus as i do#rendevok#fan art#aa
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WAIT
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(sjabhdhsjdja fyi i've retracted this post, but it was fun while it lasted lmao)
#prowl#tf prowl#tf one prowl#tfone prowl#transformers one#tfone#tf one#transformers#maccadam#I WAS SO DISTRACTED BY JAZZ'S LITTLE WINGS THAT I DIDN'T SEE PROWL???#WHO DOESN'T HAVE WINGS???#IT'S BEEN JAZZPROWL THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME?????#JAZZPROWL WING SWAP????#purs post#listen i COULD be wrong#he is very tiny and we don’t see what he looked like beforehand and he is pointy#like i would have totally passed him off as some rando if i didn’t go frame by frame doing that jazz gif#but given that i DID zoom in and go frame by frame for the jazz gif#pretty sure it’s prowl
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He got some fact checking to do
#Crepus lost like 5 years of his life at that moment#He will lose more#You can tell me Diluc cried and was all ‘was i a bad older brother’#I don’t believe it#Kaeya probably told him he will go check things out in sumeru#And diluc was sure.#They are kids they probably don’t know how long a mile is#‘Far’ is just what’s behind the hill#I like to think crepus took the next ship immediately#He didn’t even returned to the winery that day#He just handed Diluc to addy jcsthnk#Crepus#kaeya#diluc#genshin impact
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So one day I was taking a Uber to work and everything was going fine until my driver turned toward me all nonchalant and said, “hey. Did u know that they found Noah’s Ark?” And understandably I was like,,,,,,,, what
But then, he gave me this
Pardon my French but, the fuck is this
#I guess they found Noah’s Ark#who knew#I sure didn’t#thx the Turkish Government#funny memes#funny post#funnyshit#funny image#funny stuff#late night#late night tumblr
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Riding König for the first time
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He'd encourage you to take things slow, keeping his hands on your hips as you lower yourself onto him.
He’d be so caught up in the feel of you that he could hardly say how impressed he is with you taking every inch of him.
When you finally build up the courage to move, working up to a small bounce, his mouth is already hanging open, fighting the urge to thrust upward.
“That’s it.. Just like that..”
He’d take hold of the hand that wasn’t planted to his chest for balance, opting to kiss the palm of your hand, whispering soft praises into your skin as you work up the courage to move faster.
“Such a good girl for me..”
He could turn it on you any second, opting to drive his hips upward and set his own pace. Chances are that one day he would. But for now, he'd lay back, enjoying the way your little hand pressed to his chest, using him as leverage, trying your absolute best.
His hips would only move when you begin to lose control, your legs burning as you approach your climax. He would take hold of you, wrapping both arms around your torso and pull you close to his chest, giving thrusts he knew you could manage until you finally spilled over.
As you collapse above him, he’d press soft kisses to the side of your head, burying his nose into your hair, whispering every bit of praise you deserve.
#i typed this and didn’t proofread#pls spare me#könig#konig x reader#konig x you#könig call of duty#könig x reader#konig#konig cod#konig fluff#konig for sure#könig x you#könig imagine#könig headcanons#könig cod#könig smut#konig smut#konig imagine#konig call of duty#konig headcanons#cod headcanons#könig fluff
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y’know what? fuck you. *UNGRAYSCALES YOUR ISATS*
no wait come back there’s greyscale versions under the cut :(
#marshdoodles#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#odile more like. oteal. gottem#anyways color headcanons!!! these’ve been brewing in my head for a little while#especially euphrasie. i genuinely didn’t process everything being in greyscale until after she was introduced#my color headcanon for her was so engrained within me that i didn’t realize she wasn’t colored#everyone else came pretty easily. except for odile#i don’t really see her wearing like. saturated colors?#i just defaulted to teal because i like tinting black hair teal#her purple-ish shirt was supposed to be like. a subtle hint to her being half vaugardian#since all of my vauguardians have warmer color palettes#but idrk how well that translates. oh well!#im like 90% sure i chose purple for mira because of plums. even though mirabelle plums aren’t purple#but by the time i realized that her colors were set in stone in my brain#i’d go on about design details for the others but these tags are already outrageously long as is#so uh. oops. can you tell i like talking about character design
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