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[oleskellybones]

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[ebonyheartnet]

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

[orsanedraws]

while I have nothing new to post have these random old Fenris sketches

[tinartss]

something something two guys walk into a garden

[okaytokay369]

One of my favourite things about Elden Ring's world design is that if you go too far right when you're exploring the starting area, you'll accidentally end up in Actual Hell™.

The developers saw this and instead of making it difficult for early game players to reach Actual Hell™, they plopped down an easily jumpable waist-high wall and chose to add no less than two ways for players to accidentally get teleported into the middle of Actual Hell™ through no fault of their own. One sends you to the even more dangerous area right behind a gigantic gargoyle, and the other sends you to the mines that are patrolled by horrific and terrible insect monsters that will most likely one shot you. If you escape the mines, you are met with a swamp of rot and despair, and an empty town full of invisible magic ghosts that want to kill you.

[yooboobies]

oh i feel so insane

[thirstywaffles]

Got bored and doodled older Pevensies

[firstfullmoon]

hanif abdurraqib via his instagram stories

[sentient-forest]

#cecilsweep and Welcome to Night Vale trending #1 in 2023

[ohposhers]

will we be getting any fliff content anytime soon chat? 😔

FINE FINE FINE FINE here is a super old doodle of Barb pushing raunchy music onto Floyd much to Riff's embarrassment 0rgy is actually one of my favorite bands of all time give them a listen RIGHT NYOW!!!

[dizzybizz]

they got that ND swag

these shirts man omg pls i love em so much

[hajihiko]

Turn into an oyster that's productive

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Guys… hallmark is making Halloween movies now…

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your OCs like this

[hg-aneh]

Read a fic in which Crowley's brain (or lack thereof) stopped working whenever he got a nice angelic cuddle... got inspired