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Annabel x Male Suitor Headcanons!!
She ignores your existence
#nevermore webtoon#annabel nevermore#annabel lee whitlock#lennabel#white raven#and she wouldve gotten away with it if it werent for that damned twink with black and white hair who didnt even play chess with her yet#i stole this joke im sorry#queuing this
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usopps and a sprinkle of sanuso
#usopp is like my dead wife plot device who motivates me to get thru . literally everything#op#one piece#art#sanuso#my art#mintart#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#usopp#usosan#vampire sanuso au#god usopp#tag urself im leave ur friends before they leave u usopp#haha JOKE (lie)#im lying because im all of them#wait they don’t love you like i love you#hes just like me unfortunately#vampire au i nabbed from oomfs#HE HAD TO STOP BECUZ SANJI WAS LOSING MORE BLOOD FROM NOSEBLEEDS#ALSO STOLE THAT FROM OOMF#it's funnier to me if they were doing this pre relationship BHJGFKSD SANJI'S JUST LIKE THAT#daaiissyyy daiisyyyyyy give me your answer do im halffff craaazzyyyy all for the love of youu#anygays ^_^ expect minion sanusos later. twt oomfs im sorry (not)
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New draw your OTP3 challenge dropped.
#Hazbin Hotel#Hazbin Hotel spoilers#sorry ceph I stole your joke again#also how does a tv make out im watching in gross facination
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i give you: escaping your suffering
you give me: your life @sleep-nurse
#art#fanart#tenka willow#there's no light in this room#i love this shitbird so much i wanted to draw him for ages#being stuck in commission hell is no fun#but hey. why not#hes so drawable#bird freak..#(i stole your joke im so sorry)
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Welcome back to your once-every-whenever-I-feel-like-it Djevel Loses Their Mind Over Ashswag Finally Remembering His Youtube Password! In today's segment we got: Ash joining a peaceful server! Joining in on the Airship Race! Swagdoons joke! What in hell am I watching!
#GENUINELY lost my mind over the “... teamed up with only him to establish the swagd— *inhale* redswag racing company!” joke#I'd say im sorry that the shippers stole the INDISPUTABLY better duo name but uh. no im not#its bc of situations like THIS that make me NOT sorry lmao#anyway#get ready for Djevel's Descent Into Madness™ — ashswag Edition!#it's gonna KILL ME to hell and back that ash doesn't capitalize the initial of his name but. them's the rules i wont change it#also idk if ive done that tag before???#lets hope not!#bc i! dont! remember!#and i REFUSE to scavenge around my posts ANY LONGER--#ashswag
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I am also the youngest but I am the favorite (as the one who has never gone to prison it’s not hard lmao) and I feel Pietro vibes hard but I think it’s more of “being a little fucking gremlin” that gives youngest vibes to me.
Also say the word and I’ll fight your brother for you. You’re awesome and deserve good things.
yk in retrospect any time ive hung out with people and ive been A Little Shit and i tell them im the youngest in my family they always say 'i can tell' so i think youre onto something
#snap chats#like kayla had this friend and when the three of us would hang out id be. A Menace as per usual#and one day she was just like 'do you have older siblings' and when i was like Yeah Three she was like 'that explains a lot'#LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAN leave me alone ... im sorry im so funny and charming and witty ... i stole those traits from my sisters#ALSO DONT BEEF WITH MY BRO LMAO PLEASE he's the last person who deserves anything bad to happen to him i promise#theres no one in the world more deserving of good things than him i cannot stress this enough he was just being funny#i always joke about how our mom hates me so floor was open to the joke gejGELKJGELAK it was funny too. no harm done#if we should fight anyone its my mom .... why would i fight my brother when we have to deal with her together right ....#anyway congrats on not going to prison anon !!!!!! keep it up 👍#oh yeah hi i meant to be on more today but even with school over for now i still had some stuff to take care of today#and then i got tomorrow ....... busy bee i am ....#next week Officially i should be in I Can Kinda Breathe territory. i still have work but at least its just comm work and not school
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About to enter my villain era where i just take packages off peoples porches because apparently theres just NO consequences to it so why the fuck not
#slash j this is a JOKE im not gonna do this#im not that hateful and shitty#i mjust pissed because someone stole my package AGAIN and the police wont accept a report because its not like i have anything to provide#and the post office basically said 'well we looked and couldnt find it sorry btw we cant reimburse you'#even though having SENT packages thru USPS i know they have 100$ insurance for what i had assumed was this reason#but nah cant give me my 57 back#okay#sure whatever#im so mad lmao#like ive let a lot of my stolen/lost packages slide#but this was a full set of an out of print manga that i will never find at that price again#and the help desk people id been working with were so mean every time i talked to them#which i GET it i hate customer service too but pleaseeeee i just want m y fucking books 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I don't draw pearlina enough. I'm literally dating the both of them at the same exact time. Shit sucks
#sorry eli i stole your bitch#im joking btw#splatoon 3#splatoon#mizykissu#pearlina#splatoon 2#pearl houzuki#pearl splatoon#marina ida#marina splatoon
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#startrek voyager#im in the middle they're looking at me#who gave you the cargobay door codes?#st voy#when your vibe is RANK#i think the top is from basics i can't remember#i dont even remember if this was my own joke but i found it in a discord convo with baylardo so it must have been#same energy#no but why does startrek have so many shots like this lmao#(i know why they just like to frame people in wide shots that way and then pov the person coming into frame)#IM SORRY IF I STOLE YOUR JOKE I HAVENT SLEPT AND THIS SEQUENCE OF IMAGES I SAVED IN DISCORD MADE ME LAUGH
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@finally-figured-it-out i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry. i am so, so sorry.
#dude.#legit i think i rbed this like 20 times. less than 10 minites after you posted it#(from main zazzalils-arms)#screaming in the tags about how it was the funniest fucking thing in the world.#cause it is#and it was stolen from you. and put on reddit.#disgusting. im so sorry#it doesn't matter if you stole the joke from your mom. okay. HER joke doesn't deserve being fraudulently posted on reddit either.#not a heritage post#not a sans post.#this is so sad
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me when im at the wearing shoulder pads contest and my opponent is danny kaye
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Ggrrr I wish disenchantment was better. I binged it all because I'm sick somebody talk to me about this.
#the groening show on netflix#it had so much potential#and i did enjoy it!!! plenty of the characters were awesome#but it tried to be too big. wanted to incorporate too much. i didn't like beans magic. it got really repetitive#it felt like a lot of the movement between “lands” was super unnecessary. and took up a lot of time that could have been used in narrative#development#and you know the most fucked up part is that there was a Canon wlw couple that was end game AND I DIDNT EVEN LIKE THEM TOGETHERRR#and the last seasons egregious hyperfocus on love specifically romantic love like#it was cringe im sorry!!! not great writing#im glad beans relationship w her dad got better but i didnt like how instantanious it felt#also obv. i hate the whole thing with prince derek and his pixie gf. ew. really weird#but there was so much good and it couldve been great#i still enjoyed it but it fell short in so many ways#HOW DO YOU HAVE A QUEER GIRL COUPLE THAT I DONT LIKE!!! ME!!! QUEER GIRL NUMBER 1!!!!!!#i like EVERY WLW SHIP#and mora x bean had potential but like#it seemed a lot of the time liek they didnt even really like eachother. they aggravated tf out of eachother and not in like a hehe gay ppl#who bicker type of way. it was very much lesbian couple written by straight man feeling. idk if thats true but its the vibe i got#to the end im sad elfo never really actionably got over his weird thing about bean. he just said he did#and him and miri/mop girl. ehhhhh#i like her but she should have had a more gradual introduction into the main cast because she really feels like an after thought#glad zog moved to the woods that seemed like the right move#bean kinda handing the kingdom off to the elves kinda felt like a cop out after thought#like she got all weird about this is their kingdom we stole it from them and then only rwally gave it up after she got something that she#wanted more#please let me remake this show!!!!!!!!#also steam land!!! i like the concept but the execution and the travellimg back and forth between the two#the biggest issue this show suffered with though was repetition.#animation was fun. i enjoyed the use of 3d especially in later seasons#a lot of the jokes were funny but a lot just fell short.
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mom: come to dinner the situation i'm in:
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russian drag king named biff strokinoff
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Further cementing that @run-down-that-dream and I are ACTUALLY married, this interaction:
Which, in just 4 emojis, has the same vibe as an interaction between an old married couple
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Meeting new friends at concerts is great and all until you have to hold back your deranged posting about Guys(tm).
#i use my ig for literally everything idc i cant keep track of side blogs or alts to save my life#i met this really cool person at the avatar show on monday and shes super cool but also slightly more normal than i am#(i got away with one babygirl joke that night)#and now that were moots on the gram i am TRYING SO HARD TO BE NORMALSJLVKSKG#and its not helping that orbit culture [they opened for avatar] absolutely STOLE MY HEART#so now i have to act like im not clawing at the walls of my enclosure whenever i see the singer HELELLL#and its not like i want to BE NORMAL or whatever but like#I WANNA MAKE FRIENDS IN THE SCENE THAT ARENT ONLINE AND ESP ONES IN BANDS#so that i can break into the band art scene BPLEALSEEEE ALSO IM LONELY PLEASEEE#youre telling ME i CANT draw these grown ass men like anime girls??? GAHHDAYUMMMM#anyways hello#i can always be unhinged here cause like 2 people i know follow this blog#waves to them#screaming into a paper bag#spencer writes a whole post in the tags sorry#also i gave johannes the doll i made of him :'l#if you even fucking care#GIGGLES
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