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sansheritageposts · 1 year ago

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@finally-figured-it-out i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry. i am so, so sorry.

#dude.#legit i think i rbed this like 20 times. less than 10 minites after you posted it #(from main zazzalils-arms)#screaming in the tags about how it was the funniest fucking thing in the world.#cause it is #and it was stolen from you. and put on reddit.#disgusting. im so sorry #it doesn't matter if you stole the joke from your mom. okay. HER joke doesn't deserve being fraudulently posted on reddit either.#not a heritage post #not a sans post.#this is so sad

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sansheritageposts · 2 months ago

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toby fox heritage post

Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

#toby fox #sans #sans undertale #not a sans post.#video

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eggwishing · 5 months ago

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I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!

#originally was gonna make a fun papyrus and sans blog But um #got shy Lol #also i dont think id have been able to keep it up very long #here’S the art i made for the first post and a snippet of the long ass essay i had typed out #maybe one day i’ll revisit the idea #with less essay length posts because i think that’s what intimidated me #sans #papyrus #undertale

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dizzyalex · 5 months ago

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Sighhhh, sans undertale…

#undertale #undertale fanart #myart #utdr #sans #utdr fanart #sans undertale #i havent posted here in so long LMAO FJWKWLWKKENE HELLO

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xshinina · 2 years ago

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*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

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sansheritageposts · 1 month ago

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font heritage post

My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?

Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in

My wife: What does that mean

Me: This

#not a sans post.#not even a comic sans post #but #font post #utdr #comic sans #happy guy fawkes day

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skelewife · 1 year ago

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i don't know if tumblr has seen this yet but this is honest to god my favorite video

#*slorps the sans foam*#(i need it to survive)#my icon lore #forgive me if this has already been posted but i needed it on my blog #undertale #utdr #sans

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me-beef · 4 months ago

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@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high #but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD #i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence #and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking #anyways #this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES #i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards #i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it #i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4 #but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy #it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com #mlp #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #princess celestia #princess luna #rainbow dash #fluttershy #spike the dragon #zephyr breeze #horse comic #me art #also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it #though it does look. exactly like comic sans #idk how to feel about that tbh #wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh

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bakedbakermom · 5 months ago

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this poll brought to you by the realization that i haven't felt an earthquake in 14 years since moving away from my home state and it's weirding me out that i miss them.

plz rb for science, thanks!

#also there's some fun history about the 1906 san francisco earthquake and its effect on immigration from china but that's another post #polls

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sui-imi · 4 months ago

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Funeral, right

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been seeing some discussion about canon/fanon sans re: papyrus' death, and then i thought, unrelatedly, "hey i wonder what he did with the dust"

#undertale #sans #papyrus #tw blood #imi art #undertale comic #i guess?#long post #i had a vision but im not sure i managed to show it properly. oh well #tw death #cw blood #cw death #edit: monsters spread the dust of the fallen over their favourite things. but id like to think that includes places and people too #but maybe some monsters feel they're not worthy of that...? that they're not a 'favourite'...?#yea #Also: “Funeral. right”#Funeral rite(s)#Eh? Eh? (I am forcibly dragged off stage)

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siyaazu · 2 months ago

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Two girlbosses but one is an actual girlboss and the other is her wet cat girlfriend holding on for dear life

Yeah dream can manifest wings and other structures with his magic probably. And i might abuse that in the future. But for now only drink going on a mission together cuz they're stupid and annoying like that (❤️)

Dream belongs to Jokublog

Ink belongs to Comyet

#undertale au #utmv #dream sans #ink sans #drink ship #i lowkey forgot i have a tumblr that i need to update every now and then so now I'm digging up older stuff and posting it #anyway i fw drink hard if I'm being honest

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cherpupz · 4 months ago

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utmv meme dump pt. 1 / ?

credit :3

killer - rahafwabas horror - sour apple studios cross - jakei95 dream + nightmare - jokublog swap - p0pcornpr1nce / au community error - loverofpiggies ink - comyet dust - ask-dusttale