#i still dont know if im doing gifs right but fuck it we ball

[laviechuchu]

Omfgffggff I js found u through the nerd guy fic and I'm obsessed!!!

Ik we are all not so sane here so,,,

If I can request a silly rebellious reader and stepdad punishing the reader for hanging out with good for nothing guy friends with skimpy outfits

:3 Thanks!!! ( You don't need to do ... this is straight up crazy ik lol )

Author’s note: AHH HELLOOO IM SO HAPPY!!! AND OFC SORRY FOR MAKING YOU WAIT!

Content below: use of y/n, AFAB reader, brat taming, punishment, use of nicknames such as babygirl, pet, cheating?, stepcest, minor writing smut, bratty reader, cigars, reader is 18+, dubcon.

Proceed to read..

“Ugh i told you, pick me up tomorrow. My stepdad is coming and i wanna act long enough so i can take some money from him. Then you and cain and me can have some fun! You bring the alcohol!” You giggle as you lay down in your very pink and girly room. The teddy bear your stepfather gave you for your birthday just slumping onto your pillows

You giggle as your best friend starts to ramble about how fun tomorrow will be and starts to ask the real questions “your stepdad is hot! Not gonna lie, i mean! Hes a silver fox!” She squeals as you gag “yuck no! Live with him for a day and you’ll see how controlling and bossy he is” you mumble.

The laptop was still on video call as you roll around on your bed. You sigh as suddenly you hear a doorbell “shit! Be right back!” You yell and slam your laptop closed.

Your feet scramble to the door and open the wood separating you and your money machine.

“Daddy! Welcome home” you giggle and hug him. Ugh disgusting…he smells like his cologne and smoke. He looks at you with disinterest and lets out a low hum. His eyes looking at your perked nipples from your lack of bra.

“Have you been studying? As i told you? I gave you two weeks” he says, pulling away from the hug. What the fuck? Does he have a stick up his ass or something?

Oh yeah about that “ah… yup!” You say with a lopsided grin, batting your eyelashes at the older man. He seems to see right through you but you dont really care, all you need is a few hours and his money and then you can meet your friends-

“Yeah? Ill be testing you tonight.” He says bluntly and starts to head to the kitchen to get dinner for himself.

“Well… im heading out cain and nicole” you say, a little more happily then you mean to. He takes out a cigar and looks at you dead in the eyes. “No.” He states bluntly “wearing a skirt that short? Thigh highs? And what is this..” he comes closer to you your chest almost just almost reaching his. He pinches at your left nipple “a flimsy piece of cloth, that you little ones call a top.”

You yelp and cover your chest “why the hell were you looking?”

“Im your father, and you are not going out like that, with your so called boyfriend who only wants you for your body” he states. Grabbing the back of your top like a cat would.

He goes to his office and throws you on the chair and locks the door

“Question one, look at the fucking paper. A, B, C or D?” He loosens his tie and undoes his pants. Sitting you on his lap “the faster you finish the faster ill let you go” he says putting his cigar down.

“Fuck! I dont know? B?” You say, you feel something warm against your cunt. You unconsciously grind on the feeling “bad girl” he says as he pulls your panties aside and shoves the tip inside. You feel the slight burn and you tear up. Sick motherfucker is gonna rape you?

He grabs your waist and shoves everything inside in one go. No lube no nothing. Just raw fucking cock.

You yell and cry “fuck you! You sick piece of shit” you attempt to get off his lap when he pushes you on your chest. His heavy balls against your clit.

“Its okay babygirl.. you dont need to use your smooth brain anymore” he whispers in your ear. Slowly moving in and out of you “you can be my personal pet from now on” his fingers gently rubbing circles on your clit. You moan gently, your eyes tearing up at the smell of your stepdad the one you used to love but now.. you’re not sure anymore

“Daddy…d-daddy” you mumble dumbly, his cock slipping in and out of you. Your feet barely touch the floor “im sorry baby, this is your punishment” he says before his pace becomes faster and faster. You squeal and try to hold on to him. Your pussy squelches and pulses. Your ass connecting to his hips.

“D-daddy!” You cry. The swirls on your clit becoming faster yet precise “becoming a dumb little girl already? Poor thing… must have been so pent up” he coos, your brain is turning into mush as your legs shake from the pounding. Your cunny fluttering around him, be groans “ah fuck…”

His hand that was once on your clit, now on your nipple. Tweaking them just painful enough for you to keep your sanity in check. “Need a new piercing on your nipples now. Maybe my initials?” He teases.

“I-im gonna cum” you manage to mumble out. The wet skin slapping is making your brain fuzzy “daddy.. i need your cum” you say your tongue lolling out, awaiting his tongue.

He smirks at your now dumb form and gives a few more thrusts but pulls out at the last second.

“Maybe after you get the questions right” he says his gentle smile making you feel warmer.

(SORRY THIS IS BAD ILL WORK ON IT BETTER SOON ENOUGH, I WAS MEANT TO PUT THIS IS DRAFTS BUT ACCIDENTALLY POSTED IT)

[fayrism]

SPOOOOKY arthur

ID in alt

[cass1dyyy]

“can i have this dance?”

warnings: a kiss on the cheek, angst, thats it i think. (hermione is not in this story btw)

lorenzo berkshire x reader

where a gryffindor who hates slytherins gets swept off her feet by one at the yule ball..

“are you guys really not going to dance at all?” i huff, exasperated.

im currently sitting down at a table with ron and harry, watching boredly as everyone dances with their partners. i’d had to go with harry to the yule ball, because i (embarrassingly) had no one else to go with.

“correct.” says ron, lazily manspreading next to me.

i roll my eyes. padma patil is also sitting with us, as she’d come with ron. bad luck for her i guess. suddenly, she’s swept off by a hufflepuff boy, who asks her to dance.

“arm, leg, im yours!” she says excitedly.

i groan, watching her leave. god, im not too fond of dancing, but anything would be better than this. i scan the large ballroom, and my eyes land on the slytherin boys. the only ones with dates are draco and blaise. the others just go with anyone they want, it gives them more freedom i suppose. then, i could’ve sworn i caught lorenzo berkshire’s eye. i brush it off, shaking my head. i mean, how could i have?

the music changes to a slow, romantic song. im just about to get up and leave to go to the bathroom to avoid the embarrassment, when ron speaks up, surprised.

“what the hell does that old git want?” he says judgmentally. i look up and follow his gaze, and see enzo berkshire walking towards us. ron’s right, what could he possibly want?

we watch cautiously, as he gradually comes closer, his stupid smirk plastered on his face. i frown at him, wondering if he’s confused or something. the slytherin boys hate our trio, and we hate them. what’s going on?? he walks up to us, and holds out his arm to me.

“can i have this dance?” he asks calmly, his lips curling into a smug smirk. i look at ron and harry, confused. they’re giving me a ‘dont you dare’ look. i mean.. its only one dance.. and i want to have a good night. the yule ball only happens once!

i take his arm, and he sweeps me away onto the dance floor. i dont bother looking back at harry and ron’s outraged expressions, i know that they hate lorenzo. my cheeks turn a light shade of pink as he grabs my waist, pulling me closer. i sling my hands over his neck, as we sway to the rhythm of the slow song.

“are you drunk?” i murmur to him. im still trying to wrap my head around the fact he’s asked me to dance, out of all these girls.

“what? no, of course not. why do you ask?” he asks, smiling slightly. gosh, sometimes i wish i could slap that smirk off his face.

“no reason.” i mutter.

after the song ends, he asks me if i want a drink. it surprises me, as i thought he’d just ditch me and go find another girl to flirt with. i excuse myself to go and ask harry and ron if they want one quickly. enzo doesnt mind, and kisses me on the cheek, before going to talk to one of his fellow slytherin mates. stunned, i turn on my heel and walk back to harry and ron.

“oh you’re finally back are you? have fun with that prat? you looked like you did.” snarled ron.

“what are you talking about? it was one dance, nothing happened!” i say, annoyed.

ron gets up, practically dragging harry with him. i run after them, furious. my heels click and clack as i walk frustratedly down the cold, uninviting hallway. suddenly, ron turns around.

“what the bloody hell do you want now?” he yells.

“why are you so fucking annoying? all i did was dance with someone, because youre too lazy to get up off your ass!” i scream at him, tears forming in my eyes. i know im ruining my makeup, but i dont care at this point.

“we all agreed that we hate them, and you just HAVE to rebel against the rules, dont you?” he spat.

“rebel? what is this, some sort of cult?!”

“im sick of this, why dont you go and get your face eaten off by that berkshire git? its all he wants from you. you’re stupid honestly, thinking he actually likes you.” he yells at me.

i stand there in shock, tears pouring down. harry and him run up the stairs, as ron mutters to harry,

“they get scary when theyre older.”

“ron, you spoiled EVERYTHING!” i yell at him. they rush off and i sit down on the stairs, yanking my shoes off, and start sobbing.

A/N: this was pretty bad im ngl, i kinda ran out of ideas at the end, so its pretty repetitive. my next post will be better i promise!

[serxinns]

Tipsy Trampoline!

Drunk kiribaku x roomie/aka reader

(I know I promise to do other fics but I really wanted to do this)

This was inspired by this fic, yuzuya ofc and Mina's Birthday party these were one of my all-time favorites on Tumblr and youtube back then and I still loved it!

It was Denki's 18th birthday and he decided to rent out the trampoline park for everyone to come and invited all class 1a and class 1b (and Shinsou)

You were getting ready to go wearing your rainbow kidcore clothes (can be a dress or pants whatever!) when you got a notification from one of your friends katsuki to pick you up

💣RagingChihuahua💥: you ready dumbass me and Shitty hair are about to pull up

Roomie✌️: Yep got my gift and everything!

💣RagingChihuahua💥: alright I see you don't im pulling up right now

You saw a car pulling up to your driveway through the window, so you grabbed your gifts and dashed outside, and went inside the car, seeing Kirishima in the backseat as well "Hey roomie how's it been!" Kiri said with a wide smile you smiled back giving him a fist bump and a hug "Amazing excited to finally have a break from schoolwork and hanging around with my buds!" Kiri blushed a bit while smiling "And chihuahua! I haven't seen you in a while how's it been those test aren't stressing you out aren't they?" katsuki grumbled at the stupid nickname you gave him "I told you to not call me that and of course not im punching those test straight in the fucking teeth!"

You giggled at his reaction and Katsuki blushed a bit and cleared his throat "Anyways are you ready did you get everything?" you nodded holding the gift in hand "Alright now the only reason im taking the two of you is because you're the most tolerable so you better not fucking act up in my car or you'll get thrown out in the damn street!!" you and kiri giggled at his emptyish threat "Dont worry man we won't do anything promise! You can trust us" Katsuki glared at the two of you while you and kiri looked "Innocently" at him with the invisible hovering angle wings and halo Katsuki grumbled something and started to engine and off to go to denkis party

Time skip of roomie and kiri making corny ass jokes while bakugo shouting at the both of you to shut the fuck up

The 3 of y'all made it after a 20 excruciating drive (for Bakugo) to the neon trampoline park where Denki, Mina, and Shinsou were waiting at the front the 3 of you got out to meet up with the trio "Hey man! Happy birthday!" kiri said to Denki while giving him a high five and a hug "Thanks! And those gifts look amazing! You can put the gifts at the table right there And can wait at the lobby for everyone else to come! And bakugo?! your giving ME a gift?! How thoughtful~" Denki said with a teasing smile "SHUT UP! I'm only giving you a gift cause it's your birthday that's it" katsuki yelled and rolled his eyes the 5 of you snickered at katsukis outburst which didn't make Katsuki any better so he stomped inside the building while you followed right behind him giving Denki another happy birthday

The 3 of you waited in the lobby with other of your classmates friends talking about how amazing this party gonna be a few minutes later when everyone was here Iida announced the rules of the party no arguing no playfighting blah blah but most importantly no drinking irresponsibly everyone agreed with the rules and off to play y'all went

The 1st thing you did was play dodgeball and it was WAR when it started on your team was you, kiri, Kendo Monoma, Komori, and more while on the other team were Bakugo, teru, Ochako, Jirou, You Shoji, and WWDB (World war dodgeball) began, Soft Foam balls were flying everywhere bakugo, jirou monoma and kendo was sniping everyone on each other while the rest of you were dodging for your LIVES you were using every one of your team members as a human shield to dodge bakugos hits and to survive until it was one on one everyone started cheering for you gulped while bakugo had an evil grin on his face

Bakugo was Throwing balls so hard every time they hit the wall making a loud bang you were screaming playfully and dodging them while Bakugo taunted you about losing already "GIVE UP ROOMIE YOUR CORNERED" you panted tried to dodge the balls but was determined you were gonna win it for the team "NEVER! GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT" Bakugo grinned at your words and grabbed a blue foam ball and threw you you dived into the trampoline behind you but your leg got hit with the ball just when bakugo was about to shout for victory the ball bounced hard and hit bakugo in the face

You won

Your team cheered while Bakugo's team died laughing at what they just saw not caring they lost Bakugo yelled out profanities and slowly turned his head to you, you gulped grinning sheepishly and waved, that was the final straw for bakugo, "YOUR DUMBASSES IS GONNA PAY FOR THAT" he ran towards you and kiri while the two of you screamed and dashed off running across the obstacles but this Blonde was hot on your trail so Kiri took your hand and dashed to the ball pit and dived right in there bakugo jumped in along with thev3 of you laughed until y'all realized the position your in

Kiri was on top of Bakugo while you were on top of Kiri the 3 of you blushed "I didn't know the 3 lovebirds were hanging out in the ball pit~" Shinso said grabbing his phone out and taking the picture of the 3 of you, Bakugo screamed at him to delete them while all of you deeply blushing quickly getting off of each other and looking away in embarrassment, "I'm gonna get a drink so I can forget this ever happens" Kiri said still blushing while helping bakugo up "Yea im getting thirsty anyway roomie you coming?" "I'll catch up with the 2 of you in a min im gonna play some arcade games!" "they're so Cute..." Kiri thought staring at the both of you but was quickly snapped out of it when Katsuki dragged him

*timeskip of you battling Momo, tsuyu and mina to see who gets more tickets*

Meanwhile at the bar sat A tipsy Denki, sero and hakagure messing with Bakugo and Kiri "Cmon blasty I know you want to~" "FUCK OFF DUNCE FACE I AINT DOING THE DRINKING COMPETITION" "Aw cmon what are you scared?!" Sero said making chicken noises Katsuki was getting tired of him so he snatched the drink off his hand and grabbed Kiri by the shirt collar "Fine but shitty hair is gonna join me as well to prove your stupid shitty drinking game" "U-Uh..Yea Sure! I'll join right by you bakugo" the 2 men grabbed the beer cans readying themselves hakagure counted them down "3...2...1 DRINK" and the 2 teams drank away grabbing beer cans after beer cans

Time skip cause idk im lazy lol

"I told you I got the most tickets! Kero* "Yeah yea I would've won if it weren't for that Stupid fishing game I would've gotten 10 more tickets to beat you" You tease punching her arm softly while she laughed "Aw Stop it you two we all did great plus you should've seen ochako with those basketball skills they're amazing!" Ochako blushed a bit at Momo's statement "It wasn't that good guys I missed a few shots!" Whined ochako "A few?! Out of the 100 hoops you dunked?! You're a natural you gotta teach me" the 4 of you went to the main lobby and sat on the sofa to chat more you grabbed a soda and sat down relaxing

You were bored so you went to look for your boys you pushed through the crowd of drunk toddlers to locate your two friends you were about to give up until you felt hands grabbing you from behind and pushing you closely to their chest you looked up to see it was kiri drunkenly smiling at you while wobbling a bit trying to steady himself "Roooomieeeee" he said while giggling like a child "how's it going having fu-*Hic* at the party!" you giggled trying not to laugh out loud at his face

"Yep seems like you were too where's bakugo I thought he was with you" Kiri stopped for a moment to think looking like a loading screen that was until a door was slammed open at the entrance

Oh shit it was aizawa

"Now which one of you fucking brats put a drawing of a dick on my car" Everyone including you froze Aizawa's red glowing eyes were glaring at everyone this happened for about a min until Denki slammed down a bottle screaming "SCATTER" Everyone ran in different directions you were grabbing on eljirou looking for an exit and fast until an arm grabbed you and the two of you were dragged quickly out the emergency exit it was katsuki

"Kats?" he stared down at you then at Kiri then continued to drag you into his car "I dive" he slurred struggling to put his keys in the car you grabbed Katsuki and pulled him into the back seat ignoring his angry protests and insults you grabbed his keys and hit the engine and drove out of there

You drove to a star-glazing area to watch the stars for a while looking back seat you saw both Kiri and Katsuki knocked out in the back so you closed the door bringing the keys to yourself, and went to lay on the grass to watch the stars you close your eyes and relaxed not long after you felt 2 bodies laying beside you Katsuki in the middle while Kiri was on his left you were on his right, the 3 we're you were watching stars kiri was drunkenly laughing to himself while Akatsuki stayed focus curious you asked him a question "So Kats what are you gonna do after this" Katsuki stayed silent you assumed he was either ignoring you or passed out so you continued to watch the stars dancing in the Moonlight until an arm wrapped your neck around pulling you closer You blushed "gonna love you two someday...wanna confess" you were flushed at the moment unable to speak words or even comprehend what is going on Kiri was already knocked out but continuesnue

"Don't wanna lose ya so special.." Kiri joined in but in a slurred speech, then katsuki did you never forget it he leaned the both of you closer and kissed Kiri on the cheek 1st then you then he turned his head to you and said "Dont tell him I did that" then passed out peacefully snoring

you were processing what the fuck just happen but looked down to see their peaceful snoring faces you kissed them both on the cheek and whispered "I love you too..." let's say that was the most memorable moment for the 3 of you

Bonus: when your parents got home they saw you Kiri and Bakugo cuddling on your bed and secretly took pictures in the morning

[attractedtopeoples]

sweetheart

Zoro Roronoa

KINKTOBER - @ficsforgaza

prompt: subspace

warnings/tags: fem!reader, sub!zoro, bondage, riding, subspace, mdni, 18+, dont like dont read, minors. go away., no beta we die like my sanity, lemme know if theres anything more i should tag in the comments (pls dont say bad spelling im sensitive) <3

0.9k words

A/N: okay so i may have forgotten to take this outta my drafts and actually post it, so ignore this being a touch later than the 15th (it’s 1:33am on the 16th for me 🥲) but otherwise here you go!

“Fuck, oh- fuck, fuck,” Zoro groans out, although it sounded a lot more like his version of a whine from where you sat on his lap, not that you’d ever say that aloud.

“You okay baby?” You ask mockingly, tilting your head down to look at him as you rise and fall on his cock. He bites his lip in lieu of response, biting back a groan as your hands wander over his chest. 

Looking down at him with adoration you stop your hips, willing away your own frustration as you watched his eyes flicker up to you again, a mix of anger-horny-why?-anger staring at your smirk, hands still mindlessly wandering over his skin.

His hands clench from where they lay tied against the headrest, the fluffy green handcuffs Nami had given you as a gag-gift coming in handy as he whimpered beneath you. Neither of you had done much with bondage, minus his own hands wrapping around your wrists when the positions were swapped. But this was fun.

He groans again as you pinch at his side. You’d been doing this awhile.

You’d ride him, both of you having a lovely time when he’d bite his lip, shutting himself up despite your earlier statement of not wanting that at all. He wasn’t a very good listener. Then, just like now, you’d stop your movements, watching as he released his lip and stared at you.

At the start the look was a lot more pissed off, however the overwhelming pleasure being so intense and then suddenly ripped from him again and again was beginning to impact him (no shit). 

“I- fuck you,” he breathed out, shifting his hips up seeking friction but you simply lifted higher off of him. He let his hips fall back onto the bed with a small groan. 

“Hm? Well I can see you’re trying baby,” you tease, appreciatively flickering your eyes over him for the millionth time tonight as his cheeks blush at the words. You could admit you were rather lewd, but you were having far too much fun to stop fucking with him.

“Now c’mon, what did I say earlier baby?” You ask, referring to the rules you set early on before you started, fairly simply, but including a clear ‘I wanna hear you’ policy that you think was being ignored rather blatantly.

“You're an ass,” Zoro quips instead of replying, his voice cracking a lot more than you think he meant it to be as you lean forward, lips joining your wandering fingers on his chest as you kiss gently up his chest.

“Not quite right,” you reply, rolling your hips with the words just to watch him groan again, shoulders going tense as his arms tug at the cuffs again. You know logically he could just rip them off, but you also know he won’t. Definitely not right now, he is not risking the blue-balls.

“Annoying fucker,” he mutters under his breath as he glances to the side, blatantly avoiding eye contact as a pretty blush makes its way up his chest. “You- you said to not bite my lip,” He huffed out, sounding like it physically pained him to say as he begrudgingly turned his eyes back to you.

You grin at him, despite the slight inaccuracy in his ‘retelling’. He deserved some leeway, with this only being his third time subbing and first successfully, you made the executive decision he was allowed to be a little shy.

“That’s right sweet boy,” you say, beginning to rock your hips again, building the pleasure back up. His hips roll up to meet you and you don’t bother correcting him this time when he lets out an unabashed groan as your teeth reconnect to his skin, grazing over his nipples before biting into the soft flesh of his neck.

As your movements speed up, you release his skin, instead resting your head against his shoulder moaning alongside him as the crescendo of your pleasure crawls towards you. You were close, and by the way his hands were grasping onto those cuffs you could tell he was too, letting out the prettiest sounds.

Finally sitting back up you moan as it causes him to shift deeper within you, your movements barely coordinated anymore as you fall over the edge, him joining you not too soon after with a loud moan that makes you oh so thankful for the empty ship. 

The two of you remain quiet for a moment before you go to shift off him, knowing he probably wasn’t capable of doing so without his hands, but before you could go far you heard a low whine come from him and you paused.

That was new.

Looking back at him you noticed his eyes were drooping but stuck on you still, and after a moment it clicked in your head. Oh baby.

“Zoro? You okay in there sweetheart?” You ask softly, hand coming up to rest against his cheek as he groans again, leaning into the touch as he breathes, pressing soft kiss to your wrist. 

“Hmm,” he hums against you, his eyes slipping shut as his body relaxes. He was definitely in the subspace. 

“You did so good, baby, but I gotta clean us up m’kay?” You gently remind him, in a way that you knew you’d copied from him when you got like this. He lets out another little whine at the idea, and oh how pretty he was. “I won’t go far, promise.” 

You wince a bit as he slips out of you, rising on shaky legs as you make your way to the bathroom for a towel, snatching up a bottle to refill with water on your way. Your boyfriend was such a sweetheart.

[whyse7vn]

BREAKING POINT -

[ ot7 x reader ]

this is like super short pls forgive me tan twitter tl for context

tan on twitter!!!

8 participants - 8 online

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tae: yoongi pls unblock me on twitter

yoongi: kill yourself

tae: i tried guys why doesn’t he love me 💔

y/n: that was a pathetic try

tae: guess what

y/n: what?

tae: ligma man..

y/n: ligma??

jimin: no way 😭

jk: baby…

namjoon: really

y/n: WHAT???

jin: i’m with her

wtf you guys on about??

hobi: this is a sad day

tae: LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH

y/n: drown

jimin: ur fault tbh

hobi: real

y/n: leave me alone

jin: look you made her upset idiots

y/n: IM NOT UPSET

hobi: cheer up baby ❤️

namjoon: it’s okay tae upsets me all the time

y/n: im fine

hobi: bts song

jk: i know bts

tae: me 2

y/n: i want to stab you with a pencil

tae: watch out namjoon

namjoon: she is definitely talking to you

tae: proof?

hobi: bts?

jimin: i’m gonna bts outta you shut the fuck up

hobi: aw man :/

jk: bts?

jin: beat the shit

tae: beat MY shit

jk: woah

yoongi: he actually needs to kill himself wow

tae: @y/n u 2

y/n: LEAVE ME ALONE

jimin: she’s mad

y/n: I’M NOT MAD

jin: y/n are you still with that scoups guy?

namjoon: didn’t we just find out they we’re together like a week ago?

jk: WE DID????

jin: she moves on fast tho so idk

y/n: NO I DONT????

jimin: yoongi mingyu jk scoups mark wonho minho san all of us

there’s more hold on i’m thinking

hobi: all of us?

jk: say sike…

y/n: ARE YOU FUCKING SICK???????

jin: woah major slut alertttttt

namjoon: shut up

y/n: ONLY LIKE 4 OF THOSE NAMES ARE RIGHT

jk: what

y/n: AND IVE ONLY FUCKED 2 OF THEM SO KILL YOURSELF LEAVE ME ALONE

yoongi: she’s a grown woman

y/n: RIGHT

sorry i’m hot as fuck and pull bitches it’s not my fault

jin: u mid

y/n: ur 30

jin: ok please leave me alone i’m sorry

tae: my body count is also 2

jimin: -2

tae: ummmm?

jk: i’ve killed no one

i could of but don’t worry

namjoon: ??

hobi: fyi she did not deny being with scoups

jimin: TRUE

jk: NO

y/n: i deny it

jimin: too late we know

jin: SLUT

sorry

pls i’m sorry i didn’t mean it pls don’t be mean to me

please oh my god i’m sorry it slipped out

love u

please

y/n: THIS IS NOT FEMINISM

namjoon: it’s okay if ur with him

jk: NO ITS NOT STOP SAYING THAT WHATS UR FUCKING ISSUE STUPID STUPID STUPID

y/n: IM NOT

tae: who have you fucked

yoongi: are you stupid?

tae: no i’m curious

hobi: OH IM CURIOUS YEAH

wow i love shinee

y/n can you please start talking to minho again and then get married to him so i can be at his wedding and we can be forever connected

jk: SHUT UR MOUTH

y/n: you guys know so much about my relationship life it actually makes me want to throw up

jimin: ur easy to stalk

hobi: she’s fucked jk and yoongi

tae: and me

jin: in dreams doesn’t count

yoongi: lol

tae: LOL AWAY FROM ME YOU NASTY BITCH

U THINK UR WINNING BUT UR FUCKING NOT

WHEN ME AND Y/N GET MARRIED IT WILL BE ME KIM TAEHYUNG WHO LOLS IN UR FUCKING FACE

YOU RAT

yoongi: L

tae: no

yoongi: O

tae: YOU FUCKING STOP RIGJT NOW MIN YOONGI

yoongi: L

tae: 6pm seoul south korea apartment block C floor 7 door number 279 a ak47 a man a mask and a fucking dream

namjoon: wow ok that’s great!!

nice vogue shoot btw jungkook!

jk: I WILL NOT FUCK U GO AWAY

namjoon: oh my fucking god

hobi: scottish pride!!

jimin: ???

hobi: was he not wearing a kilt?

jimin: a what?

hobi: killing myself

jin: why they put you in that dirty ass bathroom omg?

tae: dirty shoot for a dirty man

jin: ?

tae: what?

jin: just a bit crazy coming from u

y/n: tae you need to shower

tae: you in love

ha

fucking bitch

jin: do you fuck her or fight her damn?

jimin: right he’s pissing me off

tae: can you leave me alone i’m going through a lot rn

jk: dick

tae: ??

jk: a lot of dick

yoongi: lmao

namjoon: he likes men?

hobi: ewwwwwwwwwwww

jimin: homophobia?????????

jk: yes so he’s going through them

cuz he does not like y/n

yoongi: you say this like every 2 weeks

jk: because it is true

y/n: thank god

jk: no thank men

hobi: thx men

jin: so it’s not jimin?

jimin: what??

tae: i’ve never touched another man let alone sleep with one

hobi: amen

y/n: now that is just not true

namjoon: who cares

tae: I DO

hobi: no one will ever say those words to you

jin: i will

tae: fr 🥲?

jin: LOL

tae: ok kys

and fuck that bitch y/n

yoongi: have

tae left “tan on twitter”

hobi: cuteness overload ^_^

y/n: what crawled up his ass today tf

jk: hi do you need me do you want me do you love me

namjoon: can we just talk about life or like

jin: let me guess trees?

jimin: weed?

jk: OH MY GOD NAMJOON WANTS TO TALK ABOUT WEED

hobi: life is a downward spiral noting matters we are all slowly dying the government hates us money is worthless drugs are all around our water is running out

jk: where is it running out of

let’s catch it

y/n: tae was being super weird right?

hobi: super shy

namjoom: what’s new

hobi: new hair

namjoon: stop

hobi: forgive me master

namjoon: i’m at my breaking point

jimin: breaking bad

jin: drugs?

jimin: it all links back to namjoon…

jk: omgggggg namjoon is this true……..

namjoon: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

—-

pls lmk if you like the twitter concept idk if i’m feeling her yet but if you guys are i will do more idk trying to be different 🙈

[cherry-cosmoz]

Chapter 3 : new surroundings

This might be my favorite chapter 💪

You wake up in somebodies arms. Without a second thought think hard. You rip her right arm clean off. You scramble to your bag she was holding grabbing your dad’s gun from it and releasing 3 rounds into her skull. Out of breath you hear someone “h-holy fuck she absolutely slaughtered c-clockwork.” the crazed brunette looks at his now massacred ally “Big man wasn’t kidding when she said she was bat shit crazy” the man in the white mask spoke up. There was a man in a yellow hoodie and black mask but he stayed silent. “Who the fuck are you. Stay away from me!” She says The man with the white mask puts out his cigarette “listen kid you listen to us we might not hurt you” Fuck that! She snaps the twitchy brunettes leg. The silent hooded man quickly shot you in the thigh. The brunette twitching and laughing “picked the wrong p-person out the three m-missy, I can’t feel p-pain” he laughs some more The hooded man walks up to you and throws you over his shoulder. The twitchy brunette stuffs his hand in your jacket grabbing your phone. “L-let’s see what w-we have here” He clicks the camera roll “Fuck.” She says thinking of the previous selfies “Holy s-shit balls masky look at this shit!” The masked man speaks up “no shut up kid I don’t want to see selfies” well shit its kinda weird now who am i kidding they just watched you slaughter their friend. “N-no it’s d-different look!” The man you now know is masky looks at the photo of mel holding up a severed head and a peace sign “Huh maybe that’s why he wants her?” Melanie finally speaks up “I know what you’re looking at but 1 who wants me? 2 where is my dad.” the girl now worried on where her body bags were. “l-looking at it he’s d-dead” okay smart ass obviously hes fucking dead. “Yeah I know that fucktard where’s my bags with him inside of it” Masky speaks up “don’t know the rake will probably eat him” Melanie talks again “what the fuck is a rake” The hooded man finally speaks up “shut up bitch all you do is talk wait till we are done walking or something” Whatever it looked like there was a rickety cabin ahead. The rude hooded man throws Melanie down on the porch “Alright what are your god damn names I’ve already been shot and kidnapped” Melanie spoke “y-you broke my a-arm” the brunette spoke “YOU CANT FEEL PAIN DICK CHEESE” Melanie screams at him. “M-my names Toby and t-thats hoodie and t-thats-" before the brunnete finishes she cuts him off. “Masky I know, now why do you want me here.” the hooded man which is now known to go by "hoodie" speaks up again. "listen kid, WE don't want you here, the operator does." your now confused who the fuck is that. " the oper what?" masky goes to say something but the twitchy brunette cuts him off. "you know those weird slenderman stories" your still confused until you remember. earlier this year two girls stabbed their friend in the woods for that same man. " is this the same slenderman from the stabbing?" you think on how you hear about the girl that got stabbed 19 times and crawled out to get help purely running off of adrenaline. toby speaks again "ben told me about that. but yes its t-the same guy, those girls dont know what its like." well shit i know im gonna find out. "take her to EJ." alright who the fuck are all these people. we have operator, ben, and now letters. toby quickly gets closer and picks you up like a feather, he smells like pine,blood,and urine. not the best combo all i can hope is that they have showers. your thoughts were interrupted by your phone shaking violently, toby looks at it to see an elf looking entity "ben why are you in her phone." so theres one name off the checklist. "chill out man operator told me to do so and you know how it gets lonely in here" he says in a unserious puppy voice. "give me my phone" you snatch it out of tobys hands, before he could object a boy around your age pops out of your screen. "whats cookin good lookin" you couldnt help but giggle a little, meanwhile toby looks like lazari just ripped his heart out and ate it. he doesnt know why but hes...jealous?

[iridesca-enchantress]

College Psychic (Story)

I was practicing with my cards one day and like...it had me thinking about a past experience i had during my 4th semseter at college. Going to my class i had stumbled upon a tarot reader flyer, and was like estatic that there were others like me who practice it as there wasnt alot of clubs for spiritual variety (atleast like 7 different christian clubs). Although the thing i noticed about it was it wasnt very well advertsied, but noted which building they usually do their readings in so i went to check it out.

Not being able to find them the first time, and not wanting to out them i left a note by the advertisement so we could communicate low key. After a while i had finally recieved a message introducing themselves and what time to meet them at the building. So i went and i first noticed this dude who had pulled out a game of chess. I thought it odd but brushed it off considering on my way to the building i got a sense of uneasiness. And after i introduced myself the first thing he said to me was " In order to prove yourself as a reader to me, you must beat me in a game of chess~". And that was a major fucking red flag right off the bat. Cause 1. I had been doing tarot and other divination for like 5+years now. And 2. I dont know how to play chess, and i thought it was kind of ridiculous for this random person, whom i just met, to have the brass balls to test my intellegence in chess as an indicator of my knowledge and competency as a tarot reader.

Mind you this dude is majoring in psychology. (Its always the fucking psych majors. Idk why) And essentially throughout our whole conversation he was essentially trying to pick apart my brain for information about tarot reading and how to better advertise it as he claimed hed only been doing it for 2 years. And complained it mostly brings in alot of tourists. Like yeah if your going to advertise to a larger audience thats gonna happen ( i take marketing classes). And it was very clear to me he was not involved within the spiritual community at all but complained about the people he read for not being spiritual ENOUGH. Like extremely judgemental.

Now normally most of this interaction wouldnt bother me that much and i would just write it off as another joe shmoe not worth my time, but its the simple fact that 1. He was extremely pretentious 2. Tried to over analyze my practice and tried to pick it apart and 3. Test my intellegence the whole fuckin time during our interaction. But i was still polite during all of this.

Point of the story is that its extremely rude to pick apart other practcioners/witches practice like that. Especially if YOU YOURSELF have little to no experience at all in the field! I dont care if you have little experience, thats fine. Im so glad you decided to start your journey. BUT dont come in here on your high horse, with an "im better than everyone attitude" when you have no clue with what your doing or let alone reading a fucking room and making assumptions about another practioner who has way more experience under their belt. Granted i am by no means an expert and occassionally look back at my tarot meanings.because i have bad memory due to adhd so i have to simplify it for myself and i always consider myself as a continual learner. But seriously, If your a new reader/practioner/ begginer witch dont do that shit. It just makes you look bad and will make other more experienced practioners not want to help let alone engage with you.

[justice4daisyjohnson]

dont tell your wife!

𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

summary: you get a call to pick up florence at 3 am

word count: 760

you went to sleep early that night, knowing florence wasn't going to be home until late ( you dreaded the "dont wait for me love" text).

her film just wrapped and she was going out for drinks with a couple people involved with the film.

you appreciated the heads up. although, you didn't appreciate the random call from your wife at 3 am.

"darling?"

"hi is this y/n y/l/n?"

it was a girl, definitely not florence though.

"yes? who's this?"

"this is florence's co-star! she's really drunk right now and asking for you"

"oh god, okay i'll come to get her can you send me the address"

when you ended the call, you groaned. getting into some presentable clothes before grabbing your keys and heading out to the bar.

"ugh, fuck you, flo" you say when you see the bar is over thirty minutes away.

when you park, you immediately see florence at the end of the bar telling a very detailed story, you assume by the way she's motioning and how her eyes go wide.

she spots you and gets off the stool fast, stumbling over to you.

"you're my favorite actress ever"

you were confused at that statement before everyone started laughing and the girl you were on the phone with showed you a video of florence almost crying over how she liked you, and slamming her fist down on the table with pouty lips when she searched up if your married and you were. but of course: to her.

"do you like me?" florence asked as the video finished and your laugh wore off, she was still clinging to you like a koala.

"yes, i like you" her mouth opened and eyes widened, and looked at you like you were the inventor of light.

"okay, on that note i think we should head out" you say bye to the crew and pay for her part of the bill.

she was surprisingly, very easy to get in the car. keeping her still in the car though, whole other ball park.

"do you actually like me?" florence questions you once again.

you laugh and look into the camera you set up to catch this whole drunk situation on camera, to see florence with her eyes closed and leaning towards you in her seat.

"yes baby, i actually like you" you say, but you hear her gasp from beside you and feel a small, but sharp, slap on your thigh.

"you are a married women!" you suppress your laugh and wait a couple more seconds before she speaks again, "you wouldn't ever like me how i like you though. i still watch videos of you on instagram sometimes"

"your wife is probably so pretty, she's a very lucky women to have you", you cover your mouth, stopping yourself from laughing at drunk florence.

"yup, she's really gorgeous" you say and you hear her whine.

“stop talking about her im getting jealous”

it was a couple minutes later and florence had gotten suspiciously quiet, you stop the car at the red light and turn, expecting to see florence asleep but she was staring at you.

you were going to ask what she was doing before she spoke, "don't tell your wife", florence grabbed your face and kissed you, immediately tasting the sugary drink on her tongue. forgetting about being in a car, you deepen the kiss to grab and pull on her, she moaned but you two jumped when you heard a car horn go off behind you.

quickly you drove off and laid your hand on her thigh, your fingers tucked between her thighs.

as you parked in the drive way, you turn to florence to see her leaning on the car door with a lazy smile.

"you're the most beautiful girl i've ever seen" you say, but she wasn't having it.

"hey! i get it we kissed but you're still a married women!"

"married to you!" you laugh and watch as her face bright up.

"we're married?" she gasps and you nod, "you love me?" nearly bringing tears to her face.

"yes darling, i love you. now let's get your drunk ass to bed"

"that wasn't very nice!"

[ghostlysenses]

The Grave in the Shack.

Hi how are you? I just had an idea for an sbi fanfic so imagine like the reader is dying and they say “the last time you held me like this was when I was a kid” while they laugh it off. I know it doesn’t make much sense but I tried- hope you are having a good day/afternoon/night make sure to drink water and eat something :) 🏃‍♀️

Im good!!! how r u? and also i love this!

Mmmm might make this sadder c: but with a happy kind of ending

cried while making this

TW: cussing, death, blood, long

SBI x younger! reader!

Requested by @imkindalostrn

You always ate breakfast with your family.

Wilbur would sit on your left, Techno on your right, and Tommy and dad in front of you.

You were the youngest in the family

so naturally they were all very protective of you and would kill anyone who literally breathed wrong near you.

After breakfast you and Tommy went outside to play in the snowy tundra

You and tommy built snow castles

made snow angles

and had amazing snowball fights

Wilbur watched from the window

Techno watched from the porch

and Philza was relaxing in the living room

“Y/N! come look!”

you raced to tommy as he pointed at the ice, you could see some fish swimming around

you looked in awe

you and Tommy spent so much time together, you two were inseparable

If only he didn’t allow you separate from him that day...

After looking at the fishes, Tommy wanted to play a game of ball, you guys like to play soccer, even when its cold.

You and Tommy had a fun few rounds, him barely beating you.

At some point though

Tommy kicked the ball in the forest on accident

“Ill go get it y/-“

“Ive got it!”

you started running before he could even finish.

he laughed a bit and let you go get the ball

but when you didn’t come back after 2 minutes he.. he got kinda scared

He walked into the forest, and after about 5 minutes he found you

Bloody

crying

claw marks on your stomach

laying on the ground

breathing

but slowly

he immediately got out his communicator

he messaged

“hlp y/n hurtget here ASAP” (yes just like that)

with the cords

As soon as everyone looked at their communicator they were up.

Techno stood up and RAN like he was the flash

dodging everything that was in his way like it was nothing

mans used his trident to VOULT himself over things

the voices were screaming “Help them! Kill whomever hurt them, we need them, we love them to much to let them die” and over his voices were his own thoughts

“They can’t die, they dont know how much they mean to me, if they dont live, i dont know what ill do with myself”

As soon as techno got up Wilbur did too.

HE FUCKING JUMPED OUT OF HIS WINDOW

AND ONTO THE ROOF

THEN OFF THE FUCKING ROOF AND ONTO THE GROUND

(its safe dw its not to high up)

MAN SPRINTED TO THE LOCATION

he was crying

“please be okay, please be okay” was all that we was thinking

Wilbur knows how much you must be panicking right now... and he wants nothing more than to be there and tell you its okay

Once Techno started running was when Philza stood up, mans ran so hard out the front door he TRIPPED.

He got up and opened his wings to fly to you

every memory of you flashing in his head

from you laying on his chest as baby, sleeping blissfully as he watched you with adoration

to yesterday when you were hitting Wilbur with a spoon

“My baby...” was all that he was thinking

When they finally arrived they saw Tommy trying to stop the bleeding but it was to much.

Techno used a healing potion but you had already lost so much blood

Wilbur could see you were crying, that there was still some fear in your eyes no matter how calm you looked, he grabbed your hand right away... trying to comfort you.

Then there was philza, he was cradling you like someone would a baby.

He was crying

everyone knew at that moment

there was no saving you.

You looked at your brothers and smiled, then stared up at your dad.

“the last time you held me like this I was a baby!” you laughed a bit, blood spitting up.

You smiled at him

“I love you...all of you... my family...”

You closed your eyes, a smile on your face...

that was the last time they heard your voice.

Philza held your corpse closer to him, sobbing harshly... “My baby....my little angel...please..”

His world came crashing down on him, the worst thing that can ever happen to a parent is the loss of their child.

Techno’s breathing hitched.

He remembers when you were just a baby.

You were a small fragile thing and he swore to be there for you.

The small little runt that sat as his feet while he braided their hair

was now gone...

Wilbur was in complete shock.

His mind couldn’t comprehend anything that just happened.

His baby sibling who he would make lullaby’s for was suddenly gone.

This is a reason why he would go insane in pogtopia later.

Tommy

Tommy blamed himself for ages

Maybe if he didnt kick that ball

maybe if he went to grab it

maybe...

He misses you

You were the only person who understood him and was on his side.

He doesnt know what to do without you.

You were buried near the house.

Philza made a small clearing near the house

He built a small shack around it with a fire place and lanterns, it was homely.

“To keep their spirit warm forever” thats what he said when he was questioned why it was there.

Nobody in the family ever provided context of how you died.

They only said cryptic things like

“they’re in the shack, like always”

“We/I love them”

“We/I visit them a lot”

“We/I bring them gifts on holidays”

“They liked the snow”

etc

they actually did spend holidays in that small shack, when asked why theyd always say

“Holidays are for the family”

they would still get you gifts too

before wilbur blew up l’manberg he visited you

“I love you very much... ill see you soon”

After that

ghostbur would ask around for you

once he figured out, he remembered what happened and would once again return to being cryptic abt it.

he visited a lot and would also join in during hoildays

Philza left for L’manburg at some point

he still visited you as much as he could though

even after killing wilbur

He still went to holiday gatherings

but when he was on house arrest he was pissed

he wanted to see you

and everytime he begged to be out and asked why he would just say “please! they need me! they need me..”

They wouldn’t let him out

but when he would sneak out he visited you

Fundy knew why he wanted to leave, hell he’s been to the shack himself when he was younger

he heard many stories about you...

and he felt bad for not letting philza visit you.

When the butcher army came to techno and saw the shack

they all walked in, thinking it was a storage area

but when the were met with a grave with unopened gifts around it from many years and even ones to this year... they were...

saddened...

they didnt know what happened to you but your grave brought them to tears

‘Y/N M/N Minecraft

An amazing family member,

Singer and piano player

Dueling fighter and story listener

Sibling and explorer

Child and angel

We love you and miss you

never stop brighting the world up

with your smile’

they wiped their tears though and went to techno.

but before they brought him to l’manburg

Quackity looked at tubbo and the shack

he nodded

Tubbo lead Techno to the shack and said

“For one last goodbye..”

Techno walked in...

“I promise you ill be safe..for you, i love you”

he kept his promise and returned safely to show you.

When Tommy was exiled and ran away to techno he visited you and would even sleep in the shack sometimes.

He missed you a lot.

he played chirp for you and he promised he would one day play mellohi and cat for you again one day

he knew how much you loved them.

He would always visit for holidays but never regularly

but after he got his discs back

he kept his promise and played them for you.

They loved you

and promised they would do anything it takes to get you back.

You mean a lot to this world and them

and when Tommy came to them (Philza, techno, Ghostbur) telling them that dream has a revive book and they need to get you back.

they were ecstatic and couldn’t agree more

[xgryffinwhore]

september nights

request:  i was wondering if you could write another soft bill smut? i don’t really have a specific plot in mind, we’re just really lacking content on tumblr rn :( in some really precarious place where they don’t want to get caught

warnings: soft smut, like i mean very soft.

word count: 2118

before your lips met bill denbrough’s, love was always, to say the least, a conundrum. lets be real for second, boys wasted your time, and you let them. only the cute ones of course. you are a hopeless romantic, drunk off of molly ringwald and john travolta films. you wanted any relationship you had to be just like the movies.

through your heart breaks, your best friends stood by you, your losers. eddie, richie, bev, stan, ben, and bill. for each tear you shed a punch was thrown to the man who caused it, they were protective over you. bill the most though, he always got so defensive when you were in the mix. all throughout middle & high school, bill has had to deal with every guy who even dares to think about breaking your heart.

“its not fair bill” you wailed into your pillow. he stroked your back and hushed you, his eyes welling with tears. “im never fucking good enough for any guy and its so fucking sad!” your complaints being cut off mid sentence by a choked out cry. “y-y/n. all of y-your boyfriend are i-idiots. anyone w-who would d-d-do this to you isnt w-worth your t-time. anyone w-would be the luckiest in the w-world to have y-you in their life” you picked your head up and looked at him with swollen lips and blood shot eyes “there no one out there for me bill, no one.” 

he bit his lip, fighting back any tears dripping from his eyes “they j-just dont see how p-pretty you are. how g-gentle and caring and s-s-sweet, and h-how your face c-can light up any room. theyre f-fucking idiots, and you d-deserve m-more.” you clearly thought he was being nice, because you could take a MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN hint, so you replied “i wish there was someone out there like you, for me, that thinks of me the way you do.” 

he furrowed his brows, tossing his head back and running his fingers furiously through his hair. “d-dammit y/n!” he cursed “cant you s-see what ive b-been trying to say? w-w-what ive been t-trying to say f-for the last f-five years!?!” your expression was bewildered, your brain was going a mile a minute trying to figure out what he meant. his frustration got the best of him, he got up and stormed out the door,  feeling embarrassed and stupid for trying to make you understand how he felt.

he was half way out your front door, fuming for his keys lodged deep into his front pocket; when suddenly:

“bill!”

his head turned at the call of his name, “y-y/n please i d-”

smack.

your lips locked with his, he rain pouring heavily outside. bills lips stilled at the contact, but this lasted briefly, he deepened this kiss by pulling you in to his abdomen by your mid back. your bunched the front of his base ball t shirt with your fists, and he did the same but with your hair.

the rest is basically history.

now six months later, and you couldnt have been happier. bill knew how to treat you, nights out twice a week (you always wanted to pay but bill insisted,) holding your hand to and from classes, he let you borrow have his varsity baseball jacket, which smelt just like him and was a little too big for you. 

when he would drop you off and your classes, he would always grab your hand and transfer a tiny piece of paper into your palm. when you got into class to unfold it, it was always a cute little message about his love for you. 

bill had it bad for you, everyone knew that, and you loved every minute of it. he met every and any standard you had, and exceeded your expectations. 

it was september, still warm enough in derry to wear shorts, so you and your friends thought of a last hurrah for the ending of the summery weather.

“camp out, its nearly perfect” Richie exclaimed. eddie rolled his eyes “like youve ever been near anything perfect toizer, do you even know what perfect means?” richie shoved eddie “yeah eddie i actually have. have you seen amanda’s tits?”

 you tuned out richie and eddies bickering as you’re boyfriend cleared his throat. “you g-gonna go?” he said into your ear, “only if you promise to wear bug spray bill, you know how bad-” he cut you off with a kiss, his mouth forming a small smile at how cute you were. “get a room, honestly” stan poked, pda wasn’t his favorite... “at least i h-have something to k-kiss aye s-stannie”

you arrived at the edge of the forest, parking your car at the last parking ish space. you walked toward the sounds of ben and richie fighting, and came to see that richie really went all out. three tents, sticks for a fire, and more snacks than anyone needed. 

you all spent the remanence of the daylight dancing in the light sky, sharing stories, and eating waaaay too many chips. it was dark now, you all huddled in a circle near the fire; making small talk and trying not to admit you were all very tired.

“ok folks, im off to bed” richie yawned “me stan eddie n’ mike will take the green tent, bev and ben in the red.” richie paused and smirked over at you and bill, you were tangled in his limbs, golfed in his navy blue pull over. “and uh- heh- billy boy and y/n in the yellow tent eh?” you could practically feel bills eye roll, god richie was so immature.

“w-we dont have to s-sleep in the s-s-same tent, i c-can ask ben if he’d s-switch” you look up at bill and reassure him “bill no- its not a big deal, right?” he tucks your hair behind your ear and kisses the side of your temple “c-course not.”

you both went into the tent, bill began to unroll the blankets you both had packed tightly into your bags. You both set up your makeshift bed, bill leaned against a pile of pillows while you hugged his side, your face buried in his neck. his smell was absolutely intoxicating; his skin had remanence of his milk and honey body wash, but it was slightly overpowered by wintergreen, clove, and his bourbon cologne. 

you were like this for around an hour, the orange crank-powered lantern being the only source of light. you switch positions though, you now laid your head on his lap, reading a magazine you stole from the hair salon. he watched your eyes scan every letter, when you read something funny you’d huff to yourself, and when something was intresting you stuck your tongue out from between your teeth. he adored you.

“d-dont stay up t-too late” he stroked your hair off your shoulder “we have t-to have you w-well r-r-rested.” you sat up from beside him, as he adjusted the pillows and took off his pull over, then his pants. he got under the covers and waited for you.

“nice donut boxers” you laughed. “s-shut up” he blushed and regreted not changing them when he had the chance. you turned around took off your shirt, you were shy about how you looked, but it was just bill. it was just bill. you heard his breath hitch, his eagerness radiating off his body onto yours. the air became tense as you unzipped your pants and threw them to the corner. you turned around, bills pupils growing until you were completely facing him.

“yeah i know. mine are boring” you laugh nervously, brushing your hair behind your ear and getting under the covers next to him. he didnt respond, he couldnt take his eyes off of you.you began to sit up again “i can go put back on-” “n-no!” he interrupts, his blush taking up his entire face.

“i j-j-just cant b-believe i g-get to see something s-so special” he gulped “s-so b-b-b-beautiful.”

you grabbed him by his shoulders and kissed him, hard. youve been with boys before, i mean youve dated plenty of people. but no one ever called your body special. hot, yeah. nice, yeah. beautiful, sure. but no one ever thought that it was special. 

bill was a kind boy, the most you two have ever done is get each other off with your hands, always clothed. bill never asked to see more, he felt lucky enough just to make you feel good, and that was enough for him. so when you felt the heat of his hands hovering over your body but not touching it, you new you’d have to call the shots tonight.

“bill,” you laid down “just touch me everywhere, please.” he crawled in between your legs, kneeling so that he could lean over your face “m-my pleasure.”

he traced your collar, leaving small, delicate, kisses to make up for what his fingers left behind as they trailed. he kissed the valley between your breasts, licking slow striped down your skin. he picked up your upper back a little and cocked his head to the side, you nodded and he unclipped your bra. he sat their with his mouth open, taking in the view. you blushed and muttered “hey, keep that mouth to good use.” he dipped down and sucked on your nipples, his mouth felt so good against your skin grazed with goosebumps. he was gingerly with his tongue, it was sexy, it was romantic. he kissed down your stomach, his fingers sweeping down your sides. you could see his member pressing against his boxers, the pressure made him wince every once in a while. his fingers met your panties and he hooked them. again, he looked up for permission, you nodded once again. 

he brought your underwear down your legs and off, looking back to see what he had relieved. he licked his lips, getting ready to please you more than he already did. but you felt bad, bill always gave gave and gave. “its ok, im ready right now.” bill looked up at you in shock, he wasnt expecting you’d want to go all the way. “y/n, y-youre sure?” you lean up and kiss his lips, swiping your tongue against his bottom lip “please.”

he pulled down his boxers eagerly, his member sprung out to hit his stomach. he lined up with you, checking once more that it was ok. then he pushed in, bottoming out. he felt bigger than you thought, of course he was well endowed, but he filled you up so well. you mewled, the pain and pleasure making a delicious feeling that made your toes curl.

he waited, but began slowly moving after a bit. he grunted, feeling you wrapped around him was something he’d never be able to get out of his head he thought to himself. he grunted “f-fuck this feels g-good’ he grunted, his breath becoming heavy and full of lust. with every stroke, you felt yourself get more and more lost in the bliss he made you feel. “youre making me feel so good  bill” you moan, the sound of his name coming out of your mouth driving him absolutely crazy. he speeds up, loving the view of your face contorting in pleasure and your body moving with his. 

he couldnt help but feel admiration to you, your hair formed a halo around your head, and the sweat that coated your skin made you glisten in the orange light. “im t-the luckiest in the world” he husks, holding your cheek. 

you felt the knot in your core coming undone, “bill im close” you strain, trying not to be too loud so you dont wake your friends. he moved your leg up to his shoulder, hitting you from a different, deeper angle. his fingers went to your clit, making you bite your had to stop you from screaming. “you l-look so p-pretty y/n, t-taking me s-so well. making y-you feel so good.” “so good bill” you repeat, drunken off his cock and fingers. 

without warning, you came came, your legs spazzing as you moaned “fuck bill” he followed, his hips stuttering, as he cried out into your shoulder. he pulled out and laid next to you, both of you breathing heavily and coming off your highs. 

“y/n” he looked at you “t-that was really j-just wow- thank y-you.” you kissed him, chaste and sweet “that was great yeah?” “it w-was perfect babe. t-thank you f-for t-that. i love you y-y/n.”

“i love you too bill.”

he sat up, his fingers dancing on your inner thigh.

“y/n?”

“yeah?”

“c-can we p-please do t-that again?”

[existeri-m4yhem]

why soft bf fnf soft is transgender and awesome - An analysis by a trans softie kinnie

LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS !!!! I HAVENT HAD THIS ACCOUNT FOR A DAY AND IM ALREADY GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU !!!!

like,,, we know Soft BF right ??? Of course we do ... we've played soft mod (( the best mod ever )) so why dont we dive into the protagonist - Benjamin Fairest .

Benjamin's palette / colour scheme

look at him,, transmasc swag RADIATES from Ben .......... But his colours ...... They can make over 20 trans flags ( as seen below )

SEE ?? HE'S GENDER !! GENDER I SPEAK !!

i know that soft's design formula is meant to be a softer version of pre-existing character with softer personality (( i have a sona w softs design formula ) ... But hear me out, please-

literally no balls, no penis

do i have to explain

THERE IS NO BALLS !!!!!! THEREFORE NO PENIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How would this work in the story of Soft ?

Simple . Very simple . Too simple .

While still on the run, Benjamin came out to Pico ( since ben feared how pico would react to seeing the lack of penis or balls when getting freaky on a friday night yea )

After Softie told Pico, Toughie was PERFECTLY accepting ( like the perfect boyfriend soon to be my husband ) and worked up some money to get Ben a haircut, soon a binder ( AND DEF SOME PRIDE PINS )

and like,, SOFTIE WAS JUST SHOWING OFF HIS NON-CIS SWAG DURING SOFT !! BEN WILL ESCAPE HIS PARENTS SOON, SO WHY NOT ??

post chapter 5

Toughie stole the fairests money after they got their asses WHOOPED n arrested for abuse .. Deciding to use the money to pay for Ben's top surgery n testosterone ( Ben decided to get the legal name n sex changed on his own, which Pico was okay with )

transmasc swag voice

i know Soft Bf's VA ( ToastLord ) said she was asked to do something that more sounded Deku from MHA, but fuck that i want to prove my point .

This is from August but still proves my point .. THAT VOICE DOES NOT SOUND CIS . PURE TRANSGENDER ENERGY . PRE-HRT, GOT VOICE TRAINING, JUST CAME OUT TO UR SUPPORTING BF ENERGY WITH THAT VOICE .

Benjamin Fairest ... Is gender ....... The truest gender of them all

also im trans so i can make my favourite kin trans fuck you .

Thank you for coming to Ted-Talk .

[ghostofscarley]

Best Years

Adrian Pucey x Reader

Inspired by 'Best Years' - 5 Seconds Of Summer

you've got a million reasons to hesistate

but darling the future's better than yesterday

i wasted so much time on people that reminded me of you

gave you a million reasons to walk away

the closed curtains that hang off his bed post block the rays of sun that try to pierce through as the morning light spews across the dorm room. the joyful chirps and gleeful squeaks of the hogwarts grounds critters only further aggravate him. how can such creatures seek and find happiness when he has been struggling for the last few months.

does she still think of him?

he knows that he still thinks of her

do memories of them invade her thoughts?

she’s all he can think about

she always has been

so what happened?

*flashback*

“honestly daphne, i dont know how many times ill have to tell you,” he was exhausted mentally, how could someone be so persistent, “im in a happy relationship and do not wish to end it nor seek for an affair. i dont want you.”

“ade, come on,” she pulls him closer, running her fingers up his arm, “i mean, you’re a slytherin, i’m a slytherin, it only makes sense. why be with a half-blood gryffindork when you have a pure-blood right here."

“you know i don’t care about blood purity,” internally he was raging, however the stone faced boy didn’t want to give her the satisfaction of knowing he was riled, “honestly you’re just pathetic daphne. this only further proves why id pick her over you"

“i mean think about it ade,” she huffed, clearly not liking that she wasnt changing his mind, “we basically look the same,  the only difference is my blood is as pure as can be, her blood is tainted, and shes in the opposing house. youre fucking our enemy."

“stop calling me that, you’re acting like a brat,” he called out whilst trying to put as much distance between them as possible, “blood purity is complete bullshit but if anything, she’s more pure than you could ever be, the house rivalry is complete bullocks and what we do is none of your business!"

though she knew he wouldn’t see her smirk, it was definitely heard through the tone of her voice

“if she’s so important to you than where is your little trophy now?” she wanted some kind of reaction from him, if she couldn’t have him, she might as well stir shit, “where is this ‘goddess of a woman’ that you call yours if she isn’t at your hip.  oh wait, i heard that you both were planning on having a date. so why are you here adrian? oh i knew you wanted to spend time with me."

shit

with that, adrian took off into a sprint, daphne’s cackle of a giggle ricocheting off the walls of the empty hallway, in an attempt to reach the library as quick as possible

where is she

upon reaching the entrance of hogwarts' library, adrian was upset as he could not see the familiar head of y/h/c hair, instead coming across small groups of first years

"ah pucey," the potions professor’s easily distinguishable voice hit adrian’s ears, "looking for y/l/n i presume? well dont bother looking here, she left a few minutes ago. she seemed upset."

for a man whose face usually displayed apathy, he looked pretty smug

"do you happen to know which direction she went professor?" he couldnt bare to think about her upset, not when she was usually a walking ball of sunshine. he knew she wouldve been a puff if she wasnt his sassy little lion

"i can only assume she returned to her common room." and with a dramatic swish of his robes, he left

theatrical much

making his way to the gryffindor common room, he could hear a familiar voice

one he did not favour, nor did he expect

"ah y/n, you shouldve seen it," with an almost iron-like grip, daphne had a hold of y/n’s forearm, "adrian just wouldnt let me leave. he had me pinned against the wall with his hand twirling my y/h/c strands. i’m sorry girly but it was bound to happen. i mean everyone saw it coming."

it seemed as if adrian couldn't move

why wasnt his sass pot of a girlfriend saying anything

before y/n had a chance to, her best friends, george and fred weasley had stepped out of the common room, upon hearing their best friends name being said by a not so pleasant voice

"i suggest you move along greenass before things get ugly," george muttered, however fred continued

"we've been working on a few new pranks and havent been able to test them out."

"whatever, i was just leaving," she scowled before turning to y/n, "it's cute that you thought you had a chance. i mean, we do look pretty identical. a shame your pretty self holds such dirty blood."

and with that, daphne skipped off, smirking when she saw adrian but saying nothing

it was clear to the twins that y/n was about to burst into tears

it was evident to adrian too and it absolutely broke him

like magic, his legs began to move again as he quickly made his way over to the trio, hoping he could get a word in though it seemed as if he was too late

"y/n, i swear, dont trust a thing she was saying, please ju-"

"honestly mate, i dont know what your deal is and frankly, i dont care, but i really thought you were different," fred cut in. he took his role as a best friend and an older brother seriously, and having a dear friend of his on the brink of tears tipped the usually happy boy off, "i dont know if this is tolerable within your house but it sure as hell isnt within ours. you know, i quite liked you pucey, for you made our friend happy, and for that we welcomed you. i'm not one to believe the words of daphne greengrass of all people. what made her words seem believable, however, was the fact that y/n was here outside of our common room when george and i knew that she had left because she had 'a date with adrian'. so where were you? what was so important that you werent where you said you would be?"

"you know what, i dont even care about where you were," george said immediately after, not giving adrian even a chance to open his mouth, "look at her adrian. you said youd treasure her, that youd make her happy. and we believed you. because she was happy with you. her smile was at its brightest, and that, for us, proved to us that you were the one for her. but now i'm seeing that we may have been wrong. and fred and i are not ones to admit that often."

"georgie," a sniffle and then the smallest of voices was heard from the three boys, "can you and freddie give us a moment? please."

the twins faces softened, nodding towards the girl before turning to return to the common room, but not before scowling at the slytherin chaser

"where were you ade?" her voice was small, quiet, soft yet it did anything but calm adrian, "you told me to meet you at the library and i waited and waited and you were a no show."

where was his lion

"i promise i wasnt with daphne- well i was but i didnt have her pinned. everything she said to you was a lie, please understand that."

adrian was desperate

"that doesn't answer my question adrian," she took a deep breath, "where were you?"

"i forgot that i had told you to wait at the library and was returning to the slytherin common room when i ran into daphne. only then did i remember about our date."

as bad as it sounded, adrian did not want to lie and so he hung his head in shame

"so we spend weeks planning for this date YOU suggested and then you forget? how does that happen adrian? like i genuinely dont understand. you want me to understand? help me understand."

"i couldn't think about anything else but the fact that daphne was always around, pestering us and the thought clouded my mind and i forgot about our plans."

y/n could only scoff, her usually bright y/e/c orbs clouding in distinct fury, the streaks of tears drying along her cheeks

"this insufferable girl pestering us is one thing, but blaming her for YOUR problems is another," was she being petty? she didnt know, nor did she care, "you couldve ignored her. why did you allow her to cloud your mind like that? if you dont like her, why is she plaguing your thoughts?"

that he couldnt answer

ever so slowly, the anger in her eyes disappeared as she thought about her next words

"look, i care about you ade, i really do," she wouldnt meet his eyes, instead looking anywhere but at him, "and so, i think we should take a break, see what that does for us."

before adrian could say anything, y/n placed a lingering peck on his cheek before turning and entering the gryffindor common room, leaving adrian alone with his thoughts

fuck you daphne

*end of flashback*

that was five months ago and adrian had never felt more miserable

adrian was sure that after the lengthy period of time since that encounter, it was no longer a 'break' but moreso the end of their relationship

see what that does for us

he often struggled to remove himself from the comfort of his bed, only leaving for classes and meals, though then it was (not without a struggle) with the assistance of his mates, miles bletchley and graham montague

the moping of their friend took a toll on them at first, never having seen him so.. lost

and then it just got tiring, with the struggles to take him out, to the silent sobs that wracked his body at night

but they knew that it was what adrian needed most

i mean, how do you get over a breakup with the one person you were so sure you'd be with for the rest of your life

call him crazy but he really believed he had found his soulmate in her

and he went and screwed it up

"come on mate," miles was soft with his voice, not wanting to further upset the already saddened boy, "it's time to go off to dinner, maybe we can try and eat a little bit more today?"

adrian could only shrug his shoulders, wrapping his robes around him before moving to stand between graham and miles

the two boys looked at each other over adrian’s shoulder, exchanging small, hopeful smiles

upon reaching the common room, they were met with a not so quiet common room, for it was not empty

"wow, you look like shit," daphne chuckled, getting a kick out of what has been happening, "what happened to you? havent seen the light of day?"

"fuck off green," miles barked out, he was sick of the girl but there wasnt much he could do, "honestly, dont you have anything better to do."

daphne’s eyes glimmered, her smirk growing

"i mean i could go pester y/n about how i stole her boyfriend," daphne pondered, her head tilting to the side as she shifted her weight to her left leg, resting her left arm on her hip and her right hand on her face, "but she just doesnt react anymore so it's just not as fun."

miles had never wanted to be a female more just so he could bitch slap daphne and give her a piece of his mind

graham could only glare at the girl

see, miles and graham had a soft spot for the kind-hearted gryffindor whom was once with their friend for he had never looked so happy in their years of friendship. they found themselves enjoying the company and the rivalry of going against her in quidditch matches. so when they had first heard of the 'break', they were heartbroken for their friend, but also felt as if they had lost a friend. it hurt them to see both parties so upset. even if she refused to show it

both boys tried to move adrian away, for they could tell that he was beginning to break, having heard y/n's name

"come on ade," graham rubbed his shoulders comfortingly, looking over his shoulder to glare at daphne once more, who only just waved with a smile on her face in pure glee, "please dont cry mate. you know ill cry if you do."

adrian knew graham was trying to make him feel better but..

"she used to call me ade," adrian didnt want to think about it but it was hard not to, "what else could i have done graham? i'm still so in love with that girl. i pray every morning when i wake up and every night before i go to sleep that she'll be mine again. that this was all just a nightmare i have yet to wake up from. but then i'm hit with waves of pain and i know it's not a nightmare."

the captain and the keeper could only look at eachother before looking back to adrian, graham sending him an apologetic smile

"let's get something to eat mate," miles began to push him, "you really need it. especially with our game coming up in a few weeks."

"you know you can sit this game out if you want, especially with us going against gryffindor," graham intervened, "i can only assume angelina is allowing her to do the same."

adrian could only shake his head

"i just want her back man," adrian muttered, "i miss her so much. i miss holding her and how easy it was due to our height difference. i miss how competitive she was when we played against gryffindor, or even when it came to card games. i miss how peaceful and serene she'd look as she slept, even the smallest glimpse before i fell asleep brung such happiness to my life. i just.. miss her."

"i'm so sorry mate." was all miles could say

upon reaching the entrance of the great hall, the slytherin trio ran into a familiar gryffindor trio

whilst the twins wanted to scowl at adrian, the sight of him so down made them feel empathetic

at the same time, graham and miles felt saddened seeing how hurt the girl truly was and so, before adrian and y/n could realise just how close they were to eachother, the four boys smiled sympathetically at each other before moving to their respective tables

"let's go mate," miles continued to pat adrian’s back, whilst still looking back to check on the trio of lion's, "you can have the first serving if you want."

adrian sported a small smile which didnt go unnoticed by his friends whom shared a smile, happy with the sight

for the first time in a while, adrian began to joke around more, chuckling and laughing with graham and miles

he also began to eat more, which made the two feel happy

he was slowly building himself back to the person he was

"do you remember when cassius and had to replace peregrine because he had a detention with snape to complete and he almost let go of the bat?" adrian asked, laughing at the memory, "cassius went so red, he couldve been mistaken for a gryffindor ti-"

adrian cut himself off towards the end of his sentence as he met a certain female gryffindor's eyes

both adrian and y/n's eyes widened upon making eye contact before her eyes snapped back to george's, her cheeks reddening

adrian could only smile a little before turning back to face graham, who turned around to see what made adrian smile, but smirked when he made eye contact with y/n, her face flushing even more

"seems like someone still has a bit of a crush on our boy," graham wiggled his eyebrows, chuckling when adrian’s face tinted pink, "how cute."

"making eye contact from across the great hall doesn't mean she has a crush on me," adrian sighed, i mean a boy could wish, "if anything she was probably looking at someone else."

"yeah sure, ok mate," miles chuckled, "if the eye contact didnt give anything away, those red cheeks of hers definitely did. and besides, there's no other table behind us genius. she's still into man."

adrian looked up once more to see her smiling, before he looked back down at his place, using his fork to push around the leftovers

*a few weeks pass*

"we know that angelina always goes for the right hoop only to turn towards the left last second," graham deducts, before turning to miles, "if you could gate keep the right when she has the quaffle before swiftly moving to the left a few seconds before she's in shooting range, we may be able to block her. adrian, if you and cassius could put distance between us three, without straying too far, we may be able to pass the quaffle over swiftly. peregrine, lucian, try not to knock out a player this time, we want to win fairly, show them that our house can win from strategy and not power and cheating. y/n is definitely their most agile player, she's really good at defense, and with angelina's speed, that can guarantee a few goals, so miles, you may need to up your defense. ronald isnt the worst keeper, he just has a lack of experience. at least that's what we hope for. with training though, it could be very promising for their team. with ginny near him, it would mean that whether we make the goal or not, it would be quick for them to get the quaffle back to our side of the field. terrence, you know not to exert yourself. of course we want to catch the snitch but if it's too dangerous then dont push yourself. safety is key. we all know harry is one of hogwarts' best seekers but with agility and strategy, i think we could win."

when graham became captain, he had offered terrence higgs' role of seeker back to him for he wanted team mates of skill, not of wealth. it was also a no-brainer that his role as captain has secured them a few wins.

the team cleared out of their designated tower before returning to the castle

i wanna hold your hair when you drink too much

and carry you home when you cannot stand up

you did all these things for me when i was half a man for you

i wanna hold your hand while we're growing up

so the slytherin team did not end up winning, but it wouldve been a close call, had they caught the snitch, with a score of 220-80

with the gryffindor's celebrating in their common room, it left the other houses to do as they please

adrian was making his way to the library to return a book he had borrowed when he saw a familiar figure sitting on a bench just outside of it

"y/n?" adrian was confused, she was supposed to be in the gryffindor common room, "what are you doing here? are- are you drunk?"

when she heard her name, she turned to see who called for her before smiling, her eyes sparkling

"OH! hi ade!!" she was definitely drunk, "it's been so long, how are you?"

she stumbled her way over, before taking adrian into her arms and snuggling into his neck, wrapping his arms around her waist

adrian's face and neck flushed pink, though it wasnt noticeable to the intoxicated girl

"uh- ive been good," he couldnt help but breathe in her scent, enjoying the warmth of her embrace that he has missed so much, "why are you here little lion? how did you make it down the stairs in this state?"

"dont tell anyone," she whispered, though it was already muffled as she talked into his neck, "but i snuck past georgie and freddie. it was fun. it was like the stairs were moving and before i knew it, here i was!"

adrian could only chuckle as he moved to remove her face from his neck so he could get a good look at her, her cheeks a light pink, her eyes sparkling

"i miss you so much little lion," he whispered to her, lighting running his thumb over the apple of her cheek, "you and your sassy attitude and your little snores and your big bright eyes. i dont know what id do without you."

"i'm right here ade!" she giggled, nuzzling into his neck again, "silly snake."

all of a sudden a wave of nausea hit y/n like a tsunami and the room started to spin

did adrian always have two heads

adrian noticed and quickly gathered the sick girl into his arms, book forgotten, rushing to get to the nearest bathroom

finding the closest cubicle, adrian gathered all of her hair, rubbing her back soothingly as she began to empty out her stomach

"let it all out, little lion," he shushed her, "that's it, you'll feel better."

once she had finished, she rested her head on the seat, tired

adrian worked quick to tie up her hair and clean her face before picking her up and gathering her in his arms, leaving the bathroom

he had moved his forgotten book to the front desk of the library before making his way to the stairs

removing her head from his neck, her sleepy eyes glistened with wonder before gmshe giggled and faced adrian

"the stairs are still moving ade!" she exclaimed, turning back to look at the stairs, leaning back into adrian, "its so magical"

adrian nodded as he stared at the girl in admiration

once he got to the entrance of the gryffindor common room, he pondered how he would get her inside

before he could ask her what the password was, george opened the door and popped his head out before seeing a flushed adrian and a sleepy y/n in his arms

george could only smile, thankful that his friend was safe and happy for the moment that he can only assume they had

"hey mate," george greeted adrian quietly, "ill take her from here. thanks for bringing her back. scared the life out of freddie, this one did. starting to think she's more troublesome than the infamous weasley twins."

adrian could only smile back before looking down to look at her one final time, savouring the warmth she brought

handing her over to george, he smoothed her baby hairs and fly aways back before moving to leave

"hey mate?" george called out before adrian could get too far, "she's still in love with you. it's not hard to see that. you can get her back you know. just.. give it a think."

"thanks mate," adrian felt giddy but didnt want to show it, "goodnight george. get her to bed safely for me."

he had some thinking to do

as soon as he entered his own common room, he made a beeline for the stairways to the boys dorms

"hey adrian," daphne called out in a sickly sweet voice, "come back from good time are you? maybe i could have a turn now?"

adrian felt sick

"ugh do you hear yourself? do you ever think about what you have to say?"

he was disgusted and baffled

before she could answer, miles was making his way down the stairs upon hearing adrian, distressed

"stop being a such a bitch for once in your life," miles was sick of daphne and her shit, "i understand it's something you tend to struggle with but meddling with another relationship because no one else wants you is a whole new low for you. and that would surprise most. adrian doesnt want you. he's never wanted you and he never will. and if you keep this up, no one will."

daphne was stunned and the boys took their leave before she couldve replied

"i'm honestly tired of her shit man," miles sighed, shaking his head as they made their way to their dorm where graham was waiting, "she just wont give up. i was hoping that would shut her up but it looked like she had more to say."

"where were you anyway mate?" graham asked, resting his book on his bed, "it doesn't take that long to drop off a book."

"i uh- i ran into a drunk little lion," adrian recounted, chuckling, "the little one threw herself at me before we had to rush to the bathroom so that she wouldnt get sick outside of the library."

miles and graham nodded, smiling at their friend who seemed a lot more happier than before he left. they decided not to question him anymore, all getting ready to head to bed

all adrian could think about was the way it felt to have y/n in her arms, and george's parting words

he still had a chance to get her back; he could get his little lion back, he just didnt know how

*a few weeks later*

making his way to the great hall with miles and graham, adrian couldnt contain his excitement, wanting to get to the hall as quickly as possible. miles and graham could only chuckle

"calm down mate," graham called out, "the hall isnt going to leave, no matter how magical this place may be."

"i cant help it man," adrian felt jittery, "ive been planning this for the last few weeks now and i dont want anything to go wrong."

"and it wont mate," miles cut in, placing his hand on adrians shoulder, "we'll take care of daphne, you just have to take care of the rest."

whilst miles and graham made their way towards the slytherin table, ensuring to sit near daphne, adrian made a beeline for the gryffindor table, mind racing but heart set before he came to a stop in front of y/n and her group consisting of george, fred, lee, angelina, ginny, ron, hermione and harry who all stopped to look at him

"y/n y/m/n y/l/n, my little lion," upon saying that, adrian chuckled, hearing a few others chuckle and giggle as well, "before i met you, i never thought that i could find true love and true joy, not in a single being anyway. the concept of love and commitment terrified me as it meant that when the time came, it would be a requirement to give and dedicate yourself to someone else. but then you came barrelling into my life. literally. and i understood what it meant to love someone, to commit to someone, to find true, pure joy with someone. and i wasnt terrified, not with you. once i met you, true love became so much more than a want, but rather a need. only if it was from you though. i dont want love, no, i dont want life, if it isnt with you. and i know that i havent shown that in our time together and im so sorry. i didnt show you just how treasured you are to me and i made a mess of our relationship. but from the mess that i made, and all the broken pieces of that mess, ill rebuild the house of what our relationship once was, and i promise to make up for every tear you shed. so from here on out, for as long as youll have me, ill give you the best years. and i promise you wont regret it. i just need you back in my arms and in my life as my other half."

the great hall silenced, not a sound coming from any of the tables, seemingly having heard what adrian had said as they all waited to hear y/n's response

instead of giving a verbal response, y/n jumped into adrian’s arms, wrapping her arms around his neck as she tried to get as close to him as she can, tears cascading down her face of pure love and happiness

the great hall burst into cheers and applause as the two drowned them all out in their embrace. whilst adrian nodded at the twins her had gleeful smiles on their face, happy to see their best friend happy again, y/n looked across the room, meeting the eyes of graham and miles who were so very happy for the couple to be reunited

"i love you, ade, so much," y/n whispered into his ear.

"i love you too my little lion," he tucked his head into her neck, taking in her familiar scent; his personal scent of home

ill build a house out of the mess and all of the broken pieces

ill make up for all of your tears

ill give you the best years

ill give you the best years

past love, burned out like a cigarette i promise darling you wont regret

the best years

@lilyswh0re @loverssfevers @limerenze @volturiwolf @thiswitchyweirdo

DONE OMG YES.. literally so happy with it

[sweetie-sire]

Ayo i wrote some hizzie garbage 🗑 im both sleep deprived and tired of life so whatevr have at it wolves.

Its not good so lol but this tag is dead af so idk

Also dodie is sad af

~i can finally see ~

"I dont understand how you always manage to choose her side josie" im enraged beyond what i thought i could ever possibly be and my naive idiot little sister doesnt manage to get it through her thick little skull. Mikaelson is gone.

"No lizzie YOU dont understand, shes just lost she needs us now more than ever! How can you not see that?!" Shes been at this for the past 20 minutes and quite frankly its getting old.

"Jo, all i see is our dearest dad finally finding out the prodigal daughter is just an evil coniving bitch" i see josie flinch at the dry humor but i no longer care.

~youre as fucked up as me~

Josie gets up and walks out of the room, before she exits she turns to me "I get that youre hurt lizzie but you need to remember why hope even resorted to this in the first place. She gave up her life and landons life just to make sure everyone else would be ok." I can see that bringing up landon hurts my sister there are tears in her eyes and im so tired of everyone bringing up deceased bird boy, since he will probably just find a way to come back anyway.

"Yeah well maybe we can go ask dad if we should forgive hope then!" I yell but shes already left and my snark is useless and i feel so frustrated i could tear my hair out.

~so how do we win?~

Josie has once again taken upon herself to go chasing after our long lost tribrid trying to find a way to help her or whatever. I know just the way to help hope.

Cleo sowande is my very own personal hero right now.

~brave face talk so lightly, hide the truth~

Im driving from dead end to dead end and all i can manage to think about is hopes stupid evil "im a Mikaelson fear me" face and scoff

The balls on this bitch.

I pull up on a trail i picked up and the feeling of this dive bar is more unsettling than the last. I walk in and instantly feel the need to relieve my stomach of its contents.

Theres body parts and blood everywhere. Some guys head chopped off by a pool table. Brutal i dont even know how nobody has been in here to clean up the mess. Oh a concealment spell nice to know she cares about some things i guess. She could have at least lit the place on fire.

~im sick of losing soulmates so where do we begin?~

"Why would i burn my own room down Lizzie"

"With my family history im not exactly immune to those issues. I would never say that stuff about you"

I scoff remembering that and for some reason the back of my throat feels tight.

Josie may be right she might need help, but i cant find it in me to see the same girl thats understanding and i have grown to begrudgingly tolerate to be the one leaving a trail of bodies up and down the coast.

She mauled my dad whats stopping her from doing the same to the rest of us.

And i might have grown to love her too but josie is too soft to do what needs to be done.

Someone has to stop her.

~time and hearts will wear us thin so which path will you take~

I dont know what the fuck possessed me to say that idiocy. Impending death? Minute insanity? I can see the little gears in her tiny evil head turning

Theres a spark of someone i used to know flicker through her eyes.

And i see it the moment the hurt flashes in her mind what she went through to get to this point. I see her intent

The resolve. To end me. What did i expect?

Some sick twisted voice in my head tells me to keep going and see if i can reach her.

I slowly try to approach her and my voice is cracking i dont even know what im saying anymore

I see it in her eyes whatever hope was left is gone

Ironic

Before she has a chance to snap and as soon as i feel her hands wrap around my neck i rush forward

I close my eyes and say fuck it.

God i must really be crazy.

Her lips are unmoving but still soft i must have caught her by surprise because im still alive so i press on and i can feel her reciprocrate for a second and theres relief in my heart that maybe this will all turn out ok. Due to an unconsensual kiss of all fucking things.

Its something i never really considered doing while i was on my way here but minute insanity must have won over my fried brain.

I sigh as i feel soft hands tighten around my neck and it all goes black

Thats going to be one awkward as fuck conversation when she realizes im not actually dead.

Whatever serves her right.

*insert dodie lyric cuz im cant be bothered to do it*

+ lizzie wakes up and is super cool about it while hope is a crying mess on the floor cuz she killed this bombshell and sassy lizzie is everything.

[shlutnutt]

Tag

in honor of kit's birthday, why not a quick little kit smut?

starts off as a little fluff lol

warnings: smut, penetration, fingering, oral sex, just regular smut

song insp: courtship dating and affection both by crystal castles

ight so boom.

"Come on! Slow down flash." Kit yells from the other side of the asylum caf trying his best to catch up to your incredible speed. Kit and you were inseparable, no matter how many times the nuns tried seperating you guys, you'd always find a way to hang out or at least see eachother.

Playing tag was your favorite game to play since it didn't require a board game with boring little pieces or any difficult rules. "Ok! I'll give you a headstart! Only 5 seconds!" you yell back causing a little disruption. Kit speed walks towards you not wanting to run anymore.

You giggle at the sight of Kit completely out of breath infront of you as he tapped on you, causing him to giggle along with you pausing suddenly taking a second to admire the beauty he had infront of him. The eye contact you both held brought nothing but butterflies, rising your need to have his soft plump lips against yours, but you dont dare make a move preventing any sort of punishments coming from Sister Jude.

Kit grabs your hand signaling you to sit down alongside him by the window which seemed nearly empty from the patients hating the sunlight. "Hey, I have a plan.. Its risky but we can have some alone time?" Kit whispers feeling the tension you two imprisoned. Taking his hand into yours you whisper back "What's on your mind baby?". Kit plans "Well, we go back to our prison cells at 9:00 pm. Jude usually leans around till 9:30 pm. We were the only ones who ate today's toasts. Lets say we got immensely sick hey? Get our "medical help" and meet by the girl's bathroom. Whatcha think?"

You were totally down for Kit's quickie plan but were terribly scared of getting caught. Knowing the result will be awful you honestly respond with "I dunno Kit. Its very risky. But I'll do it!"

"Shh"

"Shit sorry. Only if you're staying by my side though."

"Im not leaving you alone Y/N.. We're inseparable my love, dont ever forget that. "

All of the patients were escorted to their cells for their bedtime. As soon as you hear the hourly beep for 9:00 pm you keep track of time for 30 minutes. Focusing on every minute to second that passes by from the top of your head you prepare for your act, knowing that Kit is more then ready. You soon hear familiar deep coughs from the right side of your cell, knowing it was time. As you begin coughing harshly you hear keys jingling down the hallway unlocking a cell. Knowing you were next you continue coughing almost making yourself throw up.

"Y/N! What is going on in there?!" You hear a familiar feminine voice question in concern. "I- I can't breath! My stomach is killing me!" you continue your act, pretty impressed in yourself. The lady opens your cell and your heart automatically skips a beat at the sight of your lover alongside the nun, smirking slightly in between coughs.

Each step you took down the soundless hallway to the nurses was raising your heartbeat by the second not losing the tension Kit's aurora gave you.

When you all arrived at the nurses office and sit down for a few seconds, Nurse decides to break the silence. What the hell is wrong with you two? It's literally bedtime." she questions in annoyance. You silently chuckle hearing the word "hell" come out of a nun's lips. "I don't know, I suddenly wasn't able to breath properly and my stomach started hurting really bad." Kit says in "pain" mimicing your words. "And you?" the nurse asks pointing at you with her black pen decorated with a little cross. "I feel the same way. All I ate was the buttered toast, I dont usually feel like this." You add the fact that you ate the toast to make your lie far more believable. "I ate the toast too. It seemed like nobody wanted them so I gave it a try." Kit adds, completing the perfect lie.

"Second time this week the chefs' failed once again at their job. I apologize on their behalf.. I'll get you some pain relieving pills. Give me a sec." The nun apologizes heading to the big creaky door towards the basement where all medications were in storage.

I look over at Kit nerviously, who's sitting on the patient bed, uncuffed surprisingly. He seemed so excited and just overall ready to destroy your guts. "Aren't we going?" you ask perplexed to the fact he's just sitting there smiling not moving a muscle. "Escape rules 101: Leave five seconds after your kidnapper, or you'll get caught. Boom!" You giggle at his words aware he made it all up, still taking it into advice though. "Five, four, three, two.. one! Run Y/N runnn!" he insists.

Kit grabs your hand soft but steady as he drags you down another hallway towards the girl's bathroom. Warm air kissing the both of your faces as you glide down hallway to hallway with your favorite person in hand, smiling and giggling, pure ecstasy and excitements on your faces, as you arrive at your destination.

"Check if the stalls are empty on your left im checking on my right, babe" you smile at the sudden nickname Kit had put on you and proceeded to follow his commands giving him a quick thumbs up from the other side of the bathroom signaling him that the coast was clear, he does the same.

You choose the stall furthest from the door pulling Kit in with you locking it immediately "So now what?" Kit teases almost as if he were to be taunting you, acknowledging your need through your eyes. "You tell me." you attempt to tease back. "What if I show you?" he whispers, leaning into your neck. "Show me then.." you whisper back suddenly gasping at the sudden touch of Kit's delicate pink lips against your neck. His soft kissing, licking and sucking against your neck making your core wet by the second. Becoming stressed from his soft teasing you grab his jaw gentley, leading his lips to your own.

As you two kiss passionately you feel his tongue silently asking for enterance which you allow, the makeout now becoming intense. You feel his hands suddenly lifting your gown, sliding your underwear to the side, looking you in the eye with question for consent which you also allow. Kit begins rubbing your wetness delicately as he slowly inserts a finger inside making you whimper in pleasure grabbing onto his strong masculine shoulders. With now two fingers in your core, you begin jacking off Kit through his well fitted sweats producing a light angelic moan to fall out of his lips. You decide to quickly undress him teasing his member devilishly.

"Now you'll have to finish what you started gorgeous." Kit whispers reffering to your teasing on his. You drop down to your knees slowly tracing your fingers down his body, stopping right below his belly button making him groan deeply in need. "So needy for me, baby" you tease as you suck his member whole causing him to grip your thick hair for support. The combination of your moans vibrating on his now soaked member and your massaging on his balls, made his release speed up more then ever.

"Im cl- close Y/N.. You're doing such a good job for me" he praises while nutting in your mouth which you swallow quickly, avoiding the slight bitter taste. Kit picks you up with no notice and leans you against the stall you both shared slowly sliding his member past your submerged folds. You moan instantly at the feeling of Kit's cock filling you up completely hitting your g-spot everytime. You're both breathlesss in the moment, your loud moans echoing through the flickering lights of the bathroom, holding onto his shoulders for support your arms wrapped around his muscular sweaty waist.

"F-fuck Kit. Im cu-.." not being able to finish your words due to the amazing sensation you were feeling on your core, you feel instantly empty as Kit pulls out of you to finish your high with his mouth.

Kit tongue fucks you, and licks between your folds to finally sucking on your clit liberating your release in his mouth which he sucks up every drop of. Your body collapses onto his still trying to process the intense moment you both divided.

"I love you, Y/N" Kit lovingly says while lookin down at you with innocent eyes. "I love you too, Ki-"

Getting brutally interrupted you hear screaming "Where the hell are you two!" you both hear the nurse, footsteps running up and down the hallways. You quickly get dressed and kiss Kit your goodbyes as he flies past the huge door into the boys' bathroom which luckily was right next to the girls'.

"I-Im here!" you manage to scream back, sticking two fingers down your throat forcing yourself to throw up. "I just got really sick and needed to throw up, sorry." you apologize looking up at the lady who's eyes were boiling in anger. You were pretty sweaty, hair tousled, and hands were shaky. Made your lie pretty believable. "Where's kit?" nurse asks calmly this time now that she's found you. "Im not too sure I think he ran to the boys' room, he got really red and well ran out, seemed sick also." You manage to convince.

Nurse walks out, disgusted by your view heading into the boys' room in which she's not allowed into. You jump at the scary sounds Kit made from the other side of the wall, relieved you two had mentally communicated the same plans.

Managing to clean yourself up a bit you hear hard knocking on the girls' bathroom door. You timidly open up to the view of nurse and Kit. Relieved you smile to yourself a little, Kit realizes and taps on you playfully.

"You're it, loser."

[tomdiddlyumptious]

P.P| No, You Actually Dont

Summary: the lies are unbearable, especially when your vulnerable.

Warnings: language, insecurity? Cheating? Idk i just didnt feel happy on valentines so why not. I also dont know what this is-

A/n: for this im pretty sure i listen to blondie by current joys, kids byyyy....?? Oh! Current joys, and space song by beach house.

MY REQUESTS ARE OPENNNNN~

You stood, clutching the roses in your hand with a wide smile on your face, about to knock on peters apartment door.

Its valentines day, the day you both got together, the day he had balls to ask you out. And it went on for 5 years, youve never fell out off love for eachother, at least you didnt think so.

So you eagerly bit your lip, knocking on the door with your free hand. “I think the pizzas here!” Peter yelled to make your eyebrows furrow, slowly letting your hand drop as you grew curious, hearing the door creek open “hi- oo-o” he said, looking at you while holding onto the door.

“Hi....peter...haha” you let out an awkward laugh, “hi my love, i wasn’t expecting you to be here....?” “Peter!” Your eyebrows furrowed as you heard someone in the back “what do you mean peter? Do you know what day it is”

“Yeah...its valentines day?” He said, looking away then looking right back. “Exactly peter- fuckin valentines day....and youre here with liz? Do you know what other day it is?” You asked, holding the flowers tight.

“I-i-“ “peter we fucking celebrated this for 5 years...how could you forget?” You asked, looking at him while his face grew red “did you also forget im your girlfriend or do i have to set a reminder for that too?” You asked, he let his mouth open before it closed again, not knowing what to say.

“Peter you said you wanted to watch this- y/n?” Liz asked, walking from the livingroom to you both, confused spread across her face. “Dont play fucking dumb, you knew today was- is our day” you said, biting your cheek and tapping your foot aggressively against the ground under you.

“Y/n this isnt a good time” he said, not wanting to argue and thats when your mouth slightly opened, fighting back tears that were gonna pool your eyes. “M-me? N-not the right t-time? P-peter” you looked, tilting your head at him as he gave you a sorry face. Liz stood in the background looking at you, still not knowing whats going on.

“Fuck you peter, its our fucking anniversary” you pushed the flowers in his chest, flipping off liz and swiftly walking off.

And you walked, the rain pouring as your fists were clenched tight, tears slipping away free willingly as you thought about the current situation, why you?.

You went to MJs, soaken on her front door, she asked what happened, you simply broke down on your knees and started to cry, heartbroken.

She immediately came outside, even in her small pajamas and bended down, holding you, getting herself soaken as she held you in her neck, letting you pour your heart out.

Peter tried his best to act like everything was okay, but it wasnt, he wanted to talk about his feelings with you but also wanted to give you your time, so he did, until he called you three days later.

And there you sat, on the couch, eyes droopy as he could tell you weren’t really taking care of yourself. You cuddled yourself while peter silently sat across from you, not knowing how to make conversation.

“Y/n...i swear i forgot” “weve been dating for five years peter, what is there to forget? You love liz dont you? Is this why you act like this? Why you havent gave me your full attention? You dont love me do you” and with that you broke your own heart, he doesnt love you. You cried, sniffled, and peter just watched, breaking his own heart too.

“Y/n i love you, i swear on my life i do” he sniffed, standing up and getting on his knees, his hands holding your chin making you look at his teary gaze.

“No you dont peter, just admit it” you said, he wiped your eyes. “Y/n i love you....im just not in love with you”

You heard your heart crack, literally you could hear your heart crack like glass. You frowned as your mouth slightly opened, your eyebrows furrowed as your eyes teared. “Please dont cry” he pleaded, looking up at you in a begging way and you couldnt help it, your shoulders slumped as you felt like you could barely breath, peter hugged you tightly, feeling the tears come down on his neck.

“I thought you wre the love of my life” you whispered, “i did too, y/n” he said, rubbing your back “i still love you, and my love will never be leaving y/n. I just want you to know that” he muttered, now playing with the material of your black sweater, while you just stared at the wall frozen, you didnt even hug him back, you just sat there, tears rolling down yout cheek as tou didnt know what else to do.

“Y/n?” “.......yes...” “I hope you love me too” his lips came together, leaning closer in your neck, thinking about it.

“Yeah, i do”