#i started doing this with the stupid car driving headcanons and now i can't stop

[kingthunder]

Bg3 characters going down on you. Ahem.

Astarion: He'll get you off faster than you've ever gotten off in your life but he's not going to enjoy himself while he's doing it. It's not you it's him. Don't take it personally.

Wyll: He's never done this before but he's just so happy to be here. Aimless as a puppy at first, but takes direction well and gets the hang of it within minutes.

Gale: Look. We all know that Mystra trained his tongue very well. But you can never be sure how much of his enthusiasm is desire for you vs desire to fulfill your expectations, and he might not know either.

Lae'zel: Would much rather you go down on her. If she does decide to use her mouth, she will take you apart with ruthless precision and leave the pieces lying on the ground.

Shadowheart: Queen of edging. Likes to watch you squirm.

Karlach: All sex is fun sex and she will go down on you enthusiastically, but if mouths are involved she'd rather be 69ing so you can both be having a good time at the same time.

Halsin: Eats you out like a starving man at a buffet.

Minthara: Her mouth is a gift that she sees fit to bestow on you. Best not to forget that.

Dame Aylin: Will make you come eight times in a row before taking a quick water break and diving back in. Sorry, I meant Isobel, not you. She'll make Isobel come eight times in a row before taking a quick water break and diving back in. The rest of you are on your own.

[somelonelywriter]

Can I request a Leto!Joker where I have powers (telekinesis) and save J from someone who wants to hurt him but I over use them which causes me to pass out but he catches me in his arms and he carries me to our shared room and he starts to panic about what happened and he stays with me until I wake up (you can add the rest) (we are husband and wife) thank u :)

VOICES

Pairing: Husband!Jared!Joker x Wife!Fem!reader

(i used she/her pronouns since you said wife, but if you want me to change them tell me, also it's just a one shot I'm sorry, let me know if you wanted headcanons or something else).

Warnings: use of pet names, light swearing, fainting, mention of guns/weapons, mention of Batman, mention/description of blood, mention of death, mention being worried about someone well being (does that really need a warning(?)), Hurt/comfort, tiny bit of toxic relationship and as usual Joker is his own warning, let me know if I missed anything.

Summary: Batman almost catches your husband, almost is the key word.

A/n: I'm sorry this took me so long. AHHHH im SO excited! My first request!! I'll try my best, and i hope you don't mind the fact that i made it start in the car like the scene in 'Suicide Squad', feel free to critizice (obv in a constructive way). Let me know if there are any grammatical errors. Enjoy!

Not really proofreaded 😅

Faster.

That was the only thing in your mind as your husband drived the purple Lamborghini on the road.

You needed to get that stupid bat off of your car. "He's gonna ruin our date night!" You screamed, your anniversary night was gonna be ruined and it was all his fault! You pointed your gun at the ceilieng of the car and fired at it a couple of times, letting your anger out.

The joker near you laughed, a stressed laugh. You knew what that meant. Sooner or later something, or worst someone will blow up.

So you decided to take care of the situation in an even more aggressive way. It was risky to say the least, but extreme problems require extreme solutions, and oh if Batman was a fucking problem.

So you taked a deep breath and cleared your mind (as much as you could with the Clown losing the last bit of sanity he had in the driver seat) and visualized the annoying bat being throwed under your car.

Suddendly all the noises stopped, then a loud 'bang' could be heard and you saw Batman flying rigth on the car windscreen leaking blood over it.

You did it!!

Joker clapped his hands "My good Darling! He got what he deserved! Death to the bat! Death to the bat!" He singed sang, but it sounded muffled, oh so muffled...

The only thing on your mind was a drop. 'tic tic tic' (a/n: does this make sense?)

You looked down and saw your hands covered in blood, your nose was bleesdng... Your eyes felt heavy, the last thing you heard was your name, Joker was calling you. Then it all went black.

Joker on the other hand did not excpect you to faint. It was unplanned, and he even if he loved surprises he didn't love having you in this state.

If we're being honest, at first he was tempted to leave you there (a/n: for me the story finishes like this :) but a request is a request lol) but then a voice, one of the too many in his head, told him not to do it, that he needed you, even if he didn't really know for what... So he drived to his mansion, every now and then checking on you.

Once in your shared bedroom he layed you on the bed.

Joker started to genuinely feel concerned for you, almost an hour as passed and you still weren't awake.. His pretty toy can't die, not if he doesn't want she to do so at least.

He then decided to lay down near you, for the first time in his life he felt a little scared, the voices in his head getting loud, he could hear them scream, scream that you had to wake up, that you couldn't leave him, that he-

He suddendly turned his head to look at his pet, who had now opened her eyes.

you tried to talk but he stopped you, he just wanted to held you on his chest. You didn't dare to discontent him by moving. Not wanting to miss the chance to have some affection since he rarely initiated it, you ignored your headache and relaxed into his touch.

Ironically the place where you felt the most safe were the place where everyone else felt the most scared.

[ddejavvu]

Low-key love when a typically tough and stiff character (eg: Hotch) meets a character that cares so deeply that they rewrite their interactions together just so the tough guy is the one being protected for once, it's so ingrained that the typically dominant character automatically submissives to the other character because they feel safe and comfortable to do so.

All this to say: I want to baby-girlify Hotch.

babygirl!hotch headcanons for you my love <3

the first time you talk back to someone for him is probably to an officer on a local case

you gotta work your way up to strauss

the guy makes some crack about hotch never smiling and you unleash

"Just means he's got nothing to smile about around you! In fact, none of us do, we can't get rid of the frown brought on by your stench."

and he just

🧍‍♂️

you swear hotch laughs

he does it's a little breath that he exhales and one corner of his mouth twitches upwards

but he will never admit to that

on the plane he thanks you

'That was brave. Stupid," He cracks you a teasing smile, "but brave. And much appreciated."

you just kinda :D

"I will be deleting the email complaint that I receive about you." He lowers his voice, the information a secret between you, "Don't tell Strauss."

you do not tell strauss

one day you do tell her, though, that she's got it out for him and that you could have her fired

derek has to pull you out of the room before you get yourself into trouble

that's the day that hotch takes you out for lunch

"You really need to stop putting your job at risk for me, Y/N."

"Why? She's putting yours at risk, for a dumb reason too. Why does she even hate you?"

"A multitude of reasons."

"That's dumb."

You don't need to know the reasons to hate them

you just hate her because she hates him and that's enough >:(

he literally falls in love with you that day

sure he liked you a lot before

but love? this was love.

after that he starts bringing you coffee in the morning

he stops by a cafe and will get you a muffin if he finds out that you've clocked in before him

he invites you to work with him in his office when no one else is there and you just chat

he keeps the couch clear for you and you only

one time morgan tried sitting on it and he was nearly pushed to the ground

'not for you to sit on'

"Well what the hell is it there for then?"

"Y/N to sit on."

drives you home all the time

you were previously taking the subway

now you ride along with him and he lets you play your favorite music and he starts listening to more if it when you're not around bc it reminds him of you

but then you finally get a car

and all of a sudden it's the other way around

you pull up to his place ten minutes before he leaves for yours and he's still got jack with him and you offer to drive them to his school and then carpool with hotch

hotch is like nono i don't wanna us to be a burden!! and you insist bc he's given you so many rides

jack hops in the car and says something about 'daddy talks a lot about you' and hotch blushes in the front seat

"All good things, I hope?"

"Great things!" Jack insists, Aaron gnawing on the inside of his cheek in the passengers seat

"Well I'm glad," You sneak a glance at Aaron, but keep your eyes trained on Jack's through the rear-view mirror, "I've got great things to say about him, too."

[ichigoromi]

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 | 𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐲𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 | 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧

Since I have written about when you become drunk and doesn't recognise him, let's reverse the role here! I have a feeling Omi is a talkative drunk...

All characters are aged up!

Hehehe enjoy~!

Sakusa Kiyoomi

Sakusa frowns as he downs another pint of beer. He was drinking more than usual, and his teammates were worried for him.

You were caught up with your work yesterday and ended up not attending his championship game, which they won.

You two had a big fight about it, and now you were still working overtime, and he was celebrating with his teammates.

Atsumu tried to stop him from drinking anymore, but he kept ongoing.

Bokuto and Hinata were trying to hold Sakusa back from drinking, but Inunaki were having fun, poking fun at Sakusa.

It was rare to see Sakusa slowly getting drunk, and they know it was because of you two fighting.

Sakusa knew it was selfish of him to want you to attend his every game when you had a job that you have to be responsible for.

But, the fight you two had hurt both of you, and now he is trying to drown the pain with alcohol.

He has high tolerance, but he also has limits.

Soon, he is wasted and rambling about how he should have treated you better.

Atsumu was eating this shit up. His teammates were having a field day with drunk Sakusa.

Hinata was the only one that managed to get hold of you, and you just ended work and ready to head back home.

Then now, you have to go pick up your drunk boyfriend.

When you reached the bar that they were drinking at, you wanted to punch him.

But he was so cute, sitting outside the bar, waiting for you patiently like a little pup.

MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS CUTE SHIT ANYMORE.

He was drunk to the point where he could not recognise you.

You poked the top of his head, and he lifted up his head to stares at you, then look to the side.

"I know ya don't wanna talk to me, but we need to go home." He shook his head and refused to get up from his spot.

"My girlfriend told me to not get into a stranger's car. I don't know you." Your jaw dropped, and you let out a deep sigh. He was drunk to the point that he does not even recognise you.

Atsumu was howling with laughter, and Bokuto was laughing along with him. Meian was just amused by this whole situation.

"Tsumu, can ya please help me get him into the car?" You were already tired from work, and now you have to take care of your drunk boyfriend, who at this point don't even recognise you.

With the help of the MSBY players, you managed to get him to the car. You thanked them and apologised for his drunken state, but they thanked you for this precious memory instead.

While driving back to your apartment, you felt bad for not attending today's game, but you were watching it live in your workplace secretly.

You were jumping up and down in excitement when his team won and then got a scolding from your supervisor.

He was mumbling about how he was a bad boyfriend for forcing you to come to his game and how he is going to try to better for you.

It was heartwarming to hear him indirectly confessing, but this whole situation has become a kind of comedic. Who knew the well-disciplined man would become such a cute drunk?

"My girlfriend is the best, but I fail to take better care of her..." He pouts in his drunken state.

If you weren't driving right now, you would have taken a picture of him right now.

It was a struggle, a struggle that you would not want to go through again.

Supporting him all the way up to the apartment and him trying to push you away since he still thinks that you are a stranger bringing him home was pure torture for you.

He immediately snuggled on the couch that was a little too small for his giant frame.

"Omi, wake up. You have to shower before sleeping." You lightly pat his face, and he swats your hand away.

"Stop touching me; I have a girlfriend and a beautiful one too. Stop trying to hit on me. I'm a taken man; go find Atsumu or Bokuto." He mumbled against the couch.

Seeing that he will not become sober. You decided to do something really evil.

You head to the bathroom and got a small pail of cold water.

It is now or never. You held the pail of water on top of his head and pour it over him.

"Babe! What the heck?! I know I was out of the line today, but you didn't have to pour cold water over me, and in the middle of this bloody winter!" He exclaimed and glares at you, then you started laughing.

Seeing him soaked in cold water was refreshing and hilarious.

"Now, you have to suffer the same consequences." He stood up and wraps his arms tightly around you.

"Cold! Let me go!" You struggled against his tight hold, which was futile.

"Why are you hugging me so intimately? I thought I wasn't your girlfriend?" You teased him, and he nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck.

He was embarrassed by himself.

"I was drunk and being stupid. Now, it's freezing. Can we take a bath together?" He mumbled cutely against your neck.

Bath time with Omi, heaven.

"Yes, let's go!"

Hey! Thank you for reading, and I've got to say, I love drunk Omi. He is absolutely adorable! I appreciate y'all for reading!

See you in my next headcanon!

Stay safe and healthy!

With love,

Rosalie���

[twisted-in-wonderland-jay]

First date

This is assuming you’ve known each other for some time now.

ALSO! If you want to you can request a short story based off the date, or any of my headcanons😊

Malleus Draconia-

long walk at night

Kinda chilly so he gives you his jacket

Simple just to get to know you

Cute complements but kinda creepy

“You’re so small and cute I could just squish you” and the like

Lilia-

Escape room

Because he loves the adrenaline

Why did I agree to this

HeLp!!!!

He’s laughing the whole time

Probably went through the room a day before so he could be your hero and find everything

Silver-

A nice dinner

Reading after till he falls asleep

You both cook together

At ramshackle dorm

The ghost leave you two alone

He hums before falling asleep

Sebek-

Zoo

He’s never been on a date

He asked Lilia and Silver about date ideas and looked it up Zoo seemed like the best choice

Super nervous which you think it’s kinda cute...

He did his research, he learned about all the animals

Casual clothes!?

A dork the whole time

He feels so calm and relaxed around you

Leona-

Chill in the Savanaclaw dorm

He really doesn’t want to go anywhere

But he’s game for anything within the dorm

You throw in a cute romantic movie

You both laugh and point out how stupid the characters are

Cuddled up to him and he surprisingly lets you

popcorn and candy

Eventually you both get bored after the movie so you play a game and he hopes over to you

He puts you in his lap and puts his chin on your head

Later he starts getting drowsy and takes you to bed with him

Good night

Jack-

Hike in the forest

Jack loves to be out and about

Hiking in an area he’s never been

He’ll let you ride on his back as a wolf or maybe if you get tired on his back in his normal form

He’s so in tune with everything

Pointing out every sound, smell, animal, and plant

All day out hiking

Carries you back home/ to the car at night when you leave

Ruggie-

Food adventure

Your treat of course

Food puns

In town

All day

300+ snacks

“So do we spilt the cost?” “Oh I thought you had this...?” Jk he helps a bit

He saves up to help pay

He’s running all over the place buying food

The last place is a cute donut shop were you get a dozen and take them back to Savanaclaw but eat them together. No sharing with the others! Ruggie’s rules

Idia-

Games. He won’t leave his room really...

VR games

RPG VR game he’s a knight/tank and your a mage/healer

“I need HEALING!!!!”

Visiting cool places in game

Both fight big monsters and go through massive dungeons

And the end before logging off you steal a virtual kiss from him and sign off leaving him stunned, though it wasn’t a real kiss

Jamil-

🎶On a magic carpet ride🎶

midnight a fireworks festive is held

He meets you at ramshackle on the balcony

Ride on the magic carpet to an area with a clear view

For the first time he’s smiling holding you close while no ones around

He loves the face you make in awe at them

After you ride up past the clouds on the way back to your dorm

You fall asleep on the way

Kalim-

Fair

find him in an instant b/c he spotted you from a far and yelled to you

All the rides

He wins a little otter plush

At the end you ride the Ferris wheel, at the top he reaches for you w/ a soft smile and asks if he can kiss you.

Vil-

Around 10am you meet up in the shopping district

He has a little shoot to finish

Then lunch at a smoothie parlor and some sweets

Shopping all afternoon

He says it’s his treat

He’s never treated anyone before

Vil makes stops at all the stores and makes you try on every outfit he creates

Rook-

Archery range

He’s just showing off...

He teaches you how to use a bow

Rooks really close behind you up against your back. Moving through the steps for drawing back

He laughs at your flustered face and remarks at how cute it is

He’s close just to see you flustered

He’s happy you show a liking to archery

Epel-

Picks you up early morning

He shows up in causal clothes and on a motorcycle

You sit behind him, he tells you to hold on tight

He drives SUPER FAST!!

He’s super excited to be hanging out with you

after a bit he slows down and stops

You two pick up lunch, he drives to an area in a meadow, you eat and talk about random stuff

Azul-

Art Museum...

He enjoys the peace and quite of it

He thinks the best piece is the one painted by your mother and father😏

Takes you ballroom dancing after if your feeling up to it.

Jade-

Monstro Lounge (boring I know)

After closing hours

You stop by and have a drink (alcohol or not)

You two talk while you help clean up for the night

You turn on some jazz music and get an idea

You decide to dance a bit with him

Little did you know he had made dinner while you had cleaned so after you dance he brings out dinner

Floyd-

Swimming...

In the water around the dorm

You lose him and call for him but no answer

You feel something touch your leg and are pulled under

You look around to see nothing, then he snakes himself up your body, feeling you up. Then when he reaches your face he kisses you.

You didn’t realize you needed air so bad

Riddle-

Study date

He has trey help him bake some tarts and make tea

When you get to his dorm he takes you to a private study room in the library where the tarts and tea are

You study for a bit asking question and just generally talking

He wants to study but he can’t. He just wants to hear you talk on and on about anything your heart desires

Ace-

Pranks around campus and a fun photo booth

he draws the funniest things on your face and vise versa

Mess around and prank people

No real plan just what ever comes to mind from jumping on bubble wrap in the park to coloring Deuce's hair pink

Deuce-

Arcade!

This man can beat any game you throw at him

He doesn't win against you b/c he can't bring himself to let you lose

He is especially good at classic arcade games like Street Fighter, and Pac-Man

In an arcade this man is like a kid in a candy store. He’s super excited and proud of himself when he wins.

Trey-

Baking all day

Cakes, Brownies, cupcakes, tarts, this boy can bake any pastry under the sun

He bakes and you decorate

If you get anything on your face he’s happy to lick it off. (Nicely! I know where this is going! Don’t you dare you horny child!)

He’s a lot of fun

The best part is sharing in the quality time with you and sharing all the treats with everyone

Cater-

Cafe hopping

He takes you to all of his favorite cafes

It’s a game for you two

He orders what ever the workers wanna give you two

A bad or good one

You rate and guess what it is

He mostly gets the weird ones

Che’nya

I will update more

[stardustintheabyss]

BNHA Headcanon!

How Kaminari, Bakugo, Todoroki, Shinso, Dabi and Kirishima ask a certain question 💍 x fem!reader, y'all in your 20's

Warnings: cursing, long af(I couldn't help myself, I love all kiri's and non kiri's equally) no regrets.

Kaminari:

Haha boi proposed on the first date tbh

You laughed at one of his cheesy pick ups. You did you unrestrained 'ugly' laugh. Like someone has to make you reeeaaallllyyy laugh.

Bb fell hard for that laugh,"marry me, y/n"

You fell just as hard "alright"

Him blushing like crazy 👍🏻⚡👍🏻

Fast forward a few years

If you don't think he's gonna do something big and romantic and on the verge of embarrassing, lol your wrong

This guy proposes with a fucking flash mob

1. How did he organize this? Bakusquad unite!

2. How'd this beautiful loud blonde keep it to himself? Mina threatened his existence & Bakusquad

So there you both are surrounded by family and friends, Denki down on one knee, opening a small box with a gorgeous ring inside.

"Y/n, can I do you the honor of telling you pickup lines for the rest of our lives?"

*swoons*

"You, dummy."

He falters a little. Um what? Sad boi

"I told you on our first date I would." You leaned down giving him a kiss.

Bb shines brighter than the three great sunshines combined. Yk who

"I love you, y/n."

"I love you too, Denki."

Your guy's version of ily is some random pickup line unless your in a serious mood

Everyone collectively groaned at your guy's wedding vows lmao

They were literally all cheesy pickup lines, terrible puns and bad jokes.

Bakugo:

Bakugo fucking Katsuki is a closet romantic and you can't change my mind

He takes you hiking on one of your dates

You find a gorgeous spot accidentally you just had to take a short cut

Crystal clear lake w/ cherry blossom trees and a mt view? Heaven

This becomes your spot

You think nothing of it when katsuki suggests getting away for a weekend see romance

Getting in the car he throws a blindfold at you. "What's this for?"

"Just put it on idiot."

You roll your eyes, grinning like a fool but does what he asks

You drive for a bit then feel the car stop

"Can I take it off now?"

"No, I'll tell you when you can take it off." 😳 "I'm going to put noise cancelling headphones on you, do you trust me?"

You've learned to roll w/ his shenanigans cuz they are rare but always welcome. "Don't ask stupid questions, babe." Last thing you here is his 'tch'.

He gently tugs you out of the car and then sweeps you up into his arms. You can't help but smile.

He's been carrying you for at least 2hrs. "Kat, do you need a break?"

He just kisses you in response and silences you #1 hero bakugo doesn't do breaks

Al-righty then

Another hour goes by and you feel bakugo set you down softly, making sure you have your footing. He takes off the headphones

"Take off the blindfold."

You do. Your at your spot. You turn around to find your boyfriend toying w/a little black box

*heart palpitations ensue*

You look at him wide eyed.

He opens the box and you see a ring that is his mom's family heirloom. It's a vintage beauty that you've adored.

Tbh when he asked his mom for it he almost said never mind when she started asking a bunch of annoying questions.Old hag

"Will you marry me or whatever..." he's still bakugo lol

"Whatever." You say with the biggest grin

Bb narrows his eyes at you confused. "HUH?" Cuz how dare you???

"Saying 'yes' is too ordinary an answer. And you katsuki bakugo are anything but ordinary." You say as you slip the ring on your finger. Your man is stunned by your answer to do it himself. Lol

Just cuz you got him flustered and blushing does not mean he won't pull you into a passionate kiss.

Who's the mess now, dumb dumb?

Instead of saying 'I do' at the wedding you both say 'whatever'.

Nobody knows what the fuck is going on except kirishima because he's the one marrying you two.

Todoroki:

You've know eachother since high school and started dating your 3rd year

Now years later, your both well established pro heros

Did you say vacation?

Because Shoto heard 3 week romantic dream vacation w/ a proposal ending

He worked so hard for this. He didn't want to use his father's money for once. This was going to be all him, no one else.

Well except his mom and sister helped pick out a ring. Clueless bb

He took you to all the places on your bucket list, ending in greece.

It was your last night there.

On a cliff overlooking the moonrise over the sea, you were snuggled up next to him. Warm wind gently caressing your skin.

You've noticed him being antsy and fidgety the last couple days.

And that is not like your shoto, at all

"Sho, you okay? You've been acting weird." You ask gently.

"Um, yes. Can I ask you something?"

You give him a kiss and nod.

"Would you do me the honor of becoming mrs. shoto todoroki?"

At least that's what you thought he said. He was so nervous it came out a jumbled mess.

He pulled a ring out of his pocket.

It was perfect. In fact it was exactly what you and fuyumi talked about in one of your guy's games of crazy hypotheticals. Haha jokes on you

You definitely started crying

Your sweet oblivious sho "If you don't like it-"

"No. It's perfect, I love it. Just like you." You pepper his face with kisses. "And yes I will marry you."

He has the biggest smile on his face as he takes your hand and slides the ring on.

You thought the Todorokis and your family were chaotic before? Lol let's throw in wedding planning 🙃

Two months before the wedding you two are sick of everything. Everyone trying to do everything the way they want this wedding. You both wanted a somewhat small gathering. Yeah no *insert monamas hysterical laugh*

Elope? Elope.

You gather a small group of your closest friends. Ok. More like all of class 1a

Shoto buys first class tickets to greece for everyone. No qualms of using his dad's credit card this time lol

SHOTOOOOOOOOO!!!

You and shoto get married in front of all your friends on the cliff where he proposed.

It was beatiful & perfect. Exactly what you guys wanted.

So when the 'real' wedding (endeavors words) happens you and shoto fuck with it any way you can.

You both have the best time messing around. Your guy's parents not so much. But they end up seeing how happy you both are so they give up on having the perfect wedding.

A few years later when you find out your pregnant you both seriously debate faking your deaths and going into hiding. Wouldnt be the first Todoroki to do so

Shinso:

You guys frequently visit the animal shelter to give loves to all the animals

He saw how attached you were with a bonded pair of ragdoll kittens he loved them too

This gave him an idea, he had been having a hard time of thinking how he was going to pop the question

It was pur-fect don't judge me

It was early in the morning, you were still in bed when you felt something tickle your nose

"Mmh,...toshi. Your hair is tickling me." Still sleepy, not even bothered to open your eyes.

You were greeted w/ small meows

Your eyes never snapped open so fast in the morning

Two tiny kittens before you. The ones from the shelter

Wide awake now you began petting them and playing with them

Haha shinso who?

He was silently watching from the doorway smiling, waiting for his moment

You looked at the kittens collars. Scribbled in shinsos handwriting "marry" on one "me" on the other.

You gasped and your mouth formed a little o.

He was waiting for this. He walked over and got on his knee, ring in his hand

"Y/n, please, will you be mine, forever?"

Leaning in lips almost touching "only if you'll be mine."

Say no more, boi is putting a ring on it and closes the gap between your lips.

The only thing that breaks the kiss is a soft tiny paw patting your cheek and another playing with shinos hair

You giggle. "You got them for yourself just as much, didn't you?"

He just rubs the back of his neck and gives you a smirk

You spend the rest of the day trying to pick names.

You guys decide on satori & kotaro haikyuu reference ftw

The day ends. You come to find your two new bbs sleeping on a sleeping hitoshi a miracle ikr

A photo shoot? Hell yes! Dadzawa needs to see this.

You take the pic and send a quick text along with it to Aizawa. Your future f-in-l. 'Guess how toshi proposed?'

You get a quick response "I'm a grandpa now? I get them twi-three times a month."

Your snort woke your fiance

Him seeing your phone. "Did you take a picture of me? Creep."

"No." You say slyly. "I took a picture of my boys." You show him. As you set it as your wall paper.

"Send it to me please." You do, what you don't expect is a pic in return from him

It was of you in bed the s'morning. With your new kittens, kotaro and satori, before you even knew they were there. also his wallpaper

And damn if you don't smile "who's the creep?"

"What's this text from my dad about 'custody of his grandchildren'?"

You laugh and explain

Yes you had your cats in the wedding. They started all this yk.

They were ring barers. Complete w/little tuxes shinso insisted

Lmao it was like the hunger games when deciding who was going to take care of the cats when on your honeymoon.

Shota won obviously

"They are staying w/their grandfathers and that is final." *scary hair whoosh*

Dabi:

When you joined the LoV, you confused dabi.

You were kind and caring to everyone. Wtf?

Even when they didn't deserve it

Why are you with the villians? Are you stupid?

That is until he saw the rage and hurt in your eyes the first time you fought together.

It reminded him of himself

Of how he got where he was

Slowly you had unconsciously worked your way into his heart

You caring for his wounds(new and old), your soft smiles and warm eyes. You never looked at him with disgust, fear or malice.

You were the first to ever do so in a long long time. Since his childhood.

He never wanted to fall in love but here was fate pushing you two together.

You fell just as slowly. You thought you were never really worthy of love. But it didn't stop you from giving it to those around you. Loophole you thought.

But you would find dabi doing little things. Things that made you feel something you shouldn't. Things you didn't think you deserved.

Throwing a blanket over you if you fell asleep on the couch.

Getting your favorite snacks

During fights he would casually move between you and your enemies. Protecting you.

Well shit here you both were. Madly in love, but still apprehensive.

But when he asked you to call him by another name and you did?

That's when dabi kissed you for the first time. It shocked you both tbh

It wasn't rough like you had imagined. But soft and sweet. Nothing like the mask he wears for everyone.

After about 8 months of dating dabi realized he wanted to be yours forever. And you his.

So fuck proposing. He did a surprise wedding. He didn't want to give you chance to change your mind. because insecure bb🥺

He got everything ready.

Now he just needed you

Their was a beautiful knee length white lace dress laying on your bed with a note "meet me here. Kurogiri will warp you.-t"

Running your fingers over the dress, you smiled. You always did like surprises from him.

You got yourself ready for your date with the love of your life and went to find kurogiri.

He met you with a blindfold that matched dabi's eyes

"He requested you wear this."

You nodded and let him tie it on

Next you thing know you feel dabi's warm hand in yours.

"You ready, doll?" You can hear the smirk in his voice.

"Until the end, babe."

He slips off the blindfold

You're in a forest with twinkle lights strewn about and a blue flamed candle walkway to a beautiful arch covered in your favorite flowers. Your closest leauge friends are here too.

"Will you let me stand by your side, until the end?"

You gently cup his cheeks in your hands, brushing your lips against his. Whispering for no one else to hear

"Yes, toya. For you, even longer."

He doesn't even need to smirk. You can see the overwhelming happiness in his eyes.

When you say your I do's surprisingly enough all your friends have happiness written on their face too. Even shiggy

The next day he gets a new piercing on his ring finger and you a small blue flame tattoo on yours.

Kirishima:

You've had eijirou kirishimas heart since your first year of UA together

One day he was feeling insecure about his quirk and you showed up changing the way he saw himself.

"Kirishima, you're the unbreakable Red Riot. It's not about how flashy a heros quirk is, it's about their resolve. Your tenacity to protect and save people..." you smile, "if that isn't the making to be a great hero I don't know what is."

And tbh he had yours since that 1st yr too. You always admired his courage & his dedication to his friends even if they didn't want it cough bakugo

For two years you both danced around your feelings for eachother. Flirting but never taking the next step.

That is until bakugo not mina, & yes shes jealous she wasn't the one that set you 2 up got fed up one night of your guys flirting.

And I quote "Oi! Would you two go on a fucking date already. I'm tired of listening to shitty hair pine after you." he did out of love for his bestie

It was the only time you've genuinely seen kirishima want to kill bakugo

Shyly you answered, "I'd like that."

Bb turned his head around so fast he almost got whiplash.

You've been together 5yrs now and it was your birthday. Kirishima wanted to make it extra special.

A picnic in your favorite park, he was lucky your bd was at the same time as the cherry blossoms blooming. You loved them.

Setting up the picnic kirishima reminisced.

It was your favorite park because that's where your first date was. It was unusually hot. He got you both popsicles.

It was the first time he had seen you eat one. *crunch crunch*

boy was staring, shook

You blushing "I know, people say it's weird to eat popsicles like that."

"I dont think so." He smiled as he crunched his own. Must be fate.

Now here you two were cuddled laying down on a blanket, your head placed on his chest and his hand around your waist. Finished with lunch

"Thanks for the birthday lunch, babe. I loved it." You sighed contentedly.

What you didn't notice is that he was fiddling with a little red box. "Its not quite over yet. I have one more thing." He sat you both up and looked deeply into your eyes with so much love. " Y/n you-"

Just then a downpour of rain happened.

Kirishima scrambled to pick up the picnic supplies. His hair beginning to fall from its signature style

He turned to grab your hand to pull you under cover. So manly

You were a few feet away. Your eyes closed and head tilted back. A warm smile on your face. Letting the rain wash over you.

He'd never seen anything so beautiful

Picnic supplies forgotten. He knelt in front of you on one knee. He grabbed your hand with one of his.

You opened your eyes and looked down at your eiji. Your rock, your home.

"Y/n, you give me the strength to be unbreakable. Would you make me the happiest man on earth and marry me?" He opened the little red box.

Your heart beating as wildly as his

Inside was the most beautiful ring. It held your favorite gemstone. Long ago in hs you and mina were doing girl talk while the guys played video games. You'd told her diamond engagement rings were lame and what you preferred.

He remembered? That was before you were even dating...

You smiled through happy tears "yes eijirou, yes I'll marry you."

"There's an inscription." He said softly.

You looked closer at the ring, even after 7 years of loving him he still found ways to make your heart flutter

'forever unbreakable'

"Oh, Ei, it's perfect."

He slipped it on you and pulled you into a kiss. "Let's get you out of this rain. Wouldn't want you to get sick." we stan a gentlemanly king

"Just a little longer, I hear rain is good luck for this type of thing." You wave your newly ring adorned hand.

"Anything for you." He whispered before kissing you again.

You've never loved the rain more

The wedding day came

You stood before the love of your life and he his

You slide his wedding band on

Engraved inside

'my rock, my home'

"Now the bride." said the person marring you.

"Here you go shitty hair." Said the best man, handing kirishima the ring.

Did you think bakugo wouldnt want to be best man? Haha he's the one that got you two together your welcome or whatever

Kirishima tenderly slipped the ring on your finger.

Of course it decided to pour just then

Everyone ran for cover but you two

Bakugo, "tch, those idiots are going to be sick for their honeymoon." he cares ok

Mina sighing, "so romantic."

You tilted your head to the sky laughing, "babe, the universe is wishing us good luck."

He gently grabbed your chin, making you look at him. "guess we were meant to be." He whispered as he pulled you in for a long passionate kiss in the rain, him still making your heart stutter.

[trans-axian-archive]

stuff I've changed about my motorcycle au because I wrote the first list at like 3 in the morning and wasn't doing Any critical thinking:

- I've decide wei wuxians coma lasting 13 months instead of 13 days Hurts More so that's what it is now lmao

- listen. I know I said that the juniors were students from the middle school next door which is still Cute but I can't get domestic high school sweethearts wei wuxian and lan wangji raising little a yuan out of my head 🥺

- additionally, my headcanon (for literally my own au) is that it takes place years before @adhdgays juniors chat fic that they're writing.......

- leeetol adjustment to what happens when wei wuxian "loses control": wei wuxian gets fucking Tired of people saying the motorcycle is dangerous you're gonna get hurt stop hanging out with those good for nothing wens and then getting him in trouble/starting rumours about him/saying that he's Changed/etc when he tries to argue back or advocate for himself so he ends up just Snapping at a bunch of people one day and being like "stop being fucking assholes!!" and they're like See You've Changed and he's like Oh I'll Show You Changed and rides off on his motorcycle trying to do some sick strick on the way out but ends up crashing, which leads to his 13 month coma

- okay alright okay alright okay. I know I said that wen zhuliu got in a crash with jiang cheng and the series of events that followed resulted in wei wuxians license getting taken away but THIS fucking tag by @nie-huaisang

is literally... The funniest thing I've ever read so I'm changing what I said before to something that actually makes more sense

- so here's what I've decided now: jiang yanli gets sick so wei wuxian goes to like. buy some nyquil. jiang cheng waits outside in the car. wen chao sees wei wuxians car in the store parking lot and goes to "resolve" an unfinished fight they got into. jiang cheng sees wen chao walkin into the store Knowing what's about to go down so he yells at him from the car trying to distract him so he doesn't go beat his brother up in a convenient store. there's some yelling before wen chao decides to just get in his stupid fancy new car and absolutely fuck up wei wuxians old school firebird (wen chaos dad can just pay for his car to get fixed, after all) and calls the cops saying jiang cheng rammed into his car. wei wuxian comes out just in time and jiang cheng explains. wei wuxian, without telling jiang cheng, lies to the cops and said it was Him in the car. wen rohan, because there's some petty business rivalry between him and the jiangs, tells wen zhuliu to revoke wei wuxians license for a year. wei wuxian then hides his fucked up car in a garage he rents somewhere and pretends he just wants to ride this sick new motorcycle he bought

- wei wuxian just tells jiang cheng that he was gonna lose his permit (jc only has a permit at the time) but he was able to get jiang cheng out of it cuz his like... long lost great aunt or somethin works in some higher part of the local government and got her to reverse it for him

- wei wuxian and jiang cheng don't fight because the student class president thing I came up with in .3 seconds, they fight cuz wei wuxian Promised jiang cheng he'd teach him how to drive (I know that's not allowed with how like permits Work but give me some suspension of disbelief a little bit alright) but isn't able to for... obvious reasons so jiang cheng has to learn from jiang yanli which is Fine but his brother Promised and jiang yanli is busy a lot so it takes sooooo looooong

- everyone finds out about the whole fiasco when jiang cheng is starting some argument with wei wuxian in the hallway about how he never has time for him anymore why didn't you teach my how to drive >:/// making wei wuxian just straight up Leave and wen ning (the only other person besides wen qing wei wuxian told about the whole situation), who is Tired of jiang cheng treating his best friend like shit for something he can't even control, yells at jiang cheng and reveals what Really happened

[rogerina-yee-haw]

Joe Mazzello - NSFW Alphabet

a/n: I'm dedicating it to @starfleet-wannabe💓 babes, you make my days better!!! ily!!!(also I promise you that those imagines abt Joe x Reader will see the light once...I promise you, Erin)

I can't insert the "Keep reading" link from the tumblr mobile app, cause I'm really dumb, so if you don't want to read it - just scroll down k thx

this was requested many times and I'm sorry, my dudes....this is really bad....

warnings: obviously smut lmao, typos (sorry I've read it too many times just to check on errors and I can't look at this text right now, and there are obviously still bunch of mistakes, sorry, fellas)

Joe if you ever see this I'm sorry I hope it never happens

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Joe is the softest human being ever (well, mostly). It doesn't matter whether the sex was romantic and tender or rough and passionate, the aftercare is always the same: he helps clean you up and then make you both tea, while you lie in bed, talking and just spending time with each other.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of their partners)

As it was considered on this website, Joe is an ass man. You can count the times his hands were off your bum; he always keeps his hand on your lower back, and then, if he's in the mood (and he's always in the mood) he starts caressing your butt through your clothes, grabbing and tapping it when he can. It's not like the ass is the only thing he admires - Joe loves all of you, every part of your body and soul. But your ass is just so squishy and soft, and he can't get enough of it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

If the sex is unprotected, he cums on your ass. Period.

D = Dirty Secret

Joe doesn't have dirty secrets. If he wants to try something, he'll tell you about it; there isn't something you two can't discuss.

E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

Joe is very experienced. He knows exactly what to do to make you scream his name in the bedroom.

F = Favourite Position

Doggy (unbelievable, right?). He also loves reverse cowgirl for obvious reasons. But it doesn't mean that you don't change positions while having sex. He loves seeing you on top, riding both of you into orgasm; he enjoys missionary and every other sex position, simply because he gets to try them all with you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Come on, it's Joe we're talking about here. Sex is sometimes filled with him telling you stupid jokes, and always it turns out to be just like he's having a stand up show, while you lie down naked under him. He may crack up some dad jokes during the most tense moments, like when you're on top of him, and you're gasping and moaning, "I'm cumming", he'd say breathlessly, "Hi, cumming, I'm Joe", and you'll just burst into crazy laugh, even though the joke is stupid and not funny.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn't like to be completely bare down there, so he just keeps it trimmed.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Joe is very romantic (we been knew). He just loves you so much that, even if the sex rough, he still wants and needs you to feel loved and comfortable. The man is so in love with you that he can't stop kissing and touching you, whispering how much he adores you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

It's a must, if he's away filming. You two like to get yourselves off while talking on the phone, breathing and moaning messily while telling each other the filthiest things. Joe is actually an expert in dirty talk.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Joe's got hella lots of kinks. He's most preferable ones are:

Daddy kink. Do you really think this man doesn't like to be called daddy? If you do, you're wrong. Seeing you twirling in ecstasy when "daddy" is the only thing you can weakly whimper makes him bust a nut right then and there.

Edging. He's an asshole sometimes, alright? Joe enjoys it when you desperately beg him to fuck you. He loves when you're being restrained all day, and you walk around frustrated and horny. Not to mention that the thought of fucking you hard later turns him on immediately. (You love all of it too, even though you don't admit it sometimes; you're also fond of the idea teasing Joe like this later).

Slight voyeurism, but he likes to watch himself fuck you. He's bought a huge mirror for the bedroom, so that you two could have sex in front of it. He loves to pound into you from behind, holding your hair, slapping your ass and saying the dirtiest shit, like, "Watch yourself being wrecked by my cock" or "Look how pretty you look, look at your pretty tits boucing like this cause I'm fucking you so hard"

Dirty talk (it's considered as a kink, right?). Come on, Joe is a master at this. He'd spill the filth at random places; like you two are doing grocery shopping and he comes to you holding a watermelon, leans in and whispers in your ear, "I wish I could bend you over this shopping cart and fuck you till you can't move". And you just stand there bewildered, while he continues his routine. Or when you're on some fancy event, he'd put his hand on your waist and say to you quietly, "You look so sexy like this with this red lipstick. Can't wait when these pretty lips are wrapped around my cock". And your eyes go wide as you choke on your drink, while everyone looks at you weirdly.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Um, anywhere? Joe's just turned on by you 24/7 (as well as you are by him), so he doesn't mind having sex with you in restrooms, closets, empty hallways, in his trailer, your childhood bedrooms... Once you were at the party and caught your friends having sex; no wonder that fifteen minutes later you and Joe were doing the same thing in the bathroom, of course, in front of the mirror. Sex in his car is a must too, especially when you're driving - he thinks you look really hot while doing so. One time you were almost caught doing it in the car by the police, and since then you can't stop giggling like two teenagers while remembering about it.

But Joe loves sex in your bedroom. He just feels like this is the most intimate place on the Earth, where you two can be sincere and sensitive.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Anything. He's got the crazy sex energy, and literally anything can make him go. Once, when you were brushing your teeth, and wearing one of his old tee-shirts and baggy pajama pants, he decided it was a good idea to start teasing you, by leaving wet, mouth-opened kisses on your neck and by fingering you slowly. You evidently couldn't brush you teeth normally at that moment.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Joe wouldn't do something that'll harm and hurt both of you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's a pro in giving. You'll be screaming and grabbing his hair tightly, even though he barely touched you. And as you love giving too, he wouldn't ever be against it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

You can experience every pace during the time you have sex. He may start roughly, pounding into you harshly, and then go slower, stretching you gently and whispering sweet nothings against your skin.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Joe loves quickies. Once when he was on set and had to leave for shooting in five minutes, he pinned you against the wall of his trailer and fucked the soul outta you. "It's just a preview of what you're getting at night", he winked at you while leaving and you just gasped. This man is something, y'all.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

You both love taking risks. Joe enjoys having sex when the guests you invited to your party may come at any moment; he once decided to start fingering you while you were at dinner with your family. "Such a good girl, taking me so well", he whispered in your ear when you struggled not to moan loudly in front of your parents. "I'm gonna fuck you so good when we get into the car. I'm gonna reward you for being such a good girl and not cumming here".

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

If he and you are feeling alright, 2 and more rounds. But if one of you is not okay, and the sex is just full of love and reassurance, there'd be just one round.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You own toys. And Joe's using them on you. Especially when he's being a little shit - means when he's edging you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Once you were having an unplanned and sloppy sex in the secluded bathroom at one after-party of the awards, and he pulled out right when you were about to cum. He initiated the sex and denied you both. That's how much of a "tease" he is.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's loud when he's in the mood. He can moan loudly, and sometimes when you feel incredibly good he comes while screaming your name.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Joe's got a breeding kink. (It's not really surprising, though, this man radiates dad energy). He gets hard just thinking about you being pregnant with his child. Man wants to have a family with you, and that's why he can barely keep it in his pants when you're around (always).

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

His dick is a perfect size to make you scream. That's it.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Joe's sex drive is immeasurable. You have no idea how this man can always be horny and ready to fuck.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He falls asleep as soon as you two cuddle; when you start breathing in unison, he nods off pretty quickly, still holding you tightly.