#i splat on ground

[puffpawstries]

wip for ask about the riceballs...

[bluebugjay]

accidentally starting to believe the Charles fell first, Edwin fell harder agenda...

like we've all joked about how at face value Charles is the one who acts more like he's crushing than Edwin, the things he says, how clingy he is, the way he looks at him even from episode 1. Even, I'd argue, the way he looks at Edwin when they first meet, and him smoothly bringing up kissing and then more obviously trusting and enjoying Edwin's company enough after those few hours to stay with him rather than passing on to his afterlife. I don't think he clocked it as romantic when they met or even in the 30 years between then and the show but I think that what they have kind of transcends labels anyway. As if he's been falling ever since they first met and just hasn't really realised what that means yet, so he hasn't hit the ground yet. Charles loves Edwin and he has such a open heart and fondness for Edwin, it's hard to believe he wouldn't have fallen first.

With Edwin we actually get to see the whole journey he goes on that helps him realise his feelings and it hits him like a tonne of bricks, after 30 odd years of being best mates suddenly Edwin's forced to come face to face with the fact he's in love with Charles, not that he's falling or starting to fall but that he's right there, in love already. Fell harder.

[hana-bobo-finch]

welcome back to another post of me being indescribably angry about wasp haters. If you hate wasps just for existing, you get zero respect from me. If you think wasps should be exterminated, you get subzero respect from me, and also a small amount of pure unadulterated hatred. You don’t have to like wasps, hell I can’t say with confidence that I wouldn’t reflexively swat at one if one came near me, but ffs the amount of vitriolic hatred I see towards them is insane. Even when they’re doing nothing wrong people hate them and it makes me so mad. You can see a picture of a nice little wasp having a snack and the comments are all about how they hate wasps and want them dead. I hate you all!!! I’m probably a little too mad for how little it matters in the grand scheme of things but whatever. Wasp hate makes me SO mad, it’s so unfair. How the fuck can anyone possibly say that an entire species should go extinct just because they’re mean sometimes?? And I say “mean” in the sense that they can be aggressive, they’re not actually mean, they don’t sting people because they find it to be so much fun and they just love witnessing human suffering. They are insects??? They aren’t serial killers who enjoy suffering??? They’re territorial creatures??? Do not care how pissy you are that you once got stung, I sat on a wasp when I was like 4 and I’m not out here trying to kill every wasp I see. It’s not the wasp’s fault that a dumbass toddler sat right on it. Literally every creature out there is fucked up by human standards in some regard, but you don’t see people rallying to kill all dolphins or whatever because that would be, rightfully, seen as insane!! How can it ever be driven through these people’s skulls that killing off an entire species is bad and that creatures aren’t evil?? I could go on for hours but I will not. wasps are great and I will love and defend them forever. If it were summer and the wasps were out, I’d be taking so many pictures of these precious gifts to mankind, but nooooo, it’s winter, and there’s a polar vortex going through so it’s like 10 degrees out. but just you wait wasps. once June hits, I am coming for you with a DSLR camera and a sugary drink for you to enjoy. at a respectable distance.

[jaratedeguadalupe]

followed around a trolldier with the quick fix and they tried to launch us off a cliff but it didn't take me with them so i jumped off

[skyward-floored]

Ah. I don’t know which of my way too many writing project to work on

[percexe]

messy thing trying to figure out how i wanna do haimas physical changes after withers drags their ass back to life in act 3. they may look 40% more dead (and might actually be a little undead) but hey bhaals gone

[kakusu-shipping]

I need everyone to see I finally, FINALLY made a decent looking cake, and then proceeded to throw it on the damn floor before anyone got to taste it.

[i3utterflyeffect]

What if tdl decides that victim is going way too far and helps plan an escape.

i do think they would, but it'd take a few days-- at first it's not their place to say (and c!alan deserves it, so whatever) but when the others get hurt by Vic's revenge plans, they start to get angry with them-- and eventually looking at c!alan's state just makes them sick, so they would agree despite hating him

they definitely are planning to punch him later though. at least once. maybe not while he's literally half-dead tho

[icterid-rubus]

Yippie scotch eggs and tomato soup!!!

[todayisafridaynight]

So wait, if Andre apparently survived falling off a literal building, then that means Mine probably survived as well.

How much do you wanna bet Mine is probably out there running some kind of Wedding service?

out of all the occupations in the world why wedding service

[ellipsea]

ACHIEVEMENT GET: your DM dropped you 500 feet and you took the maximum 20d6 falling damage and lived!

[puffpawstries]

Hey guys.... Have some alt Honno outfits in these trying times...

[moonstandardtime]

writing the isat botw au and its. a little revealing. that i just know the entirety of the great plateau by heart.

[thelovelyblark-barg]

quietly removes the no guns sticker off my locker after doing only gold aerospray for the entire splatfest

[svetzzi]

the virgin swedish vs the chad icelandic (why do I do this to myself)

[azureblooet]

I get Splatoon is about ink but would a baseball bat not also work?