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happy electric feel friday
#HAPPY ELECTRIC FEEL FRIDAY!!!!!!!!#today is a busy one for me!!#so many plans#a dear friend and her partner are coming up to visit and im going to make us a lovely meal#excited to see her and meet her girlfriend for the first time!!#we're going out to a rave tn and i hope its a great time!!#lil nervous abt whether or not ill get it. i didnt get a ticket when they were live so im just going to show up and hope i get a door ticket#fingers crossed!!!#rly excited aaa#hope ur all doing lovely as well!!
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Long haul
Got one last load to take care of~
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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
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they should. give me one thousand dollars every month so i can commission artists who are very clearly unwell
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happy trans day of visibility to green puppy specifically

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me: sorry i don't suck dick
him w his dick out: here comes the airplane
me: 馃槷
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were they on estrogen when they made this LOL???
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puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
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