#i spent five hours on this

[izzydrawsthingjsjs]

Opposites attract, I guess

[part-toons]

look at them

[cl0wn-cannibal]

i hate everything

[chialattea]

POV: it’s 4AM. You’re the crew’s chef and you hear noise in the kitchen

[kuropatkasan0]

🤯🤯

:3

[powerup-the-revolution]

ah yes, my new favorite ship: The Truther x The Bullshitter

[screwpinecaprice]

Out for tennis

[noopypng]

fragments of a better past

[zoriac]

TW a little bit suggestive?? 😭 LMFAOO

They fuck after this #Bromance (they’re married)

[everywaythatmatters]

Fitz’s desk at Withywoods. How much do you think he put on paper that he just never told us about…

A million thanks to @tragediegh for letting me use the text of that main letter (I asked for gay and sad and yearning and she came through IMMEDIATELY haha) - you can read the whole thing in her incredible new fic Worth the Wait

[keiti-t]

Slay the Princess Art submission!!!

[beneathsilverstars]

A lot of people headcanon that Siffrin was something around 12-14 when the island disappeared, which does make sense. But it’s common enough fanon that I wanted to go back and figure out what’s actually canon!

Lots of evidence and math under the cut, including various things to consider when creating your own hc timeline, but tl;dr:

If we stick to only textual canon, then Siffrin only needs to have been old enough to row a boat, which I would guess to be 6-8. If we take into account the ranges id5 gave for everyone’s ages during canon, he theoretically could’ve been anywhere from 6-25 when the island disappeared. Or if we adhere to everything id5 has said, then he was a “teen” when it happened, so, 13-19.

Siffrin: I ran away from home once! I just didn't want to eat my veggies. And so I took our boat! Got to the beach, rowed away from the shore a bit. I was going to come back right away, I just wanted to scare my parents a bit! I started to row back towards the shore... And then, I...

People often assumes this means Siffrin was fairly young when they left. However, that relies on two assumptions, which are fairly reasonable, sure, but assumptions nonetheless: that they were young when this happened, and that this is when the island disappeared.

While throwing tantrums over vegetables is a stereotypically childish activity, chafing at strict or even well-meaning rules doesn’t belong exclusively to children. There are parents who continue treating their kids the same way even as they grow into teens and even full adults, before they move out or even just while they visit. Which is very frustrating for the kid! So imo it would make perfect sense for a teenager or even a young adult to go, “I can’t believe my parent is still trying to control what I eat like I’m a blinding 10 year old. If they won’t treat me like an adult at home, maybe I’ll prove my independence by leaving for a bit!”

It’s also possible that the event this dialogue refers to ended with Siffrin returning safely home! It’s fun to say that his story trailed off at the moment that the island was forgotten, but it’s possible he only stopped the retelling there because the curse kicked in, just like it would for any childhood memory. Maybe he didn’t get cut off from the island till he ran away for a second time. Maybe he was just on a regular, fully-sanctioned outing when it happened. Maybe he was even with other people. Who knows! Siffrin sure doesn’t!

(Edit: It’s word of god canon that the veggie event was the island’s disappearance, but it doesn’t necessarily affect our timeline anyway.)

I think the only thing this story proves is that Siffrin didn’t leave the island until after they were old enough to row the family boat. Unfortunately I don’t know for sure how old that would be. I did some research and found a couple posts about 6-7 year olds learning how to row, but one of them was using an inflatable raft, and the other was on a rowing team, so I don’t know how the difficulty compares. Young children really are quite good at picking up their parents’ hobbies, so I think even a 4-5 year old could learn how, but they may not be physically capable of handling an adult-size boat. It really comes down to a question of core strength / endurance. Found some posts saying the weight of the boat doesn’t matter as much as the weight of the oars, though, so maybe old fashioned boat vs modern inflatable raft doesn’t matter that much…? So maybe it would be possible for a child to row a small wooden skiff at around age 6-8. Probably not for long, but that just makes it all the more realistic for them to drift farther than they meant to and then struggle to return to shore.

So: Siffrin was at least 6-8 when they left!

Bonnie: I think my village was really close to it!!! My sister said it was all everyone could talk about for weeks!!!

If we assume “my village” means Bambouche, the island disappearance would have to be after Nille ran away with Bonnie, but still long enough ago that Bonnie doesn’t remember it directly. If we define “preteen” as age 10-12, then the longest ago this could possibly be would be 12 years. On the other side, I think it’s reasonable for a 10 year old to not remember a major (but personally irrelevant) event that happened when they were 6, meaning the closest it could be is 4 years ago.

If we follow WoG (word of god) age ranges, then Siffrin is in their “mid to late 20s”, which I’ll define as 24-29. Subtracting our 4-12 years ago range for the island’s disappearance, Siffrin could’ve been at youngest 12-17 and at oldest 20-25. If we stick to only TC (textual canon), I think one could interpret Siffrin as anywhere from 18-35, which would mean they were at youngest 6-23 and at oldest 14-31.

Of course, “my village” could also mean wherever Bonnie and Nille lived before running away. I think the youngest age at which it’s likely for an adult to remember a personally-irrelevant event from their childhood is maybe 5. Nille’s WoG age range is “late teens to early 20s”, which I would define as 16-23, which means the disappearance could be 11-18 years ago. Combining this with our 4-12 range gives us 4-18, meaning WoG Siffrin could have been at youngest 6-11 and at oldest 20-25.

But if we’re only going off of TC, we can say Nille’s as old as we want, so the disappearance just has to be at least 4 years ago for Bonnie to not directly remember.

Isabeau: This article says there's no record of him anywhere... Up until he appeared out of thin air sometime in his adulthood. Looks like he lived in the city of Corbeaux for a few years before he became the King...

According to the change god statue exposition cutscene, the King started his rampage “almost a year ago now”. The way Isabeau says the bit about Corbeaux kind of implies that the King lived other places before that, but not to the point that it’s unreasonable to say he didn’t. So if we define “a few” as 2-4, then the soonest the king could’ve appeared is 3-5 years ago, meaning the island disappeared at least 3 years ago. We already said it has to be at least 4 years ago, so this doesn’t change our math.

How old were Nille and Bonnie when they ran away? How old was Sif when their home got zapped?

id5: Both were teens.

Womp womp, there it is. WoG says 13-19!

But while we’re here, here’s a summary of everything you might want to consider while creating your timeline:

Siffrin must have been at least old enough to row a boat. I’m not an expert in boats but I think it’s reasonable for a kid to be capable of rowing at age 6+, but a 6-8 year old may struggle to maneuver the oars of an adult-sized boat, and wouldn’t be able to row very hard or for very long. Doesn’t necessarily take much effort to get far enough for waves and currents to take you farther, though.

It’s WoG that the veggie event is the island’s disappearance, but if you’re going off of TC, the disappearance could have happened later instead. And a dramatic disagreement over veggies could theoretically happen at any age! Its causes could also range from rather practical (Siffrin is extremely picky and his parents are worried about his health) to pure power struggle (Siffrin just wants more choice in what he eats but his parents just want him to follow the rules they’ve set).

Since the King lived in Corbeaux for “a few” years before his nearly-a-year-long rampage, the island must have disappeared at least 3 years ago.

Since Bonnie remembers Nille telling them about the gossip surrounding the island’s disappearance, I doubt they would’ve forgotten the gossip itself if it had happened somewhat recently. (I think it must have been at least 4 years ago.)

If Bonnie’s reference to “my village” means Bambouche, the disappearance must have occurred after Nille ran away with them.

If Bonnie’s reference to “my village” means wherever they lived with Nille before running away, then the disappearance could be before Bonnie was born. But it would still have to be when Nille was old enough to pay attention to the gossip and remember it for a while. (I think she must have been at least 5 years old when it happened.)

According to id5, Siffrin is in their mid-to-late twenties during the game, and Nille is in their late teens to early twenties.

According to id5, Siffrin was a teen when the island disappeared, and Nille was a teen when she ran away from home.

You can do whatever you want forever, including contradicting textual canon. ^^

[dragon-spaghetti]

The Overlord of Lust ❤️

(Please click for better quality!!)

[send-me-a-puffalope]

I know they’re never gonna do it cause people don’t like morally gray female main characters (/hj) but I really want the FNAF movie writers to transfer the main character role to Vanessa rather than continuing Mike’s story (totally unbiased opinion aha ha).

I’ve always felt that Mike’s storyline in regards to Freddy’s ended satisfyingly at the end of the FNAF movie. He entered freddy’s with problems that are more or less solved by the end of the movie.

He’s fixed his strained relationship with Abby

If the FNAF movie novel is to be believed, he has a decently paying job now

His whole arc is about moving on from what he cannot change (Garrett’s death) and focus on the present (Abby).

He has no reason to go back to a Freddy’s location and no deeper connection to the Afton’s.

Vanessa, on the other hand, leaves Freddy’s having lost everything. She’s starting the FNAF 2 movie with nothing. As abusive and awful her father was, he was all she had. She doesn’t know what it’s like to be free of him and is burdened with the guilt of having betrayed him and being the cause of his death. She has history with Freddy’s and might now be the new owner of all the Freddy’s locations with William dead.

Vanessa is such a rich and complicated character and, what I’m most interested in, a really interesting moral compass that can make for such a compelling main character. Even though her character is rooted in choosing to do the right thing despite her situation and she ultimately chooses to help Mike and Abby, she’s still running on what her father taught her and the flawed ideology that comes with having been raised by a serial killer.

Vanessa has a line in the first movie that’s stuck with me and it’s her justifying that the vandals were bad people and that’s why she was okay with them dying. I think that’s such an interesting train of thought the writers can explore. How Vanessa believed that some deaths are okay + normal. Imagine the FNAF 2 movie exploring Vanessa’s twisted moral compass and unusually desensitized reactions to death. How every once in a while, Vanessa will have a very concerning line that makes Mike realize that he’s really doesn’t know who she is as a person behind that initial facade she put up.

Especially if you throw in Vanessa possibly having a very unstable or unreliable memory and perception of the world. I really like the idea of hallucinations, flashbacks, and dreams showing the audience William’s character through the lens of Vanessa. It can provide a good flow between the present and the flashbacks I’m sure is being planned for the FNAF 2 movie.

[the-heron]

Sorry I'm still incredibly overwhelmed thinking about the cannibalism thing. To think that dave k truly said that were the other still alive, bridgens and peglar respectively would resort to cannibalism in order to survive. For the other. They would survive only for the sake of the other still being alive. Eating people only because the other is still living and they cannot fucking live without each other I am going to fuckeigndndnhhshsh hdhhehshsskh <- brain blew up

[skysole]

Things from the miscast for people who couldn't see it

We have a guy (Korey?) in a shirt that says “I‘m The Tire Guy” in an inflatable tire

Emma’s dress is so cute??? With the converse and jean jacket, it’s so awesome

HER VOICE???

The notebook says “Sky 4 Cherry” in bubble letters

Jordan Chin as Darry!!! In a pink hat!!!

Aramie as Soda!

Josh Strobl as Two!

Hailey as Steve!!!

JPC for Ace!!

Tilly as Johnny!

Anna as Dally 😭

Emma accidentally said “he hasn’t been the since since” during 1967

They all sang “we don’t have it” after “we don’t have a lot” and Emma laughed

Guys Hailey is so gorgeous what

The song finished and Emma goes “oh hey, didn’t even see you there, that’s crazy” I love her

“How many of you have seen the show? At least ten, good. Who wants to give my speech for me? No? Dang, I wanted a competition” EMMA??

Emma said “thank yew” like Ariana Grande

“Fried chicken dinners” “YUM” Emma that was so aggressive?

Hailey walked over and Emma paused the song to SCREAM “STEEEEEVEEEE” so loud oml

Anna forgot the lyrics and goes “G is for getting… not giving a shit”

Josh did Daryl’s little dance during Soda’s part of GGAH

JPC was laughing during his “you wish” because Aramie laughed saying “eye”

JPC doing a little dancey dance in the background while Josh sings his part

Emma is so sassy? Like, Jordan goes “Ponyboy” and this girl is like “wHAT” and she’s rolling her eyes while Darry sings

“You’re gonna crash and burn” and Emma pulled that “bUT MOOOOMMMMM” pose

JPC is doing a little dancey dance throughout the entire song after Josh’s part

At the end Jordan goes “you know, sometimes you do throw in the towel” and then walks offstage

She said she threatened to quit if Matt didn’t play piano 😭

COLE PLAYED DARRY DURING RITF

It’s so funny to me when they mess up the lyrics because they just roll with it

SKY FOR CHERRY TIME

Okay guys Sky SLAYS like he looks hot

JASON FOR BEV

BRENT AS MARCIA

MELODY AS BOB

Brent is so cunty omg he’s so sassy during FATD

Emma offstage yelling “OH OH OH OH OH OH” while Josh dances

Brent acts like a drunk aunt and I am HERE for it

Sky mouthed “bitch” at the end of FATD

Brent is vibing on his phone while Emma yaps

Brent grabbed Anna’s script and they had to switch lol

Sky is so sassy guys words can’t describe how sassily he and Brent are in this scene

Brent gave Anna the dirtiest side eye when she said “sonnets”

“Genre 💅”

“She’s NOT interested” “let her speek fer herselffff”

“mInDiNg HeR bUsInEsS” - Anna

Brent burped into the mic

Brent burped into the mic again but louder this time and Sky gave him a side eye

“It’s soft ain’t it” “yes” “you got it at that department store” “yes” Sky likes his sweater gang

*awkward pause* “get lost hood”

Brent said “Jesus Christ its so long” really annoyed when Anna kept talking

The coke is paper and after he throws it on Anna Sky went “BITCH”

Brent’s “are you two gonna start in on us now” sounded mildly threatening

“Why are you boys hanging around with trash like… ~Dallas Winston~ 🫦”

“Didn’t he just get out of prison” *offended Sky noise* “EUGH”

“You can protect us” was said so cuntily like he had plans on jumping their bones and made Emma do a double take while Tilly danced with her tongue out

“Youre sherri valance ain’t it” was so awestruck

“Everyone calls me ‘black cherry’ and this… is marcia” (said as Marrr-cee-ah because he did a French accent)

Brent’s slutty “hello” in a deep voice

“What’s your name little boy?”  “who me?” “YEAH 😡 YOU 👹”

Brent leaned in so we could hear him slurping his drink

*awkward pause* “page turn” - Sky

“Oh shit” - Brent who forgot he still had lines

“Outlaws” says Tilly while showing her abs

“Johnny Cade” was said so scarily by Sky omg

“How old are you two 👹” BRENT YOU SOUND LIKE A KIDNAPPER BACK UP SIR

“I’ll be fifteen really soon… mmmm like next julyyyy”

Brent gasping all scandalized “don’t do that” and Sky “i have TOOOOO”

Emma whinneyed before the knees in the armpits line

“Uhm page turn” “thank you page turn”

“What happened to your friend… yonnie, was it?” “its actually Johnny but i like the way you say it better”

*Emma talking about Johnny being jumped* 

Sky: /scandalized gasp/ 

*emma continues*

Sky: mmmm

“Not all those guys are bad” 

Emma: lowers script “be so for real” 

Sky: grins “Okayyy they’re kinda bad” giggles

“Johnny’s not like that” left Sky looking taken aback before he said “oKAY”

“DAMNNN thats what happened to your face?” “well yassss”

“I bet you socs think we have it- I bet you think-” “so close, no, 100 percent” 

“pOnYbOy”

“We have troubles” *scandalized gasp from Emma*

Emma: “Look at that sky” *points*

Sky: *looks at her confused* “what? oh OH!” *realizes she meant the sunset* “what about it?”

Emma, sadly: “she ain’t around no more”

Sky, sassily: “did she rUn OfF”

Emma, offended: “she didn’t RUN OFF she DIED”

Sky: scandalized gasp

Emma: and my dad died too actually now that you BRING IT UP”

Sky: another scandalized gasp

Emma: explaining how they died

Sky: GODDAMN that was yourrr familay?

Emma: yeaaahhh…. Yeeaaahhh devastatingggg

“Uh, Ponyboy… that… wasn’t your fault” Sky you don’t sound too convinced rn why did you make that face

“You weren’t driving that train… were you?” “they can’t prove that”

“You’ve read Great Expectations?” “Im reading it now… IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH” like damn girl you took that personally 😭

Sky hiding behind Emma because he burst out laughing at her offended statement

Emma looked at the audience and said “We get paid for this in real life” and that made Sky laugh harder

“MMHMMM” Sky sounded constipated

“🎵 I was under the impression- 🎵 ORIGINAL KEY” “thank you”

Midway through the song Emma just goes “you look amazing by the way”

“I never talk like this with white people- I mean socs” SKY???

“🎵 I know exactly what you’re saying 🎵” “YOU DO?” “well yeesss”

When he said “you do” Sky pulled back looking so taken aback

“🎵 I’d rather read than fight a rumble 🎵” “damn”

“SING SKY”

Sky dancing like a barbie doll

“Muscles in my stomach and chest and other places” Emma??? Care to elaborate???

Sky looked so disgusted at that 😭

“What was that” GIRL YOU SAID IT YOU TELL US

Emma: finishing her line

Sky: “mansplaining”

“DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW THAT I AM FOR SKY FOR CHERRY”

JASON SANG HOPELESS WAR

Randy was originally a character but then they put his character arc into Cherry instead!!

Jason did NAWT know the lyrics lmfao

Emma walked off and he was like “are you singing the beginning Emma” and she returned and said “I forgot I’m Pony”

“They really did, they wanted her so dead” JASON??????/

awkward silence before Emma reminds Jason of the words

She slowly crept off stage after lol

“I know dananananananananananana same way too” he did NOT know what to sing 😭

THE CROWD HAD TO REMIND HIM OF THE LYRICS

Jason: sings angelically

Also Jason: “I think that went okay:

EMMA SAID “I bet Randy has a stoner ex girlfriend” before laughing at the crowd and Jaosn just said “probably”

“I was afraid no one was gonna get it” EMMA???? GURL!??? We love Jason ofc we know his music 😭

“I had planned laughter just over there” EMMA

“Where were weee? ….riiight and that’s why we have faans in the audience honay”

BRIE AS DARRY BRIE AS DARRY BRIE AS DARRY BRIE LEFTWICH AS FUCKING DARREL CURTIS BRIE AS DARRY

BRIE CAN SING SO GOOD GUYS AND HER OUTFIT ATE

“Don’t be smart with me Ponyboy” “I WAS AT THE DRIVE IN” GIRL SCREAMED THAT

“I’m The Tire Guy” has returned with a lampshade on his head

“SOME GRUMPY LINE ABOUT BEING A KID” Emma, sweetie, those aren’t the words

“🎵 dragging me down 🎵” “SING”

“Darrel never hit me before 😑” “whoops! 🤷” “GET OUTTA HERE”

Emma was talking about the park and how she needed Tilly and Tilly(?) yelled from offstage “SKY ITS NOT YOU” and Emma laughed and went “ITS NOT YOU SKY YOU’RE CHERRY” and then Sky screamed back “IM CHERRY”

“I’ve run away… because… ouch… That really fuckin’ hurt” awkward laugh

MELODY BOB AGAIN GUYSSS

“WOAH WHAT THE- Bob was are you DOING HERE?” “hey guys, sorry, I’m just on the wrong side of townnnn”

“Our understudy Rio couldn’t make it because he’s in Pirates of Penzance” - Emma

“YOU DESERVE TO DIEEEEE” while the “I’m The Tire Guy” has a pirate face taped onto his face holding an inflatable sword and stabbing Melody

MELODY’S COP OUTFIT IS SO CUNTY I LOVE IT

“WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK” was so aggressive as Emma and Tilly run off stage

Guys I lowkey think Brent was drunk

NONE OF THEM WERE SINGING JFT RIGHT? They all forgot to sing “heard they were from the east side”

Brent started and they joined in

Anna serves tiny lesbian Dallas and I NEED it

Brent’s tiny dance?? 

“Well I got nothin’ for you why don’t get this LA KSBAASAIS line GOT CROSSED” Anna forgetting the words is amazing

Brent walking over to the socs before saying “shit” and returning to Cherry

Guys I can’t explain how much I love Brent in this he’s like so tall and trying to be a supportive bestie but he’s acting so shitfaced

“ 🎵 you never did the things you should 🎵 ORIGINAL KEY 🎵even so I know your heart was good 🎵 NOT ORIGINAL KEY”

Emma offstage just going “right” over and over

“SHAAARRREEERREE” left Hailey, Trevi, Jason, and Davis laughing so hard

Sky making sassy expressions to Brent while Trevi sings

“🎵 what have we done 🎵” DAVIS LOOKED LIKE “WE? SIR THAT WAS ALL YOU” 

SKY’S VOCALS IN JFT

While Sky sings, Brent leaned into the mic to say “that’s right” and Jason went “SHUDDUP” while pointing and Davis lost it

SKY OPT UP IN JTF DURING “out looking for a fight” HE OPTED UP

AFTER HE SAID THAT TREVI WENT “she’s got a point” to Davis

“🎵 Bob was not a jealous man 🎵” “HECK YEAH” SKY?? YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE

SKY DID HIS CHERRY DANCE THE ONE HE DID ON HALLOWEEN

Hailey had to remind Jason to go grab Brent

Brent and Jason are literally brothers guys they’re dramatically singing

Sky and Trevi ran off stage???

Trevi is in the crowd yelling about the war

Hailey’s vocals are eating

New crush unlocked: Hailey Hyde

“Yeah” Jason says all gangsta while leaving stage

DAMD

EMMA’S VOCALSSSS

“Pony that’s fucking crazy” “no it’s like, lowkey, like I curse everyone I fuckin’ know” “well that’s true but it’s okay” TILLY????? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DISAGREE

Emma is looking at Tilly so fondly awww

WOMEN HARMONIZING YESSSSSSS

DAMD PREVIEW VERSION SPOTTED

EMMA!PONY AND TILLY!JOHNNY KISS AT THE END OF DAMD JOHNNYBOY CONFIRMED

“What was that” awkward laugh EMMA YOU TELL US YOU CAN’T “KISS” TILLY AND MOVE ON

“thank you women” REAL EMMA REAL

HAILEY ANNA AND PONY DOING TITT

EMMA!DARRY AND HAILEY!SODA WITH ANNA!PONY

IN LOVE WITH HAILEY’S VOICE

when you lwk know the words better than the actual actors:

WOMEN HARMONIZING

“I GOT THE LAST HARMONY LINE” YAY ANNA

“We may be professionals but that was the first time we did that all the way right, all the way through” Emma 😭

“I lost where we are [...] welcome to the play I did do this eight times this week”

ARAMIE!SODA LETTER TIME

ARAMIE’S VOICE IS ACTUALLY INSANE

“We are running out of time” he sings while holding up a fucking timer

“Sooooo speaking of time….” awkward laugh

YOU KNOW BRIE’S “the outsiders if” THING SHE DOES ON TIKTOK??? SHE GAVE A SCRIPT OF ONE TO THEM

Emma: “Wow! What a- that was a beautifully sung- I mean written letter by my brother!”

Anna: “Yeah, it was, not gonna lie, though, your brothers are kinda going through it.” (she then had to turn away due to laughing at her delivery)

Emma: “Maybe we should go back…” awkward laugh

Tilly: “That’s so funny, Ponyboy, because I was gonna say we should go back.”

Anna: “But GUYS! All the socs are looking for you. They beat up Two-Bit, remember? What if they do that TO YOU?”

Tilly: “It’s a risk we’re going to have to take, Dally. Besides, you think staying in a church would be any safer? What if it catches on fire?”

Anna: does a cross

Emma: “The stage direction here… ‘The three boys look at the audience knowingly’.”

All three: stare into the audience like fucking Deadpool before Anna loses it

Emma: “That would be really crazy, Johnny. It’s a good thing I’m putting out my cigarette.” drops cigarette, steps on it three times and jumps on it three times - for six solid seconds (yes I counted). “It’s out now. Let’s go back to Tulsaaaa.”

All three: “Yayyyyy…”

Emma: “Back in Tulsa…”

Melody!Cop: “Hey… Are you three the leading roles in the Outsiders musical that was originated by three Tony-nominated actors?”

All three: “Well yaaassss.”

Melody: “Good news! We found out who killed Bob!”

Emma: “Who was it?”

Melody: “It was Rio, the pirate from Pirates of Penzance! Opening April 4th at the Todd Haimes Theatre!”

Emma: “Check it out!”

All four: squealing

Melody: So, you see? You’re free of all crimes held against you.”

The original trio: cheering “YAYYYY!”

Anna: “THE END!”

Emma: “I don’t know about you guys, but I feel so inspired by these last seventy-five minutes. I feel like our adventure would be a really good book.”

Tilly: “Or movie.”

Emma: “Or… musical. YEAH! BIG TONY AWARD WINNING BROADWAY MUSICAL!”

Tilly: “WITH A BROADWAY CARES BENEFIT CONCERRRTTT!”

Emma: “And Soc Saturdayyyyssss!”

Emma and Tilly: “🎵 Dan Berry on a magnet 🎵”

Anna: “And a story that will change the lives of many. A reminder that it’s okay to be different.”

Tilly: “...Yeah…”

WE GOT DAN BERRY ON A MAGNET VOCAL STIM GUYS I LOVE THIS

TULSA 1967 FINALE HERE STARTED WITH THE DALLY LINE

BRENT IS ON HIS KNEES AND HE’S ONLY LIKE TWO INCHES SHORTER THAN ANNA STILL

“I thought and i thought and i thought and I finally began like THIIISSS” while holding up the Sky4Cherry notebook

They’re all on stage singing now and Melody did a hat tip during the part about Bob

“🎵He was just too damn good for growing old 🎵 even though he didn’t die in our story”

“STAY GOOOLLLLDDDD”

JPC literally did that rockstar move with the mic omg

“Thank you” from Jason

Guys Brent missed the bow TWICE first he bowed too early and then they did it in unison and when they straightened he realized and bowed again LMAO

Sky took his wig off 😞

“If you don’t want that we’ll go…we got two shows tomorrow-” “NO STAY FOR US” “what was that” (emma was saying if people donated to BCEF they’d do another song and a fan yelled out)

“We’ll wait” Emma’s voice went so deep

THEY’RE DOING THE JEOPARDY SONG WHILE THEY WAIT

They’re all dancing and Brent is just bobbing his head

“🎵Are you donating or taking a video cause either way we won’t sing a song unless you donate now🎵hey let me see your receipts literally that’s what i’m talking about! We got one right there you want to hear us sing or what let me see the donations let me see it this guy right here is getting a solo come one let me see it 🎵if you’re not interested in another tune 🎵 THERE'S ANOTHER THERES ANOTHER” “🎵we are outta here🎵” (from Tilly) “there’s another, i need a couple more than that boom bow! Okay! That’s like five out of a hundred and fucking fifty people respectfully come on pull out your phones! 🎵theres another and another and another and another let me see some more! I could never do an auction, this is exhausting! Let me see you! What about you guys on the edge there, haven’t seen a phone over there. Saw one in the front, there’s one in the back. And how about- OHHHHH! Somebody on a roll back there! Thank you for your donation yeah yeah there’s another there’s another hey yeah let me some AHHHHH thank you alright you know what I want five more phones in the air that haven’t put their fucking phones up yet don’t lie to me there’s one boom boom there’s two there’s three there’s four there’s five YEEEAHHHH OOOOOOOHHHHH okay feel free to keep donating and stop and ooooh 🎵period.” (This entire thing was so chaotic I had to type it out for you to understand she fucking sang this entire part while the cast danced)

THE FOUR PONYBOYS ARE ON STAGE NOW

SINCE WHEN WAS JPC A PONYBOY

“Y’all walking out, don’t go the bar, come right back” was said in a country accent

awkward laugh “what was that” EMMA WHAT?

“This is for the twelve people that donated… out of a hundred and fifty of you”

“And everyone online? Question mark?” I am Trevi, Trevi is me

They waved to everyone watching online and said hi to their moms 🥹

Emma: “Shoutout to my friend Jill, she’s making a baby”

The guys: “woooahhh”

JPC: “making- MAKING IT?”

Josh: “during our livestream?”

Trevi: “she’s conceiving it?”

Emma: “yeah! She’s creatin- yeah! yeah, be so for real!

Josh: “DURING THE LIVESTREAM 😀😨”

Emma: “a cast full of boys, girls… it’s exhausting”

Josh: “I was like ‘yooo’”

Emma: “I gotta go, you know what, forget it we’re outta here, let’s go”

Fan: “NOOO”

Emma: “what was that”

JPC held his hands up like he was innocent while Emma complained 😭

When she went to leave JPC grabbed her shoulder and Josh was literally losing it laughing at her antics

GREAT EXPECTATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They’re taking turns with the lines!! Trevi then Josh then JPC then Emma

UNISON FOR THE CHORUS

THEY FORGOT THE LYRICS

All four: “...mmnnn maybe this covers-” 

Trevi: “AM I THE ONE” 

Josh and JPC, deeply: “in controllll” 

Emma: “I don’t even play the part, I have an excuse”

Trevi: “me neither, damn” SIR??

I love them so much omg

Emma harmonized and JPC just went 👌

“That under the cover- let’s do it together” “that under the-” “there’s moorrreee” THEY SANG AT THE SAME TIME LMFAO

JPC LAUGHED BEFORE HE FINISHED THE NOTE

“Can you tell we rehearsed that?” emma are you sure you rehearsed any of this

OutsiderIn1983 posted the entire thing on YouTube guys, go check it out! It was amazing, chaotic, beautiful! The vocals ate

There is a chance I put the wrong names, I tried to be accurate but I might have mistaken some of them for others :(