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He / it / Artist / Writer/Roleplayer/Minor Rogue of Time Joan of Arc's #1 fanboyDiscord: chroniccannibal Alt: cainwhowanders
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it was just a webcomic from 2009. why did this happen to me
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the loveliest of human funerals
(full view please!)
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day 265
jade gets some of the best outfits in this dang comic i swear
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I keep getting mad at Ford so as per a Twitter request I doodled Fiddlestan because at least SOMEONE would appreciate Fidds' gifts smh
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dirk and rose both do a 👁️_👁️ displeased face while roxy and dave do a 45 degree head tilt with one eyebrow raised and a grimace
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the homestuck x naruto crossover that absolutely nobody asked for
(tbc???…)
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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple
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btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.
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stan is the only member of the pines twins^2 to never make a deal with bill and i think he needs more credit for that.
ford makes, just, so many deals with his demon boyfriend
dipper literally trades his body to bill in sock opera
and while i will die on the hill that it was never her fault, mabel is tricked into making a deal with him for weirdmagenon.
but stan never gets tricked. the only time he comes close was when he was pretending to be ford but that was with the sole purpose of getting bill erased. never does bill get to him or twist his thoughts. for being the "dumb one" he's surprisingly rational in this was.
nobody matches bill intellectually, ford's fatal flaw is that he thought he did, and the pines family wins because they have an emotional core that bill never had (the power of sibling bonding saves the day and i love it) but ill go out on a limb and say that out of everyone, stan is the only one to match bill's street smarts.
bill's a master manipulator but stan is a professional con-artist with no respect for the law, you tell me who's coming out on top.
stan successfully faked his own death, ran a business for 30 years, taught himself some sort of advanced engineering to repair the portal, evaded local, federal and international authorities from the age of 18, and did it all without any support.
and going back to when he pretends to be ford to get bill to enter his mind, that scene makes stan the only character to ever outwit bill.
anyways this has been a stan pines appreciation post, thank you and goodnight
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