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This man is so normal about his college roommate heās spoken to likeā¦ 5 times in the last 2 decades. And Iām so normal about him.
#S3 as a whole is like 40% okay 50% trash but then 10% IS JACK AND HEāS PERFECT#WHY IS HE THE ONLY ONE LEFT UNSCATHED!?!?#I ADORE JACK SO MUCH AND ALL S3 IS GOOD FOR IS COOL ANIMATION AND JACK AND VLAD SHIP FUEL#LIKE HEāS OBSESSED WITH THE MAN AND HE GENUINELY CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HIM#danny phantom#Jack Fenton#Vlad Masters#Vlad Plasmius#I need to figure out what their ship name isā¦
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Nettles's story matters because of her lack of privilege. Because of the place she comes from. Because her heritage is left up in the air. The valyrians were shepherds before they were dragonriders and there's an inherent power to this person who was a nobody taming a wild dragon in a way the valyrians first could have attempted when they discovered dragons. She tamed Sheepstealer the way anyone might try to tame a wild animal, feeding and building a bond with him gradually. It can never be given to another character and have the same effect, especially if said character is the highborn daughter of two powerful families. She was literally just a girl and she tamed Sheepstealer and that story loses all of its power when it's Daem on's trueborn daughter whose own dragon hatching for her was meaningful in its own way, imo.
#tbd#Nettles#anti hotd#hotd critical#anti ryan condal#yes she was probs a dragonseed bc targs being racist towards those w/ the blood but not the looks was a thing we can't discount and#and rhae did use that racist reasoning against nettles#but at the same time just the hint of possibility when she tamed a wild dragon in this magnificently obvious and intuitive way#like you're taming a feral dog or cat#that's important and it's incredible and i loathe that it has been erased#also make no mistake nettles was deleted from the narrative because she got in the way of condolt's whitewashing of a trash ship#also boo for the morning erasure e__e#nettles and sheepstealer could've been everything man#could've gotten so many toothless & hiccup tier scenes out of them
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I have, quite literally, had this image sitting in my art programās drafts for the past two years. I finally sat down and drew it.
#my art#Ace Attorney#Manfred von Karma#Damon Gant#I have never drawn the big orange power man before and I'm so unbelievably happy with how he came out in this#gantfred#thatās the right tag for y'all right?#this particular ship isnāt my cup of tea#but I can See The Dynamic.#my first thought upon Figuring Out who/what Damon Gant is; "Oh My God those two definitely fucked''#either way it makes me smile and giggle. Horrible old men committing crimes together.#and besides. this is absolutely their dynamic. thank you have a great day /v jov#reaās trash
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I'm an artist i can draw anything.. anything...? Anything š
Sorry not sorry >w<
#honkai star rail#hsr#har fanart#hsr fan art#chibi#fanart#caelus#honkai star rail caelus#Trailblazer#hsr Trailblazer#honkai star rail Trailblazer#Trailblazer male#man i was really feeling silly#trash can#cargo shipping#btw did you knew that Caelus is the name of Trailblazer male? and stella is the girl#caelus x trash can#Trailblazer x trash can#stelle*.. im stupid#pls ignore my bad english
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When it comes to OG!Cale ships I like both OG!AlCale and OG!ChoiHan but it really depends on the scenario
For example, I like OG!AlCale in both regression aus and TBoaH adjacent timeline things because I think a huge thing I like in their dynamic is how mysterious they both are to the other party. The fun of their dynamic is them discovering more about each other and the various miscommunications they have cause of their own personalities, and I think that works very well no matter the universe.
But with OG!ChoiCale, I feel like I can really only enjoy it in TBoaH adjacent things or if they both have the memories of the first life.
To me, a big thing about OG!ChoiCale is about the life they lived together, how they hated eachother, how they both didnāt know eachother for years, how they could have spent time together during the war due to unfortunate circumstances(there not being enough people left)
Like, I think OG!ChoiCale can be such a cool dynamic, such a sad, but comforting one at the same time. Itās a little bitter how the man you thought you would hate forever became a close companion, how heās more similar to you than your younger self woild have ever thought, but do you really hate it?
Can you really hate having a person who understands you, when so many people have died? When so many are gone?
Something about the sadness of it all, how it was tragedy that brought them against each other at first, but now it brings them together. How they could only ever grow to understand eachother because of the pain they face, the pain that they shared. At some point, can you really hate him, even until the end? After all those years? After coming to understand him? No, you cannot.
Like, it adds in extra layers when they both care about each other at some point mid-way through the war, but they still canāt really talk to eachother properly. They care, but they frustrate one another, anger each other. Choi Han doing increasingly more risky and self sacrificial things because āIām a heroā āI have to do it.ā āIt is justice to save peopleā, despite the fact that itās at the expense of himself
And Caleās frustration at Choi Hanās attitude. He can never wrap his head around the fact that Choi Han destroys himself for the sake of other people, and believes itās heroic(He knows Choi Han doesnt, he know Choi Han hates it too, but he doesnāt know what else to say to himself other than the fact that āitās for the greater goodā, because he will go crazy if he doesnāt)
Heās mad, but thereās some twisted sense of understanding in there too. Cale understands, because he became trash for his family, he became trash to protect them, he had to do it.
But thatās only what he thought.
He was older now, he had lost them all, and he had seen how his trash act hadnāt done anything to protect them. It only distanced him from them, and now they were gone, and he could never see them again, he could never make amends.
Cale is mad at Choi Han for sacrificing himself because while Choi Han is hurting himself, the people who he loves, and the people who love him, watch him do it over and over again and he doesnāt listen to their worried cries.
Heās mad, but he understands. It was frustrating to be on the other side, watching someone destroy themselves for the sake of others when the people who cared about them wanted the exact opposite. The only difference between him and Choi Han was that Choi Han was never a good liar, he could never hide how much pain he went through.
In a way, Cale thought it was better that way.
At some point, there is love that is there. Love that follows them, and itās so painful because they both know the tragedy edy to it that is how they are doomed, how they can never be happy in the first time line where they knew each other.
Because as Cale and Choi Han, they canāt be happy. Not when so much has been lost, not when the world is falling apart, they may love each other, but loving each other as they are means being in a world where everything else they love is gone.
It is a cruel kind of love.
Like letās say they do pursue these feelings, even though knowing those two I donāt think theyād ever say anything in that scenario. If they did it would probably be Cale going like:
āChoi Han, do you love me?ā
Choi Han doesnāt say anything, but his silence in place of adamant refusal is enough of an answer.
āDo you love me, Cale?ā
Cale doesnāt say anything either, only smiling at Choi Han with his signature, cynical and bitter smile.
He didnāt deny it either.
It was a confirmation of feelings, but unlike the confessions from romance novels and stories, the main character and lead do not end up together and live happily ever after.
They stay together, but the world around them is not happy, not at all. They are together, but not as partners or as lovers, but two people who live in their suffering because all they can do is live.
I feel like anything they do together would always have an air of melancholy to it. Maybe they kiss, once, and no more, because there is no point in making it a regular thing. Not when everything in their world will end, even if they keep on fighting for it to not be that way.
They kiss, and itās short, but in that short moment, the world is nothing but Cale and Choi Han.
Isnāt that selfish? If itās like this, then they could ignore how everything has gone so badly. But that is exactly why they cannot be together, there is no ignoring the reality of their situation, no matter how sweet it would be to live in a false dream and never wake up.
I like my OG!ChoiCale a little doomed.
#I LOVE DOOMED YAOI!!!!!!!!#I can only like OG!ChoiCale when theyāre different from TCF ChoiCale#actually thatās something I donāt like in a lot of things#where itās just TCF copy and pasted but Roksoo is gone and OG Cale is in his place#itās something I donāt prefer personally#because I like OG Cale as he is#and not as KRSās replacement#I like both of them and they both deserve their own stories#not to say that OG AlCale is similar to TCF AlCale#they arenāt really similar#but I guess Iām more particular about how I feel on OG ChoiCale cause theyāre my favorite ship š#yes the ship with zero screentime is my favorite#I know#itās tragic#but yeah I like OG!ChoiCale as doomed old man yaoi#I think there is a lot of potential in their dynamic#because of how doomed the TBoaH universe is#tcf#lcf#just rambling#trash of the count's family#lout of the countās family#tcf novel#lcf novel#og cale henituse#choicale
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Rookanis Headcanon Time
Lucanis knows Madeleina likes telling stories. He has trouble sleeping, and wonders if a story could help. Mads is happy to oblige. She starts telling him a new one every night a la '1001 Nights' style. I imagine some of these could be Thedas-ified versions of fairytales from our world.
Night one is about a girl named Cinderella, who lived in Starkhaven a long time ago, under the rule of her abusive stepmother and stepsisters. The prince of Starkhaven is throwing a ball and she desperately wants to attend, but cannot because of her family. A spirit of compassion uses its magic to allow her to do so, casting a spell that would prevent her from being recognized.
Night two may be a story like Hansel and Gretel, two children from Ferelden who go looking for food amidst a particularly difficult winter only to encounter a Witch of the Wilds. A bedtime story and a deterrent for young children who want to go exploring in the woods.
Night three is based off 'The Shoes that Were Danced to Pieces' or 'The 12 Dancing Princesses' from Orlais. The 12 dancing princesses had actually been enchanted by a desire demon into dancing their nights away until they all became mad.
Night four is based off of 'The Nutcracker', this time from Nevarra. The spirit of a prince becomes trapped in a doll. It is given to a young girl named Clara as a gift for Satinalia. She begins speaking to it and dreams of an epic battle with the doll/Prince against a demon in the Fade. Eventually, the spirit is exorcised from the doll by a passing Necromancer.
And so on and so forth.
Every night is a new story until he can finally have one long stretch of uninterrupted sleep. Rook is so excited that he's finally getting some rest that she can't sleep for the rest of the night.
I love me a slow-burn romance ~
#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#lucanis x mercar#datv#dragon age veilguard#rookanis#rook mercar#i would write this as a fanfic but sadly my writing skills are trash so i'll settle for explaining it in this fashion#man i don't even have the game yet and im already so attached to this ship
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Peter B got "Here's a tip; Don't watch the eyes. Watch the hands" from his Felicia Hardy 100%
#LISTEN I CANT HELP IT I SHIP THE TRASH MAN WITH THE LITERAL GODDESS#peter b getting these amaizngly hot strong badass ppl by being a funny snark machine is sooo#give miles a fun auntie#felicia can help him talk to girls#he tries tne Hey thing on her and she's like. and who thought you that?#miles: my uncle aaron. felicia: was he single too?#peter b parker#felicia hardy#spidercat#peter x felicia#little meow meows#text#spiderverse
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The text of a henghill + Caelus 4koma I sadly do not yet have the skill to draw:
Panel 1: Side view of Caelus opening the archive door. "Hey, Dan Heng, do you-" and then a large, jagged dialogue bubble with nothing but "!!"
Panel 2: "Never mind!" Caelus quickly slams the door shut again.
Panel 3: Caelus is turned away as if to hurry down the hall (away from the direction of the parlor car), but has jolted to a stop mid-step with a thoughtful "..." bubble
Panel 4: Caelus is once again opening the archive door. He shamelessly asks "Wait, how do you two even-"
He is thankfully cut off by word bubbles from within the archive; Dan Heng's firm "Get out." and Boothill's much more lively "SCRAM!!"
#honkai star rail#hsr#bootheng#henghill#caelus#dan heng#boothill#hsr caelus#hsr dan heng#hsr boothill#suggestive#honkai star rail caelus#honkai star rail dan heng#honkai star rail boothill#there yeesh#so many fuckin tags for three characters and a single ship#I think Dan Heng playing straight man to Boothill like a comedy duo is really funny#but sometimes you need someone with truly zero braincells for both people in the ship to play straight man to NXKJXNDKDM#Caelus my beloved little trash panda uwu
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Sorry if this might be a rude question but why donāt you just make a seperate account for your nsfw fics?
not rude, it's a valid question! tbh it's a combination of a couple reasons.
i started posting anonymous dead dove batcest fics long before i had the balls to make a tumblr. at first i was content to just leave them unassociated with each other because i didn't really care about them being tied to me. i made this blog to actually show solidarity to my partner who wanted to make a sideblog for Sandman comic stuff so we could cheerlead each other and be brave together, since i've wanted to make a batcest sideblog but i've been nervous about actually having to get it going. (mal ik you're reading this go be brave and actually make your blog so i can cheerlead you damnit-) only did it dawn on me then that i should probably mention the fics i've written on the blog after like, three of them were posted anonymously. and it would've annoyed me to have half of them anonymous and half of them not, because notifications for them would've gone in different places. i could go back and take my fics off anon if i wanted to, but i can't switch the account they're on without taking them down entirely and that'd fuck over people who have them bookmarked already.
which, ties into my second reason, if i made an entire second ao3 account it'd be harder for me to see notifications, reply to stuff, and post things for both accounts because i'd have to constantly switch. and honestly i'd be terrified of accidentally posting on the wrong one on a brain fog day. posting fics is always the most tedious part of writing them for me lol. it's easier for me to stay logged into one account and have all of my stuff in one place for me and just use the anonymous collection when i feel like it. if ao3 pseuds worked like tumblr blogs, where you can't see all my side blogs but i can, i would've used pseuds, but since you can see all pseuds on an ao3, i felt it was a moot point.
and the last reason is i just feel more comfortable being anonymous on ao3 because of the rise in anti culture. on tumblr it's very easy for me to just filter that out and find the people i want to follow and block the people i don't. i don't mind getting hate, on tumblr or on ao3. but i think, for whatever reason you want to blame it on, there's been a massive boom of antis on ao3 who are very entitled about how they read on ao3. i tag extensively, but i just feel safer from getting targeted attacks if everything i write on ao3 isn't attached to one profile. if people like a fic i wrote, want to find more i always link my tumblr in the notes, but if an anti wants to get huffy with me, they can't easily track down my other things. they definitely could if they wanted to, but being anonymous on ao3 just makes me feel more secluded, in a weird way. it's like saying "if you want you can come find me but on here i'm just a weird faceless guy throwing stuff in the void". i've used ao3's anon feature a lot, actually, i used to be a hydra trash party dumpster kid back when that was in it's prime.
i also used to be vaguely popular on a different tumblr blog and my main ao3 and while i think it'd definitely be cool if i got a decent chunk of followers on this blog too, i don't really miss having fanfiction do so well i got targetted hate on all of my fics from the same people, i had my fics stolen, etc. it was really exhausting for me. i have 120+ works on ao3, not counting what's anonymous, and that level of exposure tires me, even when i use my main ao3 to post things that aren't trashy. it's just a weird feeling knowing so many people are subscribed to you on ao3 and what if you post something they won't like because you jumped fandoms again, or you're posting something niche, or you don't think it fills enough fandom tropes to be well-liked. i used to obsessively think like that, and it made me not write the things i wanted to because i cared about numbers. and i don't want to slide back into that hole. writing on anonymous is mostly to remind myself i wrote this for me, and if other people like it, they can come find me, but i don't have to perform like that anymore. if i get a really weird fucked up idea, i can write the really weird fucked up idea. at the end of the day, just makes me more comfortable! but i get it's a super confusing set up from an outsider perspective so, i really don't mind the question, thank you for asking!!
#necrotic festerings#batcest#pro ship#necrotic answerings#tbh asking the question gave me the chance to explain it so ty!#might link this in my about me or my masterlist for ease of access#i don't want to like. overstate how big i was on an old blog bc i was not like. a celebrity by *any* means.#but i had a ship-specific blog and i was certainly a ābig name fanā for that specific rarepair#and it like. took over my life when i was a teen#i look back on it fondly now but i really regret that i would obsess so heavily over numbers and what made a fic do well#my favorite fics to write were htp back then bc for htp culture writing on anon was normal since that was during the dreamwidth days#and i just. liked that veil of anonymity and i think i defaulted to that when i decided to finally start posting batcest stuff#(all of this makes me sound so old i'm only 22 i just started fandom really fucking young which i don't recommend)#and when i say one fic got big. i mean it. i have found that fic on instagram and pinterest and tiktok and even. facebook.#do you know what it's like when your fic gets reuploaded to facebook without your permission and you see what boomers think of it.#that was so mortifying.#funnily enough the boomers were actually really nice i was just shocked to find it there scrolling one day.#it was instagram that was super mean to me and traumatized my ass. man ppl dug into me for the tinest things. do not miss that.#anyway the point is#i've tasted vitality and niche fandom status(tm) and i hated both. and i just cannot do that to myself again#ergo#anon on ao3 and a blog to post my thoughts when i have them.#it's a nice system for me#i have some stuff on my main ao3 that toes the line of like. dark dead dove trash.#and i had antis get mad at me bc their fave fluffy fic was written by. gasp. a proshipper.#and yeah that soured me to existence on ao3.#getting into the rise of anti culture is a whole other discussion that'd have me going on for hours but i will shut up now.#wow this got long. i like to fucking talk don't i.
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Maybe this sounds crazy but I see no difference between people who ship klaroline and people who ship daroline.
#in both ships care is paired with a man who abused her#a man who raped her - damon - and a man who nearly assaulted her sexually by making out with her while in tyler's body#both are trash ships#she deserves something better than them#i just don't like shipping women with their abuser#what a crime#caroline forbes#klaus mikaelson#damon salvatore#anti klaroline#anti daroline#the originals#the vampire diaries#tvd
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Paul and Ted should team up and kill Sam for Charlotte me thinks
#im rewatching tgwdlm and this just popped into my brain#they totally could and should kill Sam#it would be great#+ it really works with both their characters#we know Ted is capable of killing and that he does actually care for Charlotte but he's too insecure to ever let her truly know that#Paul very obviously cares about Charlotte he actively put himself in danger during show me your hands to get Charlotte away from Sam#and we KNOW he is capable of murder from nmt#also Sam is trash#throw the whole man out#tgwdlm#ccrp#Ted/Charlotte#< idk if they have a specific ship name sorry#Chai latte if you want#i do ship it but this doesn't have to be a them post#Sam Sweetly#Charlotte Sweetly#Ted Spankoffski#Paul Matthews#i dont think the lords would even be a factor in this#Charlotte would just come in one day kinda sad and Paul would be like what's up?#and it we be something with Sam and Paul and Ted would just share a look and nod#cut to midnight in the witchwoods Paul and Ted covered in Sams blood digging a hole to bury him in#'so beanies tomorrow?' 'sure Paul'
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i dont understand people who completely deny any possibility of harry and kim having a romantic relationship. one of the first things you know about kim is that he would, in a heartbeat, trade his life for yours. this is before you know his name. this is before he knows your name.
#disco elysium#kim sees harry across the room#hungover terrible probably missing one shoe horrible expression on his face trash disaster harry#and he knows hed follow that man to the end of the world#theyre SOULMATES.#i usually dont like the term soulmates but theyre soulmates to me.#like you dont need to ship them but ive seen people saying that theyd be toxic or could never be in love with each other and. no ur wrong.#sorry u just are.#obviously in some routes theyd be toxic#you shape harry and you can shape him into a horrible toxic person#but with how most people play him (or what i believe is most playstyles) no way theyd be horrible for each other#i could bring up a ton of small moments that theyre just. so in love
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man i haven't felt this alone in a fandom since i was 15 sailing the SS Cameron/13 from House MD
#accidentally reblogged AI art of the agatha ship (avoiding naming it since apparently that shows up in the tags now THANKS TUMBLR)#the other day and when i realized a minute later i needed to bleach my entire brain#yet AI art of a popular ship gets dozens of notes while I'm out here throwing my trash into the wind and hoping it sticks (it does not)#idk man i feel like nothing i've shared online since the old swan//queen days has left so much as a dent in the floor#i mean at this point i'd be better off just using my original characters to make art of.#that way if nobody gives a shit it makes perfect sense bc hey those are just in my head why should anyone care#but when they're someone else's i just feel like i've been gaslighting myself into thinking i'm good at something. idk.#my brushstrokes#can we please ban tumblr from throwing something into the tag if I mention it inside a tag. please a girl needs to vent.
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couldnt get this silly stupid crackship idea out of my head. doodle.
#au where instead of garroths toxic highschool partner being ivy its ein#anyways i had to get this idea out of my head so yall now have to see this#ein mystreet#ein aphmau#ein pdh#garroth ro'meave#garroth mystreet#phoenix drop high fanart#also if it wasnt obvious i do not genuinely ship them#at least not in the 'theyre so cute <3' way#maybe in a rewrite/au but canon? no#ein is a trash fire man i dont think you can ship him w any1 and expect it to end well#my art#my post#digital art#artists on tumblr#what the fuck is their ship namr#garrein#garroth x ein#aphblr#aphmau fanart
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Don't you ever have the motivation to do something just to piss off some people.
#cause I'm feeling to make more Cedbake posts just to combat with the problematic popular ship in the Sofia the First fandom#not to any other ship they're fine#just that vile popular ship#Cedric x any adult from any show/movie would be a better ship than that trash#it's just that Obake seems to be my target to paired up with Cedric#the thought of Obake opening up to Cedric makes me happy and cozy#and despite Obake's lore i think Cedric would try to comfort this broken man#Obake blushes after every kiss Cedric gives him because it's the first time anybody gave him some physical affection#and that Cedric would always tell Obake to never give up after he made a mistake#anyway sorry for rambling about my otp in the tags i love them very much#cedbake#cedric the sorcerer#sofia the first#bh6 obake#obake#bob aken#big hero 6 the series#big hero 6#user talks
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He CAN fix him!!
The WG OCās are Hangerman (my friend @elzore-da-great ās WG OC) and ABBRE.V3
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#wordgirl#wordgirl oc#wordgirl ocs#wordgirl fandom#hanger man#ABBRE.V3#he calls all organisms M.Bās (meatbags)#minus his boyfriend#he loves his boyfriend#space trash#I forgot to add the ship name#my stuff
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