#i share my download links but only with sexy people

[jung-koook]

are you making those gifs just from the yt shorts/ig reels of I AM STILL that they are posting? it doesn't even look like it bc the quality of the gifs is so good D:

If you want to talk about quality you've come to the right person! LAKSKSALKS everyone loves high quality files but sometimes I do crazy things for files that not even my friends can do. such as my paid weverse files. I always want the original quality and with screen record we don't have that, so I literally gave my email and password to someone on a forum so they can download my files from my weverse account in the original quality. this person just said "hi, I know how to download paid files from weverse using codes, do you want me to do it for you?" and I, who don't know this person, said "omg please, thank you so much for doing this for me". 😅😭 also download torrent files from suspicious websites. the list is long LKASKLAKSAS but I can give you some tips on how to always find good quality files, at least files that are free or easier to find.

try to join in exclusive forums like kpop24hrs or a harder like jpopsuki and avistaz. I had an account on jpopsuki, but maintaining an account there is very hard for me, I am someone who doesn't keep files saved on my laptop. there is a forum called "torrent invites" where some people go there and offer invitations or even exclusive forum accounts. I got a jpopsuki invitation account for a friend there. check torrent invites forum if you want an invitation to another forum! now youtube videos. to download youtube videos I use 4k video downloader. but before downloading the videos you can also try to change the format of the video to see if the quality changes too. sometimes videos in mkv format have better quality, so it's always good to check if the quality changes.

I always do that on bangtantv like bangtanbomb or the episodes videos which most of the time are always only uploaded on youtube. BUT we have some videos that are not only uploaded on yt but also on instagram and tiktok~~~~ and this is where we win heheheh~~ if a video is uploaded on these three platforms ALWAYS download it from tiktok. 99% of the time, videos on tiktok have a thousand times better quality than those on youtube and instagram. or you can also download the video on these three platforms so you can compare and see which quality is better, but I'm sure that tiktok's quality will always be the best. here's an amazing example, jin video that I giffed earlier.

first i only saw people sharing the instagram link but i went and searched if the instagram account also had a tiktok account and BAM they did 🥹 I downloaded the video from instagram and the quality was poor:

but when i download the tiktok video the quality was:

damn... this is sexy🫦

when instagram doesn't always make videos available in 1080p, most videos on tiktok are 1080p. just go and search "where to download instagram videos online" "where to download tiktok videos online" and open a website that does that and that's it.

another example, my tae and jeongguk recent gifset that you talk about here in this ask.

the quality of the video uploaded on youtube and instagram is very similar.

yt:

instagram:

but look how the quality is a thousand times better on tiktok:

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 so beautiful that I almost got emotional LAKSKASKASKA

my advice is to always look for other platforms they may have uploaded the files to! like for example jeongguk vogue photoshoot. many people thought that the videos were only uploaded on twitter and instagram but no, they were also uploaded on facebook! always look for accounts on facebook as well. but facebook is weird… from what I understand they won't upload all the quality at the same time so sometimes it takes a while for a video to be in 1080p there. another thing, sometimes they will also change the quality lol. for example, when I downloaded jeongguk photoshoot there the highest quality available was 2k but now it only has 1080p.

now:

😭😭😭😭😭😭

now torrent files~ I don't recommend the websites I download my files from because I'm not sure they are trustworthy but as I have a good program to protect my laptop so I feel safer lakskas. for torrent files I use eztvx, kpkuang, 1lou. "are you sure" files I had to search for jung kook or jimin to find the files on some of these websites.

and now free websites where we can download high quality bangtan files are namuspromised, sharemania, soowoozoooo and ouranxingg.

there are others but I feel like these are the ones who always share high quality files.

this was me trying to explain to you guys how to always find high quality files with my bad english LAKSKSKASK I just love helping people find good quality files ♡

EDIT: I forgot to talk about vimeo but @galatariel reminded me of them too ♡ many photoshoot are uploaded there with high quality so also check vimeo when a photoshoot comes out! I downloaded most of my recent tae photoshoot there~

[daradara1234]

Hello!

I have repod Bruno Petit Four Lingerie with Faerie Girl body shape. The clothes have sexy feet. A few of the clothes are in these pictures. To see the other clothes go to Bruno's website.

These clothes are repod. That means that you need Brunos' clothes to use. They are on Bruno's website. Moreover you need Warlock Faerie Girl Swim clothes. I included it.

I only make repod clothes at this time. I only make sexy feet clothes at this time. If you want to change my file please do it! It is okay.

I have used BSOK Editor v2.0 by picknmix to BSOK the clothes. They are catergoryed as Faerie Girl.

Here is the link to the share: http://www.simfileshare.net/download/4662492/

Thank yous Warlock who made the swim clothes.

Thank you Bruno who made the underwear clothes.

Thank you @picknmixsims for their program. I use Repository Wizard and BSOK editor.

I hope many more people share Faerie Girl clothes. There are many types of body in the world so Sim should has them too!

[kithpendragon]

@nokingsonlyfooles

I hate that FAQ. It's deliberately vague and keeps trying to answer questions about facts with unrelated statements about feelings.

This got long, so I'll use a cut...

The policy that allows free access to violence and gore but not sex doesn't make any sense to me either, but it is consistent with the broader culture. Asking sellers for ID but not buyers just seems like a bid to reduce the amount of sexually explicit material uploaded to the site and I'm conflicted about the best way to resist.

I'd be cautious about uploading a photo or scan of my ID anywhere for security reasons, but is security the only hurdle for you in this context?[^1] If so, I think I might be a bit more comfortable adding some text on the image of the card that said "For Age Verification By Jumio Only" in a way that doesn't obscure the original text but would take some obvious editing to remove. It's hard to think of any reasonable objection to that, and it echoes precautions recommended for uploading images of checks (and cheques 😉). Worst case, they won't accept any kind of doctored image.

I also notice that they claim alternative IDs will be accepted "in the coming months", and that if that'll be better for you then "there’s no action required immediately". (See: What if I don’t have a government-issued identification to submit?) You might have a case there anyway if all your ID is still from your old residence. The language here makes it sound like the emails you've been getting are a kind of courtesy so you can get this sorted out early. Not sure how far to trust that, of course.

Finally, I agree that the server folks being able to yank content for any reason is slimy as hell, and I see why you're reluctant to just move the (may I point out, very tastefully) sexy content behind a button-controlled age wall on the main site. If nothing else feels good enough, then I guess you shrug your remaining shoulder (since you don't have a smart arm right now) and pull the sexy text. You could give us a week's warning so we can make sure we have what we want downloaded[^2], and aim to create opportunities to republish in the future.

There's also option 3: wait and see. Patreon needs creators to make money (just as much as they need Mastercard to process that money), and I don't think they're terribly likely to single anyone out for fear of the backlash. They'll probably send increasingly desperate emails for a good while before they even bother threatening people with shutdown, and they've been known to revise policy before when it was met with enough resistance. They may be making things sound urgent to try and avoid giving people time to think and organize. Even accounts that miss the deadline and get disabled will probably be retrievable once they're brought into compliance, so the stakes aren't even super high here.

Super annoying, though!

[^1] Kind reminder that "No." is a complete sentence. You don't have to share specifics if you don't want to, even in the abstract!

[^2] ... or you could upload the files to Dropbox or something and send us links, come to think of it. There's probably other options too. Time is a thoughtful friend.

To my few readers, Patreon is being stupid

So, I got this email I was sure had to be phishing, even the spouse blew it off. Essentially, "Hi! It's me! Patreon! I need a picture of your ID!"

But I checked the actual site, and, yes, they do want a picture of my ID. It's a new wrinkle from their financial partners, they say. I have the 18+ flag up (if you're NOT a reader, I've done some sexy extras) and they want proof I'm not under 18 myself. ("Just let me sing for you the noise a dial-up modem makes as it connects, you guys. Eeeeee-ooooo, eh-bong-eh-bong, shhhh, k-shhh..... No?") So they want my ID, which they assure me is only for verifying my birthday, although I may not black out the bits that are not my birthday. They've expressed their intent to keep harassing me with emails (I just got another one!) and eventually block access to my account if I don't cough up.

I am not cool with this. My options are a) Just leave or b) Remove everything 18+ from my Patreon page. Apparently, my work itself can have sexy stuff in it, as long as the page doesn't. I can drop the flag and crawl out of the Naughty Ghetto and maybe traumatize some children!

I lean towards Option B, but that means I gotta axe your free porn downloads, and possibly some of my old posts. I'm not ready to put up my new store yet, because Canada hasn't fully acknowledged my presence yet (visitors' permit = no credit and barely a bank account), so there wouldn't be anyplace to host the extras for a while.

Your thoughts?

[kbsd]

As THEE queen (gn? idk ur gender) of supernatural amvs what are your tips for starting out? Both on a program to use to clip the show and finding high res eps to clip from. I can see my dean winchester skinny love amv in my head how do I birth it

oh christ i’m DEFINITELY not the queen lol but thank you. and that’s such a great idea!! if you make it definitely send it to me!

i use premiere pro bc i have the whole adobe suite. a lot of people use final cut pro as well, though i prefer premiere. but really, whatever you have access to works--people make really nice amvs with imovie, too! kdenlive is the good open source editor if you’re on linux

as for clips, i was sent hd download links from a very kind benefactor who will remain anonymous <3 a lot of people torrent episodes or download scene packs (you can google scene packs of whatever pairing/character you’re looking for usually). places like @/logolessdesires on twitter has hd download links to most of the seasons as well!

(also, if you’re interested: i answered an ask a while back about my process for planning out/organizing videos here, and sam jurisffiction just answered a similar one here)

[twopoppies]

hi Gina!! did u manage to get that kink exploration fic rec out?

God, I'm so sorry it's taken so long. It's been really hard to focus lately. But here you go. I hope you find some you like!!

Devil in my brain, whispering my name by @lunarheslwt (E, 9K) i i thought this author struck a great balance between the dirtiness of a demon defiling an angel and the way the angel gave in to his desire to be defiled. Super sexy.

When The Wolves Come Out by @rosemarianthyme (2-part series, E, 7K) This is the first time I’ve seen anyone write ABO as kink exploration and I loved it. I loved how open and supportive Louis is in this series and how much that allows both of them to explore and connect. The second part of the series is actually a prequel, FYI.

I Love My Hands Around Your Neck by @fournipplesau (E, 6K) Hello... this was really hot. I just loved the dynamic between the two of them—you really get a sense of the difference between them when they play and how they interact when they’re not. Also, just really hot. Did I say that already? Yeah.

Like Waters Poured Into One Jar by Jishler / @snowjosh (E, 3-part series, 18K) I think the third part of this series is my favorite, but all of them are sexy, tender, and beautifully written. Canon kink discovery and exploration through the years... loved it.

precious little thing by mercutionnotromeo (E, 21K) I’ve read this one so many times���it’s got it all. This time the phone sex operator is Louis, and subby Harry is just beginning to realize his daddy kink.

Lay So Still by yougotmetieddown (E, 3K) This one is really hot kink exploration with great dialogue and dirty talk. Plus, you really get a sense of their relationship dynamic even though it’s a PWP

Our Lives, Non-Fiction by @indiaalphawhiskey (E, 114K) this is, quite literally, the best fic I’ve read in years. It’s so well written, clever, funny, emotional, and sexy. Its draw you in immediately and you’ll end up falling in love with these characters before you know it. Don’t miss this one.

however do you want me, however do you need me by moonshinelouis / @louislorde (E, 7K) I just love a bit of baby boyfriends and kink exploration. This one does it so well.

we can take the long way home by eleadore (E, 27K) Ok, this isn’t actually ABO, it’s a canon divergent future fic where Louis is a “carrier”, but I’m including it because it’s a little bit like ABO and it’s just SO good. It’s beautifully written (like everything this author does), so well-paced, and I just find the way their relationship is written to be so touching and realistic.

Gentle Sin by userkant (E, 8K) I love when people write about kink discovery and kink exploration. This one was sweet and sexy and I loved their dynamics. Pain kink.

into another (another) serotonin overflow by mercutionotromeo (E, 11K) I love the way this author captures the overwhelm of teenage lust and pining in this one. And at the same time, there’s something so gentle about the way the two of them are with each other.

Take Our Bodies Higher by littlelouishiccups (E, 21K) Louis finally find someone who shares his kinks. It happens to be phone sex operator Harry. So much dirty talk. So much desperation. So, so good.

Only Thing That Can Quench My Thirst by eyesofshinigami (E, 7K) basically, this is a fic about Louis being obsessed with Harry’s pubic hair. It’s so much sexier than it sounds.

like poison coursing through me by orphan_account (E, 4K) I’m always a fan of kink exploration and this one has some excellent dirty talk involved.

Sonic Sounds by glasscushion (E, 6K) So, so smutty and such a sexy exploration of kink discovery.

Hello Heaven (you are tunnel-lined with yellow lights) by objectlesson (E, 3K) Baby boyfriends discovering kinks. Lingerie, embarrassment, feminization….plus really good writing. Link is to a download.

Vinyl and Lace by objectlesson (E, 8K) Similar theme to the one above, but fleshed out more. Always excellent writing and pacing. Their smut is always terrific. Link is to a download

Could you love me anyway by @sadaveniren (E, 13K) This is a bit later – more like Princess Park Era, but they’re still quite young I particularly like the way this fic handles both kink exploration and Harry’s internal monologue of negative self talk – both felt really well realized and realistic.

Tigers Play Too Rough by Blake (E, 6K) This author always writes so beautifully and this time they tackle baby boyfriends and kink exploration. It’s just beautifully done.

Born to Make You Happy by objectlesson (E, 26K) This author writes some of the best xfactor canon fic out there. The way they write Harry is in this one gives you such a real sense of him in all his awkwardness and intense infatuation for Louis. That Harry would do anything to make Louis notice him. Even if that means embarrassing himself. Link is to a download.

[professorrw]

hey bestie i was wondering if you could do a fic with something like “Your face is pretty” —“cum on it then” for natasha or wanda, or literally anyone😆🤞 you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to❤️‍🩹

Ahhh it's horny hours (that's all hours tho tbh). I loved this request bestie!!!

marvel masterlist

Title: Dating App

Pairing: female reader x Natasha Romanoff

Warnings: smut, 18+, fingering, oral (both females receiving), mentions of many hookups, bisexual!reader, drinking, dating apps

A/N: Requests open, check my request rules and who I write for that’s linked on my navigation! My taglist is open and I would love it if you would like, comment, and reblog!

Single. That’s what you had been for too long. But your status as an independent woman didn’t stop you from hooking up from time to time. There were a plethora of hot guys and gals in your area. You lived in NYC for Christ’s sake, and if there weren't sexy people there then you were out of luck. One of your wisest decisions, at least you thought it to be, was to download dating apps.

All you had to do was upload some nice photos of yourself and put in your description that you weren’t looking for love, you were looking for hookups. Strictly hookups and one-night stands. Nothing else. And that was fine with you. The only reason you searched out people was because you’re horny. You don’t actually want a relationship, you just want sex.

Every week, sometimes multiple times a week depending on your mood, you would swipe through hundreds of people, scoping out the ones you thought were attractive and hoping that you would match. You were doing that exact thing, lying in bed at eleven at night going through the array of people. You had a long week at work and it was finally the weekend, the perfect time to have fun and get your pussy eaten. That was your perfect weekend.

You had music playing in the background, reverbed and slowed down music that got you in the mood. For some reason you found that putting on sexual music while swiping through potential sex partners really helped you figure out if you were attracted to them or not. With the low, sensual words swimming through your head you could picture the night you would be able to have with every single person that popped up.

You were mindlessly swiping, mostly rejecting the people that were looking for something serious and the people that just didn’t appeal to you. A perk to living in New York was the diversity. The small town you were in sucked, and was full of cowboys and basic blonde chicks with fake tans. But in your new home, which wasn’t exactly new since you had been living there for multiple years, there were all kinds of women and men, ranging in size, color, and style.

You had your fair share of out there hookups, from having sex with semi-famous people to having your guts rearranged by a seemingly nerdy tech intern. He was surprisingly one of the best people you had ever hooked up with. But it was a one night stand and you most likely wouldn’t be able to find him even if you tried. You couldn’t even remember his name.

You continued to swipe through, being able to do so with your premium membership for the app. The screen illuminated your face even at low brightness. You probably needed to buy some blue light glasses because of how much time you spent on your phone and computer. You swiped your thumb left and looked at the next person that came up. You raised your eyebrows a little, surprised at how sexy the woman was.

She had short red hair cut to her shoulders and a pearly white smile that must be hiding something. You couldn’t care less about what it was exactly that was hidden, but you did care about how pretty she was. Her curves were immaculate, and if you found out she didn’t work out you would be shocked. She looked fit. You took a glance at her description, age, and name, intrigued.

Natasha.

You didn’t spend any more time on her and swiped right, continuing on to the next person. A few minutes later you walked to the main area of your house, your kitchen and living room. The only light was a small orange lamp you had in the corner, and the street lights outside coming through your windows. Both of the light sources made your apartment look orange and halloweenish.

You opened your refrigerator and grabbed some string cheese as a late night snack. On your counter your phone dinged and the screen lit up. You turned around and read the notification.

“You have one new match.”

Leaning over the counter you unlocked your phone to check who it was. Low and behold it was the woman with the red hair, Natasha Romanoff. You were surprised she had swiped on you so quickly, usually it took a few hours. Being bold you decided to message her first.

“Heyy my name is Y/N.”

She was already online and saw your message just seconds after you sent it.

“Hi I’m Natasha.”

You both texted back and forth for a few minutes, and in that time you were able to explain to her that you weren’t looking for a relationship. Natasha was totally cool with that and you made plans to meet up at a bar the following night. After turning your phone off and putting on the charger you pumped your fist into the air. Not only was Natasha pretty, she was really chill too. You were looking forward to meeting up with her.

The next night arrived and you admired yourself in the mirror. The outfit you had decided to wear wasn’t too risque, just a pair of fishnet tights, a leather skirt, and a v-neck top that showed the perfect amount of cleavage. You paired the outfit with your favorite jewelry and a pair of boots before heading out. The bar wasn’t too far from your apartment. Within a couple of blocks you had arrived at the establishment.

It was one you frequently picked people up at, and one you would continue to use. The bartender was the ultimate wingman and always helped you catch a kill that you would be eyeing from across the room. You purposefully arrived a few minutes late and when you walked in Natasha was already sitting down.

She was wearing black ripped skinny jeans and a red bomber jacket that complimented her skin tone nicely. You also noted her footwear, a pair of platform combat boots. She had amazing taste, you thought to yourself.

When you slid into the seat next to hers she noticed you and a smile appeared on her face. “Hey.”

“Hey, sorry I’m late.”

“It’s no problem, I got here way too early anyways.” To attest to that she held up her empty whiskey glass.

“Well I’m sorry to keep you waiting Natasha.” The way you said her name sent shivers through her body. Goosebumps raised on her arms even with the layer of warmth on top of them.

“It’s no problem really.” She turned to the bartender, Earl, “Can I get another? Y/N what would you like?”

“I’ll have tequila.” You didn’t really need to tell Earl what you wanted because he already knew your order. You would only have one if you were meeting up with someone, and two or three if you were alone. In that regard you were pretty basic. That was the only thing you ever ordered, nothing else, ever. But Earl didn’t mind, it was easier for him to remember what you wanted.

The bartender quickly whipped up your orders and you both started to drink. Natasha reached the bottom of her glass pretty fast, shockingly fast to you, and while you were still sipping on yours she started staring at you. Her eyes took in every minute detail of your features. You could feel her gaze on you, and you smirked into your glass. It seemed like she was just as attracted to you as you were to her.

“Your face is pretty,” she said, tilting her head to the side with a smile.

You set your glass down and looked at her, returning the smile she was giving you but more seductive like. “Cum on it then.”

If your words took her by surprise she sure was good at hiding it. She didn’t miss a beat and grinned wider, “Then why don’t we go ahead and get out of here.”

“Okay let’s go.” You pulled some money out of your pocket and set it on the counter for Earl, who smiled and told you good luck as you walked out of the bar.

You walked the short distance to your house. On the way Natasha laughed, questioning your relationship with the bartender.

“He knows me,” you said simply.

She nodded skeptically, “Uh-huh.”

You arrived and unlocked the door. As soon as you stepped inside you started shedding clothing. First was the boots, the skirt, the tights, your shirt, your bra, and then finally your underwear. Natasha got out of her clothes just as quickly, and when you were both finished you both stood there admiring the other. You wanted to moan just looking at Natasha.

Her entire body was beautiful, like it was made by the gods. Her breasts were round and her nipples were hard, the first thing you were drawn to. You took a step forward at the same time she did, hands reaching out to each other. You cupped her boobs, squeezing them gently and feeling the hard buds against your palms.

One of her hands automatically found your clit, her thumb circling it. You pressed your lips against hers a little too eagerly, teeth bumping for a second before you fixed yourselves. Her lips were soft and plump and felt right against yours. And felt even more right was the finger that was curling inside your cunt.

She pulled centimeters away, eyes still on your lips, “Get on the floor.”

“What?”

“Get on the floor,” she demanded. The authority in her tone made your pussy wet so you did as she said. The floor was laminate, but it was still cold against your back and butt cheeks. Natasha lowered herself down on your face, pussy hovering over your mouth.

Your hands wrapped around her thighs to pull her down lower. You suck your tongue out of your mouth and up into her heat. Your tongue swirled around and flucked at her walls while your nose rubbed against her pearl. She was grinding onto your face and helping you reach as deep as you could.

You were moving your face too, at some points rubbing her clit even more. She tasted amazing, and her pussy was some of the best you had. You were experienced in eating girls out, and your skills shined through as you heard her moaning above you. With your eyes open you could see the bottom of her boobs, so you decided to reach your hands up and massage them.

She put her hands over yours and gave into the feelings in her body. She was in a state of euphoria, and she was bummed that you weren't looking for a relationship. If she could have that experience Everytime she had sex she would never get tired of it. She might have to message you again to meet up sometime after that.

You worked her insides and made sure she was feeling as much pleasure as you could possibly make her feel. And you were shown and told exactly how much pleasure she was feeling when she said she was about to cum, followed by her orgasm spitting out onto your face, just like you had said earlier. She slung her leg off you and sat by your side, her wet pussy on your floor.

“You taste good,” you said with a smile, wiping her cum off your face and licking it off your fingers.

“Thank you. Now how about I taste you?” She laid back on the ground and quirked an eyebrow at you. You sat up and moved over to her, getting in the same position that she was in. Her hands immediately pulled your vagina flush against her face. You thought that you were experienced, but with the way her tongue was swaying and flicking around she made you seem like an amateur. Her knees were propped up so you held onto her thighs and leaned back.

You were already wet so you knew it wasn’t going to be long until your orgasm would arrive, and pairing that with Natasha’s tongue, it wouldn’t take long at all. You kept your eyes closed, instead choosing to focus on the bubbly heat in your lower stomach. Her tongue was sliding around your walls and pressing against your clit too. She was moving her head with a rhythm and her nose was rubbing your bulb.

Your moans were filling your apartment, which wasn’t saying much because it was small, but you were still being loud. Her name was spilling from your mouth, and it was music to Natasha’s ears. She was making you feel so good that for a moment you considered wanting to meet up with her again. The experience was amazing, everything about the sex was spectacular. She was without a doubt one of your best partners.

That bubble that had been growing in your stomach popped, and without thinking you squeezed Natasha’s head as your white sticky juices flowed onto her face. She lapped it up, trying to catch it all and clean you up. When she was finished you got up and helped her stand too. There was a comfortable silence, as comfortable as there could be for the aftermath of a hookup. You didn’t bother to get dressed because you had plans to bathe before bed.

Natasha started getting dressed and when she was finished and had her door on the knob she turned to you and pressed her lips against yours. It took you by surprise but a few seconds later you returned the kiss. She pulled away and opened the door, but before she left she said, “That was nice.”

“Yeah, I had a great time.”

“I’d love to do this again.”

“You know where to find me.”

She smiled and nodded, “That I do. Bye Y/N.” She closed the door and left you staring after her. The whole interaction was different from the many others you had. She literally said she wanted to see you again. And you said she knew where to find you. You shook your head in disbelief, picked up your clothes, threw them in the laundry basket, and went to take a bath.

[tapewormslurper]

CSP Brushes that I commonly use:

I forgot I had a curiouscat for my main twitter account (tsuki3458) and I forgot to answer people’s questions on the brushes I use ;;w;; I’m so sorry for the extreme delay.

Here are all the links of the brushes that I use most of the time! Divided into categories that I use them for <3 JESUS CHRIST THIS TOOK A LONG TIME TO MAKE LMAO. DISCLAIMER: I’ve used CSP PRO since November 2018 and some/a lot of the brushes that I use have been deleted/unpublished meaning I cannot share or redistribute them. ALSO, I’m only linking the ones that are in the CSP community site and not from individual artists. I’ve also only linked the ones that I’ve downloaded and constantly use to an extent. I’ve downloaded over 250 Materials/Assets so yeah... Hopefully this was informational!!! Have fun using any brushes you’ve downloaded :) --- One of, if not, THE best publisher of various assets from brushes, gradients, auto-actions, textures, ETC:  https://profile.clip-studio.com/en-us/profile/3akwnmm-0c Most of their assets are free!!! AND ARE REAAAAAAALLY GOOD <3 Independent Artists Brushes I use sometimes: > Viorie/Vioriie: https://cubebrush.co/viorie/products/kwynq-ZBT_/brushes-for-procreate-sai-photoshop-2020 > Chlorotype/Caebbage/Birdie: https://gumroad.com/caebbage --- Multi Use Brushes: > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1753435 Write Borupen (I use for sketching and lineart. For lineart, I use a harder/thicker brush like Artemus Hard to sketch with instead. Color I mostly use it with is black and green). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1758182 Artemus Pencil (I use for sketching and coloring. Great for texture). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1688293 Graffiti Mili Pen (I use for sketching and lineart. For sketching, I make the brush size really big so it doesn’t look like lineart. This was my first ever brush to download in CSP because I watched a korean artist use this brush and it’s actually what made me buy CSP LOL). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1715342 DOT! Dot (Great for sketching freely like in mspaint or for lineart. It’s really cute I like it a lot, also from one of my favorite artists hehe <3). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1778145 SOL pen (I haven’t used it a lot but it’s good for sketching, coloring, and lineart! Especially coloring if you’re someone who doesn’t like wet brushes and prefer to hard color everything hehe). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1730578 MK_Tilt Pencil PRO (One of the first ever few sketch brushes I’ve used! Good for sketching and even lineart if you’re up for it! Ever since downloading Artemus brush set I haven’t used this one though :( --- PAINTING/COLORING (Wet brushes): > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1762852 Smeared Paintbrush ( THIS IS SUCH A SEXY BRUSH OMG... SO GOOD... WROW...) > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1745112 ��펜 (VERY SOFT !!! I use it whenever I want to make soft coloring hehe :3c). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1717302 SAI Pen (It’s a basic round brush but with a super soft edge! It’s what I use to fill in my base colors <3). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1728875 꾸덕 (I use this brush whenever I want to paint something but still leaving hard strokes/marks! It’s not textured and easily mixes color while keeping the chosen color’s opacity very high until you mix it a lot... if that makes sense >,> I like it :3c). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1692034 T-Marker Wind Brush Set (O MY GOOD NESS... it’s basically like IRL markers like copic, wisconsin, etc, and I use it whenever I want to color a greyscale/monotone sketch! Great for people who want a realistic coloring style :3c). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1776520 Horse Oil REMAKE (I had the original brush which is deleted and I highly prefer that one because it’s not as wet as the new one but!!! Still good. Haven’t used it much though :( PLEASE CHECK OUT MORE OF THE BRUSHES FROM THE PUBLISHER THOUGH!!! THEY ARE REALLY GOOD) --- LINEART (Hard/No opacity change, textured, etc): > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1761353

SU-Cream Pencil ( I personally haven’t used this brush a lot BUT it’s very good if you want some texture while still having your piece look soft!) > Real G-Pen > Real Pencil (Modified) > Darker Pencil > Crayon (Modified) > G-Pen (This one lacks texture compared to Real G-Pen. I’ve been using this brush to simulate fake anime screenshots). --- MISCELLANEOUS BRUSHES (Effects, cute, etc): > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1722368 Neon Pen ( I always use this whenever I want to add in something cute!) > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1699459 Suisai (I use this for sketching whenever I want to sketch using a soft brush! You can use it for coloring too but I mainly use it to sketch :3c). --- ASSETS (Gradient Maps, Textures, etc): > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1723549 Sky Color Gradient Set (I use this if I want my drawings to look soft. I actually haven’t used it for actual sky backgrounds yet LOL). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1736766 Color Noise Patterns/Texture (This is what I use for adding the noise effect on my drawings! I import it in my canvas and set the layer mode usually to Color Burn <3. The only one I use though/so far is the lightest one or ptw25). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1774233 World of Humility Gradient Set (I use this if I want to add more saturation to my colors. It’s very good! I’ve used it quite a lot hehe). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1721414 Yunywave Gradient Set (The one I use the most! Helps with adding contrast to my art. Highly recommend if you want an aesthetic look <3). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1754836 OBongBong’s Filter Set #2 (THIS IS AMAZING OMG WOWS... REALLY SEXY GRADIENTS. Highly recommend if you want different color palettes for different moods/aesthetics). > https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1437655 Basic Pattern Material Collection (Ever since downloading this I’ve used it whenever I needed a cute background for a portrait. It’s so good!!!)

[everyonesawhoregrace]

Cuddling with modern tommy and just... Admiring his tattoos... Because you're mad if you think modern tommy doesn't have at least one sleeve

MY

G Q 

B O Y 

I had asked Tommy download Instagram because I was sick of having to copy the link to a funny video and send it to him. And finally, when we were laying on the couch together, he had done so. It was a nice gesture. But as I was laying in bed patiently waiting for him to finish in his office downstairs, my phone began to buzz with a flood of notifications from instagram. I lifted my head off of the pillow and retreated to my phone to see that Thomas had been commenting under all of my photos.

@tommyshelby: my beautiful girl

@tommyshelby: i took that photo!

@tommyshelby: you’re so stunning

It made me want to weep. But more than anything I wanted to get out of bed and squish him. Even though he was a moody man at most times, he was a pleasure to deal with. Especially with me.

I swiped out of the app and opened to my text messages. I quickly wrote to Thomas: Come UPSTAIRS!!!!!!! 

Just like that, as I was sitting up smiling at my phone like a lunatic, a knock was at the door and behold, the almighty Thomas Shelby! 

He was shirtless, as the hot New York City smog was present this July day. He was shirtless, and indeed, his tattoos glowed back at me. Then, there was his boxers that sat comfortably at his hips. He was on vacation, and he looked the part. 

His phone pinged and he opened the text and smiled lopsidedly at me. “So aggressive.” He smirked, approaching me. 

He threw the phone on the bed before crawling up to me. He was at the foot of the bed when he pulled me by my ankled. I laughed falling back into the bed. My shirt - HIS shirt that I wore rode up to my belly. Thomas’s eyes roamed until finally, his pretty blue eyes met mine. 

My eyes roamed his, getting lost in his features. “You’re such a beautiful man.” I helplessly tell him, unable to conceal it anymore. 

He only smiles, gently pinning me to the bed, he leans down and kisses my lips softly. “Hi.” He whispers. 

I blush, “Hello.” 

“Did you see me comments?” 

You break into a wide grin. “Yes, they were so cute.” 

“I don’t know how to work instagram. Finn taught me, well, tried to but-” 

“No, you did good honey.” 

“Honey.” He says the word, scrunching up his face. “I saw that photo of you and you posted. The one of us in the car.” 

I bite my lip. Oh no! Secretive, gangster Tom seen grinning, kissing me on my instagram! It’s borderline blasphemy! Unacceptable. 

“Well you are my boyfriend.” I tease, raising an eyebrow. “Right.” 

“Yes, I am but is it necessary to post me on your social media?” 

“Yes!” I reply and lean up to kiss him. “I want everyone to know you’re mine. Kind of like how you constantly have me at these events to parade me around like a trophy.” 

He smirks mercilessly. “Fair enough.” 

“And that GQ photo you posted, you wrote something funny.” He laughs and picks up his phone. “What is it? I haven’t gotten on me contacts...” He says to himself, swiping his finger to and fro on his phone. It’s a fuckin’ iPhone 6 that he got years ago, and he’s still having a hard time with it. “Ah! Here, you had these emojis.” He shows me finally. I break into giggles.

Thomas rolls onto his back, and I bring myself to his chest. I run my fingers up and down his chest before meeting his eyes. 

“Yes, that’s because I drool over you.” I tell him, dumbfounded. He smiles, proud of me. 

As he scrolls out of his instagram, his phone beeps, notifying him that he’s got an email. I think about what he had asked me to do today. All I’ve gotten around to doing is shopping online for nonsense. Ah-hah! It was to pick up some groceries because we were running low. After all, the New York City apartment we share wasn’t always stocked, since we only spend a few days here in the year. 

“I forgot the groceries." I bite your lip, looking up at him. 

"Not the groceries y/n," he groans, he doesn't really mind though, he’ll get one of the many people on his payroll to go for us. "What are we going to have for dinner?"

"I don't know. We can get that Chinese food we love?" She questions glancing at him. "Watch a movie. Netflix and chill?" She looks at him, and raises an eyebrow, smirking. She missed all of him now. His touch, kisses, body.

"Huh?" He questions leaning back in against the bed. "We don't have Netflix, it's shit. I canceled it a month ago. Remember? I think we’ve got HBO now?” 

Of course he doesn’t knows what Netflix and chill is. He looks at me, oblivious! 

"No, I mean ‘Netflix and chill;." I smirk again more seductive, I think Thomas doesn't understand. The geezer is simply too posh for all of this nonsense.

He raises an eyebrow this time, nearly rolls his eyes at how goofy I’m being.

"That's ok, you don't get it." I huffs, sulking over his skin, I duck down and kisses him.  "My smoking hot boyfriend is really an old man." She moans, "What am I to do?" She turns her head and raises an eyebrow. "What should I do with you?"

Thomas smirks this time. She looks sexy. "If you want to have sex tonight, why not just say it?" 

He played dumb, knowing it'll begin to fuel me. “You cheeky bastard!” I break into a chorus of laughs. 

______AN: SORRY I KNOW THIS AINT CUDDLING BUT YES THE SLEEVE WAS NECESSARY 

@yourinstagramhandle: my GQ boyyyyyyyyy 😋😛🤤

[shnuggletea]

Okay, I promise the next chapter won't be so Kagome heavy... I think. I had to rewrite this one because it came out angsty instead of funny. Ooops!

I’ve stolen hubby’s laptop to do some work today. Which, in theory, is great except I have nothing saved on it! I have to go and download all my covers and banners and such and remember passwords to sites... ug. But at least I cane type yeah??

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Greed

"Greed is your god, Kaz."

He almost laughed at that. "No, Inej. Greed bows to me. It is my servant and my lever."

― Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows

There was little doubt in my mind that both Sango and Kagome would be pissed about this but I was doing what I thought was fair. It wasn't right that these guys were expected to spend their entire lives connected to one woman without some additional experience first.

I was surprised at how into it they were though. Especially Miroku. The look on his face, I half expected him to strip himself. Inuyasha took a little bit to warm up to it all. And a few drinks. But now he was loose and enjoying himself. As was I, watching them and the show they were making.

All that was interrupted by the vibration of my phone. I had been ignoring it but it wasn't stopping and I was sure I knew what it was about. I sighed loudly as I spied Kagome's name on the screen.

"Where are the boys?!" Kagome yelled as soon as I answered.

"And a hello to you too…"

"Hellos are for people who answer the fucking phone. We've been calling you for over an hour now!" Sango screamed.

They had it on speakerphone. This was already getting annoying. "The boys are with me and they're fine."

Break time was over music blasting and making the girls hard to hear. But Sango had a very loud voice. "Where the fuck are you?!"

I hung up because there was no point. They would never hear me over the noise and I didn't want to hear their bitching. So I shared my location. They would find us eventually. As it were, it was too late to change or stop anything. Inuyasha and Miroku were no longer completely innocent.

It was just greedy of them to expect Miroku and Inuyasha to be all theirs. They would understand in time. And see that this was not only a good idea but good for the boys and would be healthy for their relationships.

Inuyasha had been planted in a chair since he arrived, but now he was on his feet, really getting into it. His sexy smile was back and I selfishly soaked it up. Because this time, I caused it not Kagome.

The time I thought for sure we still had was cut in half, the girls getting there far faster than I expected. If I'd known they'd be that quick, I would have enjoyed the time we had more. Maybe focused more on Inuyasha intently and taught him a few things.

But the party was over, Sango and Kagome glowering at the three of us.

Sure, I knew the girls wouldn't like it but it was covetousness to expect these men to only have one woman as an example of all their desires. I knew Sango had body issues, so I understood her anger. But Kagome had no reason to glare at me. It wasn't like anyone was cheating.

So once they were close, I defended myself in the manner I felt was fitting, yelling at the two of them over the blasting music. "Chill out, it's just a strip club!"

They continued to glare and went off towards their Mates. I felt no guilt but I did feel something, noting that Naraku wasn't with them. He wasn't behind either, near the door or exit or anything. The two of them ran off to find him when he didn't give a damn about any of us. Did they give up? Or did they never go look for him in the first place? Kagome wouldn't do that but Sango would and she made it clear she didn't care about Naraku already.

My nerves were all over the place and my heart felt gross. I was jealous of Sango and Kagome, their men both around and trying so hard to please them that they came here with me just to learn. While my soulmate was where exactly? He was gone, missing, as far from me as he possibly could.

I didn't want him around, I really didn't. I don't even know why I participated in the stupid spell. I didn't need or want a soulmate. But I wanted to support Kagome and Sango. Now I wasn't sure why I wanted to do even that much because they were far more focused on themselves than on me.

Did they not see how upset I was? How torn up? Naraku was gone and they were more focused on getting their men away from some trained professionals than what I was going through. Some friends they were. I was feeling even less guilty about bringing Inuyasha and Miroku here. And about feelings I had growing for Inuyasha.

oOo

Miroku sat, a girl with only a thong on grinding on his lap while Inuyasha stood at the stage, a girl in a tiny bra set flirting heavily with him and I was in shock. I glanced over at Kagome who was silent and still as well. She looked just as I did, mouth hanging open and eyes wide.

Turning back to the trash fire before us, I found Kikyo. She was sitting with a drink watching the two of them enjoy themselves like a pimp or something. I didn't know if she brought them here because she wanted it or they did but already I was full of disappointment.

Miroku was having a blast with another woman on his lap.

Snapping out of it, I mostly followed Kagome's lead as she made for Kikyo first. She hopped to her feet in full fight mode. "Chill out, it's just a strip club."

Just a strip club. Of course, she would see it that way. Kagome split from us for Inuyasha and I went for Miroku.

The girl was giving it her all. Wonder if Kikyo paid her or if Miroku's looks got her to be so enthusiastic? He was a very good looking man especially when he smiled. Which he was, broadly, at the girl servicing him.

His smile brightened his eyes, that's why he looked so much prettier when he did. Bright eyes that flicked to me and my approach but didn't dim or change in the slightest at being caught. "Sango!" It was then I noticed he held his hands up high in the air as if being frisked. "I get it now. Why didn't you tell me of your profession?"

I was tired and pissed so that threw me more than I think it normally would have. But maybe not. "Huh?!"

We were both yelling over the oppressive base as it pounded a rhythm for the girls to gyrate to. Miroku kept his hands high but gestured to the girl on top of him. "Your profession?"

Miroku looked genuinely happy with himself like he had figured out a piece of a difficult puzzle. As cute as he was about it, the pretty girl sitting on his dick had me feeling only outrage. I grabbed his ear and pulled him up to his feet to scream into it with ease. "I'm not a fucking stripper!"

The girl scattered with that. She didn't have a lap to sit on anymore. The guilt I felt for the girl was real. It wasn't her fault, she was just doing her job. Even if that included getting to grind on a good looking guy like Miroku.

With his hands still up in the air, he clearly didn't believe me. So I pressed my body against his and got up on my toes to speak in his face. "I don't want you touching me because I don't know you. Not because it's part of my job, you asshat!" I dropped back to my heels and he dropped his hands. "We're going home."

Confusion marred his beautiful face, "but I've yet to see the entire show…"

My glare shut him up, slapping his mouth tight and moving with me towards the door. Home. I wanted to go home, shower the sweat and now the stink of desperation that filled the club, and go to bed. Hopefully, when I woke, all of this will have been a bad dream and my soulmate wasn't a man of excess.

My eyes drifted to the stage where I had last seen Kagome and not a single molecule of my body would move. Not even my eyes as the train ran right off the track before me. "Oh my god."

oOo

Okay so it had been a while since I'd worked out like this, huffing like a smoker as Sango and I turned the corner Naraku had last disappeared around. It pushed us into a thick crowd that we couldn't run through. Not easily.

Naraku's dark brown waves stood out in the crowd, especially with him taller than most those around. Sango pushed through the people while I tried to remain calm and polite. But that was waning the further Naraku got ahead while strolling along.

"Naraku!" I caught the flinch he did. It was hard and impossible to miss so I tried again. "Naraku stop!"

And he did. Right there in the middle of it all, people had to part like steam around a rock. Because he was unmoving. Sango and I stood before him, eventually, and he still just stood there, waiting. Once we were still, he opened his frown. "I want to be free."

Glancing at Sango, I saw she shared a feeling of guilt as well. "You can't just… run off. You don't know how to be human yet."

"And you do?" He countered.

"More than you do!" Sango squeaked.

He laughed, dark and evil like a villain. "If being human means being weak, then I'd rather continue to be me…"

"But you're a human. Whatever you were before, that's over. You're no longer top… bird."

The smirk he had fell at my words and a knot formed in my belly. "I didn't ask for this. And I certainly didn't ask for that mate."

"I'm sorry but we didn't choose or force any of you…"

"Didn't you?" Naraku shouted towards my face. "You used a power you didn't even understand to bring us here. Bring me here. Never once did you ask any of us if we wanted to come. Even now you're trying to force me to return to that Kikyo. If I align myself with such a loose woman, I will die."

I had to push past the lump in my throat and it hurt. "If you just talk to her, show her how you feel…"

"Impatient? Here you are, rushing me to return to that viper all because you fear leaving your own mates alone with her." Naraku moved for the first time since I 'stopped' him, stepping up close to tower over me. "If I were your mate, you would never have a worry."

I took my eyes off the shadow over me to look at Sango. Her eyes were wide with shock and fear. I didn't know if we could stop Naraku from doing whatever he wanted even if that was to squawk us to death. Sango had her doubts too, that we could control him. My only option was, be honest and hope for the best.

"I don't want you, Naraku. I want Inuyasha."

With that, he stepped back and smirked. "Then I'll be on my way then."

In shock, it took both me and Sango a second to regain ourselves. Which was more than a head start for Naraku. I wanted to let him go, I really did. But after today's display, I was concerned for him and others if he was left all alone.

"Naraku!" He ignored me this time, continuing on his way. Anger swelled in me because he saw us as selfish and greedy. Maybe we were demanding mates to appear before us. But right now I was just worried. "Naraku freeze!"

And he did.

Literally.

One foot hung in the air and his arms were held up at his sides in mid-stride. Sango was thoroughly freaked out now, as was I. But then she laughed. "Cute Naraku. Real cute. Now cut it out."

She giggled some more while Naraku didn't move, not even to look at us. "Yeah, Naraku, stand right."

My heart jumped back when he listened again, doing exactly as I asked. Sango didn't seem to notice, snorting as she tried to calm herself. I faked a laugh while Naraku studied me. He knew what was going on too.

I could control him.

With just my words, Naraku was doing exactly as I asked. Even earlier when I was clueless, he had calmed just because I asked him to. I thought he was just placating me but now it seemed he had no choice in the matter. If Naraku was like this… then Inuyasha and Miroku were the same.

So how much of what Inuyasha said or did to me was because I told him to?

The only thing I could remember telling him to do was to speak. Other than that, he had acted on his own… hadn't he?

Now, on top of the guilt, I already had, I felt like I was now swimming in it. But that didn't change the problem at hand and now I had the means to fix it.

Stepping up to him this time, I looked Naraku dead in the eyes. "You will explore, enjoy this world, and learn as much as you can. But once it's dark, you will go home to Kikyo. Understand?"

He nodded slowly and walked away in a trance. I was going to throw up.

Sango patted me on my shoulder sweetly. "Good job. You handled that well, considering."

"Considering?"

"The fact that he's a big, bird monster in a human suit? That wants you? We should tell Kikyo what he said."

I shook my head, feeling dizzy with disgust. "No, we shouldn't."

"Come on! It'll knock her down a few pegs! Her own soulmate finds her repulsive?"

I flashed her a glare and she got it. That was far too cruel to ever say to anyone. Even Kikyo. "Let's just get home. Who knows what Kikyo is doing to them."

Sango shivered and sped away. I didn't like that either. I knew Sango never really liked or trusted Kikyo but with no one to worry about around her, I never gave it much thought. But now we both had men who were new to this world and its expectations. Did they even know what a soulmate was? Or how to treat a woman in this century? Men weren't known for being faithful, it was something the history books showed as well. It was as if it was in their DNA. Not that women were perfect angels and always monogamous. Case in point, Kikyo.

I had always been faithful. I had always been the best girlfriend I could be. And it had never mattered. So I was biased but also yet to be proven wrong and now my supposed soulmate was hanging out with the Queen of loopholes and sin.

When they weren't at our home, I got nervous. But when Kikyo sent her location and we got there, I was just disappointed. In Kikyo and especially in Inuyasha who stood at the end of the stage, grinning like a fool at the stripper before him.

He had a drink in his hand and I had no clue how many that was for him. With the small sway of his hips, I had to assume it wasn't his first.

Inuyasha hadn't noticed me yet, too busy watching the girl take her clothes off before him. Great. Another man that couldn't see me through all the other more attractive and sexy women around him.

Before I could get to him, he took a step closer to the stage and my heart pressed against my throat. Just how much was I going to have to see my soulmate do with another woman? I was set into a confused stupor when he gently pushed the woman to the side and off the stage. A stupor that was turned to confoundment when he took hold of the pole.

My mind was spinning. Just how many drinks did Inuyasha have? The man I met was affectionate, sure. But nothing about him struck me as the type to do a striptease on stage. I quickly passed my gaze around the place. The men that whooped were either too drunk to notice Inuyasha was a man or didn't care. Sango was dumbstruck, her mouth frozen open but with the corners of her mouth upturned. Miroku was clapping in earnest, truly cheering his friend on.

When I turned back, Inuyasha was upside down on the pole, spinning around with his legs split like a pro. What. The fuck?

The hat he had on hit the floor and so did Inuyasha, so hard the place shook as he scrambled to get his hat back on in place. I raced to him then, grabbing his arm tight and pulling him the rest of the way off the stage.

"Are you alright?!"

He tilted his head to the side, his backward baseball cap on top nearly falling off from the movement. I reached up quickly to grab it off but he stopped me, grabbing my wrist hard and painfully. "Leave it."

"Why?!"

He shook his head at me, "I'd hate to be an embarrassment."

Said the man who just made the other strippers jealous of his skills? "What the hell does that mean?"

Letting go, he barely threw my hand away gently. "Means I ain't a puppy and people will be uncomfortable. Especially Master."

Never once had I been uncomfortable with him or his ears. Didn't he notice that when my tongue was in his mouth a few hours ago, licking his fangs?! How much of that had been him anyway?!

He jumped back on the stage, spreading his arms wide and tilting on his drunk feet. He was wasted, I could smell it on his breath when he spoke and see it in his once careful movements. It was why he almost ripped my arm off, keeping it from his stupid hat. Inuyasha started rolling his body, a wave or ripple with his torso. Then he lifted up his shirt just enough for all of us to see his muscles move.

Sweet sassafras.

The men had sobered or figured out, Inuyasha wasn't a buff woman and began to fuss. At his side, I yelled as loud as I could. "Get down now!"

And shit if he didn't obey, doing it at a speed far faster than human. I was shaking, feeling a mixture of sick from Inuyasha's and Naraku's obedience and a fever from Inuyasha's rocking body.

And I meant that literally and figuratively as the roll of his abs was currently playing on repeat in my brain.

Home. We needed to get home and all in one piece. There was too much going on and too much that had happened today. I needed time to think and figure out just what the hell I had done.

And what the hell I could do to fix it.

[artificialqueens]

The Tinder Chronicles (Lemon x basically everyone?) - Mermelada

A/N: Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour, long time no fic! I’m currently job-less, so have naturally developed an obsession with the Canadian dwolls! This is (hopefully) going to be a multi-chapter lesbian/bi/pan AU, with lots and lots of appearances from different queens as Lemon figures her life out. I have a vague idea of what direction I want the story to go in, but I am always open to suggestions and feedback! Gros bisous à toustes! (Gender neutral French still looks a bit odd, but we’re going with it!)

Lemon tapped her yellow acrylic nails against the screen of her phone. It was now or never: she could either wallow in her post break-up misery for another two months; or she could finally start piecing her life back together and get back on the dating scene. She shook her head at the ridiculousness of her current emotional turmoil, blinking, sighing, and finally pressing the ‘download’ button on her screen. For the first time in three years, she was single. And for the first time in three years, she was going to use a dating app.

The icon spun for a few seconds, the app finally opened on her screen. This, she supposed, was the easy part. She decided to link her Facebook profile to speed things up, and pressed the buttons that she was a woman, interested in women. Not wanting to spend too long on a profile she wasn’t even sure she’d use, she chose her current favourite photo of herself to head up her profile, an adorable portrait of her sat on her kitchen floor, in plaid pyjamas, cuddling her dog. Nobody needs to know that an hour after the bliss pictured, she’d cried herself to sleep, once again unable to shake the feelings of worthlessness and inadequacy from her mind. She quickly followed by adding an assortment of photos from her Instagram which she felt best “advertised” herself: posing happily in front of the theatre where she’d just performed, cradling a giant bouquet of flowers (from her grandma, bless her); holding her leg in a grand-battement in the ballet studio, clad solely in a black leotard and bright yellow legwarmers; staring seductively into the camera lens at the dinner table, which could have been sexy if it weren’t for the floating crab claws above her head, courtesy of an off-camera Jan; and a simple selfie she’d taken moments before at her desk, with her thick-rimmed glasses perched on her nose and her hair tied back in a messy heap on top of her head. She looked at the five images, hoping that people would be able to see the kind of upbeat, loyal, and fun-loving person she really is. Or, at least, the person she can be when her heart isn’t broken. Next came her bio, which she really couldn’t be bothered with, so she just wrote the only vaguely amusing tagline she could think of: “Pucker up, motherfuckers.”  

Happy with her choices, she finally clicked the ‘save’ button and waited. The loading screen turned and twisted for what seemed like an eternity, which almost gave Lemon enough time to change her mind and delete everything. But before she could even contemplate quitting, the first profile sprung up in her hand.

Priyanka, 29

Within 10 miles

Wow, this girl – sorry, grown ass goddess – was stunning. There was no other way of putting it. Lemon bit her lip as she scrolled through the photos, holding back her giddy excitement at the prospect of getting to know with Priyanka.

Nope, she thought, don’t get too carried away. She hasn’t matched with you yet. She probably hasn’t even seen your profile yet. And she also probably wouldn’t want anything to do with you, you dumb bi- Dropping her phone and jumping onto her bedroom floor Lemon resorted to the best way of controlling her anxiety she could: doing a handstand against the wall, while singing the national anthem. The first time she attempted it was after her dad – in a panic himself – had suggested it, not sure how best to look after his daughter as her breaths shortened and her pulse raced. As it turned out, it was the perfect distraction for her adrenaline-fuelled brain, and she now kept it as her secret weapon against her hidden anxiety monsters. Maybe she could share it with someone else one day. As she finished the last long note, she stood back upright and lay back on her bed, carefully timing her breathing.

Okay, now where was I…?

Priyanka was hot. She had a picture sat on a beach in a blue and white striped bikini, followed by one in a beautiful white and gold lehnga, taken in what looked like a garden, but Lemon’s favourite was the candid snap of a laughing Priyanka in the middle of a street, surrounded by people, holding a pride flag around her shoulders. Without needing to think anymore, Lemon swiped to the right…

…and nothing happened. Without feeling too disheartened – she had only just downloaded the app, after all, these things take time – she read through the next profile.

Rita, 33

Within 10 miles

Now Rita was completely different from Priyanka, but Lemon wasn’t complaining. Her main profile picture was an artsy selfie, with her short platinum hair sleeked back, making her look every inch the sexy business lady Lemon loved. As she scrolled through the pictures, she learned that Rita was clearly a lover of the 80s, as she was definitely not afraid of bright make-up or loud, monochromatic clothing. Glancing down at bio, it simply read “Je me sens sous-titrée”. Lemon may have dropped French as soon as she was allowed at school, but it only added to her already growing intrigue. Even more enticing, however, was the final picture, where Rita appeared to be dressed as a young Céline Dion, passionately serenading a hot dog. Swiping right was a no-brainer.

The next profile quickly followed, with Lemon once again swiping right.

Kyne, 21

Within 10 miles

She was younger than Lemon would have usually gone, sure, but Kyne was pretty. She was tanned and toned and had perfect eyeliner and was a final-year mathematics and statistics major?! Sign her up!

Kiara, 22

Within 10 miles

“Kiki wanna kaikai, maybe you’ll be my type ;) “. That was all the next girl had written in her profile bio, the suggestive nature making Lemon audibly snort. She would definitely be down for some fun with Kiara, she had to be a supermodel! The tall girl was a vision in red, with her dark hair cascading down her back as she posed for the camera. It was an obvious right-swipe.

Tynomi, 39

Within 10 miles

Okay, so maybe Lemon had forgotten to set an age filter, but now she was glad it had slipped her mind. Tynomi was exquisite – if Lemon could have a figure like that at 39, she’d be a very happy girl. There was no bio to read, only four photos. In the first two, Tynomi was wearing a skin-tight lime green t-shirt dress, standing on a balcony looking out to the sea. In one, she started moodily at the camera, her honey-blonde hair gently blowing behind her. Though in the second one, Lemon could practically hear the laughter radiating from the tall woman, her mouth wide open and teeth sparkling in the sunlight.

I wonder what was making her laugh like that, Lemon pondered, zooming in to where she wishfully thought she saw the faint outline of a nipple through the thin material. Maybe one day I could make her laugh, and then I’d laugh at how much she is laughing, and we’d be so happy together… Uh oh, control yourself, Lem. Focus. Let’s not get carried away… But fuck, please choose me, Tynomi!

Boa, 25

Within 10 miles

Lemon stared at the profile, pursing her lips. She knew deep down that as much as she told herself she didn’t have a type, all of her past fixations – yes, including she-who-must-not-be-named – had one thing in common. They were all skinny bitches. But Lemon wanted to change that, she really did, she is now at an age where she needs someone she can bond with on a deeper level and have some fun with. And Boa looked very, very fun: her profile picture was her sat on a bale of hay while dressed as a cow, how could you not be entertained?! The rest of her photos followed a similar theme, until Lemon reached the final one, which took her breath away. Boa stood on a spiral staircase, with a huge smile upon her face as her sparkly silver dress hugged all he curves.

She’s funny, she’s pretty, she has amazing tits… let’s do it!

And then, she saw it. To say she felt her eyes pop out of her head, her lower jaw hit the floor, and her stomach turn inside-out would be an understatement. Two months after blocking her on every platform she could think of, two months after deleting every photo of her, two months after having her heart shattered… There she was, staring straight into Lemon’s soul.

Juice, 31

Within 10 miles

Lemon’s mind went blank. In her haste to get the beaming picture of the girl she may-or-may-not still be in love with off her screen as quickly as possible, her thumb slid the screen to the right. Before her brain could even catch up with the atrocity she had just committed, a bright, white notification popped up on her phone.

“CONGRATULATIONS! You have matched with Kiara!”

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

listen. yall. pirating is so easy. this post is only so long because i’m explaining exactly what’s going on in every step and how things work.

here’s what you do:

download microtorrent (colloquially called ‘U-torrent) https://www.utorrent.com/desktop. The free version is fine it just has some annoying ads.

go to thepiratebay.org in your browser. if you don’t have an ad blocker (why don’t you have an ad blocker?) there will be sexy ads, so watch out.

Type in what you want. let’s say, mulan 2020 for a random example

look down the list and pick which resolution you want, and choose the one with the most seeders (SE)

in this instance,

the first result is great, it’s a 1080p (around Blu-ray quality) resolution file with 15,000 seeders (and 4,500 leechers), that means this download will go super fast

also notice these little icons, for the wary of you: 

the magnet means there’s a magnet link (don’t worry about this it’s just a technical detail), and the green skull is a level of trust!

“The Pirate Bay employs a three-tier grading system consisting of colored skulls which indicate the level of trustworthiness of a torrent. Green is the highest level of trust, called "VIP," pink is the next highest level or "Trusted," and blue is the third level of trust, called "Helper." Green and pink torrents are generally considered to have little to no safety risk, while those designated with blue are considered safe but are slightly more questionable.“

This means this user uploads files all the time and they’re checked for malware and they’re clean! There’s no danger from the file you’re downloading.

So, click on the torrent. It will bring you to the download page.

click on get torrent

this should open up uTorrent, or your browser will ask if it’s okay to open up uTorrent. Give it permission.

it will open up a dialog that is hopefully self-explanatory

This is all you really need to worry about, this is where the file will be downloaded.

You can also look at this panel if you want:

this shows what’s being downloaded. here we have the mp4 file (the movie) and a jpg, which is probably credit to whoever first made the torrent file. this is really common, it’s sometimes an image or a text file. I guess you can choose not to download this but it’s only 50 kb so I usually don’t bother unchecking it.

sometimes, this will include small minute-long clips of the movie/show/whatever, or images from it. if you want to make sure the media looks good before you download the whole thing, you can uncheck all of the files except the examples. this will just download the files you want, and you can look at those before going back and downloading the whole thing.

in this case, we’re fine, so click “ok”

it will start downloading!

First, it needs to connect to peers. Torrents are a peer-to-peer (p2p) process, which means instead of connecting to one central database that distributes data to everyone connecting to it, you connect to other people who have uTorrent open and have some part of the file downloaded, and get the download information from them.

Sometimes it can take a little bit for the download to ‘warm up’ as it finds people to connect to, but when there are 15,000 seeders you’re definitely going to get up to a really fast download speed, assuming your internet can handle it.

So, now just wait for it to download. Mine took just a little over 10 minutes.

Once it’s done, it will start seeding:

Now, seeding a file is the philanthropic thing to do. This allows other people downloading the file to get the download information off of your file. It’s a way of giving back to the community -- that download only went so fast because 15,000 people were seeing this torrent!

However, if you’re not using a VPN (which you’ll notice I didn’t include instructions for), you’re going to want to be very careful about seeding. Disney and Warner Brothers are two infamous companies for jumping on torrents of their movies--especially their new releases--and collecting the service provider information of people who are seeding their files, thus ending up in you getting a nasty letter from your service provider.

So, if you’re downloading a legal torrent (they exist, mostly for very big downloads of online games) or a really old or not-well-known thing, please leave the torrent up for at least a day or so just to be nice. But this is a just-released Disney property with 15,000 seeders, so we’re going to be selfish.

Just right-click the entry in uTorrent and click “remove,” then click “ok” on the dialog. This won’t remove the movie you just downloaded, it will just remove the torrent file, so you’re no longer sharing your data.

And there you go! You didn’t shell out a gross amount of money to a mega-corporation! And as long as you stick to downloading from safe sources (the pirate bay is famous for a reason, almost all of the downloads are checked for viruses and the community is well moderated) and remove the torrent after downloading, you’re going to be fine. I haven’t had a letter from my service provider in about a decade, and I only got one in the first place because I was a silly child who was seeding things I shouldn’t have been.

Go forth and cancel your subscriptions to Disney+ my friends. You’re free.

[brutal-nemesis]

a whole 'nother story, you say? i'll bite. how did you find the whump community and what pushed you to make your blog?

I knew it. I knew someone was gonna ask. Y’all. Makin me type this shit out. (i am aware that i got myself into this)

In one word: Pokémon

Alright let’s break down the dumbfuck butterfly effect of how I got here.

It starts with an app I had on my iPod touch, which leads me to believe this was sometime in like 6th-8th grade (around the ages of 13-15 idk). The app was like this Pokémon ripoff type game which I played cuz I was bored, but there were also these forums you could dick around in. At one point, someone posted the link for a Pokémon personality test on this website called The Cave of Dragonflies, a site that I ended up finding really cool (and it still is!). 

Poking around on there I found Butterfree’s (the site owner) Pokémon fanfic (IT WAS NOT SEXY AT ALL YALL KNOW ME OKAY) and I really liked it! She was still in the process of writing it when I found it (she’s since finished it!), so I would check her tumblr (it’s @antialiasis I wasn’t sure if I wanted to tag her but maybe she’ll think this is funny so fuck it) periodically for updates on how the next chapter was progressing. I then just kinda got in the habit of checking it cuz I liked the stuff she posted.

She was always very open about the fact that she liked angst, torture, and pain in her stories, and I was happy to have found one (1) kindred spirit in that. Eventually, she discovered the whump community and posted about it, and therefore I found it too. Cue me diving down a rabbit hole, jumping from blog to blog and story to story. Eventually I settled on about 5 blogs that I just kept a tab open of an refreshed daily to read whatever (those are the blogs I tagged on my intro post so I’m not gonna do it again you know who you are 😳).

I don’t quite remember how long I just watched, but it had to have been at least a year because I distinctly remember reading whump shit in my bed at school in the summer of 2019, and I made my blog this year in July. So a very long time. Mostly because I really didn’t want to make a tumblr. Nothing against any of y’all, but there is kind of a stereotype against people who have one, especially in my social circles (which consist mainly of straight boys). I very much did not want to be someone who had a tumblr. Obviously, I eventually got over these feelings.

I could only be passive for so long, ya know? Watching all of y’all interact and share your stories and talk about your characters made me want to join in and share my own things too and give more feedback than just the occasional anon. Also I sort of got to know some of the people through my lurking, and I wanted to actually be friends with them (especially the clowns >_< watching y’all be homies when I liked all of you really made me want to join in (*/ω＼*) very blessed to be where I am today). 

So yeah this summer I had a lot of time on my hands and after I finished up my online school from studying abroad at the end of June I was like “you know what fuck it I want to discuss pain and write my stories”. So yeah that was that.

In conclusion I might not be here if it wasn’t for a stupid app I downloaded when I was a kid or the Pokémon site it led me to 😳 so big shoutout to Butterfree I owe her my life. And I haven’t regretted my decision to make an account for a single second, y’all are just the best (❁´◡`❁)

[twopoppies]

Hello! Idk if you did this before but, fav soulmate fics? And also famous/non famous

Hi love. Thanks for the request! I do have a recent famous/not famous rec list here. And I love soulmate fics – there’s such a variety of takes on the theme!

every universe but ours by @28finelines (E, 50K) How this fic doesn’t even have 3K hits is beyond me. It’s so touching and funny and sexy and I read it all in one go––thankfully just before I published this post! Please go read it because it’s like reading multiple Larry fics in one, each one with that “I would find you in any lifetime” vibe.

Things Unsaid by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup (GA, 4K) This is so sweet and cute, I actually laughed out loud a couple of times. Louis’ internal monologue is neurotic and funny and this is such a fun twist on soulmates.

a fire in us by @hereforlou (E, 12K) I love this sweet, lighthearted fic. Louis is penpals with an idealistic and romantic Harry. The soulmate time stamp is a clever twist that adds to the tension. The fic has been deleted, link is to a download

I Won’t Let You Forget by graceling_in_a_suit / @graceling-in-a-suit (T, 7K) This was just beautiful. I love the writing in this one. It’s one of those fics that has that kind of melancholic, dreamy feel to it that I really enjoy. Plus, it has a “no matter what, I would find you in any lifetime” vibe and a time travel twist. So good. 

Veni, Vidi, Amavi by @fallinglikethis (E, 10K) Past lives soulmates! I read this one a few years ago and can’t recall details but my notes say “Sexy and emotional. I cried”. Lol at me crying over everything. But I do like this author, in general, and this is next on my to re-read list!

i’ll take your pain by @suspendrs (NR, 2K) Really short, but quirky and funny. 

Destined For More by karamelised (E, 77K) Whoo boy, there’s a lot in this OT5 polyamory soul bond fic – it’s just fun and smutty and unique. A good time had by ALL.

wishing you were them by momentofclarity / @gaycousinlarry (T, 20K) This is such a lovely fic. This author really does a great job of describing deep depression and a bond beyond what anyone else can understand. Harry is quirky. Liam & Niall are good friends. beautiful writing. Alien/human soulmates!

Make Your Words A Weapon by @helloamhere (E, 36K) I love everything this author writes. This one just really hit me hard for whatever reason. Maybe it’s the way they explore Louis’ anxiety and coping mechanisms and pain and the way he pushes people away and protects himself, but also wants someone to push back just a bit and love him despite all of that. And the way Harry is the perfect foil for all of it, while also feeling like a fully developed character himself. Yeah, it’s probably all of that. Plus soul marks!

Nameless Nights by green_feelings / @greenfeelings (E, 156K) I apologize for not having details here, but (again) I read it so long ago. However, this author has written some fandom classics and they know how to weave a story!

Cupid’s Chokehold by bluelemur (E, 35K) Ok…this is another I read a really long time ago and my only notes were about the smut (sorry 🙈), so I can’t guarantee you anything BUT….I liked it a lot at one point. LOL! And I love the idea of a Cupid trying to match supposed soulmates, but falling for one of them instead. 

This next bunch are on my “to read” list, but they were all recommended by @cuethetommo who tends to share a brain with me when it comes to fic, so…

Won’t You Wear My Watermark by @bottomlinsons (E, 90K) 

The new Earl of Harrisson is a young man, an impulsive romantic, forced to shoulder too much responsibility far too soon. He is also Louis’ soulmate, but there’s nothing to be done about that. At least, as far as Louis is concerned.

The Earl, it seems, will take some convincing.

(A slow burn Regency AU featuring secrets, seduction and, our favourite, soulmarks.)

You Got Time by bandshirtedboybanders (E, 62K) 

The thing is, Louis wasn’t meant to exist without Aaron. They’d grown up together and into each other. Forged together by pain and trials they were too young to deal with. Forged by love too of course, an absolute fuckton of the stuff. Melded together until they were two halves of a whole. Now, Louis just feels like half a person.

Or, the one where Louis’ pretty sure he’s already loved and lost his soulmate, and then he meets Harry.

Like Real People Do by moodlighting (M, 59K) 

The summer is an engram of particular moments now, hazy episodes that play behind Harry’s eyes as he drifts off to sleep with an arm holding him close. All of those days of summer will blur together soon, but Harry will always remember them in his senses. They’ll be coconut-scented sunscreen and burnt cinnamon toast, grass stains on knees and flour-streaked hair, blue raspberry tongues and citrus sticky fingers, sunshine freckles and soft hands, warm tan skin and seaglass eyes. Harry will always remember those days of summer as the time he fell in love with Louis Tomlinson.

But he doesn’t know that yet.

AU. Harry is Louis’ soulmate but Louis isn’t Harry’s - it takes Harry a while to figure it all out.

[thisisutl]

My Doujin Collection is finally up

So, after a lot of setbacks and delays, my doujin collection is finally up.

Now... a few things...

 In this public post, I am only going to post the covers and a brief description of what each doujin’s story is. The download links are on my private tumblr.  You know how to get there...

Only doujin that I have personally scanned are up. I am not posting doujin given to me by others, since I don’t want to betray their trust.

All the doujin are low quality and watermarked. This is to prevent people printing and selling them without the artist’s permission.

I do, in fact, have high quality clean scans, but there are... conditions. Or exchanges. One or the other.

Due to Tumblr blocking adult content, I can’t post the adult ones, sorry. But I can give you a link if you message me privately.

All doujin are in Japanese. If a story is translated somewhere, anywhere, I will give you the link on where to find the translation. But other than that, don’t expect to understand anything if you don’t read Japanese.

Since this is a looooooooong post, I am going to cut after the first doujin

Aoi Rukawa - Uzumaki Sanchi No Hinata San

Description: Being a housewife is not easy, especially when you are married to someone like Uzumaki Naruto. You might be interested to know that you can read a clean typesetted translation of this over at TLAnon’s Patreon!

Aoi Rukawa - Uzumaki Sanchi No Hinata San 2

Description: More SD NaruHina Housewife hijinx. Now with ramen!

Aoi Rukawa - Milky Time R(18)

Description: Hinata is breastfeeding Boruto, and Naruto is... well... curious. It’s actually much more sentimental than it sounds.

Aoi Rukawa - Nounai Orekaigi

Description: Naruto is going on a date with Hinata and the various parts of his personality are having a meeting. Think of Pixar’s Inside Out, except crazier.

Aoi Rukawa - The End of the Beginning

Description: Various side stories taking place before, during and after The Last movie. Feels galore!

Aoi Rukawa - The Hidden Leaf's Blooming Flowers

Description: Sai, Shikamaru and Choji are asking their respective love interests to join them during Naruto’s wedding as their mate. It’s not as easy as it sounds

Aoi Rukawa - Welcome to the Hyuga Clan

Description: Naruto is heading towards the Hyuga Clan’s house to ask for Hinata’s hand in marriage. Will he come out of this alive?

Enda Chisya - First Love Days

Description: Naruto makes Hinata wait a date and then has to wait back.

Enda Chisya - The Hyuga clan is Konoha's strongest, dattebayo!

Description: A collcetion of stories about Naruto living and interacting with the Hyuga clan

Fuesu - Holding Hands

Description: Naruto and Hinata go on a date. They have a great time, but Naruto just can’t seem to be able to find a chance to hold Hinata’s hand.

HonoHono - My Dear Husband (R15)

Description: Konoha’s housewives are trying to properly take care of the husbands. The key word being “trying”

HonoHono - MenmaHima meets NaruHina

Description:It’s what it says on the tin. I’ve got nothing to add here.

IchiUme - Summer, Dreams, Fireworks

Description: It’s the Summer Festival and there’s a fireworks display. Naruto and Hinata find a chance to go on a much-deserved date a few months after their wedding. But being intimate with your wife is not easy when you are Konoha’s greatest hero.

Itoshiki Mahoroba - Konoha's Big Family

Description: Three stories involving the couples shown here.

Izumi - I want to talk to you

Description: Hinata starts working at Ichiraku’s after Ayumi is temporarily incapacitated. How is Naruto going to deal with the fact that Hinata is getting lots of male attention?

Izumi - Please notice soon

Description: Naruto promises to be Hinata’s brother at Neji’s funeral. Hinata is touched but this is not quite what she wants from him,

Kamoto Moto - P

Description: High School AU. Naruto and Naruko are twin brother and sister. And they both love Hinata. Who is going to prevail?

Meguo - Dressing up Hinata 

Description: Naruto dresses up his wife. And he enjoys the view.

Meguo - Future Prospective View (R18)

Description: Naruto has always loved Hinata. But she is still feeling insecure about their relationship. How is he going to convince her of his love?

Minamo - Hero VS Team Eight

Description: A collection of various stories about Naruto interacting with Team Eight.

Minamo - Mission Mafia

Description: Mafia AU. Naruto is a self-made mob-boss that has fallen for one of the town oldest mob gangs. This short story chronicles his attempt to infiltrate the Hyuga Mansion and spend some “sexy time” with Hinata.

Miurin - In the bathhouse with Hinata

Description: Naruto and Hinata are on a mission to inspect a bathhouse. What could possibly go wrong?

Murig - Magical Girl's Club

Description: Naruto infiltrates a magic school and becomes a sexy witch. And, yes, Hinata still falls for him/her.

Nabe Tsukami - I'll see you in the light

Description: Minato and Kushina meet in the afterlife, and they find to their chagrin that they are not alone.

Nawa Luco - Happy Love to you

Description: Naruto catches Hinata smelling his Hokage robe and decides to have some fun with her.

Nearly Equal - Thank you

Description: A collection of stories from Konoha’s favorite families.

Rino & Uta - Shinobi are those who love deeply

Description: Two stories set in the “Unawareness Period” where Naruto and Hinata bond with each other.

Sami - 16Dream 

Description: Naruto gets drunk and Hinata changes back to her 16-year-old self to placate him. And... Things get out of control.

Sorry guys, it’s R18, can’t post it here, you have to message me for the raws. But you can find a clean translated version of this over at TLAnon’s Patreon.

Sami - Distance to the first bite

Description: Hinata feeds Naruto and reminisces about the past. A really cute story. You might be interested to know that it’s already translated and posted over at TL Anon’s Patreon.

Soda - All Right in the End

Description: A collection of short stories where the common theme is Naruto and Hinata growing closer and more comfortable with each other. You might be interested to know that it’s already translated and posted over at TL Anon’s Patreon.

Quail Egg - The Sky is just like

Description: A collection of cute short stories about Naruto and Hinata before The Last.

TOM - Naruto Bowl

Description: A collection of short stories focusing on all the canon couples, where the common theme is food and sharing. Some stories are funny, some are sad, some are sweet, some are bitter, but they are all pretty damn fullfilling. You might be interested to know that it’s already translated and posted over at TL Anon’s Patreon.

Veritas - A Bouquet of Flowers

Description: Temari decides to break up with Shikamaru in order to get back on the sand village and focus on her own brothers. But is this really what she wants? You might be interested to know that it’s already translated and posted over at TL Anon’s Patreon.

WankoHime - Nonchinochiato

Description: A collection of random stories set in the Boruto era,

Various Anthology- Happily Ever After

Description: A collection of stories focusing on various aspects and the NaruHina wedding.

Various Anthology- Shinobi Love World

Description: An anthology of short stories focusing on ALL the couples. Yes, even the most obscure ones.

[somethinglacking]

Shooting For Stars: Chapter 1

Summary: 

Hyuna Lee just started college, and while procrastinating decided to give a popular MMO called LOLOL a try. Here she will meet new friends, battle monsters, part takes in epic quests, and potentially find love!

Most of this will take place in LOLOL at the beginning.

This takes place a year/ year and a half after Seven's good end, and the secret endings. Yoosung x OC

**Update's once a week**

Smut in later chapters, of course ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Hyuna groaned as she sat staring at her computer. Her assignment was to draw something that inspires you, some sort of introductory assignment for the Professor to get to know her small class of Art Student Misfits. Nothing seemed to inspire her as of late, and no matter what she did manage to sketch out onto screen seemed to call her out: The Un-Inspired Art Student with no muse or motivation. Her fingers ran the length of her caramel brown locks, and her nails lightly scratched her scalp trying to ease her growing frustrations. Hazel glared at the taunting screen before her, daring it to keep on challenging her. 

After what seemed like an eternity, the artist sighed in defeat. Nothing was coming to her, and the lines she had managed to get down didn’t seem to be coming together as anything. Annoyed with herself and lack of a muse, she set her tablet to the side and opened her social media. Not much was going on, and she didn’t really have any friends anymore. Her sister posted a photo of her and her little class of second graders. They were cute and her sister looked happy. Smiling at the photo she offered it a thumbs up. 

When she was done scrolling her newsfeed she opened boogle. Bored she searched for fun things to do on the internet. The search results varied in interest, but an ad on the web page she was on showed a popular MMO and a free trial. Curious she clicked it and went to the homepage of the game. She read of the spec’s and nodded noting it would work on her pc. She clicked the download icon and downloaded it. 

Hazel eyes read every bit of detail the game had to offer her as it booted up the character creator. Feeling a little nervous, having never played an MMO before and unsure if she’d actually like being in contact with actual people. Logically she knew she could just play solo and ignore the events, or even delete her entire account after the free trial ran out and simply say she tried it. Biting a plump bottom lip she was greeted with page after several final updates. 

First, she selected her gender debating on being a boy, but ultimately settled for female solely because she knew their armor would be cuter the further she got into the game. She clicked through the races and settled on an elf. She smiled customizing the hairstyle and making the hair a lovely hue of blue. The eyes matched her avatar's hair. Hyuna chooses the least appalling beginner to wear praying she would be able to get something that wasn’t such an eyesore to wear easily. Overall the artist was pleased with the look of her new online persona and moved onto the next page.

Here she had to choose a username. Chewing on her lip she knew she go to Sapphire would be already taken in such a massive game, but gave it a go anyway. Slightly disappointed when it was already taken she contemplated what to use. She typed in several weird spelling of the name before Sapfyre worked. Making a surprised and pleased noise, she made haste to click the arrow button that would take her into the game. 

The screen loaded and she took her time going through the tutorial and getting the hang of the world, and command functions. Hyuna watched as her pretty avatar moved about doing little missions and basically busy work with prompt boxes explaining the gameplay.

 Soon enough she had completed her ‘training’ and was warped to a busy square full of other players. Hyuna blushed feeling slightly overwhelmed by the sheer number of avatars on the screen. She had picked one of the busier servers, but she hadn’t imagined it’d be this popular. Chewing her lip she ran around getting used to the shops and how the currency worked. Hazel eyes scanned the screen and took notice of where the world chat was, besides it was a little icon that lights up red with a little 1 beside it. Curious she clicked it and noticed it was the private messaging system. 

SupermanYoosung★: Hey you look lost ^^ SupermanYoosung★: You must be new! SupermanYoosung★: If you want help doing some quest or anything let me know. Hyuna tapped the pads of her fingers against her lips reading the message over and over again honestly wanting to take them up on their offer. Yet, she also felt rather shy about it too, it was strange. It wasn’t like it was a real interaction with someone, just two gamer bros going on a digital epic quest, so to speak. That being said, the artist wasn’t really a people person. Taking a moment to think about the other player's offer she opened the tab at the top that showed the servers rankings and who was online at the moment. Hazel went wide as she stared at the first couple name’s noticing the friendly strangers rank. They where rank number 2, basically LOLOL royalty. Hyuna let out a girlish giggle in disbelief. She clicked back onto her private messages and re-read the person’s name. It was for sure rank #2 SupermanYoosung. Before her brain could catch up to her fingers the typed with speed across her keyboard. 

Sapfyre: Oh wow! Sapfyre: I just check up on you, and it says your rank #2 ^^; Sapfyre: You must have better things to do than help a little noob like myself!

Before she knew it an impressive tank build avatar ran towards her. Hyuna bumped her forehead lightly with her fist watching as he positioned himself next to her Hobo of an Elf avatar. What a contrast that was to behold. However, if he did have time to waste with her, she almost wanted to beg him to help her get something more suitable for her avatar to wear. Something less beggar and painstakingly noob. 

SupermanYoosung★: Hahaha Yup! That’s me, I’m pretty awesome, huh? 

Hyuna couldn’t help but roll her eyes as a smile played at the edge of her mouth.

SupermanYoosung★: I’m also pretty free at the moment. I have no issue bussing you through some dungeons and helping you get some decent equipment.  SupermanYoosung★: Plus once you get passed level 20 you can join guilds! SupermanYoosung★: If you want, I can invite you to mine, haha!

This person seemed pretty nice and welcoming, Hyuna mused smiling to herself. She didn’t want to get his hopes up, nonetheless. Still unsure if she wanted to pay for the month to month subscription, or would even bother logging in again once she decided she had procrastinated enough for the evening and got back to her assignment. Best to play it coy. 

Sapfyre: Well alright then!  Sapfyre: Lolol can you add me to the party, I have absolutely no idea what I am doing  SupermanYoosung★: Oh! Sure thing!

The notification of a party invitation popped up. Hyuna clicked it and accepted. Soon there was an Icon over the two opposing in style avatars linking them together. 

Sapfyre: Wow they really go out and show you who you're with, huh? Sapfyre: We should get out of the public eye, haha… Someone like you hanging out with a LOLOL hobo can’t be good for the reputation! ^^ SupermanYoosung★: lol naw, it’s fine, I’m buying potions. I’ve got a feeling you’re gonna need them at the start ^^ SupermanYoosung★: I know just the Dungeon that shares exp! It’s pretty high rank, but I can handle the monsters myself. You can just sit back and enjoy the show! Cheer for me too! Sapfyre: I might be a noob, but I do freelance as a cheerleader on the side Sapfyre: It’s not much, but it’s honest work~ Sapfyre: Go! Yoosung! GO!  SupermanYoosung★: Haha! I didn’t expect you to actually cheer for me >_< SupermanYoosung★: Now I definitely have to help you get to at least level 20!

Hyuna’s character automatically followed the party leader’s avatar about the busy town square. There was an option to turn it off, but she didn’t feel like it. It was fun watching the two of them run around side by side as this Yoosung got the supplies she would most likely need to brave the dungeon. The artist clicked on her avatar and gasped in surprise. 

Sapfyre: There are little social action commands! Sapfyre: Ooooh~ 

She made her Elf do a little tribal type dance around Yoosung. She giggled as he made his brolly tank dance with her in the middle of the square. That was cute! 

SupermanYoosung★: Hahaha >_< SupermanYoosung★: They do! And some of the actions are special to race, gender, and class. SupermanYoosung★: Oh! You get to pick a class at level 10 SupermanYoosung★: Any ideas on a build you want to make? Sapfyre: Thank you for the dance Monsieur~ Sapfyre: I dunno what build to make??? Sapfyre: I guess I want something ranged so I can hang back. 

A box popped up on the screen declaring that SupermanYoosung would like to item share with her. Hyuna clicked yes and his inventory opened along with her own. She flushed when she saw all the cool things he was carrying and how she only held a level 2 stick from one of her tutorial missions at the beginning. She watched as Yoosung threw 99 potions, and 99 mana restore potions at her along with a level 2 wooden helm. She giggled equipping it to her Elf. 

Sapfyre: Now my look is finally complete. What a sexy helm! SupermanYoosung★: lololol, sooo sexy~ SupermanYoosung★: Back on the topic of builds SupermanYoosung★: Ever consider being a support healer? SupermanYoosung★: It’s sooo hard to find a decent one D:

Sapfyre: I dunno if I’d make a good support ^^; Sapfyre: If they are hard to find there must be a reason right?

SupermanYoosung★: They just don’t know how to build themselves, and/or try to fight when the tanks have the situation covered and die, SupermanYoosung★: I never built a healer before, but I do know a few things. I could help you if you want?

Sapfyre: Welllllllll Sapfyre: Sure why not~~! Sapfyre: Since you’re helping me out so much already, I don’t mind trying to be a healer for you.

SupermanYoosung★: Thank you! SupermanYoosung★: Rest of the guild will be so jealous when I show off my own personal little healer~ haha~

Sapfyre: >_< lololol I’m shy~

Hyuna bit her lip re-reading the messages. It almost felt like this guy or girl or whatever they are was flirting with her. They couldn’t possibly know she was a girl. She assumed many male players would make a female avatar, let's be honest, the higher rank armor leaves little to the imagination. She wrote off the interaction as this Yoosung being friendly and excited to help her create a healer support he seemed to need desperately. 

SupermanYoosung★: Haha that’s okay! SupermanYoosung★: Do you have a headset, it’s easier to chat that way while in dungeons.

The artist flushed again at the thought of letting a stranger hear her voice. She could see why it would be more convenient. Seeing as she had never played an online game, and preferred solo JRPG’s or Horror survival-

Sapfyre: I never required a headset before

SupermanYoosung★: It’s okay, it just means we are gonna crawl dungeons a bit slower since we’ll have to type to one another. 

Sapfyre: ^^; I’ll look into investing in one in the future. Sapfyre: I’m on a college student allowance, it’ll have to be a cheap one.

SupermanYoosung★: Haha, I’m a student too. I get what you mean. SupermanYoosung★: No shame in having an off-brand HS since you’re just starting SupermanYoosung★: I’m gonna teleport us to a level 30 dungeon. Keep your guard up

Sapfyre: Sure thing ^^

They were off, the screen turned into a load for a moment before both of them spawned in a dungeon. The artist smiled as she watched the other player navigate the surrounding area. She was careful to fall back when zombie looking monstered spawned and swarmed them. All level 30, which made sense, Yoosung had stated it was a high-rank dungeon. Turns out level grind was a bit of a grind, even for beginners. Luckily it was a shared exp dungeon and since there were only two of them in the party it got split in half. Slowly where minimal communication since she lacked a headset they crawled through the Dungeon. Yoosung was kind enough to allow her to loot the corpses and the treasure chests. 

They had even run into some other players who would say hello to Yoosung via the world chat. They had custom speech bubbles, and Hyuna was interested in obtaining some of her own. It was impressive how immersive this game was. You could build sperate skills like smithing, mining, fishing, cooking, act. It was super customizable. Yoosung had rattled off about how there was an event boss just recently and the cool stuff he got for himself. Hyuna smiled, sometimes even giggling to herself as she read Yoosung’s messages. 

Even though she had gotten some pretty decent armor and weapon’s they couldn’t be equipped before she was level 30. It was probably a power scale to disallow players to equip armor so far above themselves early. Yoosung assured her in a few sessions he would have her beefed up and ready to stand on her own in no time. Hyuna despite herself agreed to meet up tomorrow evening and found herself genuinely enjoying the game. Maybe she was just enjoying Yoosung’s company, who knew. 

Once they finished the dungeon, Yoosung warped them back into the town square and sent her a friend request. Hyuna didn’t even think twice as she accepted it. 

SupermanYoosung★: This way we will get notifications when either of us logs on, and it even shows where we are on the map.  SupermanYoosung★: I’m gonna be on a little while longer, you good?

Hyuna looked at the clock and gasped blinking, unbelieving what she was thinking. Had she really wasted three hours? Was it really 1 am?

Sapfyre: OMFG!!!! It’s 1 am!!! I have an assignment due tomorrow morning! SupermanYoosung★: It’s 1 am for me too, we must be pretty close. Lolol SupermanYoosung★: You should go get the project done SupermanYoosung★: Guess I’ll see you tomorrow~ ^^

Sapfyre: Ya tomorrow! I’ll be off! Sapfyre: Enjoy ruling the online virtual world!

With that Hyuna was quick to log off and sighed to herself. It had only meant to be an hour break, and somehow she got so caught up in it she was looking at either failing her first assignment or not sleeping. Looking at the clock she grabbed her a tablet and the pen and looked at whatever these lines she had drawn were suppose to be. Deciding to delete all the progress she had apparently made, she settled herself in for a long night of drawing her assignment for her 8 am class. 

[the-cookie-of-doom]

You know, I love seeing your posts about your processes and your thoughts about your writing. Your mind amazes me because one can see how much you strive to make your writing creative and thought-out. I think it’s sweet about Stiles& Mitch being committed to each other for a year, pinning for each other but my next question is, does their familial tie make each other hesitant? Despite only being related thru Claudia. Also, it seems Stiles latched onto Mitch and considered him and the safety (1)

Of Mitch’s apartment home, entirely disregarding the home he grew up in with his father and mother. Beacon Hills no longer seems like a home to Stiles and it was refreshing to see him escape the darkness that ultimately harmed him as well. Mitch doesn’t seem to be a man of speaking his affections but it sounds like Stiles would be home to him too. If that makes sense? However you decided how this story takes place, over years or one, I really adore hearing from you and just reading. - Ursula 

Thank you!! I try to think things out before/while writing them, even if it occasionally leads to me overthinking the hell out of it...

One thing I don’t want to be misleading about is that they are very devoted to each other, but Mitch is lagging behind when it comes to commitment. Full disclosure, he’s totally sleeping around lol. But there is a reason for that! 

Stiles has some wicked dysmorphia due to the Nogitsune and the whole Body That Isn’t His, and the lowkey trauma from what happened with Malia, and his self loathing in general, so physical intimacy is very difficult for him. But by contrast, he’s very good at connecting with people! Stiles is in tune with his emotions, he feels things very deeply, so it’s easy (easier?) for him to be emotionally intimate with people. 

Mitch is the exact opposite. He’s lost everybody he loves, has had multiple girlfriends in high school/college use him for his father’s money, and because he can read the thoughts of everyone around him, doesn’t trust anyone. He knows no one has his best interests at heart. (Of course that’s not true; he’s got Felix, and Gio, and the Greys, and Sean... more people care about him than he realizes.) Mitch keeps people at a distance at all times, because he doesn't want to open himself to being hurt again. By contrast, sex is perfectly fine. But because it’s not very sexy to sleep with someone while all they’re thinking about is how to use you to their advantage, Mitch prefers to treat sex like a business transaction.... which means he has regular acquaintance with a few escorts. 

I’m actually going to include a scene in Mitch’s sequel where, to deal with his growing attraction to Stiles, he decides he just needs to get laid and so he calls one of the usual women he meets up with. “I’ll just get it out of my system,” he thinks. “Then I can act like a normal fucking person,” he incorrectly assumes. 

It was actually Sean that set Mitch up with the escort agency. That’s not how it started, but that’s where it ended up. Sean thought Mitch was lonely, and so tried to set him up with some of his friends, but Mitch kept turning down the offers. Then Sean... misappropriated... his phone and downloaded a bunch of dating apps and secretly set Mitch up with profiles. (”Grindr? Really?” “Just keeping your options open, boss!”) When that doesn’t pan out, Sean just emails Mitch a link to the website and neither of them bring it up. Mitch ends up scheduling a date because it’s not like Sean has to know, right... Now at this point in time, Mitch is a semi-regular client and almost friendly with three or for women, and he is perfectly content with that arrangement! 

The family connection is definitely a struggle, but I think more for Mitch than Stiles? Stiles has already pretty much accepted that he’s a bad person, and this is just one more fucked up thing to add onto everything else he’s done. But with Mitch, there’s also the age gap and the power dynamic between them. To him, it would feel like he’s taking advantage of Stiles, who’s clearly a messed up kid in a really bad place right now. And he feels that since he’s the adult, he should be the one to put an end to this. But obviously he can’t, because he’s got his own share of issues. 

Something I actually forgot to mention in my response to your last ask, is when Mitch meets John. I did have this part somewhat written out (idk how well it will fit into the story now) where Mitch flies back to California with Stiles once. Mitch is technically John’s step son, but he’s also old enough that that ship has sailed, but John doesn’t want Mitch thinking he was the one keeping him away; he never knew why Claudia did what she did, but John would never have intentionally separated Mitch from her. So now John is almost trying to make up for lost time, but it makes Mitch uncomfortable for a number of reasons; just in general, Mitch doesn’t know how to respond to be trying to Take Care of Him, the fact that John’s treating him like family while Mitch is sleeping with his son and the whole host of problems that presents, etc. It actually messes with his and Stiles’ relationship for the week or two that they’re there. Mitch can barely stand to touch him because it makes him feel guilty. 

The other version that may be more likely to work into the fic, was where John flies out to New York instead. At this point Mitch and Stiles have been a thing for a while, they don’t even pretend to keep up pretenses by having Stiles sleep in his own room. Which is something John notices; Stiles says John can have his room and Stiles will take the couch, but John thinks it’s weird that Stiles’ room seems almost unlived in; given that Stiles’ room back home was always a mess, that’s very Suspicious. But idk where it would go past that. He does catch them in a semi-intimate moment one morning, though. They aren’t doing anything incriminating, but at the same time John feels like it’s a private moment between them and he feels weird watching. It’s a whole complicated situation lol

New York has definitely become home to Stiles, which is something he will be forced to harshly realize in the next chapter. Home is where the heart is, as they say. And yes, Mitch absolutely feels that way too, but may not be able to say it. I haven’t even decided if he’s going to say “I love you”. Because he does love Stiles, but saying it makes it real, and if it’s real, he can lose it, and he can’t take losing yet another person he loves. But yes, Stiles is the first person Mitch truly feels at home with since his mom left him.