#i seriously cannot get enough of this guy specifically help

[shocolae]

Ttthank you for!!!

All the epic hearts in my previous posts wowza I’m really really surprised that just by not posting for more than a week I’d get this much hearts lols

Dunno how to send a thank you gift but I hope this quick sketch suffices, have a good day/evening!

[sammigrll]

deadpool!

….as your boyfriend.

description: deadpool as your boyfriend!

pairing: deadpool x you!

contains: 18+, mentions of sex!

|an: just saw deadpool & wolverine.. couldn’t help myself.

- awful with emotions but always finds a way to make up for things whether through humor or sex.

- speaking of humor you’re never not laughing with him, or bickering, or fucking

- you’re the only person he can actually feel vulnerable and comfortable with, he cherishes that and he loves you so much for that.

- you’re his person, he would genuinely kill for you if it meant he would lose someone so important in his life.

- if someone makes you sad, mad or uncomfortable ooo…not his babygirl.

- he usually doesn’t keep people or friends in his loop often, they could find him annoying or over the top but not you.

- you love absolutely everything about him, his outlandish humor, his extroverted personality, his big ol’ mouth. you think it’s so hot.

- so hot when he’s mean to you so hot when he’s soft with you

- you literally bicker like two teenage girls all the time and he always somehow clocks your tea it’s ridiculous but you also find it impressive that he always has something to say that you cannot come back from😭

- god you need to pray that no man ever even has the thought of coming on to you… he’ll experience some banter with your boyfriend before it’s lights out.

- not only are you his but he’s yours! he’s super loyal and if he can’t get someone to back off , you sure will!

- you’re always having fun with him date nights are some of the best times of your life, he always finds a way to entertain you no matter what you’re doing.

- always gotta hand somewhere, your ass, a singular cheek, a titty, somewhere. how could you expect him not to! you’re all his.

- you literally have him wrapped around your finger, he’d do absolutely anything for you.

- also always bullying you he is so straightforward😭

“hon that has got to be the ugliest shirt i’ve ever seen on you”

“wade-“

“i know you got better in that closet that i snoop through and try on all your clothes when you aren’t home now go!”

- he’s so tall so if you’re short oh wow…you’re never catching a break

“soooo how’s the weather down there.” wade said, placing his elbow on the crown of your head.

“prick��”

…

“yeah that’s enough of that dirty mouth!” your boyfriend had announced before bending down and wrapping an arm around your behind, throwing you over his shoulder and positioning his palm on your ass.

“god, wade put me down!” you’d laughed playfully hitting his back.

“don’t make me have to spank you!” he said, lighting pinching your ass.

- do not get an animal bc it will quickly become his center of attention and he will defend it over you.

“wade, we’re having my mom over please put it in the room”

“ugh…she’s so mean isn’t she sugar?” he’d said stroking your pet, followed by a “yes she is yes she is!” as the animal licked his face.

sigh.

- good lord we got a cuddle monster on our hands!

- absolutely adores any type of affection and practically begs you for it 24/7. he loves being little spoon specifically. also loves it when u scratch or message his back, bc that also gets him going..

- speaking of, you got this guy rock solid 24/7

“hungry for seconds?” he joked, hugging you from behind and pressing his hardened cock against your ass.

“we literally jus-“ you’d started just to be interrupted mid sentence.

“so! cmon baby throw a dog a bone.” he muttered, hand already gripping your inner thigh.

you’d sighed, god you can’t resist him.

- it doesn’t matter what you’re doing he finds anything you do hot i stg

- a M-U-N-C-H! for life, literally came in his pants from eating you out once! he loves making you feel good.

- a goofball during sex he cannot do shit seriously😭 he be talking you and your pussy thru it!

- again, if you’re petite god help you bc he is large.

- babe, you better match his freak because yall doing anything.

- trying a new thing every night multiple times bc that sex is never vanilla and that dick is never tired! at some point he’s just making positions up😭

[altruistichellhound]

Beastars Boyfriend Head cannons!

I’ll be doing a separate post for the shishigumi. Let me know if you want anyone added to this.

I made this as non specific and gender neutral as I could. I wanted everyone to read this and imagine themselves as whatever person/animal you see yourself as.

Legoshi

Legoshi cannot control his tail around you. Smile at him? furious wagging. Laugh in the sweetest of ways? furious wagging. Kiss him? He’s taken off like a helicopter with how fast his tail is going.

Absolutely loves being close to you! Cannot get enough of your scent, breathes it in more than the air around him.

Territorial of you, anyone looks at you and he’s pissed. Not that you can tell, or anyone else really. Isn’t outright jealous/confrontational unless you are out right disrespected. Absolutely not afraid of getting in fights for you.

When Legoshi is comfortable he will go on and on about his interests. He is so incredibly smart, especially when it comes to bugs. At this point you’re pretty much an entomologists.

Teaches you about the way of the sea and some of the seas language. (You’ll probably be pronouncing it wrong the same as him..)

At the beginning of your relationship he found it hard to communicate his feelings, now he fully able to express his wants and needs. It works very well for the both of you as he is an incredible listener.

Very oblivious…

Loves taking you on dates, especially private ones like picnics and star gazing.

You>Anything else

Louie

If you don’t come from a deer family of high value you’ll be his secret.

He might not show it with words but lord does this man love you.

Endless, and I really mean endless gifts. You offhandedly mention something you like? Oh what’s this, he bought it for you! He’s out and he sees something that reminds him of you, bought it. “Oh that’s cute!” Boom he bought it.

Secretly likes it when you give him massages. Poor man is so stressed out he needs that extra care. He wants a quiet life with you. One where he can be the beastar but come home to your little cozy home where it’s soft and quiet.

Knows you guys simply cannot exist together but pretends like it’s not reality…

Openly jealous, “I don’t like him”. Tells you when he thinks someone has bad intentions. Tries his best to protect you but sometimes it’s slightly misguided.

Acts like he needs to be the dominant one in the relationship but really likes it when you take control.

A balance of all out luxury dinners and simple little cafes you two like to frequent.

If it comes to it he would give up everything, including his relationship with his father; for you.

Gohin

Works out in front of you totally not on purpose. Flexes his muscles when you just happen to be looking at him.

Gohin is such a tease! Doesn’t matter what it is he’ll make fun of you for it. If you don’t like it he’ll tell you it was just a joke but he takes it very seriously and makes sure not to tease you like that again.

Tries his best to keep you away from his work. If you want to help he will tell you no until you persist so much he caves. While he loves you he cares about your safety more, so much training. He will run you until you colapse; he would never forgive himself if something happened to you.

Tea after training/work. He enjoys making you two a drink then sitting and talking about your day between sips.

Even if it doesn’t feel like it I promise you he listens. If he is busy or stressed he will respond with simple, hmm and mhms. However, he heard everyone word and won’t forget what you’ve told him.

At first he’s an awkward kisser, but he’s a quick learner and you’ve never had a better kisser in your life.

You remain the light of his life.

Bill

Childish. Not necessarily a bad thing but sometimes you want to beat him with a stick.

PDA to the max, you’re his and he’s yours. Why shouldn’t the people know? Hold his hand and steal quick kisses please.

Not the best at planning things but he’ll try his best. His goal is to make you happy and have something that will last.

Doesn’t really think about a serious future that much. Not that he doesn’t want to be with you, just that he hasn’t planned ahead enough to really put thought into marriage and a possible family.

This man makes you late to almost everything. Unless it’s the club, he is not on time.

You basically aren’t ever not laughing. He loves to see you smile and squirm around while you laugh so hard your stomach starts to hurt. Surprisingly his jokes are actually funny and land quite well.

All his friends know you very well, all he does is brag about how amazing and hot you are.

Jack

The sweetest man to have ever existed.

Had a crush on you for thee longest time before he either got the courage to talk to you or you finally went up to him.

Wants you to be happy, in his mind he can never do enough for you. He doesn’t want you to be happy, he needs it. If you are sad or angry he tries his darnedest to make cheer you up in a way that suits you the best. Listening, taking you out, leaving you alone, really whatever you need he will give.

Snores. Not loud though, sweet little snores and huffs throughout the night. At this point you can’t sleep without hearing him.

Always smells weirdly good. Like it’s unnatural how he always smells the same and it’s never bad. He could sprint three miles and still smell insanely good. When asked about it he just shrugs.

Constantly blushing! He can’t help it around you, doesn’t matter how long you’ve been together.

Collot

You trim his bangs. He lets you but in all honestly doesn’t trust you after you cut them way too short last time. He won’t tell you that though.

Suspiciously calm, makes him a good listener but sometimes it’s frustrating when he doesn’t get mad with you.

Speaking of anger he hasn’t really gotten mad with you. Maybe a few spats here and there but he has never once raised his voice at you.

Worst sleeper in the world! Moved, kicks, loud sleeper, talks. How did he kick you in the face? You don’t know and neither does he. Scares the crap out of you, “He’s coming.” You proceed to violently shake him until he wakes up and reassures you back to sleep.

Really likes playing video games with you or just doing things quietly next to each other.

Riz

Tries his very best to control himself around you after what happened. Really doesn’t matter to him what species you are he’s constantly afraid of hurting you. Cannot let go of you even if he’s afraid.

You on the other hand aren’t afraid of him. He told you what happened and you understood him. He would never hurt you, or so you think.

Protective as hell. Does not matter who it is no one will ever get to you.

Practically worships you. Would kiss the ground you walk on if he could. Lives to serve you, you want something it’s already been done.

Constant cuddles, he always wants to be the big spoon unless he’s sad. Being around you makes him feel powerful knowing in that moment you are untouchable. When you hold him he feels vulnerable, he hasn’t decided if he’s okay with that feeling yet but he knows that it feels good to be the one being protected for once.

Really likes cooking with you and for you.

Pina

Best way to describe him is annoying, but in the best way possible.

Can, and will, talk your ears off. Constantly yapping about something and expects you to listen. He’s offended if you ask him to give you even a second of silence.

Really loves it when you touch his horns.

Best lashes in the room, better than you and he will constantly brag about this. He tells you he’s joking (he’s not).

He’s just a little bit of a freak, “Eat me.” Doesn’t matter if you’re a carnivore or not. “What the hell Pina?” You can’t tell if he’s being serious…

He knows absolutely everything about you. Some things you didn’t even know about yourself! Not only does he know you but he knows everyone else. Tells you all the best gossip and keeps you up to date with rumors even if you don’t care.

Definitely needs someone to keep up with him.

Melon

Crazy but that’s okay!

Would kill someone if you asked him to. Neighbor pissed you off? Gone. Boss is being a dick? Gone. You tend to abuse this fact.

Okay he does not know how to express his love for you. He’s not even sure if what he’s feeling his love. He knows he oddly doesn’t want to hurt you but is that love? Who knows he’s just going with it.

This relationship is pretty much the definition of playing with fire.

You get to see such a different side to him, quiet and maybe even a little soft. Sad maybe? Is it an act? You don’t know but you’ve decided it’s okay not knowing you. Even when you have that nagging feeling that you should care.

Potentially likes you so much because you are very similar to him.

Won’t ever tell you or anyone this but he likes it when you hold him. He also enjoys that you aren’t afraid of his fangs. Will bite you if you let him.

Would both love and hate you even more if you were a hybrid.

Gosha

Biggest softy with you. Would do absolutely anything for you, to him, you are nothing less than the universe.

Thinks you are the most wonderful thing to have ever graced this world. He loves to show you it too. Random gifts, always brings you fresh flowers before your last ones die.

Evening walks are the best with him. As the sun turns the clouds orange and pink he’ll tell you about his adventures as a youth and his previous dreams of becoming the beastar.

The best support you’ll ever have. He whole heartedly believes that you can do anything you set your heart to. Encouraging your passions and making sure whatever you need to meet your goals is there for you to use.

You’ve never felt so safe than right by his side, and rightfully so. No one would even think to mess with you with him around.

Everyone knows you too are together, he’s made sure of that the way he runs around bragging about you.

Yahya

Tries his best to keep you and work separate. This is not only for your safety for also for him. He never expected or wanted a relationship because of his goals but when he saw you he just couldn’t let you go.

Manages balancing you and protecting the world pretty well. Though, he is in fact just a man like everyone else.

Missed dinners often which turns into arguments which ends in mutual apologies and making up.

He is so tired. Needs you to rub his shoulders and lightly scratch his back.

Can’t really sleep but if you tell him stories or hum softly while playing with his mane he knocks right out.

Keeps you out of the public eye because he knows that if he didn’t you’d have a target on your back. Constant security watching you from afar.

Makes sure to provide a good life for you first and foremost, but also is very focused on changing the world. It is a relationship based on understanding on both ends. Compromises have been made.

You are the closest thing to his heart and constantly on his mind.

[sapphicseasapphire]

Hi!

How do Time and Malon’s children react to the chain arriving at Lon Lon Ranch?

<3

Okayokay SO!!

Time and Malon have twin daughters named Raine and River that are approximately five years old by the time the Cryptid Adventure TM starts. Time talks a bit about his family with the Chain, but he generally keeps quiet about it. He’s worked hard to get where he is, and his life was already ruined, he doesn’t want any of this hero business poisoning his little girls. His children stay OUT OF THIS.

So the Chain know very little about them by the time they reach Lon Lon.

And the twins no absolutely nothing about the Cryptids, either.

They run out and just jump right at Time, because they missed him when he was away!!! And Malon, who is pregnant, rushes over to hug him, and everyone stares in wide eyed shock (except Wild, who is NOT paying attention). Sky, specifically, has never seen this side of Time. He’s so gentle with his daughters, so loving.

And I think that the twins adore Sky. While Malon fawns over Twilight, Raine and River will want to see Sky’s wings up close. And Sky’s so kind! He knows well enough to separate his complicated opinions of Time from these precious children. He’ll sit with them in the sun and let them feel his feathers and he’ll tell them stories about Skyloft.

And… guys, this is a side of Sky that Time has not seen before. The mighty Godkiller playing with his daughters so happily. Telling soft stories and giving them his feathers as gifts.

Raine and River can only be entertained by Sky for so long. Eventually they’d run off to bother another Cryptid. Wind is especially cool, with his orange scales and blue fins. Plus, he’s SUCH a big brother. He recounts exciting tales of pirates and a great sea! He’s so ANIMATED when he tells his stories. Spirit even joins in and helps them find cool sticks to ‘duel’ with.

With their new cool ‘swords’ they’d run around a wreak havoc on the ranch, terrorizing the poor cows. Legend would scoff at the noise, retreating into the house with the COOLEST SWORD THE TWINS HAVE EVER SEEN. So of course they follow him. (He’s so exhausted).

And here’s what you must know about the Hero of Warriors: he SUCKS with kids. He is a Sword Spirit and he’s been trained for battle. He can predict an enemy’s move ten steps ahead of when they make it, he can analyze a conversation and know exactly what to say and when in order to get a desirable outcome, he can command armies.

But children. Are unpredictable. He hasn’t learned how to intersect with them.

So when Legend inevitably has Wars entertain the twins for him, the Sword Spirit flounders. Children do not care to discuss battle tactics. They do not care for his numbers or probabilities. He’s. Really struggling.

But he learns some valuable data! Raine’s favorite color is green, which is apparently very important. River tells him very seriously that a horse goes ‘neigh.’ Which is inaccurate. A Hylian mouth cannot properly whinny. But he stores this data regardless.

Twilight comes to the rescue before Warriors can further embarrass himself. (Does he even have the capacity to feel embarrassed? He shouldn’t). The shape shifter entertains them for HOURS, turning into any animal they can name. Which is a REALLY fun game, actually. Twilight is also a big brother, he’s so good with kids. Wars takes notes.

The whole time, Malon, Wild, Four, and Time have been in the kitchen. And FIRST OF ALL. How weird is it that Wild is inside? He’s just holding all the silverware to the light and sneaking some of the shinier forks into his hair when he thinks no one is looking. It’s not until he smells the food cooking that he actually goes to help. I swear, by the time they all leave, Wild’s got half of that house stuffed into his hair. The menace.

Four’s asking Malon One Million Questions as they cook. The more embarrassing, the better. They want to know everything about Time, mostly in a teasing manner. But also… they’re a pretty analytic type of person. Their eyes flash a striking violet as they eye their leader, asking Malon how they met, how he got so… Like That. Malon knows what they’re doing, she’s no fool. And she entertains them for a bit, but shuts down the more probing questions, often answering sarcastically and deflecting.

They have a big family dinner outside, since Sky can’t fit indoors. Raine sits on Time’s knee but River is like. Climbing up Sky’s wing. (Which is not epic, it pulls at his feathers, but he lets her because she’s cute). Hyrule, who’s been too shy to really interact much with anyone, finally comes out of his shell and offers to braid River’s hair, if only to get her off of Sky. They tell stories until the sun sets and the girls start to nod off, and then Time and Malon take them off to bed while the rest of the Chain think on what they’ve learned.

It’s… a pleasant night. Lon Lon Ranch has a way of easing their stresses. Time’s family is wonderful. If only this moment could last forever…

[the-slutty-farmer]

hello! i loved your sleeping positions headcanons for the fields of mistria characters 🥹 i was wondering if you could make relationship hcs for Hayden specifically? NSFW would be a nice addition but it’s up to you, thanks! 🙏🙏

HELLO MY FIRST ANON <3 <3 <3 I'M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!! I hope its what you were looking for<3 I did my best to keep it gender neutral :-) MNDI, NSFW headcanons are under the cut CW not super descriptive, but does mention the following: sex, oral (m and f receiving), breeding kink, dirty talk, praising

🌾Relationship Headcanons for Hayden🌾

CHIVALROUS

He’s opening doors for you, walking on the inside of the road, pulling out chairs, he’s draping his coat over you shoulders when you even so much as LOOK a wee bit chilly

He WILL be walking you home from every date. Even if it's out of his way, he will say that it isn't, and as your man it is his duty to see that you are home safe and sound

Not a jealous guy

If some traveler at the Inn flirts with you he doesn’t mind, just smiles because he is very secure in your relationship. He isn’t afraid to step in and tell them to back off if they’re persistent and making you uncomfy, tho

Literally the sweetest sweetie to ever sweet

The rare times you do argue or fight he is always the first to apologize, because he hates that you're upset, and in his eyes upsetting you is enough of a bad deed to apologize

His love language is acts of service

It brings him a lot of pride and sense of fulfillment to provide for you and take care of you (not that you’re not a strong and independent individual, you are, and it’s one of the many things he loves about you)

He’s just very giving, and wants to make your life as easy as possible. He loves coming over after his chores are done to help you with yours, after all many hands make light work. The less work you have to do means you have more time to spend with him

He’s also a big fan of touching you, as in he literally has to be constantly connected with you in some way

Most often he has an arm around your shoulders, hand on your lower back, or fingers intertwined with yours

Not afraid of a little PDA. He probably won't be seen making out with you in the town square, but he's proud to show off that you're his and he's yours

Loves that you love his daughter (Henrietta lol) in his eyes you are not the step parent, you are the parent that stepped up lmao

His favorite way to spend a lazy, rainy day is with you and Henrietta, curled up on the sofa, munching popcorn, and talking the day away

NSFW Headcanons

Okay maybe his real favorite way to spend a lazy rainy day is between the sheets and inside of you lol

BREEDING KINK BREEDING KINK BREEDING KING (king was a typo but honestly it fits so it stays)

Its not a secret that he really wants a family to call his own that I just know this man would love to knock you up. Now if you don’t want children/cannot have children he will obviously respect your boundaries, but hey, it’s still fun to pretend that you’re going to make him a daddy😉 Right???

Seriously, when he’s inside you if you let out a breathy “please put a baby in me” he’s cumming EXPEDITIOUSLY

Okay I want to say he’s a god at aftercare but I’m so sorry he’s just not

That’s not to say he doesn’t do aftercare, he absolutely does!!! But goddess love him, he’s so sleepy after sex. He pours his heart and soul into loving you and damn it if it doesn’t tucker a man out!!!

He’ll make sure you’re cleaned up and comfy, but then he’s getting you both snugged up for a nice nap and he will be out and snoring in like five minutes lol

He is a VOCAL MAN

He is groaning and moaning the whole time, and dare I say maybe praising you every once in a while?

who am I kidding the man is your number one simp, and he is in your ear literally the whole time talking about "you feel so good around me, darlin'", "you're so good for me baby", and "fuck, you're incredible"

He’s more of a giver than a receiver tbh

Now obvi he loves when his love gives him head, but he would really prefer to be the one helping you out (acts of service, remember??)

And damn it if he’s not amazing at it :’-) my man is a MUNCH

I’ll leave you with one more thread of thought: he doesn’t fuck, he makes love (most of the time lol)

He’d rather have you slow and sensual. He’s not a man who can be rushed; he wants to really to take his time with you. He wants to lay you down on the bed, he wants to worship your body, he wants to connect on an intimate and deep level with you

That being said, sometimes he just needs to bend you over behind the barn for a quickie lmao I mean can you blame him??

[mysterystarz]

just keep falling for

pairing: kuroo tetsurou x g!n reader

genre: fluff, best friends to lovers, mutual pining, boatload of an oblivious but perceptive reader, kuroo really doesn’t know how to get the obvious out and reader cannot really tell him they know what he means

notes: rewatching hq and i literally fell in love w everyone again — dedicated to all kuroo fans, not proofread at all

also i haven’t written in so long so my style is all over the place so pls critique me and also my hand slipped

reblogs and opinions are appreciated &lt;3

kuroo was taking an awfully long time in the locker room.

standing in the gym, you watched as the first years helped with deconstructing the volleyball nets for the day. while you offered your help, they politely declined, suggesting you wait to accompany their captain out to advertise their great work.

normally, kuroo was quick. any jokes that happened inside the locker room were quick to reach your ears, and you knew how much he tried to include you in everything.

you leaned against the wall, watching the clock tick for a whole minute before opting to pace around the gym.

little did you know, kuroo was having a meltdown inside the locker room.

“kuroo!” yaku yelled, brandishing his towel. “you need to get a grip. stop freaking out. you’re supposed to be the composed one!”

“seriously kuroo,” kenma agreed, “why are you acting so surprised. it’s not like this is new news.”

“guys,” kuroo began, raking a finger through his hair, “this messes up everything.”

“is this about y/n?” lev asked, finally entering the locker room. “did kuroo finally do something about that crush?”

“enough!” kuroo sighed, sitting down at one of the benches. in the span of the last ten minutes, kuroo had one of the most dramatic realizations of his life.

he liked you.

you, his best friend and his other half. you, who cheered for him at every game and even lended him cool analogies to use in captains speeches. you, who stole his jacket and ran away from him, leaving him to chase you as far as the two of you could run.

he wasn’t sure what had changed. somehow, you’d entered his head, and with every pump of his heart, you sunk deeper and deeper into his bloodstream.

“did you seriously not know?” yaku asked gently, “because if you ask us, it was obvious from the very start. you hold them in such high regard.”

“i didn’t,” he admitted, turning to meet yaku’s eyes. “i didn’t know and now, i don’t know what to do. we’ve been friends for ages….i don’t even think they see me that way.”

“just tell them kuroo,” kenma said, not looking up from his console. “they like you a lot, they’re not going to say no.”

the team voiced their agreement, and began to file out of the locker room at last.

“sorry to keep you waiting,” he smiled, meeting your gaze as he walked out of the locker room.

“no problem,” you said, returning a grin of your own. “was there something going on in there?”

“nahhhhh,” he laughed, “someone was just having a meltdown about how to do a proper confession.”

“confession?” you rose a brow, and kuroo silently cursed himself for letting such a specific detail slip.

for a moment, you were stunned. as you walked, you considered all the possibilities.

you knew lev had been racking up quite the fanbase through his games, and you also knew how yaku was starting to branch out a bit more. if kenma had a prospective partner, you would’ve already heard of it by now.

unless…unless it was kuroo having the meltdown.

you pondered this detail as you walked out of the school doors, holding them open for your lanky best friend.

“hey dork,” you began, “who are you planning on confessing to? it was your meltdown, right?”

kuroo felt his heart drop in his chest. curse you and your quick connections.

“what makes you think the meltdown was mine?”

“because i would’ve known about everyone else,” you smiled confidently. “you would’ve told me.”

kuroo simply looked at you, distracted by your smile and the way it lit up your eyes. if only he could put it into words.

you had a way of making him nervous.

“i’d tell you details if you stopped smiling at me like that. too bright — it’s hurting my eyes.” he teased.

what he didn’t expect was for you to laugh and immediately drop your smile, transitioning to a serious face.

“tell me now,” you huffed, “i deserve to know who’s on your mind these days.”

he sighed.

if there was one thing worse than your uncanny ability to read his mind, it was the lack of that ability to tell that you were the only person he ever thought about.

kuroo got home, resting his bag on the floor of his room and immediately dialing kenma. he picked up in an instant, and kuroo couldn’t help but be thankful for his setter.

“kenma,” he sighed, “this is like one of your games. impossible.”

“let me guess. y/n didn’t catch a hint?”

“they know it’s me” he groaned, “they know i had the meltdown. they know there’s someone in my head. they keep trying to ask me who it is, but i can’t just say ‘it’s you’ can i?”

“being direct is actually a good idea.” kenma suggested, “go retry that level kuroo. maybe you’ll have some luck this time.”

with that, kenma hung up, leaving kuroo frenzied with an emotion that felt a lot like hope.

sitting and staring out the window, you wondered if now was a good time to acknowledge your growing crush on nekoma’s middle blocker.

he was everything you could ever ask for. thoughtful, sweet, laughably charming, and with a nerdy twist that made him a dork and undeniably your other half.

it didn’t help how handsome he’d become over the years either. he’d gotten taller and taller, his eyes golden and his hair endearingly messy. he was solid from all the days spent practicing, and after every embrace, you were left craving more.

as much as you didn’t want to admit your discomfort, the sensation hovered over you like a fog.

the idea of kuroo having feelings for someone else was bittersweet. you adored him — you really did, and his happiness was yours.

but….you couldn’t help but wish that you could both be happy. that he’d see you the way you’d always seen him.

someone to just keep falling for.

the next morning, kuroo came to grab you from your house for the daily walk to school. he’d made an effort to make sure his tie was on incorrectly in the hopes that you’d fix it for him.

you greeted him at the door, breaking into a grin upon seeing his disheveled state.

“come inside,” you sighed, dragging him by the hand into the foyer. he stood patiently as you reached for his tie, straightening out the edges and meticulously smoothing out the wrinkles of his shirt.

“it’s almost like we’re married.” he teased, happy at the flustered expression that shot onto your features. “what? cat got your tongue?”

“shut up tetsu.”

“i don’t want to.” he said, looking into your eyes. he hoped that there was something conveyed in the silent space between you. the tenseness was all but palpable.

“oh.” you whispered, cupping his cheek. “so this is your confession? a messy tie and a lot of cheek.”

“of course,” he smirked, “you’re the only person i’d do that for.”

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[child0feden]

TORN APART

bård “ faust ” eithun x reader

- nsfw headcanons for bård!

anon did not request anything specific so i just made general, assorted nsfw headcanon for him! i do not know why or how this turned out to be so long, guess i was just horny for some bård lolol <3

- requested by anon | view my metal masterlist here

reading music recommendations: torn apart by blood tsunami - der goldene schnitt by vobiscum

* 18 + content ahead, please do not read if you are a minor *

- as mentioned in supersoaker, bård just cannot get enough of making you squirt!

✩ after he discovers your vibrator in the drawer next to your bed and finds out just how easily this piece of plastic makes you desperate and overstimulated? it very quickly becomes his new best friend…

- he rarely fucks you without making you cum at least once with the vibrator first and even after that, when his cock is slamming into you at a brutal pace, he still uses the vibrator on your clit, gently running it up and down as your cunt spasms around his cock

✩ seriously, he loves when you squirt around his cock, the feeling of your soaking cunt gushing and spasming around his unprotected cock as your arch your back, he moans so loudly as he reaches his high that was brought on by your own orgasm and only continues to hold the plastic against your clit as more liquid gushes out onto the bedsheets

- bård just really likes overstimulating you… he really really really likes it… it makes him feel so good to give you pleasure, to make you cry out and call his name

✩ this kind of only goes for older bård, specifically how he looked on the cover of horde of the eclipse, but he loves taking you from behind and wrapping his bicep around your throat as he slams into you, tightening his bicep around your wind pipe just slightly as he leans your head back to shove his tongue into your mouth, mumbling into your mouth in between grunts and deep moans

“ ‘m so deep in you, baby… can you feel me? yeah, you can feel me, can’t you? fuck! so fucking tight… ” ( he always buries his head into the crook of your neck when dirty talking or moaning, he is still just that little bit shy when saying such filthy things to you )

- listen, that picture of him just seriously does things to me… i adore skinny twig bård but big and beefy bård just makes me feel something crazy in my cunt, i will tell you that straight up…

✩ and i mean, we know he got like that from boxing and stuff in prison, taking his anger and violence out, whatever! but you are telling me older and beefy bård would not love to manhandle you a bit with that newfound strength? shut up… the tattoo on his bicep too? argh, it kills me, it really does! if you ever kissed it as he had his bicep wrapped around your throat? he would just completely melt, looking down at you with soft eyes before smirking and leaning down to slam his lips against yours, thrusting his cock into you harsher and faster as you whine into his mouth… older and beefy bård is just different and i love it…

- you and bård probably have little quickies in his resting spot at helvete quite a bit, usually it starts off innocent with the two of you cuddling and watching some obscure horror movie on the tv pushed up against the wall but it does not remain innocent for all that long before one of you makes a move

✩ usually, you! well, usually you after being a little spurred on by his hand drifting down to your ass and groping at the fat and maybe it was meant in an innocent way but you just cannot help getting a little hot and bothered by it so you take the lead of looking up at him, watching as his eyes remain glued to the tv in front of you guys before you sit up and swing your leg over him, straddling his lap as his eyes widen slightly and his hands go to steady your hips

- bård might be a little nervous and shy as you slam your lips down onto his, your hands going to unbutton his leather pants, mumbling against your lips as you laugh slightly, moving away from his mouth to kiss his dusty pink cheek as he breaths heavily

“ baby… here? are you sure? what if… shit… what if someone comes in? or euronymous? ” ( but really all it takes is you whispering softly into his ear that you guys will be fine for him to nod and bring his hands down to help you pull his hard cock out of his leather pants )

✩ after sliding your panties to the side and slipping his hard cock into you, bård brings his hand up to grab at your hair before bringing your face down to slam his soft lips against yours, muffling your shared desperate moans as he helps you bounce atop of him, the loud sound of faux screams and cries still coming from the old tv helping to silence your moans from øystein who sits blissfully unaware in the office just next door

- it never takes bård long to cum during these quickies, the risk and desperation getting to him as he brings his hands to your hips, slamming you down onto him harder and faster as the wood beneath the thin mattress begins to creak, both of you moaning louder into each others mouthes as you reach your awaited highs, his hands holding you down on his cock as he empties himself into you and your cum coats his cock, pulling away from your mouth to bury his head into your neck and breathing heavy, hot breaths against your own heated skin

✩ neither of you make any attempt to move as you brush your fingers through his brown hair and only when both of you have finally caught your breath is when you slowly slide off of him, his tired eyes coming down to watch his now softening cock slide out of your velvety cunt as you ooze his warm cum

- have you guys been caught having sex like this before? kind of… i mean, not entirely but also yes… usually by øystein who walks out of his office and sets his eyes on you sitting atop of faust, though you remain completely still as you look over at øystein whose eyes are now slanted as he stares at the two of you suspiciously, asking just what exactly you two are doing because whilst you are both still fully clothed… he can just kind of sense there is something more happening here… bård usually goes to stutter out a sudden panicked response but you spit one out before he can accidentally spill the beans, telling øystein that you guys were just making out, definitely nothing more!

✩ does øystein believe it? no, not really! but he kind of just cannot be fucked to fight the two of you, simply sighing heavily before shaking his head and walking back into his office or down to the basement, leaving you and bård to laugh quietly before you grind your hips down onto his cock which is still seethed deep inside of you, covered and hidden by the fabric of your skirt

- when it comes to knife play with bård, he is very careful with how he goes about it! he is likely the most nervous person i write for because he is just terrified of actually hurting you and possibly even killing you…

✩ so whilst bård absolutely loves the feeling of strength and power that overcomes him whilst holding a knife to your throat whilst fucking into you from behind, he always uses a pretty dull knife and holds his thumb down on the blade to make sure he has no chance of actually slitting your throat! he probably does not like to do knife play too often, he sees it as something special to do once a week or for special occasions, he is definitely not always in the mood for it and he just does not particularly want the novelty to wear off

- bård has a major thing for filming you! not even just during sex, he likes filming you as you undress, chuckling softly from behind the camera as you purposely remove your pretty underwear slower than usual and throw him a cheeky wink over your shoulder, bending over to give him and the camera the perfect view of your naked, wet and glistening cunt as you pick your underwear up off the floor, placing them atop your shared wooden dresser before kneeling on the bed and crawling towards him

✩ he seriously loves when you put on little shows like this for him, it makes him feel like the only man in the world, the only man you have ever and will ever love… it makes him feel so beyond special and he cannot get enough of it, always zooming the lens in on the sultry look in your hooded eyes as you unbutton his pants for him, smirking down at you as a blush paints his cheeks

- bård literally keeps a camera in the drawer beside your shared bed just for filming your strip teased and sex together, he wants it to be as easy access as it can be for whenever he wants to pull it out and capture your gorgeous essence to watch back later

✩ one night, you had vegard and tomas over, only really planning to hang out and watch a movie together since you were all pretty close friends with them being your boyfriends band mates and all

- and you guys would definitely end up watching a movie together… just not the one that was originally planned

✩ it is very likely vegard who finds the special tape, sitting atop a stack of others, all being some gory and grisly title labelled with black marker on the white striped sides, as soon as he sets eyes on one though, the name being hastily scribbled and almost unintelligible, he decides he wants to watch that one! it is most likely just some super obscure horror or nasty snuff he has never seen before, right?

- as soon as he pushes the homemade tape into the vcr player, he is quickly sitting himself back down on the plush couch next to you, bård and tomas! looking over at you and bård as you cuddle into each other and cooing over dramatically before yelling loudly as tomas pinches his arm

✩ the quiet conversation and laughs you guys were sharing together on the small couch is very quickly broken up by a grainy and fuzzy sound emanating from the tv, causing all of you to look towards the tv in confusion before your eyes widen and your mouths drop open slightly

- on the screen was certainly no horror nor snuff, just the sight of you, stark naked and crawling towards the camera which is being held in a slightly shaky and obviously excited hand before a familiar voice rings out from the tv

“ so beautiful, baby… mhm… look up at the camera again, that’s it… fuck, you’re so beautiful ” ( the breathy and shaky words only reveal more about your sex life together, only reveal more about how excited bård gets )

✩ all of you are so in shock and surprised that only after the video tape shows you straddling bård and sliding down onto his rock hard cock, only after your shared moans loudly echo through the small room, only after your nude tits bounce softly in front of the camera and only after your boyfriends band mates have gotten much more than they were planning on seeing tonight is when bård breaks out of his shock and quickly jumps from his spot beside you on the couch and roughly rips the tape out, effectively destroying it in the process

- the silence in the room is astounding, none of you really knowing what to say as you all look back and forth at each other, bård awkwardly picking at the loose threads of his black sweater before vegard clears his throat and speaks up

“ well… that was nice! worse has happened, right? and i mean, it’s not like i haven’t fucked you before… forgot how great your tits are though, fuck! ” ( vegard forgets for a second that tomas is in the room too but oh well, he will explain to him later if he did not already know anyways )

✩ yeah, like i have previously mentioned, bård is super into threesomes with you and vegard and being cucked by him!

- vegard is just about the only person he will ever share you with on the regular, simply because he is the only person bård thinks could ever treat you anywhere near as well as he does

✩ the two of you are always inviting vegard back to your apartment after a concert, sloppily making out and getting handsy right in front of him, knowing exactly what it will lead to… and vegard can really never say no to you and your hazy puppy dog eyes

- they both love spit roasting you or doing double penetration and whilst bård may let himself nail you raw, he does make vegard wear a condom because no matter how much he loves vegard and sees him as damn near a brother, he will absolutely not raise his kid

✩ and i mean, the two of them fuck you into the early hours of the morning! it is non stop with them, both of them just have so much pent up energy and other emotions that they get out of their system through sex with you, when doing double penetration? good luck to both your cunt and your asshole because they are like jackhammers and you absolutely will be noticeably limping for a few days…

- when it comes to being cucked, bård cannot exactly explain why he likes it! he probably tried to explain himself a lot when first bringing it up to you but just always fell short of an actual explanation and ended up landing on why it just gets him off for reasons unknown

✩ bård will usually sit at the end of the bed or on a chair in the corner of the room as he watches his best friend fuck you on your shared bed, his own cock rock hard in his pants as he rubs himself through the leather but does not take himself out, wanting to save himself for you

- bård especially likes watching you take it doggy style, watching with glazed over eyes as vegard gently pushes your head down into the soft blankets and makes you look your boyfriend right in the eyes as you take his best friends cock, making you whimper out how much you love his best friends cock, how much you love their cocks

✩ and once vegard has finished with you, leaning over your back to press a gentle kiss to your head before pulling out slowly and walking off to the bathroom to clean himself up, that’s when bård will come over to you and stroke your hair as you pant, looking up at him with a freshly fucked out expression on your heated face before bringing your shaky hands up to unbutton his pants for him, freeing his beyond hard and leaking cock and taking it into your warm mouth as he throws his head back with a deep groan, his hands coming to hold the back of your head and help you take his cock deeper into your throat, only moaning louder when you hum around his long since sensitive cock

- it will not be long before vegard is re-emerging from your bathroom, now fully clothed and leaning against the doorframe as he watches you suck bård off with a sly smirk on his face, waiting for bård to finish in your mouth, watching as he holds your head down on his cock as you swallow, before he speaks up

“ well… thank you for having me once again, ‘s always a pleasure, you know that, hm? anyways, faust, remember we have practice tomorrow, don’t miss it, yeah? ” ( vegard will come over to plant a gentle kiss on your head before he leaves, fist bumping bård on the way out too, throwing you a smirk as you laugh quietly at the exchange )

✩ bård is dirty and kinky but he loves watching you get spoiled, watching you be loved up on so much by someone you both think so highly of and bård himself loves spoiling you, it is one of the reasons he overstimulates you so much! he just wants you to have the most pleasure possible…

- after all, you took his virginity and remain to be the only person he has ever done anything sexual with and he always wants to repay you for that, repay you for giving him a chance after he spend so long fawning over you, wanting you… and now he finally has you <3

[hotcat37]

Do you have any NSFW headcanons for the JO guys?👀 Like kinks, turnoffs etc

oooh interesting question 👀 I haven't written much JO smut but I do have some headcanons/things I like to see in fics :)

Nace:

-I honestly think he's pretty vanilla, he is open to trying new things but he'd be happy with even just dry humping as long as he's with someone he loves :]

-likes being told how strong he is and being complimented on his muscles and tattoos

-has a little fantasy of being a house husband and having sex while he's doing chores like cleaning or washing dishes

-being degraded in bed is his biggest turn off and completely takes him out of the mood, even if it's done jokingly it'll just make him feel bad (doesn't like degrading his partner either but might feel okay to use demeaning names in a playful setting)

-loves to cuddle his partner after <33

Jure:

-very horny, can and will initiate multiple rounds a day if his partner is up for it

-likes trying new things, especially weird positions, but cannot stay serious for too long during role playing and will get turned off if there's any too high expectations, he just wants to have fun

-has a kink for semi public sex (ex: in a supply closet after a gig, he enjoys the thrill but not enough to do anything riskier than that lol)

-ass guy, will just face plant straight into his partner's butt and be in heaven (good matchup for Kris then?)

-will make his partner food after first having a smoke ^_^

Kris:

-somewhat bratty during sex but he's actually just nervous and tries to hide it with sarcastic quips, hesitant to try new things

-bit of a pillow princess, likes to take things slow and relaxed whether he's on top or bottoming

-enjoys having his hair pulled and his thighs and ass being massaged

-feminization is either a big hit or a big miss, likes being called princess and wearing lacy stuff and feeling pretty but if his partner takes the feminizing too far it quickly becomes uncomfortable for him and he'll start feeling self-conscious

-is completely focused on hygiene afterwards, will make his partner shower with him

Jan:

-will probably put on some sexy low instrumentals during foreplay, speaking of which, he tends to enjoy foreplay more than the actual sex itself lol

-doesn't really have any specific kinks but does really get off on hearing his partner moaning and other sensory triggers, is definitely down to be blindfolded to enhance the experience

-does get fatigued pretty easily, he tries to make the foreplay and sex last as long as possible but will most likely be too sleepy for a round 2

-doesn't like heavy dom/sub dynamics, power imbalance makes him uncomfortable even if it's just for a temporary fantasy, can't help but cringe when daddy kink is involved in any way

-barely has energy to do clean up before dozing off so there might be a little mess to clean up after his nap

Bojan:

-big praise kink, likes to be told he's a good boy/doing a good job (is ok with some light degradation like being called an attention whore or something)

-very good partner if you're into roleplaying, he'll take it (too) seriously, will come up with random lore to enhance the scenario on a whim

-loves to give oral, likes having his neck and ears kissed, enjoys gentle squeezes to his body

-he does have performance anxiety and his partner being quiet during sex or not visibly showing their enjoyment will quickly send him into a panic, needs reassurance and occasional check-ins to feel good during sex

-very cuddly afterwards and likes to be a clingy big spoon 🥄

[banshatheblademaster]

g-ghost swap...? (i don't need to explain to you guys who morro's gonna swap with)

Bansha: - Master of fire. hotheaded, eager to fight, prideful and kinda ruthless, much like her canon counterpart. - does care deeply about her fellow ninja though. feels a bit of a need to appoint herself as the leader and prove she is worth becoming the green ninja. takes missions incredibly seriously, would do anything to succeed - born and raised in a smithery like kai, but starts out with more battle training being the sole overseer of her home by the time shes found and brought to the monastery. likely abandoned by her parents. has the golden blades bc blade master and all. something something 1000° knives - NO idea who nya would be i nthis swap maybe you gyus cna figure something out. - has a soft spot for ghoultar, likes causing mischief with wrayth occasionally and harbours respect (and a bit of jealousy) for soul archer

Ghoultar: - Master of earth. kind-hearted, a bit naive but incredibly loyal. mess with his friends and youre done for. - youngest of the crew. definitely has puppy privileges, but wants to be treated equal to the rest and thus trains harder than he needs to - his family owns a restaurant. his strength came in pretty handy when helping around the place, theyre unsure if his father or mother passed down their powers onto him since he lives mostly with his aunt and uncle. - the sunshine of the monastery. can even make bansha and ghoultar smile once in a while - golden scythe all the way but he is a bit clumsy with it

Wrayth: - Master of lightning. reckless thrill-seeker, kind of an asshole even to his friends. expressing onesself in a healthy and direct manner? dont know her - street kid, probably busted out of the orphanage and got kicked out eventually. wouldnt be surprised if he knew ronin. growing up like this gave him edge and a lot of skills but made it hard for him to trust others. - loves getting into trouble, and specifically getting his fellow ninja into trouble too. its fun for him to pester them, but god forbid they get annoyed, he cant deal with being alone for too long. - golden chains through which he channels lightning. almost as clumsy as ghoultar at first, he only knows how to throw hands. - bandaged face because of a lightning-induced injury on the back of his head

Soul Archer: - Master of Ice. reserved and cold much like his element, only intervenes verbally when he thinks its of upmost importance or when he is asked his opinion on a matter. speaks in a highly proper manner that could even rival their master. - born and raised in a family of high standing, roots able to be traced back to way back before the serpentine war. his mannerisms are a direct result of this environment and only being allowed to speak when necessary - already an archery master when he receives the golden bow. much like zane, he at first prefers to train solo rather than with his team (though its how everyone sans ghoultar handles the first few days aswell) - oldest of the bunch. seems very uninvolved with the others and whats on their mind, but once a connection is formed, he is able to open up a little about his life and his family.

(Bonus) Morro: - a little shit! secretly the green ninja though unbeknownst to anyone. - wu may be swapped with like a creepy gijinka of preeminent, but regardless, morro joins the team much like lloyd did. - him and bansha are pretty much exactly like kai and lloyd but. worse. she cannot stand his guts, as it seems (we know she does care bc hey, abandoned by those who were meant to care? sounds familiar enough) and he plays pranks on her a lot. makes the volcano scene all the more impactful, and they have a sister-brother bond later on - the prank playing means he gets to bond with wrayth first though. neat. until he pulls a prank on him too and its all back to hating the little guy - does this make lloyd the ghost of their masters past? yes! sure why not!

[kairoot]

𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑎𝑛’𝑠 𝑆𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛’𝑠 𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 ───── 🪽．

insp by sav, xo.

with 2024 now coming to a close, i’d just like to take this time to thank every person that is in my life right now and that continues to love and care for me. as well as my platform here on tumblr, you guys have been so good to me, helping me build this page by supporting me and giving me love when you didn’t even have to. i do wish to continue putting newer and better writings out for the lot of you and i hope that i can continue to earn that love and support that you all give me.

this year has been.. such a rollercoaster for me. but one of my biggest lessons as well. i’ve been through things that i never thought i would go through but i still thank God that i made it through. there was so many times where i wanted to give up and just stop trying but i didn’t. i’ve finally found peace within myself and i’m so very grateful for that. i took the time to learn things about myself that i didn’t know before, as well as having a better mindset that i didn’t have before. this year as a whole has changed me so much with the good and the bad that it brought, but i don’t regret any of it because in the end, it only made me become a better version of myself, and i’m still growing stronger everyday.

even with the things that have occurred here on tumblr, they never made me crumble or crack, but there were times where i had to step back. but once again, i regret nothing.

this year i also hit such a huge milestone that i never thought i could achieve (still can’t believe it!!!!) but i couldn’t have done it without you all. thank you to the people who stuck around to see that ♡︎．

to sav, @ourhees, i just wanna thank you for putting up with me even when i feel like i’m lowkey annoying tf out of you, you continue to talk with me and we have the greatest conversations. you were one of my first moots and we’ve known each other the longest so i just had to give you a special message. you’re someone that has stuck beside me even when i was in the wrong with things, you and the rest of the girls have helped me through it all and I can’t thank you enough for that. you truly have the most beautiful personality ever and you’re so understanding that it heals a part of me lol. there’s so many more things I could say to you sav, but they just wouldn’t be enough. thank you so much for staying with me and thank you for creating this friendship ♡︎.

to guppiez, @bnkiz , @ourhees , @elysianiki , @cupidhoons , @mygnolia , @/eli, i love and miss you all so much that words cannot explainnnn, oh my goodness. thank you to you guys supporting me and keeping me from crashing out lol. seriously, you guys have helped me in so many ways. whether it was with irl things or things here on the internet, we’ve always stuck by each other’s side and i love that for us. even when we’re apart, we still love each other from a distance. you guys have always brightened my day and made me laugh more than i’ve laughed in a while. i know our chat isn’t active at the moment but i still love each and every one of you the same and i hope 2025 brings you nothing but joy.

to moots i want to get closer to, @pshbites , @itsminjify , @regularsuh , @amorsae , @rizzkisworld , and more !!! i want to thank you guys for becoming moots with me though we may not talk much, i really do hope we can become closer in the future ! i enjoy the energy you give off when ever we do interact, always positive and we definitely need more of that on tumblr, specifically enhablr. wishing you all a great 2025 !!!! ♡︎ — anyone that i didn’t mention, don’t worry, i love you just as much :)

─── 𝓁𝑎𝑛𝑖．🌬️

[pommunist]

I’m sorry but the fact your trying to say Quackity is a CEO of a corporate company is sooo fucked. QSMP is funded by only one man. QSMP’s team was made by one man. The project was put together by one man. QSMP does even fit the qualifications to a corporate company and it is Quackity’s very first project. Is there problems yes I’m not denying that but Quackity has made it clear he is trying and you seriously cannot be comparing him to fucking Amazon. Like the two arnt remotely similar. I think people hold QSMP to a higher standard because it’s so public but the difference between Amazon and Quackity is that Amazon has been running their company with a huge team of multiple people to make decisions for 30 years Quackity is a man who put together a team but is still largely making the decisions and has been doing it for a year. The man has a lot to learn I admit that but you can’t expect the same amount of perfection you get from a corporate company. Before you demonize Quackity we should let him try to actually learn get better and improve.

hey anon ! I don’t remember having referred to Q as the ceo of a corporate company but if I did and it’s inaccurate I’m sorry ! I’ll admit that I’m not super familiar with business-related english terms and what each of them specifically encapsulates, maybe owner of the company/face of the brand is more accurate ?

I agree that Qstudios isn’t Amazon however I don’t think QSMP is being held to an higher standard because it’s public. In fact I think that everyone, be it a huge corporation, a small business or someone on the Internet launching a project, from the point they start hiring people and having workers under their care, should be held to the standard of treating these workers fairly. And it’s not just my personal opinion, it’s also the legal standard in many countries.

A lot of businesses start with just one or a few people, and when it grows, it’s up to them to make sure everything they’re doing is in accordance with the law and that their workers aren’t being mistreated in the workplace/work environment. Obviously this is a lot of work in itself, especially in a international project because with each new country you hire someone from you basically double the number of norms to abide to, and would be overwhelming for just one person. That’s when it also becomes your responsibility to hire or at least contact lawyers, HR people, to help you navigate through this.

To me, this isn’t expecting perfection, it’s expecting the bare minimum.

Also please don’t assume I’m trying to demonise Quackity, I don’t have any intention to paint him as this big evil guy who woke up every morning thinking "hehe another good day of exploiting young people and make money off of them" as that is not how I view him and I hope my posts so far have not conveyed that idea.

My own take is that he had a great idea for a project but severely underestimated the amount of work and research that would actually have to be done to achieve it, didn’t take the necessary steps to help avoid this whole mess, wasn’t mindful enough of people working for him and on top of that, hired some bad people who enforced their toxic idea of what management should be.

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

Hold on, in the Brennan is a companion canon. Does Ena have to a) help him do Dorian's romance quest b) then help Dorian do something for him? Dorian just like "my toxic codependent bestie I know you helped my boyfriend get me my amulet back, what do I get him?" "A new last name." "Let's start smaller."

Ena: If I hadn't already gotten him a horse for Inquisition business, I'd say a horse. But there's only so much room in the stables, and I suspect he'd worry about whether he had enough time to take care of both of them.

Dorian: The first problem could be solved if you would relinquish the stall of the dead one.

Ena: The Bog Unicorn is - Dorian, it is the first possessed animal and possessed corpse I've ever met that has not immediately tried to kill me! I'm not just going to throw it out in the snow!

Dorian: It could hardly die any more than it already has. What are you, a Mortalitassi?

Ena: Dorian, you're a necromancer! Don't act like - (pause, sighs deeply) Right. Brennan. So if not a horse - it's not like horses are particularly - a book about them wouldn't tell him much he doesn't already know--

Dorian: I fear you are forgetting the reason why I asked you for your assistance. This is a gift for my - my - romantic partner, and you cannot seriously be suggesting that - oh, hello, Solas, do you need something?

Solas: Pay me no mind. I merely have a delivery for Ena. (he hands her a book)

Ena: What - where did you find this?! I searched the library top to bottom, twice, for any draconology texts that would have even half the detail of this--

Solas: Lady Montilyet has a number of contacts across various universities. I asked her if any of them would be capable of getting you a copy of this volume.

Dorian: I take back what I was saying to you, Ena. You would find an encyclopedia to be a suitably romantic gift, because you both are intolerable.

Ena: (opening the book) Look at the detail on these diagrams, Dorian! I - you're wrong, but we need to focus. Hey, Solas, if you were going to get Brennan a gift, what would it be?

Solas: (at length, clearly considering and discarding numerous options) ...a horse?

Dorian: Can't, Ena won't make room by getting rid of her dead one.

Solas: Ah, the Bog Unicorn.

-

Then after this conversation appeared fully-formed in my head, I was mulling it over some more, I remembered, once again, the Thedas Superman random encounter from Origins. Specifically, that you collect meteor metal and can forge a sword from it at Soldier's Peak. Brennan likes stars, likes astronomy. It doesn't have to be a meteor metal sword, you could give him a rock and he'd probably think it's cool because it's a space rock from a fallen star. Give the guy who's always looking up at the stars something from one of them to hold in his hands.

Which means eventually when someone remembers such a thing exists, the quest is for Ena and Dorian to try to get their hands on a meteor to make something out of it without bankrupting the Inquisition.

[kattythingz]

Attack attack attack 🕯️🥤🥐🥝🐝

Literally every one of these questions was a targeted attack, what the FUCK Jinx. But fine.

🕯️ - on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? Why is that?

Unless I'm in a bad mood and/or the premise doesn't interest me, it's actually most often a 9. Sometimes even a 10. It took me a long time to realize this (hello fiction workshop), but it turns out my passion for editing is its own beast. Something about helping others' writing. Pointing out their mistakes not to laugh at them, but to further their writing because I want to see that!!! I want my friends to see their best writing and I want to help them get there! It's the greatest honor! And, when I really get into it, it's honestly just a fun process!

(Usually. We don't talk about the fucking blood that went into editing ch4 of Crown.)

🥤 - recommend an author or fanfic you love.

MAY I INTRODUCE THE FINE PEOPLE TO @asthmaticbee's BRILLIANT HP X FMA AU "of elder, stone and cloth (of death, rebirth and closure)". THE SURPRISE RAREPAIR IS AMAZING AND I AM SO UPSET I DON'T HAVE OTHER CONTENT FOR THEM AND THE CHARACTER WRITING IS PHENOMENAL. THIS AUTHOR GETS ED ON SUCH A DEEP LEVEL. It quite literally had me high for the three or so days I spent bingeing the fic. I CANNOT recommend it enough.

🥐 - name one internet reference that will always make you laugh.

SONIC FANDUBS LMAO. My little brother and I recite them at each other all the time (I suspect it's a verbal stim at this point?), and I can't. It's so fucking funny each time.

🥝 - do you lie a lot? What's the most recent lie you told?

Jinx, seriously. What have I done to insult you lately? /j

I do actually lie a lot lmao. That's kinda a necessity in a controlling household like mine, so it uh. Kinda happens like breathing. Which is mayhaps not a good thing, but. You know. Gotta do what you gotta do. I can't remember my most recent lie, aha. (Another shining endorsement for me, ik.)

🐝 - tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them.

I am honestly so blessed to say—it's so many people? I can't even tag them all off the top of my head. The recent support I received on ch5 of Crown was so fucking huge, I'll forever be unwell over how nice all my readers are?? I'm so grateful to everyone.

Off the top of my head, however, I MUST specifically tag @ilovepannacotta @sirchenchen @hijinks-n-lowjinks @crystalizedirongoblin and @thewitchqueen281

Panna, you brilliant fucking bitch, you've been struggling with your art lately but you are genuinely my favorite edling artist out there. You never fail to blow my expectations out of the water, and I hope you'll agree with me on that one day. Chen, your mind is so brilliant, and your aus are so thoughtful and deep and you ask questions I never considered before that then get ME thinking. Jinx, your understanding of Greed as a character, and Al too, have quite literally saved my ass several times. Citrine, I... can't think of sth specific cuz we don't actually talk often, but your support for my yj x fma crossover motivated me so much more than you think, esp since I was in a dry spell with Crown at the time. And Avi, you've literally been my ground support since ch1 of Crown. Your early asks gave me so much hope that this revamp might actually stand a chance, and then you further devastated me by writing me a goddamn 8k fic.

I'm grateful to all my readers, but you guys esp... you did sth deep to me. And I don't think I'll be normal again cuz of it. I love y'all <3

[yourgamemasterthewhiterabbit]

I do think Hugh Jackman had the right idea though. If I was assigned to play a role and that character, as an adult, allowed themselves to be that closely aligned with the concept of an animal, I would research that animal too, and incorporate a quirk or too [or a 100 blink and miss it subtle ones]. Listen, I have not known an adult who would allow for something like that -consistent animal nickname/call-sign] who isn't a furry or at least autistic about that animal, no matter how stealth, and who wouldn't at least know all about the little guys themselves. Like yes, Hugh has been mocked for not realizing Wolverines were real animals, but he was just so fucking close to getting the assignment better than most people.

[Let's address the clear signs of undiagnosed autism in Logan in another post, but really consider his mood and temperament issues under the lens of someone autistic, overwhelmed, burned out, and taught by toxic masculinity that anger is the only emotion allowed him, who cannot catch a break and is constantly dealing with sensory overload and then accused of "abandoning" people any time he tries to withdraw or take time away, and then has been convinced that any violent meltdown he has in the face of real or perceived threats, including fighting for his life, is a sign he's a bad person and makes him like an animal or worse... Tell me autistic adults do you not relate? Seriously watch the old series that 97 was continuing off of and tell me I do not have a point... But I digress...]

If I was writing/drawing the character [because I would never be cast to act him] I'd be pulling all sorts of cute shit... Like wisdom teeth.

You know how sometimes human wisdom teeth come in turned in or out 90 degrees? I have one like that. Did you know wolverines have back molars that are turned 90 degrees inwards because it helps them strip frozen meat off of bone? Logan was born and grew up way before modern dentistry and has that healing factor so it's plausible or even likely he'd have all his wisdom teeth, that they'd have cut in, and that they'd be turned 90 degrees inward. In my continuity, if you ever saw the character's dental scans -and you actually see bone scans of his often enough- you would notice his wisdom teeth turned in 90 degrees like a wolverine's. Almost no one would get the reference and it would materially impact nothing, but I'd put it in there just to be cute.

Just any innocuous and un-obvious thing a person has ever been known to do that would remind you of wolverines if you knew about them. Nothing super campy or overt, because someone put up on that kind of masculinity pedestal doesn't get away with overt campy shit, no matter how committed to the bit. But like, tossing any and all uneaten food in the freezer for later, because wolverines bury meat in snow to save it for later, and 100 little quirks like that. 100 little things that would have had someone initially look at him and go "you know what you remind me of?" and land on wolverines specifically and have it not seem forced. Maybe enough that everyone around him if they knew animals at all would all reach the same conclusion so maintaining the call-sign makes sense across memory loss and without him doing anything to enforce it himself.

it's not that they don't do this, it's that they stick to the overblown simple overview, like slightly exaggerated rumours of aggression, willingness to stand up to bigger threats, and the loner tendencies and leave out anything that isn't "badass" seeming enough.

Hugh's makeup artist also had it right, those little teddy ears and the round face shape of his facial hair are perfectly on the nose.

Incidentally, I think a suit with inverted colours and brown in place of blue and some more modern lines that pulled heavy inspiration from an actual wolverine's coat markings would actually be a great way to come up with something that's dark, modern, plausibly stealthy, but doesn't sacrifice the comic book camp for something grimdark. If you aren't going full yellow comic book, let me design the next battle suit. Like he is based on an animal that is rich black and browns with honey coloured stripes and you are not taking advantage of that creatively? If I can get a good cord for my phone I'll sketch something and upload it.

[bbyg4rl]

hi bhavi!! im a new writer and im struggling on how to properly write jj.. it sounds stupid to ask but i don’t want to characterize him wrong. please help and any tips help! thank you

hiii!!! noo its not stupid at all!! its actually so sweet that you wanna get him right! honestly i feel like i mischaracterize him sometimes too, but reminding myself that when i’m writing fanfiction, he’s mine to mold really helps, ykwim?

i think the easiest way to write jj is to just have that mix of soft, serious and dumbass all on the same plate! hes just a messy lil guy yk? hes loud, hes funny, hes so unserious but hes also the most loyal, ride or die guy ever. hes not the best with words (clearly) but his actions speak so much more.

i usually write him like that one friend you cannot make eye contact with in serious situations 😭 i think i find it a little easy bc i am that friend lol but seriously, if you ever wanna run a scene by me or need help w a specific moment, i got you! just send me a dm or an ask and im always happy to help <3

these r some things that help me write him:

1, balance the chaos + the heart: jj’s funny, reckless, most of the time a fucking menace. but all of that usually covers up some real hurt. he’s been through so much, so even when he’s joking, there’s usually something deeper underneath.

(think s1 midsummers episode when he brushes off his dad punching him to pope by making it a joke “my dad's got that right hook yk”

2, he shows, not tells: he’s bad at talking about his feelings, so he shows it instead, through loyalty, physical touch, defending people, sticking around even when he pretends he doesn’t care.

(think how he fought w kiara but then was the first/only person to care enough to get her out of kitty hawk; kissing pope on the cheek in midsummers episode; when he saves sarah from drowning in s4)

3, keep his reactions unpredictable but rooted: jj can flip moods quick, he can go from joking to fighting in a second. but it always comes from a place of fear, anger, or love. he’s impulsive, but not random.

(think s1 when he offers sarah a cup of beer or smth before the fight w topper)

4, dialogue helps a LOT: try writing how he talks. slang, sarcasm, quick comebacks. he’s rarely polished, even when serious.

[kimbleefucker]

I've been amuzed with Kimblee's character since first seeing the series, but I rarely see people discuss his life philosophy seriously, even though it was quite important to the plot. I wanted to ask you, as someone who cares about him, to perhaps help me understand him better

Why is he so obsessed with killing people of Ishvar? Not even during the war, since I get it more or less, but afterward, during canon events, he talks about them as if they were his prey. It feels overly cruel, and I can't grasp what exactly motivates him to be so fixated. I feel like I am missing something. Sorry for bothering you, I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable in any way. Your blog is nice 👍

Hi! It's no worries, it's not uncomfortable.

I think part of the key to understanding that motivation is that Kimblee is a perfectionist and a workaholic. In the manga specifically he says even more blatantly that he sees it as a job and he believes all jobs must be done to perfection. He cannot accept failure and he cannot accept anything less than perfect.

In the manga, when we see Kimblee's squad, they compliment how efficient he is and how powerful of an alchemist he is, and he brushes it off and says it's not good enough for him.

Kimblee's obsession with it is significantly in part from his obsession with perfection and rejection of failure.

Kimblee believes in committing yourself 100% to any and everything you do, and never cutting corners or accepting a result that simply isn't good enough. So for him, the idea of letting any go is only getting the job, which he takes seriously, half done.

Make no mistake, a part of that is also because Kimblee is indeed racist, specifically against Ishvallans. He completely views their humanity as expendable for the sake of his ego. He also routinely refers to Ishvallans as "mongrels" and "savages", because he's that kind of white guy.