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orengejoshi · 2 months ago

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I can not believe im asking you this but I saw a post about flug having eggs or something? Is that like mpreg? I kinda know what it means bc I've seen sans au x sans au before. But whats with the eggs? Im not offending you its just idk that much in mpreg and i also don't draw any of it. (This is not to offend anyone im just curious.)(also love how you draw flug Hes my favorite character.)

Haha yeah it kinda is! I made a few arts this year where Flug takes care of eggs.

Don't worry you're just curious, that's cool💛 I don't feel offended

there's no other thing I get as many requests for as for mpreg with Flug so I feel like it's a good time to say:

I know it's called mpreg in fandom terms, but I for one don't even think of it as that inherently suggestive trope; I genuinely just think it's cute and silly. pregnancy is a beautiful thing in my eyes, and not a kink for me personally. there's no issue with it, but I'm saying that's just not my motivation. I headcanon Flug is a transman who still wishes for an own baby, like me. it's kinda coping for me to draw Flug going thru smth I wish for irl as well. I relate to him bc he's taken on such a good parent role for 505

this reasoning is gonna be super rare, most people who enjoy/draw this explicitly do NOT want children irl. idk why others draw it tbh... but this is just me.

so the reason I usually always choose eggs is bc I mostly draw the paperhat ship... and since Black Hat seems to have more reptile or insect features I figured his offspring would probably grow in eggs instead of live. he's basically an alien, right

you can canonly have Black Hat's offspring! in the old orientation video on youtube "Los casos perdidos del futuro" exactly at minute 7, Demencia hints to the fact that by drinking his saliva you can have his spawn.

they never actually showed anyone doing that but I'm just assuming they'll come in eggs.

his spawn does not look like this^, Alan has drawn it in a livestream; it's just an eldritch clump of eyes, teeth and tentacles on the floor. in reality Black Hat is the only one of his species and he's unable to create another independent sentient creature like him.

so I drew what I imagine them looking like if he could (a lot of people asked for that anyway)

Thank you for loving my art💜

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coollyinterferes · 1 month ago

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The unmistakable sound of footsteps approaching begins to fill the air. Whoever is coming seems to have brought some company along…

They are getting closer… and closer… and closer…

…and closer…

……until..................

"Goooooood evenin'!!" Comes the loud greeting from a certain blond man. A big smile on his face and all.

"We beg your pardon for our prolonged absence. It was completely beyond our control..." Then adds the gentleman standing by his side, apologizing on behalf of both, offering a genuine smile along with the apology.

"...BUT! We're back!" And hopefully for good this time…

#[HI HIIIIIII~~ HOW'S EVERYONE DOING?? 8)]#[IDK IF ANYONE REMEMBERS ME OR MY MUSES ANYMORE?? BUT HELLOOO]#[one million years later but we're backkkkkk]#[i'd like to start by apologizing for completely disappearing for months without any announcement]#[life has been far from kind all this year so far and this has greatly and negatively impacted me emotionally]#[like..very VERY badly (harmful stuff and etc)]#[all to a point where i've had to take some time off from most social media]#[and which is also why i haven't checked or replied to any messages anywhere in a while]#[not that i'm the most social and most active person ever but you get what i mean here ;v;]#[the original plan was to come back here like a month or so ago but as you can guess i was unable to due to the same irl issues]#[i'm not gonna lie i'm still not doing well]#[but i wanted to come back or at least try to]#[since writing for these two and the ogre street guys always brings me joy and i also missed everyone here!]#[i'm still unsure if dropping threads will be the way to go for now or not #because i have no idea if my partners are still interested in any threads we had prior my unannounced hiatus]#[or if anyone's still interested in interacting with me and my muses again ;v;]#[so if we have ongoing threads i'll likely be jumping into your IMs over the course of the days to ask about it]#[i just need to check my thread tracker first because i can't remember what i owed last time ;;;;;;]#[as always: we can start new stuff any time in case you're no longer feeling whatever threads we had]#[and we can also start from scratch if that's best too]#[so no worries there!]#[enough blablah from me for now]#[i missed you all so much!]#[and to the new followers this blog somehow earned in my absence: Hi!! Thank you for following and I hope we can interact soon!!]#[hope everyone has been doing great during my absence!! <3]#;speedwagon says (( ic ))#;jonathan says (( ic ))#;ic #(??#;speedwagon withdraws coolly

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biteyoubiteme · 6 days ago

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I am feeling incredibly unwell

#my head hurts #I realized i’ve been getting only 3-5 hours of sleep a night for the past two months and caffeine is starting to feel like it’s not working #I say as I stay awake lmao it’s 1am and I think it’s early #cam!talks #also i’ve been kinda a bitch lately lmao #I think it’s a combo of everything adding up #ALSO i’ve been super flirty on here and it’s transferred irl when im usually so closed off #it’s so embarrassing to have to catch yourself from replying to normal things with things like KISS ME HARD #mini rant/overshare moment over do you still love me?

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thevioletcaptain · 3 months ago

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i'm supposed to be sleeping (went to bed like an hour ago) but i spent a decent chunk of today working on chapters 5 & 6 of as a friend and now my brain refuses to shut the hell up about it. which means that instead of being unconscious i've just spent 20 minutes rewriting the [first morning back at the bunker after everyone knows] scene on my phone, and i genuinely hope that it is actually as funny as it currently seems to my half-asleep brain.

#fun fact i actually spent the entire day today working on fic #specifically as a friend / fortress / isosceles / and a lil ficlet i hope to post for the ficwip 5k by the end of the month #because i needed a break from.... wait for it....#working on scripts #yeah that's right i took a break from writing by writing #because here's the thing: writing is simultaneously the most restful and most stressful and most painful #and most exhilarating and most exhausting and most joyful and most infuriating and most comfortable and most difficult and most simple #wonderful awful perfect terrible thing in the world #and if i don't do it i'll die :)#so you see it actually makes perfect sense and i'm clearly very well #cass says things #cass writes things #also hi anon i need to actually try to sleep but i'll reply to you tomorrow <3

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yohankang · 9 months ago

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hiiii besties i'm back <3

#god it's been almost a month of me not posting?? (except for my personal updates) oops #i just wanted to say i just passed my last exam #i passed all of them with flying colours hehe #but i haven't slept for more than 6 hours at night for more than a month and i feel like i'm getting sick #work has been tough too and i failed one job interview... i have less than 3 weeks to find another job but i'm not giving up!!#also i already told everyone at work that i'm leaving and i cried A LOT this week...#but don't worry it was because they were so sweet and supportive :')#so today i'm going to watch a movie and relax #and tomorrow i will finally go for a walk!!! a long walk!!!#and i'm going to waste my time on tumblr (i say that with love) and reblog all the posts i've missed for the past month #and reply to your messages and asks <3 #i missed you!!!!#k.txt #oh wait nvm i forgot it's sanremo finale today asdfghjh i'm going to have fun reading my italian mutuals' posts

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wysteria-clad · 1 year ago

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*crawls out of a hole.* Hi guys.

#hey loves #yup im not dead #yeah i kinda went mia for couple months ig #I don't wanna rant about my problems rn #anyway just wanted to pop in and say i miss you my darlings #tc <3 #i'll check inbox and messages later and reply properly #mwah <3 #text #delete later #ramblings

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mitamicah · 7 months ago

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Meow there and happy five months on T 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Thank you Jayyy 😄😻😽

#here is a cute jure for you ^_^#tbh i had sort of forgotten i had my 5 months day this close to my last week anniversary and birthday when i replied to your last ask #so i guess i lied saying you would two (bo)jures this week - you get three xD #i only slept like 3 hours max on two turns and my voice is half gone #but i am content and blessed and full of stories i am looking forward to tell about yesterday #so we will see what/when things happen xD #until then thank you again :D #replies

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helpimtrappedinthetextbox · 5 months ago

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

GONNA GO PASS PUT THEN WRITE ABOUT A WALKING FISH AND A SENTIENT THIN SLICE OF POTATO

#jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jrwi gillion #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #chip james #jay ferin #jrwi jay #fish n chips #duuuuude #howd it only just hit ne its pride month??#time aint real frfr #cant believe i almost forgot the month of my people </3 #my gay trans ass clearly needs a babysitter #*points at hot fictional men* and i think i want them to be aforementioned babysitters #if they say no the immediate reply is that thats homophobic

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iftitah · 1 year ago

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everyone prioritizes their family and that means even extended chacha ke chacha fufa ke tau etc and i can't even prioritize my sagi one i hate myself

#and its not that they're bad or anything #but im such a people pleaser i feel validation from strangers is more important than family #its because maybe ive watched them too closely and nothing about them fascinates me anymore i know the pattern #and my fun is meeting new people cracking the code #but still #i hate that people will cut your calls leave your message unread kyunki aaj poora din bua mausi aaye the #wish i was that focused on my relatives #ill literally text call anyone even in a middle of a fucking apocalypse #idk yall should tell me if im doing something wrong do yall keep your phones away and forget to text your friends #but i can't focus one thing for too long i cannot physically see messages decking up and not reply #i hate this #do people simply not check. there phone as often or am i an addict #or have i still not learnt to be in the moment #and tomorrow night i leave for home and my friends have planned a meet up #now frn 1 comes to home for one month in her holidays so giving one day or even two days to friends doesn't matter #frn 2 lives in hometown so there's no problem but mind you if she comes she has to leave in 2 minutes because her mom calls every five #minutes just to get her back to home for nothing #frn 3 comes home same as me aka 4-5 days so giving 1 day to friends is parents saying tumhe hamse matlab nahi hai tyohaar mei bhi har baar #milne jaana hota hai #etc #but im home past 4 days ivd literally done nothing papa bhai se utni hi baat hui jitni phone par ho jaati hai #haan for mummy i spent time with her #but most of the time i was on tumblr or scrolling insta to kya hi matlab hua mere ghar aane ka #that means unhe bas meri physical presence chahiye #na ghar par bua aayi na mama na koi #lekin ab kal mujhe jaana hai to kal mama aa jaayenge #why are things this way

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reikurusu · 3 months ago

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gonna start my dft propaganda spreading with YOU congratulations

have you read dysfunctional family therapy...........it's like if buddy daddies had a manga.........it's so cute.........

Oh no... Oh no, Bee, what have you done? T^T

Well, guess I know how I'm going to spend my weekend!

THIS BETTER ACTUALLY BE CUTE AND NOT HEARTBREAKING BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!

#Tbh I think I have liked a post MONTHS ago about someone saying it's like BD but I haven't had time to check it out #The name rings a bell #I can find 11 chapters up til now is that right?#*cracks fingers* my Saturday is booked!#Replies #Also Hi Bee!!! <3

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coollyinterferes · 8 months ago

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"Back by unpopular demand:"

"Us!"

#[*trips and falls to the ground like that one pepe frog meme but dramatically explodes into a million pieces instead* hi hi]#[i'll start by apologizing and thanking y'all for your patience bc wheew its been almost 2 months since my last post holy shittt]#[mental health along with intrusive thoughts and stuff have been absolute ass and still are right now]#[not gonna go into much detail bc i'm dealing with tons of bad stuff and negativity but yeah]#[at this point i aint even going to say 'im back!' bc everytime i do some even more terrible shit happens irl so naw]#[i also can't promise thread replies today bc i already know i'll likely not be able to finish any]#[but i will try to at least start working on some of them ;v;]#[other than that please feel free to send in stuff if you wish!]#[i haven't been around in so long that i feel completely rusty and out of the loop rn]#[but i think i'll start with the few asks i was unable to get to last time]#[if you guys who sent them see this: i'm sorry for the super looooong wait and thank you so much for your patience!!! <3]#[hope everyone's having a lovely day/night!!! <3]#;ic #(?#;ooc #(??#[the world will never truly know *x files music plays*]

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dummerjan · 3 months ago

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i replied to an e-mail that was sent on the 9th of march i've been thinking of it every single day and feeling bad for not doing so i finally did! it wasn't hard at all. like, at all. super easy. why the ever loving fuck did it take me so fucking long?!

#the person reached out earlier this month on tumblr to just say hi and that they'd be happy to hear from me anytime #and that was such a relief but it still took me almost a month do finally do so #granted it's taken us both around 3 months each to reply to the previous e-mails but still #we used to keep in touch via tumblr (and regularly talk on the phone) but she's no longer active here. email does not work it seems #not that it doesn't regularly take me 3 months to reply to tumblr messages #but e-mails feel more official and therefore more overwhelming when i am already struggling so much to reply to people #now on to the other messages that went unanswered for months? or maybe tomorrow.#someone put a gun to my head pls to ensure i actually will #meins

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raytm · 4 months ago

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❝ you’re making a mistake. ❞ to blade or sparkle :3

The cadence of his voice is measured but she could pry beneath it and pick apart the true disquiet he felt, she thrived off of it after all, fear or hatred, the contents matter rather little so long as she got a laugh out of it. That was the way with the fools, they were often difficult to predict, capricious and untethered to ludicrous things like compassion. She doesn’t feel a slither of remorse as she glides into his sister’s guise, her pretty hair cascading down her shoulders like starlight and her eyes glistening and full of hope. When one knew that it was Sparkle who appropriated it those attractive features tended to take on a rather ugly tone.

“ Oh, is that a threat ?” elation slips into her tone but it’s saccharine and falsely kind, as if she were merely standing before her brother and worrying over his health. Boo-hoo, it really was such a wretched state of affairs. “ I wouldn’t go saying things like that unless you intend to back them up, a promise is far better than a threat.” she cooed, she was good with provocation, earning a response out of her audience no matter the flavour evoked all sorts of elation.