#i really wanted this in the archive tho

[nailsinmywall]

sons of feanor 👁

[paper-birdies]

I've been reading a Gravity Falls fanfic called "The Therapist" by @bapple117, where you - The reader- are Bill Cipher's Therapist in the Theraprism. I was on Bapple's Discord server and came across a conversation asking "What if Bill had a secret collection of art he made of the therapist and got super flustered when the therapist finds them."

Posted that and then someone mentioned that in a panic, Bill would probably try to eat the art and tries to eat the pages.

Anyways, I freakin' love this fic and this funky lil' guy.

[themoonstonechronicler]

Last day of Smaugust, and I finished my project of drawing some stormlight characters as dragons! I didn't finish as many as I wanted, but oh well. We have, in order: dragon Kaladin(and Syl), dragon Shallan, dragons Adolin, Dalinar, and Renarin, dragon Renarin headshot(so i'm biased sue me), and a brief sketch of dragon Lift. Click for better quality!

[driedlillies]

trying to think of a scenario where gerry becomes the archivist but idk how tf that would happen . He’s too smart to just get hired at the institute at all. He doesn’t even have anyone Elias could threaten like daisy and Basira😭😭

[angelyuji]

heyy guyss... how y'all doing.... anyway here are some elias thoughts sorry if these are ooc... i havent listened to tma in a month and im on episode 161...

tw // spoilers for tma, creepy boss bouchard, nothing too crazy actually which is new for me lol

im watching smallville and catching up on another podcast and also taking 3 summer classes.... what if i kms guys... jk ;)

also hey babe this is for u @soupyboiii

the only way to meet elias is if you work at the archives. so the very first time you meet him is at your job interview. he's not creepy in a pervy sort of way but creepy in a... horror movie kinda way lol you felt like he was staring into your soul but he was hot so you forgave him.

you sit patiently, waiting to be called. you needed the job, with your savings account running low and your degree being of no use, you’d be willing to get on your knees and beg for a job. ‘if im gonna beg, i hope he’s hot at least.’

“(y/n) (l/n)?” you look up to see him. ‘oh fuck, he is hot’ he tilts his head at you and you jump up.

“hi! mr. bouchard, right?” you reach out your hand to shake and he takes it. his hand was cold and you felt a chill go down your spine. he doesn’t move, keeping your hand in place. you feel an uncomfortable prickling on the back of your neck.

“follow me.” he smiles and lets go of your hand. you follow into his office. he gestures to a chair in front of his desk. once you were both settled in, he looks over your file and gives you a once-over. “what made you want to work here?”

‘crushing loans’ “honestly, i’ve always wanted to work at a library! it’s very peaceful and i love to be surrounded by books, so when i saw the job listing, i knew i had to apply.” you smile.

he hums, “would you want to work with people or be down in the archives?”

you pause to think, ‘i’d rather work with people than a dingy basement, i guess…’ “i’d rather work with people. i’ve had a lot of-”

he interrupts you, “i’m glad to hear. do you have any other questions?”

‘are you married? do you date younger people?’ “i can’t think of anything right now.” you smile and shrug, sheepishly. he gives you an unnerving smile and you can feel your smile falter.

“you’re perfect.”

you rarely see him after that interview and the few times you do see him, it'll be glimpses of him leaving his office to meet the archival team or back.

in my mind, the day that like really sets him forward on persuing you would be like a one-on-one performance review or smth like that (im definitely not taking this from a fanfic i started and never finished or posted)

he listens to you talk about how much you love the job and get into your head to actually see what you mean... and what you mean is "i wanna fuck this guy". that piques his interest so he asks you the million dollar question.

"would you like to work in the archives? i think they could really use your skills down there." elias stares you down.

"sorry, what?" you were surprised at the offer. you hadn't said anything about wanting to work there, happy and content with your currect position and paycheck.

"of course, you would get a raise and a couple of other benefits, but i would love to work more closely with you (y/n)." he stands and moves in front of his desk, leaning against the table.

'more... closely....' your thoughts run wild as you feel heat creep up your cheeks. "i'm not sure how i could help, mr. bouchard." you wring your hands in your lap. elias leans down to grab your hands, softly. you feel his breath on your neck as he leans to whisper in your ear.

"please, love, call me elias."

need him!!!!

he kinda reminds me of william afton like when i think of boss willy i think of elias

except boss willy afton creep factor leans more to pervert while elias creep factor leans more into mysterious boss who also raises the hair on the back of your neck yk? iykyk as they say

anyway thats all i can think of rn bye :)

[prxckedradiolove]

jemima deserves literally everything in the whole wide world she is perfect nothing can fix her

take one look a this angel

[zeebee-jeebies]

two ships are at war, there seems to be no clear winner.

and then...

HERE COMES CASEY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[the-deadlock-south]

like, archives used to be THE BIGGEST overwatch event for me because it was the most we got in terms of in-game lore and i just genuinely enjoyed playing them (retribution, my beloved), but invasion? don't know her. i refuse to pay for it and not only do i not regret not getting to play it - i haven't even bothered to check the gameplay on youtube. this is how uninterested i am in the game these days. so yeah, the fumbled overwatch big time.

THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING THIS IS THE REALEST THING EVER

genuinely always felt like such a treat going to play the archive missions uuuggghhh i miss her so bad........ there will never be such a fumble for a videogame than ow this i'm absolutely certain

[anyctibius]

I didn't stop any of them because I didn't like them, it's more like *waves hands* life, you know?

[yoonyia]

should i read ender’s game

did you just ask the enders game fanatic if someone should read enders game

seriously

what the hell do you expect me to answer

no????

I dont know it depends on what type of media you like and how much time and energy you have????

it depends on how much resources you're willing to devote to the books since it's about 20 books for the entire enderverse, and even if you only want to read enders game itself it still is a big commitment????

probably not cause you gotta either pirate the books, get em second hand or suffer the guilt of supporting someone who compared Obama to Hitler?????

I mean obviously the answer is yes you should read enders game

[fiendishartist2]

its past midnight and here i am planning a sweater i have neither the materials nor funds to make

[bnnuy-wabbit]

this entire Music Taste debate thing re:rap is getting annoying really fast. Im not USian enough for this.

[crebbyhermit]

oc textposts :) 

[smrtnik07]

i had a dream the limbus crew had to go get info on a new distortion that popped up in a romani village in some corner of the backstreets and they had to go stealth, couldnt just fight their way to the distortion for some reason; they had to fit in. and since gregor is the last sinner, n13, he got last pick for outfits and he had to go in this. his mantits were out.

[minody]

while I was thinking about charli xcx and pop culture impacts, I'm ranking my most important charli xcx interviews from the brat era

1. Zane Lowe

2. GQ

3. honestly I haven't watched it in full but the comment "this is like watching a theatre kid talk to one of the coked out party gays in school on a crisp thursday morning at 7 am" really nails it.

Brittany Broski

negligible are the really corporate magazine ones like WSJ and Vogue Australia

[three-dee-ess]

just found your blog today and i am SO excited about it ive been hyperfixated on the 3ds for a long time and it feels like ive just found a gold mine. thank you for your service

from one person with a 3ds hyperfixation to another... stay strong o7