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Shaving Headcanons with TF 141
Price
- have you seen this man’s beard
- He would INSIST that he shaves your legs for you and he would go ALL OUT
- I’m talking exfoliation, fancy shaving cream, only the best razors you can find, and he’d lotion you up AND use oil too!
- He’d get every nook and cranny, and yes, even the toes too
- He just likes the whole experience and enjoys the non sexual intimacy
Soap
- He shaved your legs after you guys were playing truth, or dare, and you dared him
- He didn’t do too bad a job though
- He got a new razor, exfoliated your legs with a warm washcloth, he even wanted to try some experimentation to see which shaving cream worked best- his or yours
- However
- Yall would be having too much fun and laughing and he accidentally nicked you on the top of your foot
- You know the spot
- But it’s fine, 1 hello kitty Band-Aid, and several apologies from soap, and you’re all better
Gaz
- I just know this man cleans up nicely I just KNOW
- When buying razors, shavings cream, lotion, literally ANYTHING, he always looks at the reviews AND price compares
- He offers to shave your legs after you say out loud to no one in particular- “I want a shower but I’m so tired”
- Cue Gaz to the rescue
- He doesn’t do anything fancy, you’re tired and he doesn’t mind going to sleep early
- The SPEED at which he shaves your legs tho?
- Incredible.
- Your legs got a close shave, are moisturized, and you’re in bed in no time at all
- WITH NO NICKS
- He has no objections to shaving your legs for you on occasion after you praise him for how well he did
Ghost
- You were shaving in the shower when you slipped and fell hurting your elbow (luckily you didn’t cut yourself)
- After a quick trip to the hospital where you are diagnosed with a small fracture and are given a half split and a sling, you’re back home where you ask him: “I didn’t finish shaving my legs; could you help out?”
- Ghost: *sigh* sure, why not?
- He’s very gentle and takes his time, definitely scared of nicking you
- Takes a while but eventually your legs are soft and smooth
- Totally didn’t kiss your legs as he rubbed lotion on them
- He jokes that he should shave your legs for you from now on if it means you won’t get hurt
- Also buys you a shower chair to sit on while you shave; it quickly becomes a worthwhile purchase.
#cod mwii#simon riley x reader#i posted something#john mactavish x reader#john price x reader#kyle garrick x reader#simon riley#ghost x reader#🐔#the chicken bawks
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*Nick EH 30's never back down starts playing*
#not my meme#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#good omemes#crowley x aziraphale#lgbtq#innefable husbands#good omens season 2 spoilers#anthony j crowley#david tennant#michael x david#michael sheen#neil gaiman#i posted something#i post#i posted this#go2#aziracrow#go
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Its not quite art, but I wouldnt say its not
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Misha Collins | 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards
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gay son or thot daughter
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pspspspsps to all my wlw steddie lovers
almost 15k words of one of those wlw steddie works i've been promising! (this ones for you, anon)
#steddie#wlw steddie#stranger things#stevie harrington#eddie munson#useless lesbians#ej writes !!#steddie fic#wlw steddie fic#guys i actually did it#i posted something
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yayyyyyy new blog post yay
#it's. not that good but. this has been a rough fucking week#i posted Something#yaaaay#my writing#music blog
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alastor and rosie human designs in a screen grab but i was too lazy to fix the background!!! what are they looking at in the 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓿𝓸𝓲𝓭????? perhaps mardi gras? charlie? their latest victim?? you never know in the 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓿𝓸𝓲𝓭…
#i had to make alastor taller he looked mad small next to rosie#radiorose#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel rosie#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel fandom#alastor x rosie#human design#I POSTED SOMETHING#HOORAY#okay time to disappear for another week
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God is testing me.
#sneggley#smolpox#PLEASE#please#it's a youtube video#or clip#from a#mukbang#compilation#like#a weird#“strange mukbang compilation”#and he's giggling#and a large fat black man#and he's dipping glazed donutes#onto his#mustard#covered#n1pples#find me mustard donut n1pples guy#:(#I posted something#to#reddit#and no one responded#I'm gonna#repost#it soon#but please#for the love of god
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Happy Hogan Additional Tags: Past Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Past Bruce Banner/Tony Stark - Freeform, Past Tony Stark/Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, Consensual Underage Sex, Past Underage Sex, Past Drug Addiction, Drug Use, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Self-Harm, Self-Medication, Tony Stark Has Issues, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Obsessive Behavior, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Past Near Death Experiences, Self-Esteem Issues, Peter Parker Has Issues, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Everyone Needs Therapy, Nobody is Getting Any, Under-negotiated Kink, Dom/sub Undertones, Bottom Peter Parker, Top Tony Stark, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Replaces Homecoming, The Avengers are that incestuous friend group who have all at least made out, Decompressed Storytelling Series: Part 1 of And I Wanna Feel Somethin' Again Summary:
Drunk, depressed, and teetering on the edge of a much nastier relapse, Tony throws out a lifeline and gets way more than he expected.
(Aka, the one where Tony is Peter's Byronic Hero and Peter is Tony's Manic Pixie Dream Boy.)
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Y/N: *bleeding out after getting shot* This is totally not tubular dude bro
Ghost: Please for the love of god say something else those cannot be your last words
#cod mwii#call of duty#simon riley#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#call of duty modern warfare 2#inncorrect quotes#cod incorrect quotes#my post#i posted something#the chicken bawks#🐔
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the next interview we get should be a fun one
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#good omemes#lgbtq#crowley x aziraphale#innefable husbands#good omens season 2 spoilers#anthony j crowley#david tennant#michael sheen#thin dark duke#i posted this#i post#i post sometimes#i posted something#meme#funny memes#lol#humor#haha#harry potter#barty crouch jr
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theres a new employee in town
#i posted something#my ort#hommade blorbo#BOTMCF#everything i make os fanart for fadoms that have like 8 members#449
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Misha Collins | 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Jo Gul/Tang Zhan, Jo Geol/Tang Zhan Characters: Tang Zhan, Jo Gul, Jo Geol Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Marriage, Sexual Content, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Dubious Consent, for both parties involved, Mutual Non-Con, Vaginal Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex, Cervix Penetration, Wombfucking, Aphrodisiacs, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Creampie, Boypussy, Tang Zhan Has a Pussy, Bondage, Sensory Deprivation, Forced Orgasm, No Beta We Die Like Tang Bo Series: Part 1 of Midnight Plum Blossoms 🔞 Summary:
A marriage and a child.
As a last ditch effort against the rule of Cheon Ma, the righteous faction decide that someone must be chosen to bear the vessel that will host a resurrected warrior from the past.
Tang Zhan is offered by the Tang Family as the sacrificial bride.
#i posted something#rotmhs#rotbb#return of the blossoming blade#return of the mount hua sect#tang jan#jo gul#tang jan x jo gul#mbp fics#cursed myself with the prev post and ended up with 3.4k instead of 2.5k hahaha
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i like VALVe games a lot lol
#first post#how does tumblr work#tf2#half life#portal#i posted something#yipppeeee#team fortress 2#gordon freeman#half life opposing force
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