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gonna get him pregnant idc

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im embracing frazzled english woman november

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I still wanna know why Thor was crying

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i just wanna play my silly little guitar and drop out forever

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physical touch.

okay bye

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nvm i have my electric blanket i never want to leave

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im so fucking cold chat this isnt fair

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i need to shut the fuck up

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i feel like a squeezed yogurt pouch :(

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just remembered the time i told my mum that hugh grant is yummy cos i forgot the wasnt a hg

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im so sad and so horny who wants me

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i love im a celebrity

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you know i’ve never seen joan jett and noel fielding in the same room before… just saying

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i take it back college isnt fun i hate it here

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show me a word that rhymes with pavement 🤔

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i miss my friends siiiigh

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getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny