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V Rising!Simon has no right being this raw and scary what the hell
#i never played the game#but i am scared just watching people fight him#his voice is nice though. ❤️#he has a quote going 'ancestors! guide my acts!' and it makes me SOB#oh and also#'i call on the holy wrath of my ancestors' like MAN#THIS GOES HARD#he has very good voicelines. i am so weak right now.#simon belmont
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Did an art trade with @furry-with-a-pan a while ago (last year) and he made me draw sholmes
(I dont like how the sleeve turned out)
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Fuck you 3rd trumpet welcome to L Corp where we put the L in Lobotomy
#lobotomy corporation#shitpost#blabbering#shitposting#I never played the game#this is what it’s about right?
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I have a question, is it bad to have a crush on Mom from bad parenting? shes rlly hot in my opinion
i though you meant your actual mom and almost had a heart attack. Honestly idc you do you man if you find a low poly model of a mom attractive go ahead
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John ´soap´ mctavish Hc that don't infantilize him.
I'm back from the dead once again.
I'll say it once and ill repeat it, (this comes from experience with military men) Probably not into much cuddling. IM SORRY. he would probably tolerate it more than ghost would but I don't think he particularly "enjoys" it. like if touch is your love language he would be okay with it but i don't think that he would outwardly look for it.
wakes up at unreasonable hours. This man is a NIGHT OWL. I mean like wakes up at 4 and is up for the day. He also probably enjoys an early morning run.
if he had a permanent residence he would def walk around the house naked
SNORES idc what yall say this man snores like a dad in a chair that fell asleep watching TV. like LOUD
light sleeper, now this comes from being in the military and being taught to be ready for everything. like you could probably shift in your sleep and he would wake up.
Maticiouls about his hair. Like he prefers to cut it himself and if he allowed you to cut his hair it would mean that he trusts you.
secretly loves sweet coffee but wont tell anyone about it and would rather die.
Bad about talking through issues. If yall had a fight or something i feel like he would probably just try and forget about it instead of talk it out. I think this stems from being in the military anyway. because there it is very much "you made a mistake now forget about it and move on"
actually pretty funny, he seems like the kind of guy who can make a really good joke.
alergic to cats
alright, thats all I have for now. Please feel free to request something if you'd like. I'm like never on here though, fair warning.
#john soap mactavish#cod headcanons#headcannons#call of duty#ghost mw2#idk what this is#im sorry#im going insane#i never played the game#0 0
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So I found this old game I’ve never heard of while browsing the spriter’s resource for another obscure game
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This is Puchi Puchi Virus, or what you get when you mix Puyo Puyo with Trauma Center (except replace the operations with “Derek’s favorite thing” aka the puzzle missions that appear like once and then never again (And I’m not talking about the “They did surgery on a freaking bomb mission”
#Puchi Puchi Virus#obscure games#nintendo ds#2000s stuff#nostalgia#its 2am and I’m listening to My World and browsing bootlegs#And then I find this#Also Kevin kinda hot tho#And there’s a cock in a dress so haha funni#i never played the game#but still#it looks cool#Youtube
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gonna start watching the first last of us episode
#i never played the game#but im really curious#i heard the zombies in the game are the scariest#so im excited#to see them#i have no clue what im in for#the last of us#somequeerteen
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So we finished 'The Last of Us' last night.
I was really hopeful that it wasn't going to be yet another zombie show, mostly because there's been a saturation zombie related properties over the last 15-ish years.
But instead...
Fuck.
Yeah, this is a show about exploring who we are in dire circumstances. What truths we tell ourselves and others, and what lies we tell.
When everything is broken, who are we? When we are broken, what will we do? What are our motivations? What, if anything, do we owe each other? What does survival look like for each person?
#the last of us#i never played the game#mostly because i thought it was largely horror with a decent narrative#now i know better
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fireflies are so dumb! all you need to recreate ellie is have a woman be pregnant and then infect her while she’s giving birth! its a no brainer! you can literally have as many ellies as you want. i bet people get pregnant infected there all the time. like you can just grow ellies in a lab!
#the last of us#to say i am disappointed#like I’m not disappointed#but i am#also i knew the spoilers but i don’t really know the spoilers#i never played the game
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
#spitblaze says things#i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace#and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it#so i end up limiting myself#also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power#as something like a video game#doin numbers
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how come in every disco Elysium post I see, the mustache one is being a massive cringe fail loser (usually face first on the floor), while the bald one is off to the side serving metric tons of cunt
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it's come to my attention that a lot of people don't know about bluemaxima's flashpoint and genuinely think they'll never be able to play their favorite 00s internet games ever again so i just want to remind everyone that flashpoint is a huge internet flash game preservation project that allows you to play just about any internet flash game/animation despite the death of flash. if they've got it in their database (and they probably do) you can play it. go forth and drink in the 00s nostalgia
even if you think there's no way they'll have the game u want. they probably do anyway. when i first downloaded flashpoint i thought for sure theres no way they will have the obscure flash game i played for hours as a kid that was only even available on the internet for like 2 months in 2006. but you know what. they had it. seriously, download flashpoint
#whenever i see someone go ''oh im so sad i'll never be able to play [INSERT FLASH GAME THAT IS DEFINITELY ON FLASHPOINT HERE] again''#it makes me want to scream#GO DOWNLOAD FLASHPOINT
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i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding
#WERE LOSING YUZU AND CITRA. I DONT KNOW IF YOU ALL UNDERSTAND HOW INSANE THIS IS#game emulation enables piracy yes but it’s also an INCREDIBLY powerful archival tool.#there are plenty of games out there that only exist in their original formats due to emulation.#this lawsuit has HORRIBLE implications for video game history. it makes it incredibly easy for companies to scorched earth their products#if they’re not profitable enough. ART IS GOING TO BE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS. GAMES PEOPLE WORKED INCREDIBLY HARD ON#it won’t just happen to bad games. it won’t just happen to old games. they will use this to keep their remake/virtual console model going#forever and you will never be able to play your favorite games in their true original forms ever again.#i am fucking INSANELY mad rn. capitalism is the death of art fr#personal
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Like actually in general my parents never just. bought me video games unprompted. I listen to Scott the Woz talk about his parents buying him games and Nintendo Power subscriptions just for no reason and I'm like. ?????? Families do that?
#I know mine was better for my development and growingn up to value money and shit I guess#But it meant I had like. Max 5 games. ever#When I first met Ken he asked me if I had played all these nintendo games ajd I just lied and said yes#I got like. Mario Kart for my birthday and stuff. Never got a home console or anything
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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable
#ramble#it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume#not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls#idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them#and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off#if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun#also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter#cis son privileges are CRAZY#i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences#like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here#i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day#this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh#is this just a my family thing or is this common
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🗣️ I like drawing pretty boys in green tunics
#can you tell? they’re all over my blog#the parasites#Time is just soooooo#I like him he’s fun to draw#the legend of zelda#yk I’ve never actually played majoras mask#one of the few games I havnt played#maybe I will one day#I’m playing through the Pikmin series again rn huhu#legend of zelda#ocarina of time#majoras mask#tloz#loz#zelda#oot#mm#oot link#mm link#link#young link#navi#art#artists on tumblr#my art
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