#i need to watch the videos of him from this day again ahhhhh
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thesingingrevolution ¡ 1 year ago
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wait i just posted and immediately realized it’s unclear. left and right refer to the pic order not the wrist or anything 😭 this spent hours in the drafts and i did not realize 💀
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banquetwriter ¡ 6 months ago
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Could you write a Fem!reader x Johnnie Guilbert where fem!reader forgets to take her ADHD meds so she is bouncing off of the walls.
୨୧ a million miles a minute ୨୧
pairing: Johnnie Guilbert ♡︎ Reader
warnings: ୭̥⋆*。 reader gets overwhelmed but it's not intense or anything dw
summary: ʚ Johnnie has to deal with you off your adhd meds ɞ
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An: watch the valentines day baking video on Johnnie channel bc this is based off that video and the deaf blind mute baking challenge lol
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“Ahhhhh are you ready?” you squealed, scooting your socked feet over to the camera set on the tripod. “Yeah, we should be good to go,” Johnnie says, setting his phone down as you adjust the camera's settings.
“Can you please scoot into frame my good sir.” you request trying to make sure it's focused. “Oh of course your highness,” he replies, scooting over a bit more into the camera view. “Ok ok a little moreeee.” you plead. “Jeez you asked too much of me.” he jokes, moving even closer into the frame.
You let out a small giggle at his words. The world around you slowly starts to fade away as you hyper-fixate on the camera. YouTube and video making are some of your biggest fixations and you need to make sure it is absolutely perfect.
You supposed you were taking too long because after about a minute you hear Johnie complaining behind the camera. “Baby hurry up.” he moans tapping the counter mindlessly. You squeal, feeling like your limbs are turning into concrete from standing too long.
“Sorry sorry! The camera is being mean to me,” you reply, finally deciding that the video was good enough. You slide around to the kitchen and crash into Johnnie slightly. “Woah watch it there,” he mumbles with a smile watching you fix your hair into place.
“Sorryyyy,” you mumble, making sure all the shit you two were going to use in the video was all set up. You look up at the camera and realize you never even pressed record. “Oh shit hold on.” you scoot yourself back over the camera much to Johnnie’s chagrin.
“Oh, Jesus come on,” he mumbles, watching you. “I'm sorry!!” you squeal again. “You took so long setting up that I thought you were programming a drone strike back there.” he jokes, starting to laugh at his own words as you press the record button.
You poke your head out from the camera with a shocked face. “I'm just kidding,” he says, holding his arms out as you use the tile to slide against him again. You bump into him but don't pull away at first. He smiles down at you and presses a kiss on your forehead.
You pull away with a big dopey grin unable to hide the glee he gives you. “I'm sorry I took so long to set up,” you say, holding your arms up and moving to the counter. “It's fine, don't worry about it,” he says with a grin.
“And I was just setting up to film a YouTube video. I can't imagine how hard it must be to shoot porn.” you joke with him laughing at your own words. He looks at you with a slight grin. “Jesus you're on one today,” he mutters looking at the camera that was (thankfully) now recording. “Hi everyone and welcome to this video that's already going great,” Johnnie says waving to his camera.
You giggle at his attitude and crouch down from how hard you were laughing. Johnnie rolled his eyes and looked down at you. “Can you please pull yourself together and film this with me? It's Valentine's Day, it's supposed to be romantic.” he mutters.
His words seem harsh but they aren't, he has a huge grin on his face as he holds his hand out to you to hell you off the floor. “Ahhh I'm sorry.” you apologize, then taking his hand you jump to your feet ready to start the video.
“Today your favorite chefs Gordan Ramsey and…” Johnnie says pointing to you. You try to think of another famous chef but nothing comes to mind. It felt like it had been filled with fizzy rocks and it was useless to come to terms with anything you were thinking.
“Ummm.” you start, furrowing your brow and wondering why it was so hard to concentrate today. You look at Johnnie with a small frown as you couldn't come up with any names. “Who is another chef?” you whisper at him biting your nails.
It wasn't a habit you were proud of by any means but it usually calmed you down. “Uh Chef Boyardee,” Johnnie says with a smile. You start laughing at his answer. “Duh,” he mutters again as you pretend to wipe your fake tears away.
“Dude I'm already pissed off in this video because you took so long to set it up,” he says using his hands to speak. You roll your eyes at his words, “Oh I’m sorry princess I didn't hurry up.” you mock him. “Oh Jesus am I gonna get called baby girl and princess now?” he said, rubbing his face as you laughed at him.
He picks up a few of the hideously colored boxes for you to hold and hands them to you. He picked up the rest and refocused the video. “So today we are gonna be making a bunch of Valentine's Day items,” he says looking at the boxes.
“I don't think we are gonna be making all of them, y/n hasn't taken her ADHD meds today, as you can tell. And is bouncing off the walls today… well, it's night but whatever.” he says, setting the boxes down and looking out the window.
“Well I think we should start with this one, the sugar cookie hearts,” you suggested showing the camera the box. “It looks yummyyyyy.” you comment looking at the box. The two continue making the video. There were many instructions and different moving parts and Johnnie, god bless him, was not good at being able to keep anything organized.
The lack of meds was catching up to your brain. You felt like crying. It seemed the world wasn't on your side right now, you forgot to take them one time and you're about to cry while making stupid treats.
Johnnie dumped a flavor packet into the borderline soup the two of you had made. It unfortunately missed the batter and landed mostly on the floor. “Johnnie,” you whined, all of your funny banter gone.
You took a deep breath and rubbed your face. You crouched down to your knees and sat on the floor. “Y/n? Are you ok?” Johnnie asked, looking at the camera. Then back at you.
You lifted your head a little, nodding. “Yeah, I'm ok. Just without my meds, I'm getting really overwhelmed right now.” you confess clutching your legs to your chest. Johnnie sets everything down wiping his hands on his shirt before rushing to the camera to turn it off.
He presses the button on the device before crouching down to the floor next to you. The oven went off indicating it was preheated and ready to cook your monstrosity of a creation. “I'm sorry Johnnie. I hate when people think ADHD is getting hyper.” you mumble hiding your face in between your knees.
“You're good baby, don't worry, ok? Do you need anything?” he asked scooting next to you, careful not to touch you to make anything worse. “No no I'm good it's just stressing me out how much stuff is going on,” you said moving your hands all over the place to demonstrate.
He smiles at you, not because he thinks it's funny you're overstimulated but because of your hand motions. “I know it can be stressful. Do you want me to finish the video by myself?” he asked. You lifted your head to look at him.
He doesn't say anything except look into your eyes. You just smiled at his offer. “No! I wanna finish it with you. I just needed a break. That's all.” you said, a wide grin plastered on his face.
He really loved you, didn't he? “Ok let me know if you need me to,” he whispered. Inching closer to your face. You completed the space between the two of you, pressing your lips against his. He moved his right hand to cup your face.
You pull away after a second with a smirk feeling much better overall. “Of course, I wanted to finish filming with you, it's Valentine's Day andI love you!” you said sitting up and offering him your hand to stand back up. He smiled at you.
“Of course, that's gonna end soon because we are actually just contract dating.” you joked, starting to giggle again. Johnnie started laughing as well at your joke as he turned the camera back on. “You need to say that joke again for the camera,” he murmurs walking around the counter.
You smile and tell him ok. Johnnie catches the video up and shows them the batter (soup) the two of you managed to make and how the oven was preheated and ready to cook said monstrosity.
Johnnie puts it in the oven and sets the timer. The two of you sit there for a second not saying or doing anything. “Well. What should we do now? Start another box?” he asks, leaning against the counter.
You roll your eyes. And slide into the center of the kitchen. “We should dannnnceeee,” you ask, shaking your shoulders slightly. He rolls his eyes but walks up to you. He takes your hands and follows the little shiny you were doing.
“We have to cut this. I bet I look like such a dork,” he says with a grin. “No! You look super kickass with your leopard print jacket! Or maybe that's a cheetah I don't know.” you say looking at his outfit. He rolls his eyes but can't help the way his face heats up from your compliment
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perhaps-in-anotherdream ¡ 1 year ago
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[CN] Victor’s Enthrallment Date (Eng Translation)
⌚Warning⌚ This post contains detailed spoilers for a date, 着迷之约, that is yet to be released on the global server! ♡
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[Additional warning]: y'know the entire date is not spice-themed, but the steamy part is borderline explicit and highly not recommended if you don’t qualify for the 17+ age rating (CN server). so, the call is yours~ :>
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[Heads-up]: Read the transcript for reading, of course! But for the life of me, PLEASE DO WATCH THE VIDEO!! YOU DO NOT WANNA MISS WU LEI’S GODLY VOICE ACTING AKSJSJSDGFG!! (also, again excuse my real-time reactions 🤪)
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【Transcript Version】
【Chapter 1】
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MC: AHHHHH, it’s collapsing, it’s collapsing!
Before my eyes is a landslide. I find myself teetering on the edge of a cliff and can only exert all my strength to flail my hands, seeking something to “hold onto.”
Just as I’m about to reach for the vine dangling at the cliff's edge, the form of a mountain beneath my feet unexpectedly crumbles. The swaying vine slips through my fingers in an instant…
MC: HELP ME!!
System Voice: “Attempt to advance failed. Game over.”
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MC: Aw…
A red prompt appears before my eyes as the moving seat beneath me slowly returns to its original position. The game sequence I just experienced vividly replays in my mind.
In order to design a puzzle-themed variety show, I’ve dragged Victor to the amusement park to find inspiration together.
After checking in at several attractions in a row, I noticed a VR game experience not far away while he went to buy drinks. Intrigued, I decided to give it a try.
Much to my surprise, the game turned out to be extremely thrilling. Combined with the hyper-realistic graphics and the seamless integration of the seat’s motion, I had completely forgotten that I was playing a game…
Before I can snap back to my senses, my head suddenly feels a sensation of weightlessness, and in an instant, the lively and joyful atmosphere of the amusement park returns to my vision.
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Victor looks at me with a complex expression while holding the VR goggles. Behind him, a crowd of children has gathered, their gazes fixed upon me as well.
MC: Huh? What’s going on?
Victor: Even from a distance, I could hear a certain someone screaming wildly. You scared the kids.
Victor: In the time it took for me to buy the drinks, where did you venture off to?
MC: Don’t even ask. The sequence of events unfolded so rapidly that there wasn’t even a moment to pause...
Unable to contain my eagerness, I leap off the seat and hug his arm, launching into an episode of “complaint.”
Victor silently listens for a while and arches an eyebrow.
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Victor: Was it that brilliant?
Victor: But what I saw just now was a certain dummy baring her fangs and brandishing her claws on the chair.
MC: …
Only when I visualize the scene from the perspective of the onlookers do I realize why I had been mobbed, and I feel embarrassed with a sense of belated awareness. 
Victor hands me my drink and pinches my flushed face, an amused smile cresting on his own.
Victor: Only a dummy can be so engrossed when playing games.
Victor: Why not just close your eyes if you were so scared?
MC: But then you’d lose the purpose of playing VR games!
MC: Playing games is about confronting your fears head-on!
Victor: If that’s how it is, why don’t you let go and stop clinging onto someone like this?
Reluctantly, I slightly loosen my grip around his arm and lift my head to look around. My eyes land on an area we haven’t explored yet.
MC: Victor, let’s go and take a look over there later!
Victor: You’re up for playing more?
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MC: Absolutely! With the infusion of your love-filled drink, I’m now fully revived!
I beam at him, but Victor doesn’t seem to be moved by my “sugar-coated bullets.”
Victor: We’ve been playing all day, but did it actually help with your show?
MC: Hmm… it’s still too early to ask that question!
MC: Inspiration always needs some time to manifest. Let’s focus on experiencing more things for now.
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Victor: I see that you’re just using a pretext to play and satisfy your personal desires.
MC: It’s not purely about satisfying my “personal desires.” I mean, I brought CEO Victor along to play together, didn’t I?
Victor: Submit the first draft of the proposal to me next week, and let me assess the outcomes of your creative process.
MC: But…
Victor: If not, I won’t accompany you on your next trip to collect materials.
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Despite saying so, Victor’s footsteps don’t pause, and he is already holding my hand to walk toward the game attractions.
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MC: I’ll definitely hand it in next week!
Even though time is tight, considering the relatively higher price at stake here, I still clench my fists to express my resolve to him.
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【Chapter 2】
In the blink of an eye, the agreed-upon day has arrived. I rap on the door of Victor’s office, carrying the first draft of the puzzle-themed variety show.
He takes the documents from me. But instead of immediately diving into reading them, he lifts his gaze and studies me intently for a moment.
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Victor: The dark circles under your eyes are nearly matching those of a panda, and your face is also drooping.
Victor: What? All the playing over the weekend was of no good?
MC: There’s definitely some value in gathering inspiration, but I can’t help but feel that there’s still something missing…
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MC: Maybe CEO Victor can help me by reviewing and providing suggestions?
Victor skims through it briefly and suddenly breaks into a smile.
Victor: It surpasses my expectations, to some extent.
Victor: “Hiding key information within the visuals of a VR game” and “using secret cues during an indoor roller coaster journey” - it seems like you’ve still come up with some useful ideas from it.
MC: I’m just wondering whether these little tricks can be employed repeatedly.
MC: After all, it’s a puzzle game. I want each guest to have a sense of participation and enable them to play a role.
Taking a brief pause, Victor closes my documents.
Victor: I remember you saying before that this is a sort of simple variety show, and you just need to follow the script for arrangement.
Victor: Are you reconsidering your decision now?
MC: Hehe, I’ve seen how others have been able to build a brand with their variety shows, so I wanted to experiment with it too.
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MC: I want to create the kind of game that is so addictive that people find themselves unable to break away, ensuring a permanently lasting impact!
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[Tidbits]: The phrase MC uses here is “欲罢不能” (yù bà bù néng). It conveys the idea of being addicted to something, a sense of strong desire or compelling fascination; you’re so deeply engrossed or captivated by something (/or rather someone) that you find yourself unable to break away. Remember this phrase because it is the key theme of this date and mentioned several times + one of the core themes for Victor x MC~ ❣️
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Victor: How would you define something as “addictive to the point of being unable to break away from”?
MC: It should be something fascinating, challenging, and you won’t get tired of it no matter how many times you’ve turned it over.
MC: Just like… the attitude you have toward your work and cooking!
A smile forms on my face as I lift my head, and sure enough, I meet his speechless expression.
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Victor: Don’t you already have a clear concept? Just benchmark it against something you find “addictive to the point of being unable to break away from.”
MC: Something that I find…
I cock my head and ruminate for a while.
I like plenty of things, but there are also quite a few that instantly fade away after a “three-minute passion.”
But when the standard is set for something “addictive to the point of being unable to break away from,” most things would probably not make the cut.
And the first thing that comes to mind for that standard is the man right in front of me.
Smiling, I take a few steps forward and grab his hand, swaying it.
MC: For that, I still need CEO Victor’s cooperation.
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MC: You’re right. I must thoroughly study the thing I find “addictive to the point of being unable to break away from.”
Victor stares at me, and after a moment, he sets the documents down and stands up.
Victor: Sure, but this is your task. You can’t disrupt someone else’s work and rest.
MC: No worries!
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Victor: Great. I’m clocking out now.
MC: Hm?
I subconsciously turn my head and glance at the wall clock, then look at him while puffing out my cheeks.
MC: There are still two minutes until the work hours end!
Victor: Are you this precise when it comes to arriving late for work?
MC: …T-this is a completely different matter!
MC: What happened to being “addicted to work to the point of being unable to break away”?
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Victor: I never said that. And if you think so, then it seems like you still don’t know me well enough.
Seeing Victor really going to fetch his coat, I pout my lips and follow along.
MC: You’re leaving so early today. Do you have something planned for after getting home?
Victor: The ingredients I ordered for you will arrive shortly, so I need to head back early to get them prepared.
Victor: If you want to work overtime on my behalf, I don’t have any objections.
The moment I hear it’s about me, I immediately set aside my earlier dissatisfaction and hastily latch onto his arm.
MC: No need for overtime, no need!
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MC: What’s a chef without his diner cheering him on!  Come on, come on, let’s go home!
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【Chapter 3】
Back at home, Victor tidies up briefly and carries the delivery box into the kitchen. Curiosity piqued, I tag along to find out what he’s up to.
He takes out the ice bags from the box, revealing a row of fresh sea urchins.
The memories of the last experience of eating sea urchins surface in my mind, and I can’t help but break into a knowing smile––
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Victor had asked me to help taste a new dish, which turned out to be an extraordinarily pretty sea urchin salad.
I took a big mouthful with anticipation, but something didn’t feel quite right. So, I took another taste.
Victor: How is it?
MC: Hmm… it’s not quite how I imagined it to be?
As I pondered the source of bitterness, I shifted my gaze to Victor. His demeanor remained composed, except for the unwavering stare locked onto my face.
I swiftly adjusted my expression and decided to give it another try.
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MC: It must be that my eating technique wasn’t right. I’ll have another taste!
Victor: Hold on.
Victor took my fork and tasted a bit himself, knitting his brows into a frown. Then, he picked up the plate and stood up.
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Victor: Don’t eat this. Let me prepare something else for you.
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Since then, we haven’t brought up this rare “Waterloo defeat” again. But little did I realize that he was still carrying hard feelings about it.
Victor notices my teasing grin that I’m unable to suppress and lets out an imperceptible sigh.
Victor: Just say whatever you want to say.
MC: It looks like Chef Victor is becoming more and more resilient after each setback.
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Victor: I just don’t accept bad reviews.
MC: That’s not an attitude you used to have before, despite all the negative reviews Souvenir had?!
Victor: When a certain someone who usually goes around controlling other people’s reviews gives negative feedback, it’s genuinely a bad review.
After Victor finishes speaking, he puts on his apron and prepares to clean the sea urchins. I naturally take the apron strings from behind him and tie them up.
MC: It wasn’t that bad. I guess maybe the ingredients weren’t fresh enough that time? Or maybe… there was some kind of clash with how it paired with the caviar.
Victor: You don’t need to make excuses for me. I’ve already found the reason.
Victor: Help me with sampling the dish again today.
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MC: Sure! Let me help as your Sous Chef too!
Victor assigns the task of selecting and washing the vegetables to me, while he focuses on processing the sea urchins.
Since there isn’t much for me to do, I covertly watch him as he works and notice some differences when preparing the sauce.
MC: Did you change the recipe for the sauce?
Victor: Hmm, it will enhance the freshness this way.
Victor: Try it and see.
He scoops up some sea urchin with a small spoon, dips it in the sauce, and feeds it to me.
The silky texture, complemented by the refreshing sweetness of the seasoning, instantly makes my eyes widen.
MC: It’s so yummy!
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MC: Sure enough, Mr. Victor’s culinary skills are beyond question!
Craving for more, I lick my lips to savor the lingering taste and catch a glimpse of Victor’s lips curling up as well. He seems to be in a good mood.
I can’t help but snicker inwardly. This man has quite a competitive spirit in this particular matter.
MC: See, I was right, wasn’t I? You really are “into” cooking.
MC: You always have a knack for finding ways to eliminate imperfections, just like collecting materials and leveling up in a game.
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Victor: Indeed, and it’s all because we have a gluttonous “Big Boss” at home.
Victor: You eat when you’re in a good mood, and you eat when you’re in a bad mood–– bringing me new challenges every day.
I can’t help but laugh mischievously as I watch his relaxed side profile. Then, taking a piece of seaweed from beside him, I begin chewing on it.
MC: Hearing you put it that way, I suddenly feel like incorporating a cooking segment would be a good idea.
Victor: Will you be able to have secret cues while cooking too?
MC: Absolutely! Cooking can bring you so much insight!
Victor: Like what?
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MC: For instance, right now, I believe I know what truly is the thing that you’re addicted to the point of being unable to break away from.
I raise my head and make eyes at him. Victor glances at me briefly before diverting his gaze and letting out a soft chuckle.
Victor: Turns out that a certain dummy isn’t always a dummy; she becomes smarter after eating something.
MC: Hehe, looks like I guessed it correctly.
I brazenly lift myself on my toes and ruffle his hair. Then, I swiftly dart inside the house like a wisp of smoke before he can charge me with his stare.
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Victor: Where are you off to?
MC: I’ll tidy up the dining table first and roll out the red carpet for today’s feast~
Victor: …childish.
I pull a face at him and elatedly set the table with the cutlery.
I’ll let him off for his teasing today. After all, I’m not the only one who is “childish.”
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【Chapter 4】
After having our fill of eating and drinking, with the spirit of “studying,” I launch a two-player game.
The game requires two players to cooperate in searching for the treasure. The character I’ve chosen is blindfolded, so the screen appears pitch-black for me.
On the other hand, Victor’s screen displays textual instructions, and he needs to guide my actions at the right times.
MC: But if it stays pitch-black like this, even if we manage to locate the treasure, I won’t know, will I?
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Victor: There ought to be some special hints; let’s keep moving forward for now.
MC: Hang on, my gamepad just vibrated! Oops, it seems like I bumped into a wall again…
Victor: …try moving a bit to the right.
After fumbling around in the darkness again for who knows how long, a glimmer of light suddenly appears on the screen. I try to control the character to crouch, and sure enough, it shows that the treasure has been obtained.
MC: We’ve found it!
MC: Although it took quite some time… we still have a great tacit understanding, don’t we!
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Victor: Not too bad, we were quicker than when I usually have to accompany a certain dummy to find directions.
I grunt several times, shift to the side, and lean into his arms while holding the game console.
MC:  I think this gameplay could be quite fitting for the show, you know.
MC: It challenges the players’ tacit understanding and has a decent level of complexity. Plus, watching people getting confused and disoriented and bumping into walls would be quite hilarious.
MC: CEO Victor, what do you think?
Victor: If you’re not concerned about the recording duration, it can be given a try.
MC: If players are blindfolded during the game, we need to take safety issues into account too…
MC: I wonder if it might be better with a slightly smaller space?
As I speak, I observe the room before me, and suddenly, an idea strikes me.
Due to a last-minute notice about a meeting, Victor casually placed the tie he had taken off on a chair nearby before leaving the house early in the morning, without having time to put it away.
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I run over to pick up the tie and randomly grab a toy of Pudding’s from the coffee table. Then, I stuff it into Victor’s hands and promptly position myself in the corner of the room.
Victor: What are you up to now?
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MC: I want to try it myself.
MC: Let’s treat this toy as the “treasure.” Blindfold me first, and then you can guide me to find it.
MC: We’ll keep the range within this room. How’s that?
Victor sighs and walks over, taking the tie from me. He then helps me tie it around the back of my head.
Victor: You certainly know how to make the most of what you have.
MC: Hehe, this extent is just perfect.
MC: You can hide the treasure now.
I hear Victor’s footsteps gradually move farther away, and then, a soft “click” sound follows. The light on the other end of the fabric vanishes entirely.
MC: D-Did you just turn off the lights?
Victor: Scared?
MC: No, not at all. I’m just feeling a bit out of sorts, is all.
Victor: That’s good, then.
Victor: I remember a certain someone saying that playing games is about confronting your fears head-on. Looks like you haven’t debunked your claim yet.
I try my best to identify the direction his voice is coming from and defiantly crane my neck towards it.
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MC: I’m very familiar with this “map.” So, maybe I won’t need your help anytime soon.
Victor: Is that so? In that case, I shall wait and see.
I initially thought it wouldn’t be difficult in a room I’m so familiar with. But once my vision is blocked, things turn out to be not as simple as I assumed.
I walk to the left for a bit. According to my memory, I should be somewhere near the sofa. However, when I reach out to feel it, it’s not the soft texture I expected.
MC: Huh? What is this… the bookshelf?
Victor: Walk five more steps to the left, and you’ll reach the sofa.
MC: Is it this way?
Skeptically, I walk a few more steps and feel a hard object obstructing my feet. I slowly crouch down to touch it and realize it’s actually a cold glass surface.
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MC: This is the coffee table! How could you trick me!
MC: I suspect you’re a mole sent by the opposing team, deliberately leading me to go around in circles.
Pouting, I complain as I keep spinning around, trying to locate where Victor is–– until I hear a soft chuckle drifting from behind me.
As soon as I turn around, without a chance to say a word, I find myself being pulled into someone’s arms.
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Victor: Alright, the game is over.
MC: Hold on, where’s my treasure?
Victor: Right there by your feet.
MC: Are you serious? Then let me pick it up.
Just as I’m about to crouch down, he pulls me back, locking me firmly in the confines of his arms.
Victor: Still don’t believe me?
Victor: In any case, every time you win something, you just always have to pounce on me to show off.
Victor: I’m just helping you skip an unnecessary step.
I prod him gently as a form of protest, but my lips can’t resist curling up into a smile.
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MC: You know everything about me to a T. How is this even fair?
Victor: No matter how thrilling a game is, if played for long enough, it’s only expected that you will figure out the patterns–– let alone a certain dummy.
MC: Then, would you still find it fascinating?
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Victor: Don’t you know that answer already?
A warm breath teases my ear, and I can feel someone gently tracing his fingertips across my neck.
The mild itch and tingling sensation remind me that he has already proven his answer to me a long time ago.
It’s the prolonged kisses, the embraces to hold the other with all our might, and the marks born out of uncontrollable emotions that we leave behind on each other…
It’s a feeling of immersion and dependence, just like an addiction.
The temperature on my cheeks ascends rapidly from the passionate memories. I want to shake my head to regain clarity, but someone holds it in place, preventing me from moving.
Victor: Your face is so flushed. Looks like you’ve remembered something.
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MC: You’re so cheeky…
MC: I just want to hear it from you directly.
A peal of soft laughter glides from my ear down to my jaw, finally settling at the corner of my lips, in sync with my breathing.
Victor: You know how to make demands; that’s good.
Victor: Well, I’ll only say it just this once.
Victor: It’s just like you said. What I’m addicted to the point of being unable to break away from will forever be fascinating to me and will always be worth the challenge.
Victor: No matter how much time passes, I’ll never grow weary.
A stream of satisfaction surges from the depths of my heart, and I subconsciously nuzzle my cheek against the palm of his hand.
Victor: Satisfied?
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MC: Not yet.
MC: Words alone won’t suffice; you must prove it with action.
I reach out my fingers to touch him, exploring his soft muscles and tracing my way to the solid collarbones. Skillfully, I find the gap between his tie knot and hook my finger into it.
It’s akin to a signal; with just a gentle pull, I can get hold of my “treasure.”
Fervent kisses instantly catch my breath, leaving me with no choice but to swallow the provocation I have yet to put into action.
The layer of darkness, which is deeper than usual, overwhelms all my senses and draws them to rush toward the area that is being plundered. I can no longer maintain my original posture, my knees give away, and I lunge directly at the person who has started it all.
My impact seems to have knocked him over, causing him to tumble and end up sitting down somewhere, which grants me a momentary interval.
Lowering my head, I breathe desperately, my breaths coming in gasps. He gently pats the back of my head, his deep voice melding into my ragged breaths.
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Victor: Do you want me to give you some time?
MC: What…?
Victor: To make the changes in the first draft of your show.
MC: …I’m off work now!
I haphazardly reach out my hand, intending to give him a punch. But I find my wrist swiftly being caught in mid-air, foiling my attempt.
Victor: Good. So, starting from this moment on, forget about your show for the time being.
Victor: Be more focused.
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Without waiting for my explanation, the hand at the back of my head gently exerts force, sending me back into his arms again.
The soft touch of his lips makes my heart itch. I can’t help myself from lifting my head and craving more.
The pain I expect doesn’t arrive, and I don’t know whether it will or not. Subconsciously, I tighten my grip on the tie in my hand, taking the initiative to deepen the kiss.
Wet and sultry; just like the rain outside the window which has started pouring who knows when.
An array of grotesque light spots dance before my eyes, and a slight sensation of dizziness causes everything around me to appear as if it’s melting away.
His fingers thread themselves into my hair. Unable to withstand any longer, the velvety tie succumbs to the intimate caressing against my ears and temples, eventually sliding down loosely.
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[Tidbits]: the phrase used here is so fascinating– “耳鬓厮磨” (ěrbìn sīmó). the phrase itself literally means “(one’s) ear rubbing (the other’s) hair at the temple),” which generally dictates a very personal and intimate moment shared between lovers, BUT, it specifically refers to the lovers being childhood playmates. yeah, way to shove in knives oh-so-delicately 🤡
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The sudden intrusion of light makes me uncomfortably close my eyes, but the person in front of me doesn’t give me the slightest opportunity to evade his presence.
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His warm breaths caress my eyelids, and I’m overcome with a sensation as if my entire body is being kissed.
The delicate and closely woven incessant licks and kisses have long shattered my willpower, and at this moment, the person in front of me consumes all of my senses.
Each time I respond to his teasing advances, I’m answered with even heavier and deeper breaths from him.
My eyes slowly open, and I gaze into the moist and profound depths of his gaze. Even amidst the darkness of the night, I know that, from beginning to end, those eyes have always held me.
I have received his proof and also garnered deeper insights into my own heart.
He is the “treasure” I’ve yearned to find countless times throughout my journey of exploration and moving forward.
Even if everything remains unchanged forever, I’m willing to continue this pursuit relentlessly.
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astraystayyh ¡ 11 months ago
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SOFT SKZ THOUGHTS??? It’s my time to RISE
(I’m currently suffering from period cramps this is just me being self indulgent)
Chan would be soo sweet like extra sweet to u on ur period making sure ur stocked up on everything from products to medicine etc etc. Knows exactly what u need without even having to ask for it and he’ll get anything else u find urself needing
Minho would cook literally anything ur craving without compliant and it would be so delicious and hit every spot. Doesn’t matter how complicated or simple it is he’s LEARNING it and he’s making it perfectly and it’s delicious.
👏Chang👏Bin👏cuddles👏would👏solve👏every👏issue👏I👏have👏rn👏 bonus points cuz he’s so soft and warm all the time like he would be the perfect nap buddy to sleep the cramps away. He’s the perfect heating pad (but would also get u an actual heating pad if ur cramps r that bad aka me every period)
JINNIEEEEEEEE I lowkey feel Hyunjin would just do whatever he can cuz he hates seeing u in pain and wants to take it away 😭 mans probably giving u head massages if u have a headache or massages anywhere u have pain. Running a hot bath with candles and flowers and all that romancey stuff to make u feel calm
Jisung’s trying to make u laugh and relaxeddd. I can see him making a pillow fort with lots of blankets and hot chocolate and just curling up with him and playing video games or watching howl’s moving castle (ur making me wanna watch the movie ahhhhh I need to watch studio ghibli one day eventually)
Felix’s baking u SWEETS cuz he knows all u want to do rn is tear up something sweet. He’s making cookies, brownies, whatever ur craving he’s making it immediately and he’s making enough to last and for the other members too (I actually need this rn my sweet tooth has been awful for days can someone plz just buy me some sour patch kids and gummy bears it’s the ticket to my heart atp)
Seungmin has a soft atmosphere for u, he’s singing softly in ur ear and quieting lulling u to sleep. Soft hair strokes ☹️☹️ just the whole vibes of everything.
I feel Jeongin’s supplying u with warm clothes too. A warm hoodie of his, a warm blanket, anything to make u feel comfortable and safe
That’s my dump 🫠 my back hurts lmao pain medication does not always kick in all the way 😭😭😭
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MY PERIOD JUST ENDED BUTT THIS MADE ME EMOTIONAL AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 they'd all be the perfect boyfriends perfectly attuned to all ur needs giving u the best hugs and tummy rubs and making sure you are warm and well fed. bonus if u get mood swings and are irked by the smallest things then they'd have the softest cutest voice with you like "mm, and what happened baby? u dropped a spoon is that why you're crying?" all cooing at u and being very understanding and loving. (this is based on a real story
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mpregandmore ¡ 2 years ago
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Request for @iwanttogivebirth
Alex is a pregnant FTM college student and has been hiding his pregnancy the entire time. Until one day he goes into labor in the middle of class and tries to hid it until he can’t handle it anymore and gives birth infront of his whole entire class.
Warnings: transpreg, graphic birth, public birth, childbirth, blood, female bottom body parts
Requests are open! Please feel free to comment or dm me a request
Alex woke up to a abnormally painful kick. He groaned clutching his stomach rubbing it softly.
Alex started getting up and groans again feeling another painful as what he thinks is a kick (little does he know what is yet to come).
“Well good morning to you too sunshine” he grunted and grab his phone, seeing it read ‘6:00AM’ “ah guess it’s time to get ready for class”
“Ah shit. It must be one of those stupid Braxton hicks or whatever they are” he brushed it off and started getting ready.
What usually only takes him 45 minutes to get ready nearly took him an hour. He kept getting those pains that he chose to ignoring even tho that were lasting quite a bit. After he got dressed in baggy sweats and shirt he headed to his first class. No one knew Alex was pregnant and he planned to keep it that way as long as possible.
Everyone in the class was watching as he sat down grunting softly. His eyes widen covering his mouth with his hand. He mumbles a quick “I’m sorry” and takes his things out he would need for the class.
As the professor came in and started the lecture, Alex eyes went wide as he got another extreme pain and let out a loud yelp and everyone one stopped what they were doing even the teacher and put their eyes on him.
“Mr. Alex is everything alright over there?” His professor asked.
“Y-yes sir sorry sir won’t happen again.” He whimpered softly
“Alright focus on the lecture” his professor said to the whole class
As the next three classes ended and the day went on that’s when poor Alex realized these pains weren’t Braxton hicks or painful kicks. Those were contractions! He was in labor!
His eyes widened as he was in the middle on the class and his water broke and water gushed everywhere and everyone gasped and whispered. As Alex groaned in pain he ended up falling onto the floor making his shirt slide up allowing his secret he’s tried so hard keep it hidden and everyone saw it.
His 40 week giant baby belly.
“Oh my god he’s pregnant!”, “oh god that’s horrible there’s so much blood and everything” some other students have exclaimed.
Alex this whole time has been grunting his face red from embarrassment and pain and he cup his vagina feeling his baby’s head right there already and he knew he needs to deliver in front of everyone.
“Nghhhhh! No please don’t look it’s so embarrassing!!! Ahhhhh no-! I need to take my pants off and push!” He cries and tries not to push
Alex struggles to get his pants off, once he was successful he immediately put his fingers in his vagina to check his dilation as every one watches. He was met with an intense contraction and yells.
“ARGHHHH it’s right there!” Alex screamed yanking his knees in to his chest and bared down pushing hard with barley any movement down further from the baby.
Alex panted trying to use his fingers to stretch his vagina himself more opened. Alex grunted again pushing hard with slight movement he finally felt the baby move more down his canal and start to crown.
He threw his head back screaming “Arghhhhhh! It burns! The heads gonna rip my pussy apart!” He yells opening his eyes slightly to see his classmates watching his puffy lips swell with the crowning some were even video taping him.
“Oh god look at that it’s huge! It’s gonna destroy him!” One guy said.
“He’s gonna rip!” Another said
Alex screamed pulling his knees to his chest and pushed hard, his legs was shaking and his face was bright red. Alex felt his baby start to crown more and so he continued to push and cried out.
“AGGHHH MY PUSSY IS STRETCHING! IT HURTS SO BAD!” He scream and bore down hard making the baby’s head pop out and he gave a blood curdling yell.
“Oh god! The heads out! And his pussy is turning purple!” A guy yelled getting a closer look recording.
“Ahhhh no please don’t look!” Alex whined as he reached inside to feel for the cord, not feeling anything he pushed yet again.
He kept pushing and pushing but the shoulders wouldn’t budge and Alex started to panic.
“Oh god! Oh god! Their stuck the baby’s shoulders stuck! What do I do!?” He panic with tears rushing down his face.
“Try standing up and squatting! Gravity!” His professor exclaimed and Alex with great difficulty stood up with his baby’s head dangling from his pussy.
Alex grunted getting a strong contraction and squatted down and pushed feeling the baby’s shoulders moved down and screamed.
“There you go! Now push!” His professor said watching from the desk
The students watched and cheered shouting ‘push! Push! Push!’
Alex grunted and pushed the hardest he could screaming. He felt a huge gush of fluids and relief as his baby comes out and he falls to his knees cradling his new baby girl.
“Hello precious. Nice to finally meet you!” He smiled looking down
“I say you just got a A+ for the whole quarter.” His professor said.
AN::/:: I’m so sorry it took so long but I hope you like it! And if you do share and comment and everything!
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boobersandstuff ¡ 2 years ago
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Im bord and listening too fearless (tv) for the first time! Let's go!
Also before we start I'd like to stay that ik like 5 songs from (or less) and technically I grew up to fearless cuz I'd rewatch the music video for you belong with me over & over again lol.
Fearless: I think I've listened to some of this song before from tiktok, and that's about it. Nice guitar! I'm bopping. OH FEARLESS! ok this is a great song. Drive Slow? *atw flashbacks*. 8/10 good. Awww first kiss, ITS THE TIKTOK SOUND BITE!!!!!
15: I'm Turning 15 this year so let's see how much I relate. Tf is freshmen year? 9th grade? Ik the chorus from tiktok. Good tho. So far relate at 10. Or more 💅🏳️‍🌈 lol. No he isn't Taylor you have to wait....until your 30 to meet the one. :D. I don't get people who play or like sports. Exsptionaly ppl who date ppl who play sports, all the sporty ppl ik are dickheads and bigots! I like this song. I'm playing this all the time on my birthday. 8/10. Relaterbility 3/10. I'm not American in the 2000's ok?.
Love story: AHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG! now imma confess a sin......I only learnt this song exsited cuz of gacha and listening to it on a cd all the time at school. Also I didn't know it was a Taylor song. I thought it was random song from a gacha life video! Anyways 10/10 love it!!!
Hey Stephen: who's Stephen? What's this song about? Imma google real quick. Ah OK. It's abt her having a Crush on a guy and never admitting it. Maybe I just can't relate (cuz aro and I got the rizz) but I don't like it. Maybe I just like love songs like love story ect, but,.....nahhh Maybe if I listen to it more I'll like it (like folklore & evermore) but for now it's a 3-5/10. Not for me.
White hourse: she preformed this at the eras tour and somehow I was able to skip a bunch of videos abt it so I have 0 clue what this is abt. Why is the guitar so sad. Oh is this a squal to Hey stephen. Why am I laughing. Ik it's supposed to be sad but to go from pinning to heartbreak with no fucking in between and just innit, it's funny! I can't take it srsly. I like the chorus but still funny. 10/10 funnies love it.
You belong with me: this was the first ever Taylor swift song I listened too. As a kid I would just watch music videos on my ipad (yes im an ipad kid) that was downloaded and I would rewatch this one the most and I love it. Just for nostalgia and that it holds up now a days it gets a 10/10. Imma jam to this now.
Breath ft. Colbie caillat: yay new song :D. Also who's colbie? Never heard of them. Awwww. I like the guitar. :(((. So sad :(. Nothing to add other than I like it and it's so sad :(. 8/10.
Tell me why: I think ik this song? Probably from tt again. OH HELLO YEAH!!! BOP!!! I LOVE IT!!! IM DANCING LIKE MARGE SIMPSON RN. 10/10 LOVE IT!!!
Your not sorry: sad piano :((. Fuck this dude honestly! He can go fuck himself. >:((((. 7.5/10 I honestly don't know what to say. It's good.
The way I loved you: ok so this album Is abt a young love and what it's like. Also this is just a jam. SHNSJSK AIDINDGDUDND THE BEAT!!! I LOVE IT!!! FUCK THIS MAN!!! FUCK HIM!!!! I LOVE IT!!! D: SJJSJSJJSNENXYIDNAJLMDHDUXNXDY. 100000000/10. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💖💗💓. SHES SO IN LOVE THAT SHE HATES HIM AWWWWWWW.
Forever & always: awww. Cuteeee. This is definitely a song to play at weddings. Bopping. I need this at the eras tour NOW!!! 8.5/10.
The best day: so far I love this album. It's so good!!! Also as soon as I finish this I have 2 albums left, debut & red. Awwww. Idk what to talk about it's a good song tho. This album & all her contry songs are just fairy tales but taylors version. Just saying it is. Idk what that implies or means but that's my observations. 7.5/10 good! Just looked at the spotify banner in the background for the song. Why is it small Taylor? What is this song abt? I feel bad.
Change: AHHHHH! sorry I just got jumpscared I'm autistic. Ik a shit joke anyways. Bop. OK I FOUND ANOTHER GREAT ONE!! OH IK THIS SONG!!! ANOTHER TIKTOK!!! I LOVE IT!!! 10/10. Great edit music. This is giving long live, yoyok, ect. Love it.
Jump then fall: random thought um....is any of these love songs abt j*** may**......cuz doesn't speak now come next after this album...oh no... fuck. This is typical Taylor. Bopping. 8/10. This is such a long ass album. I'm skipping fuck it idc.
Untouchable: guitar.... nice. What's this song about? This is sad, I love it :( :). It's giving Taylor talking abt her sad things. Awwww it's abt the human experience abt wanting things that's out of our league. 8/10.
Come in with the rain: Taylor is a hopeless romantic & so am I!!!! I love, love...but I also don't get it sometimes. This album is hopeless romantic for teens! 8/10.
Superstar: so her? Lol. I wonder how her relationships with fellow like classmates where when she started getting big? Probably awkward and bad. 6/10 I've heard this same type of song like 10 times now. It gets boring quickly.
The otherside of the door: I've honestly got nothing the rest is just ratings unless I achally have something to say. 6/10.
Today was a fairytale: ik this song, again from tiktok. Very good song. 9/10. Nice lyrics.
You all over me: IDC!!! IVE HAD ENOUGH LOVE SONGS FOR 1 ALBUM JESUS!!! 0/10 >:( SKIP!!!
Mr perfectly fine: this was at the eras tour, time to finly hear it. I was abt to say how this is another love song but then it had a very dear John lyic & now I'm crying. Who tf is this bitch?! I wanna talk to him I swear no harm will come to him (in a video game) :) /s. Taylor 😭😭😭😭😭. I'm crying is she ok!!! I WANNA KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MAN!!!! IS THIS JOHN AGAIN!? OH FUCK HIM!!! OR SOMEONE ELSE IDK!!! HE CAN DIE!!! *SOBS* I WANNA KILL HIM!/10 OR 1000000/10. Wait she dated Joe jones? I didn't know that also he can go fuck himself.
We were happy: sadness. :(. 10/10.
That's when: 8/10.
Don't you: 5/10.
Bye bye baby: 0/10 I'm burnt out.
Ok so....I don't like fearless (tv). Maybe I'll like it in time but listening to it in 1 go omg I hated it. I like how she structures her newer music and this just being long af & have 50 love songs & the rest abt break up songs just....I hate it! I wanna song that let's me see who Taylor is! Not who she dated & broke up with! Plus I got tired of the same fucking songs over & over again! If I listened to them by themselves with like a song like yoyok then maybe I'd like it more. Whatever I alr know that all the fellow swifties who see this are gonna kill me but whatever.
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randomjreader ¡ 2 years ago
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YOUNG ROYALS SEASON 2 SPOILERS AHEAD, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Here we go, part 2 of my mess of thoughts while watching young royals
Hot take: Simon and Marcus aren't that bad tgt, but Simon's heart isn't entirely into it so it's never going to work out. I just hope Simon is direct with him now before shit goes down with Wille again
SIMON THROWING THE DODGEBALL AT WILLE 😭 that was personal 💀
Ahhh I get why Simon is mad, but Wille does have more to consider when it comes to big decisions 😭 I feel so bad for him
YES YES YES FELICE AND WILLE MAKING UP, WILLE APOLOGISING FOR KISSING HER LIKE THAT, FELICE BEING SO UNDERSTANDING AHHHHH I LOVE THEM
No honestly? Any doubt I had abt Felice back in season one? Squashed, killed, crushed underneath the sole of my foot. Absolute top tier character I love her to bits
"it hurts so much. I feel like I'm gonna die" STOP PLS MY POOR WILLE JUST SHATTERING MY HEART WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER
THE LOVE LETTER TO FREDRIKA, IT HAS TO BE FROM STELLA RIGHT? SHES LOOKING AT HER LIKE THAT THERE'S NO WAY IT'S NOT FROM STELLA
WILLE IN TEARS WHILE PUTTING ON HIS MAKEUP PLS 😭😭 SOMEONE PROTECT HIM PLS STOP HURTING HIM
MORE FREDRIKA AND STELLA MOMENTS IM CALLING IT RN THEY'RE A THING
Ok, not them making me feel bad for August??? He set up a whole romantic thing for Sara and she bails? Yikes
Marcus showing up for Simon? Aww
But Simon not telling him the names of his fishes bcs they remind him of Wille :(
I FUCKING KNEW IT, STELLA AND FREDRIKA AHHHHHHHH I AM HERE FOR IT 🏳️‍🌈
FUCK YES THEY FINALLY KISSED!!! BUT SIMON IS STILL WITH MARCUS?? ITS MORE COMPLICATED NOW 😭 Lowkey feeling bad for Marcus man he does seem to like Simon a lot
Simon singing to Wille 😭 y'all I'm in my feels rn
WILLE WAS SO HAPPY AFTER THE KISS AWWW <3
NOOO SIMON CALLED THE KISS A MISTAKE
OK, ITS HAPPENING, WILLE TOLD SIMON THAT AUGUST POSTED THE VIDEO
Ughh this whole music room fight, I hate that I understand both sides and it's just a whole djoajdkskfkwjdjxn
Wille going to Simon's house to talk to him 😭 AND IMPLYING THAT HE'D ABDICATE FOR HIM
That phone call, August was tryna buy Rosseaou for Sara right? That's kinda sweet actually
WILLE THROWING UP AHHHH
THEY CLOSED THE CURTAINS, I REPEAT, THEY CLOSED THE CURTAINS
Okok, I rlly do feel bad for Marcus. I mean, he was harsh and Simon is not wrong in saying he did tell him that he didn't want anyth serious, but I do understand his anger and it makes me feel bad for him, bcs I do think he did like Simon a lot
OK, ANYTH I SAID ABOUT FEELING BAD FOR AUGUST? KILLED, CRUSHED, COMPLETELY DEAD. HOW FUCKING DARE HE
Ok, it doesn't erase that I did feel bad for him when he went thru shit but my rage at him for blackmailing Wille is overpowering any sympathy I feel for the guy
Also ALEXANDER??? BABES I WAS ROOTING FOR U I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN U CAME BACK HOW DARE U BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
OH MY FUCKING GOD, THE ENTIRE FUCKING GUN SCENE WAS SO INTENSE, I ACTUALLY JUMPED
I WATCHED THAT SCENE TWICE IN SWEDISH THEN ONCE IN ENGLISH BCS I JUST NEEDED TO HEAR EDVIN PORTRAY WILLE'S RAGE
Thereeeee goes Felice and Sara's frnship, it was fun while it lasted 😔
YES YES YES YES YES THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER
STOPP NOT THE I LOVE YOU FROM SIMON THEY'RE TRYNA MAKE ME CRY FR I LOVE MY BOYS SO MUCH
Sara?? Telling the police?? Oh god ok good for her for trying to do the right thing but there's still the drug thing and I think it'll backfire...
HE TOLD THE WORLD, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, WILHELM TOLD THE WORLD THAT IT WAS HIM IN THE VIDEO WITH SIMON
The look in the camera 😭 we ended season one with a completely stoic expression and now we have a small smile I LOVEE
Well. That was a giant emotional rollercoaster. I'm gonna need about 3-5 business days to process everything now.
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iloveilovei ¡ 3 years ago
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🌼 Young Royals 🌼
Just a hodgepodge of asks to get to know your favorites and gush some more about YR (one day it'll be enough right?). Share your thoughts dears! ❤
Thank you @levok for the tag 🥰
This took me some time, choosing between all those scenes was hard (!!!), but it was so much fun to dive deep into this wonderful show once again (not that I stray so far from it nowadays)..
Favorite kiss:
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All of their kisses are beautiful in their own way and meaning, but this kiss is filled with so much love and desire, so soft, so deep... dipped into that orange light, the boys are the epitom of love. 🧡💜
Favorite hug:
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I love what this hug represents, as in Wille's first step forward to being open with his love for Simon and the first sign of the coming revolution. Plus the way that Simon let's himself be hugged here, his need to be hugged in this moment (when it is usually Wille who needs a hug) makes me all mushy inside...
Favorite forehead touching:
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The tension 🙈!!! Simon and Wille's way towards their first kiss (not counting Simon's little pecks) is so awkward, full of NOs and YES/NOs, hearts racing, fast breathing and slowly getting closer... but the moment their foreheads touched, it was on!
Favorite hand holding:
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Omg how I squeeeeed when this happened, especially when Simon started caressing Wille's pinky, that pinky that reached out to Simon in the first place... I could squeeee again just watching the gif....🥰
Favorite Wille and Simon outfit:
Simon's Looney Tunes shirt with the purple button up.
Wille's blue sweatshirt.
As featured in this scene:
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(And Simon's purple hoodie, duh!)
Favorite OST song:
The Harmony Theme, this song IS Young Royals 💜
Share a moment that:
- made you cry (happy or sad tears):
The Lucia scene, because Wille was so broken and his tear-stained voice and the actual tears in his eyes while looking at Simon with that pleading look did something to me... I cried ugly tears (while sobbing... 🥺).
- made you smile big:
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There are a lot of moments that put a big smile on my face, but this moment I smiled my biggest smile, because those two are so endearing here, so nervous, but full of anticipation, slowly strolling to Simon's room (although they would rather run), so smiley when they share a short look, knowing fully what's to come and probably thinking that they fooled both Linda and Malin with the "video-games" charade...
- made you want to throw your screen against the wall:
August leaking the video, although August taking the video in the first place is a close second...
Fish scene, first time or morning after scene?:
Do I really have to choose... damn!
The fish scene, yessss.... YES!
Moments you knew this show was something special:
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The whole opening took me by surprise, honestly, and the moment I saw the beat up boy, breathing heavily, while obviously having a panic attack, combined with the direction, camera work, lightning, I knew I was watching something special...
Quote you love:
Ayub: " I can see there's something going on. Bro, you like, really like him..."
Ahhhhh, I love Ayub ❤ I love how he immediately grilled Simon about his obvious crush 😜
But on a serious note, the one quote that sums up the whole Wille/Simon relationship, that is a general truth and soooo important is
"We haven't done anything wrong."
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Who would you want to be friends with first (or to be BFFs) if you went to Hillerska?:
Felice the super-sleuth, she is awsome!
Pick a song you like that you feel could be a Wille's, Simon's or Wilmon's anthem:
I'm not good with stuff like this, but I really like this one (and it picks up the fire theme 🙃):
Show me a scene that when you see it, makes you want to rewatch the show right then and there:
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Honestly, I don't need to see a scene to rewatch it again, at the moment I always want to (and I have to restrain myself to actually not do it or to watch only parts of it). And I'm like the Pavlovian dog, when I hear Netflix's "tudum" I immediately go 👀👀👀... 🙈
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAG, you're it (if you want to, no pressure!!! Since it took me so long to make this post you probably already have done it 🙈):
@swedishyr @egyptienneallure @myyoungroyalsblog @purplehoodiesimon @hanna-kin @starsabovetheunderground
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gffa ¡ 3 years ago
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Since today has been a shitshow for personal stuff, I wanted to do some video recs, some fun, some thoughtful listening/watching. FUN VIDEOS: - I’m sure most people listened to The Magnus Archives as a podcast, but I enjoy listening to it on YouTube, so if you want, their channel has playlists by season.  I’m on season 2 and still enjoying it a lot and I think I’m starting to enjoy Jon/Martin, but it’s still early days yet and I’m mostly enjoying it for the surprisingly chill horror stuff.  I mean, it’s very good, but it doesn’t unsettle me, so it’s perfect for what I want.  (Mostly I just want to yell at people about stuff, but I’m not nearly far along enough for that.  orz) - Puppet History came back and, ahhhhh, it goes by so quickly, I feel like every Friday it’s gone before I know it, because it’s just so delightful.  I have been enjoying the guests as well--Kate Peterman is always a banger of a guest, and  Ify Nwadiwe was just pure delight to watch.  The stories are always interesting and I just have a happy, bubbly time watching.  WATCH IT IF YOU LIKE LEARNING AND JUST HAVING A SILLY TIME AND A FEW LAUGHS. - I feel like Ted Lasso’s second season took a bit of time to get underway and really get the plot rolling, the first four episodes were just kind of there, but once it hit its stride, it’s been just as good as the first season.  I’m frustrated at what they’re doing with Nate, but willing to see how they land the storyline, and meanwhile the scenes between Ted and Dr. Sharon were absolutely stellar, those two just acted the shit out of their scenes in the best way.  p.s. Sam Obisanya deserves the entiiiiiiire world. THOUGHTFUL VIDEOS: - So, I recently stumbled over F.D Signifier’s videos, because the title Bo Burnham's Inside and "White Liberal Performative Art" caught my attention and I was intrigued--what I got was an incredibly thoughtful, compassionate, patient exploration of the topics of how white people relate to trying to be better on racism and what that means for Black people.  Like, this man didn’t have to go so hard on the empathy and kindness, but he really did while still sticking to the topic at hand and it really gave me a lot to think about, especially on some complicated topics.  I also really liked Why "Allies" Need to Learn to Knock, because it’s once again coming from a place of empathy for the person who was trying to be an ally, but also explaining why just jumping in isn’t always someone’s place and how to approach it next time.  He’s just one dude talking about his views on stuff, but I find him very engaging and really good at giving me stuff to think about. - I also appreciate listening to Contrapoints’ videos because I find she often approaches her topics with empathy, as well as she clearly puts a lot of thought and time into her videos.  Yes, the production quality is lovely, but I enjoy listening to her arguments on things, I think she explains her positions well, and Envy was another one I enjoyed a lot. - I enjoy Kat Blaque’s videos, another person who has a shocking amount of empathy that I don’t know where she gets it from, but bless her for it.   They Wanted To Protect Her, Until They Found Out.. really kind of knocked me for a loop, because the main topic of the video is about how people treated a young woman dating an older man one way when they thought she was cis, then another way when they found out she was trans, and that it wasn’t necessarily ill-intentioned, but still spoke of something deeper about how society sees women and what it values about them and what it feels the need to protect about them.  I especially appreciate this video because it’s not a direction I would have personally thought of and it’s a good look at the topic.
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animeyanderelover ¡ 4 years ago
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AHHHHH i’m so happy that you watched death note! it’s definitely one of my favorite shows. anyways can i request a yandere L with a s/o that works at a bakery? and she’s taken a liking to him so sometimes the s/o will give him stuff fir free or discounted. anyways i send all my love your way ❤️🥰
Thank you❤️! I send all my love your way too! My first request for Death Note! I hope that I’ll get more of them in the future!
s/o that works in a bakery and has taken a liking to L
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🍰First things first. It wasn’t L who visited your bakery at first, but Watari. L was too busy with his cases and sent Watari to buy him more sweets and Watari happened to pass the bakery you were working in. So he bought a few of your treats.
🍰You had of course regular costumers and this guy become shortly after one of them. He came every day around the same time when not that many people were in your shop and bought whatever was left so that you had by the end of the day everything sold out. And he always made sure to give you extra tip that you at first refused because he often gave you too much. But he just told you that it would be impolite to reject it so you took it. But to not feel too bad and pay him back somehow you started baking special treats just for the old man which you gave him whenever he came to visit your bakery to thank him for supporting you so greatly.
🍰After some time you started caring for the old man and also started to worry because you didn’t know if he could handle that much sugar. One day you pointed that out and that’s when he told you the truth. He only bought those cakes and sweets of you because the man for whom he was working for simply loved them and had started to only want to eat your sweets, refusing to eat anything else. You felt flattered that someone liked your treats that much and asked Watari if there was a chance you could meet the gentleman someday personally, wanting to see what he was like and thanking him in person.
🍰In reality L was already watching you at that time, having Watari wear a tie with a camera hidden in it. Watari had told him how you always prepared special things for him and had peeked his curiosity so that he had decided to watch you a bit and he felt flattered as well when he saw you asking to meet him in person.
🍰He watched you at first only, observing your reactions and your character. He really wanted to meet you too, but he needed to do some preparations at first to leave a good impression on you. He started to collect all available informations about you to know you as good as possible before he decided it was finally time to meet you.
🍰You had already been waiting for Watari to enter your bakery and were more than surprised when a young man with dark eye bags walked in. You didn’t know who he was at first before the light bulb in your head went on and you asked him if he was the one who had ordered Watari to buy all your treats.
🍰You invited him to sit down and bought him some of the cake you had left and then the two of you just started talking. L introduced himself briefly and you introduced yourself even though L knew already anything about you. L complimented you about your amazing treats and was quick to spark a long and nice conversation with you. He knew what you were interested in and what you were like so it was rather easy for him to pick out topics where he knew you would want to talk about.
🍰From that day on he visited you often, not always since he had to do other things as well. But he tried to always spend some of his time with you. He preferred it to visit you when you were about to close your shop. He liked it when he was alone with you. And for you it wasn’t very different. You had taken a liking to L. He seemed to know what you liked and how you felt about certain things. He understood you like nobody else did. And no lie, he really likes it to see that you trusted him so much.
🍰L continued to give you an unacceptable amount of tip even though you sometimes tried to give him things for free or at least discounted, but this man was stubborn. He only started accepting treats for free when you had threatened him to stop baking for him if he wouldn’t stop. And that was something that L didn’t want to happen under no circumstances possible. His concentration would fall 23% if he wouldn’t get to eat your heavenly tasting sweets anymore. You were even so nice to bring him on some days in the kitchen and let him watch you baking. And L adored it to see how professional you were.
🍰This continued for a few weeks and shortly after L came to realize something. He found you very interesting. No! He liked you. A lot more than he should. Was it normal to think about you every goddamn second? Was it okay for him to wear mini cameras on him and replay the recorded videos over and over again? No, it wasn’t.
🍰He started placing cameras in your house, started watching your every moment and even went as far as stealing some of your things. Not too many, he didn’t want to get you suspicious. But from time to time some things from you would start to disappear. Your mug, your pictures, your underwear...
🍰He realized how his concentration dropped and how he got irritated whenever he wasn’t with you. He had really hoped that visiting you a few times a week, eating your treats and stealing your things would satisfy him, but it didn’t. Not anymore. He wanted something else. What was it? He needed a while until he realized that he didn’t like you. He loved you!
🍰Upon realizing that he loved you all the worries suddenly came in. What if someone tried to use you against him? What if you would get in serious troubles for being close to him? He couldn’t let that happen!
🍰So he started planning. Planning on how to take you, how to bring you to his side without arousing any suspicions. And it was honestly scary how far he planned ahead and how much thoughts he gave it.
🍰You didn’t suspect anything and one night it was time. Watari drugged you in your sleep and when you woke up, the first thing you saw was L staring intensely down at you. He knew that you would be panicked and confused and starting explaining everything to you. His reasons for kidnapping you, his confusing feelings for you and that you couldn’t leave him. Arguing was useless against him.
🍰L knows that he has broken your trust you had for him and knows that it will take a while for you to start trusting him again. But this guy has patience and time to wait for it to happen.
🍰He also knows that he won’t get any treats from you anymore, but he can’t help, but ask from time to time if you could eventually bake him something and if you actually do that he would feel so happy since that is a good sign that you start to trust him again.
🍰He has a room specially for you prepared and has even planned that far ahead to design it like your old room and even transferred some of your personal things in there. By doing so it increases the chances of you getting faster used to the situation and also reduces the chances of you trying to escape.
🍰It is a good thing that L has so much patience. He himself needs to sort his emotions out as well to find out what exactly he wants to do with you now that he has you. He doesn’t know it, he only knows that he wants you to stay by his side.
🍰After he finally figured out that he wants you to love him as well, he’ll try his hardest to reach that goal. And someday in the future he’ll probably be able to watch you baking in the kitchen again, the only difference then being that both of you are in love with each other. Hopefully that happens soon.
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weuschoiceheart ¡ 3 years ago
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⋘I-Land / Enhypen⋙ Love, I-Land (special chapter)
Tagging: @mari-kigold @akira-star @affectionaterainoflove @enhypenthusiast @periwinkle-ink 
Genre: just very nostalgic :))
Word Count: 2k+
Jay knew something was up when he walked into a dead silent Hybe building.
Looking around, he frowned at the emptiness. Am I too early? Too late? Checking his watch, he realized that he was exactly on time. So where is everyone? 
Sitting down on the couch, he decided to wait for everyone in the lounge. Perhaps the other members were playing some trick on him, to scare him when he lets his guard down. None of the other Hybe artists were here today, since Bang PD had let everyone take the day off, so the silence felt disorienting. 
A beep from Jay’s phone startled him out of his thoughts, and he clicked on the notification. 
Location change: go back to where we started. See you at the reunion! 
“Go back to where we started…” Jay muttered, a smile spread across his face as he thought back to the old box in the woods.
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“Remember when we first came here?” Youngbin sighed as he, Jimin, and Sungchul walked through the forest. “It seems so long ago.”
“Yeah…” Jimin stretched his arms above his head, pointing at the familiar building coming into view. “And we’re here.”
“It still hasn’t changed,” Sungchul said in awe, watching as the black door slowly flipped open and the three of them walked in. “I can’t wait to see everyone again.”
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“Wow...I can’t believe it’s been a year already,” K traced the sides of the egg gate. “Everything feels older.”
“No, it’s just you getting old,” Kyungmin teased, ducking behind Nicholas before K could smack him. “I’m kidding, I’m kidding.”
“Remember when we waited for you to come back from the dance unit test?” EJ asked. “You guys were so cool performing on stage.”
K smiled, thinking back to the old memories. The feeling of being on stage again, giving all he got to keep from getting eliminated. The cheers from the other boys, the smiles at the camera. He still recalled the nervous feeling of waiting for the results, and most of all, he vividly remembered the moment he, Jungwon, and Sunghoon got back to I-Land and hearing—
“Hello~”
As if on cue, the gate opened to present Enhypen crowding around the entrance, doing the exact same move K had created a year ago. Jaw dropping in shock, he heard the yells from the other boys as they tumbled out the egg and embraced the members they haven’t seen in months. Before he could fully comprehend everything, a wild blur of blonde hair suddenly launched himself onto him and Taki, wrapping his arms around them both.
“Taki! Hyung! You’re back!” K laughed as Niki jumped up and down, bursting with excitement to see his fellow Japanese brothers. Has he grown taller? K wondered, and he felt somehow proud and sad at the same time. Ruffling Niki’s hair, he watched as the younger hugged Taki, almost lifting him off his feet. “Let him breathe, Niki, we’re not going anywhere.”
“You’re finally here.” A familiar voice said, and K turned to see Seon making his way over. Grinning, he trapped K in another hug, and K feels like he’s finally back home.        
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“Did you actually framed the shirt?”
“Yes I did, do you want to come over to see it?” Jay boasted, trying to one up Nicholas. 
“He actually didn’t, he lost it when we moved into the dorms and this morning he panicked because he couldn’t wear it to the reunion,” Jake said, causing Nicholas to raise his eyebrows at Jay, who gave Jake a look of betrayal.
“You weren’t supposed to tell him that!”
“Well, it’s not like—ahhhhh!”
Before Jake could finish his sentence, a larger body wrapped his arms around him. He could sense the younger boy’s enormous smile before he could hear him. “It’s me, Jakey!”
“Daniel!” Jake tried to struggle out of Daniel’s embrace, though he was too busy laughing. “You almost gave me a heart attack.”
“He’s going around hugging everyone,” Jay explained, “Don’t be surprised if he actually gives you one next time.”
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The ghost watched the boys crowding around the egg gate, a sad smile on his face. It’s been so long since he had any visitors, and seeing them back brought some light in his undead life. Literally. All the lights had been shut off since the boys left, and the ghost had to make his way around in perpetual darkness. Not that he needs any light to see, but it's nice to view the sun, even if it’s just for a little while. 
Turning around to look at the practice room he just came out of, the ghost could almost see the past images of the boys practicing there. The Fire team, organizing their formations. The Fake Love team with their hoods and shirts over their heads, trying to practice without laughing. The Flicker team, playing around with the curtains. It’s also the place where Seon first found him, and the first time the ghost ever revealed itself to anyone. 
There was the lounge connecting to it, where Niki had played the piano and Heeseung had sung. Where the infamous arm wrestling match had taken place and the boys had played with the video filters on the IPads. Where they had cried and comforted each other, and where Jay had written his heartfelt letters.
Making his way up the staircase that the Grounder boys had also walked up to see I-Land, the ghost drifted along the common room. Here, all of them had sat while playing Truth or Dare, the hoodies spread out and “Made by Jay” was created, where they waited anxiously to perform. If he concentrates just enough, the ghost can almost imagine the I-Land boys filming their PR videos, and sheep Niki making Sunghoon laugh. 
There was the dining area, the place where the morning zombies had sat, Sunoo had said “I’m cuter,” where they munched on macaroons and ramen. The ghost can almost see the nine reading letters from their parents, talking and joking around the table. There was the kitchen area, where Sunghoon had screeched about the pork, Hanbin had found the broken banana, and Heeseung had ranted about the ramen. The fridge was empty of spoons, and no one did any side squats to get rid of bloating now.
Moving on to the bedrooms. He had always wondered how K managed to fit his long limbs on the bed, or if he could at all. The mist that Sunoo had sprayed all over his face, and that Jungwon had almost eaten, was gone from the drawer, leaving only the empty reflection of the room in the mirror. The annoying fly that Geonu had tried to catch was gone, the light that Jay had turned off dark (no, the dressing room light does not automatically turn off by itself), all the beds stripped of clothes and necessities. Why Nicholas was sleeping naked would remain a mystery, no more Jay yelling at everyone to wake up and Niki going back to sleep right after.
The washrooms were next. He had to admit, Jungwon’s and Jake’s pranks against Jay worked pretty well, coming from a ghost anyway. There were the sinks lining the wall where K and Taki washed up like father and son, where K and Jay hugged and promised that they’ll debut together, where Jay scolded everyone for leaving their laundry around. 
Out of the washroom now, the ghost lingered outside the room that used to contain the stage outfits and BTS phones. The traces of the boys can be felt, thinking back to the selfies and pictures they took together, to when they marveled at the clothes for their very first “Into the I-Land” stage. He peeked into the practice rooms where he can almost see the Pretty U team helping Sunghoon struggle through aegyo, and where the I Need U team played zombies with the eye massager.
Drifting down the stairs again, remembering how Youngbin carried Jungwon down the stairs to the practice when the younger boy was barefooted, the ghost moved on to the stage itself. He recalled every performance here clearly; the nerve-wracking audition stages, the dance and vocal units battle, the incredible “I&credible” stages, the moving “Calling” performance, and the iconic “Dive Into You” stage. Jigeum Buteo saying “Standby,” Jake’s “this hyung is crazy!” and the confused “Rival? Live?” echoed through the ghost’s ears. The memories of it all hit him like a truck (not that he would feel anything if he was hit by a truck, he’s a ghost after all, but you get the simile), causing him to choke up a little. He missed them so much. 
Strolling outside now, the ghost walked into Ground, and reminisced some more. Here was where Rain taught them “Fire” and hugged every one of the boys. He could picture Jay giving back massages to Kyungmin, telling him how they must work through the pain to get to I-Land. There was Hanbin comforting Jaebeom (it’s so weird calling him Echan now), and helping the other boys learn the dance. Sunoo and Sungchul practicing “Save Me,” Jaeho practicing with Nicholas and Niki, Taki making faces at the camera. A blurry image of all the boys comparing and measuring their heights, trying to see who’s taller. Really, I-Land seems like a magical paradise, but he would never forget the fun times the Grounders had, and the hard work they put in to achieve their dreams. 
Outside once again, he spied the matted grass on the ground and smiled wistfully. It’s strange, he thought, how it was still there after Jungwon filmed his PR video in his sheep costume. He remembered how adorable he was, how all of them were, showing off their personalities to get fans to vote for them. And now it’s getting dark, so the ghost moved on to the small light from a campfire in the distance.
Settling down on the ground, he watched as all the boys talked and joked with each other. They were sitting down in front of the large screen, where the final 11 had watched the fan videos, and pulled the benches around in a circle. Their smiles lit up their faces, their arms tangled in one another, Jimin’s head leaning against Geonu’s, Taeyong holding onto Echan’s hand. The scene filled the ghost with a feeling he can’t describe, and being a ghost with no heart, it was definitely a little strange, feeling something after a long time of emptiness.
“....and I just want to say thank you, to everyone for staying by my side on this journey,” Seon concluded, snapping the ghost out of his daze as the boy sat down. As if reading his thoughts, Seon’s eyes flickered over to where the ghost sat, and smiled.
Thank you for looking after us.
Being a ghost is lonely sometimes, floating in and out of places with no purpose. The smile, that one kind thought, ignited a flame in him. In a world filled with countless people, it’s hard to spot a lone spirit, invisible in a crowd. It’s even harder to make them feel at home, in a place where they’re recognized and wanted. Yet here he is, enveloped in a family who coaxed him out of his shell. No, I should be thanking you, Seon. 
Maybe this is what the fans felt, watching them run for their dreams. Every Friday charged with anticipation and excitement, of finding who would get eliminated and who would stay. Away from lives permeated with pain, loneliness, and uncertainty, they found solace within these 23 boys as they followed them on this journey to debut. Along the way, the fans found each other as well, and a community full of eggies and engenes was born.
Thank you for the memories, I-Land.
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A/N: Thank you to all the eggies for welcoming me into this wonderful family. Whether you were a predebut stan or just started stanning Enhypen, thank you for supporting our boys. I-Land is over now, but our journey with the boys will live on. 
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inevitably-johnlocked ¡ 4 years ago
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Hello! I haven't really been in Johnlock scene, but I suddenly had a MIGHTY NEED for mutual pining between the two, and your fic recs delivered in the best possible way. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for sharing so much about these two! (and now it seems I'm lost to Johnlock, send help, but not really, this is awesome)
Hi Nonny!!
AHhhhh thank you for your kind words about my lists!!! I’m so happy you enjoy!!
You’re in luck, my friend!! I have a Part 2 list of my Mutual pining fics with enough to start a new list, so here we are!! Also, if you’re interested in exclusive pining, I’ve a part 2 to my Pining Sherlock list in its final stages of cleanup, so keep an eye out for that one!! <3 Enjoy!!
MUTUAL PINING Pt. 2
See also:
Mutual Pining Pt 1 
Pining Sherlock || [MOBILE FRIENDLY VERSION]
Pining John
One Sided Pining
Santa Knows by Itsallfine (T, 1,719 w., 1 Ch. || Christmas Party, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Fluff, Matchmaking, POV Sherlock, Pining Sherlock) – Sherlock and John both get exactly what they want from the Yard's secret Santa exchange. Pure holiday fluff.
Like Euphoria and Scotch by FinAmour (M, 1,856 w., 1 Ch. || TSo3 Fix It, Five and Ones, Drinking, Pining, Second Person POV Sherlock, Armchair Sex, Cracky and Fluff, Sherlock’s Imagination, Happy Ending) – 5 different ways it all could have gone + the one way it actually works itself out.
Hell or High water by bluefire301175 (E, 2,250 w., 1 Ch. || PWP, Frottage, Alley Sex, First Person POV John, Case-ish Fic, Mutual Pining, Bed Sharing) – John wants. Sherlock wants. Plain and simple.
To the Nines by suitesamba (M, 2,724 w., 1 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Magical Realism, Pining, Angst, John Whump, Time Travel, Fortunes, Time Jumps) – John skips forward in time, and Sherlock reads the signs that point to nine. John knows he’ll eventually be with Sherlock, but the waiting is nearly impossible, and his body is a lot more than transport. A foray into magical realism where all the canon events occur, and a hell of a lot more.
Better Late Than Never by sussexbound (NR (T), 3,021 w., 1 Ch. || Post-S4 / TFP Doesn’t Exist, Sherlock POV, Love Confessions, Drunk Sherlock / Sober John, John Takes Care of Sherlock, First Kiss, Jealous Sherlock, Emotional Turmoil) – He suddenly wants John Watson out of his bedroom, out of his flat, out of his life, because he has been lying to himself these last few months, he realises. He doesn’t want John here, not with the way things are. He doesn’t want 221b Baker Street to be nothing more than rest stop John returns to on his journeys between women. He doesn’t want to play co-parent if Rosie is going to be snatched away from him and placed in the arms of whatever nameless woman du jour John lands on next. He doesn’t want to keep being so careful, so generous, so, so…
The General Idea by agirlsname (T, 3,022 w., 1 Ch. || Retirement, Promise of Forever / Proposal, POV John, First Kiss, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Soft Sherlock, Idiots in Love, Crying / Emotional Sherlock, Love Confessions) – After twenty years of friendship, John is used to Sherlock acting weirdly. But the news Sherlock finally brings himself to deliver change the carefully built dynamics between them, and John realises it's time to act.
Bathroom Accessories by Evenlodes_Friend (E, 3,324 w., 1 Ch. || Sex Toys, Butt Plug, First Kiss / Time, Romance, Horny Sherlock, John’s Patience Wears Thin, Humour, Bottomlock) – John discovers that Sherlock has been playing with some very adult toys in the bath.
Apodyopsis by QuinnAnderson (E, 3,347 w., 1 Ch. || PWP, Rough Sex, Table Sex, Anal, Sexual Tension) – Apodyopsis: (æpəʊdaɪˈɒpsɪs) noun. the act of mentally undressing someone. Part 2 of Undressed
Sherlock and John Go Clubbing by wendymarlowe (E, 4,716 w., 3 Ch. || Clubbing, Dirty Talk, Dancing, Coming Untouched, Coming in Pants, Bi John, For a Case, Friends to Lovers, Flirting, Sherlock is Lost for Words, Sexy John, Mutual Pining, Possessive John, Floor Sex) – John pinched the bridge of his nose - even for Sherlock, this was a new level of no bloody boundaries. “You want me to go with you to a gay club, wait around twiddling my thumbs while I let you get pawed by a criminal, then out-flirt him and talk you into coming home with me instead?” Part 32 of John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times
Sleeping next to you by Salambo06 (E, 5,018 w., 2 Ch. || ASiB Fic, Bed Sharing, Frottage, Mutual Masturbation, Rimming, Anal, First Kiss/Time) – Based on an Anonymous Prompt: "So, that scene from ASiB when Mrs H has been attacked by the American CIA guy & John, Sherlock & she are in Mrs H's kitchen when John says "She’ll have to sleep upstairs in our flat tonight. We need to look after her." to which Sherlock replies with "no". John of course suggested that because he cares about her safety, but maybe he also did it cause he /wanted/ that to happen. What if they finally agreed on letting her have John's or Sherlock's bed & J&S sleep in the same one?" Part 12 of Tumblr Collection
Stranded by BeautifulFiction (T, 5,798 w., 1 Ch. || First Kiss, Communication / Relationship Discussion, Pining Sherlock, Sherlock POV, BAMF John, Doctor John, Case Fic, Drinking, Huddling For Warmth, Friends to More) –  When stranded on a derelict barge at high tide, John and Sherlock reconsider their friendship.
An Interpretation of Viewing Habits by akitsuko (E, 6,653 w., 1 Ch. || Porn Watching, Masturbation, Anal, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss / Time, Declarations of Love, Jealous Sherlock, Fantasizing, John in Denial / Internalized Homophobia, Bottomlock, Pining Idiots, Sherlock Has No Boundaries, Cockblocking Sherlock) – John watches porn. It's a perfectly normal thing to do.If every video he watches happens to feature actors with remarkable physical similarities to his flatmate, well, that's no one's business but his own. Or: John is in denial, until his infatuation with Sherlock is impossible to deny anymore.
Time on my hands by Mildredandbobbin (M, 7,179 w., 1 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Post-S3, One Night Stands, Mutual Pining, Virgin Sherlock, First Time, Sexual Exploration / Discovery, Desperation, Body Worship) – Virginity’s a construct, a concept—what does losing one’s virginity entail for a gay man anyway? Sherlock wants to fill that particular gap in his knowledge but John won’t, can’t, never will assist and there’s only so much desperately unspoken pining even Sherlock can take.
Unwasted by patternofdefiance (E, 8,966 w., 1 Ch. || Post-S3 / S3 Fix-It, Developing Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Angelo’s, Fluff, First Time, Anal, Cum Play, Flashbacks to ASiB, Mutual Pining, Love Confessions, Bottomlock, Cuddles, Multiple Orgasms, BJ’s, Bed Sharing) – John finds it three months after he's moved back. He's on the hunt for something to make for dinner, is scrounging through the cupboards, when he happens upon the graveyard of pasta boxes Sherlock still seems to create when left to his own devices. Behind seven boxes of pasta, all almost completely empty, is a dark-glassed bottle, with a paler coat of dust.It's unopened. John's face falls slack when he sees it, instantly recognises it, and for a long moment he just stands and looks at it.
You fit me, Sherlock Holmes by orphan_account (G, 10,077 w., 1 Ch. || It’s An Experiment, Bed Sharing, Slow Burn, Fluff and Angst, Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining, Questionable Science) – An unfortunate series of events leads to John accepting being a part of Sherlock's study in physical intimacy. As the days pass by, John realizes he might be in for more than he bargained for. He doesn't entirely mind.
There's So Much Labour Just in Breathing Lately by Susan (E, 12,708 w., 1 Ch. || Post-TRF / Mentions of S3 Events, Romance, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Grieving John, Mutual Pining, Meddling Mycroft, Therapy, Ambiguous Hopeful Ending, Infidelity) – The dreams he hated most – the ones that left him a sweating, shaking mess when he woke – were the ones in which Sherlock was just Sherlock. Laughing or drinking tea. Sitting across the table from him at Angelo’s eating pasta. Trailing his open hand behind him on the way to the bedroom. “C’mon, John. I’m about to have my way with you.”
Fucking Cake by Random_Nexus (E, 12,965 w., 1 Ch. || Pre-Slash, Humour/Crack, Inanimate Object Smut, Frottage, “For a Case” / “Experiment”, PWP / Kinky, Mutual Pining, Fluff) – Sherlock brings home a chocolate cake, John finds him about to have sex with said cake, then exceedingly weird hijinx ensue. Part 1 of "Fucking Baked Goods" - Sherlock BBC
Kintsugi by distantstarlight (E, 14,772 w., 1 Ch. || Post S4, Emotional Hurt / Comfort, Regret / Remorse, Loneliness, Separation, Drug Use, Healing, Protective John, Sad Sherlock, Dev. Rel., Complicated Relationships, Love, Angst With Happy Ending, Sherlock is Called Freak, John’s Penance, Voyeurism, Doctor/Caretaker John, Guilty John, Detox, Fingering, Love Confessions, Cuddling, Slight Non-Con Turns Enthusiastic Consent, Virgin Sherlock) – Sherlock Holmes becomes estranged from the man he had once considered his best friend after John lets him down horribly in public. It seems that the world's only consulting detective will be on his own once again...or will he?
The Palmyra Atoll by elwinglyre (E, 16,609 w., 3 Ch. || TSo3 Divergence / Episode Fix-It, Stockholm Syndrome, Kidnapped John Watson, John Whump, Evil Mary, Angst, Cuddling & Snuggling, Toplock, Limited 3rd John POV) – As John's preparing for the wedding, Sherlock is preparing to have his heart broken, and Mary is prepared to do the unthinkable. Intervention required. Enter Sherlock. Set before Sign of Three with a far different outcome. John is drugged, kidnapped, and left on an island, but not just any old island.
Traitor's Gate by roane (E, 17,714 w., 6 Ch. || Post-TRF, Case Fic, Mystery, Bets and Wagers, Undercover for a Case, BAMF John, Scientist Sherlock, Teasing, Established Relationship, Military Base, Sexting/Texting, Military/Uniform Kink, Frottage, Dirty Sex, Anal, Bottomlock) – John and Sherlock go undercover at a top secret government lab to find out who is selling research. John is back in uniform and Sherlock is back in a laboratory, but they have to pose as strangers. Sherlock thinks he'll have an easy time of it, but John has his doubts. It's up to them to find out who is responsible for putting a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands, and try to keep their hands off each other at the same time.
Between Friends by SilentAuror (E, 18,036 w., 1 Ch. || Post S3, Alternating POV, Friends to Lovers, John in Denial, Abduction, Awkward Situations / Miscommunications, Porn With Feels, Blowjobs, Pining, Unrequited, Angst With Happy Ending) – Sherlock gets abducted. As John discovers him tied up naked in an empty storage facility and comes to rescue him, Sherlock's body has an unfortunate reaction which triggers a series of events. John is convinced that everything will be fine as long as they never discuss it. Sherlock isn't as sure...
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Permanent Fixture by vitruvianwatson (E, 18,836 w., 9 Ch || Post-S4, Parentlock, Slow Build, Friends to Lovers, They’re Good Parents, Blushing Sherlock, First Kiss/Time, Explicit Consent, Sexual Content, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, Big Feelings, Crying, First Kiss, Fluff, Anxious Sherlock, Inexperienced Sherlock, Emotional Communication, Love Confessions) – Now, as Rosie sat curled up against Sherlock’s side, John watched and wondered exactly how he had ended up here. Domesticity had never suited him before, not at any point in his life. His disastrous marriage had been proof of that. But somehow, here in the warmth and safety of 221B Baker Street, here with Sherlock Holmes reading medical jargon to his daughter, Sherlock’s bony feet nudging against his leg, John couldn’t imagine anyplace that would make him happier.
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Sentenced by SarahKnight (T, 44,777 w., 30 Ch. || Dev. Rel., Alternate S4 Canon, Drama, Angst, Pining, Feelings are Hard) – Virtual series 4 opener. Sherlock's in prison being targeted by a murderer, John's married to a pregnant assassin and Moriarty's back.
Impossible to Feign by achray (M, 49,204 w., 12 Ch. || TRF Rewrite / Reverse Reichenbach, Suicidal Ideations / Discussions, Drug Use/Abuse, Mutual Pining, Friends With Benefits, John Accepts his Sexuality, Anxious Sherlock, Meddling Mycroft, Depression, Hallucinations, Secret Agent John, BAMF John, Reunion, Make-Up Sex, Ambiguous Ending) – Sherlock leant forward, his long fingers curving round to grip John’s.“I won’t let him win,” he said, eyes hard. “I will do whatever it takes to get you out.”
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by SilentAuror (E, 50,635 w., 1 Ch. || Post-S4/S4 Divergence, Case Fic, For a Case / Reverse Fake-Relationship, Conferences, Marriage Equality, Travelling / New York, Pride, Homophobia, Bottomlock, Marriage Proposal, John POV, Sexuality, Love Confessions, Emotional Love Making, Public Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Passionate Kissing, Needy/Clingy Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Touching / Hand Holding, Bed Sharing, Little Spoon Sherlock, Intense Orgasms) – John and Sherlock go to New York to attend a conference run by the National Defence of Traditional Marriage Coalition in order to investigate the potential bombing of the annual Manhattan Pride parade. As the conference unfolds, John finds himself repulsed by the toxic ideology being presented, which becomes relevent to his own unacknowledged issues and his friendship with Sherlock...
Never Change a Running System by Lorelei_Lee (E, 54,246 w., 18 Ch. || Pre-TRF, Romance, Humour, Drama, Sex Toys, Anal, Rimming, Masturbation, Frottage, Blow Jobs, Public Sex, First Kiss / Time, Virgin Sherlock / Loss of Virginity, Accidental Voyeurism, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Experiments, Naive Sherlock, Pining Sherlock, Jealous Sherlock, Possessive Sherlock, Straight With an Exception John, Hand Jobs) – Sherlock discovers his sexuality – with far-reaching consequences for John.
A Hundred Crimson Sols by elldotsee (E, 55,536 w., 16 Ch. || Astronauts AU || Mars Exploration / Space Travel, Slow Burn, Shy Sherlock, Scientist Sherlock / Biomed Engineer John, Alternating POV, Mutual Pining, UST, Angst with Happy Ending, Domestic Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Injuries, Suicidal Ideation, Zero-G Sex) – Will Holmes is a chemical researcher recognized widely for his contributions to the new Mars exploration program. Thanks to his ground-breaking developments, the IMMC (International Mars Mission Corporation) is one step closer to Martian colonization. Will and his team of scientists are headed out on the first of three manned missions before the first group of settlers arrive. Three days before launch, one of the crew has to be replaced. Will panics because...new people. The replacement is of course one John Watson, biomedical engineer and space hottie who was pretty sure he had retired from actual space exploration and was now content to work in the nice, quiet research lab. Can the crew survive this TOTALLY ROUTINE trip? Will they be able to endure each other for the looooooong trip in close quarters? Gonna be a wild ride... prepare for blast off. Part 1 of the SpaceBois go to Space series
The Thing Is by TSylvestris (E, 56,743 w., 21 Ch. || Case Fic, Dev. Rel., Anal/Oral, Blow Jobs, Meddling Mycroft, Drama, Romance, Humour, Casual Encounters, Pining Idiots, Possessive Sherlock, Orgasm Delay, Rough / Alley Sex, Public Sex, John Whump, Drugged John, Emotional Love Making, Awkward Relationship, Marriage of Convenience, Switchlock) – The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. Whilst you're in bed. Part 1 of Nitroglycerine
Lunar Landscapes by J_Baillier (M, 57,046 w., 21 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || S3/TAB Fix-It, Slow Burn Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Confessions, Drugs, Pain, Medical, Injury, Sherlock Whump, Mental Health Issues, Panic Attacks, Romance, Secrets, Tragedy, Trauma, BAMF John, Doctor!John, Drug Addict Sherlock, Injured Sherlock, Grieving John, Idiots In Love, Protective John, POV John Watson, PTSD Sherlock, Sherlock is a Mess, Medical Realism) – An accident forces John to face the fact that Sherlock's downward spiral had started long before his flight to exile even left the tarmac.
One Little Change by jadztone (E, 58,312 w., 12 Ch. || ASiB Divergence, Fake Relationship, Bed Sharing, Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss / Time, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Bi John / Gay Demisexual Sherlock, Switchlock, Alternating POV, Jealousy, Misunderstandings, Case Fic, Angst with Happy Ending, Emotional Love Making, Butt Plugs, Cuddles) – Our story begins right after John and Sherlock's first meeting with Irene Adler in September. It splits off into an AU that imagines them taking a case where they act as bait to hook a killer targeting closeted gays in secret relationships. In the weeks leading up to Christmas, many things happen that have our boys wondering if maybe they have a chance with each other. Then Irene fakes her death on Christmas Eve, and things get a lot more complicated - especially since they still have a killer to catch.
The Burning by SrebrnaFH (M, 60,658 w., 24 Ch. || Reverse Reichenbach, Suicide, Depression, Hurt Sherlock / John, Separation, BAMF John, Good Big Brother Mycroft, Angst, Implied/Referenced Torture, Fake Character Death, Rescue Mission, Reconciliation / Reunion, Hospitalization, Marriage Proposal, Illnesses, Physical Therapy, Happily Ever After) – Something went very, very wrong. John had seemed, if not happy, then reasonably content with his life. Sherlock had never predicted something like THIS might have happened. Not in his worst nightmares. He was the lousiest friend ever, apparently. At least Mycroft found him something to occupy his mind with, so that he didn't have to go back to 221B and stare at the walls and the chair, where John Watson would never sit again.
Hell Sent, Heaven Bound by ConsultingHound (M, 64,381 w, 16 Ch. || Angels / Demons AU ||  Fallen Angel Sherlock / Angel Cop John, Alternate First Meeting, Slow Burn, Case Fic, John & Lestrade are Friends Before Sherlock, BAMF John, Mind Palace John, Friends to Lovers, John in Denial, Sherlock Picks Out John’s Clothing, Clubbing / Dancing, Mildly Jealous John, Awkwardness, Kidnapping, Sherlock’s Mind Palace, Sacrifice, Worried / Anxious Sherlock, Angst with Happy Ending, Immortal to Mortal) – Ex-War healer and current angelic guard John Watson is not having the best day. He overslept, he’s underpaid, and now there’s someone tagging the Council’s building walls. However things may be about to get interesting: there’s an unusual stranger hanging around (the definition of tall, dark, and handsome), a literal underground cult is brewing, and rumblings are coming from hell. Can he keep his neighbourhood safe, how and why is he being connected to all this, and who the hell is Sherlock Holmes?
The Vapor Variant by 88thParallel (CanadaHolm) (M, 72,684 w., 18 Ch. || Post-THoB, John Whump, Protective Sherlock, Guilty Sherlock, Anxious/Worried Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Angst with Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, PTSD John, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Suspense, Virus, Sickfic, Big Brother Mycroft) – They stood face to face in the middle of a clearing. The dim light of the moon barely allowed Sherlock to see the glassy terror in John’s eyes and the sweat that glistened off his forehead. His nose was bleeding again, blood dripping in a slow stream from his right nostril. They were both gasping for air, John’s eyes locked on Sherlock’s. There was no recognition there, just wild animal fear. Time stood still for an eternal few seconds, and Sherlock took a shaky breath. “John—”Spell broken, John spun and bolted back into the woods. Still heaving for air, Sherlock took off after him.
Northwest Passage by Kryptaria (E, 95,157 w., 27 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Canadian AU ||  BAMF!John, Canadian John, PTSD, Anal / Oral Sex, Rimming, Emotional Hurt / Comfort, Drug Rehab, Falling in Love, Pining Sherlock, Love Confessions, Sherlock’s Violin, Panic Attacks, Switching, Anxious / Protective Sherlock, Hugs for Comfort, Suicide Mentions, Healing Each Other) – Seven years ago, Captain John Watson of the Canadian Forces Medical Service withdrew from society, seeking a simple, isolated life in the distant northern wilderness of Canada. Though he survives from one day to the next, he doesn't truly live until someone from his dark past calls in a favor and turns his world upside-down with the introduction of Sherlock Holmes." Part 1 of Tales from the Northwest
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A Study in Winning by Jupiter_Ash (E, 106,658 w., 11 Ch. || Tennis AU || John POV, Dirty Talk, Mutual Pining, Misunderstandings, Happy Ending, Sherlock Speaks French, Switchlock, Wimbledon) – John and Sherlock are professional tennis players and it’s Wimbledon. One is a broken almost was at the end of his career, the other an arrogant rising star tipped for greatness. It should have been a straightforward tournament. It really should have been. How were they to know that a chance encounter would change everything? Part 1 of Tennis
Two Two One Bravo Baker by abundantlyqueer (E, 114,574 w., 27 Ch. || Military AU || Afghanistan, War Story, Thriller) – Captain John Watson of 40 Commando, the Royal Marines, is assigned to protect and assist Sherlock Holmes as he investigates what appears to be a simple war atrocity in Afghanistan. An intense attraction ignites between the two men as they uncover a conspiracy that threatens everything they’ve ever known, but Sherlock is as much hunted as hunter, and everyone close to him is in deadly danger. Can he solve the case in time to save himself and John? Part 1 of Two Two One Bravo Baker Universe
A Further Sea by i_ship_an_armada & ShinySherlock (E, 125,492 w., 23 Ch. || Historical Pirates AU || Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Doctor John / Pirate Captain Sherlock, Sailing, UST / RST, Masturbation, Action / Adventure, Mild Angst & Peril, Romance, Shaving, Molly/Janine, Bottomlock, Hand / Blow Jobs, Past Drug Use, Slow Burn, Mild Violence, Happy Ending) – Here be a tale of adventure for both body and soul, but beware if ye be not of stout heart, for this be piratelock, ya savvy? Luckless ship's surgeon John Watson takes a chance, and finds himself eye to eye with The Ghost, the scourge of the seven seas and a definite thorn in the side of the blaggard, James Moriarty. But when John finds there's more to this most cunning pirate than be meetin' the eye, he has to choose... is it a pirate's life for him?
The Bang and the Clatter by earlgreytea68 (M, 137,049 w., 37 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Baseball AU || Slow Burn / Dev. Rel., Possessive/Obsessive Sherlock, Jealous Sherlock, Mutual Pining, Body Appreciation, Depression, Closeted Sexuality, Family, Sherlock’s Mind Palace, Ogling Each Other, Anxious Sherlock, Panic Attack, Drunkenness, Talk of Forever, Big Feelings™) – Sherlock Holmes is a pitcher and John Watson is a catcher. No, no, no, it's a baseball AU. Part 1 of Baseball
Mise en Place by azriona (M, 161,004 w., 28 Ch. || Restaurant (Kitchen Nightmares) AU || Sherlock is Gordon Ramsay / Celebrity Sherlock, Restauranteur John, Harry Plays Prominent Role, Alternating POV, Mutual Pining, Cranky Sherlock, Bed Sharing, Slow Burn) – John Watson had no intentions of taking over the family business, but when he returns from Afghanistan, battered and bruised, and discovers that his sister Harry has run their restaurant into the ground, he doesn't have much choice. There's only one thing that can save the Empire from closing for good – the celebrity star of the BBC series Restaurant Reconstructed, Chef Sherlock Holmes. Part 1 of Mise en Place
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disney villain and henchmen randomness:
made this for @slashingdisneypasta
all of these are random things I thought the villains and henchmen would be like, I hope you like them
also I censored cussing that was text, but if you go to the video links there will be cussing so be warned, also if you watch the video’s imagine the Disney villain or henchmen are those people in the videos:
1.
Panic, kronk, lefou, Reuben, Kaa, Joanna, and fidget: “eating a cinnamon bun each”
 The other henchmen: cannibalism/cannibals…
Panic, kronk, lefou, Reuben, Kaa, Joanna, and fidget: ? “Heard that and don’t get it why their being called cannibals”
(they are cinnamon rolls and must be protected)
2.
Diablo: you insufferable, reprehensible, deplorable, vermin
Goon 1 (the pig like one): wha?
Goon 2 (bird like one): it’s aristocratic talk for “f$#% off dips$#%$”
3.
Horus: you’re full of s$#%.
Iago: my overall personality or my dishonesty?
4.
Banzai:  ED! Don’t run with sharp rocks!
Banzai: “hands Ed a sharp bone” try this
(This one had scissors and a butterfly knife but the hyenas are from the pridelands so sharp rocks and bones seem more accurate)
5.
[in a argument]
Pain: f$%# you
Pegasus: “in a horse which the imps can understand” later, now listen here you little shit…
(I ship pain x Pegasus ok….pain even admits he loves Pegasus in the movie 2when Pegasus was beating him and panic up)
6.
Kronk: “making spinach puffs and freezing” my sad friend senses are tingling…
“Cut showing a crying Anastasia”
Kronk: “runs for her startling her” ahhhhh!!!!
Anastasia: aaahhhh!?!?!?!
kronk: “hugs her” no cry friend
Anastasia: “giggles and wipes tears from her eyes”
7.
(Look up animated a grump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaV8NeT0fnY&t=835s and imagine pain and panic as arin and Iago or flotsam and jetsam as Danny, and a random henchmen as Ross)
8.
(Another game grumps thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xrS5NEBKjU  )
“Ursula, and jafar and hades playing a glitchy game”
Ursula: now look how silly this is “flying around”
Hades: you have to….”character gets stuck”
Jafar and Ursula: oh...ooohhhhh “hades gets up and leaves glowing red” heheheh
Jafar: hades don’t leave hehehehe “hades closes the door”
Ursula: HAAAAADEEEEEES I LOVE YOU~ “trying to get the characters free”
hades: NO IM F%&$ING DONE!! IM F%&$ING DONE!!
Jafar: “losing his s&$t laughing” no your not
Hades: this is bulls&$#
Ursula: hades! “Laughing at hades rage too”
Hades: look at this bull#$& man
Jafar: hades! “Laughing more”
Hades: you gotta draw a line in the sand!
Ursula: hades “laughing more”
Hades: you have to draw a line in the f#$%ing sand guys!!
Ursula and jafar: “laughing so hard” 
Hades: you have to make a statement!!!
Hades: “as Ursula and Jafar laugh harder” you gotta look inside yourself and say ‘what am I willing to put up with today?’ NOT F*&%ing THIS!!! “Flames up and points to the tv screen”
Ursula: “gets the character free” IM FREE I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
9.
(Listen to grump it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9gRg3_A-RM  thinking of Disney villains and henchmen raging at a game)
10.
Scar: “to facilier” what do you wanna eat?
Friends from the other side: the souls of the innocent~
Facilier and shadow (facilier’s shadow): a bagel 
Friends from the other side: NO!
Facilier and shadow: 2 bagels
11.
Kaa and shere khan, cruella de vil, Horus and jasper: “to hades and pain and panic, scar and the hyenas” did you know you can’t say bubbles angry 
Hades and pain and panic, scar and the hyena: really?
“Later”
Maleficent: does anyone know why hades, scar and their henchmen are on the roof trying to angrily yell/screaming bubbles on the roof
Kaa and shere khan, cruella de vil, Horus and jasper: “choke on their drink/food in laughter”
12.
Iago and jafar: “notice hades and the imps over working” what are you doing?
Hades and the imps: working
Jafar and Iago: you guys should rest, look at your hands “gestures to hades and the imps cramping hands from signing scrolls”
Hades and the imps: we’re ok just let’s us-
Jafar and Iago: “pouting” 
Hades and the imps: what’s that look for?
Jafar and Iago: “grabs their friends and tries to drag them off their chairs but fails” GO REST
scar and the hyenas: “see this and join in trying to pester hades and the imps into taking a break” you can work later
Jafar and Iago: “leave to Ursula and the eels room where hook and mr smee are” Ursula, flotsam and jetsam, mr smee and hook. Hades and the imps are overworking themselves again…
Ursula and the eels: excuse?!?...
Mr smee and hook: what?!?...
“Little later”
Ursula and eels: “coiled around hades and the imps with coils and tentacles and drags them off their chairs by their desks” HADES! PAIN AND PANIC! REST!
Hades and the imps: “unholy screeching and complaints as their dragged to their room”
Hook and mr smee: “follow to help Ursula and the eels”
Facilier and shadow (insert other villains and henchmen):  “coming back from the store and see Ursula and the eels dragging hades and the imps to their room, with hook and smee following” f$#% this s#$& we’re out “leaves”
(hades and the imps are workaholics)
13.
Frollo: “minding his own business when hades, facilier, shadow and the imps tap him from behind and he turns around ” OOOOOH MY F&#$ING GOD!, IT'S A DEMON/WITCHCRAFT SPAWN!! JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE F$#&!!! OH MY F$#%ING GOD! F%&#ING DEMON/WITCHCRAFT SPAWNS! JESUS CHRIST “falls on his knees” WHAT THE F$#$#$#$#$#&!!!
Hades and facilier: “losing their s#$& laughing”
Pain and panic and shadow: “as well laughing hard”
14.
Hades: “holding pain and panic and his third imp neurosis (actually a canon thing in the animated series)” these are my sons you can’t have them... good day sir
“Person tries to touch the imps”
Hades: “flares up and holds the imps tighter” I SAID GOOD DAY SIR! “leaves with the imps”
15.
“The villains and henchmen are out in a mall and missing hades, jafar and Ursula as well as their henchmen in the crowd”
Mr smee and hook: oh dear we’re missing some of us
Shadow and facilier: oh don’t worry
Gaston and lefou: no one can find allies like Gaston and lefou
Facilier, Gaston, lefou and shadow: “takes a deep breaths and yell” HADES, JAFAR AND URSULA ARE THE WEAKEST AND IDIOTS OF THE DISNEY VILLAINS / PAIN AND PANIC, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM AND IAGO ARE THE WEAKEST AND DUMBEST OF THE HENCHMEN!!!!
“A giant snake and angry squawks, electric zaps along with a women yell, and three fire flare ups of teal, red, and pink appear in the crowd each followed by angry cursing and more”
Gaston and lefou, shadow and facilier: found them ^^~
All the other villains and henchmen: oh boy/dear/dang it
16.
(vanossgaming team 6 animated prank part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CguHTxrMQ0A  (imagine the henchmen as human like with animal/creature parts example iago looks like a harpy): with vanoss being iago, wildkat being banzi, basically as shadow, delirious being flotsam and jetsam, terroriser being pain and panic (due to their immortal state XD) and nogla being a ‘I don’t know what’s going on’ kronk )
17.
Hades: BOYS!!!!
Pain and Panic: WHATEVER IT WAS WE DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Hades: “realizes the thing he was looking for and thought the imps stole it was on his desk the whole time” oh...NEVER MIND 
18.
(before I do this one I need to explain, my headcanon that the disney characters have ‘worlds’ they live in with their movies era example: hercules characters live in ‘ancient’ greece in their ‘world’ but have some modern day things made using magical things (like TV, indoor plumbing, magic like phones) added to their ‘worlds’ but hercules, aladdin and little mermaid characters are share the same ‘world’ as in the hercules animated series: ursula appears in the episode hercules and the bacchanal, and then there's hercules and the arbian night where hades and jafar team up)
Maleficent: “thinking with ursula” so are you and hades related and you, him and jafar are from the same world  ooorrrr….
Ursula: I honestly don’t know…. I know we live in the same ‘world’ but… “thinking too” my father is Hades and Zeus’s brother if i'm right.....
19. 
Pain and Panic, Iago and Shadow and Flotsam and Jetsam: “flying/swimming round around hyper as all hell” WOOOOOOOO
Faciler and Jafar: “groans as they watch their henchmen on sugar high”
Hades: ok who’s the wise guy who gave them sugar…. “Tired/angry dad mood activated”
Kronk: I did...they wanted to test some sweets for me…”thinks he’s going to get in trouble”
Ursula: oh well then that's ok then Kronk you didn’t know, that they get sugar high
Jafar: I'm not dealing with the crash thou.. Uh where did they go?
Frollo: “in a different room” *HIGH PITCH GIRLISH SCREAM* THE DEMONS HAVE GONE CRAZY!!!
Hades: found them~.. “Smiles evil like” let’s leave them with him~
20.
Hades: “passed out on the couch with pain and panic asleep on him” zzzz
Jafar: “peeks over holding a marker with Iago”
gaston: “peeks over too with lefou with makeup”
“3 hours later”
Hades: “wakes up and along with the imps and they don’t notice what their friends did, and head to the kitchen”
Ursula and the eels: “see hades and the imps and choke on their cups of coffee”
Maleficent: “giggles seeing hades” good morning sexy~ 
Diablo: you girls sleep well?~ “trying not to laugh”
Hades and pain and panic: “tilt their heads” what do you mean?
“They notice their reflection in Ursula and the eels’s tank/movable water, and they see they have makeup on and writing/doodles on their faces”
Hades: oh for the love of…”glowing red”
Pain and panic: oh our gods… “eyes change”
Hades: JAFAR!!! GASTON!!! “Flares up”
Both imps: IAGO!!! LEFOU!!! “Follow their boss/’dad’ “
“Later outside shows Jafar and Gaston running from a red flamed Hades, and Iago and Lefou and running from two shapeshifted into beasts imps”
Jafar, Gaston, Iago and Lefou: WORTH IT XD
“Inside watching the chase” 
Faciler: should we tell them me and Shadow took photos of Hades and the imps and posted it online?
Hook: who’s computer did ya use? 
Shadow: “as he records the chase going on outside” cruella’s and Horus and Jaspers’s too 
Mr. smee: I guess it’s good they’re out of town then….
Yzma: me and Kronk made popcorn who wants!~
Scar: and the other villains and henchmen are placing bets: are they going to escape the wrath of the lord of the underworld and the embodiments of pain and panic? or will Hades and the imps give up?
“All the villains and henchmen inside are eating popcorn and watching the chase go on”
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illfoandillfie ¡ 4 years ago
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As I read your post about needing Benny requests, I’m listening to Ed Sheehan. So, naturally I’m gonna ask for some super fluffy stuff. I was thinking maybe they’ve been dating for a little bit but they’re only just realising they’re in love? So I guess, the first I love you or the first “oh god I love this person” moment.
ahhhhh this is so soft im gonna pass out
warnings: two very brief mentions of sex but really this is just all fluff 
Advent Blurbs: Day 9
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Ben first suspected he might be in love with you the day he texted you and you didn’t respond for five hours. Up to that point such a long silence from you would have made him worry and panic. Part of that was just cause he liked you and wanted to talk to you even when you weren’t there and so not getting a response made him wonder if he was more invested than you were or if you didn’t care as much. And then of course that train of thought would lead to wondering if maybe you didn’t actually like him or if you found him annoying. And then he’d remember you worked in the same building as your ex and what if he’d won you back somehow and you were off with him right now, having sex in a supply closet or something. But not this time. This time it didn’t even cross his mind to be anxious about your silence. You were at work, probably not able to look at your phone right away but you’d get back to him eventually. So when you responded all those hours later saying that yes you’d be over that night and apologising because you’d left your phone at home, Ben didn’t even bat an eye. He checked his fridge to make sure he had all the ingredients for a quick and easy dinner and then checked the freezer to make sure he had some of your favourite ice cream for dessert. And he thought about you and the late text and confidence he’d had that you would answer. Surely that was a sign he was serious about you, falling for you or maybe already in love with you. Then again, it had only been a few months and he wouldn’t want to scare you off now by even suggesting his feelings might be that deep. And maybe it wasn’t love, maybe it was just that he was maturing or something.
The love theory was confirmed just over a month later, on a cold quiet night. He’d never liked the cold much. He had a habit of closing himself off more during winter, falling into moody patches he found hard to get out of on his own. But it didn’t seem like such a problem with you around. The night he knew he loved you, he’d arrived at your place wrapped up in a scarf and a thick jacket. He’d let himself in with his key and you’d come hurrying over to greet him with a quick peck on the lips.
“I’ve already ordered dinner so I hope Chinese is okay with you. You know how busy they usually are at this time and I’m fucking starving so I wanted to get the order in.”
“Chinese is great,” he said as he hung his jacket up on the hook beside your door and followed you further into the apartment, finding a host of burning candles, some with wood wicks that crackled like a fireplace, some with soft sweet smells.
“I love that sweater,” you said offhandedly as you settled back in your spot on the couch, tucked up under a blanket large enough for Ben to join you.  Of course, he knew you liked the sweater because you’d stolen it more than once. (His favourite time was when he woke up to you making breakfast in just the sweater a few weeks after you’d started going out. He’d nearly burnt himself in his rush to lift you onto the bench and have you again) and he’s almost tempted to take it off too and let you have it for the night, or longer. That way when he got it back it would smell like you. But the thought sparks other thoughts which occupy Ben even as you settle in for a quiet night, content to be doing separate things while you’re together on the couch. The TV was on and you were both half watching it as you scrolled through your phones, sometimes showing each other a meme or video that crossed your path, sometimes just bitching about a particularly hard Candy Crush level. Eventually you end up cuddled up together, Ben’s head on your chest and your fingers absentmindedly stroking his hair. And Ben is still thinking. About this, about you. The candles you lit because your apartment can be kind of drafty and you know he’s more comfortable when he’s warm. The way you ordered his favourite dish even though it’s not one you particularly like. The little things you do for him all the time. And then he thinks about what it would be like living with you, decorating your house with candles in pretty holder and indoor plants in pots you could paint together. Your regular take out menus hung on the fridge with magnets. Coming home to you in his sweater. Maybe a pet, a dog you pick out together. It’s these last ideas, the ones about a potential future with you, that make Ben sure he loves you. He lifts his head with the idea of telling you but stops when he sees how you’re fighting off sleep. Instead he kisses your temple and tells you to go to bed and he’ll be in as soon as he’s blown out the last candles. He’s not sure he would have said it anyway. Knowing it was one thing, saying it was another.
Ben did vocalise his feelings though, a few weeks later. It had been on his mind a lot since that night. Wondering if it was too early to say it, wondering if you could be in love with him too or at least getting there, in the process of falling maybe. But he wasn’t sure and he didn’t want to make you think you had to say it back if you didn’t feel it too, so he kept it to himself. Until he couldn’t anymore. It just came out. You’d popped into a grocery store on your way to his with the intention of buying biscuits to have with a coffee. But you’d got a few other items too, some to take back to your apartment, some for Ben. Chief among them was a pack of toilet paper.
“I noticed you were running low last night and wasn’t sure you’d have had time to go to the shop today so I figured I’d pick it up for you.”
“I love you.”
Ben could have kicked himself. You gave him loo roll and he went and dropped the L word? Who does that? And you looked a little shocked by the revelation. He was on the verge of taking it back, or assuring you he didn’t need to hear it in return when you smiled.
“I love you too.”
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starr-fall-knight-rise ¡ 5 years ago
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Humans are Space Orcs, “Humans Are Stupid ft. A Jetpack.”
Does anyone here ever get the feeling like they don’t control what they write. I was going to write something else, and then this came out, so lol. I hope you like 
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The No 1 truth about humans: They are stupid.
Krill was waiting in the docking bay watching as his new medical equipment was wheeled up the ramp. Sunny stood next to him holding a data pad and checking off the shipping manifest as it was wheeled on.
Conn floated a few feet away from them ribbons on his back billowing and churning slowly in the air currents.
He was currently occupied staring down at the screen of his handheld. Ever since the captain had gotten him that game, he hadn’t stopped playing. It was a nice break from his usual acerbic, nosy nature.
The  last line of medical equipment was being loaded up the ramp, when con looked up from his game.
He turned his head towards the interior doors.
“Prepare yourselves.” He signed 
“Prepare ourselves? For what.”
The question didn’t hang on the air for very long before the sounds of human exuberance reached them from down the hall.
Sunny shook her head and Krill sighed, and the three of them braced themselves as the commander rolled onto deck skidding to a stop and running towards the line of boxes, “Is it here! Did you get it!”
“Get what?” Sunny muttered 
He snatched the data pad from her hand scrolling through the checked boxes.
“Hey!” She exclaimed, “What are you-”
“Ah ha!”
He began laughing and giggling maniacally running over to a line of already checked boxes hopping up and down in place and rubbing his hands together.
The three aliens exchanged a glance.
Sunny sighed, “What did you do.”
The man waved a hand at her as one of the cargo workers opened a box for him, “What did I do? What did I do? I will tell you what I did. I just made this ship officially the most awesome ship in the fleet. “
“And how exactly did you do that?”
“I thought we were already the most awesome ship in the fleet?” 
The commander was seconds from squealing with delight as the man cracked open the crate and let the sides fall to the deck.
There were a few boxes in there, but the commander didn’t seem to care about most of them grabbing a single box from the pile and hauling it onto the floor where he could get a better look, “Gah, its heavy, that’s good.”
Krill frowned, “I’m not going to like this, am I?”
The commander continued to grin, “Nope, you're gonna hate it, and that’s how I know it’s going to be great.”
Krill sighed.
Sunny stepped forward as the man frantically ripped open the box, like a man possessed. 
The crate opened and the man was now laughing maniacally, “Yes! Yes! Yes!”
Krill and the others wandered over glancing down into the box.
Conn sighed, a sound he had programmed into his gloves.
Sunny tilted her head, “What is it.”
The human reached inside grabbed a thick, pamphlet with one hand and tossed it out of the way.
Krill was forced to duck to the side as the book when flying past his head and skidded across the floor.
He glanced over and saw the words.
JETPACK OPERATIONS MANUAL 
“NO! Oh no! no! No! No!.”
“Yes in every way!” The commander said tearing into the foam packaging that held the unit inside.
When he finally pulled it out, he grunted with its weight and sat back on the cold metal floor cradling it against his knees to get a better look, “Ah, just look at it! Look at it! Ahhhhh! Best day ever!”
“No, you send that right back to where it came from!” Krill was saying, “I have a hard enough time getting you to keep your feet on the ground. I will not let you do this stupid, reckless-”
Sunny picked the manual off the ground, “Adam Don’t you think you should read the instructions first.”
The human was standing now and had the jetpack propped on the side of a crate threading his arms through the upper harness.” What part of ‘I can fly anything’ don’t you get.”
“So you’ve flown one before?’
“No, but how hard can it be.”
Krill shook his head, “Commander you will not be flying that, not unless you have full body protection, and that means a HELMET as well.”
Sunny crossed her arms, “I have to agree with the doctor this time.”
He glanced over at them and wilted slightly, “Ok, Ok yes mom let me go get my knee and elbow pads.”
“Full body armor or no deal.”
He groaned but sighed, “Fine!” Whining under his breath the whole way out of the room
Sunny and Krill exchanged a loo, “Should we just hide it?”
Conn floated down to sit on one of the crates, “I kind of want to see him break his neck.”
Sunny glowered over at Conn but the freaky alien just grinned at her his large black eyes menacing against his milky white skin.
She flipped the manual open, “Someone at least better read this before he gets himself hurt.”
“You think hed care to know how it worked before he tries it.”
“Adam may love science fiction, but that doesn't make him a scientist. I’ve seen him struggle to put a pen back together after taking it apart. “Sunny muttered walking over to the jetpack to set it up before the commander came back.
She almost thought about just not setting it up He wouldn’t get off the ground without reading the manual, but he had been so excited that she hardly had the heart to ruin this for him.
He returned a good thirty minute later wearing a space suit helmet tucked under one arm.
“You know what, this was a good idea Krill.”
“It was, so you finally saw the logic of-”
“Because I just realized, if we paint this rig up, I can look like buzz lightyear. Think about it a little green purple and white and I can be a space ranger. It will be the most epic cosplay you have ever seen.
“You wasted company funds on a jetpack?” “Nope my money. However if I can find a reason to requisition some, you better bet that I will, Now hand it over.”
“Helmet first.” Krill said sternly.
The man rolled his eyes, “Ok fine.” 
He slid the helmet on and it locked into place, “So many possibilities guys! I could be Iron man! Or a mandalorian!”
Sunny crossed her lower set of arms over her chest while using the other two to read the manual, “I seem to recall that the first time Iron man tried to use his, he ended up slamming into a wall.”
The Commander folded the straps on the jetpack into their place, instead using a different mechanism to attach the jetpack to the back of the space suit.
A few of the marines walked into the room, along with doctor katie.
“Yo is that a jetpack!” Called one of the marines.
“You bet your ass it is.” He turned in a circle, do you guys like?”
“Damn!”
Someone whistled.
“Don’t encourage him.” Krill snarled.
The marines stepped back.
“Yeah yeah, whatever, ok let’s get this party started.” The commander marched towards the door, and the rest of the group struggled to keep up.
Dr Katie nervously fell into step beside Krill, “he’s going to get urt isn’t he.”
“Yeah…. Bring a stretcher and a C-collar would you.” He muttered
Dr. Katie nodded and ran off.
Commander Vir stepped out onto the ramp, “Ok…. now…. Uh…. how do I get it to work?”
Sunny raised an eyebrow form behind the manual, “So now you need my help. I am not entirely sure I want to tell you how to use it.”
“You don't tell me I will just look up a video.”
She sighed, “It should have connected when you attached it to your suit. You can choose to use the hand controls on your gloves. So first-”
“Oh, sweet.”
He pressed one of the glove controls, and there was a sharp clicking sound as the jet pack wings clicked open locking into place, “Oh HELL YEAH!”
“Adam calm down.”
“What does this button do?”
“Adam-”
There was a sharp whir and whine as the engine started up.
“Oh yeah!”
“Ok we are done. If you can’t slow down and listen to the instructions, than we are going to have to confiscate that.” Sunny reached forward intending to grab him, but he danced away.
“So If that was open, and that was start, than this must be up.” 
“ADAM!” 
Sunny lunged forward just as the human’s thumb triggered the throttle. She dived right past where he had been standing, and the human rocketed up into the air feet and arms flailing.
“Shit! Adam!”
“Katie, get the medical team down here now.”
The bright streak of light passed out of light that was the engine continued to steadily rocket upwards, and for a moment it seemed as if he would at least be fine. That was until he figured out the controls and suddenly started to spin and turn wildly his body thrown back and forth like a ragdoll.
“Shit, shit, shit.” 
Conn was laughing behind her
She turned on him, “Shut up and help.”
Conn waved a hand, “he’s fine. He’s having the time of his life.”
Sunny turned back to look up, watching as the bright spot turned arched upwards and began plummeting towards the ground.
He was growing bigger and bigger in their vision.
“Any second now.” Conn said 
Sunny’s eyes widened in horror.
“He’ll figure out how to pull up, any moment now.” They could see individual limbs again.
“Yep any moment now.”
The assembled humans began to scream, and at the last moment he flung himself sideways parallel to the ground. He shot past them, and for a second sunny thought she could hear screaming though the sound of the engine was a roar.
 He was heading straight towards a loading crane.
He was about to hit it when he threw himself sideways spinning in the air his wing almost clipping an armored vehicle.
He was thrown up and sideways his arms pinwheeling as he arched in a parabola over the landing field.
All the humans had stopped to stare upwards at the spectacle, a few had their phones out.
Sunny ran out trying to see where he had gone.
Dr. Katie rushed out onto the ramp with the medical team close behind, “What the ever loving fuck!” She exclaimed, “Why did you let him do that!”
“I didn’t think he would be that stupid!” Sunny yelled back
The bright white spot did another arch and then spun and then did a loop.
Conn floated forward, “He thinks he’s got the hang of it…. Though…. I have some serious questions about his ability to slow down….’
The group of them stared skyward as he continued to roll tumbled and do loops.
“I am going to kill him.” Sunny snarled
“If he doesnt kill himself.” Kril sighed.
Sunny glowered at him, “Because you seem so concerned.”
“Didn't you hear I am in a constant state of panic, like the hulk is with anger, but…. Lame.”
The little white dot arched towards the ground.
“Oh shit, here it comes.” Conn said covering his face -- not that it would help.
Sunny tired to look away watching as the light dimmed, slowed.
She glanced up watching as Commander Vir descended from the sky his hands held out awkwardly to either side like a tightrope walker one foot down and one foot slightly up.
He was about ten feet above the ground, when he cut the engine.
Sunny yelled in surprise, the rest of the group jumped forward.
He landed fine, at first, then he stumbled forward arms flailing, tripped and plowed face first into the concrete.
Sunny and the group ran forward to where he was lying on the pavement.
“Adam, Adam are you ok!”
It was then --to sunny’s great annoyance-- that she heard the human laughing.
He rolled over onto his side and pulled off his helmet, which had small scratches across the paint of the face. He was sweaty, red in the face, but grinning like an idiot, “Holy shit, did you see that, that was awesome.”
“You could have died!”
“Yeah yeah, sure whatever, but also did you SEE that!”
Sunny felt a surge of anger flare up in her chest, “THAT IS IT!” she reached over and slammed her finger against the release button for the jetpack.”
“Hey!”
It fell away, and she shoved it into the arms of a marine, “Hide this somewhere, or throw it away, I don’t care.” 
“Wait, Sunny, but I.” She grabbed him angrily by the hand and hauled him to his feet marching across the tarmac with him stumbling behind her. He turned back to look towards the jetpack pulling against her.
In frustration she turned bent down and tipped him over one shoulder pinning his legs with her two right arms.
“Sunny! Hey! What are you doing!”
“I am sick and tired of your shit, Adam.” She marched up the ramp as the rest of the humans looked on either bemused or amused.
“Seriously sunny!”
He tried to struggle, but she only adjusted his weight.
“You aren’t leaving your quarters for a week!”
“You’re grounding me!”
“Literally” She snarled.
“You aren’t my mother.”
“Oh yeah, but I can call her.”
His eyes narrowed, ‘You wouldn’t dare.”
“Don’t think I won’t.”
His face went pale, “look sunny, we can talk about this. You don't have to call her. Come on you know me. I knew exactly what I was doing. Remember. Pilot. I fly stuff all the time.”
“You almost died.”
“Almost being the key term.”
She snarled feet slamming against the deck and she pushed through the cargo bay and out the doors her anger heard for minutes after they were out of sight.
The rest of the humans had a good laugh over the whole thing, though Krill was not impressed, and neither was dr. Katie.
Humans were immensely stupid, stupid and reckless. They had no sense of self preservation, and some of them seemed hell bent on dying early though they never seemed to manage it. Unfortunately for Sunny, she had handed the jetpack to Ramirez, who definitely planned on buying one for himself, and, as Adam’s human friend, planned on keeping it for him until he returned.
Maybe taking it out for a spin while he was away.
Because humans are stupid like that. 
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guckies ¡ 4 years ago
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Quotes from Tommyinnit’s 23 dec stream bc I keep track Bitch now featuring 3/4 of sleep bois inc
These are all Tommy unless said otherwise
But these are all....
“I’m back to streaming and I need to become a terrorist” ....
“No one ever talks about the good diseases, I have those.”
“I’m on a diet”
“I’m living the life all I’m missing is hot ladies.”
“I don’t die you do bitch.”
“I’ve got steroids of the mind. My mind is powerful”
“It’s like a community center except it’s less of a community and more of well shit” (this one is a bit wrong)
“Look at this I look like a bit of a hacker”
“AHHH WOMAN AHHHHH”
“FUCK RUN FROM THE LADY SHE CAN NEVEr SEE ME”
“Specifically woman not because I’m scared of them”
“Ah I’m being mauled” *walks away from his computer*
“What does a 2 look like”
“Sometimes I forget how awesome I am”
“We have to build an ah fuck why”
“Why is terrorism much harder than I thought it’d be” (bit wrong again bc man speaks to fast)
“This is more mind terrorism so it isn’t that bad”
“Ummm.... I guess I have a way with words”
“I had a really good way of saying things to people while I had a poo but I forgot it”
“Slash claw what do you mean this makes me a furry”
“Operation zoo eee mama *disappointment”
“What is this about the comfort streamers ? I want my streams to be so uncomfortable”
“I want people to watch my streams and die”
“I want to be the confrontation streamer”
“Intimate and destroy”?
“I’m part of the streets now, I see a man and I slash they throats”
“The death of hundreds of innocent men, except they aren’t innocent because they are men”
“Operation slash claw innit”
“ I kill doctors when I see them”
“It’s been pretty shady they got rhinos” -Ponk “WHaT?!?!” - Tommy
“What’s up Betty you’ve got beautiful green eyes”
“Hi meat moth”
“I AM NOT INVISIBLE TO WOMEN”
“What would wilbur say”
“No I’m not afraid of anything” [minutes after screaming bc Niki saw him in dreamsmp]
“Cool text faces.... oh that is terrible”
“What is the vegan teacher?”
“Phil can I joke about vegans and vegetarians?”“Yeah sure why not”- Philza
“If my role models get I high then I should get high”
“Any GeorgeNotFound viewer cannot say my streamer can see colours”
“I’ve never been gaslighted. I am the lighter.”
“You’re just an middle aged man from Newcastle.”
“I did the math. I am the math boy” (thought he was a man but okay?)
“Phil I’ve been to Harvard”
“I was the one I was the one from the video. I was the professor”
“I do not clean things. They clean themselves or they die.”
“I was there with him while he was writing the thesis” - Wilbur
“You always divide or times by 2 depending on your mood”
“Okay ask me a question but divid by two don’t say it faster just lessen it”
“It is tropical..... you’ve just changed my perspective”
“IM FROM FUCKING HARVARD WILBUR AM I EVER GOING TO BE WRONG”
“I make more then you do in a minute��
“That’s what all men say”....
“Back in my day you could say”
“Worlds changing”(something else mans talked to fast again lol)
“When I was on speedrun.com”
“Illumination... ah yes the minions”
“If lin Manuel Miranda don’t sing it I don’t want to hear it”
“I’m just not down with the kids”
“I grew up”
“Cant hear you over hayloft”- Wilbur
“Cant hear you over the current trend”- Tommy
“Why am I the eldest here”
“My daddy’s got a gun chat” - Philza
“Website different and shit”
“*hums the able sisters*”
“Gun time for daddy” - Philza
“It’s an incredible compliment”
Bitch chose your words wisely. Cause now I’m just keep track of your words.
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