#not complaining just wondering 💙 so cute

[thesingingrevolution]

wait i just posted and immediately realized it’s unclear. left and right refer to the pic order not the wrist or anything 😭 this spent hours in the drafts and i did not realize 💀

[cutielando]

Hi!! I just found your account and love it! I was wondering if I could request either a Charles or Max imagine where the reader is a well known voice actor?

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A NEW KILLER IN TCSM AND LEAKED VOICE TRANSCRIPT?!!

SHE LOOKS SO CUTE!!! I CAN’T WAIT FOR HER TO RELEASE SO I CAN GO CRAZY!!!!!

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Apparently her ability is made to lure victims into a state of false security until another one of the family members strikes? I wonder how well that could execute in game without it being so op?? Honestly seems like a very interesting concept from the voice transcripts she seems to be a big crybaby which honestly who doesn’t love crybaby murders? I’m definitely not gonna complain!

(Dolly’s Leaked Voice Transcripts)

/To make it easier to read I’ll color code her responses!/

Interacting with the family (Dolly Hart)

Dolly Sees Sissy

“(crying) I can’t do this, I can’t.”

“Awh sugar, what's with those tears? Ain’t you having fun?”

“(crying continues) No.”

“Nancy is really startin’ ta get on my nerves.”

“Pay no mind to the old woman Doll, she's just a bit upset that her boy is payin' more attention to you than he is her.”

“I’ll try.”

“I-I’m really not supposed to be talkin to ya.”

“Did Johnny tell ya that sugar? Don’t listen to him..I’m always here if ya wanna have girl-on-girl talk!”

“S-sounds like fun! But let’s keep this secret please.”

“Of course sugar, whatever ya say. (laughter)”

“(crying) It’s everywhere, they’re everywhere.”

“Come on Dolly, smile! I know you aint used to this but it gets easier over time I promise!”

“That’s what I’m afraid of.”

“(crying)”

“(fake crying) Is this makin ya feel better? (small laughter)”

“(crying elevates) NO!”

“You haven’t seen Johnny have ya?”

“Sweety with all due respect how do ya put up with the bastard?”

“Oh well, he’s real sweet to me when he wants ta be even when he gets mad I know he means well.”

“(laughter) Well good luck you sure got yer hands full.”

Dolly Sees Drayton/Cook

“Where are they, damnit.”

“Hey you! Doll or whatever go roun' back and check on those damn gates. Make sure they're nice an' secure understood?”

“Y-yes sir! I’ll g-get right on that!”

“(crying)”

“Quite that damn cryin’ before I give ya somethin’ ta cry about ya here girl?!”

“(crying) O-okay.”

“An' quit just noddin' at everything I tell ya dammit! Like some damn beaten ol' mutt, I swear there isn't any normal person roun' here. (annoyed grumbling)”

“Umm D-Drayton, not to be a bother but who’s this girl Johnny seems to be so fond of?"

“That damn girl is the soul reason we're in this mess! If that boy woulda jus' stop bringin' all of them girls to the property, we wouldn't be chasin' roun' stupid kids!”

"T-There are more of em?”

“Drayton you really gotta show me some of your recipes, yer cookins real good!"

“Quit tryna butter me up, and focus on actually gettin' the job done instead of havin' everyone finish it for ya!”

“Yes sir. (disappointed sigh)”

“Y’know that recipe ya showed me last time?”

"(annoyed sigh) Yes Dolly, I remember."

“Could ya show me again? I umm forgot what goes in the sauce.”

"Jus' ta stop yer yamerin' I’ll show ya again once we kill all these damn vermin okay?”

“Okay!”

Dolly Sees Johnny

“(crying)”

“I really do love it when you cry, Dollface. (laughter)”

“(slighty aggitated) Johnny who’s this girl everyon' sayin' yer so fond of?"

“Awh c’mon Doll, yer not jealous now are ya? You know yer always gonna be enough for me, Dollface.”

"R-really?!”

“(crying) Johnny, I wanna go back home."

"You think I wanna be here all day chasin' these vermin'?"

"(crying) N-no I jus-"

"(tuts and taunting) Awh, cmon' Dollface quit poutin' already an' help us out with that little act of yours.”

“(screams of distress) Help me! Get it off! Get it off!”

“What's the matter, Doll, can't handle a bit of blood? (laughter)”

"(hums "Look At Your Love" Sissy's song)"

“You ain't talking to that hippie now are ya darlin?"

“(stops humming and in panic) N-no! I would never!”

"(sadistic tone) You know I'll find out if you are."

“(small cries) Johnny, you love me, right? You promised you wouldn't leave me, right?"

“Nancy tellin' ya shit again? (annoyed sigh) Don't worry, Doll, I'll handle her. You just keep yer distance.”

"Okay."

“Johnny! C-can I stick with ya for a bit? I don’t w-wanna be alo-"

“(frustrated sigh) Dolly Baby, why don’t you go and smash some heads in, instead of hoverin' all over me like a damn dog and let me finally breathe!”

"(crying) I-I’m sorry."

“(crying) There’s so much blood."

“Bloody and a Crybaby, darlin' you really are for me! (laughter)”

"I-I am?”

“I can’t knock 'em down right with this no matter what, they just keep runnin'!

“What not likin' the mallet? Try smashin' harder, so that way you can get the job done much faster. Now isn't that an idea, sweet thing?"

"Ah! O-Okay I’ll make ya proud!”

"(laughter) I’m sure you will.”

Dolly Sees Nancy

"(crying then gasp of realization) Shit, not her."

“Of course yer crying. What else would you be doing? Yknow, I can't wait till my Johnny finally gets bored of ya."

“(sniffs) Johnny cares about me more than anything in the world I know he does, right?”

"Just like all the others, you ain't nothing special. (laughter)”

“Nancy.”

“Heard you and Johnny tusslin' trouble in paradise, Doll? (laughter)

"(verge of tears) Please not now."

"Oh girl, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. once he's done with you, I'll make sure to take care of you myself.”

"Johnny doesn't want me talkin' to ya leave me alone."

“Stilk fallin' for his act, huh? Johnny may like ya, but does he actually love ya? (laughter)”

“Nancy have you seen any of em kids around?"

“Of course, you’d let one get away! (frustrated grumbling) Well? Go get 'em I ain’t helpin' ya!”

Dolly Sees Nubbins/Hitchhiker

"Nubbins, do ya have any idea why Nancy is so I don't know mean all the time."

“I d-don't get why that old lady’s all mean t-to you! Y-yer pretty, and nice a-a-and she's just a m-mean o-ol hag that's what!”

“(sniffs) That’s real sweet of ya Nubsie.”

“(crying) Why can’t they just die."

“W-Why you al-always cryin' for? Don't you ever get a headache from all that w-whining?”

"(crying dies down) O-oh umm yeah b-but I’ve gotten used to it by now.”

"Sissy says I should use more accessories as a way to get Johnny to notice, but I'm not sure what?"

“I think a nice b-bone bracelet would l-look real nice on you! I c-can make you one if you want! (laughter)”

“(gasp) R-really?! I would love that, thank ya, Nubsie. I really do appreciate it. I can’t wait to see it!”

“(crying)"

“Yknow the o-only reason they pick on ya is because y-yer to nice gr-grow some b-backbone o-once in a-awhile!”

Dolly Sees Bubba

“Heya Care Bear!"

"(affection grunting)"

"Woah n-now! Don't get so close swingin' yer chainsaw aroun it could hurt someone.”

“(crying) I don’t think I can do this by myself, Bubs. I really don’t wanna hurt em.”

"(very concerned grunting)"

“Yer lookin' real s-scary with that blood all smeared."

"(very concerned grunting)

"Don’t worry I’ll help ya clean yer mask once this is all over.”

“Heya Bubs, how's the huntin' goin' for ya?"

"(happy/affection grunting)"

"(laughter) I'm glad yer havin' some fun."

“If I find one of em you’ll be the first to know!”

"(comforted grunting)"

Dolly Sees Hands

“Wow Johnny wasn’t kiddin' y-you really are an intimidatin man.”

“I heard a lot bout yer hunts with Johnny, ya mind teachin' me a thing or two? (nervous laughter)”

"Not much of a talker, huh?"

“(crying) I-I can’t do th-this alone."

"(silence)"

"(sniff) Ya min' given me a hand? (laughs lightly)”

"(small laughter)"

“Hands! Glad I caught ya when I did. You wanna try this new recipe I’m workin on for Johnny it's with h-hum- well meat."

"(grunts in affirmation)"

"I’ll t-take that as a yes”

“(screaming in terror) Oh! (laughs lighty) it's just you."

"(grunts in affirmation)"

"Ah, silent, but deadly I’ll have to learn from that.”

Match Start Intro

“H-how did they escape?! God, this needs to end quickly.”

“Of course, the cat plays with their food and the mice find a way to run wild. I really don’t wanna hurt em.”

“(crying) W-why couldn’t they have just stayed in the damned basement and die! Ya’ll kids better die this time.”

“Don’t worry Johnny I’ll make ya proud. I hope.”

Idle

“(crying) I never wanted to do this yknow but you gave me no choice I have to kill ya now!”

“Sissy was right it really does get easier the more I do this.”

“(laughter with tears) I really am a terrible person.”

“This is gettin' old! Come out already!”

“I can’t do anything right. (crying) Hell! I can’t even kill someone right!”

“What was it that Sissy said to me once? Laugh and smile and everything will get easier. (Manic Laughter) Yeah, no.”

“Go ahead, lil bunnies. The big bad wolf is gonna find ya soon enough.”

Feed Grandpa

“Don’t bite me, Don’t bite me, Don’t bite me!”

“Open wide, don’t choke now.”

“(crying) Please, let this work Johnny’s countin' on me…”

Find Hidden Victim

“(screams in excitement) I actually found one!”

“(crying) like a dog I’ll always fetch!”

“Run.”

“(crying) You're all real bad at hidin’ no wonder they always find ya.”

“You think yer hidin will do ya any good (laughter) then yall are dumber than you look!”

“(crying) Don’t hide without me! Make some room!”

Hit Enemy

“GRAH! Just stand still will ya!”

“(crying) Can’t ya see I’m tryin' to help! Just let me take away yer sufferin' already!”

“(crying) This is hurting me more than its hurtin ya.”

“Cry all ya want! (crying) It won’t change anythin!”

“(crying and laughter) Yall are making this way too easy. I feel real bad for ya.”

“Trust me, it's better if I’m the one who kills ya!”

Dolly See Blood Trail

“Looks fresh, your close ain’t ya.”

“(crying) You poor things I’m so sorry you havta suffer like this, I’ll help ya don’t worry”

“So much blood.”

“The more blood yall lose the easier it will be when he finds ya!”

“Well looky here a little red road!”

“(crying) This will be yalls demise.”

See Enemy First

“Run rabbit. (crying) Run!”

“Oh c'mon now, don’t just run off without me!”

“Just a few smacks to yer pretty lil skull will do the trick trust me!”

“(crying) I can see you.”

“I ain’t gonna bite ya! I promise.”

See Enemy Sub

“Johnny’s gonna be real pleased once I tell him how I found ya’ll!”

“It’s over. You better start runnin'. (crying) Right now!”

“Found ya!”

“(crying) Don’t even try runnin' it’s useless now.”

Encounter Start

“(crying and struggling) Let go of me!”

“(laughing with tears) well, looky here! Cmon, kill me! Yknow ya wanna!”

“Don't you dare, touch what's his!”

“Try me! I dare ya!”

“(crying) I just wanted y’all to die. Is that too much to ask?! Huh?!”

Exit Interaction

“AH! This could’ve ended badly. Good thing I caught it before any of em really did run off.”

“God this is frustratin’ just stay on dammit!”

“No wonder I didn’t hear no vroom an’ boom!”

Lose Enemy First

“Dammit, dammit, dammit! Johnny’s gonna be so mad!”

“No! This isn’t how it’s supposed to go!”

“Gah! (crying) The hunt just started, and I already messed up! Shit!”

“(crying) Johnny, trust me, this isn’t my fault.”

Lose Enemy Sub

“Run all ya want I’ll find ya! I hope.”

“Go ahead, run from fate!”

“(crying) No, please! Let this end! For the both of us.”

“(crying) Come back! Please I’m beggin' ya, please!”

Lose Enemy Long

“Yall were already dead the very moment you set foot on this place.”

“(crying) The more yall struggle the more painful this is gonna be!”

“I know yer here come on out! This is pointless. Please just go away.”

“I was like the rest of y'all once I too ran from death, but look at me now head over heels for him. I’d do anythin’ for my Johnny.”

See Family Member

“Keep yer eyes peeled they're here, somewhere”

“(crying) O-Oh! I didn’t see ya there. I’ll be quiet now.”

“I-I need yer help, please?”

See Trapped Victim

“Like a bug, disgusting.”

“(crying) That looks like it hurts! Here let me help!”

“I told ya, didn’t I? We’d find ya one way or the other, dead or alive.”

“Go ahead! Struggle, easier for me ta kill ya this way.”

“(crying) Please understand this is really for the best.”

“I-I need ya to stop movin yer makin' it harder to aim.”

See Victim Escape

“No, no, no, no, no! (cries and screams in frustration) What am I gonna do!? What am I gonna do?!”

“No wait! Please don't go! Please! Let me free you!”

“Bleed, bleed out, and die for all I care (crying) I tried helpin’ ya but yer too stubborn to care!”

“They got away, shit! (crying) I really am useless. What’s Johnny gonna do with me now if I can’t even finish the job! N-no, he wouldn’t do anything like that. Would he?”

“(crying) Johnny. I need Johnny!”

Use Ability Blocked

“They ain’t nearby yet. Gotta wait for the right time.”

“I don’t see anyone here.”

“Can’t deal with crowds. Gotta wait till they scatter.”

“No one is here to help.”

Use Ability

“Help! Help me! Please?!”

“No please don’t hurt me! Please someone help!”

“We gotta run! We gotta hide!”

“Y-yer not one of 'em are ya thank god! (crying)”

“(crying) Please, don’t leave me alone. I’m scared!”

“(crying) We’re not safe here! Please, we have to go!”

Use Ability Success

“I’ll take us somewhere safe! I promise.”

“(crying) I’m so glad you stayed. I was so scared, please don’t leave me.”

“(crying) I was stuck here for so long. I’m glad yer here to protect me.”

“You got so much blood on ya, I’ll clean ya right up once we're out of here!”

“We’re gonna be safe again, I just know it.”

Execution

“(crying) I’m sorry! You gave me no choice!”

“(crying) Blood, blood so much blood!”

“Why won’t you stop twitchin'!?”

“(crying) I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry!”

Isn't she so cool! I need to know more of her lore, honestly. Can't wait for them to talk about her next stream if they even do.

(I hope ya like my oc!!!)

[headcanonenthusiast]

Alex Keller x chubby reader headcanons

Guess who's back with a 3rd Alex post in 3 days? These headcanons will be entirely SFW, focusing on a chubbier, gender-neutral reader, because Lord do we need more headcanons on this man, especially with chubby readers 🥲

Just a quick reminder that y'all are beautiful, no matter your weight 💙

Enjoy! 

-Ik I mentioned this in my NSFW Alex headcanons, but that one (obviously) was more sexual. But, he will still force you in front of a mirror, even in a non-sexual context, arms hugging you from behind while he whispers in your ear about how beautiful/handsome you are. 

-His fingers trail on each and every stretch-mark, observing them with pure delight. 

-And if you dare to complain about them, he's shutting that right down. 

-"What do you mean you don't like 'em? They make you look like a tiger, and everyone loves tigers." 

-"Yeah, but tigers aren't chubby." 

-"They can be. And when they are, they're extra cute." 

-Probably proceeds to show you this pic as well

-Your belly has become his personal pillow. 

-Its also almost like a stress ball to him, too. He'll softly knead at it like dough when y'all are cuddling, pressing kisses to the skin and tickling you with his facial hair. 

-When he gets home from a particularly long deployment, all he wants to do is just bury his face in your belly and forget about life for a while. 

-Will also ask for pictures of your tummy while he's away. Tells you how much he can't wait to come home and cuddle with you. 

-"That belly is the perfect pillow for me, baby. Can't wait to get home and fall asleep on you ❤"

-Absolutely doesn't take anyone shaming you for your body. He probably gets more pissed than you do, but he isn't super confrontational. As much as he'd like to knock the person out, he doesn't, and just leads you away instead.

-If those harsh words get to you, he'll drag you back to the mirror and gently ask you to tell him the specific things you don't like about your body. Then, he'll caress and compliment whatever you point out.

-"What do you mean your thighs are too big? They're literally the softest things in the world. You're nothing short of a warm, cozy pillow, baby. My pillow." 

-Also has an obsession with your thighs. Please let him kiss and squeeze them, he'll probably never be happy again if you don't. 

-Can't stop touching your stomach. He's also obsessed with that. 

-He'll make you feel like the most beautiful/handsome person in the world just with his words, which are always sincere.

-"Hope you know that you've got the best smile, baby doll." 

-If you're at a stage in your life where you actually want to lose weight, he hopes you do it for yourself and noone else.

-Always reassures you that he'll love you no matter what you look like. 

-"I don't care what you look like, baby. You'll look amazing no matter what you do." 

-Will actually help you work-out if you wanna try it. Always there to encourage you and honestly just sees it as more time spent with his wonderful partner.

-Also, he'll only be wearing a thin white shirt and gray shorts while exercising. Do with that what you will 🤭

-Goes clothes shopping with you a lot. 

-If you find clothes that you really like but they don't fit, he'll rub your shoulder comfortingly while searching the racks for another size.

-And if the store barely has anything that fits you? He's fuming about it on the way home and then tries to see if he can get you something customized to fit you. 

-Enjoys bathing with you just so he has an excuse to touch at and clean your body. Rubs soap all over your tummy and makes sure it's all nice and clean so he can fall asleep on it later. 

-Picks you up constantly and grins when it makes you giggle. 

-Once when you were especially sleepy and he made breakfast, he simply just scooped you up, carried you to the dining table and grabbed you a plate. You were definitely 100% awake after that. 

-His lap is always avaliable for you to sit on. 

-Sometimes pouts when you don't sit on it and looks at you with the saddest eyes until you do. 

-"Aw, is my lap not comfy enough for you, dolly?" 

-And if you insist you'll crush him, he looks at you like you have 5 heads. 

-"Thats the craziest thing I've ever heard. Come on, love. Get your pretty/handsome ass over here."

-Pats his thigh when he wants you on his lap, too. His arms immediately wrap around you when you sit on him, giving you a hug so tight it takes your breath away for a sec. 

-Never allows a negative word about yourself fall from your mouth.

-"Don't say that, baby. It's not true. Not at all." 

-"I wish it wasn't so hard for you to see yourself from my perspective. You're amazing, sweetheart. Always have been and always will be." 

-Would absolutely be a wonderful partner overall, no matter your body type or background. Alex genuinely couldn't care less about what you looked like, and would totally throw compliments at you so much you'd get flustered. 

Let's gooo another one done! I'm sure y'all can probably tell that I'm chubbier myself, and as such I'm here to provide for my fellow chubby readers out there with content on this wonderful man 🙏

Feel free to leave requests on who I should do next!

[trashogram]

Since it’s kinktober, would you mind doing a mini(or long I definitely wouldn’t complain) part2 to Apples to Apples. I love that fic so much i didn’t know i needed naga lucifer until you did it 💙

Kinktober Day Twenty-Three — Shapeshifting/Naga

Warnings: F!Reader, Double Penetration, Sex with Naga!Husband Who is Also The Devil, Outdoor Sex

(Can be read as a sequel to this fic or on its own)

You’d been dreaming of these pearlescent scales since the first time you’d seen them, felt them beneath your bare skin, but those dreams couldn’t compare to the real thing.

Lucifer’s tongue flicked over your nipple before he mouthed your breasts in full, elongated fangs digging lightly into you. You watched his eyelids flutter as he groaned, enjoying himself as you rubbed yourself up and down the place where his flesh met snake skin. The texture difference was unearthly, an odd but pleasant sensation against your pussy that sent a curl of heat through your body.

You rested a hand over your husband’s head, lovingly carding your fingers through his hair.

“Are you ready?”

Lucifer looked up at you drunkenly when he finally opened his eyes again, and it was far too cute for you to not giggle at. The way he reduced you to a cotton-candy headed nymph with just an expression or a touch was obscene in its own way.

The enormous platinum tail coiled beneath you undulated. Lucifer was so large in this form that the two of you were at eye level with the arching boughs and branches of the trees around you, and you wondered if the height contributed to how lightheaded you felt. Excitement had you shivering, working your heart until it was the only thing holding you down as you felt your husband’s slit start to open.

“You’re sure?” He slurred as you lowered yourself.

You caressed the opening, watching as your monstrous King’s two cocks emerged from within. They jerked as soon as your fingertips danced over one, already slick and shiny red. Delicious.

You felt both in your hands, with Lucifer keeping you upright with the help of his tail and shaking claws wrapped around your shoulders.

“I am.” You looked up, trying to inject adoration and sincerity into what you knew was a look of pure desperation. “I’ve been preparing, honey. I need both.”

Lucifer hissed, air sucked between his long fangs. He almost looked pained, but the throb of both of his cocks as you stroked them was grand as it was telling.

You lowered a little more, head following to nuzzle and kiss them. They were already smooth and wet, but a little more attention couldn’t hurt. For a little while, you became lost in it — wrapping your lips around the head of both and sucking curiously as if you were enjoying a popsicle.

Lucifer moaned as if he were dying. “If you keep doing that, I’ll — !”

Pulling off quickly, you lifted yourself up and reached for him.

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” You said with shiny lips. “I got distracted, baby. Hold on.”

You twisted around, momentarily struck by how alike the moment was to when you’d been honeymooning. However this time, the agenda for the evening was less frisky for the sake of it and little more… full.

Lucifer rested his face in your shoulder as you began to work his cocks inside. Taking both had seemed like a daunting but worthwhile goal when he’d first taken this snake form, and you’d wanted to achieve it ever since the first time. Your husband had been flustered but encouraging when you asked that he help you get ready.

In his most used form, the one you’d been familiar with from the start, Lucifer was definitely not lacking. But the gargantuan snake he could shift into wasn’t comparable to a human(ish) cock. You had “practiced” with a line up of toys, dildos that varied in size and shape, and by the time you’d gotten to the one that was most like the Naga’s unique members, vibrator mode had been taken out of the equation.

You sighed in bliss as your already swollen, sopping cunt stretched around the dual cocks. Your pussy expressed gratitude in spurts of sticky wetness seeping onto Lucifer as you continued to take him.

Lucifer writhed while you sank down further and further, cries and whimpers torn out of his mouth.

“Ahh,” You squeezed around him, rocking back and forth on the tight fit. “You’re still big!”

All your husband could do was sob as your ass slapped against his ivory scales. Your walls contracted around him weakly, overwhelmed by the sheer size and girth. You jolted when you attempted to ride Lucifer in earnest, only to find yourself unable to move.

A laugh of disbelief burbled from your throat. “Ahaha, fuck Lou. You’re still big and I can’t get up!”

[buddieisgoingcanon2024]

Good morning 😊 I love your confidence and I agree!!! I love seeing Tiktok fans pointing out moments and saying "Wow they have been planning this for 6 years". Buddie feels like the most obvious plot twist with how long they have been dropping breadcrumbs. The comments on the livestream, Abby saying Buck has moved on and then it cuts to him talking with Eddie about Chris, Buck accidentally thinking Maddie called Eddie cute instead of Chimney, etc. :D Like a good twist it makes the show so rewatchable or just fun if you already know.

I wonder if when one of them realizes it will be treated like a big reveal with flashbacks or if it will be something simple and sweet like Jake seeing Amy complain about a typo in the crossword and then he just knows. It's so exciting how many ways this could go 🤗💙

First of all, thanks for the complement. I am so confident in Buddie you have no idea.

Second of all I love all of your thoughts on how BUDDIE could be the best twist in the story ever. Even if just for the GA, bc the fandom already knows…

[shadowspromise]

Ok so this is my first time requesting something so I was wondering if you can do dabi being the dark and emotionalism type infront of the whole LOV but when’s he’s with you he’s like a golden retriever?

I live for this type of Dabi.

In front of the league, he’s always making snarky remarks, throwing random insults and leaning against walls like it’s his job. He’s always finding something to complain about and everyone truly thinks he’s kind of an asshole. They’re a little scared of him, too. His presence is just so menacing. His eyes are piercing sharp, nobody dares to make eye contact with him for too long. If Dabi’s preoccupied with something, nobody is bothering him. It’s even worse when he’s creeping in the shadows of the league’s base for no apparent reason, scaring the hell out of anyone that walks by.

In front of the league, he’s Dabi.

But in front of you…

He’s Touya.

When that door shuts and it’s just the two of you alone, it’s like a switch is flipped. Suddenly he’s kissing you all over and tossing you onto the bed so he can jump on you. He’ll throw plushies at you. He’ll quite literally whine if he isn’t getting as many cuddles as he wants.

He makes cute pouty faces.

He plays with your hair, and lets you play with his.

He kinda wiggles his hips when you compliment him, as if he’s wagging an imaginary tail.

He’s so damn cute, and he wants you to be the only person to enjoy his cuteness. 💙

[gunilslaugh]

hi!! i just saw the “xdh with a shorter s/o” post and i was wondering if you could do one but with a taller s/o??🩷🩷

Hello :) Here's your request 💙

All members { /\ _ /\ }

Summary: How Xdinary Heroes are with a tall girlfriend. (idol/non-idol au)

WC:953

Warning:none 

photo not mine credits to owner.

Gunil

At first he’s a bit shocked by your height, but he quickly falls in love with it. You’re his tall beauty. He developed this cute habit of resting his head on your shoulder. He loves taking up the whole couch when you two cuddle. His preferred position is facing one another, his arms around your waist,a hand running up and down your back, your face either tucked under his shin or in the space between his shoulder and neck, and finally your legs tangled together. In public he walks proudly with his arm linked with yours. Almost as if he’s showing you off. If your tall height contributes to you having any back pain he’s more than ready to give you a back massage. Kissing your nose is one of his favorite things. If you’re about the same height as him and your nose is just right there he can’t resist the urge to lean forward and kiss it. 

Jungsu

Somehow he never really noticed how tall you were until one day you were standing in front of him and he realized that you were practically eye to eye with him. He wonders how he didn’t notice sooner. He likes to stare at your eyes. He gets so shy if you catch him staring though. He’ll cough and act like he was looking at something else. He becomes mindful when he’s sitting across from you at a table because he knows that your longer legs need room too. When walking together he subconsciously matches his strides with yours, his hand usually finding its way to yours too. He likes to be the small spoon sometimes. He never finds the courage to say it outloud, but when he feels you wrap an arm around his waist and nuzzle into his back he can’t help but melt against you. Basking in the warmth of you holding him. 

Gaon/Jiseok

He calls you a beanstalk (lovingly). However if you make fun of him for not being a beanstalk his attitude changes really quick. Muttering how it’s not his fault he didn’t grow more. Usually has no problems with your height, but sometimes a bit of insecurity does get to him. Resulting in him wearing insoles in his shoes. He gets over it pretty quickly though and is even able to laugh about it. He likes to be the small spoon and has no shame in saying it. When laying in bed he won’t hesitate to grab your arms and wrap them around himself. Or he will simply come up to you and flop himself on your chest. He will get whiny if you try to push him away. He likes to playfully knock his head against yours. You could be sitting next to each other then you feel the slight conk of Jiseok’s head hitting yours. 

O.de/Seungmin

He likes your height. He’ll use it to his advantage. If he is hanging up a poster in his room and needs a little extra help he definitely calls you to either help hold or pin the poster. He doesn’t mind if you wear heels or any other shoe that makes you taller. 

“Oh wait, I think I should change my shoes,” you say. 

“Why?” Seungmin asks. 

“Cause I’m taller than you if I wear these.” You lifted your hand to the top of your head then guided over the top of Seungmin’s head.

“So what? I don’t care if you’re taller than me. Let’s go.” He takes your hand in his. When you two are out and about, his arm is almost always wrapped around your waist. Still prefers to be the one to hold you when cuddling, but if he wakes up with your arms around him he’s not going to complain.

Junhan/Hyeongjun

He didn’t realize how tall you were till he was looking at a photo of you two together and saw the lack of height difference. It makes him pay attention the next time he is standing next to you and sure enough you two are shoulder to shoulder. When you two are out and he’s feeling tired he will lean against you for support. A small smile tugging his lips as your hand finds his or you lovingly rub his arm. He also likes to link your guys’s pinkies together when you’re out. He thinks it’s cute, but also a subtle way to show his affection towards you.He likes to lay on your chest and listen to your heart beat, it soothes him. He’ll only feel insecure about the lack of height difference between the two of you if someone else points it out. He might need some reassurance that it’s not a weird or bad thing. 

Jooyeon

Calls you giraffe or long legs (again lovingly). Tends to call you a baby giraffe if you do something clumsy. “You’re like a baby giraffe. Have all that leg, but don’t know what to do with it.” He will act like he isn’t bothered if you wear shoes that make yourself taller than him, but he secretly is. He wants you to wear what you want, but can’t help feeling a little self conscious himself. He likes to be cuddled by you, but will insist on being the one to cuddle you. He feels content having your frame wrapped up in his arms. Will hold on to you like a koala. His arms around your waist and his legs thrown around yours. His head resting against the back of your neck. In public he rests his hands on your waist or hips. A sign that you are his. He likes to give you eskimo kisses, rubbing his nose against yours.

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[ticklish-n-stuff]

Featherary day 17: Kisses

Back with some poly KaiMeiLuka to celebrate Kaito's anni 💙 (rip Gakupo, again)

One day I'll write Gakupo, just not today- lmao

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Kaito x Meiko x Luka (romantic) wxs

Lee: Kaito

Lers: Meiko, Luka

Warnings: Tickles!

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Kaito was currently at the wonder stage, making sure that everything was set for their next show when suddenly...

"Happy anniversary, Kaito!~" Meiko and Luka yelled in unison from behind him, almost giving the troupe leader a heart attack.

"You two need to stop sneaking up on me like that" he tried to sound serious but couldn't help the smile that stretched across his face. "But thank you".

"You've been working all day Kaito, why not take a break with us!~" Meiko cheered out with Luka nodding in agreement.

"I'd love to but I have to make sure everything is perfect for our show later today".

Both girls frowned at that statement.

"Aww, c'mon! Just for a bit?" Meiko did her best puppy eyes but Kaito only chuckled and gave her a headpat.

"Sorry, but work comes first".

"Lukaaaa, Kaito won't listen to me!" Meiko pouted like a toddler over to her girlfriend.

"Well, we can't have that~" Luka took Kaito's hand and softly led him down the stairs of the wonder stage for him to sit down on. They sat on either side of him, effectively keeping him trapped.

"Umm... guys?" he asked as a nervous smile started to creep unto his face.

"Since you won't take a break willingly, we'll just have to force you~" Meiko said with a teasy grin on her face as she playfully walked her fingers up the troupe leader's side.

Kaito's face instantly flushed all shades of pink imaginable at the touch. He'd try to squirm away, but Luka's hands were waiting for him on the other side.

"Mmhm! We can't let our dear troupe leader get overworked, especially on his special day~" Luka had an innocent smile on her face, but Kaito could notice the 'sinister' intention behind it. She gave his hip a soft but firm squeeze, causing the blue haired vocaloid to yelp and jump up like a startled cat. His embarrassment only grew at the silly sounds he made with each calculated touch from his girlfriends.

"B-but I hahave work to dohoho...!" he whined out through his cute giggles. Not that he minded though, he didn't even attempt to stop them.

"Did you hear that, Luka-chan? Kaito is being stubborn again!" Meiko complained lightheartedly.

"Oh no! Guess there's only one thing that we can do~".

Both of them wore teasy grins on their faces. Once Kaito noticed the change on atmosphere did he realize he was screwed "W-wahait! Not thaHAHAT!" Kaito screeched in ticklish glee as his girlfriends started peppering soft, tickly kisses all along his cheeks and neck.

"Hehe~ Works every time~" Luka started placing soft, 'lil raspberries all over his exposed neck, leaving poor Kaito a squealing mess.

"NAHAHA! T-THAHAT'S EVEN WOHOHORSE!" his cheeks looked like they could erupt at any moment from how red they were.

"Your cheeks look like two, big apples~" Meiko teased as she playfully nibbled on the red cheek, making Kaito snort out of surprise.

"WAH-! M-MY CHEEKS AREN'T EHEHEDIBLE!".

The girls chuckled at his reactions, enjoying every single laugh and shriek they managed to get out of him.

After tormenting their silly boyfriend for a while, they decided to relent for a moment.

"So, still gonna be stubborn?~" asked Meiko with a smug grin on her face. When they didn't get a response, they noticed that Kaito was all curled up on their laps fast asleep. Soft, peaceful snores escaping his lips every so often.

"Oh... looks like we tired him out~" Luka smiled down fondly at him as she softly stroked his hair.

"Sleep well, birthday boy~" Meiko placed a gentle kiss on his forehead as the gals let him get his well-deserved rest.

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[mermmarie]

My Mutant Mayhem review if anyone is curious, lol... (Non spoilers part)

Saw Mutant Mayhem twice now and will be seeing it a third time (because the 2nd showing was fucked up unfortunately, and I got my tickets refunded) and it's a good movie! My overall rating would probably be an 8/10. (:

Visually it's amazing. It's 'sketchbook' style of animation was perfect for the world and their goal to keep this version of TMNT on brand with the Teenaged aspect.

The humor was great too. Laughed a lot. I really don't think any jokes missed. And the soundtrack was mwah! 😚👌💖 Chef kiss!

The only reason why I give it an 8/10 instead of 10/10 is because I do think that the movie falls a little short in the second half of the film. But I would definitely still recommend going to see it for yourself!!

Explanations and spoilers below the cut! You have been warned!!

I think my main problem with the 2nd half of the film is the TCRI/ 'Milking' bit. I just think it was a little too much for them film in the sense of it seemed crowded/out of place? Like... I think that it would've fit better in the 2nd film. I get that they wanted a scene where Splinter saved the boys from danger but TCRI/Cynthia Utrom seemed so irrelevant to the plot at this point, I think it would've worked better if Splinter saved the boys from Superfly and the other mutants, and the led into the scene of the final act over everyone vs Superfly and then saving New York.

Buuut... I suppose they wouldn't have the solution of the retro-mutagen to defeat Super Duperfly without the TCRI/Milking scene. So, hmm... 🤔

That's another thing I don't think they touched on well enough, because I didn't realize that the retro-mutagen was a thing until the 2nd viewing. I missed where they said it turns mutants back into their regular animal forms the first time watching it (apparently it was at the very beginning of the film), so it really confused me when it seemingly came out of nowhere and became the solution for the film. (Also seems like a very powerful mechanic to put into the world this early into the franchise assuming that the show will pick up after the movie but, I guess they'll work around it somehow. 🤷🏾‍♀️)

Two other criticisms then I'm done complaining.

1: The movie doesn't really play into Donatello's main character trait/trope of being a 'genius/inventor' at all... Typically, I'm all for bending/re-inventing the traditions, but being the genius of the group is really Donnie's thing. It seems the film only goes with the geek aspect, which was fine and fun. Just a little disappointing that they didn't touch on my boys' intelligence really. Yes, he does come up with the majority of the groups' plans, but they weren't anything too profound in my opinion. Like... Leo probably could've come up with them on his own if he thought on them a little harder. Nothing that screamed 'that's genius' to me personally.

2: Them removing their masks at the end of the film. It's SACRILEGE!! 😭 Okay I know I'm being a little dramatic with this lol, and I understand that it was the films way of saying 'they're normal' and they don't need them now that they're going to school but first of all... It's not just about them being ninjas... I've always viewed their masks as an extension of themselves. Part of their personal identities. It's a defining trait for them, like hair is for most humans. Second, they look like frogs without them. Not bad!! But they literally look like the Punk Frogs that exist in the universe!! So, it was just a little sad and weird to see them go without them.

It makes me wonder if they will be maskless for the beginning period of the show or not....

Okay now for the bits I loved about the film!

The No Diggity crime fighting montage was my FAVORITE part of the film. 😭💖 I seriously cannot wait to watch that a million times and over when the movie comes out on dvd/streaming.

Leo's crush on April is REAL!! And it was so cute!! 🥺💙💛 The introduction of it was practically an exact play-by-play of 2012 Apriltello, but the film did not make it annoying. XD (Now if that will hold up for the show, who knows? 👀)

Raph's excited-aggression was great. Despite the joke of him having a 'rage problem' I don't really see this Raph as angry? To me it just seemed like he had a lot of energy and he liked to expel it in destructive ways, and it was really fun! Leo and Donnie are my favorite turtles of this iteration, but in terms of the film itself, I think Raphael shines the best.

The Found Family plot was a pleasant surprise! Was not expecting the other mutants to become allies and end up living with them! That was really cool and sweet! (Wingnut was my favorite and Leatherhead of course~💖)

Another pleasant surprise was the humans ACTUALLY accepting them and the turtles integrating in the public so quickly! Did not expect that at all. It will be super interesting to see a TMNT series start off with that!

I really loved Donatello's voice in this! All the VA's did a fantastic job but Micah Abbey blew it out of the water imo. I know a lot of people were not into his voice when the first trailer was revealed, but I think it fits this iteration of Donatello perfectly!

Speaking of VA's... Ice Cube as Superfly was really fun. He didn't put on a voice, but he delivered his lines so smoothly it worked.

Aaand, that's about it... I'm probably forgetting stuff but overall, it was a really good film and I'm excited for the show to come! (:

Anyways! Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!

[khaleesiofalicante]

As a parent, I would have been so fucking angry at Max, (my parents would have probably stop talking to me for a while lol) but as a mavid stan first, THAT WAS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL 😭😭

Rafael escaping through the window of the fire escape I'd so valid of him!! And the foreshadowing omg

“You think it was stupid of me to blow up my savings for David?” Max asked with an amused chuckle. “I’ll blow anything up for him. The world whole. Even myself. That’s how much I love him.” Even Alec needs to admit that was romantic.... You can't complain you are cheezy-er than him!!!

Max opened the door and came in with an even wider grin. “Honey! I’m home!”

David let out a laugh and covered his mouth. Max giggled at that and kissed his boyfriend. Magnus shook his head fondly.

The domestic love in here IS EVERYTHING TO ME OMG WHY ARE THEY SO IN LOVE🥺🥺

And he remembered his favorite breakfast from then on!!!!💙🥺

It was almost like a game. Magnus almost wanted to see just how angry Alec could get.

It was kind of addictive. No wonder Max had made a hobby of this growing up.

Ok, these two need help...

The only time Alec needed to win, he lost. umm, excuse me wtf???

Tag yourself, I'm Magnus when I get into a fight, because I hate when someone screams and thinks it can solve things😎

I love how at first we saw the initial reaction of everyone to the show and how angry and hurt they were. But now that time has passed, they all realized it was necessary. It was necessary to tell the whole story. To process everything that happened and let the world know it wasn't what they saw.

Thank you!!!

And you are so right! I love reading (and writing) this stuff but if anyone in my life tries to pull this shit on me, I swear to god.

My child: I spent all your hard-earned money without your permission and bought a house for my cute boyfriend who i met only 1.5 years ago :)

My partner: hey so imma go to Paris and pretend to be someone's boyfriend :)

Me:

My partner: I'm going to write a TV show about our entire life and tell people EVERYTHING about you

[jewbeloved]

Heyyy!! Just stumbled across your blog and I LOVE your headcanons sm!

Can I request Kyle, Craig, and Tweek headcanons with a SO who is shy and polite, but in private, they are REALLY affectionate?

Thank you, darling!/p <3

Kyle, Craig, and Tweek with a shy and polite s/o💖🌺🌺🌺

warnings: None

Gender: Neutral

💚 Kyle Broflovski 🌳

He is honestly a bit surprised when you start becoming very affectionate towards him after being out in public.

He is always protective over you, so him seeing this side of you is rewarding to be honest-

You're always shy around everybody and including him too.

But anyways, you're drowning the poor boy with your affection 😭💖💖💖💖

How did you went from being so shy to being so affectionate and confident instead of in public????

He's literally so confused, but at the same time he's not complaining.

You can make him so flustered in secs by holding him in your arms while peppering his face with kisses.

Oop- Cartman walked in on yall...

"Gross why are you cuddling with a jew Y/n, you know they have cooties"

"Shut the hell up Cartman!!!"

Kyle kicks Cartman out so you both can continue with cuddling💚💚💚💚💚💚

💙 Craig Tucker 💛

I don't think he will be that surprised when you start being really clingy and affectionate towards him, but like Kyle he's not complaining either lol.

He honestly finds it pretty adorable tbh.

He is also not that bothered If you were always so shy around him, he accepts who you are and wouldn't change a bit about you.

He might be a little surprised when you hug him really tight in your arms.

He wouldn't show it but he's definitely flustered on the inside.

Boy sometimes when you both are cuddling, Stripe somehow gets out of his cage and might sleep in-between you both.

Craig does find it absolutely cute when Stripe does that, but at the same time he will put Stripe back in his cage because you or Craig might accidentally squish him.

Can and will flip off anybody who gives you weird looks <3💙💛💙💛💙💛💙

💛 Tweek Tweak 🌈

Some people wonder how you both got together to be honest-

Like Craig, Tweek also doesn't mind your shyness either since he can also be shy himself sometimes.

But unlike Craig and Kyle, he would be very shock and surprised when you grabbed him into your embrace out of a sudden.

Don't worry, it only took him a couple of secs to realize what you're doing before melting into your arms.

He's like being the little spoon most of the time, but he won't mind being the big spoon though but he rarely ever does.

If you are being picked on, expect Tweek to show up and 'accidentally' spill his coffee on the bully or he will just straight up deck them in the face.

He gets really flustered every time you show affection towards him.

Shy couple goals💛💛💛💛💛💛

Sorry If this isn't what you wanted😓😓

[holdontwstistakingovermymind]

Hi! Hope you're doing ok, and I wanted you to know that I absolutely love your writing! You said your request are open and I wonder if it would be to much trouble to do a poly!MC x Dorm leaders headcannons? If not, it's ok, mostly just wanted you to know that you are amazing and I am grateful you made this blog!

Thank you my dear for the ask! I'm so excited for the first ask on this blog, no less from an account I regonize!! Also, thank you for the kind words 💙

Some of these characters I'm not completely comfortable writing yet, so please bear with me. But if anyone has any poly! Twst recommendations, send them my way!

There is so much competition it's not even funny.

(^If you're just in a relationship with the dorm leaders, it's some what manageable. However, if you add the vice dorm heads, and everyone else, it's so much worse. I won't get into all that though. We might be here forever.)

Everyone is always trying to one up the other, often times dragging their dorms into their mess to compete via academics, sport, and whatever else the love stricken men can think of.

Leona is especially bad at involving his dorm in his little displays of superiority. Ruggie can't complain though. He finds it fun to watch all the dorm leaders fumble and over-exert themselves in attempts to impress you.

Well, not everyone. Kalim is possibly one of the only dorm heads not to actually compete with the mindset that he has something to prove.

^Sure he likes showing off but he's fairly content to just go with the flow.

Idia's stance is a little similar. He doesn't much care for all the song and dance that comes with these loud displays. Butttttt it would be lying to say he doesn't enjoy beating everyone in areas he has more skill.

On another note, Riddles need for rules and Vil's entitlement cause clashes a lot. The queens usually get along fine otherwise.

Azul has a tendency to try and bargin with everyone, often using you as some sort of pawn. Contract or not, it's just a habit the merman has a hard time shaking.

^Sometimes this starts fights, other times Leona is seriously considering whether he's willing to trade your date night for that grilled cheese.

Entering one another's dorms is just common practice now. There's hardly any announcement.

(^Afterall, if there were any sort of formal address, Leona would definitely cause a scene whe Kalim comes to steal you for a party during your nap sessions and Vil wouldn't get to have his hissy-fits when he sees you and Idia staying up all night)

Everyone remembers to invite Malleus to even the most mundane gatherings simply because you have committed to going on strike when he's not invited to things.

Kalim thinks this relationship means he can throw parties with all the dorm leaders. He is Idia's worst nightmare.

Riddle has nearly had a fight with every single dorm leader for not respecting his schedualing. Azul is probably the only one who hasn't faced the real weight of his wrath, but that's mostly because he himself has a busy schedule.

Vil loves to post about you online in the like "Instagram couple" way. Idia also loves to post about you, but his "look at my human, they just ran into a pole, aren't they cute?" style conflicts with the queen's.

^Thank goodness they do not use the same platforms.

Azul might use their posts to pit one against the other. He's not saying he will for sure, but it's just a backup plan incase someone gets too cocky.

Some of the leaders give you little gifts occasionally. Others have no problem stealing/disposing of these gifts.

(^Leona, Vil, and Malleus specifically have no care for other's tokens of affection. Leona usually goes for food, Vil throws out things he deems unseemly, and Malleus honestly... it's hard to say.)

Idia rarely sleeps over at the Ramshackle Dorm but when he does there's really no sleep. There is lots of trash though lmao.

No personal space whatsoever.

^Riddle might be the only one who doesn't invade your privacy/space on the regular but even he has his moments.

Crowley has had to resort to disciplinary measures often.

Azul sometimes is able to work out deals so no one is punished too hard, but he fully expects your praise.

Also you better love physical affection because at least four of these men are in constant need.

(^Kalim and Leona are both physically affectionate, Riddle and Azul are touch starved.)

Hey, despite their faults, you love them. What you don't love is waking up to Lilia hanging over your damn bed.

[seungfl0wer]

Hello! I was wondering if I could request 15, 20 and 24 with fluff Jeongin? Thanx so much!

Thank you for requesting! I thought this was a super cute idea for Innie💙 I hope you enjoy!

Prompts: 15 “Will you.. Go out with me?”20 “It’s so cold” 24 “I’m not blushing”

Jeongin x Reader (GN) Fluff

*Thought you’d never ask*

-💙

Jeongin had texted you earlier asking if you wanted to go with him for a walk. He seems to always text you so late to do things but it was easier for him so you never complain. You two have been friends for however long now. You remembered the first time he came into your shop, you ended up talking all night until you got off and he walked you home. Now you two were honestly inseparable. Always hanging out, making memories and just loving each others company.

You met up with him at your normal spot, you parked your car and almost instantly there was a smack at your door. You jumped honking the horn by accident which in turn scared jeongin himself. You both started laughing opening the door “you’re such an ass” you said slapping him playfully. “Hey you scared me too” he teased before giving you a hug.

“How was your day?” He asked you as you both started walking down the trail. “Long” you said with a sigh “but honestly better now.” You smiled “good, hey by the way I have a spot i found I wanna show you” he said with a soft smile. You nodded excited to see what he had found this time, he always finds such pretty spots and you knew this one was probably just as gorgeous.

You two walked down the way talking a bit but mostly just enjoying each other’s company. That’s one thing you loved. You didn’t have to talk all the time silence wasn’t weird for either of you. It just felt comfy being with one another.

As you walked the wind started to pick up a bit, it felt good at first but quickly made you shiver. You did bring a coat but with someone scaring you, you forgot all about it. “Damn It’s cold, I thought it was supposed to stay warm” you say rubbing your arms trying to warm yourself up. He gave you a soft smile before taking off his jacket placing it over your shoulders. You were caught off guard a bit, I mean sure he’s giving you his jacket before but normally he resists at first. Made your heart melt a bit. Quickly that turned into a puddle as he wrapped an arm around your waist. “Stay close to me you’ll stay warm.” He said smiling at the ground not wanting to make eye contact.

His face was a bit red from this, and he knew it. “Are you blushing?” You asked giggling a bit “What? No!” He said turning his head away. “You are!” You teased “hey hey I don’t wanna hear it as soon as I gave you my jacket your face was a tomato.” He defended.

You both laughed a bit. Jeongin was never super into any kinda skin ship but lately he has becomes “clingy.” With that being said his next mood took you by surprise. He took your hand into his interlocking your fingers together before he led you down a different path. Your heart felt like it was beating out of its chest. He always could make your heart flutter at such ease.

He brought you down to a little pond with a bench. It had the prettiest flowers all around, the smell of them was so sweet. Your eyes were in awe at seeing this small spot of paradise. You could hear the frogs talking the night away as the crickets chimed in. The trees covered around the lake letting only a small peek of the moon. You were taking everything in before Jeongin snaps his fingers “hello? Earth to y/n”

You looked at him with a wide smile “Innie this place is so pretty!” In return made him smile just as wide he was really happy that you liked the spot. “Thought you’d like it” he said bring you over to the bench by the water. “You need a drink at all?” He asked grabbing into his backpack. You nodded, he handed you a water pulling another one out for himself.

You both sat there for a few Jeongin placing his arm around you, you laying your head on his shoulder. You looked up at him his mind seemed to be turning like he was focused on something. He looked handsome the way the moon hit him, it looked like the stars were dancing in his eyes. “I can feel you staring” he said before looking down at you. And there it went again your heart. The butterflies pounding in your chest wanting to be set free.

“Sorry I can’t help it, you look really cute” you said softly almost not wanting him to hear it. His face sprinkled with red at hearing your compliment. You smiled eyes just staring into each other’s, his body seemed to move at its own accord. Before you knew it his hand was cupping you cheek he placed a soft kiss to your lips. Both of your eyes shut hearts fluttering the feeling of warmth washing over. It felt almost perfect like it was something meant to be.

He pulled away ever so slightly “I hope that was ok” he said staring into your eyes. “It was perfect” you said eyes fluttering. He smiled his heart felt like it was gonna pop out and smack him. He leaned closer placing another kiss to your lips this time more passionate. It was as if he was testing the waters with the first one and now he felt more comfortable. When you both pulled away finally you two looked liked lobsters. Faces beaming red. He took your hand into his again, he looked at his face looked a bit confused?

“Y/n.. I wanted to ask you for the longest time.. would.. would you go out with me?” He said trailing off. Your eyes were almost teary you pulled him into a big hug before whispering in his ear “I thought you’d never ask.” You said pushing your face into his chest. You both were So happy, more than that you both have had feeling for each other for awhile. Finally you could call him all yours.

💙If requests are open feel free to send one💙

[stormblessed95]

While Anons Are On

So it has a been a long time since I've had anons on. My inbox is very quickly overwhelmed once again. Lol I'm going to leave them on since I've deprived yall of that for so long, but just be patient with me as for when I get to answer some of them. Idk how long they will stay on, but yall will get a 24 hour warning before they go off again. Promise. But since it has been awhile, and so many new people are here, I just wanted to take a moment to let yall know the best way to get me to post your ask and honestly, which ones will be deleted without consideration.

1) I don't care about tkkrs. I'll accept the occasional ask about them and/or rant. I'll be happy to correct misinformation or help you find the original unedited content vs the ones they share. But I don't care about them. This is not a tkkr blog. I'm not here to talk about tkkrs. You want to share a cute moment and gush about how much jikook love each other? Great. Please do so without also adding an addition about how screwed up tkkrs are. We ALL know. I don't like talking about them, let's just focus on how wonderful the members are together. STOP sending me asks complaining about tkkrs please. Report them. Block them. Share links to have others report them. Move on. Stop giving them so much of your attention and stop trying to give them mine please.

2) Don't send me things or ask about things that are a clear and direct breach of jikooks or any members privacy. I won't post it. You shouldn't be doing so either. Report anyone who does and leave them alone.

3) My opinions are my own, if you don't like them, don't follow me. It's very simple. I don't need your exit speech on your way out the door

4) I have a masterlist. It has a lot of things on it. At least glance at it before you send in an ask. Especially if it's a controversial topic or theory. It's likely I've answered it before and have stated I won't talk about said topic again. Please respect that.

5) I have no time or patience for anyone's homophobia in any sense of the word. I take great offense and I will block you. 💗💜💙

6) Im more than happy and thrilled to talk about any other duo or ship in BTS. I love them all. But please don't send me asks wanting me to compare the ships about why one is better than the other. They aren't. Idc what other shippers do or say on their blogs. I'm not here to tell you why jikook are inherently more romantic than anyone else. I'd be more than happy to tell you that jikook ARE Romantic and why I think so. Do you notice the difference in types of posts though? Hope that makes sense.

7) If you send me a taekook moment or a yoonmin moment or a namkook moment, etc, it's more than okay to just send it to me without needing reassurances of why it doesn't mean anything. It means they are cute. Let them be cute. Let them exist freely. I'm not really here to be your insecurities blocker. I'm here to enjoy BTS as a whole.

And since getting that out of the way. A reminder than I'm here on the this blog as an OT7 BTS fan first and foremost. I'm yoonmin biased second. And I support jikook as a possible queer couple third after all that. So just please keep all this in mind. And know that this is not intended to be shade towards anyone who already sent in asks like the above. I'm sure none of it was sent with bad intentions. You either forgot or are simply new and didn't know. So I don't want to make anyone feel like they did anything wrong. You didn't. This is just a general reminder going forward from now. I'm enjoying reading your asks and talking with you guys 💜💜💜

Love yall!

[wxniesrxse]

Trainee A- “When You Ignore Them” Prank-IMAGINE

Pairing: You X BF TA member

Genre: fluff

Warning: NONE

Tags: message me if you want to be tagged👍

𝐘𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐇

• Just looks at you with a blank face feeling super confused.

• Wonders is he did something wrong to you.

• Back hugs you and ask you what's wrong.

• When you don't answer he lets go of you and goes back to what he was doing.

• Feels sad but won't pressure you to talk.

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𝐋𝐄𝐎

• "tell me Y/n....if I did something wrong just tell me.....I'll apologize...." He tells you as he comes closer to you but you ignore him again and walk away.

• " alright that's how it's gonna be then....I won't pressure you to speak....." he walks away from you angry and worry at the same time.

• Gives you the silent treatment all day.

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𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐖𝐎𝐍

• "Hello~ Baby~...." He sang to you as he hugged you.

• Once you didn't reply he raised his eyebrows at you. "Are you ok?" He caresses your face for you to feel comfortable to talk to him.

• You ignore him and that makes him feel eager to bother you until you talk to him.

• He wasn't successful so he kindly rubbed your shoulder, shows you his sad smile and walks away really really sad.

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𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍

• He looks at you suspiciously because you were ignoring him.

• "Did I do something wrong? Are you mad at me?.....babe tell me what's wrong...."

• Stops on what his doing and walks towards you holding your hands with his. "Hey! Look at me! Why are you not talking to me " he laughs a little thinking you're not being serious.

• Soon he realizes you are been serious.

• Starts to shake until you give him a reaction.

• Man this boy won't you leave alone until you finally laugh at him.

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𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒

•"uhhh.....Y/n is this you? You never ignore me?...." Boy feels so confused.

• Get close to you as he try to feed you some food but you walk away making him complained.

• "Hey!Are you mad at ME because I accidentally ripped your favorite BTS poster?....."

• "YOU WHAT?!!" you were about to attack him and twist his head off. "I was kidding!!! Your poster is save and sound in your drawe- HA! GOT CHU! I made you talk to me" he celebrated his trick.

• You laughed and hit him. "Why!!! My prank failed!"

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𝐉𝐉

• Little JayJay is hella confused. " Why is she mad at me?" He wonders.

• Walks to you and stars poking your cheeks and your sides. "Y/n! Talk to me! Y/n! Y/n! Talk to me I'm bored! Talk to me! Y/n! Y/N!!"

• His really getting on your nerves but you can't loose.

• JJ sighed. "FINE! Imma go talk to my other girlfriends....."

• "YOUR OTHER WHA-" you were about to choke him but suddenly he runs to you, hugs you, and kisses your cheek. "I was kidding!!!" He yelled.

• Yes. Prank failed.

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𝐉𝐈𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐍

• He stay silent as he watch your every move. He felt a little nervous to talk to you since you didn't say anything to him in the morning.

• Wonders is he did anything wrong that made you mad.

• So he tries to remember those memories he spend time with you. "Oh! Must be yesterday that I lost her pink fluffy pen......"

• Jihoon looks at you and walks towards you. "Y/n, im very sorry I lost you pen-"

• Suddenly you run towards him and hugged him. "Ahh! I can't ignore you! You're just too cute to ignore!" You cried.

• Prank failed!

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Thank You For Reading!!