#i need to get hit with a bus

[minorisato]

i love you, a secret between you and me

transformers / ratchlock / wc: 418 / warnings: NSFT, heatfic. this is literally JUST pnp. okay ? okay / notes: this one skips the queue i'm already embarrassed enough i don't need 400 years of anticipation

"Deadlock!" Ratchet shouted, clinging onto the Decepticon. Said Decepticon was pounding into the medic, claws dragging down his back, biting into his shoulder. "Deadlock," Ratchet sobbed, finding himself unable to say anything but the other's name. The assassin's presence was so overwhelming, taking over every sense Ratchet had- all he could see, hear, feel, it was all Deadlock. All he could think about, too, was Deadlock.

"So good," Deadlock groaned, thrusting up into him. Ratchet looked good like this, in the larger's lap, clinging onto him for dear life. "So fucking good, doc." One of his claws punctured the metal of Ratchet's back, drawing energon, and the medic yelped at the feeling. "So pretty. Wanna keep you here, all mine."

"Yours," Ratchet panted, "Deadlock, Deadlock, yours, please-"

"Wanna fill you up," Deadlock whispered back, voice strained, hushed. "Wanna keep you full and dripping, wanna-" he paused, letting out a groan. "Ratchet, I'm not letting you go. I'm not."

"Don't let me go," Ratchet pleaded, definitely delirious to some extent. "Please, keep me, please-"

"Not even after your heat is over," Deadlock let out, growling. Because that was really what started this. Under normal circumstances, Ratchet wouldn't do this with him- being on different sides of the war was enough to assure that. But when Deadlock found him like this, abandoned by his team, dripping, mindless, begging, really seriously begging, the war was the last thing on either of their minds. But Primus, Deadlock didn't want to let him go when it was over, didn't want things to just go back to how they were before.

So he wouldn't. He was already picturing it, a little hideout, just for them. They could be together and Ratchet could be his little conjunx-in-spirit, constantly full of Deadlock's transfluid, constantly dripping, all for him- all for him-

"Deadlock!" Ratchet moaned, tightening his grip on the assassin as his spike thrust in deeper, again, again, again. He let out a broken scream, his valve clamping down around Deadlock, shaking as his overload rolled over him.

Deadlock bit into the Autobot's neck, holding him in a crushing grip as his own overload approached, and he thrust his spike as deep as it could go as it finally hit. He stayed as still as he could, and Ratchet let out an exhausted moan feeling the transfluid fill his forge.

Deadlock kept Ratchet held there as the two came down from their respective highs. Little hideout, him and Ratchet, just like this, everyday.

A mech can dream.

[aromacaque]

i'm gonna run him over with my car does anyone want to join me

[lostandbackagain]

under-appreciated moment in fool's assassin was when bee looks at fitz shortly after the funeral and goes "well,, I have a lot of things to do so I'll be seeing you around i guess"

[lindamccartneysstrap]

unbearably unhappy and lonely and anxious and yet I bear it

[sga-owns-my-soul]

being an adult is all fun and games until i have to take my cat to the vet for urinary inflammation and myself to the dentist for a massive cavity and infection in the same fucking day 🙃🙃🙃

i'm so tired

[janiedean]

if twenty years ago someone told me i’d cry in relief knowing i’m getting a psychiatrist appointment within a week I’d have probably told them to not exaggerate and yet here i am counting the hours until i actually get the damned timing

btw sorry if im mia i’ll catch up asap i really can’t keep up with socials rn

[e77y]

Girl who rear-ended me left me on read for a week after I sent her an estimate and is now claiming she’s not the one who did the damage. Lmao

[phagodyke]

taking an extra half an amfexa before I leave work bc [redacted] (popular artist) is playing my city tn and I'll need it to cope with how awful the traffics gonna be when I'm on the bus 💀

[piplupod]

i cleaned house for like two entire days and was thinking the whole time "wow I don't feel as exhausted as I thought i would, maybe i am okay and normal again!" and here i am having to spend 80% of the day lying down for two or three days afterwards. bro u just had the fatigue centre in ur brain blocked so u could get the cleaning done, it did not mean u were not tired, u just weren't feeling it 😭😭😭

[very-lost-hobbit]

I have covid :(

[sealbee101]

wowww!! wowzerrss!!! its this guiy!!!

redraw of this thang

after the documents of alex revealing he’s a not a cool dude, and in fact a terrible person I am not making any more tmc art/content

please do not reblog any of my old tmc works!! I will also be deleting some as well!!

[clowncarcoll]

you are not better then people who experience delusions wholly shit I feel like crazy

"You're horribly mentally ill and not in the same way that real systems are. Delusional people that can't handle being online get off the internet challeng. Like SERIOUSLY." DO YIU FUCIIBG HEAR YOURSELF. ???????? I am gripping your shoulders.please please think for two seconds how you sound when you compare mental illness like this, like one is inherently worse then rhe other experiencing delusions is not some insult, or like a flaw?????? it's a symptom of A MENTAL ILLESS?

[nowendil]

i should be getting out of bed but i keep thinking about the cursed fact that I'm trapped to be seen either as a man or a woman by the general public for the rest of my baka life

[fizzytoo]

i hate this stupid bitch

[chemicalarospec]

libraries are the best places in the whole wide world!!!

[autumnalhalcyon]

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