#i need to get hit with a bus

[minorisato]

i love you, a secret between you and me

transformers / ratchlock / wc: 418 / warnings: NSFT, heatfic. this is literally JUST pnp. okay ? okay / notes: this one skips the queue i'm already embarrassed enough i don't need 400 years of anticipation

"Deadlock!" Ratchet shouted, clinging onto the Decepticon. Said Decepticon was pounding into the medic, claws dragging down his back, biting into his shoulder. "Deadlock," Ratchet sobbed, finding himself unable to say anything but the other's name. The assassin's presence was so overwhelming, taking over every sense Ratchet had- all he could see, hear, feel, it was all Deadlock. All he could think about, too, was Deadlock.

"So good," Deadlock groaned, thrusting up into him. Ratchet looked good like this, in the larger's lap, clinging onto him for dear life. "So fucking good, doc." One of his claws punctured the metal of Ratchet's back, drawing energon, and the medic yelped at the feeling. "So pretty. Wanna keep you here, all mine."

"Yours," Ratchet panted, "Deadlock, Deadlock, yours, please-"

"Wanna fill you up," Deadlock whispered back, voice strained, hushed. "Wanna keep you full and dripping, wanna-" he paused, letting out a groan. "Ratchet, I'm not letting you go. I'm not."

"Don't let me go," Ratchet pleaded, definitely delirious to some extent. "Please, keep me, please-"

"Not even after your heat is over," Deadlock let out, growling. Because that was really what started this. Under normal circumstances, Ratchet wouldn't do this with him- being on different sides of the war was enough to assure that. But when Deadlock found him like this, abandoned by his team, dripping, mindless, begging, really seriously begging, the war was the last thing on either of their minds. But Primus, Deadlock didn't want to let him go when it was over, didn't want things to just go back to how they were before.

So he wouldn't. He was already picturing it, a little hideout, just for them. They could be together and Ratchet could be his little conjunx-in-spirit, constantly full of Deadlock's transfluid, constantly dripping, all for him- all for him-

"Deadlock!" Ratchet moaned, tightening his grip on the assassin as his spike thrust in deeper, again, again, again. He let out a broken scream, his valve clamping down around Deadlock, shaking as his overload rolled over him.

Deadlock bit into the Autobot's neck, holding him in a crushing grip as his own overload approached, and he thrust his spike as deep as it could go as it finally hit. He stayed as still as he could, and Ratchet let out an exhausted moan feeling the transfluid fill his forge.

Deadlock kept Ratchet held there as the two came down from their respective highs. Little hideout, him and Ratchet, just like this, everyday.

A mech can dream.

[that-hazbin]

Need more fics where Lucifer is a straight up asshole. No one does his assholery justice. Like, he calls Charlie's friends "a bunch of losers." Basically goes on a taunting "I'm right you're wrong" rant on Charlie while her hotel is LITERALLY crumbling around her. When he first shows up, he COMPLETELY ignores the rest of the hotel greeting him and just walks by them to look around and give everything extremely judging looks. He treats them like they're not even there, until Alastor forces him to shift his attention towards him.

There is not a single doubt in my mind that this man is a privileged asshole. He's not the kind of guy who's nice or understanding towards a waiter who's struggling. He's definitely not the kind of person who says "thank you" often.

I think the only people who ever write Lucifer as a dick are people who genuinely HATE Lucifer, and I don't read their fics either because they always go too far with it and depict him as an actual monster, which is... not what I want either.

I just really want a fic where Lucifer actually starts off acting like the dick he is in canon, and then slowly starts to realize how much of a jerk he is as he gets to know the rest of the hotel. Like, him coming to understand that these people have layers to them, and don't really fit into this mold of what he believes sinners to all be like. They're multi-faceted individuals who are capable of and willing to show genuine care and kindness to one another.

Added to this, I really want a fic where like. The rest of the hotel actually outright don't like Lucifer BECAUSE of his entitled attitude. And Lucifer has to get hit in the face with the fact that he's the one at fault here for the way they act towards him. For example; No, Husk is not going to have friendly small talk with you, Lucifer, you literally only ever call him "bartender" and can't be bothered to learn his name.

[saffron-gold-stardust]

Guys. If a character is bisexual. That means they’re bisexual. That means they’re into guys and girls and people other than the just opposite gender (okay nuance but yknow, generally safe to assume). Th. This isn’t “cross is gay”—he’s not, he’s bi—or “cross is a guy liker confirmed” cuz hE WAS ALREADY CONFIRMED TO DO THAT??? Because hes BI???

sorry i am a little defensive can you tell as a bisexual i hear this kind of ignorance/bi erasure a lot. whoops

[itsyourstarboy]

OKAY SO

I’m gonna drop the Streamer!Honey Drawing WIP

Here is my failure ♥️

I thought you all deserved to see this abandoned project

Yes, abandoned. It’s never gonna get done, it’s been like 2 years already...

And unfortunately a lot of these Honey’s are homeless now, cause I took so long to make this everyone deactivated their account 🙃

[aromacaque]

i'm gonna run him over with my car does anyone want to join me

[dirtyoldmanhole]

typing in 'how does a knight take off armor' on youtube with the same energy as a married WASP dude typing in "milf threesome" on redtube

[oldmanpusspuss]

unbearably unhappy and lonely and anxious and yet I bear it

[cryptidjeepers]

everytime someone makes a hatsune miku wrote good omens joke or films themselves taping over neil gaiman's name on their copy of his books i just gotta wonder. what do they think they're doing?? do they think thats helping? do they seriously not want to engage with media if it's now deemed problematic? is this a prufiying ritual to signal to people that you don't support the author while making no real effort to criticize him? do they want to ignore how neil gaiman's background and actions directly affect his writing? do you seriously think you can separate art from the artist. to what? make yourself feel better for reading a book with a rapist's name on it? to prevent yourself from thinking any deeper into the media you like?? fucking grow up

[sga-owns-my-soul]

being an adult is all fun and games until i have to take my cat to the vet for urinary inflammation and myself to the dentist for a massive cavity and infection in the same fucking day 🙃🙃🙃

i'm so tired

[janiedean]

if twenty years ago someone told me i’d cry in relief knowing i’m getting a psychiatrist appointment within a week I’d have probably told them to not exaggerate and yet here i am counting the hours until i actually get the damned timing

btw sorry if im mia i’ll catch up asap i really can’t keep up with socials rn

[e77y]

Girl who rear-ended me left me on read for a week after I sent her an estimate and is now claiming she’s not the one who did the damage. Lmao

[cerealmonster15]

it also occurred to me like yesterday that in my kali/sil fic I’ve been writing I think I like, focused so hard on figuring out characterization and relationship dynamic accuracy and also just fighting for my life with the plot that I believe I neglected to like. Mention silvers sleepy boy situation like,,, at all. Maybe once offhandedly??? Like I didn’t forget it’s a part of him but I think somehow I just forgot to work it into the fic at all when it’s generally a pretty big part of his character 😭😭😭 like maybe it’s bc we’ve been in book 7 and it hasn’t come up in the dream zone (I forget if he mentioned if he’s just not sleepy boy in the dream realms, probably lol) so maybe that’s why I forgot??? But even then I literally went to some of the vignettes to study how he talks with kalim and the sleepies does come up in those examples….. I feel like it’s just something I was like “yeah yeah that’s a given I need to figure out the rest of him rn tho cuz he’s more than just a sleepy guy” so hard that it slipped my mind completely….. I went too hard in the other direction….

[vampmilf]

hold on im still too mad at this one fucking guest to take a nap i need to be a hater for a minute

[phagodyke]

taking an extra half an amfexa before I leave work bc [redacted] (popular artist) is playing my city tn and I'll need it to cope with how awful the traffics gonna be when I'm on the bus 💀

[cowardlycowboys]

February is gonna kick my ass and I'm not ready for it

[ambersky0319]

well i finished most of what i needed to

and now i know what ill need to do in the morning