#i need to cuddle jack and kiss him on the head and tell him he'll be okay

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

✨Lucifer Morningstar NSFW Alphabet✨

Hey hey! Soooooo I saw some people doing the NSFW Alphabet for some of the Hazbin cast so I thought I would toss my hat in the ring! And of course I'll be doing it for the LOML Luci 💖

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

You already know, the King of Hell is the King of aftercare! Your sessions can go on for a while, so more often than not, you're absolutely spent. Luckily, Lucifer is at your beck and call. He'll give you whatever you need; cuddles, a bubble bath, a massage, a snack, and water of course! You're his Queen, after all, he'll sure as hell treat you like one!

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think Lucifer's favorite body parts are his hands. Not for the way they look, but for what they can do. He loves that his hands can roam every inch of your body, make you moan and whimper, make you scream his name, mark you. The fact that they can bring you so much pleasure makes him giddy! It's almost impossible for Lucifer to choose his favorite thing about you because he loves every bit of you! But if you pressed him about it, he would have 2 answers. The first is your lips, because the man is obsessed with kissing you! He'd do it all day if he could! Plus you have the most infectious smile, it warms his heart every time he sees it. The second are your thighs. Look me in the eye and tell me Lucifer is not a thigh man, you can't, it's impossible! Your lap is his favorite place to sit and to rest his head. Of course he LOVES plantings little kisses and hickies on your inner thighs when he's about to eat his favorite meal ;)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This goes without saying, Lucifer could survive on your cum alone if he was so lucky. Man is pussy drunk! He'll coax so many orgasms out of you just so he can get his fill of your juices. It's basically a drug to him. And of course he has no problem tasting his own once he's filled you up, definitely a different taste but one he enjoys nonetheless!

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

It's embarrassing for him, but Lucifer was smitten with you since he first laid eyes on you! He couldn't help but imagine all the things he would do to you and have you to do him if you ever gave him the chance. He mentally smacked himself for seeing you that way in the beginning, but GOD you were just an absolute angel! The amount of times this man jacked off to the thought of you before you were even together is way more than he'll ever admit to. If you accidentally bumped into him or touched his shoulder, rest assured that man was cumming into his hand that night because of it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Lucifer is legitimately older than dirt, and had a wife for 10,000 years, he knows EXACTLY what he's doing! He makes it his personal mission to have you cum multiple times every session! Man invented eating pussy for Christ's sake!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Old school as hell (literally lol), Lucifer loves missionary with you, but it's never boring! Every session with him is intimate and full of passion. He LOVES looking at when when he thrusts into you over and over, the facial expressions and noises you make when he makes love to you makes his heart melt! That being said, he loves any position where he can see your beautiful face, so PLEASE climb on top and ride that man into the next afterlife!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Lucifer is the goofiest man to ever goof! I'd like to think once you two are super comfortable with each other, initiating sex becomes sillier. He would use old timey phrases like "hanky panky" or "horizontal mambo", but most of the time he would say something along the lines of "how's about you and me partake in a little bow- chicka-bow-wow :)"

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has blond hair so his pubes are no different! Lucifer is very well kept and tidy in that area, the minimal hair he has down there stands out a little bit do to his pale white skin, but it's always perfectly trimmed!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Intimacy master, let me tell ya! Lucifer has such a bleeding heart and is a hopeless romantic for sure! He only says the sweetest things to you when you make love. He hardly uses the term "fuck" as he thinks it's a bit too harsh considering how deeply passionate your sessions are. His praises are endless for you; "you're so beautiful", "you look like an angel", "you feel so good"

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I touched on this earlier, but his masturbation sessions definitely lessened when you two started being intimate. Before that, Lucifer would probably masturbate to you AT LEAST once a day before you were a couple. When he started courting you, it got even worse because God forbid he initiate anything with you out of fear of scaring you away! But once you initiated, oh he was putty in your hands! After that, Lucifer gains a lot more self control, but he can't help but jack off to you every once in a while, but he'd much rather it be your hand~

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK!! Did I say praise kink?? Please praise this man when you're with him! Lucifer loves to know that he's doing a good job with you. Absolutely melts when you call him a "good boy". He adores hearing things like "You make me feel so good, Luci", "You're doing so well for me, my darling", "Just like that, sweetheart, just like that."

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His room, of course! His bed is wide enough, for sure! But Lucifer would never restrict himself to just the bedroom. I hope you're ready to defile every flat surface in that mansion of his because he's fucking you in every single room. He has A LOT of rooms~

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. You turn him on. Every move you make, every sway of your hips, every laugh you make, Lucifer is GONE. But of course, teasing this man is a sure fire way to get him going. Wearing a short skirt around him and bending over seemingly innocently or placing a kiss on the pulse of his neck, dude is hard as a rock and you're so gonna get it when you two are alone! Good!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I feel like there isn't a lot that Lucifer wouldn't try at least once if you asked him to! But a big turn off for him is any mention of his ex-wife Lilith during an intimate session. He'd rather not think about her in that way anymore, he still hasn't fully recovered from her absence.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Oh baby, oh buddy, oh pal...you already know what I'm gonna say here! LUCIFER 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 KING 👏🏻 OF 👏🏻 CUNNILINGUS!!! This has already been said a million times but I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! He could live off eating your pussy alone!! Man needs his fill AT LEAST once a day, he absolutely WORSHIPS your pussy! He has a forked tongue and he knows PRECISCELY how to use it! Your womanhood will never know peace when you're with Lucifer Morningstar! Your pleasure always comes first pun completely intended but he'd never turn down a blowjob from you! He always gets so red in the face when he watches you suck him off~

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

You can count on one hand the amount of times Lucifer has been rough with you during sex, because it's extremely rare. He treats you like glass for the most part, always wanting to make the moment last as long as possible. He's VERY sensual when it comes to love making. Oh but when he's close to an orgasm, his pace picks up tenfold, almost too fast for you to register the amount of pleasure you're receiving. Almost~

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are definitely not Lucifer's thing. He views sex as a declaration of love, so to speak, it can't be rushed. However, there have been occasions where your over abundance of teasing caused him to snap and he had to push you onto the nearest surface and take care of you right then and there!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Considering he's the literal King of Hell, Lucifer can take as many risks as he pleases. Who's going to stop him? Although he doesn't like to push it, he'd rather keep your love making sessions private. But, semi public sex is not out of the question, especially when he wants to pound you on the balcony of his mansion where the entire Pride Ring can hear your moans.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Lucifer's stamina is God-like, literally! He's not bound to the same restrictions as mortals so this man can go for literal hours if you let him! Of course you need a lot more breaks than he does and that's perfectly alright with him! But once you're ready to go again, it's off to the races!

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

You would definitely be the one to bring up toys in the bedroom with Lucifer. At first he might feel insecure because he thinks you need toys to help get you off, but that's the furthest thing from the truth! The first thing you bring up is a strap on, and oh my God, he's beet red. THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE PEGGED, DO YOU HEAR ME?? Pound that ass, he will fall even deeper in love with you than he already is!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Lucifer isn't much of a tease himself, that's your department! The worst he'll do is squeeze your ass or place his hand a little too high up your thigh for it to be considered casual touching. His go to move if he's in a frisky mood will be to flash his signature V-shaped fingers over his mouth once he knows no one is watching.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Oh let me tell you something, this man is LOUD. Not in terms of actual words, but his sounds! Lucifer cannot help himself, his moans and pleas and whimpers are so fucking cute, you know for sure that you're doing something right when he mewls at the top of his lungs! It's music to your ears, this man is DESPERATE for you!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I made this headcanon a little bit ago, but I'm a firm believer that Lucifer is really not a fan of doggy style. He's such a romantic that his desire to see your face when you have sex is EXTREMELY strong. Sure you have a great ass that's fun to smack and grab at, but nothing compares looking into your eyes as you both cum.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Oh you know Lucifer is packing! He's not hung like a horse, but he's definitely larger than average, I would probably say around 7.5 -8 inches. Uncut. I will not explain further lol. His dick is slightly on the skinnier side in terms of girth but he knows exactly how to use it to make you scream~

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

When it comes to you, Lucifer's sex drive is through the roof! Sex marathons are not an uncommon practice between the two of you, a few had gone on for days at a time! If he could spent the rest of eternity inside of you, it would not be long enough for him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Lucifer usually falls asleep after you, not just because he has stamina of heavenly proportions, but because he wants to make sure you're taken care of. You tend to crash pretty fast after a long session and he wants to make sure you're cleaned up before you zonk out. Once he knows you're alright, it's cuddle time baby and you know he uses his wings to cover the both of you when you drift off to sleep together.

[koolaidoverwriting]

NORMAL LJ x reader headcanons because the other one is full of secks :(

GENERAL DATING HEADCANONS

CHARACTERS: Laughing Jack, Gender Neutral Reader

Here it is! SFW headcanons for the little guy (he's gigantic). :3

CW: Basically Nothing, Other Than LJ Being Possessive, But He's Just Like That

LAUGHING JACK

If you're in a relationship with Laughing Jack, you're probably accustomed to his crazy antics. LJ has a curious and excitable personality; there's not a single LJ loves more than having fun — other than you, of course.

He likes involving you in his "schemes". Albeit, his schemes involve causing trouble to the mansion people, or the occasional citizen. Sometimes you're pulling pranks together; sometimes it's worse. Either way, LJ makes it fun, and he thinks you're fun.

As expected, you're much smaller than LJ. You'd have to use a step-ladder just to reach his head. But that makes you the perfect height for cuddles. He does poke fun at you for being "short". It's all in good spirit, though, since he finds you adorable. "You are just the sweetest little thing!" he'll exclaim before pulling you into a tight hug.

He's not best with kisses. Getting into the relationship, you'll have to teach him how to kiss correctly. This means having to calm him down because he gets super flustered. Same with pet names. The first time you ever call him "dear" or "love", he blushes like a fool.

Your laugh is just the cutest to LJ. He'll entertain you the best he can, save his best jokes for you, and do anything to make you happy. LJ maybe doesn't know everything about love, but he knows he never wants to lose you! So it's best you stay!

Usually when people cry, LJ looks at them weirdly and tells them to stop immediately. But with you, he's much more caring. He wipes your tears with his sleeve and tries to cheer you up with his silly acts. Or maybe he'll turn your rant session into a comedy routine, telling off the things that upset you in his witty way — but that's only if you let him.

One major thing you'll get out of this relationship is learning new clown-tricks. LJ is loaded with acts and gimmicks he's willing to teach his lovely partner! Once you're trained enough, you bet you two are putting on an entire act for the mansion.

LJ would love to go to an amusement park with you! The fair has always been one of his favourite places, but getting to go with you? Oh, a dream come true. You'll go on all the rides; feed each other snacks; and he'll win you any and all prizes you want!

However, circuses are a whole different thing. LJ will get jealous if you admire clowns that aren't him. So instead of taking you to any circus, he'll just put on a show for you himself! Where he plays every role! Isn't that much better? Come on, you don't need another clown! You have Laughing Jack! He's whimsical and fun, right?! The only clown you'll ever like?!

...

Don't leave him.

!!! if you read this and thought i was doing some yandere stuff, no i am not!!! i'm actually not comfy with the yandere trope. LJ just has a bit of abandonment issues... and he loves the reader lots!

[fakebatmanfan]

Gotham Central Jervis - NSFW Alphabet

TW: NSFW and an extremely brief mention of pregnancy.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jervis is rather unsure of himself in this aspect, as he is in all aspects relating to sex. His first instinct is to ask if you're okay and if he did a good job, God forbidding he accidentally hurt you (which I doubt). Whatever you need, Jervis is more than willing to get it for you. Why wouldn't he? You're so wonderful... and you slept with him!

He'd likely opt for cuddles afterward if it were his choice; him laying in your chest, arms around you as you stroke his hair and whisper his praises. It makes him feel warm and fuzzy inside.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Jervis is very aware he's an unattractive little geek, that said, his self-esteem is relatively alright. He prides himself on his mind, and perhaps his mouth in a sexual context for all the things he can do with it: kissing, sucking, biting, etc... Those teeth must be good for something, no?

As for you? He adores every part of you, but more specifically, he loves your face. You make such beautiful expressions during sex, and all because of him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Jervis prefers to cum inside you (as many Jervi do), saying it feels more natural than anywhere else. If you ask him to, he'll pull out and cum on your stomach or ass instead, though he finds it less satisfying.

He wouldn't cum on your face, feeling it would degrade you.

His cum is quite thin, produced in small spurts. It tastes slightly salty, though he'd never insist you eat or swallow it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Everything concerning this Jervis and sex can be considered a dirty secret. But, being more specific... He gets boners extremely easily.

You smiled at him? Boner. You gave him a kiss? Boner. He's not even a pervert, you just provoke the biological response that makes him hard.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

40 year old virgin! Jervis has very little romantic or sexual experience, meaning he has extremely vague ideas about what to do.

I imagine he's very scientific about it at first in an attempt to mask this. For instance, he might ask "may I penetrate you?" to initiate things.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Jervis' go-to is missionary, but he enjoys the closeness that spooning sex offers.

You may need to guide him if you'd like anything beyond those two. Though, he wouldn't actively oppose any position that involved you two being close and preferably with him on top.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I think if Jervis tried to be goofy during sex, he'd just come off as extremely awkward. He's much better at being loving and tender than he is funny, both in general and in the bedroom.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Jervis' body hair is a couple shades darker than the hair on his head; from sandy blonde to more of a cocoa brown.

He'll trim semi-regularly when in a sexual relationship, just so nothing gets in the way.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Jervis can be very romantic, or at least he tries to be with you. You'll never make love to someone more tender or considerate, I promise.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Jervis never masturbated excessively. Once he has you, he may do it semi-frequently when away from you (e.g. when locked up in Arkham but he's secretive about it).

He prefers to do it to a picture of you. It doesn't have to be a scandalous or particularly showy image, just any old picture that lets him see your loveliness.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Nothing gets Jervis going like praise. Tell him how good he makes you feel. Tell him how sweet and romantic he is. I promise, he'll be putty in your hands.

As mentioned before, he loved to cuddle and be close during sex. He's also fond of making love while sleepy. Not with one of you asleep; just sleepy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

This Jervis is boring as all hell. His go-to is your bed, and he'll get shy about doing it anywhere else even if said place is perfectly private e.g. bedroom floor, sofa, over a table.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just you being you. You're so special to him, not only because you're his first but because you've always been so kind and sweet to him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He'd never hurt you, or do anything that could be considered "sexually obscene". This is keeping in mind that he was fairly close with Mrs. Littleton, a woman who refused to board unmarried couples in her boarding house.

He'd also be hesitant to bottom or have anal sex.

I told you he was boring.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Jervis is rather hesitant in both giving and receiving, though he soon finds he enjoys both.

He loves looking down at you, on your knees, as you suck him off; your gorgeous eyes staring up at him, filled with nothing but love and passion.

He adores the faces you make when he eats you out, as mentioned before. He's almost prideful that his touches cause you such pleasure. While he isn't particularly skilled in this department, he certainly tries for you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual all the way. Even if you're having angry sex, whereof his thrusts may feel a little more forceful, he'd really only be a 5/10 on the pace scale.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Jervis is not fond of quickies, preferring to draw things out in bed with you, where everything is safe and familiar.

If you propose a quickie, he won't object, but he will be rather hesitant.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

The only risk this Jervis is willing to take is the risk of impregnating you, and that said, he always makes sure to practice safe sex.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Going slow as he does, Jervis can typically last one or two rounds. That said, he cums very quickly.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Jervis does not own toys nor use them. If you do, he may become rather jealous of said toy. Why should an object bring you pleasure when he's perfectly capable of doing so?

An aspect he's rather old fashioned about, if I'm being honest.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Jervis cannot tease for the life of him. If you tease him, get extremely hard and melt.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Jervis is relatively quiet; a few grunts and moans here and there. He's more likely to talk to you during sex than make any loud noises; the standard "does this feel alright?", "you look beautiful", that stuff.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Jervis has always been rather intimidated by sex, though this is easily linked to his general inexperience with women. He's always tried to be a gentleman, and frankly is, but he can't deny that pretty, young ladies have always made him rather anxious.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

4 and a half inches, though he's a grower not a shower. Of decent width. As for the rest of him, he's relatively thin, with a little pudge in the tummy and chest.

Not very hairy, but his limbs are sprinkled with light brown hairs and he has a happy trail.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not very high, honestly. Normally, you can expect sex maybe 3 times a week. But, if he's just gotten out of Arkham or hasn't seen you in a while for another reason, expect it every night.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Relatively fast, though not before he makes sure everything's alright with you. The warmth and closeness of sex makes him sleepy.

[jelly-fishie]

Gojo N$FW Alphabet 🩵

WARNING: MDNI PLEASE

A - After care

I feel like Satoru would either be like a mix between tired or superrr affectionate, eg: kisses, getting you food, helping bathe basically all that kind of stuff. On the other hand if hes tired he'll probably just pull you in and cuddle with his head on your nape, muttering how good you were or just random things till you both fall asleep

B - Body part (fav part of you and him)

Gojo loves every last bit of you, but his favourite bit is hands down your Thighs, he loves to leave love bites all over and decorate them with hickeys. He loves to lay on them, hold or squeeze, to feel them when your straddling his face and the way they Tighten on him. He cant get enough of them.

However his favourite part of him is his hands. He knows the effect they have on you, he loves it when you tell him how good they fit, How perfect they are for you. How even regularly you tell him he has beautiful slender hands.

C - C0m3 (anything to do with it)

Gojo is the biggest pervert when it comes to his cum, he is messy with it. Even after a wash you'll still find some place he managed to get it stuck in. In fact hes practically fascinated by it, every chance he gets he will just stare at you filled up with it, hell he'd even eat it out if you let him.

He also love love loves getting it in your pants after a quickie, just so you're walking around with some of him by you.

D - dirty secret

This man has the worlds most sensitive nipples, but he will never admit it you have to find out yourself. In fact you want it finished faster or earlier all you have to do is give them a little fiddle and a bite and he's moaning and cumming more then you.

E - experience (how experienced are they?)

Honestly he isn't as experienced as you'd think. Hes definitely got a few bodies and hookups under his belt but hes so busy being a sorcerer most of his knowledge comes from the p0rn and h3nt41 he watches when he rubs one out. that doesnt mean hes bad though.

F - favourite position

Satoru loves a mating press or missionary, he loves watching the face you make and how you react, he also gets a food view of your tits at the same time so win win, he isn't too particular but anything considered a a bit more extreme requires some convincing. He'll never say no to a good 69 of course.

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Satoru is fairly serious but that doesn’t mean he won’t make sly comments or even joke with you a bit. He adjusts his own “humor” to what you like. He wants you to be comfortable so if you seem to relax more when he jokes around and talks to you a lot while fucking, he’ll do it. But he’s also capable of keeping the talking to a minimum, letting his body do the work while praising you endlessly. Though if one of you fumbles around a bit, he will not hesitate to chuckle. He thinks its really cute so don’t take offense. 

H - Hair (are they well groomed?)

For him the carpets match the drapes and considering how rare it is he likes to show off a little, he keeps himself neat and tidy but never bare really. Unless you make a special request of course.

Oh and he doesn't expect you to do the same, he loves 'exploring the jungle' as he puts it, just try tidy though of course.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Gojo can be sickeningly sweet and romantic during the moment, especially when its like one of your first three times together. He blabbers and praises you about how perfect you are and beautiful, of course he does loves a bit of tongue and cheek in the moment and playful sex is never off the table.

J - Jacking off

honestly his libido is just little higher then average, and if your away or not in the mood he makes it clear hes going to do it. Hes not really too shy about it, he'll clear time out of his day too if he really needs too he just claims it clears his head. It changes how often depending on his schedule and how much he sees you.

bonus: he also doesn't care if you do it or he'll ask to watch but is usually turned down on that one since sometimes you just wanna get it out without all the hassle of actual s3x

K - Kink (one or more)

This man loves to be praised, and loves praising others. Truthfully he loves toys and teasing as well, but he wont really say too much about it unless his partner mentions it. He's probably tried every kind of toy there is, y'know to level up the experience for both you and him.

L- Location and length (where he prefers it, how long it lasts. 2 in 1)

Satoru knows himself and his body well enough to know he will knock out after sex 9/10 times or at least tire you out or make you need a good clean, so he prefers to keep it private in the house,any surface will do but its usually the bed or shower, if your lucky maybe a bathroom when your out. He loves to keep a mental note of where you have done it as well in fact he seems to have made it his mission to fuck you in every part of the house.

He loves to take his time with you so honestly it could last anywhere between 10 minutes and hours with him, it really depends on you.

M - Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly its easier then you think, all it takes is the right bit of touch in the right spot and hes got you in his arms carrying to the nearest fuckable surface. If you really want to go to pound town a cute dress or some frilly lingerie never hurt anybody but your back.

N - No's (thing they would absolutely never do)

He would NEVER force you, in fact if he thinks your too drunk or sleepy he wont even give you a cheeky neck kiss, but if you ask nicely and are sober enough he'll try just about anything once. Another thing he hates is hurting you, he wont slap you hard or anything of the sorts even if you beg. All you'll get is a hair pull or spank on the ass.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Satoru is addicted to you going down on him. This man lives for blow jobs and he is not ashamed to admit that. He also adores going down on you, considering himself very skilled in that aspect. But fuck does he love it when you suck him off. 

P - Pace (are they fast, slow, sensual?)

Honestly it totally depends on the mood and how you like it. He usually adjusts it to the fit the both of you, but this man is naturally rough and fast, but hes just as capable of taking it easy.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Don't get me wrong he'll rarely turn down a chance with you but quickies aren't his favourite, he might be naturally fast and rough but he still loves taking his time with you. he also is immediately knocked out after blowing his load,he gets pussy drunk basically so usually you need to tempt him with sweets or a good coffee.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Like i've said he'll try anything just about once, he isn't afraid to take risk and totally understand the different effects thing have.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he is 1000% a one and done kind of guy, but its never that bad considering how long he can go for. honestly if hes worked up enough the max you can get is 3 rounds, 4 if your lucky maybe. He really only needs one though because once he busts there's so much and hes probably already cuddled up next to you.

T - Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes, in fact you guys have a whole box under the bed or in the drawers. he uses them to enhance the experience instead of letting it do all the work. He’s very partial to the “magic wand” vibrator he bought for the two of you to use. Going as far as to buy a backup for when the original stops working.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease) 

He is the biggest tease ever if he wants to be, in fact if he really wanted to he could have you sobbing. Luckily he doesn't, and if he feels like he hurt your feeling hell shower you with praise and pleasure till the beds soaked and your happy again. He also loves it when you tease back, he loves knowing the feeling is reciprocated.

V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

satoru is anything but quiet, he will make any and every kind of sound and not care about the volume and who hears him. What he really loves is hearing you though, he wants the neighbours down the street to hear you if he could make it happen he loves loud rough s3x.

W - Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He cannot stand sharing. He will never share in fact he never lets you show too much skin if your going somewhere with a lot of guys, he's not over controlling nor will he tell you what to wear usually just says something like, 'do you want a jacket?' instead.

X - X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Gojo's dick matches his body, its long and a little beefy. I'd say around 5 1/5 inches soft and he is definitely a grower, probably reaching like 7 inches when its hard. He’s girthy, enough to need preparation before entering you but nothing too painful. Also this man Is VEINY, like veiny that you can feel the veins.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Its definitely higher then most but he has a good enough control over it, but he can get really pent up if hes forced to jack off or hasn't done it at least three times that week.

Z - Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

literally within 30 seconds flat if you don't give him sweets. he gets tired after busting a load anyway but if he went down on you or just got pussy drunk anyway hes gone faster then you can blink.

[parkaplayboy]

Butters Stotch Nsfw Alphabet

a/n: hey anon thank u for the request, i hope i did it justice im kinda really bad at smut 😓😭

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he's very attentive, he'll help you clean up, bring you water and snacks but the millisecond you tell him you don't need anything else he is damn near in REM.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his favorite body part on himself i think would be his neck. well more specifically how sensitive it is. (if you wanted to get him in the mood, kissing his neck is the way to go)

his favorite body part on you would be your thighs. he doesn't like leaving too many marks on your neck to avoid awkward conversations & comments but loves to the leave them on the inside of your thighs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he sometimes prefers to use a condom to avoid extra clean up but when you don't have or want one, he prefers to finish on your thighs (if you don't want it inside, i mean)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

last mention of thighs, i swear. He's really into thigh-jobs to be honest. He saw it in a video once and it permanently grained itself into his brain.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i wanna say he had at least a solid 1-2 experiences under his belt. (one of them was probably kenny tbh)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

any position that he can see your face. however, if he had to chose a non-eye contact he would chose a cuddling side position.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Butters is like 3/10 on the seriousness spectrum, mostly because he himself won't make jokes too often but will laugh with you if you do

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

blonde, clean cut & neatly trimmed. its both a personal preference and a consideration for you.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

i think he takes the intimacy seriously, using kisses or even hand holding to stay connected.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

before you guys met, he masturbated about 2-3 times a week, but after you met it varies depending on how active you guys are at the time.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

i feel like this is an "obvious" choice but praise. less so in the submissive standpoint and more in the way that he likes it when you are vocal about how he makes you feel

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

top choice of his would be your or his bedroom but a very close second would be the shower. if you let him wash your hair your shower time is going to extend by at least half an hour

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

As I said earlier, neck kisses. But to expand, making out as a whole. He's a very big fan of making out! Between your lips on his and his hands or your hips he has a great time :)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

weapons/violence. he doesn't want to hurt you in anyway, but he would be rough(er) with you if you asked.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

giving. a blow job is awesome and all but (hey remember what i said about the thighs? i lied) any reason to have his head between your thighs is one he'll take.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it really depends. if you teased him too much before-hand he will tend to go faster but if he's the one who initiated he takes it more slow and sensual.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he doesn't prefer them but before he finally moved out of his parents house he would sometimes let you sneak in through the window for a quick chat.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he's willing to try most things at least once, but nothing too wild. I think the riskiest thing he'd do would be car sex. Not much else would be worth the risk.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

With being so sensitive, overstimulation sets in quick. You could get him to cum twice maybe three times if you're lucky. However, he will always make sure you cum before he taps out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has one. It's a fleshlight that he got as a gag gift from one of the guys at some point.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

When he gets comfortable in your dynamic he would be way more of a tease than previous. In the beginning he'd leave the teasing to you but after a couple months his touches would start lingering and kisses would be just a bit too heated and make you squirm.. subtle things.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he's LOUD. oh my god. well, it's not that he can't be quiet, in fact he trained himself to be just that. but, when you went to Denver for his birthday your hotel room had two separate noise complaints by check-out.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he cums in his pants really easily. he sometimes gets lost in the sauce when y'all make out and is only snapped out of it when his orgasm rips through him.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he's not very long, 6 inches but what he 'lacks' (for lack of a better word) he makes up for in girth. he's rather thick and smooth with a pink flushed tip.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average? 2-3 times a week would be his ideal scenario.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As I said before, very quickly. The second he is done making sure you're alright, he's knocked out. He'd gravitate towards you gradually, ending up with his arms wrapped around you :3

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Hello!! I’d like to request a bunny S/O with Ticci Toby,Ej,Masky,Hoodie,Jeff The killer like the S/O has like bunny ears and a bunny tail?

Their fragile and small and sweet and soft.

Awww little bunny creep! I actually have a pet bunny, but she is very sassy 💀

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Ticci Toby

Your sweet and quiet personality is very nice for Toby

He loooves people with softer voices and personalities, as he can respond pretty negatively to louder things due to his ptsd

Also, you being more on the calm side kind of mellows him out

Toby is very influenced by his surroundings, pretty much just morphing his personality to better suit the situation

So being around you makes him calmer, and quieter

That being said, most of the time when you guys hang out you are cuddling close to each other and sleeping

You being rather easy to spook due to you being partly bunny, prefer to have him hold you so you know you're safe

And he couldn't be happier to do so

He will wrap you up in his arms and bury his face into your soft ears, giving them a little kiss as he drifts off into sleep

Occasionally, you will pick up on a noise such as footsteps or talking, making you wake up and look around anxiously

Toby will sleepily pull you back into his chest after you've scanned for danger and whisper to you how you don't have to be so vigilant, because he's there for you

He always keeps headphones on him as well, partly to play his music but mostly for when you are in public spaces and it gets too loud for your ears

They don't fit too good, but they are better than nothing

He will also rub your ears whenever you get worked up, telling you to just relax and breathe

It is very calming for both you and him <3

Eyeless Jack

You actually share a lot of similarities with him!

This makes you ten times closer with each other

You are both sensitive to noise, you are both very quiet and stick to yourselves, you both have very soft hair (or in your case, fur), etc

Even your differences are cute in a way

He is a carnivore, and you are a herbivore

You tend to get very nervous and shy around people, he is more so just quiet and reserved

Honestly you two are the most precious together ugh <33

With his sharp claws, he is able to get through your thick fur and give you wonderful scratches behind your ears, on your head, etc

And with your soft hands and gentle mannerisms, you are able to give him little mini massages, even with his overly sensitive skin

You spend a lot of time reading together, and occasionally you go on cute little picnic dates

You lay down a blanket in the manor's large ethereal garden, and talk about anything that comes to mind while you eat

Jack often doesn't eat around you, as the smell of meat can make your stomach turn and make you very nauseous, but he might eat a light snack while you eat your salads and chips

You are often seen together, since you understand each other so well and are so close, theres no one else you guys would rather hangout with!

Masky

He thinks that you are so adorable

You are complete polar opposites

He's a "man's man" and you're soft and sweet and shy

He adores your differences, though

However, this being said he feels a need to protect you if that makes sense

In his brain, you just seem so vulnerable and he doesn't want anyone taking advantage of that

Wether you let him "protect" you though, is up to you

If you don't want him to be so protective, either tell him that or show him that with your body language and he'll back off

But if you don't mind or prefer him to be protective towards you, expect him to always be near you, to always make you wear at least something of his (usually a jacket), and to be pushed away from the less....sane creeps (cough cough JEFF)

He loves to rub his face on your soft ears

Which can sometimes hurt, because he has a rather stubbly face

If you want him to stop though, he'll stop

He often has you with him or near him due to his overprotectiveness

So expect to be sitting in his lap or feeling his hands on your shoulders as he stands behind you

Hoodie

He is a very excitable, energetic person so like some other creeps on this list, you are kind of opposites

But also like the other creeps, these opposite factors in your personalities kind of make it work instead of put strain on the relationship

However, he has his moments where all he wants to do is be calm, and sit down in a warm blanket with your head on his shoulder, just enjoying each other's presence while you watch t.v

So if you want one of those moments with him, really all you have to do is ask and he will oblige

The other guys on this list like your ears, but Brian likes your tail

He likes to sneak up behind you and lightly grab on it with a high pitched "boop!"

It makes him laugh to see you get all flustered and embarrassed

He doesn't do that often though, so you don't have to worry about it getting annoying or uncomfortable

He isn't super protective of you like Tim, he's more so....observant if that makes sense??

Like he won't go out of his way to make sure you're with him all day everyday but say if you were in a public area and he notices you're getting restless, he'll ask you about it and what he can do to help

He is obsessed with how your wiggle your nose

Sometimes he'll just stare at it, and when you catch him, he'll grin and wiggle his own nose at you, making you roll your eyes and smile

Occasionally, he will press your noses together in a kunik after watching you wiggle your nose for a while, and he will continue to rub his nose against yours until he gets at least a giggle out of you, to which he will then pull away and peck your nose affectionatley

Jeff The Killer

Him being a very crass and blunt dude he's gonna mess with you at least a little bit

It's also kind of his love language

He just likes fucking with people idk man

Expect him to spook you, grab your tail with a firm grip, boop your nose when you're busy, etc

Eventually you will just get so angry and frustrated with him that you thump at him

yes, thump at him

He will be shocked by it at first, but then he'll laugh, putting his hands up defensively "Oooh. Didn't know I got'cha that mad, doll"

His smug ass will then make it his mission to make you thump much more often

Your sweet little bunny self actually being angry? That's wild to him. And he loves that angry part of you

He might be an asshole a lot of the times, but he can be sweet too

Sometimes he'll just come up behind you, putting his chin on your head and stroking your ears lovingly

He'll whisper to you how adorable you are and how much he loves you

And then he'll go about his day as if nothing happened

Such an ass, but he's your ass <33

[turtle-boris]

Jack hanma (NSFW)Head cannons

First time writing smut, sorry if it's bad. But enjoy anyways.

MINORS DNI

Has a biting kink, he likes marking what's his. He makes sure not to bite to hard though, just hard enough to leave a marks for him to enjoy later. You'll be covered in hickies and bite marks afterwards. I have a feeling he 100% has a breeding kink. His loads are huge so if he does cum inside, he's gonna stuff you like a pastry. As long as your on the pill of course. (I feel like he would totally call you his little stuffed pastry. He would call himself the pastry chef, because you know he stuffed you with his cream.)

His favorite positions are full Nelson, doggy style, and even if he doesn't like to admit it he likes it when you ride him. He likes watching you bounce, as you take what you want, but if it gets too boring for him he'll take over. If he's doing doggy style or full Nelson, that's when he wants to take you nice and rough. Would totally pull your hair in doggy style and whisper in your ear 'taking me so good darlin' or 'you like it rough, don't you sweetheart'. When he's got you in full Nelson he's just gonna have a cocky smirk while whispering things like 'aww, look at those pretty tears, am I fucking you that good baby?' or 'such a good little thing for me, taking me so good.' (They definitely call him Jack hammer for other reasons😏)

He's big into body worship, receiving and giving. So if you ever randomly say 'I'm so ugly' or 'I look horrible' in front of him, oh honey get ready. He will overstimulate you until your crying about how beautiful and perfect you are. He'll say stuff like 'Now, who's perfect, baby?' or 'Look how gorgeous you look right now, don't you agree?'. He loves it when you kiss his body and his scars, it makes him feel good. He adores it when you complement his body. He's worked really hard for his body, so you telling him how amazing he looks or strong he is makes him feel special and happy.

He 100% loves fucking you in front of a mirror. He loves being able to watch himself take you, while you writhe and moan. He will make sure your making eye contact with him in the mirror while he fucks you. If you look away, out of embarrassment, he'll grab your chin and make you look at him. He'll say stuff like 'look at me while I take you darlin, that's a good girl.' or 'tsk tsk, don't look away sweetheart, I wanna watch you come undone.'

He's big. About 12 inches long and 4 inches thick, so you need a lot of foreplay to be able to take him. But once he's inside, you'll feel impossibly full, and he'll talk you through it. Saying stuff like 'it's okay, your taking me so well sweetheart, being so good.' or 'There you go baby, take it.'

He makes sure to give you aftercare, he doesn't want you feeling used. He'll cuddle you and kiss where he bit you or gave you bruises or hickies. He'll clean you up and draw you a bath, while he changes the sheets. Then he'll cuddle up with you in bed and you'll fall asleep in each other's arms.

[asa-do-your-thing]

Ser Duncan the Tall ¦ NSFW Alphabet

NSFW warning, obviously. Also to add; these are my headcanons, if you disagree, please be civil about it.

AFAB!Reader. This Alphabet is for around the time when the Novella take place.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

If you're in bed; he will absolutely cuddle you to sleep. If you are some place else, he will try to help you clean up as well as he can and waits together with you, until you're ready to go on again, silently kissing the top of your head and hugging/cuddling you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

It's beyond obvious that Dunk loves your hair and your tits. He'll always be happy when he can touch and caress your hair while fucking you and he adores watching your tits bouncing around. He doesn't really have a personal favorite body part, but feels quite secure in his appearance. If you admire him and gently touch his muscles, he'll be putty in your hands.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Because of who he is, Dunk will be more than extra careful not to cum in your cunt. Most of the time he'll even pull out of you when he feels like he could be close, and fists himself above you. If you swallow after sucking him off he'll be a bit embarrassed at first, but will find it incredibly hot. He won't ever ask you to do it, though, and will never confess to loving it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would love to be woken up by you with his cock in your mouth. Would he ever tell you? Probably not, even though that's what he jacks off to most of the time.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Dunk's experience is limited to the one time where he'd been taken to a brothel by Ser Arlan. He will likely fumble around in the beginning and needs a bit of guidance. He's a relatively fast learner, though.

F = Favorite position 

Missionary, especially if he can then lift your legs and then practically fold you in half. Oh, and if youre somewhere comfortable, he loves being on top of you while you're lying down on your tummy with closed legs.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Dunk is not the goofiest, but will definitely appreciate some smiles. Oh and he'll definitely tickle you while you're adjusting around him, just to see you wiggling around, grinning and enjoying the moment before he 'lets himself go'.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's hairy and doen't mind it at all. I mean, he's a hedge knight journeying through Westeros... He won't mind it when his partner is hairy too.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It's difficult to descibe it with him. He will want it to be as intimate as possible, yet not posessive. He will kiss you and worship your body, yet he will probably be quiet, not quite knowing what to say. The closeness and ability to just savour you are his way of enjoying intimacy.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

When Egg's away doing some tasks or fast asleep, he's 100% stroking his cock, thinking about you. He'll feel ashamed afterwards; but you just won't leave his mind. When he's with you, he holds off, preffering to be with you - in you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Begging!! He loves to hear you begging for more, out of breath, moaning, struggling to form a coherent sentence. Dunk generally loooves hearing you. (Gentle) Overstim - there's nothing sweeter than your twitches and mewls, when he knows that he's given you all he could. Maybe a tiny bit of a size kink? Esp. when you're really short and have small hands... If you maybe even need two to be fully able to stroke him...

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

A bed, specifically your bed, will always be nice (As long as it's big enough for him). He will also have absolutely no qualms about fucking you in the open, as long as there's no one around to catch you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anything really. When you are being feisty, when you are tipsy... He doesn't need much to get him going, other than privacy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degradation and humiliation are definitely not his thing. He's also very careful with you, so impact play and choking are probably also a no no for him. He's also quite private around his sex life, so anything where people could catch you is out of the question.

O = Oral 

Dunk's rather shy about giving and would probably only start doing it if you ask him to. When he gives you head, he's very sloppy with it and will probably go on even after you came, just because he'd be too afraid not to please you properly and because he loves your moans. He looooves receiving, even though he'd never admit to it. Especially if he's sitting/standing and you're on your knees, looking up at him. He will never push you, yet holding your head / hair is a must for him and will get him over the edge in no time.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He will always start slowly, just to feel you stretching around him, taking him in, up to his balls. But after you've gotten used to (or rather, his size) he likes it quite fast, unless you're on top or sucking him off. He loves watching you bounce under him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Dunk will be down for a quickie if you are, especially if you haven't got a lot of time together. Then he will probably take you somewhere hidden and fuck you up against a wall, his hands holding you tight and his mouth silencing any moans. But if you've got the time, he will want to please you as long as he can.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Getting caught is a turnoff for him, so he will always rather want to be safe than to start anything. Experimenting - if you lead him and enjoy it, while pleasing him, why not? Just don't forget that he gets carried away quite quickly.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

At the beginning of your 'relationship' he'll probably not last too long, but it gets better the more you practice. He's very much a one and done man though, which is no problem, since he tries to get you to come as many times as you can.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own any toys and doesn't really feel comfortable with using them. Dunk very much holds onto the belief that anything they could do, he could to just as well. Handcuffs? He can just hold you down. A gag? You'll suck on his fingers.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will absolutely tease you, but he's quite bad at it, giving in to your puppy eyes. Oh, and by the way, remember the whole blowjob thing? He loves how you toy with him, as long as you stay gentle and sweet with it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is a quiet kind; but when he groans, you know that he's going to come, and soon. He's a heavy breather and will probably only talk after sex.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Dunk will go crazy if you are a sub. He will start off thinking that he's a bit of a sub himself, but really? He is quite dominant. He's never really been allowed to decide for himself, so when he knows that he can finally do what he wants... and when you give yourself to him willingly and obey his nonverbal commands...

Plus he loves it when you call yourself 'his'.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Let's be real. He's a tall guy... with big hands... He's packing. But not uncomfortably so; it probably reaches his navel when he's hard.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

You're always on his mind, one way or another. So when he finally sees you, he feels as though he should carry you off as soon as he can. He's polite about it, though, and waits until you have the chance to be alone (at last...).

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He pulls out of you, cuddles you and boom, he'd fast asleep.

[iblameashley]

A - to - Z's of Simon 'Ghost' Riley

Made a similar list for Konig a while back, figured it was time for Simon / Ghost. This list is hella gay, FYI.

!!!!NSFW!!!!

A - Aftercare

Simon / Ghost cares a great deal about aftercare regardless if its a one-night stand or a longer term relationship. It will always start with asking how you're doing and what you liked and what you didn't. He'll make sure you're actually okay before he'll ask if you need anything else; water, food or a shower. Though he still struggles with requests for cuddles. Its very intimate for him, but if he likes you, he'll give you a bone crushing cuddle.

B - Body part (their favourite)

Stomach. Simon / Ghost likes guys with a bit of belly fat, something soft and preferably hairy. It's so different from his toned body, and though he'd never admit it to you, it makes him feel happy and calm just laying on it.

C - Cum (anything)

Generally speaking his cum is rather neutral in taste, a hint of salt. But its thick and hot, and he shoots long ropes of it when he cums. Refuses to jerk off while on long missions because he wants to 'save it all' for you.

You don't have to worry about overstimulating him either, he'll do it happily himself until he empties his balls inside you. You'll feel his cock head throbbing inside you as he whimpers and trembles on top of you.

D - Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Really wants to eat your ass out after he's cum in it, but is afraid you'll be disgusted by it and refuse.

E - Experience (how experienced are they?)

On a scale of Virgin Pure – Barracks Bunny? He's a solid 'Took the bloke from the pub home'. He's not adverse to having sex; in fact, he loves it... its the intimacy that people tend to want that freaks him out. Simon / Ghost doesn't know how to reciprocate (or so he tells himself). But he's more than happy to get his rocks off if he fancies a man.

F - Favourite position

Generally speaking, as long as he's on top, he's happy. He loves looking down at your handsome face or even the back of your head as he takes you. That being said, Simon / Ghost is also a big fan of you on your knees. The way you look up at him with his cock in your mouth? Fuck... drives him wild.

G - Goofy (Serious of Humorous)

During sex, this man is on a mission. You are both going to have a good time, even if it kills him. BUT, after sex? After you're thoroughly pleased and unable to walk? This man will treat you to the worst jokes in his shitty-joke roster and there is nothing you can do to escape it.

H - Hair (Body / Groomed / Color)

Dirty-bond / Sandy hair in tufts between his pectorals that runs down his abdomen and into this pants. Keeps his pubes trimmed (but never shaved!) Its incredibly soft, too because Simon / Ghost takes care of his hair.

His ass has a nice dusting that trails down into surprisingly hairy legs. Oddly though, has almost no arm-hair at all.

I - Intimacy

He would tell you he'd rather be waterboarded or have his fingers and toes broken with a hammer than be intimate, but he's a Goddamn liar. He doesn't recognize his own intimate moments, thinking that the things he does for you 'just makes sense', but are actually very sweet deep down. But he does struggle with accepting intimacy. He'll tense at hug, pull away for kisses – you've learned to not be insulted – and tries not to let his heart skip a beat when he looks you in the eyes as he's buried deep inside you.

But at the end of the day, even if he fails – real or imagined – at intimacy, he'll never hurt you. He is very aware of your emotional well-being and he'd be damned to ever raise a hand to you.

J - Jack off

Used to mostly just be a form of release between missions and hook-ups. A means to an end, so to speak. But once he met you? Fuck... the way you looked at him, the way you looked at him when you walked in on him jerking off.

He loves to stroke his cock for you. He'll take it nice and slow, building himself up to an orgasm and then denying himself until you give him permission to release – usually on your face – and he's never been more satisfied with masturbation. Its so much better than his two-minute, violently jerking off somewhere on base experiences.

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Loves size difference most of all. He'll be your big-strong man if you'll be his charming short king. There is something about the power dynamic that just gets him going. But again, he'd never use his size or strength to hurt you; he wants to feel like all his power is doing something other than killing... and what better way than to pleasure a charming man sexually?

As previously mentioned, chubby guys too. Loves a squishy body to touch and massage. Loves the soft flesh against the marred skin of his body (how do you not pull away from him?!).

Simon / Ghost longs to let go of his need for control and be dominated by a man; but trust is hard earned and he only reserves bottoming for that special-someone.

Has tried a variety of toys and only has a few select he actually likes. pocket masturbators are great compared to his calloused hands, and he's enjoyed a few butt plugs and dildo's, but he's not be able to venture too far with his exploration; there's still a little bit of shame and embarrassment he feels when he uses them (you'll make him get over it...).

L - Location (favorite places to do the do)

Simon / Ghost is a private man in general, so it would always have to be somewhere he felt safe. This would likely be his flat, your flat, his quarters on base or maybe even his office – locked, of course – if he was feeling a bit more adventurous.

As long as you're in the safety and comfort of a flat, though, any and all surfaces are acceptable. Tables, sofa's, counters, the bed or the shower are all perfect places to drive himself into your prostate and make you writhe for him.

M - Motivation (turn on’s)

Simon / Ghost loves it when you reach under his shirt and just gently play with the small of his back. Instant way to get this man in the mood, followed closely by teasing him by slipping fingers under the waist of his pants.

Can't go wrong with a classic, either; give his thighs some attention. Caress and tease slowly up towards his groin and you'll have this man growling like an animal.

Just seeing you being you. Walk around the flat in your lounging clothes, or his hoodie, or even shirtless. Simon / Ghost just enjoys seeing you in your most relaxed state around him since most people aren't.

N - No (wouldn’t do; turn offs)

Wouldn't hurt you. That should go without saying, but its still a deeply rooted fear that he projects onto you. He's a killer after all, so you must be waiting for the day he looses it on you. He won't. Not ever. Not you... not the one man who looks at him like that.

As for things he won't do in bed or let you do? Handcuffs are a no-go. Ever. Same with blindfolding.

Simon / Ghost also don't enjoy hickies, burns, scars or love marks, but that's due to his feelings regarding his scars and burns. Absolutely no choking either, but that also goes along with not hurting you, though he's not a fan of being choked either.

No scat, blood, diaper play, baby talk, age-gaps or age role-play.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Simon / Ghost already has a difficult time trying to sub for his lovers, so like hell he's going to deny himself -and you- the pleasure of sucking a man off. He can get lost in the moment as he swallows your cock whole, swirling his tongue around and playing with your foreskin. He will moan and groan over your length and swallow every last drop of your cum.

As for his skill? He's better at killing people for sure, but he'll make sure you get off.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Generally speaking, Simon / Ghost would prefer a slower, steadier pace. He wanted to enjoy every last moment of pleasure you're both experiencing. He doesn't take leave often and he doesn't have much time between missions as it is, so he leeches every second of pleasure from every encounter.

He sometimes gets a little too into the pleasure though and will go a bit feral. A need to just pound into you deep and hard until you're both a puddle of sweat and semen stuck to each other.

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Depends on how you define a quickie. Simon / Ghost isn't one to just blow a load into you in five minutes and run, but if he's on a time constraint... sure. He usually saves quickies for jerking off.

R - Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Simon / Ghost already takes enough risk in his military life, so doesn't take nearly as many in his personal life. As long as your risky suggestions don't include high risk of infections or illness, or harm (obviously), he's open to considering them.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

You'll likely get the best hour of your life out of Simon / Ghost. He'll set a pace and stick to it... If he decides to overstimulate himself in the process, you can get another thirty to forty-five minutes out of him.

T - Toys (Own toys? Use them? on a partner or themselves?)

A few dildo and butt plugs, nothing too fancy or large and owns a few different pocket masturbators.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not a teaser, not overly vocal in general. Will grunt and groan, whine a bit when overstimulated, but doesn't really talk outside of a check in. You're safe until he's spent and the bad jokes start.

V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Simon / Ghost will grunt rather loudly once he gets into it.

W - Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Would never hurt you or do anything to make you uncomfortable, but loves it when a man beats him off and abuses his foreskin. Beat the man off hard and fast and be ready to take his load when you push him over the edge.

X - X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6' 4” Tall

Mildly hairy

Bulky

Curved cock

6.5” Hard and foreskin pulls all the way back over his head

Keeps everything tidy down there

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Before a mission? Low

During a mission? Low

After a mission? High. So very high... he'll find a nice lad to sate him the day he returns home.

Z - Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Simon /Ghost rarely sleeps more than three hours a night on the best of days, to say nothing of the nightmares he has regularly. So even after a long night of fucking and sucking, he's still not likely to fall asleep very quickly; if at all.

Assuming he likes you long enough to stay the night, he'll only fall asleep after you have, and he'll be awake long before you as well. He'll probably be gone too, if you aren't dating... but don't worry, he'll leave a note.

[minheelovelee]

Could you write about &team nicho smut?

yes! i liked my a-z nsfw w epex, so i'll start that w my other groups as well. nicho first!

nsfw a-z: nicholas

warnings: nsfw :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

things can get quite rough when nicho is in charge. catching your breath is the first step. that cliché where two people pant and stare at the ceiling, then look to each other and smile. that's nicho.

he flips a switch and goes back to his silly self. he's a good boy, so he'll cuddle you real tight and whisper cute things in ur ear. also, he makes sure to clean u up with a warm towel.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he's quite confident in himself, so I don't think he has a favorite body part. he does like the way you hang off his neck and leave little bruises, though.

legs. he's a sucker for a long pair of legs. kisses everywhere! he also likes spending his time between them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he doesn't mind getting messy at all. clean-up is an inevitable part of sex. he's fine cumming anywhere. inside, on ur face, in his hand. whatever you're most comfortable with, he'll do.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he wants to see you squirt. so bad. he won't tell you, because he knows that'll just make it harder. but he is obsessed with the thought. there are days when he doesn't tend to his own needs at all. his focus is on you. his fingers and mouth work your pussy until you can't go any further. then he'll fuck his hand and finish on your tummy, he's ready to try again tomorrow :)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

it's hard to put a label on him. i think he knows a thing or two from porn and word of mouth. but has he ever experienced the real thing? i'm not sure.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

mating press. he wants to be so deep inside that you feel it in your tummy.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i don't think that he's all that goofy during sex. he's a silly boy outside the bedroom. but inside, he takes sex pretty seriously, especially if you're in a relationship.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i don't think he does much to clean up down there. he doesn't care at all. same goes for his partner. shave. don't shave. it's all the same to him. he eats starbursts even if there's a little wrapper left on it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

nicho is so romantic. in and out of the bedroom. there's so much build up to the actual deed. he'll spend hours loving up on you before he even gets his clothes off. sex actually means a lot to him.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he jacks off at least once a week. i think his needs are quite high when he doesnt have a way to channel them.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

dirty talk. he's nasty. he lives to see your reactions when he says wild things. if you're not reacting how he expected, he'll push further. even he is surprised by the words that leave his mouth. he's so naughty.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

bathroom. he likes the false feeling of security. anyone can come in or bang on the door to ask what's happening. seeing how scared you are by the idea of getting caught turns him on. he doesn't really care if he gets caught. eventually they'll leave.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

he likes to feel powerful. there's something so special about having control over someone. he takes that role seriously.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he hasn't tried everything yet, so he can't say.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

bro loves getting head. he likes it sloppy and rough. he might even take away your control, fucking your face the way he wants.

he's not bad at giving, either. he's a fan of face sitting.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he's so rough. he can't help it, just feels too good. you might have to ask him to slow down or let up on his thrusts, bc it can be quite a lot.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he would be totally fine with quickies. he would do just about anything to get his dick wet. if that means pulling you into the bathroom for a quick fuck, so be it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he would be fine with just about anything. he's an open-minded person and believes that you can't say no to something unless you've tried it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

up to two. usually he'll just want to cum once. sex is pretty hot and sweaty with him, so you might be too tired to go more than two rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he's a fan of toys. he likes a bit of bondage, so he probably owns handcuffs or a cute ribbon for that purpose. he probably has a vibrator to use on you and sometimes himself. i also feel like he got a vibrating cock ring as a gift. lol.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he's such a tease. it's unreal. he never stops talking, always filling the air with some sort of sound. his teasing words are next level, he'll say some real nasty stuff sometimes.

orgasm control :( he'll make the situation all about you. letting you have his fingers and tongue bc you're so good. then he'll rip it away once you're close. he's mean like that. he edges himself too, so he can last longer.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

like i said before, he doesn't stop talking. but when he makes sounds of pleasure, it usually consists of groaning and hissing. when you do something he really likes, then you'll hear his cute moans.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he's so embarrassing. being in the dorms with him is a nightmare. he doesn't care if the boys hear you. hell, he doesn't care if they see you. he'll eat you out on the kitchen counter in the middle of the night if that's what he wants. that's fun and all, but when fuma comes to get a drink,,,,, and sees you,,,,, that's not fun.

and sometimes he imitates your moans. if you let one slip out when ur supposed to be quiet, he'll repeat it louder. he thinks its funny...

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he's pretty average in length and width. he fits his body proportions well. he might be a little longer than most, but he's relatively thin and has a nice vein that runs down the side.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he has a high sex drive. not as high as others, but high enough where sex is an important part in a relationship.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he usually gets his energy back quickly and can stay up for a while. he might just lay in bed after, but he can lie awake and talk for hours.

[alpineshift]

Oooh omg okay, so I’m not super duper into fantasy, like only up until a certain level but I do love me some outdoorsy vibes so: prompt 12 please!

A tiny tent in the middle of the woods, the fading embers of your campfire still glowing just outside the door.

Gimme Nicojack and some of your beautiful writing 🩵

you are my nature bestie!!!! 🩵🌲🌼

[12] a tiny tent in the middle of the woods, the fading embers of your campfire still glowing just outside the door

The tent is particularly tiny for two hockey-playing guys, but for once, Jack doesn't mind the squashed quarters.

Here, changed into soft flannel pants and an old Nike t-shirt, lying on top of an air mattress and tucked underneath a thick blanket, he's the most relaxed he's been in a long time.

Training camp had been good--exhausting in the most satisfying kind of way that makes Jack feel like he's put in good work before the start of the season. There's still so much to do, so much he needs to prepare for.

But Nico had laid down on the couch and put his head in Jack's lap the other day, took Jack's hand in his own, and asked would you like to get away from all this for one weekend before it all starts?

A trip into the "wilderness" is a lot different than a cottage getaway. Putting up the tent itself had been a hilarious struggle. Nico had forgotten to pack extra rope for the tarp, so they'd lashed it down to the pegs hoping the wind stays calm for the night. Jack suggested they tell ghost stories. Nico firmly and politely declined.

The air is fresh and cool this close to autumn. The days end earlier and earlier, painting the sky blues and purples above the tree line. Outside, it smells like earth, greenery, and woodsmoke.

The embers of their campfire are dwindling now, but the glow is still strong and warm. The light catches the domed inside of their tent, reflecting along the tan-coloured sheets, filling their space with warmth and lazy flickers of shadows.

Nico's curled up beside him--the two of them facing each other--just easily basking in each other's presence between soft kisses and cozy cuddles.

"What d'you think we'll be like this year, Neeks?" Jack asks quietly. His face is tucked into the crook of Nico's neck right now, their legs tangled beneath the blanket. Nico's got his head propped up on the crook of his elbow, his other hand drawing curving shapes into the space between Jack's shoulder blades.

"I don't know," he admits. "But I know we'll fight hard. We'll push ourselves, like we always do, but we'll make it count. I don't want to end this season with any regrets. This year, I want us to keep fighting up until the very last second."

"Spoken like a true captain," Jack chuckles, but in his mind's eye, he can see it. Nico's broad back, leading them down the tunnel towards the ice. Nico's strong figure at center ice, eyes on fire as he prepares for a face off. Nico's belief in them all, immovable as a glacier, carving the way to a shining silver dream once more.

He reaches out and takes Nico's face in his hands, thumbs stroking under those pretty eyes, fingers light against the stubble of his cheek. Nico smiles sleepily at him, expression so full of love, and Jack knows he'll follow this man wherever he decides to lead them.

"Let's bring a cup home together," he whispers, and closes the distance between them.

it’s almost hockey season again! send me a jacknico prompt?

[fakebatmanfan]

Would you perhaps be willing to do an nsfw alphabet for Joker's Asylum Mad Hatter? It's so difficult to find any content about him and I just really love the way you write him <3

Joker's Asylum Jervis - NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Even if he's likely to be the top, this Jervis may require some comforting after sex. Of course, he'll be very concerned about you first and foremost, but take care that he doesn't neglect his own needs.

Help him clean the both of you off, tell him how good he was, cuddle him, kiss him, fall asleep with him... So on.

Frankly, this Jervis may be rather paranoid he didn't do a decent job. He may appear a little shaken up afterwards, though he'll try to hide it.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Jervis rather likes his eyes; the colour of very, very dark brown that turns a hazelnutty colour in the sunlight (though, his eyes are visibly blue on the cover... don't come for me! They look black in the actual comic). He loves the way they reflect your beautiful image, as if there's a piece of you inside him.

Jervis loves everything trivial thing about you: your hair which seemingly never wants cutting, your sweet kissing lips, your hands as they gently graze his skin. You give him butterflies.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Prefers to cum inside you as all Jervi do, though this specific one worries you won't like it if he cums elsewhere.

His cum is sweet and rather thin.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Before you were sleeping together, but knew each other on a personal enough level, he used to make crude drawings of what he thought you might look like naked.

He'd then mentally scold himself for being obscene.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

100% virgin, this Jervis has very little idea of what to do. Please guide him through this, I beg.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary is a favourite of his because he gets to look at you, be close to you and be relatively in control. However, I can also see him liking cowgirl for similar reasons.

He enjoys the closeness of spooning sex, but he really wants to look at you while you do the deed.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not goofy, but he's very smiley in the moment. He can't help himself, he's so happy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Jervis' pubes are a couple shades darker than the hair on his head, sort of a sandlewood-esque colour. It's a bit of a jungle down there, if you ask me, especially when he's been getting urges to drink tea again.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Jervis tries his hardest to be romantic in bed, though he often ends up coming off as awkward regardless. Still, he tries.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Jervis masturbates somewhat frequently, usually to a drawing or picture of you. He'll cum on it and apologise as if it were the real you he'd just bust a nut on.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

There's definitely some kind of clothing fetish for Alice dresses going on there. Even if it's just a mild one.

Jervis turns to putty when you praise him, even in non-sexual contexts. How could such beautiful words pouring from your sweet lips not arouse him?

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Either the bed or the sofa, maybe on the floor if you're feeling particularly frisky; fucking amongst the scraps and notes of his book.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You being you. More specifically, he gets hard as anything when you smile at him or touch him in any way.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Jervis could never hurt or share you. He loves you more than life and he wouldn't know what to do with himself if you were ever harmed because of him. He's also rather possessive, in a paranoid, anxious kind of way.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Not a talented giver, but he certainly makes up for it effort wise. Albeit, he may be rather cautious in the begining.

As for receiving? He's a quivering mess the moment your lips touch his manhood. He loves when you suck him off, of course he does; the sensation is pleasurably overwhelming.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Generally, Jervis is so slow and gentle with you, you'd think you were made of glass. A large part of it comes from fears about hurting you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Jervis will immediately fluster if you suggest having a quickie, but he'd never object to it, even if he does prefer having proper sex.

He's thrilled by the idea of you wanting him so badly.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Unless you take the lead, Jervis is all too glad to stick to the same-old same-old in bed. That said, he'd experiment for you if you really wanted to do something.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Two rounds max, this Jervis is a little sensitive. He cums extremely fast.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

The usual song and dance with Jervis. No, no, and he'd get jealous if you used toys on yourself.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Jervis cannot tease for the life of him. It is you who does the teasing here, I'm afraid.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud whines, whimpers, groans as he thrusts into you deep as he can. The louder he gets, the closer he likely is to orgasm.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Jervis has a habit of holding into you too tightly during sex and leaving bruises. He doesn't mean to and he always apologises when he realises what he's done.

Part of it comes from his worries that you might not be real, and may slip away from him at any moment.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Jervis is rather scrawny, but he has some weight on him. Not much body hair, though what is there is the same colour as his pubes.

His penis is 4 inches long and of average thickness. A grower.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Jervis' sex drive is relatively decent. Expect sex four times a week.

However, if he's been feeling particularly worried about losing you, expect it every other day until he calms down.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Jervis can fall asleep relatively quickly after sex, after you've both taken care of your needs, of course.

This goes double if you cuddle. There's nothing more comforting than knowing you're there, in bed, with him. That you love him.

[thegallaghrss]

MDNI, 18+ Only

Lip Gallagher NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Would be really caring, making sure you're satisfied before pulling out, will wipe you down with a cloth then it's cuddles while he praises the hell out of you and gives you kisses

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On him I feel like he likes his eyes he likes how intense they are and how he can make you weak with just one look

On you it would be your ass, he doesn't care if its big or small, round or flat, if he sees your ass he'll grab it

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Loves to Cum inside his girl, he's obsessed with the way it looks when it drips down your thighs when he pulls out, he's also the type to want you to swallow 100%

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn't have many tbh, he does love when your a brat though, but he'd never tell you that

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

This dude is definitely experienced, knows exactly what he's doing and how to do it, and will make his girl feel good every time no doubt about it

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary or Against the wall, he likes to see your face when having sex he loves your reactions

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It's 50/50 if it's just a quickie then I think he can be goofy but if it's a intense long session then he's extremely serious especially if there's a power dynamic involved

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Not particularly groomed, has it trimmed but not to much, but he's always clean

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I feel like if it's a serious long term relationship then he's really intimate and romantic but if it's just a hook up he'll just be there for the sex tbh

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Yes he does, prefers his girl but if shes busy will 100% make do with his hand, also has a special album on his phone of photos you've sent him to help the Job along

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Is definitely a Dom, spanking, handcuffs, public sex, 100% has a thing for smoking while fucking his girl, definitely likes to hear you beg

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere! If he's in the mood or his girl needs him right away then he doesn't care where he is he'll do it, doesn't even give a shit about being caught

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You wearing a pair of heels, he loves how it makes your legs look, also you being a brat gets him going

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything to do with scat/blood, anything that is permanent like branding, isn't a fan of being tied up, he'll happily tie you up but won't let you do the same back

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Is obsessed with eating you out will, he's the type to wake you up the morning after rough sex by giving you head, he also loves to receive, the sight of you on your knees eager to please him turns him on so much

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough all the way, loves intense rough sex, will 100% be slow and sensual if you told him you need it but prefers to be rough and fast

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's definitely down for them, it happens quite often between you, especially on days when you're both working

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Doesn't give a fuck, will do what he wants when he wants and doesn't give a damn about anyone's opinion (except yours of course)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Usually lasts about 2-3 rounds before he's spent, if he does more he'll need breaks in between to catch his breath and check on you to make sure your not to sore

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't like them, you're his and he's the only thing that should pleasure you, doesn't even let you touch yourself, if your horny you just have to ask and he'll help

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Doesn't really tease, he's very to the point, if he wants sex he'll ask for it he's to impatient to be teasing you he thinks it's a waste of time

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not too loud, definitely grunts and growls alot and does alot of dirty talk

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves it when you kiss his jawline, he just finds something about it so damn attractive will make him weak at the knees everytime

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Not massive but definitely not small either I'd say a good 7 inches, his also very thick

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Extremely high, will need sex at least once a day, he's always thinking about you and is Always in the mood

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Doesn't fall asleep till you have, stays with you in his arms whispering sweet nothings until you fall asleep then he'll fall asleep after with you still cradled in his arms

[beefrobeefcal]

Beefro, I'm on my period rn. Tell me why the only thing I can think about is having a beefy pedro boy to cuddle. One who would rub my lower tummy with big warm hands to help with the cramps, and his belly would press into my lower back and we could just watch rom coms and Star Wars movies. It's giving Frankie vibes, but I also can't stop thinking about retired agent Jack Daniels and that southern drawl.

Oh Redy! I’m too riding the crimson tide…

Who would be the best chubby!P-boy for this job?

Let's find out...

We're-all-in-this-together regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

Chubby!Frankie - 9/10

Of course, our resident military snugglepuss would be ready to take orders. Need supplies? Text him a picture of what tampon/pad combo you want. Don’t feel like cooking? He already knows he’s in for a few days of take out and he’s not complaining. Want comfort? Already has plans to cuddle on the couch and his big body is JUST RIGHT for warm snuggles. Frankie is ready to take on your period and has a strategy for every variable and Is the ideal candidate for the job.

Chubby!Dieter - 7/10

While he may lack in empathy, he has the drugs you need to quell your pain. Uppers, downers, side-to-siders - he's got the gambit and he'll partake what ever you choose. He's also got every take out restaurant on speed dial and a private chef. It's not for everyone and some of his remedies might be questionable, but his heart is in the right place... that and he's a human heating pad.

Chubby!Joel - 7/10

He's done this before - had multiple female partners, had the teenage daughter. Periods are just a part of life and Joel has seen his fair share of blood before (periods or not). Unphased, he's be your matter-of-fact pillar to lean on and offer advise (unsolicited and otherwise). While you love the support, the know-it-all attitude he carries might get on your nerves, but he's quick to apologize and remain supportive in any way he can... while also telling you what to do as he gives you one hell of a backrub.

Chubby!Peña - 6/10

Probably the most uncomfortable with any talk about your 'monthly', he would be supportive albeit a bit clueless. He'd probably get either Connie or one of the other girls in the office to pick up supplies and he'd nervously look at you like a beaten puppy as you sit doubled over on the couch in pain. He'd eventually find a system to help, but it would take a lot of guidance. Perk? You'd get to watch him stress eat over the whole situation.

Chubby!Dave - 3/10

100% out of his wheel house. This is a woman's issue and Dave is not a woman, therefore it's not his issue. Tell him what you need, but don't expect support beyond a pat on the head and a kiss. He might give you a good pain killer if he's feeling sympathetic. You're better to keep your period stuff to yourself, according to Dave. He does get a mark deducted for being terrible at sharing his snack hoard with you.

Dark!Frankie - 0/10

As much as he'd like to think he's great at everything, this is an area that requires empathy. Unfortunately for you, unless the solution to your monthly woes is fucking him or cooking for him, BigFish is out of ideas. He doesn't want to see you in pain though, and he'll tell you that... less to offer comfort and more like an order for you to get in line... The only way it could be worse is if you had to deal with PORP.

Honorable Mentions:

Benny Miller: We'd all be so lucky to have a Benny. We see how he is with Honey (when his good intentions come out wrong.) Chubby!Jack Daniels: Not yet part of the Bistro, but maybe soon? I think you're right, Redy - this old, fat cowboy would be heaven sent. Chubby!Javi G: If he was a Cannon P-Boy, he'd clock a 58/10 on the scale. Homeboy's love language is MADE for dealing withy your period.

[gyllen-fizs]

HOLDEN WORTHER ALPHABET

Thomas "Holden" Worther x (GN) Reader

Warning!!!: NSFW, written by a minor, headcanons

Word Count!!: 850 - Character Count!!: 4,477

Creds!!: For ribbon dividers, emptinessmachinee on Pinterest for both Holden pics, and passionrealty for the holding hand pic, but I think they deleted their blog...

A/N!!: feedback is appreciated!! This was proofread once, feedback twice, and reworked 4 times!! Also had to feed my Holden lovers my underrated baby

A - Aftercare

Oh, he's definitely a big cuddler, he'll pull you into his arms and pamper you until both of you fall asleep. If he ever ||creampies||, he'll clean you up as fast as he can for cuddles.

B - Body part(s)

He loves all of you, but when it comes down to it, definitely your ass/thighs. He likes to lay his head on them, maybe even play with them if he's bored.

C - Cum

He likes to cum, like a lot. The way you squirm when the liquid spills out makes his cock twitch again, when the cum drips from your face after he face fucks you #TURN ONNNN!!

D - Dirty secret

Your guys relationship as a whole. Holden acts like he doesn't care about his parents' approval, but oh, deep down he cares a lot.

E - Experience

Hmm, I'll say Holden isn't experienced-experienced (if you catch my drift), but ofc he has knowledge of good ||sex.||

F - Favorite position(s)

COWGIRL, LEG UP, AND MISSIONARY. He LOVESSS Cowgirl and Missionary. He gets to see your pretty face in bliss as he fucks you. With Leg up, Holden only really likes to use it when he sees you getting sloppy.

G - Goofy

He goofs off for a bit, but he doesn't like to goof off for long or else he'll get needy and impatient.

H - Hair

1. Not a big fan of hairpulling, doesn't like the idea of hurting you even if it's for pleasure

2. He's well-groomed, not over the top but not too messy.

I - Intimacy

Holden likes to kiss you and tell you that he loves you. He also likes to get pampered by you.

J - Jerking off

Holden jacks off to the thought of you being wet (sexually and literally). The way the liquid (mostly water, oil, and slick) drips on you makes him rock hard.

K - Kink(s)

Oh, he definitely has a ||praise kink. He loves it when you call him "good boy" or "pretty boy". It makes him feel special, like hes the only one in this small world. For this one, I'm a bit ehh on it, but I see it a lot and that's a mommy/daddy kink. I don't really see it tho.

L - Location

Holden don't GAF. As long as you two are hidden, he will try to fuck especially if he's drunk.

M - Motivation

Sensually seeing you gets him going|| or when he has a tough day and needs to realize tension. 

N - No('s)

Anything that makes you uncomfortable is a NO. Pain is an on-and-off thing. As I said before, he doesn't like hurting you, but if you beg he'll do it, but only if you beg hard enough. He also doesn't like anything that even gives the slightest bit of a non-con vibe, which creeps him the hell out (me too king, me too).

O - Oral

Head is his specialty. Licking you up and tasting you just makes him all giddy inside and out. For his rating, it's a 9/10 only because he gets needy towards the end.

P - Pace

Oh, fast and gentle, he has barely any self-control, but he tries his best to keep gentle so he doesn't overwhelm you. He also likes to go slow and sensual on the perfect days, like birthdays, Valentine's Day, etc. To show his love to you.

Q - Quickies

Holden isn't a big fan of quickies, but he doesn't hate them. Usually, they get him needy and clingy, which doesn't match the timing, so a 6/10.

R - Risks

He's willing to experiment if it doesn't involve anything said in No('s). He doesn't mind making their sex life a little more fun.

S - Stamina

Oh, lawddd he's an adrenaline junkie, boy can go as long as 4 rounds if you push him. But usually, he's down for 2, for your comfort and a little of his.

T - Toys

He's neutral and doesn't own one for himself, but you guys do use a vibrator when you're pegging/fucking him.

U - Unfair

He likes to tease you from time to time, but most of the teasing comes from you, which is quite unfair to poor Holden.

V - Vocal

Oh, he's LOUD when you're pegging him, but when he's fucking you he's on base level. He deff whimpers!! Ouh he's a big whimper and loves to whimper at most things. He also does the other normal sex sounds (moans, groans, etc).

W - Wild card

He gets jealous when you pay him less attention than usual. Your attention has to be on him all the time.

X - X-ray

Average for both size and girth, he's uncircumcised. He has a pretty pink tip color tbh the only way to describe it is that his cock looks pretty. Also, you pretend that it's a bit bigger to make him happy.

Y - Yearning

It's high but not too high.

Z - ZZZ

An hour of you cuddling and pampering him, and he's knocked out. He loves to be babied by you, to be treated like a needy puppy who needs to be loved 24/7.

P.S: so while I was transferring this to Tumblr I realized that I forgot to remove some errors from Discord so I just ignore those

[9haharharley1]

If you're still accepting prompts, what about Jack asking Pitch to read him a book so he'll be lulled to sleep by the sound of his voice? And Pitch does it knowing full well what Jack's up to.

(I would also like to say that I adore your works and I come back to them often. I am gnawing on your words like a puppy. Thank you for the good food, and well-wishes :))

I'm always accepting prompts, but I may be slow to get to some of them! Sometimes, I'm just in a more perfect mood than others to write, so i let everyone know!

This fits so perfectly into my dyslexic Jack headcanon (and my own massive crush on Jude Law and his voice), and also is just too cute to pass up, especially after that last anon ask, which I will admit, put a damper on my mood the past few days.

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Jack practically cannonballed into bed, staff clattering to the floor as he took a running leap from the doorway into the room. Pitch barely managed to scoot out of the way, quickly sliding to the other side of the bed as Jack landed face-down on the mattress. The young spirit didn't move. Pitch peered down at him.

"Alright, Jack?"

His answer was a grumble muffled by the sheets, and Pitch couldn't contain a chuckle. He set his book down on his lap, not caring if he lost his page as it was one he had already read multiple times before. Placing a hand on Jack's head, he carded his fingers through soft white hair.

"What was that, darling?" he asked, a little softer this time. Jack groaned. He shuffled around a bit, the arms trapped underneath him wiggling up to grab a pillow from the head of the bed. Jack dragged it down to him, lifting his head long enough to shove it under him before burying his face again. More grumbling came mass. Pitch laughed again. "I can't help if you don't tell me what's wrong." He lifted his hand off Jack's head, keeping two fingers pressed to a cold neck. He walked them teasingly down Jack's skin to the neck of his hoodie.

Jack shivered under him. A hand swatted lazily at Pitch's fingers, and he gave up his teasing to rest his hand back on Jack's hair. His thumb brushed over a lightly flushed ear. A heavy sigh was muffled in the pillow, and then Jack was peeking a pretty blue eye up at him. It was bloodshot with exhaustion, purple bags starting to build up under his eyes. Pitch's brow furrowed. He adjusted, curling up around Jack while he leaned on his arm, book forgotten as he rubbed his thumb under Jack's eye. Jack closed it, sighing.

"It's nothing," Jack mumbled, mouth barely free of the pillow.

"It's not nothing. You look exhausted," Pitch stated gently. He brushed his fingers over Jack's forehead. He was unsure if he was reading too hard into it or if Jack felt warmer than he should. "When was the last time you slept?"

"When was the last time I was here?" Jack shot back. Pitch just stared down at him, and Jack opened his eyes to see him gazing back unblinking. He huffed. "Oh... fine! A week? Maybe? It hasn't been that long, and it's not like I need it all the time anyway!"

"Jack, you feel warmer than usual," Pitch pointed out. "What are you doing here anyway? I thought you'd be out spreading your winter cheer. It is still winter, isn't it?"

Jack grumbled. "Yeah, but it's not like I need to be out there 24/7." Pitch rose a brow at him. Jack rolled his eyes. "You're really gonna make me say it, aren't you?"

Pitch raised the other brow, confused. "Say it? Say what?"

"Oh, for the love of -" Jack cut off as he buried his face in the pillow. He continued to grumble loudly, Pitch just running his hand through his hair. It was best to let the little sprite get it out without chewing Pitch's ear off.

Not that he would mind the biting.

Pitch snorted, biting his lip when Jack lifted his head to glare at him, eyes exhausted. There was a light flush to his cheeks, and Pitch couldn't help but cup one in his hand. He wanted to kiss pouting lips.

"I just..." Jack looked away. He cuddled the pillow close under him, mouth hidden as he glared at the headboard. Pitch continued to watch him. "I missed you, you jerk..." Jack mumbled. His face flushed darker.

A bubble of warmth swelled and burst in Pitch's chest, a grin slowly pulling at his lips. He forced himself into Jack's space, laying his head on the bunched pillow as he wrapped an arm around Jack's back, the younger spirit squawking and shoving at him dramatically as Pitch pushed his face closer. He could only grin wider when Jack's laughter shone through his complaints.

"God, you're like a furnace! And twice as heavy!" the younger man grumbled. His attempts to shove Pitch off were weak at best. Pitch's hand found the back of Jack's head again. "Do you even know what personal space is? I swear, you're like a leech sometimes, always -" He pulled him down, cutting the winter sprite off with a kiss.

Pitch could barely contain his smile as Jack immediately opened up to him, moaning against his lips as Pitch sighed. Jack adjusted, laying on his side, with his fingers curled in Pitch's robe. Pitch pulled him close and practically flushed together as he teased his tongue along the seam of Jack's lips. Jack let him in with barely a token resistance, sucking on Pitch's tongue. Pitch moaned.

They lay like that for some time, simply kissing and holding each other, Pitch unable to get over that Jack would rather spend his time down in the dark with him rather than spreading his fun and snow. Even Jack seemed a little surprised by his own desire when Pitch teased him earlier, but he wasn't about to chase the boy out now. So Pitch continued to kiss him, savoring the feel of plush lips on his, pulling away only when Jack seemed to slow down, his body relaxing in the Boogieman's arms. Pitch kissed his cheek with a grin.

"You used up all your winter, didn't you?" he teased, pressing kisses all over Jack's face. Jack giggled, trying to push him away. "That's why you're so warm and tired."

"No, get off me!" Jack cried out. He shoved at Pitch's chest until the older spirit lay on his back, head turned so his gaze never left his sleepy sprite.

"Silly boy..." he mumbled, so tender and soft, emotion swelling in his heart that softened his gaze and made Jack blush and bury his face in Pitch's shoulder.

"I was just trying to get back to you sooner..." Jack mumbled, bashful. "I... may have been flying over Iceland when I decided I was ready to come back. I just needed to make it look like I was doing something before coming home."

Home.

Pitch's heart swelled. He swallowed thickly.

"Wanted to see you..." Jack continued. His voice was heavy with sleep. "Missed you."

Pitch laid a shaking hand on Jack's arm, which was curled around his own, hugging Pitch close and trapping him in place. He had never been so happy to remain trapped. "I missed you, too, Jack."

"Mm..." Jack sighed against his shoulder, frost dancing along black fabric. "What were you reading? Before I interrupted?"

Pitch had completely forgotten his book. Fumbling with one arm, he managed to find the book dangling precariously off the edge of the bed. "Just some short horror stories. I believe I personally inspired this author to write some of them, actually."

"Did you grab his feet from under his bed?" Jack murmured. Pitch glanced down at him, noticing his closed eyes.

He smiled fondly. "Probably. I'm sure he did something to deserve it, too."

Jack laughed.

"Read to me," he ordered. He snuggles closer, Pitch managing to bend his arm up enough to run fingers over Jack's shoulder.

"Are you sure?" he asked softly. "It might give you a nightmare."

"I'll name her Amora," Jack stated. "Read to me."

Pitch smiled. He pressed a kiss to Jack's hair, then tilted his head to rest his temple against Jack's. He lifted a knee to prop his leg against and propped the book up so he could read with on available hand. He opened to a random page, flipping forward a bit to find the next story. His voice was soft and steady as he began to read.

"It was many a year ago, in a kingdom by the sea..."

Jack was already out like a light.