#i need them so bad its not even funny
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Raquel and Hannibal better than me, cuz if I ever pulled a man like Will Graham or Sergio Marquina, would’ve not waste a SECOND to bent them over and fuck their pussy out and give them backshots like omg bruh…
(im so close to writing a damn smut drabble on Will Graham, that man is so fine and I need him more than anything, already did some with Sergio Marquina. He gotta get his turn ASAP)
#⊹ ࣪ 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨.𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬ᯓ★#im tweaking so bad thinking of both of them#i need them so bad its not even funny#I need to give them backshots#needthat#sergio marquina#will graham#la casa de papel#money heist#nbc hannibal#hannibal#alvaro morte#hugh dancy
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can i get a magical girl set please
#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#otori emu#im just going to start drawing ever set i want ti beg for. i wahted phantom thief wxs but inlove what we gor bc mizukitheworld so im good#phantom of the opera is p close to that. the mask even... actually i steal set dieas from rev/star becaude come on. theyre kind of real.#we need swan lake set and nutcracker set and little prince and e#and i want them all to be wxs because i am a wretched little beast. PLEAK#the set with all 5 little pink guys slready went to a diner theme and its the cutest set ever. but. magical girls...#dream place minori the cutest csrd set forever definitely comes close but Still. can i get a mixed even magical girl set pretty pleade#can it go to the april fools sunny smile sentai. wheres my mafuemu mixed event. PLEASE#it was so funny to me i also tried to draw tsukaser but the . level of effort compared to how i drew emu is SO. SO FOUL. EVEN I FELT BAD.
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they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#i drew this a few days ago but im so tired after work ngl . sittingnin bed like =__= ..#and im visiting family this weekend so idek if ill get to it until next weekend#but ya i love them i loge them so much#i love the tension in atots right after stanford comes back#and hes like writing sll this shit ab stan in the journal#while learning that he stole his identity and so on and stans like hey so i did this rly selfless thing for u can you at least#acknowledge it and they r just stewing in their own anger 😭#actually i love their dynamic so much . the arguing as they mimic each other 1:1 and rhe animosity and#ykw im gna make another post but the grammar stanley scene is my favorite#magbe its not post worthy nvm idc but thats probably one of my fav interactions in the whole series#its so stupid that u know its real HELPPlike yeah that rly isnjust how it is . in fact ive done more over less 🫶#HAHAHAHAH#ugh.love . lovee i wish#i dont think gf needs a continuation im totally in the 2 season boat here#but if they ever did a post series stan and ford exploration ohhh believe . trust tht i would not shut up ab it ever#i want to see them talk so bad . im so greedy bc i feel like they didnt talk enough in the series bc im partial 2 them i just want them in#everything .#i think their personalities are so fun esp bc ford isnt the annoying nerd archetype i like that hes a cocky bitch#and i like that stan is an equally cocky bitch and they both have too much pride that they butt heads over literally everythjng#but they also recognize how ridiculous it all is like 😭. even when theyre fighting over the journal they both r like ok pause r u ok#hmm.. so many ppl here capture their dynamic well too.😭at least the people who dont generalize either into a single personality trait yk#imso tired im tired#but guys i love talking ab ford and stan theybr so everything to me in ways i dnt think incould ever articulate like u see them and u just g#get it . ugh. turning my head and passing out . ford is so funny hes so stupid i love him i cant bekieve i was a ford hater im sorry ive#atoned im changed im a changed oerson i didnt realize the magnitude of his serve .but stanley as my day 1 will never change . just know .(k#idk if anyonf ever reads this fsr down but if u r here say cheesee📸📸
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been thinking about them lately ok
#lots of doodles ok these arent even close to finished and never will be#dhmis humanizations#dhmis duck#dhmis yellow guy#dhmis red guy#dhmis#anyways. i think rgs crush on duck is insaene in general i think its WORSE WHEN THEYRE HUMAN#i also think its really fucking funny#obsessed with this tiny balding little man who is Mean To Me#hes like a kid who would get bullied in high school to me#like idk. theyre da same to me in human au. which i suppose this is an au even tho im just trying to translate them as closely as i can#in my heart theyre still in the pink house#this is not like the apartments au to me at all. so to me the dynamic is still the same#and for those of u who dont remember that dynamic is RG being down bad for duck bc he WEIRDLY is godbless. but also insanely evasive and sh#and duck does not act like anything is happening between them but also in his head theyve been married for 30 years. but its obvious to him#so he doesnt feel the need to say anything duh.#and if he ever brought it up it would be a best friend debate again#'you think IM your husband?!?!' of course you are !! :] 'IM NOT. YOUR HUSBAND !! YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!!'
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ONE PIECE EP. 254 || Luffy finds out that Zoro was stuck in the chimney, while he was stuck in between two houses
bonus - Chopper clinging to Zoro
chapter 364
#one piece#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#opgraphics#onepieceedit#zolu#nami#tony tony chopper#luzo#i still find it amusing that oda decided to have them both be stuck at the same time while the rest of the crew needs to run to save robin#rlly bad timing but its also interesting that it was the romance dawn trio and chopper who saw the aqua laguna reaching water 7#makes me wonder how these 4 will take the news in egghead about rising ocean (if they even remember this. beside nami obviously)#mine#gif:zolu#gif:op anime#gif:one piece#zoro being so embarrassed that luffy found out he was stuck lol and luffy doesnt care. he just finds it so funny#but zoro wants to look cool in front of him askjskdj
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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.
So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.
#fe three houses#byleth#hanneman von essar#i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like#step back uh forget that I said that#like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad#if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just#honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean#also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly#then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction#which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them#with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage#and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that#and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations#that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something#and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately#and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??
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green beetle black beetle
#star wars#the original trilogy#boba fett#darth vader#hi. sorry for star war jumpscare. genuinely#i feel like ive kinda been on an art hiatus lately due to health stuff#i got diagnosed with a parathyroid disease recently (wahoo) so now i know why i have been feeling so bad! need more tests though#anyway. in the mean time most of the entertainment my brain can handle has been like. youtube clip compilations of shows and movies#not even the actual shows or movies. literally just sections of them on youtube#i wish i was joking#the only reason i know what happens in succession is because i have watched it in disjointed order in youtube compilations. not joking#anyway so ive learned a lot more about star wars than i ever. thought i would#mostly just the original trilogy and prequels. some of the old comics & books are interesting too#(sick to my stomach) i like darth vader he has like the same personality as ganondorf except he had no good reason for doing anything#when vader/anakin does literally anything weird or unacceptable it like. makes me laugh so hard its like jerma when he sees a car accident#boba fett’s costume design has been rotating in my head a lot too it’s very good#he’s very colorful and like. matte/unpolished compared to vader and it makes them a cool duo visually#those 2 are my favorites. vader why is the space cowboy the only person aside from sidious or tarkin who is allowed to get mad at you#sidious is my 3rd favorite. he sucks so bad as like a person that you just. you have no expectations of him except just being evil#so its just really funny like everything he does is horrible and he’s so happy all the time like good for him#i’m making it sound like ive never seen star wars before. i have i just never really cared about it until i got an endocrine disorder lmao#but yeah idk art may continue to be slow while im figuring out treatment stuff#if anyone reading this also has or has had hyperparathyroidism im wishing the strength & radiance of 1000 beautiful horses upon you
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nightmare's gang but they're one of those youtube family channels that extorts the kids. HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT
i mean cmon man managing his multiversal takeover scheme must take a lot of money. nightmare needs a source of income. so what better than to torture and extort his gang even more. he makes them behave and act entertaining for the camera because if not they get beat and punished. he has cameras everywhere in the castle for content and to monitor everyone. people online are worried about the "kids" on the channel because they are CLEARLY being abused and exploited. nightmare gets a feast of negativity from these peoples' worries. now do i think that he would be cruel enough to force his gang to act like children for this channel?? i dunno,,,,,,,, perchance (YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PERCHANCE)
idk there's definitely a lot more than could be done with this stupid idea. but i just think,,,,,, i just think it would be funny,,,,, think about it,,,,,,,,,,
#IM CRACKING UP AT THIS THIS IDEA IS SO FUNNY TO ME#people comment wear a green shirt in the next video if youre in danger#dust wears a green shirt#blink 7 times in the next video if you need help#horror blinks 7 times#yet theres nothing anyone can do to save them😭😭😭#nightmare would learn how to use the internet and how to advertise n all that complex stuff#JUST FOR THIS. just so he can extort his gang and make others feel bad#somewhere out there there's a 5 year old that actually enjoys nightmare's content#what would the channel be called????#definetely something to fuck over dream. or something that's vaguely threatening#i dunno i cant think of ideas for this but its just SO FUNNY to me......#someone should make a crack taken seriously fanfic of this idea#I SHOULD DO IT. jk i dont wanna write....... but its a funny idea#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#nightmare sans#murder time trio#bad sanses#bad sans gang#nightmare's gang#maybe i'll even include cross in this. what the hell#cross sans#i mean it would be funnier with cross there. so i GUESS ill let him sneak on in#i take cross out of his happy life in the stars and drop him back in the hell that is nm's gng#tricule rant
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more of mickey forgetting he probably Shouldnt just spontaniously mention his Brother with no context
theyre so in love and obsessed w eachother
i did that rabbit round up quest. why would you need to do that. but i only found it at the 2nd one does the 1st one explain more or qhat
every time i go back to epic mickey i also go back to that concept art of oswald i think merging w the blot storm. mourning what couldve been lowkey. ill put them under the cut 4 context
so cool .. so cool
#epic mickey#epic mickey rebrushed#epic mickey fanart#oswald rabbit#oswald the lucky rabbit#ortensia whiskers#ortensia the cat#donald duck#minnie mouse#i need to like flesh out my own oswald blot au its such a neat idea and i dont see enough people mess around w it#do his kids even have a term to tag them with. theyre just 420 rabid rabbit children what do i call that#sorry i keep mentioning house ive been watching it and think its funny to project that on my favs#I DID THAT LITTLE QUEST WITH ORTENSIA'S LOCKET. UTTERLY SICKENINGGGG#i gave it to oswald ofc. he was so calm ??? and he called mickey by name it was so heartbreaking he misses his wife SO BAD#i also got epic mickey in case u couldnt tell. its so fun#i need to fnd my art from my old computer of blot oswald and redraw it
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oh how i love boom era dream 🙏
#specifically those nohyuck pictures#i yap on about boom jisung but can we talk about boom haechan 😵💫😵💫😵💫#i want him so bad its not even funny#i will find a way to incorporate these into lotc trust 🙏#i need them to being back these hair colours again#🌸 hua rambles: nct
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“Your fav DC male character is prob Batman/Dick Grayson/Jason Todd or smthn like that…”
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Yeah, right…
(I will literally fuck the shit out of them so bad until they’re sobbing and can’t form words anymore and still feel me for a week.)
#⊹ ࣪ 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨.𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬ᯓ★#i need them so bad its not even funny.#i will fuck them till my hips fracture#I NEED TO GET THEM PREGNANT🙏#john constantine#lord morpheus#dream of the endless#the sandman#keanu reeves#tom sturridge
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never getting over this picture of them actually, the way jenson looks at him like… I’M GOING INSANEE😭
#im crying to hard i miss them#a jenmag reunion would fix everything tbh…#these two live in my brain and heart rent free#starving for jenmag content… sigh….#i need a jenmag interaction so bad its not even funny anymore#can you tell i love them more than anything?#jenmag has my heart no matter what (sorry haasbands…)#jenson button#jb22#kevin magnussen#kmag#km20#jenmag#jenmag agenda#no one gets them like i do
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i think the reason i cling to male characters so much despite being sapphic is that im like literally obsessed with the idea of a man loving me and being nice to me. something that has never occurred
#this is about to get reeeaaaaaaaalllllllllll venty so just a heads up i just need this off my chest bad#tw vent#im so jealous of the people who have had wonderful male figures in their lives because in no capacity have i ever had that#i've had a positive relationship with. one man in my life#my friend#we're not even like besties or anything. just friends#ive had 3 dads (one biological 2 step) and all of them have fucking sucked and traumatized me#every male ex ive ever had traumatized me#like i just so badly want to believe that there are good men out there#and i know that there are plenty of people out there who love men and have had great relationships#AND IM SO JEALOUSSDLKFJ#im just literally the epitome of daddy issues which is so funny#my stepbrother even calls me “daddy issues”#i dunno im just spewing nonsense but like. its just been heavy on my heart recently#and why ive been struggling with my sexuality so much#blegh#eeeuuuuuuuuughghgggg
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What do you think about gojo ships
I feel like I'm pretty indifferent to most of them. This is super cringe of me, but whenever I fall super in love with a character I don't often like shipping them romantically with anyone. 💀 (im delusional I know)
It doesn't help that for some reason the jjk fandom (especially twt) is weirdly aggressive about ships. I know it isn't all the shippers and it's mostly just the loud minority, but seeing so much of the discourse has kinda put me off and I don't really engage much with the ships in the fandom except for rarepairs and selfships bc alot of the time those communities are more wholesome and cozy (if that makes sense LOL)
#satofie best ship#andnajdjskdjksnfksndjdj im sorry im cringe 😔😔#anyways i honestly have no idea#its not even about not liking seeing him with others bc i enjoy seeing other ppls gojo × oc/selfships#i just for some reason dont really vibe with any of the existing gojo ships in the series#weirdly enough if i had to choose one i feel like sukugo is the most interesting one LOL they are so funny with eachother#i feel like in a different life they really couldve hit it off#i feel bad for gojohime shippers sometimes#like i personally dont like the ship but oh my god ppl on twitter are so mean about that ship i dont even know why ???#is it bc alot of them prefer him shipped with a guy ?? or they dont like seeing another woman that isnt them with him?? i dont know#but i see so much hate for it and it makes me sad bc like just move on or mute the account so u dont have to see it if you really hate it#the amount of times ive seen some big jjk account qrt a fanart dissing the ship while also getting more likes than the artists post is craz#why do ppl fight over fake people kissing.......#i remember this one account specifically that was obsessed with gojo but they were so snobby about it and like gatekeeping other fans#and they really hated gjhm and for some reason felt the need to make it into a problematic ship instead of just saying#i dont like this and moving on#but they made this whole thing abt how toxic they actually are bc utahime hates gojo#only to (in the same thread) gush over their fave ship which was nanago#and i felt crazy bc its......literally the same dynamic what#like am i missing something ?????#anyways this got a bit wild but pls be nice to eachother and respect eachothers ships#you dont have to justify why u dislike a ship you can just not like it#no need to turn it problematic
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its so funny to me how before ventures release everyone was like "omg them and junkrat would be so cute they should date" but after their release, after we learned more abt venture and their personality everyone collectively switched to "...actually. ME and venture should be dating" pshshshs
#im guilty of as well so im not even judging#its just so funny#the selfshipping goes crazy#rambling#i need them so bad not even gonna lie.
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seeing a lot of koreans hating on/complaining about the sm game caterers #twinning
#the more i look at it the more i hate it#even tho theres ppl there that i like a lot#the balance and vibes overall are soooo bad#and everyone complaining about the same people (doyoung seulgi suho wonbin karina) bc they dont do well in variety 😭😭😭#and somebody else said oh this is like a gathering of the company bootlickers 😭😭😭😭☠️😭☠️#i saw many ppl say they shouldve brought yesung instead of leeteuk..... idk about that.... maybe i need to check out suju content again cos#i dnt rmr that guy being that funny#im just thankful they didnt bring heechul#also some czennies saying they shouldve brought johnny or yuta instead of doyoung and brought yeri instead of seulgi.... im afraid i didnt#see the vision at first but now i see it.....#also saw this one person say they shouldve brought minho instead of key and i couldnt disagree more..... key is able to control himself and#go with the flow but minho is too passionate and he gets serious about games WAY too easily#and it wouldnt go well with this team especially bc its full of awkward unfunny people....#also saw some ppl say they shouldve invited eunseok instead of wonbin and i kind of agree.... wonbin is too slow and too unfunny and awkwar#eunseok is awkward but at least he's funny about it#i dnt think sohee would do well in this tho he always freezes up in front of sunbaes and he's not that funny either#also aespa wise all four of them are unfunny and awkward in front of other artists but karina freezes up the worst of them all#if they changed other artists i feel like giselle would do well in this#exo wise all the real funny members left sm and the medium funny members are busy so suho was the only choice left#chanyeol has the same problem as minho. sehun isnt funny. kai is in the military. only suho left.....#also cant believe ppl r doubting hyoyeons variety abilities shes gotten so much better over the years!!!!!! however i do agree that yuri#wouldve been a great choice as well#oh and back to aespa after reading some more comments i see a lot of ppl mentioning ningning but i feel like this would also depend on#changing the current line up. more especifically the nct one and red velvet one#shes not funny and she also freezes up badly + needs support to fully unleash her charm in variety shows. plus shes not competitive at all#ok thats it on my analysis so far after reading many comments and rewatching the teaser a couple of times#i could analyse these ppl all day.... love reading other ppls comment on this#i feel like na pd is to blame partially for this fail but also sm artists just arent as close as they used to be lol#01
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