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er1-ch4n · 1 year ago

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I NEED BUDDHA'S TEMPTATION SO BADLY OAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY I NEED HIM OAAAaAAAaAuuUuUUUuUGhhhhH-

#the tale of food #buddha's temptation #dumbass catgirl rambles #i need him so badly bro #i really do #食物语 #食物語

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turtleblogatlast · 9 months ago

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Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him#I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them #like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full #his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭#if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does #me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill #Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is)#he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations #something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that #Mikey tells people what they need to hear #Leo tells people what they want to hear #not only out of his own agenda either #when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother #even if he would have rather bullhop left #meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is #small character moment that means a lot to me #Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings #Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction #but he is easily cowed by guilt #regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade #and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want #I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED)#the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway #there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!!#literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest #no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here

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narwhalandchill · 1 year ago

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oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony #anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate #skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant #instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady #then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change #and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again #make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello #i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔#so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl #anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows.#riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us #bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath #whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage.#why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself #funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that)#anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch #aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck #WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH??????#i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed #rambles #genshin #childe #childeposting #narwhalposting

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pianokantzart · 11 months ago

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Thinking about how the most anxious and inexperienced version of Mario is paired up against the most unhinged and powerful version of Bowser.

#Mario Movie #Super Mario Bros #super mario brothers #I may be oversimplifying I have not thoroughly explored every iteration of Bowser #BUT still thinking about how handily he fought Princess Peach and Donkey Kong at the same time #plus the sort of power it took from the Super Star to defeat him (his ship frickin EXPLODED and he was still in once piece and conscious?)#don't even get me started on the power behind his fire breath... melting steel and destroying entire kingdoms.#And then there's Mario #a silly little well-meaning plumber who's like '''???? What is going on??? Where is my brother????'' the whole time #just to be targeted by Bowser for merely existing within five feet of Princess Peach for longer than twenty minutes #I just... it's so GOOD #I need the sequel so badly I NEED to see Mario and Luigi fighting this version of Bowser with only common powerups and their wits #I need to see how they emotionally cope with knowing they're going in for round two against this loony juggernaut

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greywardenmonkey · 7 days ago

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its not a lie to say that veilguard takes the themes from every previous dragon age game and absolutely butchers them to pieces i dont think

#veilguard critical #da4 critical #veilguard is the worst dragon age game in history. everything in it has been done already and done SO much better #i used to hate inquisition in comparison to the previous games. i cannot believe i am saying that i LOVE inquisition in comparison to VG #at least inquisition didnt treat you like a stupid diaper baby who cant make inferences or read context clues #if you think the writing is good...i think theres something a little wrong with you #you need your hand held through everything? really? you need to be told what to think every five seconds to get it through your head?#a summary after every mission? a 30 second varric monologue to remind you of what you did?#sorry bro but are you dumb? im not dumb. thats why i couldnt even finish the game. because this game was treating me like i was.#this game should have been gatekept from new players. if this is what it took to introduce new dragon age fans then holy freaking cow #no chantry? no lyrium potions? no racism against elves/dwarves/qunari IN TEVINTER?#NO SLAVERY IN TEVINTER????#i learned more about tevinter from ZEVRAN than i did in veilguard.#i learned more about nevarra from CASSANDRA #learned more about the qunari from STEN and THE IRON BULL #i hate these companions. i hate that i loved solas and the game is making me slog through fetch quests to get to him.#solas was the only reason i wanted this game. but hes only really part for a total of like 30 minutes.#what the heck. how do you mess up this badly

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deus-ex-mona · 20 days ago

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tokishun’s qrt of the ed announcement t h o u g h lmaoooooooo

#(for those who forgor: tokishun is koichiro’s va)#(and for those who just found out what maho.yaku is (same here tbh): tokishun apparently voices someone in it? (according to wiki))#(it’s always funny (to me) when vas make references to the characters they voice)#(throwback to egu.taku’s and zakki’s big/little bro exchange back when the lxl movie was in production)#(speaking of tokishun… still manifesting pr.sk rks romeo cover tbhhhhh)#(pls let rks duet again pr.sk rui was so funny in ena5 let him duet with his precious loud and annoying bby in a cover song again)#(y e s badly cropped image is badly cropped i need to hit my annoyance quota of the week ok~~~?)#(what’s with all the brackets? idk it was supposed to be just one tag but it just kept going and now idk when to stop adding ‘em)

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nebuladreamz · 11 months ago

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*CRASHES IN *💥💥💥

NEBBY!!!

I JUST REALIZED I DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT YOUR AUS OR OCS PLEASE SLAM AN INFO DUMP ON ME

WAUGH UH

OKAY OKAY UH VERY SHITTY SLIDESHOW GO

#nebula answers #saltyfryz #on one hand #i so badly wish to go off on main #because the amount of shit i have on ALL my creations from my mind resides there rent free #but on the OTHER hand #brain being a bitch on if people would be interested in hearing about the insanity that goes on in my brain /lh #i prommy guys im normal <- lying #i shit you all not there is LAYERS TO SHIT #like how there are redesigns ive been working on #hushabye's? my ass needs to touch up their designs and work on their lore #both for their own restaurant and for if or when i transfer them to the plex #diego? dinosaur man pictured with the others?? bro he got a glow up and i STILL need to touch up his lore (and design i need to properly-#-draw him a fullbody ref)#fucking MONARCH PRISCILLA OCTANTIS POLARIS AND THETA??#polaris and octantis have their own shit with each other #theta is a blunt bitch who's just Doing his Job #and then there's the layered hellscape that is monarch and priscilla's whole deal #which i STILL WANT TO DESIGN THEIR DAYCARE I WANT TO DESIGN AND MAKE ENVIRONMENTS!!!!#the same with hushabye gang's restaurant too!!!#oops thats a lot of tags uhm.#shaky thumbs up example one <3

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ableedingpromise · 5 months ago

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God I'm so fucking annoyed how come she gets to treat me however she likes and then gets to say she didn't mean it?????

#have u considered not constantly comparing me to ur abusive husband who hit u??????#since i was like 8 its really fucking weird #like who in their right mind tells their child theyre naturally destructive just like their father and then says ohhhhh but i didnt mean it #are u fucking insane #doesnt help that i look like him too everyone tells me that #and now she acts like me raising my voice once means she needs to walk on eggshells around me wtf #what about how u treated me from ages 13-16 #freak #i cant believe this shes treating me like im some scary stranger as if shes not the one with full financial control and that im this horribl #person go kill yourself omgjdjsjsjwjwwhwhhw #fuck u #last year was the worst year of my life and that was wholy bc of u you showed me what place i really have in this family and that it was not #hing. how is sveryrone so ready to throw me away??#yet everyone else gets to say shes sooo proetctive and loving fuck off you wouldnt even tell them youre treating me badly diedie diediediedi #i want to cut so bad bro #but i promised myself i wont so #i mean i dont even have any way of gettibg blades so whatver #just remembered her reaction to me cutting #nothing. yeah absolutely no reaction. i thought the worat thing that could happen was her gettjbg mad at me again but no #i realised there was somwthing worse. she just straight up doesnt care #useless mother #im fine w u treating me like shit ive accepeted it that i have no place in anyone's life unlesss i hive into this but at least #at least stop trying to confront me like this #just let me rot in peace #i really dont want to do this anymore #any time now she'll ask me if i was pretending to cry so i wpuldnt have to go out w her now #as if that isnt insulting #and then she'll say i wasnt trying to be rude!!! as if she hasnt always treated me like none of my feelings r real. i only ever overeact. ok

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devoted-horror · 3 months ago

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Hello, i really like how you write and it feels pretty accurate to the lore (maybe idk i forgot) anyways, i heard fnaf and dbd are collabing in summer 2025 idk if bhvr trolling but it'll be cool if the missing kids become the survivors or killers. I wonder what the killers actually think about kids being in the Entity's realm. And probably William afton or springtrap is just there and just brags how killed the kids and uses them for a bunch of experiments. I wonder how some of the killers react (put any killers that would probably be like 'wtf is this guy saying' and felt pity for the kids, some humanity ig)

tbh i'm on the side of people who think that it'll probably just be a cosmetic collab, personally. i also don't really think bhvr would put actual children in their game, neither as a survivor or killer tbh. if there were an actual chapter to come out of this collab, i would probably guess it would probably be movie related?? so springtrap, mike and vanessa, most likely, but idk i've only been playing the game since december last year so i'm still Very new. though it would be very funny to load into a game and be hunted down by an animatronic of a bear possessed by a child. and sad. very sad.

but. the idea of a child ending up in the fog has always been on my mind so. let's say these kids did get dragged into the fog. dare i say... killers and survivors join forces and boycott the entity. i don't think any of these guys would be chill with kids just... hangin around a place like this.

god, and imagine anna finding out that william killed them bro.... it's on sight. old british guy will not escape unscathed, i fear.

maybe it's because i'm against child murder, personally, but i don't think any of the killers would be chill with afton. obviously, i don't think the non-human killers such as singularity, unknown, nemesis, etc etc would necessarily care much, but if william actively goes around and brags about how he took away their lives and whatnot, then yeah. my dude is gonna have no friends in the fog.

and i think it's safe to say that not a single survivor would be chill with william afton at all. not even because he's a killer meant to torment them endlessly, it's literally the child murder that they all hate. if they could, i think they'd all gang up on him. but alas.

also i hate to say this but one time i read a fic where a kid did end up in the realm and the entity adopted her so now i just have this image in my head of the entity having a 'realm's no.1 mother' mug and showing off her kid to the killers and survivors with pride.

so if the kids did end up in the fog, i just picture the entity adopting them, i fear.

this does make me wonder what william's ability and perks would be if he were put in the game, tbh.

but thank you for the kind words!! i'm still fairly new to the game, w only like... roughly 700 hours i think, but i really love it and the characters and i can talk about it for. a hot second, obviously. i'm committing character lore into memory, and i try to have that reflect in my writing as best as i can so!!

fhdjksfghd yeah anyways. i will stop yapping.

#anon #im sorry if this was a request i. just love yapping i fear #and this gave me funny thoughts #images of william afton boasting about his kills #while everyone shakes their head in disappointment #bc honestly i dont think most of them would care abt it but also like #cmon man... kids??? where's the thrill??? they can't fight back bro #i do hope it's a chapter collab tbh but. idk cosmetic seems more likely but #who knows. fingers crossed.#i want vanessa in the game.... so badly..... i'll abandon trying to p100 yunjin for her....#im just sayin. chapter or cosmetic collab idc dwight needs a fazbear entertainment employee cosmetic #THIS ISNT WILLIAM AFTON SLANDER BTW i just like bullying him #dbd #dead by daylight #discussions with v.#new tag for sorting:#v talks dbd.#for when i yap too much about it...

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clownboymcchucklefuck · 7 months ago

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I NEED ORPHEUS X READER FICS STAT, PLEASE PLESSE PLEASE

#IDENTITY V ORPHEUS TO SPECIFY #PLEASE #PLASEEEEW #I NEED HIM SO BADLY #identity v #idv #idv novelist #orpheus idv #orpheus deross #Bro our last names are close as well #He my hubby fr #Don't tell Kat I'm looking for fics btw #orpheus identity v

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mayearies · 1 year ago

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dont read the tags thanks

#that long ass tounge bruh.#ik it he curls it #that shit has to be like nine inches i swear #like literally slurping you up bruh #HE SO…#IK HE CAN LAST ALL WEEK #MONTH #IF I DARE.#AND I DO.#bro would have his tounge all the way down your asophogas #ik eddie felt that #wishin i was eddie so he could be inside me rn #‘till-‘ we are not stopping.#who told you we were stopping?#nobody exactly.#ik he would tell you good job but be so sweet abt it bro #BRO I NEED HIM SO BADLY.#thank you

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primaldesire · 2 years ago

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I just wanna %^^&T&**&^$$#^U#(($&^&$*(@)*$&*$&& and &^&*$(*&^&$*$*&&%& until &%^^%*(%(($(*$&*#(#(* and then go to sleep then wake back up and ^$%&$**$((&^*$^%#&*#&^^%$* him yk

#i want him soo bad #i need him #he so ughhhh #that worm gotta go tho #I need this man like I need oxygen #I just wanna bite him he's so fucking fine bro #finna get down on one knee for this man...or two #a five bedroom three bathroom house with a picket fence and three kids and a golden retriever sounds lovely rn #i'm down deep in the trenches for this man #ugghhhhhh I NEED HIM SO BADLY #toji fushiguro #jjk x black reader #anime x black!reader #toji fushiguro x black reader

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lxnarphase · 2 months ago

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i also forgot to mention tai lung

like pls what the fuck is wrong with me they're all furries LMAO

also your response to my other hear me outs was genuinely so funny i 💀😭

I TAKE EVERYTHING I SAID BACK YOU HERT ME SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GOD I WANT THAT FURRY BASTARD SO FUCKING MUCH BRO

ANON I LOVE YOU WE ARE SO TWIN

#˗ˏˋ ★ ring ring .ᐟ #I USED TO LOOK ALL OVER THE INTERNET FOR FANFIC OF HIM BRO HE WAS SO FINE TO ME #I CANT EVEN BE EMBARRASSED BOUT THIS I NEEDED HIM BADLY BRUH

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fatuismooches · 1 year ago

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smooches i am going to cry

i had a dream where pantalone appeared on a trailer for a 4.3 event 😭💔 it was so realistic and it even had two versions w his english and japanese voice actors like???? PLEASE JUST THROW ME A BONE MIHOYO

the disappointment when i woke up...just wanted to share my sadness w someone 💔💔💔

OH MY GODDD THAT'S SO SAD 😭 i hate having realistic dreams and waking up to find out they're not true 😭 but damn two voice languages...? you really are desperate huh (me too dear) But i guess having a Pantalone dream is better than nothing at all... (me who never gets dreams about my favs 💔) Makes me wonder though, how will he look in a trailer?? I know his in-game model will be stunning 🥺🥺

#smooches talks #i need him in game so badly bro i cant do this anymore #WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SNEZHNAYA NOOO #not gonna lie tho i think ive only heard pantalones voice in english #its just too good and smooth and silky

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mango-mya · 6 months ago

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I finished the indigo disk.....ouhhh Kieran 😭😭😭😭😭😭 UEUE💧💧🩷🩷💔🩷YUEHEHE💔🩷🩷😕UEHUUEJUEU💧💧💧😭😕😭💧😕💧 I LOVE YOU KIERAN 💔💔🩷💔🩷🩷🩷

#Carmine pissed me off so bad she needs to be humbled BADLY #i understand that he pushed you and everyone else away but omfg????? try harder dude. UGGGGHHHHH MEAN AS HELL OUHHH I HATE HER #and rhe MOMENT he starts to feel like himself again u start to push him around again OHHH OHV OYHHHGHEJKWOWW????? SHUT UPPPPPP #AND on top of that she thinks we're buddies. bro i hate u #u called me all sorts of things because i was visiting Kitakami for a school trip but ohhh as SOON AS U VISIT PALDEA U THINK U OWN THE PLACE #OKAYYYYY BUDDY SHUT UP #“Ummm!!! btw we had to deal with all sorts of pokemon while u were away too!!” THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME DO EVERYTHING STFUUUUUUUUUUU #u can afford to get your SCHOOL UNIFORM a little dirty in the name of science dude #sorry chat i really don't like Carmine #Kieran ily forever ur such a sweetie pie

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deadrlngers · 1 year ago

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what if violante talked gale out of the whole ascension to godhood thing. and what if she died at the end of it all. and what if gale, crushed by the insurmountable grief, decided to use the crown. and what if he brought her back from the lands of deads. and what if violante is insanely angered with him for that but also fond of that feeling that brought him to defile the laws of nature. and what if she's forever bound to him now, and she hates him but she loves him and it's going to be eternal

#rena.txt #like it's no necromancy but it is. like it's the higher step. i mean he doesn't want a zombie he wants her back as she was it's not enough #he needs more power and he can't accept that she's leaving him behind. it's like a part of me died with you but we're also alive but we wil #never be the same #like violante has been s*icidal for her whole life i think. especially in the last years. before gettig snatched by mindflayers she was #ready to tear herself apart but death got whisked away from her hands again. and when it actually happens? and finally she can find the #rest she wanted oh so badly it gets taken away from her again for his selfishness. like. the layers bro..perhaps..........#AND IMAGINE his resentment when he gets called 'selfish'. like. i did all of this for you and you call me selfish? the hatred the betrayal #the horror and the love. and in the end it doesn't matter he thinks. it will pass she will see reason. they have eternity for forgiveness.#idk if i'm making any sense today i have so many thoughts #AND LIKE. it's not real life anyway. she's a walking corpse. smth IS wrong with her. and this second life is nothing but pain. she doesn't #eat bc she doesn't need it and everything tastes rotten anyway and she's cold. perpetually cold and she can feel it and there's not even a #beating heart in her chest..THE HORRORS...........#the god won't let me die / i'm god matching couple shirt they could get....AKFJSLFJSFKSK

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