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I had only seen spoilers of the new Geats ep so far but I'm gonna Rudi Wenders-ify Michinaga in my mind you can't stop me
Thing is I had been wanting to write that vampire!AU for the Geats OT4 and originally I wanted to write Michinaga as being turned into a vampire, but then I decided I could adapt Vamp!lore instead then I remembered Rudi and I went OH SHIT
And because not a lot of people know Rudi in the west (in fact, only like ten people do) (and only like two of us know both him AND Michinaga, lol), lemme ramble a bit about him.
Rudi Wenders is a character in Narita Ryohgo's light novels titled Vamp! To give a brief synopsis about those novels - they are about vampires. Duh.
Rudi isn't a vampire, though. Rudi befriended a vampire he shouldn't have, and in return, that vampire destroyed Rudi's entire life. He killed everyone around him, pretty much only leaving Rudi and his best friend (who also befriended the vampire) alive. So Rudi stayed behind, broken, traumatized - and filled with rage and hatred for all vampires. (Trauma -> hatred for an entire group based on that. hmmm.)
So when he was approached by other vampires to work for them, to get the power to be stronger, to be able to hunt vampires - he accepted. He willingly worked for other vampires in his pursuit of power, wanting to hunt down the person who destroyed his life. And he got stronger. And stronger. And stronger. (blinded desire to get stronger, even accepting powers from shady sources in a way that could be deemed hypocritical hmmm)
And it reached the point his body started to literally fall apart because it just couldn't keep up with what he had done to himself. (HMMMM I WONDER WHERE I AM GOING WITH IT)
And through all these years of breaking his own body apart, festering in his own rage and thirst for revenge he got completely blinded. See, he also blamed himself. "If I wouldn't have befriended that vampire, none of that would have happened", and so it reached a point when he had seen other humans being close to vampires he went absolutely berserk. He damn near killed that human in his blinded rage. (So... seeing someone who is kinda naive, and represents something that conflates with your worldview - aka "vampires and humans cannot coexist" or "all kamen riders suck", and going murderous on them? HMMMMMM.)
Rudi looked at himself, and realised a simple truth - in his quest for power and revenge, he became just as bad as the vampire who set his hometown on fire and murdered everyone there.
And Rudi decided "I don't care" and he kept going. (Hmmmm)
The thing about Rudi is, though - all these years of rage, and when he was standing face to face with Theo (the vampire who ruined his life) again - well. That confrontation did Not go the way he thought it would.
Narita in general is a very interesting writer because Revenge is a theme that comes back through many of his stories, and always treats it differently - there are characters who get their revenge, and then go and live normal lives, there are characters who get their revenge and realize they are irreversibly broken by that point, there are characters who decide revenge just simply isn't worth it.
Rudi isn't allowed to get his revenge, and Rudi breaks.
He decides he doesn't care about cycle of revenge shit. He doesn't care if he is becoming as bad as Theo. And yet, he breaks. Because he realizes he didn't know everything about Theo, and what happened that night, and why did they happen the way they did. Was his vengeance misplaced? No. It was still Theo who murdered all those innocent people and it was an irrefutable fact. But there were still pieced of the puzzle he didn't know and while it didn't absolve Theo of his sins, it sure as fuck placed a lot of things about Rudi's beliefs into a different context. Because Rudi was convinced that everyone had died because he befriended Theo, and that just means humans and vampires cannot coexist -> and let's just say that uhhhh the context was uhhhhh a tad bit different. Not different enough to completely flip a switch, but different enough to shake Rudi's entire worldview.
Also Rudi was supposed to die, only to have his cells forcefully reanimated, keeping him alive, so uh Get Jyamatoified Idiot
Sure you can argue Rudi had lost way more to go off the deep end the way he did - but he not only had done worse things, he also got broken more by the latest volumes. (Vamp! VI when?) Rudi went through a lot more harrowing shit (I barely even scratched the surface here, the entire thing is SUPER fucked up), but also Rudi had done A LOT OF FUCKED UP SHIT HIMSELF OKAY. Most Vamp! readers I know went through a period of "FUCK Rudi" while reading the books before we also got clobbered by the reveals, okay.
Rudi and Theo are not like Michinaga and Ace. Michinaga projects his hatred for Kamen Riders at Ace, who in his mind embodies everything that Riders are, meanwhile Theo is the direct cause of Rudi's trauma. Also because it's a written medium with revolving POV, we DO get to peek into Rudi's mind multiple times so we KNOW his thought processes exactly - there aren't even many illustrations of him, and only One where we do see his face, and that is post-breakdown. For Michinaga all we can go off are his words, actions, and how Mokudai plays him.
I wish I would have something smart to say. But last we saw Rudi he was a broken mess, his entire worldview kicked over again, and we don't know how his story will end. Maybe we never will. Editors don't seem to really want Narita to write Vamp! Editors don't really seem to let Narita publish Baccano! either let alone Vamp!, lol.
But the end result is the same - Rudi and Michinaga, two characters so blinded by their quest for revenge they were willing to destroy everything, including themselves to get it, consequences be damned. You could argue Rudi was a bit more self-aware about his own hypocrisy, but knowing and not caring is still fucked up, isn't it?
And yet I just want both of them to be happy in the end. I'd love for Michinaga to have a Rudi-esque breakdown in the end of the next arc. As long as he is happy afterwards. Because I'm not sure I'll ever see Rudi being happy in his own story.
Anyway, Rudi Wenders is neat, look at him
He's even basically a toku character, walking around in an armor for a lot of the time
#kamen rider geats#vamp!#ramblings#listen the target audience of this post is ME#i need another fucking coffee#and i REALLY need to write that vamp!au
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I cant believe these live in my house with me
#like. oh my god.#I don’t talk about my guinea pigs that often on here but I need u guys to know that they exist and I love them so fucking much#guinea pigs#the one on the left is boo berry#middle is trix#right is cocoa puff#booboo is a neutered boar and he’s the sweetest little baby ever. he’s so laid back and calm#trix is skittish and very feisty#cocoa puff is a grouchy old lady these days but in her youth she was a very intelligent and friendly piggie#louie.txt#I used to have another one named coffee bean but she sadly passed away recently#so I adopted trix and booboo as companions for cocoa puff#The introduction went really well but I think cocoa puff is a bit thrown off bc trix and booboo are young (trix is 11mo booboo is 2y)#shes like get these goddamn kids off my lawn!!!!!!#we both miss coffee bean a lot#we had some time to prepare bc she was sick for a couple months before her passing#but waking up one morning to find her dying was very shocking and traumatizing#she was my little baby i miss her#she was skittish and shy but sweet. no hint of attitude in her she was just anxious#unlike trix who is both anxious and full of unbridled rage#anyways#Rest In Peace Coffee Bean youll always be my little baby
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well that was a shortlived good feeling about my job
#maybe i should just become unemployed. maybe i should just suffer!#recap of todays further events .#that supervisor? who i kinda didnt already like but now absolutely hate?#she came down to confirm that i wasnt leaving. okay . and then she fucking tells me#oh we're going to get another person to help out from this other company. we were going to do that bc we thought you were leaving#but she thinks that even if im staying there should be another person on this floor. bc apparently more has to be done#and there are 'constant complaints' abt this floor . which doesnt make sense to me bc there shouldnt be#and so we're waiting to see what the manager decides but hes on fucking vacation and wont get back until. next week??#she said she was gonna email him and like right after she left i emailed and texted him explaining everything#and trying to very nicely say hey what the fuck are you doing you don't need to hire anyone else#and if im doing a bad job fucking tell me so i can do it better. bitch#and she had the nerve to fucking tell me when she was talking to me#that i wont find an easier job than this one#well if its so fucking easy why are we hiring someone else#by the way getting that extra person from this other company doesnt cost them anything which is why theyre doing it i think#which is making me not feel good abt my own future lmao. like why would they keep paying me when they can get someone for free#and she was saying all this stuff like oh you have it so good here we dont write you up i do all this stuff to help you like . ok#i didnt ask you to come downstairs w the coffee order and if you wanted me to i would come up . god#but the thing of me not being able to find a better job like wow! what if i killed you. for saying that to my face#and she talks abt how shes been w the company 20 years ok and that doesnt give you an excuse to treat me like a child. jesus#anyway im very pissed off and not enjoying my work situation lol. i dont wanna do this anymore#but looking at other jobs im so unemployable. sigh
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sometimes i think u ppl conflate "platonic" with "neutral" or even worse with "barely like." platonic is a love. platonic is not neutral it is already so far above neutral! it's predicated on love. god i have a headache. justice for platonic relationships. they're not neutral, they're not boring. so often u ppl think that because everyone's first (wrong and incorrect) example of platonic is familial and u hate ur bio family that platonic means something closer to tolerate. AND then some of u assume platonic is synonymous with friendship; it's not!!! "Platonic love is a type of love in which sexual desire or romantic features are nonexistent or have been suppressed, sublimated, or purgated, but it means more than simple friendship." so often the mystery word you're looking for btwn the other types of love--is platonic! it's PLATONIC, iT's based on plato's theory that a LOVE COULD BE STRONG ENOUGH , SO STRONG IN FACT THAT IT WOULD TRANSCEND PHYSICAL ATTACHMENTS, GOD GET IT RIGHT--!!!!! PLATONIC IS A LOVE LIKE THE SUN THAT WILL FRY YOUR RETINAS IF YOU LOOK AT IT TOO DIRECTLY OR FOR TOO LONG!!! THEE MIGHTIEST LOVE OF ALL: PLATONIC!!!!!
#IT'S THE STRONGEST LOVE!!!!!!!!!! BE QUIET! PAY PLATONIC SOME RESPECTS#it's just the attitude off some of yous that's like ew no we would never be something so basic as platonic~#as if platonic is not the edgiest love of all!!!!#treating platonic like it's the BEIGE of the love world ahhhh#it's so fucking painful i can't take it#do you know how BLESSED you are if you participate in ACTUAL REAL platonic love do you KNOW HOW RARE IT IS?#shut up!!! shut up everyone!!!#i need another cup of coffee#text post
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You know what's great is when you want to go hiking on your day off but it's gonna rain all day so you're like well, so much for that, maybe I'll doordash some breakfast to make up for it, even though I'm really broke right now, and your bagel and latte arrive and you're so excited and then. You drop. The fucking latte on your bed where it spills a little before falling onto the floor (onto your LAPTOP on the floor) where it dumps all its contents. And now everything is sticky (and smells good) and you're like. I just wanted to enjoy my day off and it's not even 7am and it's already been a shitshow.
#there's a coffeeshop two blocks away but they don't open until 9#all the locals are like YOU SHOULD ONLY BUY LOCAL COFFEE but like that 9am open is ridiculous#there's another coffee place about 1/4 mile away but I'm not fucking hiking up and down the hill just for fucking coffee#i could drive but that seems silly#funny how living in a city changes how you perceive what's a short drive lol#also anyway i don't want to put on real clothes so not walking four blocks away ok#so anyway guess I'll have a fucking energy drink since i need caffeine
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my workplace is gonna have extended hours coming up so my life is going to be miserable for 2 months starting in 2 weeks
#i guess i should just give up on having a sleep schedule or any routine or a life outside of work#how can i leverage my seniority to make my situation better. idk if i can since my managers don’t particularly like me it seems#i’m also like way too embarrassed to be like hey. please don’t make my life hell as much#when that’s pretty much the whole gig during the holidays#whatever. it’s so busy in december that it kind of flies by in a haze#not in a good way but at least it doesn’t drag#and it will be fun probably for 2 weeks + then it will be fun to complain about for another week before there’s nothing fun about it anymore#whatever i just need to find a way to frame it in my mind so that it’s not torture#like pretend i’m in a video game or something#and drink an absurd amount of coffee every day#maybe i should try to find a psychiatrist or something before it gets too busy. like if possible#get back on antidepressants because even my current mental health baseline is not good rn. tbh#idk just pondering. i want to make it through the winter still alive + employed + not failing out of my certificate program#(+ i’m already on thin ice with that last goal. i can’t get away with another fuck up)#anyway this is so dramatic but it really is the shittiest time of the year
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Goddamnit I need a coffee
#Nemo babbles#personal#have been running around all day doing errands of all sorts#and woke up at 6 am because that's when my alarm goes off#and omg I know I already had 3 espresso#but I need another one#or I will fall asleep in 10 minutes#and I still have stuff to do#and *recoils* I still have to go outside AGAIN#gods I hate days like these#when I have to spend more time outside than inside the house#tomorrow I will be a fucking recluse#Literally bringing the little one to school#and then change in pj and wrap myself into a blanket burrito and not go out until it's time to pick up my little one#POINT IS I NEED A FREAKING COFFEE
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The worst part about being away for two weeks (day 3/14 btw) is…… besties I’m still only on lvl 96 ish msq. There’s gonna be updates and new content and I’m gonna just be hangin out treading water chewing on what I do know and trying not to click too many ‘show spoiler’ buttons cos it’s like a toss up on if I’ve seen I yet in game or nah 😵💫💦 (tho I appreciate everyone still tagging for dawntrail…. Big dotes n petal showers etc)
#the worst part? miss my blorbs :T and I can’t even think good enough to rotate Tangy’s background 😩 which was my plan#the poll I made to help me determine her origins got me nowhere TTwTT#😔 so it goes. I’ve got time maybe I’ll get struck with something xD#day-2-day#also I oughta answer those asks in my inbox and do up another smash or pass 😵💫#with Dawntrail busting everything I’m gonna have to uh….. spend some time reworking up Mochiie…#and Levs scars… 🫢 which I mighta needed to rework anywhosums#also man nothing like a mysterious coffee maker to make a caffeine addiction impossible to manage I’m still not sure how to work#the damn thing. French press supremacy that thing is no-tech as FUCK. add coffee add water let it sit and smush. jfc.
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I literally cannot wait until I can rewatch DD/Punisher again with the boys so I can liveblog the insane shit my friends say
#talking to the wall#we have vague plans for another watch party soonish. with some other friends. because we’re all super normal about these shows#I need to make my Punisher Cocktail again#Coffee + Everclear + Beer as a chaser#it shockingly fucks severely#although I might be broken#silly friend tag#⚖️
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[insert your favorite ship]: unhinged deranged one gifted a water bottle that reveals a cute message from or art of their partner, to encourage them to Fucking Drink Water
#inspired by my need to Fucking Drink Water#i keep forgetting#IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY BODY FORGETS.#-sips peppermint coffee-#nothing can be done#I'm sorry#aimed at Regulus and Keith#Nico Di Angelo too prob#Remus I see you too.#Sunshine Incarnate boyfriends shaking as their watch their respective partners do another all nighters with their 10th pot of coffee/tea
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i did tell you people i met a they might be giant right.
#I DONT THINK I DIDDDDDD like an insane person i left out one of the most bonkers moments of my california vacation#saying it now makes it seem like im making this up and the following story will seem made up but dude just trust me.#im fucking. ok sunday morning the morning of Thee Concert and i (used to waking up at 4-5 am) have been awake on and off since like 6 am#my friend? asleep.#now i enjoy waking up and falling back asleep for a couple of hours however by like 9:30 im starving i need BREAKFAST#like the very nice friend that i am i dont wake my friend up i let him sleep and leave him a message on my open laptop screen#because the fucking hotel room doesnt have a pad of paper?? so i leave my modern post it note of a message#saying that im going out for croissants and coffee#because im an idiot i severely misjudge how hot it's already gotten in los angeles in july#ive chosen to wear jeans (bad idea) and a long sleeve flowy black shirt (worse idea)#i also dont look my Greatest because my friend had been telling me dont wash ur hair before we curl it for the concert!!!#so this is my hair after flying in and everything the day before (It Needs To Be Washed)#im following google maps to the coffee place as i brave the streets of los angeles on a sunday morning#hollywood boulevard around the chinese theatre is insane btw. insane. but being from new york i am unfazed (well. a little fazed)#i am Sweating. its already gotta be 80 degrees. im also reaching critical hunger levels. but i continue on my journey#google maps leads me down a sidestreet and tells me to turn down some alley and im like well thats not right.#so i turn to go back the way i was headed and find another way to get to the coffee place#as i turn and head back up theres a guy going down this same block heading in my direction#i look at him and im like hey that guy kinda looks like oh my god it actually is him. mr john l of tmbg fame#and so i have a split second decision of like do i sayyyyyy something do i just ignore him while geeking out#somehow i decide to be bold and im just like gdjgmm hi excuse me i recognize you uh do you mind if i could get a photo#he was very nice and suggested we move into the shade and i took the photo trying to turn off google maps before i did#and i was like aa im seeing you in concert 2nite love your music thank u! and we went on our way.#i think i kinda like. stopped for a moment before i went on to the cafe and was like. that just happened??????? insane. but it gets better#i do finally get the coffees n croissants btw and get back to the hotel after melting in the heat#and my friend who likes tmbg better was losing his mind once i finally told him#so the following morning after our spars concert insanity we have breakfast at a diner and then head back to our hotel#and he's wearing a tmbg shirt he got and im in a spars shirt and as we're walking back a car horn honks near us#AND ITS BOTH THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS IN A CAR and they say hi and are like we like your shirts!#and my friend and i are like losing it but trying to be cool and like oh thabk you we loved your show hi! so theres my insane story
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top 7 dermatologist-approved ways to never get to listen to Otherside by Lena Raine in the same way Ever Again.
(poor guy.)
#the dead don't dream#tddd fanart#dream smp#tommyinnit#discduo#oghhhhhhmygoddddd its fucking10Am how and why did i render this#i need another cup of coffee#tddd#tddd spoilers#dsmp#mcyt#.psd#my art#you might wanna turn up the brightness for this one#if the colors look wonky on ur screen dont come at me i'll cry and uhhhhhhhhh blame it on the decay#anyways#hi mcytblr. did i miss much? please if youre reading this help me i am so lost#EDIT: AUGH I MRANT LENA RAINE WHY DOES MY BRAIN DO THAT IGNORE THAT IGNORE THAT#FUCK penink has already reblogged it SHIT#CURSSSSEEE YOOUUUUUUUUUU PENINKWRITESSS
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im so fucking mad at myself at my mother at her dead husband at god fucking knows what. "concentrate on yourself" well i cant can i. now more than anything i should and i cant. losing my fucking mind istg
#i wasted the whole fucking weekend because i *had to* come visit her and once i visited i *had to* hang out with my fucking grandfather#watching him cry about grandma and bitch about modern times and the waiter not doing his job because the café was full to bursting#and it took longer than usual to get our coffees so ofc he had to loudly insult him in third person. oh and then he had to bitch about#gay people and women who dont want children too because of he did. and i sat there and listened to it because i HAD TO#wasted four fucking hours. and then i HAD TO go to the theatre with my mom because she got us tickets because she wanted this#to be a nice day for me but i dont have fucking time to have nice days rn but in order for HER to have a nice day i need to at least pretend#i am having one. so i wasted another almost two hours on that play#which was some modern uselessly loud to the point of being physically painful bullshit bad enough that we left mid-show#and then i had to go meet with her friends so lost another two hours and by the time i got home to write that bullshit thesis it was 11pm#and i barely got anything done till 1 am because i went through another stupid little mental breakdown and then it was almost 6 am#and i had to stop because i had a train at 8 and i already only slept like 3 hours that day#and then i got home yesterday totally fucking exhausted and i started reading stuff for the thesis but i was falling asleep so i laid down#'for 10 minutes' and i woke up today at 6. not having written a word lol#and now i could just say fuck it and defend it in september and it would make my life so much easier. but my voice teacher wants me#to get accepted for the masters degree even if im already planning to get the deans leave for the first semester so like. god.#i cant do this lol#i know i should have started earlier but i was kinda busy losing my fucking mind and lying in bed staring at the ceiling for hours#and contemplating dropping out completely lol god i hate my life so much it's unreal
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I hate that caffeine makes my heart feel like that I had to stop drinking it I felt like I was going to keel over and die I’m fucking weak can’t even have a coffee without some heart palpitations fucking pathetic
#I did just skull a giant cup of coffee and now I’ll be riddled with terrible anxiety all day#I think I’m gonna need another one …#I’m like that fucking horse my hearts gonna explode
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im so fine right now. im normal, even
#i need to eat dinner but i cant do so because if i do i will cede the study room and theres NO fucking way i'll get work done anywhere else#so i have to wait for my roommates to get here so they can keep the room so i can go get dinner (and also so i dont ahve to write alone)#and aslo i cant take another ibuprofen on an empty stomach adn i am in so much pain rn#my luck has been so fucking ass the past couple of days#nearly fell in the pond and did drop my water bottle in it; scalded my hand while boil washing it; tripped on the way to one of my classes;#slept through astronomy this morning; they didnt have any coffee at the dining hall until after i left; spilled my second cup of coffee all#-over the table in the study room; AND i have a major essay and two homework assignments due tomorrow and an upcoming exam
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Currently fighting a deadline rn and its so epic cool amazingness
#I’m like four coffees into today and I’m still like ages from finishing my assignment#THE DEADLINE IS IN 2 HOURS#I will stay up till 12 if I have too oml#that pics my Spotify cover lmao#honestly contemplating it#school assignment#food assignment#talk#HELPPP#me and my friend are dying rn#where so fucked#why did I have to take up cooking I still have a cake to make#UGHHH#DYING#WHY#USBAJAHAHBALAIS#school#hate school#to be fair I’ve been lying in bed for 10 hundred years#so it’s literally my fault I’m so behind 💀#I need another coffee#my mums going to kill me if I miss this deadline
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