#i need an ADULT

[gleafer]

Working late. Feeling blah. Put on my crown. Suddenly need to say “Winter is Coming” repeatedly until the cops are called.

[faewrenbird]

Girl, from one ADHD’er to another: take your Adderall

[fitnessgeekandcoffeefreak]

I always let the boys choose what kind of cake they'd like for their birthdays. They are 2 years and 5 days apart, so, since we tend to celebrate them together, I figure individual cake makes it a little more special for each of them. I thought that the older they get the less extravagant the cakes would get. . . . . WRONG.

My youngest requested a banana cake. . . with banana frosting. . . in the shape of a banana 🤦 Cuz, of course he did 😂 I tried to even out the flavor profile with a whipped cream and fresh banana filling and it was a big hit!

[rules-are-cool]

pokes helm outside, -!

is that? oh my unicron it is- uhm walks outside and picks it up- scurrying back inside with it

steals a blanket thats just lying around and losely wraps it around it

uh- uhmm- theres probably someone in the liberar-

crying

wha- oh- oh no. uhmm-

walks into the liberary looking for an adult

crying vary loudly

( @tfdaycare )

[dyrewrites]

Summer Sale

Do you like gothic horror? Queer characters? Body Horror? Disturbed stories of obsession, isolation and dread? Then might I suggest these short stories and novella…what I wrote…

Up for sale right now during itch.io's summer sale (yes, it says games, they're new at this and doing their best).

What's on sale?

Well, they're all dark and uncomfortable, most are bloody, dreadful and more than a little gay...but for specifics;

Novella

In Fog //queer horror romance An obsessive, bloody and violent tale heavy on questions of self and personhood.

Short Stories

Can't You See Me? //supernatural gothic horror First Person account of a ghost attempting to contact her family. Don't Look //supernatural body horror First Person account of a man dealing with an apartment that's not what he paid for. The Portrait //gothic historical horror A woman is terrorized by a portrait. In the Marrow //gothic body horror A woman is haunted by the sound of crackling bones.

[ask-mask-theherooftermina]

Realm's 'boutta strangle Tide and nobody's elses here

pwease hewp :(

i dunno whadda do

[spaceeobsessedd]

My parents are leaving the country to go on vacation...

Leaving me alone in the house until they get back in a week...

I...

[spockvarietyhour]

Stargate Continuum (2008)

[driver270]

Super Adulting

Inspired by this:

[madame-mongoose]

Hello?

I’m??

Actually here to speak to you about your cars extended warranty

Ignore the image.

its so bad p lease ehlp me. somebnody. anybody. dear god

[viacursecasting]

Currently in the application process of snagging an internship at my dream company and the interviewer said I'm their top candidate 😳😳😳

[regulus-smith]

TW/CW: SA(?), telling of possible SA story in detail.

I'm really in need of advice from adults or older teens right now.

I dont know if what i went through is classified as S.A. because we were really young. I can't get over this. I feel empty and I don't know how to move on, if I don't know if it's SA or not. I'm really sorry if Im overreacting and wasting people's time while they're reading this, but I'm in desperate need of an answer.

CW: two sa(???) stories between two minors after the cut

Story 1:

So there was this kid named William, and at the time, he was ten, I was eleven. He always used to go up behind me and smack my butt during recess every time I bent down. He grabbed my chest a lot. I asked him to stop. He didn't. I told a teacher, but she told me 'he does that to people he likes, you're overreacting' and sent me away. William kept smacking my butt and chest. One time, he even reached for my down there area. I slapped his hand away. A few of my other friends saw every time it happened, and they said nothing.

Story 2: I was barely 12 and this kid, Ian, was 14 to almost fifteen. We were best friends. I was a 'mom figure' to him, because his mom wasn't present. I treated him like I'd treat a 'kid'. It wasn't weird at all. Until he made it weird. He used to go up behind me, grab my shoulders, and literally m0an "m0mmy" into my ear. It happened a lot of times. He also touched my butt a few times. (If you've seen my other post, this is the same kid that threatened to r @ p e a six year old.) I told the guidance counselor. She tried to brush it off as him being "different". Like...no. he isn't different. He's being a creep. I got told by two guidance counselors that what I went through wasn't sa.

Please, anyone, preferably adults, but anyone, please I need to know if I'm just overreacting or if they were saying i was just so they didn't have to reprimand the kids or something. I need help.

[softcenteregg]

If I could be stopped, someone would have done it already. Hair and outfit swap. The hair one is actually clean, because hair drawing is very important.

[unsolicitedadvicecatlady]

When they mess up my drink order, I don't say shèt.

I've got too much social anxiety for that kind of confrontation.

I just sit there and drink it and try my hardest to not make a face because my memory issues won't let me encode into my brain that what I think I'm about to taste is not actually what I'm picking up right now.

mmm... so warm... wh ... what is this??? please be soy please be soy please be soy

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Who gave me permission to stay up until 5am writing fanfiction?

[gonkaccino]

so uuuuh finally got to start double exposure chapter 3 and WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK??? WHAT THE FUCK?????????????