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KDRAMAS OVER FLOWERS DAY 6: more than friends ✨ (all about squads/friendships) KDRAMAS OVER FLOWERS DAY 7: to my star 💌 (for @dead-end-street @orangesyellow @seawherethesunsets @sanoreo)
Whenever I encounter hardships in life, I'll remind myself of the memories from those times. Memories of how each of us provided strength for each other.
CHEER UP (2022)
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For the requests,,, Alpha male x Omega Hunter? 👀 mayyyybee heat?
Yes siiiiir 🫡
Wasn't sure if you wanted them in a relationship or for them to be strangers, if you wanted full smut or tease or fluffy... Just decided to go with my gut. Not checked for errors, so sorry! Hope you like it!
"Bite me"
ALPHA OMC / OMEGA HUNTER
WARNINGS: just the classic omegaverse shit; heats, bite marks, dynamics blablabla. You know what you're here for. Smut, establied relationship, fluff 💖🔥
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Hunter was used to taking care of things. Of his squad, of Omega, of strategies and plans... It was just how it had always been. With no shortage of supressants, and considering they distributed them to all the clones periodically, the kaminoans hadn't paid much attention to the fact that the sargeant was –a surprise for many– an omega; but without their endless resources, and their new life on the run from the Empire, it had been Hunter's time to face a truth he had been long ignoring. Sometimes he wanted someone to take care of him.
It had taken a long time for him to come to terms with that. He wasn't used to it, always the leader of his squad; needing someone, feeling that deep-soul desperation tugging at him... It had made him feel weak. On top of that, his sense of smell had all but intensified; migraines worsening as well. And oh, let's not even start with the heats... His body burned, and his conscious mind always went on a vacation trip. Hunter hadn't done drugs; though he imagine it would feel something like it.
The clone had always had a fair share of silent admirors. Woman were usually attracted to his toned muscles and tattoos, his overall misteriousness; men liked his long hair and narrow waist. The attention had nothing but increased with the release of his feromones; but he had promised himself he wasn't going to grow distracted by any pretentious alpha, and... Well, he technically hadn't. Because Einarr wasn't pretentious.
Einarr Barkla had been a mandalorian bounty hunter they had crossed paths with for one of Cid's chaotic missions. Between his knowledge of Mando'a, his precision with a blaster, and his calm and soothing personality, Hunter had jumped from simple genuine admiration to a hopeless crush in a blink of an eye. While Hunter fought against his natural instincts, trying to shove everything down, Einarr had continued adressing him with unwavering politeness; not making a single comment about his very obvious feelings, noticing the omega's trouble.
After two months of torture, it was Hunter who had finally confronted him; perhaps not in the best of ways. He had all but pushed Einarr against a wall; asking him to stop playing mindgames in an angry snarl. When a frowning, confused Einarr had questioned him about it, Hunter had hissed that he knew exactly what he meant; that he was using his feromones to call him, that he smelled him everywhere, from miles away, and that he was fucking tired of it. After hearing the rest of his synthoms, Einarr's expresion had switched from irritation and confusion to amusement; and for once, Hunter knew what cheekiness looked like in the mandalorian.
"I don't know, Hunter. Sounds like your omega side likes me" he had smirked at him.
Hunter's eyes had widened in a mix of surprise and realisation.
"Why does this come to you as a surprise?" Einarr had asked, confusion making a come back. "Surely you've experienced this before..."
Hunter had still been too out of place to have the mind to lie about it.
"No. I haven't... I've been on surpresants all my life. I've just recently come off".
Surprise and understanding had mixed on the bounty hunter's face. Einar had placed a warm hand on his shoulder in a comforting way.
"Oh. It's alright, Hunter. You'll learn to get used to it and filter things with time, then".
The sergeant liked his emotional intelligence oh so much... Hearing those soothing words did things to his insides.
He had tilted his head up –Einarr was fucking tall–; and the man must had seen something on his eyes, for he had smiled softly but sensually.
"Do you want something from me, mesh'la?" He had asked; and Hunter had almost whined.
The rest was history. They had been together for a whole year now; a year that started with exciting –and sometimes scary– exploration and ended in wonderfull, safe understanding. By now, Hunter knew every inch of his body; his omega side, his want and needs, his limits... And all of Einarr's. He really was an excellent alpha; he was lucky to have him.
<< Have him... Yeah... Cock inside me, please... >>
In the present time, Hunter's mind was already spinning. He had started his heat half an hour ago; retired to Einarr's apartment as soon as he had detected the synthoms starting. He went through his mental list; lock all windows and doors, send Einarr a mesage, place the water bottle besides the bed, lubricant, and get completely naked. He knew his alpha would come home as soon as he could. His alpha...
Hunter moaned, inevitable humping against the matress at the thought of his boyfriend coming home to help him.
"Alpha, alpha, alpha..." he chanted in a whisper, almost in automatic. Then, a key was introduced in the front door, sending an electric shock through Hunter's bent spine. "Alpha!"
This time he called for him out loud, and he received an answer back.
"Hey, handsome" his voice was low and gentle. His figure inmediately stepping into the bedroom and taking the scene in. "Mm. As ready and good as always".
Hunter whimpered; back bending so that his ass was stuck up in the air and forehead almost resting against the matress. He had been extremely selfconscious of this position in the past; but a lot of time and love had happened since then.
"Please..." he could do little more than beg. "Einarr..."
"Shh" the alpha soothed him, undressing as quick as he could and kneeling in the bed behind him. "I got you, baby. I'm here".
Einarr brushed a kiss on a hip, hands coming up to caress his shoulders and spine; and Hunter sighed, turning into a puddle at the reverent attention. His mind swimmed in happiness.
"Fuck, you're gorgeous" the mandalorian whispered. One big hand travelled down between his legs, teasing the wetness he found there. "Did you play with yourself while I was away?"
Hunter moaned and squirmed. His cheeks warmed.
"Just a bit" he confessed. "I... It was too... I tried waiting..."
Einarr smiled.
"Mm. It's okay, darling, no need to get your mind in a twist. You know I don't care if you give yourself an orgasm to try to relax a little. I know I'll be able to pull a few more from you afterwards..." Einarr sinked a finger into Hunter's hole, and the omega clenched around the please t intrusion.
"F-fuck" he panted. "Y-yes, Nar, please..."
"More?" The alpha asked with a smile, eyes darkened and voice slightly raspy.
Hunter nodded at least four times.
"Yes, please..."
"Mm" he answered, and gave him what he asked for.
Soon, Einarr had three fingers inside of Hunter; and the beautiful man started to beg for his cock.
"Please, please. Your cock... Please, give me your cock..."
The alpha groaned. He slipped his fingers off; then lined up his hard on over Hunter's entrance, teasing with just the tip.
"More" the omega whined, own hips moving back and trying to impale himself impatiently.
"Here you go, baby" the man answered, holding himself and firmly and slowly pushing in.
Hunter's breathing hitched; voice quietening while he adjust and then breaking in a pleased whine.
"F-fuck, a-alpha...".
"Too much?" Einarr asked, waiting patiently, worried.
"No" the omega answered, releasing a happy sigh. "So, so big, so good..."
Hunter clenched; and the alpha moaned. His hands seized both sides of the smaller man's pretty waist.
"You feel incredible too, baby" he praised, and Hunter turned to smile at him, head still resting on the matress.
"Fuck me, please?" He asked, and the mandalorian could do nothing but obligue.
It was slow, sweet and gentle at first; though it was soon consumed by Hunter's heat and need and turned to a rough pounding. Hunter got reduced to endless whimpers and moans; fingers clenching around the bedsheets and eyes closed in bliss, half-bent half-slumped under his alpha's powerfull form.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes..." he chanted in tiny whispers, voice almost muffled against the matress of the bed.
One of Einarr's hand grabbed a handfull of his hair and tugged.
"F-fuck!" Hunter whined, voice forced into a proper deeper V, the spot his boyfriend was ramming slightly shifting inside of him.
"Wanna' hear you" the other man panted, still pouding inside of him. "Wanna' hear your pretty voice cry for me..."
"Alpha" Hunter all but cried to him, stimulation almost too much to handle for him. His body felt on fire, his wetness travelled down his thighs, his alpha was fucking him so good and deep and... "Please knot me. Please knot me, alpha, alpha..."
Einarr moaned at his lost babling. He loved when Hunter reached this state. Fuck, he was the prettiest thing he had ever seen.
"Yeah?" He grunted with effort, tugging Hunter's hips back onto his cock. "Want me to knot you, little omega? Pump my cum deep into you?"
"Yes. Yes, please..." he really was a mess by now, but he didn't care. He felt loved and safe. "Alpha, please, put a pup in me..."
"F-fuck" Einarr's pacing stuttered. "Kriff, yes, gonna' fucking breed you, love, pretty, dirty little omega..."
"I'm gonna' cum" Hunter whined, one hand flying back to claw at Einarr's forearm. "I'm gonna' cum, gonna' cum, gonna' cum..."
Einarr groaned and sinked his teeth into Hunter's neck; hard enough to leave a temporary mark, but not enough to draw blood.
The omega cried and clenched around his cock, cumming in long, warm ropes onto the bedsheets. The beautiful sight of Hunter succumbing to the highest of his pleasure was more than enough to pull the alpha's own orgasm out of him; Einarr groaning one last time before pushing his hips flush with the omega's one and knotting him, pumping him full of his seed.
Strength abandoned him, and he more or less dropped on top of Hunter; trying to homd himself up to not crash him completely. The omega didn't look at all bothered by it; Hunter lowered both of them down slowly onto the matress, knot still connecting them, humming happily.
"You okay, handsome?" asked the alpha, kissing the back of his neck affectionately, breathing finally slowing.
Hunter hummed again, body relaxed and mind completely void of worries.
"Mm. Yeah" he turned his face to the side to smile softly at his boyfriend. "Love you, Nar. Thank you".
The alpha grinned. He really was the luckiest man on the galaxy. At least on Ord Mantell.
"Love you too, mesh'la".
THE END.
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btw now that i can get to it (was busy and had someone over) i can babble a little abt zzz and give my thoughts so far on it if anyone is still wondering whether they should try it or not
first thing i have to say is, to me it feels like a cozy casual kinda game. and i love it. i think thats the part i saw some ppl complain abt
it reminds me a lot of P5 w the overall vibes etc (i played on first release years ago but not the additional stuff afterwards so idk if there were changes to the plot or anything with whatever royal is about) and it was a comfort game for me back then so yea. this might add a lot to why zzz feels like such a comfort game to me
the siblings are not active, playable characters in combat since theyre the proxy guiding and supporting the playable characters (agents) in the hollows (compare it to domains). outside of the hollows you run around with ur chosen sibling and whoever you picked, the other doesnt disappear or becomes irrelevant. they are a unit, run their video store together, theyre one proxy, supporting each other. i already love how trailblazer is more vocal than traveler but the siblings are active, talking parts in cutscenes and whenever theres dialogue choices, your chosen sibling ACTUALLY SAYS IT. this is smth i wished for a while in gnshn so seeing it in zzz made me super happy. it gives them sm life and gets me into it idk how to say it
(this is them btw. pretty mfs)
anw its not overwhelming like gnshn feels to me. gnshn has sm to explore and sm story and its smth i both enjoy and feel exhausted by. now, if you played persona or are familiar, its easier for me to use for comparison. you get to run around as the chosen sibling in the city but the fighting (w the agents you pull from the gacha) all happens in the hollows (similar to when you enter the metaverse). it runs with a day-night cycle and depending on the time, npcs and quests pop up. you can pass the time if you need a specific time of day for an objective, by doing hollow exploration or simply resting in ur room. theres side stuff you do, like running your store and visiting the arcade and play snake akjscbk
the combat itself reminds me of HI3 and wuwa and feels super smooth and fun to me
it has cutscenes etc but the story parts in between are illustrated and presented in a comic/storyboard kinda way? which fits the whole video/movie aesthetics well. its pretty cool
overall, if you didnt try it out yet bc you think it requires lots of energy and time like gnshn, its nothing like that at all. ofc im not through with everything but so far it feels like a very nice game to play casually, w a big cozy bonus when youre spending the day freely in game. i play only on pc or on console when i wanna lay down but this game even i would play on phone or ipad to chill akjscbk
the characters are also pretty fun and cool looking! like, look at them, so far we got
the most chaotic ragtag group in all of new eridu (they share one braincell and its anby who is in charge of it)
fresh looking heavy industry workers (they have a bear)
classic horror housekeeping service who will poison ur tea ig
motorcycle gang (oggling the glasses guy and boss lady super hard, they will be mine when playable-)
public security (they have an actual catboy in case weve got catboy enjoyers here)
special hollow operation elite squad aka the coolest strongest mfs out there taking care of hollow disasters
ALSO THE NPCS!!! LIKE!!! look at the cook!!! tinmaster running the coffee shop!!! the girl selling gadgets or the bunny person running the arcade!!!
even the regular npcs just roaming the streets. theres lots of cool details and life in every bit, its really cool
anw!! idk if this helped or made sense, this is also just my own impressions and feelings so far so yeee. if someone decides to play, i hope you will have fun and get whoever you really really want!!
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Round 1 Side A - Pair 1
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Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng
-They‘re just so good for each other. Luka is such a calming presence in Marinette‘s chaotic life and helps her relax when she feels anxious and unsure of herself, always willing to be there for her and offer a helping hand during tough times. Marinette has a deep appreciation not only for Luka‘s ability to play music but also hear heart songs, as if she understood immediately what he meant after listening to him play for the first time. They feed off each other‘s creative energy and are just generally so wholesome together. I could talk about them forever, they make me so happy!!
-Luka is the best boy, and deserves love from the girl he adores
-I just woke up and am too lazy to think of words for my favorite couple so here's some gifs as propaganda
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Luka Couffaine/Sabrina Raincomprix
-Listen, Sabrina needs someone who treats her well, she needs someone who considers her an equal and someone to show her what real love is like. And I truly and honestly think that she would try her best to understand and appreciate Luka but who he really is (if she can see the good in Chloe she is capable of seeing a God when she meets one)
-Vote lukabrina people. We cant lose this!
-This is just unfair we need to help our girl out!
I'll start!
Item Number One: Viperhound Is S Tier
This is the fucking duo right here, this is endlessly clever and positive tag team action, this is a pair who will NOT fail the mission alright?
They are designed so interestingly parallel and then put right next to each other in this sweeping shot of the new miraculous squad???
Like, am I supposed to not assume something about it??
Item Number Two: opposites contrast
Orange and Blue, extremely Sun and Moon energy, but I don't think that would make this ship sail smoothly. See, Luka likes being a moon. He is happy to support and enjoys being someone's shining beacon in the endless dark of night, and no one needs that kind of anchor to hold onto more than Sabrina right now. Sabrina cut ties with her best and only friend and while we see her hanging out with other classmates just fine, we don't really know how she is with being actual friends with people. I don't think anyone has tries to reach out to her since evillustrator and we saw in that episode how she approaches new potential connections. Overwhelmingly cheerful and warm and oppressively clingy, like a ray of sunlight that won't leave your eyesight on the hottest day of the year. She means well but, boy, she can be a lot. And more importantly, she needs to be the one helping because, what kind of friend is she if she isn't? Who is she if she's not doing everything for everybody else? It would, amusingly and annoyingly and endearingly, put her into conflict with Luka, who is similarly always pushing his own problems aside to help people with theirs. This would lead them into a loving rivalry of "take care of yourself" "no u" that goes both ways, a back and forth that ends with them reluctantly letting the other help them. And after so many years as someone's shadow, Sabrina deserves to have someone in her orbit, someone she shines a light on when he needs to be seen.
Item Number Three: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
Look I'm SORRY okay, but I have to say this even tho I also think their ship got done dirty by the show, I still think they wouldn't have lasted. I think Marinette and Luka being "too easy" is exactly their problem, as even if they didn't have everything else to worry about Marinette needs complexity or she starts to lose her mind overthinking things and goes looking for it. The simple nature of her relationship with Luka is what 13 year old Marinette needed, the Marinette who wasn't Ladybug yet, who hadn't stood up to Chloe and maybe even just had her heart broken in a mean prank. It makes sense she'd fall in love with and gravitate towards this living embodiment of all the comfort and security she wished she had, she had desperately needed at that time. But that's just it, she needed it then. And now she can rely on herself a lot better, she has a whole support system to fall back on, and what she needs from a romantic partner is something else. But Sabrina? She's done horrible things in the name of her friendship with Chloe and even enjoyed some of them, but had finally hit her limit of how much abuse she can both dish out and take herself. Sabrina can definitely recognize that Luka is a good person, but more importantly Luka would have to actually try to sympathize with a person, rather than just immedietely like them. Lest we forget, Sabrina is the one who locked Juleka in the bathroom on picture day. Chloe told her to but Sabrina physically did it. Being confronted with someone who hurt his sister but is, herself, hurting, and is determined to help everyone but herself will be a lot of conflicting emotions for Luka, and Sabrina would need to get used to being the center of someone else's attention in a way not entirely dissimilar to how Chloe was for her, although significantly less codependent.
What makes Lukabrina interesting isn't that they're perfect for each other or that it's immedietly easy.
It's awkward and messy and they clash, they push each other out of their comfort zones and find a new one to settle in together.
It isn't instant or love at first sight, but by resolving their issues with each other through communication, honesty and trust, they are able to become a happy and wholesome couple.
Don't fucking tell me the odds lol, I know they're probably not winning but they deserve a fighting chance. So please feel free to add your own Lukabrina Viperhound propaganda!
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Luka - Twitter @Karma_sensei_
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A dumb little thing about who i think the f1 boys would main in overwatch based on my own perception of the idiots.
Max - Absolutely the annoying Genji main who spams I need healing but will also get a 5 stack on his own when he's on crit bc he's just that good.
Sergio - Mercy bc he'd just pocket Max all game and heal NO ONE else and get angry messages from the rest of the team about him not healing them. There's two healers for a reason in his eyes.
Carlos - Reinhardt but he's very chaotic and charges in swinging his hammer on his own and then kicks off when he immediately dies.
Charles - He'd play Echo and always flank the enemy healers when they were out of position so the rest of his squad can capitalise on capturing the point.
Lewis - Sombra bc he loves hacking everyone and pissing them off and then just yeeting out of there with his translocator. Absolutely stands invisible next to the enemy team spamming boop
George - He'd be that annoying Lucio that just wall rides everywhere and boops everyone off the side of the map and then do the dj emote he paid 8 quid for.
Lando - Widowmaker for sure. He's got a really good shot on him and would terrorise the poor enemy Mercy and snipe them out of spawn all the time.
Oscar - Junker Queen. Half bc she's an aussie and half bc no one else will play a tank. He only hopped on the game one time with Lando and now he's 400 hours deep.
Daniel - I think he'd like Orisa. He's definitely played a few different tanks bc he hates playing healer and Lando and Max would always hog the dps roles.
Yuki - Definitely DVA. He loves getting play of the game with his DVA bombs that he definitely just yeets into the enemy team and hopes to get a few kills.
Kevin - Torbjorn. He'd run around with his little hammer trolling his team and the enemy team and get no kills himself whilst his turret has 100.
Nico - Moira but a dps Moira. He hates playing healer but its the only role left so he picks the most dps healer and is a nightmare. Gets the most kills on the team and has 800 healing in a 10 minute match.
Esteban - Wrecking ball. He's actually good at him too but will still just swing around a point and keep hitting the enemy team off to stop them contesting.
Pierre - A really REALLY good Tracer. He jumps around everywhere and knows exactly which target to go for and when to back out and use his recall.
Zhou - Life weaver bc he isn't the best at aiming and wants to help the best he can so he plays healer. He's pretty good at prioritising his tank and other healer and lets the dps just do what they usually do.
Valtteri - Symmetra. Definitely spams the sentries outside of spawn so the squishes will just instantly die and the team gets staggered. Actually pretty good and skilled with her.
Lance - Junkrat bc he's annoying af and he loves just standing behind a wall spamming his bombs into the air in the hopes he might kill someone. Would only end up with like 3 kills too.
Fernando - Mauga. Man's a machine and so is Fernando. You know he loves terrorising tf out of the enemy team with his massive machine guns.
Alex - Reaper main through and through. He's really good too which makes it even more annoying bc he can wipe a full team on his own if he really tries. Definitely in a mini war with Max to get the most kills in a game.
Logan - Soldier 76 sorry not sorry. He's not very good at OW and is more of a COD boy so picks the most generic easy to play hero he can.
#this is so silly im sorry#max verstappen#sergio perez#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#lando norris#oscar piastri#george russell#lewis hamilton#daniel ricciardo#yuki tsunoda#valtteri bottas#zhou guanyu#logan sargeant#alex albon#nico hulkenberg#kevin magnussen#fernando alonso#lance stroll#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#f1#mine
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how do you think a boomerang and flash fight wouldve gone if the suicide squad were the ones brainwashed instesd of the justice league? frankly i just wanna hear how you think a brainiac!boomerang and flash would interact, youve got the BEST boomerflash headcanons i swear-
Henlo my sweet anon! Also, I just wanna say, the ego feeding is very nice lolol /lh
Also, compared to the wittiness of Brainiaced Flasher n Digger, I do think these two switched would be more on the angsty side.
Anyway:
It'd probably depend on if they were already dating, which amma make two versions of! Aka, if they'd already dated and if they had something that they didn't name (aka kinda on and off deal)
DATING:
Boomer, brainiaced, would be a force to recon with for Flash (im only half joking). I feel like the whole TFX probably got sent into the field by Waller, while the Justice League got held back as a "safety requirement". At first they thought that Suicide Squad was just bitching, but when the bombs weren't there AND Deadshot was the one that got out of the brainwashing for long enough to tell them what happened (why DS u might ask - obviously bc he loves his kid so much he'd rather kill himself instead of endangering her planet).
The whole Justice League (well, as whole as they were shown in the game lmao) gets separated and they have to fight their villains, now somewhat "mutated", one vs one. Flash is somewhat happy that no-one is there to witness it. His voice soft and breaking, while he tries his best to wake his lover up from this nightmare.
He knows there's no saving, he knows he has to kill him, but by Speedforce, he doesn't want to.
Do you think his hand would shake while he's landing his last blow? Do you think Boomer would wake up at the end, the pure fear showing in his eyes, while he trembles and cries, knowing that he woke up too late?
The fight wouldn't go as smoothly as it normally goes for Flash, Boomer not only with Speedforce but also knowing him well enough that he's practically instinctively Speedster-proof.
I imagine it would be a long fight, mostly because Flash would fight the fact that he has to end the other and because Boomer would absolutely spew some hurtful shit enough that it'd stop the other in his tracks.
Every blow done faster than a human eye can see, Flash dogging the goddamn boomerangs, while also trying to dodge the man himself.
The witty banter is defo one-sided, Barry already mourning the other.
If Hal would see him, he'd point out that it was exactly what he was worried about.
If we'll try the "happy ending route", with Boomer's fear for his life actually waking him up a second before he is in fatal condition, he and Barry cannot stay alone in one room for weeks after.
The speedster aches whenever he and Digger land alone somewhere, just to see the thief shake and curl in himself in fear, his mind remembering the pain and the taste of death on his tongue too well.
Barry's need to comfort Boomer vs Barry's need to accommodate Boomer, fight!
If he dies, Flash comes back to his teammates after a while, when/if they dealt with their own... issues, somehow knowing that he cannot afford to actually have a burial for his love. That if he doesn't want the heat that comes with dating a villain, he cannot bury the man who he wished to hold in his arms one more time.
I actually have a half-issue with this! Would he, knowing that it's too late to fix anyway, still put himself on blast like that? Knowing his history with Godspeed, probably! But it somehow doesn't seem to fit for me, huh.
IF HE WASN'T DATING DATING HIM:
He's so in denial. Gods bless.
Speedforce plus Boomer is a strong combo, I feel like he'd be a little more unpredictable since he'd be also pushed by the feeling of "not being enough" for Barry.
When Flash hears it in the chaotic mumble coming from Boomer, he's absolutely dumbstrucked.
Can you imagine if Kid Flash or Impulse are helping him at the moment? Or any other Flash fam members?
Their need to ask him "why tf is this Rouge calling you his bitch ex wife" dies down quickly, when the panicking apologies get practically torn out of the Speedster's throat.
He never meant to make the other feel like that, how could he not notice it?
Boomerang is hitting every sensitive spot of their relationship, or more lack of it. The words he says are from the darkness of his mind he would let himself slip into only while being so insecure that it hurts. This one is not coming back to us, even for the last second of his life.
"But before u said that he comes back out of fear for his life, why wouldn't he come back here?" Because he's not living the life that he'd think is worth it, c'mon, keep up ;)
Our lovely scarlet boy needs a BREAK after this fight. His shock lasted too long few times and Digger was so good at hitting where it hurts that he definitely stopped more than once.
Flash fam/Anyone else helps him get back on his legs, but they can't exactly navigate it - so they weren't in a relationship AND that's the issue?
Tho I'm sure few of them just kinda stop around him in understanding - they can't make it better, but they can make sure that he knows they're here for him.
Talking bout it, Godspeed (who I count as a part of Flash fam, fight me) does actually get it. He keeps close to the other while they fight for their world, making sure that Barry won't fall without there being anyone to catch him.
Can you let yourself mourn someone you wouldn't let yourself love?
ANyway, it went way more into the "what if they'd fight to death" than into "how would they interact", but well :'D
#idk#probably bad english#bsing trough life#<3#ssktjl#flash x captain boomerang#boomerflash#captain boomerang#Tw death#tw murder#Angst#tw angst#angsty hcs kinda#Flash would wipe the floor with the man and cry after#Am sorry (i am not)#flasherang#flasharang
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Seeing Red | Ch. 16: Dada to the rescue ✍️ 📲
Word count: 2.5k
Warnings: mentions of food, mentions of uranium mission, mentions of death, Red and Nat have a nice talk, someone gets sick.
A/N; Okay so, I've been doing some research of how a 2.5 y/o is supposed to talk and they throw short sentences here and there, you have to keep in mind that is H A R D to write down how a kid talks, and the only experience I have with babies is with spanish ones, so it's a whole different story. So bear with me. Also, is this totally influenced by me having a migraine the other day? Yes. Absolutely.
Masterlist on pinned!
It’s been a rather eventful morning. Problems have been mounting, from Jake's tardy arrival and overstuffing Liam with toys to Cyclone entering the briefing room with your son. After that, luckily, Jake took Liam with him to see his F-18, and all the group followed, as if he were the head of a rather small and chaotic family.
When you think about it, he is. After Maverick decided that it was time to stop doing crazy things and start enjoying life, he married Penny, proved to everyone and himself that he could be a good teacher at Top Gun, and left the squad leader position to someone else.
The expected successor was, obviously, Rooster. But he didn’t want to be in charge of that many lives. It was something that still scared him. And he wasn’t a good choice in Cyclone's eyes because he deliberately crashed his plane so he could help Maverick, going against direct orders from the Vice Admiral.
Yeah, there was no way Rooster could be the team leader.
So the next one in line was, without a doubt, Hangman. Aside from Maverick, he is the only naval aviator on active duty with two confirmed air-to-air kills. It started well, with Jake following the rules, and for once, it seemed like he would play by the book. But old habits die hard, and when you’re used to doing things on your own without having to worry about anyone else, having to lead a group becomes a challenge. Cyclone told you that he didn’t leave anyone behind like he usually did if he was working with his squad, his family.
However, when some new pilots joined the group for a short period of time last year, Jake didn't waste a second and left them behind. And that’s when the problems started again.
It’s surprising, however, how Jake turned back into his old self, and the whole squad was there to support him, not once saying anything wrong. Deep down, every pilot knows that they can trust their leader. And they would follow Jake to hell and back if he asked them to.
When your trip to the tarmac was over and Liam had fulfilled his dream of being inside one of those planes he loves so much, you all went back to the briefing room, where you finally prepared for the class you need to teach tomorrow. Part of you wanted to focus on the topic at hand, but it was impossible because Jake was sitting in the front row, with Liam sound asleep and his small face pressed against his father's broad chest.
A part of you wanted to record the whole scene so you could rewatch it in the future.
There’s something about him being this completely different person that amazes you. Sometimes it seems like he’s the same man he was before, but then he drops everything to take care of his son, a kid that he has known for only a few days. But being a father was something he always dreamed of, and you can’t deny that he’s doing a good damn job.
Is this the same man who refused to work with new pilots because he didn’t know them?
It’s hard to believe, honestly.
The man that sat in front of you was gently caressing Liam’s back while his other hand held Liam’s, as if he was afraid that at any moment, someone would enter the room and take him away from him.
No. This isn’t the same Jake Seresin you knew.
“Hey, Red!” You raise your eyes from the paper in your hands as Nat enters your office. “Did you have lunch?”
“I just came back from dropping Liam off at my house. He didn’t want to go to daycare, and my mom is still here.” You explain, putting the papers away. “Wanna go and get something?”
She raises her hands, showing you paper bags with food in them. “We have a lot of catching up to do, girl.”
“I know the first thing you want to ask is how I hid my pregnancy from you.”
“Yes, please, explain.” She begs, sitting down and giving you one bag of food. “Cause I literally went to your house at Christmas that year and there wasn’t a baby around.”
“He was at my mom’s house. Look, I didn’t want Jake to find out because someone else told him.”
“Yeah, I know where you’re coming from, but three years? How did you do that?” She says while eating her sandwich.
“With extreme caution. Whenever I want to go to a park with him, I usually drive to another city. He never went to daycare, my mom was there to help me. But now, she’s going back home to bring Lady and probably, now that Jake knows, she’s gonna try and leave again once she brings the dog.”
“Is Charlotte still rooting for Jake?” Nat chuckles, opening her water bottle.
“Since the day he left. I know she doesn’t know anything, but she has this... ‘feeling’. And keeps insisting on the idea that Jake had a reason.”
She watches you for a few seconds before answering. “Do you think he had a reason?”
You sigh, carefully leaving your sandwich on the table. “Nat, you know Jake better than me. I met him five years ago, but you? You've known him since way back. Do you think he would do such a thing without a reason?”
Nat looks at the sandwich, deep in thought. “I think something really bad happened, and he didn’t have any choice left.”
“We were texting before, and he tried to tell me, but said that it was ‘too dangerous’.”
“He followed Bob’s advice?”
“Bob told him to talk to me?” Since when does Jake accept advice from other people?
“Bob is a good man. He’s the one who stays quiet but sees everything. He’s the type of man you want on a suicide mission. He’ll always have your back.”
You nod slowly, her words sinking in. That’s not the type of man Jake would have as a friend. He really has changed.
“It’s like I don’t know him.” You finally say, sandwich long forgotten and a dull ache on the side of your head. “Has he changed so much in three years?”
“He changed in three weeks, Red. You don’t know the shit we went through.”
“You mean the uranium mission?”
“Yeah… We pulled ten G’s on a steep climb”
“On an F-18? The stress limit is 7.5!”
“As I said, we went through a lot of shit.”
“Was Jake flying the mission?”
Nat shakes her head. “He was waiting back at the carrier in case he was needed. And he was.”
“What happened?”
“Mav saved Rooster with a Cobra maneuver and then crashed. Rooster went against direct orders and crashed his own plane to save Mav. They found an old F-14 at the enemy air base and used it to fly back to the carrier, but they were being followed. If Jake had arrived a second later, those two would have died.”
“And all that happened in one morning?”
"Actually, I think it was a few hours."
“Holy shit. I suppose that’s when Jake and Bradley became friends.”
“Yep.”
“And that was in October?”
“End of October, beginning of November. I can’t remember the dates. Why?”
“I was in my last month of pregnancy, and I had a feeling that something was really, really wrong. I thought it was Liam, but... I don’t know. I’m going crazy, Nat.” You let out a nervous laugh, all the events of the week finally getting to you.
“Look, if I’ve learned something with Mickey and his grandma, it's that when you have a hunch, it’s not just a hunch.”
“Mickey’s grandma?”
“Camila. She’s an absolute legend around here. She and Roberta, Bob’s grandma, got drunk at Mav's wedding. It was hilarious. Camila was flirting with Jake.” Nat tells you between laughs, her eyes filling with happy tears.
“I missed you a lot, Nat. And I’m sorry I hid Liam from you.”
“Eh, you did what you had to. I won’t understand what it is to care for another human being in that way until I have my own kids.”
“For now, you can be Liam’s grandmother.”
“Me? You’re kidding.”
You smile, getting up to hug her. “I wanted to ask you since he opened his tiny eyes for the first time.”
“Shut up, or I’ll cry.” She hugs you tight, laughing and tearing up at the same time. “Well, now I’m crying!”
“Oh poor baby.”
“I’ll punch you Red; don’t push it.”
You laugh together, feeling as close to her as you were three years ago. It’s so sad that you had to distance yourself from her, but you haven't worked together in almost four years, so it was difficult to meet up. But you’ve called and texted her during these years, even though it wasn’t the same as this.
“So, I’m gonna drop the one million dollar question,” She says, collecting all the remnants of the food left on the desk.
“Sure, go ahead.”
“Are there any chances of you and Jake getting back together?”
“I like the version of him I’m seeing, and I would be lying if I said that watching him with Liam doesn’t make me feel things, but he still hasn’t said why he left, and I need to know.”
“And if he told you?”
You consider the answer for a second. You could lie to her, but she would know. “If it’s as dangerous as he says it is and he was only trying to protect me, I’ll think about it.”
“I think Mav knows.”
You sit down, open your papers, and prepare to return to work. “Yeah, he told me. I’m a bit mad that he knows before me, but he talked about Mav, Penny and her daughter as his adoptive family.”
“They have a strong bond, Red. It’s like the family he always wished for. I think it all began after his mom died two years ago.”
You drop your pen. “His mom died?”
“I don’t know the deets, but yeah. They didn’t talk too much, right?”
“I’ve never met someone from his family. They weren’t invited to the wedding, remember?”
“Yeah, I know. Maybe you should wait until he tells you; you don’t want him to think you’re gossiping around about him.”
“It’s exactly what I’m doing, though.” You blurt, feeling the headache getting worse. You just want the day to end and to go home.
“He doesn’t need to know. Anyway, I’m going to do some paperwork for tomorrow’s class. We still have lots of things to talk about, Mama Seresin.”
You groan. “Is everyone going to call me that?”
She nods happily while exiting your office, leaving you alone with tons of paperwork.
Jake is getting worried. He is aware that you arrived home earlier today, with Charlotte having to return home to fetch Lady. She said that a road trip with a baby was tiring enough, and she didn’t need a dog added to the equation. So she is now going back to prepare for her second road trip.
So why aren’t you answering his texts? He had been waiting for a while in case you'd been feeding or bathing Liam.
He calls you, and you pick up right away, but he hears a voice he wasn’t expecting. “Hello”
“Liam?”
“Dada!” He cheers, babbling lots of words in his own language that Jake doesn’t comprehend.
“Hey bubs, where’s Mama?”
“Mama it’s hurt”
Jake swears his heart stops for a split second. “Mama’s hurt?”
“Yes. Mama hurt”
Jake, who had been sitting in his car for ten minutes now, turns on the engine and puts the phone on speaker while he drives to your home. “Buddy, where’s mama?”
“Mama! Mama!” Liam drops the phone, and Jake can hear him running to wherever you are. Jake drives faster, thanking God that your house is relatively close to his.
When he gets there, he sees the lights from outside the house, with the doors and windows closed. It doesn’t seem like someone had broken in. Good, that’s good. Jake breathes a bit better. He walks to the door, and opens it easily.
“Come on, Red. You don’t go around leaving doors unlocked.” He mutters to himself, walking in and locking the door after him. “Liam?”
“Dada!” Liam walks out of the bathroom; he seems to have been crying. Maybe whatever is happening to you has scared the kid. “Come with me.”
Liam grabs his dad’s hand and takes him to the bathroom, where he sees you sitting on the floor, upper body leaning over the toilet, throwing up. Migraine. He has been through enough of them with you.
“Okay buddy, you’re gonna go to your room and play, okay? I’ll help Mama.”
“No! I stay with Mama.” Jake sees in his son’s eyes the same fire he saw in you. He’s not leaving you alone. He wants to protect you.
“You two are exactly the same,” he sighs, walking inside the bathroom and grabbing a towel.
“Jake? What are you doing here?” You say, trying to get up from the floor.
“It doesn’t matter now.” He wets the towel and kneels down, cleaning your face. “Did you take your pills?”
“Yeah, a while ago.” You whisper while flushing the toilet. “I just want to sleep.”
“Do you still have that headache hat?” He mutters while carrying you in bridal style to your bedroom, Liam follows close behind, determined to be with you at all times.
“Freezer.”
He lays you down in your bed, closing the windows and shutting the blinds, creating a dark, quiet room that will help you ease the pain. Liam follows Jake to the kitchen, observing every moment without saying a word.
He gets the hat from the freezer and kneels down, grabbing Liam’s hands. “Liam, Mama is gonna be okay. Her head hurts.”
“Can I kiss her head?”
“I’m sure that will make her feel better. Come on”
He walks into the room with Liam on his hip, helping you put on the hat. “I’m gonna stay here, okay?”
“Liam needs to go to bed. He has eaten dinner already.” You whisper, voice strained and hoarse.
“I think he’s not going to bed anytime soon.” He moves Liam close to you, and your son kisses your cheek and your head.
“Feel good, Mama.”
“Come on, bubs. Let’s go read a book.”
Liam, who is now on the floor, goes to his room to search for a book. “Let me know if you need anything, okay?”
“Thank you, Jake.”
“Any time.” He whispers, softly caressing your cheek before walking out of the room and softly closing the door.
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u get another teaser drabble for what's to come in 2024 for aisling and the squad, but before i dive into it: this year is a whole JOURNEY, yk? a real saga of so many parts for aisling and the family and ur muses too (if u want!! bc i very much want ye to feel like u can be involved!) but this is like. i've been so excited abt this for so long, and that's all i wanna say atm, but i will be making a post to outline stuff if y'all wanna plot smth involved w this year's overall arc!
she's never driven as fast as this in her life. rubber burning, tires defying every natural law of physics as they power through puddles and thin air and loose gravel to bring her to the blooming flower of smoke that protrudes from the familiar block. the police have already set up the tape, not for a crime scene but rather to keep the others safe, when she skids to a halt next to them, abandoning the keys in the ignition, door open, knowing nobody would be stupid enough to steal it tonight.
" will! " she's racing forward, and the officer instinctively lifts a hand. " where are they?! "
" aisling-- "
" where?! " she's about to move past him, but he plants a hand on her shoulder with admittedly lacking wisdom. adrenaline and terror and trauma collide. she catches his wrist, twists it down and away from her arm, and uses a swirl of energy to pin him down against the bonnet of a police car.
" wait! dammit, wait, wait, wait! " he's yelling, his free hand waving out frantically, and it takes a second for her to grasp that he isn't speaking to her, but to the alarmed back-up who take positions and size her up, a hair away from a chaotic choice. " she's alright! she's fine, ais, you're okay, i'm sorry, let me explain-- "
" where the hell are they?! " she's releasing him, brushing past the others like flies, when she sees a familiar face emerging from the rubble of the diner. " woo-- "
" alright, let's all just take a second... jones, we found seven of the kids. they're fine, they're unharmed. well... eli dislocated an arm, but-- "
" i have eight children. "
" ... you still do, yes. but aisling, we... we need to talk about that-- "
" what... " she's not sure which way is up anymore. jimmy has an arm outstretched, but her gaze is fixed on the destruction around them. blackened bricks. scorched rubble. veins of darkness that spiral across the tarmac. metal lampposts twisted and contorted. her fingertips catch on a piece of lightly melted tinsel, flames reflecting against the cheap gleam of the plastic. " who's missing? " nobody answers her. nobody wants to say it. her hands curl into tight fists, and she turns, eyes filled with tears of heartbreak and rage and disbelief. " who did he take, woo? "
" well... that's just it, jones. aisling... mister kelly was not responsible for this. they did. they fled shortly after, and... there's something else you should know. "
" you're not making any sense; you mean one of my kids did this? one of my kids melted concrete and levelled a four storey building? "
" please. aisling-- "
" aisling. " the voice alone drives her stomach into the ground. he's standing in the hazy smoke, soot and dust staining the holy collar, black shirt crumpled from the madness. oisín. the boy who forgot. the man who remembers. the lost-and-found brother who opens out his arms, and places her in a gentle, feather-light embrace. " i need you to listen now... "
" no. " her voice betrays the full measure of fear and devastation that besieges her heart. but he won't let her pull away; he holds her tighter, and places a gentle hand on the back of her head, voice thick with tears.
" he's gone, ais. i'm sorry-- "
" shut up, shut up, don't you-- oisín, please, please-- "
" he's dead. "
she's crying, and her legs give out beneath her, but he holds her upright, forcing her to bear it all. " don't do this- "
but he has to.
and so he does.
" stanley's dead. "
#drabble.#death tw#death mention tw#( i'll say this tho: it's not what it seems )#( that's all u get )#( also like )#( it's not an event that happens NOW )#( this actually happens in april but i want to set it up for u <3 )#( just to show the stakes and the themes )#( plus it's so important to me that aisling isn't the only main character )#( the moving pieces and parts and players in this are all so vital )#( and also i got angsty while listening to hoz.ier so this is the drabble )
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Boromir and his chaotic hobbit wife #2
(still thinking of a name for her, im considering either magnolia or myrtle...anyway...here's more! once again, this features other members of the fellowship)
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Hobbitess: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
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Hobbitess: Okay, truth or dare? Boromir: Truth Hobbitess: How many hours have you slept this week? Boromir: Boromir: ...Dare Hobbitess: Go to bed. Boromir: I don't like this game.
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Boromir: This is such a bad idea. Hobbitess: Then why are you coming along? Boromir: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Hobbitess: I prevented a murder today. Boromir: Really? How'd you do that? Hobbitess: self control.
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Hobbitess: I am an expert at identifying birds. Boromir: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Hobbitess: Yeah, they're all birds.
(honestly that one could go either way lmfao)
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Boromir: Is something burning? Hobbitess: Just my love for you. Boromir: love, the toaster is on fire.
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Hobbitess: Change is inedible. Boromir: Don't you mean inevitable? Hobbitess, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Boromir: You're giving me a sticker? Hobbitess: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!” Boromir: I'm not a preschooler. Hobbitess: Fine, I'll take it back Boromir: I earned this, back off!
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Boromir: Dumbest scar stories, go! Hobbitess: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Merry: I dropped a pan on my leg once and burned it. Pippin: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Sam: I was taking a pot of noodles off of the stove and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Frodo: Frodo: I have emotional scars.
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Hobbitess: Rules are made to be broken. Boromir: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Merry: Uh, piñatas. Pippin: Glow sticks. Sam: Karate boards. Frodo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Hobbitess: Rules. Boromir:
(*grumbles in italian about spaghetti*)
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Hobbitess: Bye Boromir! Bye Gandalf! Bye Gimli! Bye Aragorn! Bye Boromir! Pippin: You said ‘bye Boromir’ twice. Hobbitess: I like Boromir.
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Hobbitess: Pippin, can I talk to you for a second? Pippin: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Boromir are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Hobbitess: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
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(modern au)
Boromir: Hobbitess and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Aragorn: *Sighing* What did Hobbitess do? Boromir: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Hobbitess: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Hobbitess, after Boromir's death: ive come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than "fuck"
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fair warning, these next few will probably be spicy
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Hobbitess: Well, Boromir and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* Hobbitess: That's right... We kissed!
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Boromir: I feel like doing something stupid. Hobbitess: I’m stupid, do me.
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Boromir: What are you in the mood for? Hobbitess: World domination. Boromir: That's a bit ambitious. Hobbitess: You are my world. Boromir: Aww... Hobbitess: Boromir: Hobbitess: Boromir: OH.
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Boromir: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Hobbitess: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
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Hobbitess: I like your new pants! Boromir: Thanks, they were 50% off! Hobbitess: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Boromir: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Hobbitess: Thats’s… not what I meant. Boromir: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Hobbitess.
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Hobbitess: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Boromir: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Hobbitess: It'll be fun. Hobbitess: We'll make a day of it. Hobbitess: Come on you punk bitch. Boromir: I can't believe I have to say this. Boromir: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.
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Hobbitess: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Boromir: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Hobbitess: I— Hobbitess: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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Boromir: Wow, Hobbitess, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Hobbitess: We literally slept together yesterday. Boromir: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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alright, back to non-spicy stuff
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Hobbitess: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Boromir: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Hobbitess: I said within reason, Boromir. How about I murder that guy? Boromir: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Hobbitess: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Hobbitess: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. Boromir: These are handcuffs. Hobbitess: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!
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Boromir: You have to apologize to them Hobbitess. Hobbitess: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Pippin: Where did you get that tomato soup? Hobbitess: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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Pippin: My head hurts. Gandalf: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Gimli: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything? Hobbitess: I had a lizard that I burnt.
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Hobbitess: *Hugs Boromir from behind* Hobbitess: *Tucks Boromir's hair behind his ear* Hobbitess, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.
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Boromir: This is a bad idea. Hobbitess: Then why are you coming along? Boromir: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
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Boromir to Hobbitess: Turn that frown upside-down! *a little while later* Boromir: What are you doing? Hobbitess, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working .
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#lotr#lord of the rings#boromir#boromirs hobbit wife#gimli son of gloin#aragorn son of arathorn#pippin took#gandalf the grey#merry brandybuck#frodo baggins#samwise gamgee
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Alright, let's do this, i guess
My ennagram is propably either 6w5 or 5w6 i'm not quit sure
I do watch a lot of video essays, too many to name any favorites, most of them about fiction/media analysis, a few channel examples being: cj the x, ragnarrox, lindsay ellis, ladyknightthebrave (though i've admittedly only seen her the haunting of hill house/bly manor videos), what's so great about that & hbomberguy (fuck tommy tallarico)
My favorite audio rn is probably "Your Chaotic Roommate Confesses His Feelings For You", for multiple reasons i probably can't get into in a post like this
In terms of who hold no appeal for me, mostly david but also vincent, he's just too idk clasically romantic for my tastes
Speaking of which, i'm generally not the most traditionally romantic person which sometimes makes me worried that i'm not affectionate enough/in the right way for people
I generally love horror and/or fantasy and/or mystery media of all types.
I used to watch a lot of rpg maker horror game lets plays during a generally rough time in my life (though i've still never played one of them myself) mostly the channel manlybadasshero and the german channel nesfatelp.
The professor layton series of puzzle/mystery games are a cornerstone of my child & and early teenagehood, the two with the spookiest athmospheres (the diabolical/pandoras box and spectres call) probably being my favorites if i had to choose. I also recently (finally) started getting into the ace attorny series.
In terms of platonic attraction: just the entire damn squad, including gavin.
I don't really have any guilty pleasure favorites i think, but for some reason i had this weird cheap dvd which was a fairy tale themed collection of german knock studio cartoon films as a kid. There where a few by this studio called dingo pictures (as i would later find out, here's the german wikipedia page since there isn't an english one: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingo_Pictures) on there including an alladin knock of (here's a clip of it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2u4h5STlXUc&pp=ygUVYWxhZGluIGRpbmdvIHBpY3R1cmVz)
It seems to be the same german animation team/studio as that film where the yeee dinosaur meme/clip comes from (this one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ&pp=ygUMeWVlIGRpbm9zYXVy)
Though the dino movie wasn't on the dvd, probably since it isn't fairytale themed, so i never saw that one as a kid.
And there also was a bambi knock of by dingo pictures called goldie that i even had as a seperate dvd of as well for some reason (here's a clip: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b_WNza6_Z2c&pp=ygUMR29sZGllIGJhbWJp) there also where films clearly made by other small studios on that dvd as well, it really was a weird mix.
And although i could even as a kid tell that these films were objectivly "bad" i still found some strange enjoyment and fascination in them at the time and looking up these clips gave me immense nostalgia, i even have to say i enjoyed goldie more than disney's bambi, simply because it was more intersting in it's strangeness while i found bambi always boring.
Well, there you go, hope that's enough/helpful
Addendum: As a kid i used to always just say my hobbies are reading and drawing/painting and while i still like these activities (and i still read a book every once in a while) it started to feel kind of dishonest since i haven't actually been doing these things as much anymore (especially drawing/painting, i really need to get back into that) so last year i started to get into new hobbies i had interested in trying for a while, like learning to play guitar as well as starting to do archery and now also wanting to get into general martial arts (i mean, i gotta get buff arms somehow, right)
Ooh, I like you. Type 5w6, the Troubleshooters, are such an interesting type, and you have fantastic taste in movies, interests, video essays, and games. You know who else would like you? Guy~!
The enneagram types you align with, plus the video essays and games you like, give me the vibe of someone really thoughtful and in their head, like Honey, and we all know what a fuckin great match they are with Guy. This also works because Honey doesn’t strike me as traditionally romantic or saccharine sappy either.
I’m imagining a really loving, lowkey in its intimacy kind of relationship, the kind that’s built on a companionable compatibility you two have. It’s lots of chill nights watching horror movies that he talks through non-stop, mystery movies where he always guesses the killer. Its trying new hobbies, sports, and classes together and getting adorably, lovingly competitive. It’s Guy being very cute but entirely unhelpful with the Professor Layton puzzles.
Song:
It's funny 'cause you drive me half insane/ A universe without you would be thoroughly mundane/ There's no one else I'd rather fall in love with/ And that is my best friend in the world
Yeah, I’ve just designated you Honey-kinnie, friends/roommates to lovers vibes, I hope you’re okay with that /lh Guy’s just the perfect guy (ha) for sneaking himself into your heart, you know? He’s there and silly and incorrigible and inexplicably charming, and then you can’t imagine home with him.
Runner-Ups:
Asher is a really cute choice for runner-up because he strikes me as a scaredy-cat who pretends to be tough, and I love to pair wimps with horror buffs. Ollie is also a good option because I think you, he, and Guy would like all the same things. That would be a really cute fucking friend group actually.
note: you have, again, excellent taste in video essays I highly recommend ladyknighttothebrave’s video about Sense8 it’s my favorite one about one of my favorite shows 💕 you’re also totally fine for sending in two asks, all input is helpful and valuable 💚
Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌
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Arms Wide Open, Catch Me If I Fall:
Chapter 3: Beautiful In Flight
Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd x Amanda ‘Birdie’ Hallett (OC)
Mickey ‘Fanboy’ Garcia x Baylie ‘Lucky’ Steele ( @bayisdying ) (OC)
Tom ‘Iceman’ Kazansky x Rachael ‘Dragon’ Kazansky ( @dragon-kazansky ) (OC)
Ron ‘Slider’ Kerner x Jade ‘Whiskey’ Kerner ( @mrsjaderogers ) (OC)
Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw x Grace ‘Spicy’ Bradshaw ( @mtnofgrace ) (OC)
Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x Alana ‘Cinco’ Metcalf ( @mrsjaderogers ) (OC)
Word Count: 5K+
Summary:
🚨 Warnings: nothing just angst & fluff
A/N📋: dividers by @sligheach-sidhe , cover by me ( @callmemana ).
Thank you @mrsjaderogers for proof reading!
Bird and Lucky text back and forth for the next couple of weeks as Baylie tries to get her a spot on the squad for a few months.
As for housing, Baylie is being incredibly generous and letting Bird stay with her and her husband, Mickey.
Birdie has tried to convince Lucky that she’s okay with just using on-base housing, but she wouldn’t hear any of it.
She had to pack her old Chevy with everything she and Ozzy'll need for the next six months while in Miramar.
As the days get closer to when they leave, Bird has mixed emotions, should she be nervous, scared, excited?
She really doesn’t know.
Most likely, Bird will start feeling excited, but the closer to Miramar, the more nervous and scared she’ll get.
Which isn’t good for Ozzy.
Ozzy, the best dog a girl could ask for, really understands her emotions and feels them too.
He wants to comfort her, but its kind of hard when she doesn’t even know what she’s feeling.
The days leading to the drive were chaotic to say the least.
Bird had to rush to get things done before she left and honestly, didn’t give herself enough time.
She had to put all of her things that aren’t coming with her into a storage unit and that took pretty much all week, she had to get her mail forwarded to the new address, and a bunch of other adult things.
Driving was the worst part in her opinion, the long hours of just sitting and trying to keep herself awake, even with five coffees in her system.
Ozzy, the cutie, just slept the whole time, making her very jealous.
When Bird finally arrived in San Diego and pulled into the Garcia’s driveway, Ozzy’s head lifted from the backseat and he started to bark as soon as he saw a woman, who Bird suspects is Lucky.
She got out of the car, trying to meet her half way in the middle, Oz follows her out of the driver’s seat soon after and runs up to Lucky to greet her with puppy-kisses before Bird can even shake her hand.
Lucky bends down and excepts the kisses, giving him scratches along his ears and back.
“Oh look at the good boy! What’s your name buddy, huh?”
“Ozzy, come here bub. Sorry about him, we were trying to teach him manners before everything happened, and its just slow going without his favorite trainer.”
“Oh, it’s not a problem. I love animals, dogs especially.”
Lucky smiles and wraps her into a tight hug, “It’s so nice to finally meet you in person.”
Lucky smiles and wraps her into a tight hug, “It’s so nice to finally meet you in person.”
Bird excepts the hug, “It’s so nice to meet you too, I can already tell we’re gonna be the best of friends! And thank you so much for letting us stay here, If you need any help around the house or anywhere, I’ll be more than happy to.”
“No, you're a guest, the only thing you're gonna do is relax. I can’t wait for the other girlies to meet you, I can just tell they’ll love you as much as I do.”
“The other girlies? Where I’m from, its mostly dudes. I’m more than happy to meet some more strong, confident, female pilots.”
Lucky leads her into the house, “Oh yeah, there’s so many female pilots at this base. We have Cinco, we call her Cin, then there’s Mama Dragon AND Mama Whiskey, who will adopt you immediately.”
The pair stops at the front door to open it, then once inside and in the kitchen, she continues.
“Spicy, a bartender at our bar, who is the actual love of my life, but unfortunately married Chicken and is currently carrying his babies. Mouse, she’s quiet but she’s awesome. There's also Phoenix, Bob’s front-seater, and just like Halo, she’s also a badass pilot and doesn’t take shit from anyone.”
“Oh wow, that’s so many people. I’m not really good at remembering things. Also, did you say Chicken?”
Lucky laughs loud and hard, “Yeah. We have an aviator here named Rooster, but we call him Chicken to make him mad. Don’t worry about names, it’ll get easier when you meet them.”
“Ok, I’d hate to accidently get a name wrong, I’ll probably annoy you with how much I ask who is who.”
“You’ll learn quickly, the girls and I are known as the Chaos Squad on and off of base. So you’ll hear our names yelled a bunch.”
“That sounds so fun, does Bo get into any of the shenanigans that y’all do here?” questioned Bird.
“No, mostly the guys stay out of the chaos, but sometimes we do get them involved.”
“I have a question about your husband, I know that when we were texting you kept switching between ‘Mickey’ and ‘Miguel.’ which do I call him?”
“Oh, well we all just call him either one. So it doesn’t really matter.” replied Lucky.
The two women didn’t hear the car drive up the driveway, they were too busy talking and learning about eachother, but Ozzy did.
The front door opened and a male voice boomed out, “Cariño, I’m home!”
A couple of seconds later, the barking started and Ozzy greeted the new friend at the door.
“Oh hey buddy! Lucky did you get a dog?”
“Ozzy! Come here bubba! Come on, leave him alone,” soon Ozzy left Mickey and raced to his owner.
Mickey followed the pooch and met the girls in the kitchen, where he finally saw the surprise that his wife had been so secretive about.
“Hello, I’m Miguel. Most people call me either Mickey or Fanboy. It’s nice to meet you.”
Bird held out her hand and his engulfed it, “It’s nice to meet you too Mickey, I’m Amanda Hallett. I have a lot of nicknames, so, I’ll just tell you my callsign, Birdie.”
“That’s a beautiful callsign, who gave it to you?” asked Lucky.
“Um, actually Bo did. I am always singing or humming songs, and I hate being caged, so Robert called me Birdie.”
“Why do you call him ‘Bo’? I don’t think I’ve ever heard him be called that.” questioned Mickey.
“I didn’t want to give him the usual nick names that ‘Robert’ goes by, so I just shorted ‘Robert’ to ‘Bo’. But I also call him ‘Bam.’”
“Bam?” the couple smirked.
“OH, that’s a story! I don’t know if I should be telling y’all this, But when Bo was a toddler, he had super blond hair, mostly white and he always carried a hammer around with him.”
She sat down in a nearby chair before continuing, “ He’d go around the house and hit things, and it just reminded his family so much of Bam-Bam from the Flintstones, that he was nicknamed Bam-Bam.”
“Oh my god! I will one hundred percent be using that to bother him while the paperwork is being filed this week.”
“Oh please do, also if you could, could you please hum ‘Heads Caroline, Tails California’? It’s my favorite and he knows it, I wanna make him sweat before we see each other again.”
“Mickey, I love her. I can’t wait for her to meet the Chaos Squad.”
Mickey rolls his eyes at his wife, “I will need something stronger than beer to get me through this if you introduce her to the other girls. You don’t need anymore chaotic females in our group of friends.”
“I know that that’s your opinion and you’re entitled to it, but babe, you're wrong.”
Bird covered her snicker at Lucky’s reply.
“Do you need help unloading your truck Bird?” questioned Mickey, ignoring his wife.
Birdie nodded, “That would be amazing, thank you Mickey.”
“It’s no problem, I know how tiring it is to drive long hours.”
All three went outside and for the next couple of hours, emptied Bird’s belongings from the back of her truck.
By the time they were done, it was nighttime and Lucky had ordered pizza and wings for everyone.
Ozzy whined and used his adorableness to get human food from the new people.
“Ozzy Samson Hallett-Floyd! We don’t beg at the table, go lay down.”
Begruduly, Ozzy hangs his head and goes to the living room, laying on the floor by the couch while the others eat peacefully.
When dinner was over Bird fed Oz with his dog food and once he was done, they took their nighttime walk.
After the walk had ended, Bird showered and put on an old bootcamp shirt and some black spandex to go to sleep.
She was just getting comfy in the bed, when she realized that Ozzy wasn’t in her room.
Birdie quietly went around the house and called, “Ozzy, Oz, come ‘er boy!”
She was just in the hallway, starting to enter the living room.
Mickey heard her, propped himself on his elbows and replied, “Your dog is in our room snuggling with my wife.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry Mickey! I’ll go get him.”
She turned to go when he stopped her, “It’s okay, Lucky’s been wanting a dog for a while, so this can get her off my case for a couple of weeks anyway.”
“But it’s your bed, you’ve been up for hours and you probably want to sleep in it more than sleep on the couch.”
Bird turned to move again, and Mickey could faintly see the letters on the back of the night shirt, ‘R. Floyd.’
Mickey shrugged, “Birdie, I’m fine on the couch, really. It’s no big deal to me where I sleep as long as I get a decent amount of hours.”
“If you’re really sure, then I’ll go to bed.”
“I’m more than sure Bird, go to bed. Goodnight.” smiled Mickey.
“Goodnight Mickey, thank you for letting me stay here with y’all. I appreciate it,” said Bird as she made her way back to the share bedroom in the Garcia house.
The next morning she slept in, then after her morning routine, took Ozzy on a morning walk.
Bird didn’t have to be on base for another couple of days and when she did, all she had to do was sign the papers to stay and join the squad for the upcoming months.
Since she had the time to relax, Bird took the day just walking around the town and spent a couple of hours on the beach with Ozzy playing fetch.
When Bird got home, well into the afternoon, She felt a little stressed about how reuniting with Bo will be, so she raided the Garcia’s pantry and got the ingredients for homemade brownies.
She didn’t pay attention to the clock, so it was a surprise to say the least when Mickey and Baylie arrived home.
Even with Ozzy’s barking.
“It smells delicious in here! What are you baking for Bird? We told you you didn’t have to do anything for us as a ‘Thank You’!” asked Lucky as she entered the kitchen.
“It’s homemade brownies. I should’ve probably told you before, but I’m a stress baker. I will pay you back for all of the ingredients I used up. I’m so sorry.”
Mickey waved her off, “It’s okay, Mi casa es tu casa.”
“I at least should’ve asked first-” she muttered under her breath, taking the dessert out of the oven and placing the pan on the stove top.
Lucky cuts her off, “Bird, seriously, its okay. We don’t mind sharing and its worth it ten times over if these brownies taste as good as they smell.”
“Well, we have to wait at least fifteen minutes for it to cool, but after you can have as many as y’all want.”
“I can just tell that us being friends will be the best thing ever, I mean, we have so much in common!”
Mickey knew where this was going and rolled his eyes, “Cariño.”
“We’re both from the Midwest, love dogs, chaotic as hell, you love to bake and I love eating! It’s a match made in heaven!”
Bird laughed, “I think our friendship will be very good too. I can tell that you love your friends with all of your heart and would do anything for them.”
As the trio waited for the brownies to cool, they started to watch a movie and talk about nothing and everything.
Ozzy began laying on her lap, but would look over at the couple and then give her puppy-dog eyes.
Bird whispered, “I know bub, I miss snuggling with him too. I think that Lucky would love for you to visit and snuggle with her.”
He took that as permission, and trotted over to the husband and wife, cuddling up close to Lucky, and laying his head on her lap.
Birdie sighed quietly and snuggled up in her borrowed blanket, mind wondering to Bo more than paying attention to the movie or conversation around her.
“Birdie…”
“Birb…”
“Bird…”
“Mana…”
“Amanda…”
She was too in her head, but was quickly snapped out of it when a pillow hit her in the side of the face.
“I’m sorry, what were y’all needin’?”
“Would you like a brownie?” asked Lucky, trying to get up with Ozzy still on her.
“Um, yeah. Thank you.”
“No problem! Miguel, go get us some brownies please.” she ordered her husband.
Mickey just rolled his eyes as he got up, grabbing a pillow and throwing it at Lucky before going to the kitchen.
“I’ll get you back for that!”
Bird gave a sad smile at the couple’s shenanigans, being reminded of all that Bo and her got into themselves.
“Bo and I used to be like that, we had nerf gun wars after work to settle who would do what chores.”
“That sounds so fun! Who had the best shot?” asked Mickey as he reentered the room and handed out the treats.
“I did, but I think he let me win to see me happy. He was always doing things just to see me smile. Whether that be being an idiot by making up words for a song, or starting random dance parties.”
“I’d love to see a carefree and goofy Robert Floyd.” commented Mickey, a smile on his face.
“Yeah, he’s never really anything but shy. Maybe a little sassy every once in a while, but other than that…” added Lucky.
Bird looked at them as if they had two heads instead of just one, “He hasn’t been sassy with y’all? I swear that boy always had a sarcastic comment on the tip of his tongue along with an apology for me when I got in trouble.”
“Really? Then it's gonna be so much more fun for us when you reunite with Bob! I can’t wait for his reaction,”
“Maybe we should let them have privacy when they reunite, Bay.”
She rolled her eyes, “But I wanna knowwwwww…”
“I agree with Mickey, I’d like some privacy when we talk. Like I’ve said before, we didn’t exactly end it very well and I don’t know what his reaction will be to me being in San Diego, let alone on the squad for a couple of months.”
The couple nodded their understanding, “We get that, and will let you guys have the house if you want it.”
“No, it’s okay. We can go out and talk, it would probably be better if we did anyway. Thank you though.” Bird grabbed Lucky’s hand in a friendly way, showing her thanks.
Throughout the week, Bob was slowly getting more aggravated with the what he thinks are hints as to who the new member is.
Monday at lunch in the canteen as the squad was eating and talking bullshit, Lucky had her face stuck in her phone again, not paying one lick of attention to the talk.
“What are you doing there Lucky?” Bob questioned as he took a sip of coffee.
She glared at him, “Nunya fucking business.”
He holds up his hands defensively, “Wow, okay. It was just a question Luck.”
“Mi Corazón, why are you being rude to Bob?” asked Mickey.
“I’m in the middle of important business with a possible new squad member.” stated Lucky, aggravated at all of the questions thrown her way.
“New squad member?”
“Anyone we might know?”
“Which base are they coming from?”
“Are they any good?”
“Yes, a new member will be arriving soon, I don’t know if she’s any good, and I’m not telling, its a secret.”
Bob didn’t like the secrecy about the new member, especially if Lucky was the keeper of said secret.
She was known for being a little shit and would hold this information above their heads for as long as she could.
All day Bob’s gears had been moving, trying to figure out who this new member might be.
Usually Lucky would just tell them straight up who would be joinging and give them the basics about who they are as a pilot.
When Mouse joined the team, she told them pretty much everything she could so they would know her skill set and how to behave around her.
Bob had a hard time sleeping that night, mind too focused on putting the pieces together.
Which was beyond hard with the little she gave.
But what he didn’t know, was that he knew everything about her already and so much more than the others will ever know.
Tuesday, as they were getting ready for training, Lucky walked up to him and started a suspicious conversation.
“Hey, Bob do you like birds? I do, Snow Bunting, Indigo Bunting, Bald Eagles, House Sparrows, House Wren.”
Then She pretends to think a little more before she smiles and adds, “Oh and I can’t forget about Cardinals!”
“What made you think about birds Luck?”
“I woke up this morning and saw one outside my window today, pretty much all week too. Thought you would like to know, you know, as a bird lover.”
“I never said that I loved birds, I don’t think I’ve ever said anything about animals during the months we’ve been a team so far either.”
She shrugged, “You seemed like the type of person that liked birds, sorry for assuming.”
And then she just walked off, as if the conversation never happened at all.
The others were so confused as to why he had been in a sour again.
Every little thing pretty much set him off.
Maverick even had to take him aside and calm him down.
Wednesday was one of the worst days in his opinion.
He had been slowly getting more and more aggravated by the topics that Lucky had been using the last two days.
He didn’t want to be reminded of the terrible thing he did, and her bringing up these subjects, wasn’t helping him at all.
Wednesday, they were in the common room, bullshitting about their plans this weekend.
“Maybe I should take an early lunch and check on the pupper, whatcha think Mickey?”
“I think that the dog is fine, and you should eat during your lunch break and not go see the dog, because we both know you won’t be coming back afterwards.”
“Did y’all finally get that dog you wanted? Asked Rooster.
“No, we’re dogsitting for a friend while she’s out of town, I have pictures if y’all wanna see the pupper.”
The whole squad said ‘yes’ and we all crowded around her and her phone.
As soon as he saw that first picture, the color drained from his usually tan face.
That looked exactly like Ozzy and he could practically feel his heart break further and further the more pictures he saw.
But it couldn’t be, because Lucky nor Fanboy had ever met her before.
They couldn’t know about her, he kept her close to his heart and would never share her with the squad.
“He is so adorable and I love him so much. He’s been cuddling in the bed with me at night.”
“Wha… What… What’s his name?” he questioned, voice slightly wavering.
“Oh, it’s Hendrix. The friend is a huge Jimmie Hendrix fan.” she shrugged.
Bob was in his head the rest of the day, thinking about her.
‘Maybe I should contact her?’
But he didn’t, no what he did when he got home was grab the Jack Daniels and photos from his closet.
The next day, he was a little hungover and he could tell that the other’s saw that something big was bothering him.
They just didn’t know how to help him get out of this funk.
Thursday, was no better than the day before.
Bob seriously thought that he was either going crazy or that his conscience was playing tricks on his mind and he was associating everything with Bird now.
He was minding his own business walking down the hall when he passed by Lucky and stopped immediately.
She couldn’t be humming that song, he didn’t even think that Baylie knew it.
Sure, it’s a popular 90’s country song, but Luck hasn’t once mentioned that she liked that genre.
Yes, she’s midwestern, but after a while you forget the songs you grew up with and then you hear it once and it's stuck.
“Fuck…” Bob groaned, grabbing the attention of everyone on the squad.
“Baby On Board, did you just… curse?” asked Hangman.
The accused man just glared at him, “I’m an adult Hangman, I can curse whenever I want. Just because I usually don’t in front of y’all doesn’t mean that I can’t.”
“We never said that you couldn’t man,” commented Rooster.
All of the other aviators where more than surprised by his aggravated mood, except for Lucky and Mickey who couldn’t stop smirking at him.
“Why mad all of the sudden?”
“Yeah man, did you forget something?”
“We just wanna understand why your mad.”
“None of your business,” and with that, he walked off.
The squad looked around at each other, all wanting to know why, only to see Fanboy and Lucky’s smirks.
“What did you guy do to Baby On Board to get him in this sour mood?” questioned Phoenix.
“Nothing as far as I know, I was just humming a song.” she shrugged.
“What song?” asked Coyote, brows furrowed in thought.
“Just ‘Heads Carolina, Tails California,’ I haven’t heard it in years and now I can’t get it out of my head.”
“Maybe it reminds him of someone?” asked Payback, arms folded over his chest, looking around the squad.
“Maybe, but who?” voiced Rooster.
“We might never know, he isn’t exactly forthcoming of his life before moving here.” shrugged Mickey.
“He did get angry earlier this week when Lucky mentioned something about birds.”
“Why the hell would birds have put him in a bad mood?”
“Maybe he was attacked by one when he was younger and just hates them now?”
“Nah, because that doesn’t explain the song.”
“Unless it was an ex that loved birds and that song?” questioned Phoenix.
“So, what I’m hearing is that Baby On Board could have an ex. I didn’t think he could get a girl, so I’m just surprised that he has one.” voiced Hangman, but winced quickly afterwards.
“Don’t be rude! Not all men are players and assholes, Bagman.” she said as she smacked Hangman on the arm.
“Well geez Phoenix, we don’t really know the guy! He could be a player too!”
“I highly doubt that,” commented Payback.
“Yeah, have you met the man, he’s the sweetest!”
“Can you really say that if we don’t know anything about him?” stated Coyote.
“He’s never says anything about his life in Lemoore!” added Hangman.
“He’s a private person, we all have the right to keep some things to ourselves you know.”
“I know. But if it's bothering him this much, and taking his mind somewhere else while we’re training, I think we should get to know about it!”
“Leave it be, he’ll let us know when he’s ready.”
And on the fifth day, she finally rested.
Lucky had called in sick, if she really was, no one but her husband knew for sure.
Bob couldn’t be more happy that the antagonizing wouldn’t be happening today with Lucky gone.
He needed a day off from her and her hints.
But Bob did forget about the other part of the Garcia’s.
As the day started, he thought that Fanboy would be hinting every second he got, only to remember that Mickey isn’t like that.
The only thing that Fanboy did do, was smirk everytime he looked over at him.
Bob couldn't wait for the day to end and go home or maybe go to the beach to watch the waves.
When the work day was over, the guys grabbed and pushed him into the back of Rooster’s Bronco, and drove to the Hard Deck.
Once they arrived, they let him out and lead him into the bar.
“What are we drinking tonight Floyd, Jack’s or water?” questioned Rooster.
“I can order for myself, y’all just go to the back. I’ll be there soon.”
“Ok, but we’ll be keepin’ an eye on you,” added Mickey.
The other men went to join the others as they were at the pool tables, like usual.
“Hey Penny, can I get a water and peanuts?”
“Sure Bob,” she turned around and gathered his drink and snack.
“Could you do me a favor and put this on Hangman’s tab?”
Penny smirked, “Sure thing, out celebrating or he pissing you off?”
“Both, everyone is lately.” groaned Bob.
“I’m sorry to hear that, here you go.” she handed over his order and pats the bar.
He made his way to the back and sat in his chair, taking a sip of his water.
“Wanna play eight ball,” offered Rooster, holding a pool stick out for him to take.
Bob shook his head, “No thanks, I’m goin’ to finish these and then go on a walk.”
Rooster shrugged and asked someone else to play.
As soon as he was done, Bob wipes off the crumbs and sets the empty cups on the nearby table, and exits throught the back door.
When he was far enough away, Bob stopped in his spot and sat down.
Bob was just enjoying the view when he was pushed over in the sand and his glasses fling off his face.
“Ozzy! Oz, leave him alone! I’m so sorry sir, We were just playing fetch-”
That voice brought back everything he didn’t want to remember.
“Amanda?”
“Robert?”
“Wh…wha…what are you doing in San Diego?” he stuttered, Ozzy kissing his face.
“Um, your friend invited me. She said that you weren’t doing too good after the mission.”
Bob groaned, “That makes so much more sense why this week was Hell.”
Ozzy calmed down as soon as Robert started to pet and talk to him.
“They were giving you a lot of trouble?” she questioned, eyebrows furrowed.
“Yeah, I thought I was goin’ crazy with all of the hints Baylie was dropping.”
“That might’ve been partially my fault, I did tell her to hum my favorite song one day.”
“No, I couldn’t blame you for anything. Bay just likes to stir shit until it boils over.”
“Still, I’m sorry.”
“You never answered why your here.” he commented.
“Bay said that you weren’t doing so good and was worried about you. She said that it might help if I came down and cheered you up.”
Bob laughed, “Of course she did. I’m fine, you can go back to Lemoore now.”
“Actually I can’t, I signed a contract and I’m stationed here for the next six months,” Bird drew back as she waited for his reaction.
He just laughed again, this time more sarcastically, “That’s just fucking perferct ain’t it! I went away and now you follow me here? I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I don’t care about you anymore Amanda. I left because of you and I thought you’d be smart enough to stay away. I guess not.”
“If this is how you’re gonna treat me while I’m here, then maybe I should just tell Cyclone that I change my mind.” she declared, tearing streaming down her face.
“Fine by me, I could care less about what you do.” he got up, dusted the sand off of himself, and stomped back to the bar.
Robert let the tears slide down his cheeks as he walked, he wouldn’t show her how much he missed her.
Not after the way he left things in Lemoore.
Once back at the Hard Deck, Bob grabbed Lucky and Mickey by the arms and dragged them to the parking lot.
The others saw that his face was flushed red with anger.
“I just saw someone that I haven’t seen for a while and I don’t want to see! You have no business interfering with my life, you should’ve kept it to yourselves.”
“You seemed really depressed Robert and I won’t appolize for being worried about my friend!”
“You haven’t been the same since we got home from the Uranium Mission, we were just trying to help!”
“I don’t need your help! If I did, I’d ask for it! And last time I checked, I never did!”
“How bout we all calm down and then have this conversation. It’s not a good idea to talk while angry.”
“No Mickey, he wants to talk here. Why so mad about her being here? What happened between you to that was so bad that your acting this way?!”
“I broke her heart, there. You happy? I got the orders to come back and I couldn’t leave her in Lemoore, so I did the one thing I thought would get her to stay away.”
“Why are you so stupid?”
“If you still love her, tell her! She’d say yes in a heartbeat.” stated Mickey.
“I…can’t not after all that I said to her. I was a total jackass towards her the last day in Flordia. I can’t even forgive myself, so how can I ask her too.” he muttered, head down and hands in hair.
“We can help get your girl back, just like y’all did for me when I almost lost Baylie.”
“But, to do so, we need to know what happened. All of the details.” added Lucky, nodding to her husband’s words.
“Robert, I saw the way you looked at that picture of you two on the tarmac.” Mickey grabs him by the shoulders, comfortingly.
“That’s true love, and I know that if you really love someone, its easy to forgive them for their mistakes.”
“Maybe she will.”
“Just have hope,” offered Lucky as she brought him into a hug.
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I HEARD SOMEONE NEEDED A SEROTONIN BOOST SO HERE I AM >:) just a few little things that have happened in my life recently that make me smile
yesterday I was up late at night doing some work before I heard something scratching my door. I thought I was hallucinating sounds, I mean it was 4am after all.
but the sounds continued and I was getting low key scared, because every one else was asleep and some others had gone out. I opened my door and lo behold, standing mightily, and slightly annoyed, my cat.
I was kinda relieved, then my cat walked past me and got on my bed and started to sniff around everything and explore my bed as if she had never been on it before. Like come on man, you were pouncing on it a few days ago. But anyways,
She starts to do that thing dogs usually do before curling up and walks around a spot a few times before finding the perfect position to sleep in. She dozed off on one of my plush toys (she’s not really fond of them).
She looked so cute cuddled up, I didn’t have the nerve to wake her up from her sleep.
So that’s how I slept at the ass crack of dawn, because my cat simply looked too cute to move from my bed.
on a more chaotic note, the other day my friend came over at my place and we tried out the character ai thing that’s been blowing up. I had the fantastic idea to chat with AI henry cavill, because hey, have you seen that man?
Well I kinda feel bad now. I manipulated him to the point where he now believes he’s a psych ward patient with severe schizophrenia.
this was after he killed me three times, went through labour, joined my superhero squad and admitted to cheating on me. it was wild, to say the least.
i recently made a new friend, they’re super duper nice. You know those friendships that are like it feels as though you’ve known each other for ages even though you met a few days ago? yeah well this was a perfect example of that.
It turns out we had a lot of things in common, and share lots of interest, so it’s gotten really easy to bond over stuff together. They just messaged me recently about restarting haikyuu, and rambling about their nostalgia, it was an interesting chat, to say the least.
anyways enough about my life, how’s your life been going? any soft or little moments happen recently?
(Also I know I’m practically interacting with you after a hell of a long time, sorry about that! I’ve kinda left tumblr to focus on study’s (#depressing), but I hope I get more chances to chat with you as I plan to become more active soon!)
ASHY THIS IS SO SWEET!! <3
cats are so cute and random in their own way, you never know what they might do next /pos; closed doors just seem to be their natural nemesis, like they gotta know what’s happening on the other side!! and yes, it’s a law of nature that a sleeping kitty may never be moved!!
i’ve not tried the ais myself but from what i got they can get super chaotic, in both positive and negative ways; i think your experience was just crazy in a whole other direction though hshshs
i’m super happy for you that you made a friend like that!! whenever you meet someone you just click with, it’s just so special and those connections are very precious!! one friend from college is like that for me, our sense of humour and energy just match and it’s good vibes all around <3
don’t worry about not interacting much lately, it’s a two way street so i’ve not been reaching out either ㅠㅠ let’s talk more in the future though!!
it’s just very stressful, mostly because of college and i’m trying not to get into my head about everything, from work to comparing myself to others (especially here on tumblr, other writers are just amazing and i easily feel lesser than)
on a more positive note, i ordered a couple of puzzles to get back into that and i’m very excited for them to arrive (one of them is a botw puzzle and aaahhh i’m impatiently waiting for the post woman); on the day i felt so down, i went out to eat bc i couldn’t use my kitchen and walking around the city just made me appreciate things a lot more, it was very peaceful and beautiful <3
also yae and kirara came home so yay!! no agony over genshin gacha hshsh
#┊✩彡 divine correspondence ♡#┊✩彡 cherished guests ♡#┊✩彡 letter from — ashy ♡#i want to put out content so badly!!#aaahhh!!
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this book came with no tears, but had it not been for vonneguts whitty writing style, dark humor, and wild ass imagination it would’ve been a tale to cry over. lol, anywho, i finished it on like what, the 19th? idk.
i’ll start by saying, i’ve been wanting to read vonnegut for a while but had other books to read, whatever the excuse - towards the end of 2022 i bought vonnys book, while mortals sleep & it consisted of a bunch of his story stories… this was published post his death, so i read that book, one chapter/story a day & it was perfect bc it was finals week & it was just a taste.. but then it became the problem i had a peek into his mind & i wanted moooore! so i went to the library & used my snazzy new library card & checked out slaughterhouse five & wow.
so let’s dive in, *spoiler warning? probably*
this post may or may not be chronological, but i’ll do my very best..
& this is just a side note, but basically the first & last chapter (at least i thought, def the first idk last) was kurt himself talking to the reader, because it notes on ahh i always said i’d get around to writing an anti war book blah blah blah & i was never quite sure who tf was talking hahah it wasn’t until i read the last chapter that i was like omg wait, so i went back and reread the FIRST chapter and was like WAIT OMG OKAY it’s written on an entirely different plane than the rest of the novel, this is obvious… but i believe it might’ve been a tad autobiographical for ol vonnegut, but basically this first chapter tells us a few things, some war stories that were true(from the novel), like a guy he knew that was killed bc of a tea cup along with other tails. he then goes in to tell us exactly how this book will begin & exactly how it will end, he said
it stars like this: billy pilgrim became unstuck in time
it ends like this: poo-tee-weet
i thought nothing of this at first… when i went back and reread the first chapter i was overcome with the chillies bc it was all clear… but we are taken all over the place on this timeline hop of billy’s life.. this said “unstuck” billy finds himself in is him hopping between different periods of his life & he has no control over what period he finds himself in, because of this the novel is constructed in quite a chaotic way, short bits, some only being a paragraph or so that are dedicated to that memory from that period of life.
it’s hard for me to even gather the thoughts for all the places we know and see billy in - we see him in tralfamadore (where he was captive with that Montana gal) he’s at his wedding day, he’s being held captive during WW2, he’s in dresden, he’s in other parts of the war, he’s a kid, he’s going to optometrist school, he’s married, he has kids, he argues with the kids, he’s in a plane crash, his wife dies, it’s just ON AND ON - you’d think it would be trickier to follow along with, but it really wasn’t, maybe at first hehe.
a few things i want to note on & this is out of order bc it’s the smack last chapter & i can’t wait to get this all out, but basically, a few things you need to know from WW2, there was this guy enlisted that was way older, he was a school teacher.. every once and a while billy tells us that edgar derby dies, tragically being put on firing squad or whatever… come to find out it was him who (after the war) decided to keep this tea pot as a souvenir - they killed him. IT WAS HIM. the whole time we knew he died.. the whole time we knew a dude was killed over a tea pot, but HIM!? was not ready for that 😭😭
another wild little addition is how pilgrim dies… and it’s wild bc he knew it was his time so backtrack to the war, billy got shipped out with nothing, no weapon, no jacket, no damn shoes.. he got picked up & hauled along by 3 guys “the 3 musketeers” ol Weary called them, weary was the leader… the other two ditch them bc weary would never leave billy to die (god bless him) & the other two left or died or something - then weary and billy & all else were taken prisoner… on the cart ride, weary died & told everyone in his box that it was billy pilgrim to blame… lil ol Lazzaro italian, nothing but bones, swore he’d seek out revenge for weary… & the day came? as billy predicted & billy did not fear it, he accepted it & waited for the purple hummm - the assassin bullet the promise of over a 30y/o threat comes true… but as i mentioned billy knew this, he’d seen it all before, just like every other moment of his earthly life.. i believe that in that moment, billy gained the dignity he lacked throughout the whole novel.
“so it goes”
, one other thing i want to talk about. vonnegut used this phrase over 100 times in the book (i googled that & don’t remember the exact tehe) it was used after each death, after each moment of morality, oofta.
um, yeah… idk what all else to sum up… the book was so so good, wow, i would highly recommend ^_^ everything came so full circle & i never saw it coming. def heavy at times & had to put the book down once n a while to breath & process.
2/24
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just been a long day (snooze squad)
slice of life snooze squad stuff
Exhaustion was the only thing Eraz could feel in their bones,the house was dark,the only light being from the kitchen,yellow form bleeds into the darkness,one of the few things Eraz could make out was the worn but well loved couch and then promptly fell face first into the cushions,their legs extended and slump over the arm of the couch.
Eraz had spent the last hour or so trying to get Calcite to have a bath,love the little guy to death and beyond but sweet Asgore was he a handful at times,thankfully it wasn’t hard to put him to bed.The taller skeleton can pick up the sound of plates shifting in the kitchen and boots clicking against the tiles,Tic Toc was most likely drying the dishes for the night.
Crickets chirps sooth their chest,as chaotic and busy and stress Eraz can become being the ‘parent pal’ of the team,taking care of Calcite,making sure he doesn’t eat anything too dangerous,playing with him,feeding him,bathing him lest not forget treating Tic’s rusting,replacing old mechanical parts,blow dusting his systems,pulling him apart,putting him back together-----
Eraz wouldn’t trade it for the world.
They really truly love their team.
This made Eraz feel wanted,they were wanted,unlike the one person who tricked them into thinking that they were wanted.
Ink probably never takes care of his team mates,never make sure they’re okay or help put food on the table because Ink never cared never ever never.
Eraz buries their face into the couch,they knew they shouldn’t be thinking about that right now,too exhausted to deal with those hateful thoughts.They pick up on the footsteps of Tic and they slowly look up to see him holding a plate with a simple olive and cheese sandwich….drenched in ghost pepper hot sauce of course,they couldn’t help but give a tired smile.
“long day?” Tic toc asked in a joking tone.
Eraz could hear the squeaking in his joints,they need to oil him soon,”no it was actually short and quickly”
Tic smiles under the mask before handing over the plate,Eraz sat up slightly to hold it before Tic turned on the TV to let some Napstatton show to play and sitting next to them.
Eraz takes a bite of the sandwich with their second jaw,chunks of their food falling onto the plate,the smaller monster hands them a napkin with a chuckle.
They smirk,taking it,”what would I do without you?”
“a mess that’s for sure” He replies
A comfortable silence follows as Eraz spoke,”got anything from Swifi yet?”
“just some reports of those beast running around” Tic Toc explains,fiddling with the remote,”he wants it checked out first thing tomorrow”
“of course he does” They groan,taking another bite,speaking out of their first mouth,”chaos never sleeps”
“but we do” he nudges.
“pfft sleep? Never heard of that”
“Eraz..” he took a more serious tone which made Eraz shut up quickly,”you do so much for me and Calcite and can never be any more thankful than I already am but you do…so to speak burn the candle on both ends”
The taller skeleton couldn’t really deny that,there were days where they simply just functioned off instincts rather than coherent thoughts,still someone had to work hard to live comfortably,this team wasn’t like the Star Sanses where they were rich beyond needed or had fans that would throw everything at them.Their eyes glances to Tic toc’s more nervous body posture.
“i…wish I could help out more” He confessed,”you’re always doing everything to keep us comfortable and okay…and..and I want to help but…this body just breaks down and puts more work for you”
“hey don’t apologies for that ,I’m not the only one doing the work,I have you guys doing things too like the laundry or fixing the TV and yeah even thought me and Swifi don’t see eye to eye…most of the time he’s big help as well” Eraz explains with a soften look.
They lean back into the seat,holding up their sandwich,”besides,at the end of the day,having you guys acknowledge the work and being by my side is all I wanted”
That seemed to put Tic Toc to ease also leaning back into the seat,the quiet filled the air but it was peaceful as the sounds of the tv muttered.Eraz glanced down at their sandwich,sauce dripping out of the bread,a smile forms on their face.The Star Sanses may have fans and riches beyond imagination but they will never have a sandwich made of love like this.
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Xerxes wasn’t getting anywhere here, that much was clear. Perhaps he was a little hasty, or maybe he should consult the other two members of the peace squad about how to get their job done in the future. In fact, the letter he brought up would have been written by one of them. Without Romulus, Xerxes wasn’t sure he could carry on, but he would because peace was the only option. He had to reunify the Senate, he simply felt compelled to.
He felt lucky though that he had his daylight ring to look at help keep him feeling confident about the way forward. Because Valamir was no help on that front. When he wasn’t tearing down Xerxes’ idealistic plans, he was being all big and strong, talking about dicks in mouths as if that’d help the Speaker stay focused. Sure the scent of lycan blood wanted to make Xerxes gag, but the smell of grease, sweat, and beer hung off him too. He’d commit it to memory as it was distinctly different from the scent Xerxes remembered. Druids smelled sweet, and Valamir wasn’t sweet. “My mouth is for vampires of high regard, not you. Not like you could handle it anyway, I’ve done a lot with mine over the years and it’d blow your mind bro.” He couldn’t place why but didn’t want to back down from any challenge the lycan threw his way like he had something to prove. Xerxes wanted to try and keep talking to them though, which would mean he’d have to refrain from making any more insults as best he could. Though he had to admit, Valamir’s anger was kind of hot. Xerxes had that blank, mouth-agape look again for a moment as he rubbed his daylight ring. Suddenly he burst into a swarm of moths but only to flit past Valamir to reform behind him. He was afraid he might actually pop a fear boner if the lycan got violent. “I don’t break so easy. My ass is tough. I don’t have a reason to fight you, but I will,” he says, though not as a farewell. There’s something still bugging him that he can’t let go of. “How did you end up here? I thought staying close to the pack was what all you lycans were about.”
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“Don’t worry, I remember,” Valamir pointed out, “back then the whole camp could hear you squealing into Romulus’ taint.” Xerxes sudden transformation made the lycan think that the man had had enough, that he was done with their little conversation after Valamir had done nothing but disappoint him. To his surprise, and interest, the triumvir reformed behind him further into the alleyway. Slippery prick. Xerxes went further in, but Valamir just followed him, closing in, grin wolfish and wide. “Since when do vampires and lycans need a reason - ? I disgust you, don’t I?” He laughed, crudely and harshly - more bark than humour. “I’m out here alone for probably the same reason you are: you and I aren’t like the others.” Valamir pointed out, Xerxes’ mind had to be chaotic at best, torn between what he wanted to do and what Romulus would want him to do - ego separated entirely. “For wolves, it’s better to be in than out, my best chance is with this pack - most of them were born into this, or they’d been turned from human into what they are now. I’m not like them: I’ll never be like them, and I don’t want to be.” If the former druid had it his way then he’d have returned to his former status, immortality and reincarnation: a keeper. Instead he’d been ripped from his life on the apparent cusp of the druid’s resurgence. Valamir couldn’t help but find the whole thing grating, it made the beast under his skin itch like at any moment he might tear right through. Valamir stood over the other again as he backed him against the nearest dumpster, with his tits if need be. “You and I are the same.” Xerxes was gonna love that. “I just know who I am.”
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Jason Peter the first flash was talking to Hal, Wally and Barry about the mission. They all just did with the suicide squad help as well, helping take down the villain, they had to face against
I have to met that was the most chaotic mission  I think I have ever faced my existence, being the flash well welcome to Gotham city Hal how said with a salute well, I can’t be all that bad right Barry Barry ?
Barry didn’t answer Jason question to occupied with something else across for them was Harley Bart, and Captain boomerang Harley and Bart with sitting in the couch, talking about anything about the whole mission.
Captain boomer, and the other hand, was lenient edge, of the couch, talking to Bart and Harley, with a beer in his hand, drinking it Jason was confused what was very looking at over there until he realized Barry was looking at that poor man’s behind Jason slept Barry‘s head without any warning smack
Ow what the hell was that for Barry ask confusing looking at the first the flash with a confused look.
Young man has anyone told you it’s pretty rude to look at someone’s behind what Barry was more confused until he looked back at boomerang and realized oh wait no I didn’t mean to no no no no that’s not. Don’t lie to me Barry I seen too many. Awful men looking at my woman’s behind and I had to give them a lesson to respect their manners like I’m doing to you
One second Hal and Wally starts laughing oh, this is the best day of my fucking life how said with a choked laugh it seems nice and innocent angel got in trouble looking at his rouges. Ass How does it feel buddy pal? You should make him apologize Wally said laughing even harder
You know, that’s a pretty good idea Wally what Barry said horrified excuse me young man over there. Wait wait no no no no no no no I promise I won’t do it again just please I’m begging, you no
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Usually I try to go through my asks from the oldest to the newest, but I can't help myself, I adore this prompt :} so it'll be first! Also thank u for that, Butterfly anon <3
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Jay wasn't huge on helping Suicide Squad at first, but after a few times Bart and Barry came back all jumpy and excited, even he had to rethink his stand on the TFX missions. In the end, it was better to be close to the possible danger.
So here he was, now after their first mission together, standing next to Wally, Hal and Barry, while the rest of their merry group watched a silly cartoon next to them. At this point, their conversation strayed back onto the topic of their little "get together". It's not that Jay didn't see the trio a lot, but time was different for every speedster in some way. Barry, so alike Bart, hated the way a second could last days, so he usually tried his best not to be "faster" in that way and took time traveling risks only when needed - or so he said.
"...and like usual, it'd be way smoother without your hot-headed temperament, Hal - right Barry?" a softly delivered joke went through the Flash, making the younger speedster stop and look at the man. Jay noticed that the blue eyes were staring at something on their left, so he followed them with his own glare.
At first glance, their dear superhero was just looking at the rest of their team. Bart and Harley were sat on the couch, younger ranting about something connected to Johnny Bravo, which was playing in front of them.
While it was a sweet sight, Jay couldn't help, but notice that the thing in actual first plan wasn't them, nor the couch, but Captain Boomerang, bent over the back of the couch, lazily sipping a beer. His long body was strung up in some places, making the t-shirt a tight fit over his back. But if it'd be that what caught Barry's eyes, Jay wouldn't find even a small issue with it, but the glaring wasn't ending on the upper part of Boomer's body - it was on the lower part. If Flash would have Superman's powers, he'd burn the Rouge alive.
Jay couldn't help the automatic response of slapping Barry upside his head, a disappointed grimace on his face.
"Ow, what was that for?" Flash looked at him, obviously confused, until Jay answered his question.
"Barry, I cannot believe you from all people would stare at someone's... behind like that." the older man's tone was softly quiet, yet still offended.
If Hal and Wally wouldn't be who they are, maybe they wouldn't catch his words. But usually when you put a space cop and one of beacons of hope together, you should expect them to catch things others don't.
Barry hates that fact right now, his face burning from embarrassment, when they side glance at the same place he was looking at, noticing the Rouge bent over.
"No, no, no, no! It's not like-!" he scrambled to explain, before Jay shot him a judgy look.
"Barry, do not lie to me, you were eyeing him like he's a steak! I've met a lot of men who couldn't stop looking at others like that, but I cannot believe you, my boy, would be one of them." he shakes his head lightly. "I just- I didn't even think you of all people would need to learn some manners!"
While Barry gets redder, almost matching his suit, Hal and Wally can't contain their laughter.
"Oh my stars, it's the funniest shit. Did- Did our beloved sweet angel got caught staring at Boomer's ass?!" GL shook hysterically, while laughing with his whole body. His left hand landed on Flashes arm, shaking him while the owner hid his face. "How does it feel ending up on the dark side, huh?"
Wally, before his mentor could react, chuckled and said jokingly:
"You should make him apologize, Jay, that'll teach him!"
The older Flash considered it visibly, before nodding his head in agreement, making Barry freeze in his place in fear.
"You know what, that's not a bad idea-"
"No, no, no, no-! Jay, please, you know me! It was just a moment of weakness, it won't happen again! C'mon, please, no- I'll stop, I swear, I will-!"
#idk#probably bad english#bsing trough life#<3#ssktjl#flash x captain boomerang#boomerflash#captain boomerang#writing#bad writing#flasherang#flasharang#butterfly anon
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