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[youremployer]

Hello there! Just wanna say, happy to meet you, and I have a perfectly nice left kidney at your service 🫡 Do you like gummy worms? I had some somewhere! :D Also, could I claim an anon tag? If so, 🫀anon would be great!

Hm? Gummy worms? I believe I might have had some at some point.

They are rather delicious, even for being produced in a less than admissible way; quite poorly.

It's easy to notice how 'fake' they are. Though, I feel like that's what makes them fun, in their own special way.

[youremployer]

>".....Do you play golf?.."

Golf? Hm, no I'm afraid not.

I don't see much in such a sport to play, personally.

Why so specific of a question? Or is this just for curiosity's sake?

[youremployer]

flowers for you 💐

Oh? How sweet!

I do appreciate the gift. Is it for a special occasion, or simply for considerations sake?

[youremployer]

{HI. IM ALIVE I PROMISE FOLKS}

[youremployer]

NG better drop that eyebrow tutorial NOW

That's a new one.

Unfortunately though, I can't accommodate your request.

I don't do any prerequisites to have them look this way. Otherwise, I truthfully would provide information if I had it.

[youremployer]

There’s something about your face and expressions that is somewhat cute and scary…. Your eyes are so dead and beady and you have a bit of a “:3” mouth 😨

Oh, I'm glad you find me so fascinating!

Is this a compliment, or rather an observation? Your intentions are a bit difficult to decipher.

[youremployer]

>Hey, Boss!

>Do you have any hobbies?

-🎶Song Anon

Hm, hobbies?

If you'd consider it one, I do love to organize paperwork, it can be pretty relaxing.

But to be quite honest, I don't really get up to any extra activities or hobbies outside of work. I'm simply too focused on what I do already.

[youremployer]

i believe an office job would do well for building my experience. i look forward to seeing what your company has to offer, and who knows? maybe i'll even find a job here, if i take a liking to it. i have a feeling i will. :)

-☀️ sun anon

Wonderful!

I look forward to seeing you more if you do. From first impressions alone, I could see you doing rather well here already.

[youremployer]

Hello again! I have appeared to take news of how well the cat is doing :3 I have also brought you this little gift of mine! 𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵..

(Also decided to just use my normal acc instead of anon haha.. DONT MIND HOW BAD THE ART IS I JUST FELT LIKE SHARING IT)

(-👁️ gragragragararara)

Oh, how wonderful, thank you!

And as for your check-up, the cat is doing just fine. I do appreciate the concern for its well-being

[youremployer]

other than potentially bees on the ceiling and rats, what else is in the elevator 🤔

Well I assume people, of course.

But I assure you, there is nothing out of the ordinary in our elevators. Especially something as ludicrous as bees.

[youremployer]

I have 3 questions!

what are you?

can you even eat?

Is your name actually normal guy (if so I wanna know what we’re your parents thought process when naming you)

I'm simply someone who works at this company.

Secondly: Yes, I can most definitely eat.

And lastly: That's classified information, my sincerest apologies.

[youremployer]

>What would you say is the best weather for work and is there any personal preference? Like a sunny day, rainy day etc.

A sunny day with clouds and a blue sky, preferably; the most obvious choice for the best weather for work.

[youremployer]

hello, sir! i come with a question. i was the sole winner of a mock-interview tourney at my high school, and i'm looking for a real interview to test my skills. perhaps, do you think i'd be able to set up an interview with you sometime? i'm quite interested in learning more about you and your wonderful company. i do hope we'll get along. :)

-☀️ sun anon

How thoughtful of you! I have to say, you're giving off a rather good first impression already.

But yes, of course. Are you looking for an office-related job, by chance?

[youremployer]

I procrastinated on this for so long I don't have ideas for a proper caption so you can just take them

[youremployer]

> W-WAH!!! I was shocked after opening a box that contained many rats. > RATS!!! AHH!!! I closed the box again, running towards Normal Guy, > What's that…? I asked him, before looking back at the box. -👁

It is that difficult to tell that it's simply a box?

Are you that truly afraid of rats? And here I thought that senior employee was afraid of them.

[youremployer]

> MY FRIEND ASKS IF YOU CAN MAKE OUT WITH THEM. . . .

( being forced to ask this /j )

Ah, apologies, but I will have to kindly decline.

The thought is appreciated though. I'm flattered someone would want to.

[youremployer]

What if you have a functional left kidney AND a functional right kidney ? Are you like double qualified? :0

Hm, no.

Only the left matters, really.