#i nearly choked

[waitineedaname]

twin peaks is a comedy

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

ok who the fuck wrote this i just want to talk

[x-oskeleton]

Whoever airdropped these into the crowd at the Youngstown OH ritual…I just wanna talk…

[telemna-hyelle]

Hmmm a solid 4 stars I'd say, bonus points for shipping tp zelink eheh 🧍‍♀️ your too nice tho so I can't give you that extra .5 star

I'M TOO NICE? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What should I do to claim that coveted .5 star, start swearing?

[sule-skerry]

(x)

[sillycourtjester]

[alittleemo]

chappell talked abt trans/womens/oppressed territories rights while dressed in lady liberty drag td and also dedicated my kink is karma to the White House after she said she declined an offer to perform for pride there . she also crawled out of an apple for her entrance and wore a taxi dress while she played a brand new song genuinely the future of pop is so bright

[taxinealkaloids]

horrible children who are. so so mean to each other

[monstermoviedean]

objectively hilarious thing to say

oh no they were really in love and really cared about each other

dick so good you swear off the entire rest of the species

[tenchikotheartist]

@projectdivaar You are offically the FUNNIEST person to comment on a post of mine!

Poor Branch...

[rendevok]

The sensation of waking up next to you ❤️💙

+bonus doodle:

…and they mimir’d happily ever after the end. ❤️

(ID under cut!)

Miles is roused from sleep by sunlight shining on his face. Slowly, his eyes adjust to the light, until finally, his scope of awareness broadens to a body he had been sleeping on.

Page 2

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

The bottom panel of the page shows minimal details of a window shedding light onto the bed and blankets as seen from a higher view in the room.

Page 3

On the other side of the bed, Phoenix rests, his head propped by the headboard. His hair is messy from sleep, and his expression is thoughtful. The light of the morning highlights his features.

The sun shines through the blinds of the window.

Phoenix finally notices his observer, and turns to look at him.

Page 4

Phoenix takes Miles’ hand in his, and lifts it to gently kiss the ring on Miles’ finger. They both move to share a kiss, and their hands shift to hold one another. Miles’ ring sparkles in the sunlight.

Page 5

They link their fingers as they kiss, and the morning creates a quiet atmosphere around them.

They part, but remain close, their fingers fully interlocked. Phoenix greets “Good morning,” with a tender, loving expression as he looks at Miles. Miles’ own expression is soft, unguarded, and fixed on Phoenix.

Page 6

Phoenix and Miles settle back into their shared bed; the morning sun illuminates them. They both smile softly, seeming happy and at peace. Miles rests his head under Phoenix’s neck, and his hand on Phoenix’s chest. One of Phoenix’s hands rests over Miles’ own on his chest, while his other hand holds Miles closer, revealing a matching ring of his own. Both rings shine softly in the sunlight.

Bonus image

A small simple drawing of Phoenix and Miles having fallen asleep again while holding each other as in the final page of the comic.

End ID.]

[cockroachesunite]

[wife-beam]

a lot of people act like sqq’s main character trait is obliviousness and i could not disagree more

[s4pphic-sh3nan1gans]

looking through my photos rn and I somehow managed to capture this last night:

looks like the spirit of homosexuality was strong during padam 🥰🌈

[fluentisonus]

also I learned a very funny folk story about the pont du gard: according to the story the builder who was assigned to build a bridge across the river tried and failed many times (each time his bridges were destroyed), and eventually in despair makes a deal with the devil, that the devil will build a bridge in return for the soul of the first being that crossed the bridge. however the builder catches a hare and releases it onto the bridge, and when the devil realizes he's been tricked he grabs the hare and flings it against the stonework, where it's stuck to the side ever since. hence the pont du gard itself

which would be a fun story HOWEVER the '''hare''' the story is referring to is apparently referring to THIS real life carving:

which is in fact not a hare but a stone fascinus originally put there by the romans (who actually built the aqueduct) to prevent bad luck

[barachiki]

Sherlock heads into the cinema with his drink and popcorn. He does this sometimes to catch John off guard with a pop culture reference.