#i named mine paul

[carlyy-has-fries]

How you treat your robot vacuum says a lot about you.

[paulic]

why does he have insanely good style when he’s not wearing photoshoot clothes? Mary feeding us Paul candids for Father’s Day, everyone say thank you Mary!!

[ratatatastic]

Guess Who? Global Series Panthers edition.

my favourite dynamic for dumb games that don't particularly matter is sore loser who's trying not to be a sore loser and man who acts like winning means he gets the keys to the city rather than just a participation sticker

[ringosmistress]

[rammingthestein]

Paul Landers performing at Rock In Roma, Italy, in 2013

Photos by Alberto Baldassarri & Luigi Orrù

🔥 source 🔥

[petrichara]

My Dad was 3 when his 14 year old brother died. Now it’s been half a century and I recoloured a found photo of them. They were wearing blue

[httpiastri]

there’s just so much about these pics…..

1. mini back in prema 🫶🫶 im so happy!!

2. dino and paul’s last dance :(( enjoy it babes

3. maybe i’m dumb but since when is dino that tall?? because i’m quite sure dino has always been shorter than paul? or is dino standing on his tippy toes? idk paul just looks so short in the last pic and it’s making me so confused 😭

4. paul’s story…. dino looks very sane 👍

5. also this maybe won’t make a lot of sense to non-swedes (and i didn’t include it in the pics-) but dino’s story of rickard rydell 🥺 very sweet

6. idk there’s just something about these three old friends coming together for a special race, full of expectations and just excitement for what’s to come…. idk, i’m just very happy 🤭🤭 can’t wait to get up early on mornings i could’ve slept until noon just to watch some silly boys drive some silly cars 🫶

thanks & bye

[sty-rex]

Im reading through the drafts of the "saga of random plot points that somehow connect that I wrote between the ages of 5 and 13™️" and it really does come together as the daughter of "good queen goodness the element of creation" trying to make friends with the daughter of "evil warlord king of darkness and destruction" in a bid to create world peace between the two because one day they will ascend to the throne as allies (they also happen to be cousins). and I want to draw them with the sun and moon, because although it really is not 1:1 there are connections (they also happen to be cousins).

[bender-at-i-love-bender]

new tmnt voice cast reveal and I am once again asking BEGGING casting directors to hire actual voice actors for animated roles

[k--o--m--o--r--e--b--i]

men are allowed to have a vaguely homoerotic relationship with their fellow male coworker.

[veidelon]

i was tagged by @pie-of-flames to shuffle my on-repeat playlist and post the first 10 songs that come up

Paint The Town Red - Doja Cat

Northern Downpour - Panic! At The Disco

Jimmy Kane - Muse

It Will Come Back - Hozier

After the Ball/Million Miles - Wings

When I'm Sixty Four - The Beatles

Tomorrow - Wings

All I've Got To Do - The Beatles

Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks

PURE/HONEY - Beyonce

only two beatles songs... oh how the mighty have fallen

[rabble-dabble]

?????? what am i gonna answer this like 'yeah anon this is emily john here's my address and also phone number' like im a boy btw. and also not white.

[ratatatastic]

"got lucky found the post-and-in instead of the post-and-out for once" ← aware of the curse

"he is on an incredible run on hitting posts" ← makes fun of the curse bearer for having the curse

florida panthers @ minnesota wild postgame interview | 12.18.24 (x)(x)

naturally after bullying ekky paul had some nice words to say about him:

"But I think he's got that balance. He, kind-of, was asked over the last two years to take a shutdown role and sort-of give up his power play time, penalty kill only, and play against the other team's best—and then he dialed that right in. So good for us last year in the playoffs. And then he comes back into the powerplay, and he's got some confidence there. And now I think we'll see the full, kind-of, evolution of Aaron as a Defenceman."

[trashcandroid]

Been reading a bunch of books with movie adaptations and also watching their movies lately. A while ago it was Gone Girl, then just this past week I’m Thinking of Ending Things and also American Psycho. I liked the books better than the movie in each case by far—not that the movies were bad, but they all have such interesting narration and other things that can’t be translated well to film. (Interestingly both Thinking and American Psycho had sections where the narration shifted from first person singular to something else despite still being from the same characters’ POVs.) And just more plot points and characters in general.

Sorry, I ended up talking a bunch so I’ll put the rest under a read more lol

I still need to rewatch the movie version of Thinking, that book was pretty short and not all that different from what I remembered about the movie. I think the ending is different though… I also don’t remember the guy being SO similar to me. He’s like an alternate universe version of me with certain characteristics exaggerated just enough so that he uhh does the stuff he does lol.

Instead of rewatching that movie I watched a different Charlie Kaufman movie, Anomalisa. I had no idea he made a stop-motion animated movie with Starburns Industries! I also didn’t know he wrote a Dreamworks movie that came out this past year?? This guy gets up to weird stuff man. He also visited my campus a semester or two ago but I didn’t get to go 😔

Ok I lied about there being a lot under the read more, most of the other stuff ended up in the tags or deleted because I kept thinking it was stupid to talk about

[rammingthestein]

little paul landers from berlin is the only man named paul that you should trust btw!!! i am a scientist and have done many experiments regarding the matter! many such cases!

[elene78-blog]

When the Maserati brand talks to Andrew about being the face of their new sports line, Andrew looks at the high-end cars with a bored expression.

Naturally, they are going to give him a car. Andrew calmly lights a cigarette, without responding. The public relations get nervous.

"I guess you know I have a doppelganger. They confuse us quite a bit, unfortunately for me. What will people think of me when they see me driving a Maserati one day and a Honda the next? That's not good for my reputation, Brian. "

Maserati's public relations director is not named Brian, and besides, what Andrew says would be bad for the Maserati brand, not him. Paul lets him know. Andrew nods.

"You're right, Paul. I must have been wrong about Brian Mc. Adams," Andrew says.

The representative knows that Brian Mc. Adams is the CEO of Ferrari.

"We could double the offer. As long as we offer him something, his brother will receive the same."

"Mine will be black. My double's will be bright orange" Andrew declares without hesitation.

"Is that your brother's favorite color?" Paul asks.

"What do you mean, Paul? My brother hates bright orange."

Paul doesn't try to understand that logic and they sign the contract.

These are Andrew's birthday gifts to Aaron.