#i missed the iconic dance tho :(

[imjusts4d]

Just finished watching the last season of "The umbrella academy" and while I didn't like the season overall (I know Netflix is the one to blame), I liked the ending and I liked Five and Lila's storyline. The show isn't about romance, it isn't about happy endings and they're all so messy, what did you expect? To me it just made sense.

[wonton4rang]

This or that ¡!

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pairing: bnd x reader.

warnings: basically none but there are mentions of smut in the mtl part (only for the legal line ofc)

summary: bnd using alternative apps + who's most likely to pull an all nighter to binge watch a serie or just movies w you as their s/o.

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APPs:

yt music vs spotify

sungho; he literally uses yt music irl so i don't have to elaborate.

riwoo; spotify fr fr. i just feel it, it's like he likes that green icon idk.

jaehyun; i feel like he wanted to be part of the crew by using spotify but got convinced by sungho to use yt music :'(

taesan; we all know he would go to soundcloud but i'll give him spotify even though he might go to yt music because he finds it more "esthetically" pleasant.

leehan; any or neither? like he doesn't really care. so i'll just randomly give him spotify because it's the most famous one.

woonhak; spotify 100%, you know those kids that want to use the trendy or more used stuff because he wants to be part of the mass? yes, that's woonhak.

google translate vs papago

they all use papago 👍 the only one i feel like would try to use google translator is jaehyun but he will give up two seconds later.

netflix vs crunchyroll

sungho; he has the vibe that he'll watch anime but with the amount of kdrama quotes he knows, he LIVES in netflix wbk.

riwoo; probably kinda cliché but crunchyroll 😔 he is so watching anime with his glasses on while he sips that can of soda and eats some ramen.

jaehyun; netflix, same as sungho, they would actually watch dramas together just so they can talk about it later on when they have breaks during practice. even re-enacting random scenes to the rest of the members.

taesan; idk wow, i'll go for... crunchyroll? idk, it's just that i don't think taesan enjoys that much to sit down and watch something on tv but i'll go for crunchyroll because he likes to have free imagination. he definitely watches some famous or trendy dramas on netflix tho.

leehan; i think he would go with whatever the member next to him is watching and he is 99% of the time with riwoo, the other 1% he is with taesan what leaves us with the fact that he is watching crunchyroll while eating gummies and asking dumb questions.

woonhak; netflix too, he, jaehyun and sungho actually start to watch series together but woonhak misses a day due to homework and it's over for him because the other two binge watched 7 episodes without him so he ends up dropping off a lot of series 😔

star+ vs disney+

sungho; disney+, he ain't that serious to be watching some criminal minds or Grey's anatomy but you can definitely find him watching some big hero 6 and frozen !!

riwoo; i think that it'll depend on his mood but i can see him very into criminal series?? idk, it's just a thought, like it's something you wouldn't expect but i just feel it. plus he watches dance movies fr.

jaehyun; definitely disney+, again... he's watching it w sungho 😔

taesan; i'll go for disney+ because i feel like he would like the classics but i do think that he would be really into criminal stuff just because it makes him think to find out what happened or who's the killer.

leehan; def disney+, he's watching the little mermaid and cinderella everyday for sure. although, like taesan, he also finds appealing the criminal cases so they might watch some of them together.

woonhak; idk tbh, maybe disney+ because of his age but he is CRAVING to go on star+ and watching some marvel and dc stuff.

most to least to pull an all nighter:

sungho; i can see the picture, he has a routine and usually sleeps on time so it wouldn't happen very often but if you ask him nicely enough, given him a few kisses that might turn into something else, he would give in really fast because you're just too cute and pretty for him to say no to you :(

riwoo; definitely says yes and even has the idea himself one day only to fall asleep first and excuse himself the next morning by saying that he works and dances a lot. pls forgive his soul.

jaehyun; had the idea, it's not sleeping until sunrise, and will definitely not let you fall asleep either. i feel like an all nighter with jaehyun would be so fun and noisy like i can't explain it, it's just that jaehyun vibe/ energy that makes me feel like that idk. plus, he's definitely kissing you between movies/ episodes and y'all having to rewind it because you missed over 10 minutes of it.

taesan; well... i hope you don't like all nighters if you are dating this one because he ain't loosing precious sleep time over some business proposal and pizza. next question. now, if he did agreed to do it, he would only make it up until 3am-ish but fair enough !!

leehan; he is fucking you. i'm sorry. there's basically no way you pull an all nighter ALONE with leehan and he doesn't end up engaging with you in a sexual interaction of any type. like be so fr. he is watching whatever you want him to watch and you can just know he is laughing with that innocent smile of his when you tell him what you wanna do.

woonhak; i think he might say yes right away and then backup because he's actually very tired and falls asleep easily and he doesn't wanna leave you alone :( so he might just recommend to cuddle while lovingly talking about your day and falling asleep on each other's arms </3

so the list goes:

MOST.

jaehyun. again, he is so excited and actually wants to watch various movies or just binge watch a short serie (5-8 episodes)

leehan. don't get him wrong, he loves to watch stuff with you but when it's an all nighter he knows that you give in and start feeling hot after the 1:30am mark so he gets excited too.

woonhak. he loves the idea but his body betrays him, probably cause he wakes up earlier to go to school and actually does a lot of stuff during the day so yeah.

riwoo. basically same as woonhak but he ain't that excited, he might even think "why an all nighter when we could just take a day off and do it during the day?" but yeah.

sungho. again, he doesn't dislike the idea, but he has a routine, he really cares about his health, his hours of sleep, the food he eats, the exercise he does, and so on. so staying awake all night ain't his favorite hobbie.

taesan. i do believe he dislikes it, and he'll say so. he will explain that it doesn't make sense to him and he would rather not to. but there's a day that he gives in, giving it a chance because is you and he loves you so much :(

LEAST.

[wordy-little-witch]

The Addams Guild here!

Brudah, if Morticia is invited to Spa Night In by Alvida, it's gonna be a fun night.

And here Buggy thought Mihawk was mystique. But Morticia is eager to share her stories of her dearest brother growing up.

I can definitely see Alvida going her Morticia's nails, Buggy asking her for self-love advice (he's not feeling flashy in the last few days), and Morticia asking for his lipstick brand as payment. (She'd obviously would tell him for free, she just adores that shade he wears.)

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Crocodile would have a headache the size of his favorite bananawani while trying to understand how Gomez would still be rich with all the things he does. An utter enigma.

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Mihawk finding solace in the quiet company that is Lurch, possibly the only 'sane' mind in that household. Tho.. Mihawk does see a potential between the tall butler and Daz Bones. If that faint twinkle in the devil fruit user's eye upon meeting was anything to go by. (Maybe he could give a few flowers from his garden to help Lurch in his endeavor..... gods, Morticia and her husband had tainting him!)

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Gomez having his heart swell at the sight of Pugsly throwing knives at Buggy, who's not even looking up from his news coo paper.

Buggy: Pugsly, pal, bubba, you ain't gonna cut me.

Pugsly: but I wanna better my aim!

Buggy: and you are! But it's not gonna work. I'm un-cuttable.

Gomez/Pugsly: oh??

Buggy: not even Yoru could cut me. (Sipps his coffee)

Gomez (already pulling out his foil): a challenge!

Buggy: Good luck (cheers his cup before letting the two at it)

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Morticia would ask just Buggy wHY is he still single?! He is a catch! Buggy would shrug his shoulders "eh, not many see it that way after meeting the real me." He'd sigh. He actually wishes he'd had a CRUMB of what she has with Gomez (honestly? Same).

Just Morticia and Ma playing matchmaker for Buggy by trying with Crocodile and Mihawk.

Awww ♡♡♡♡ I love this!!!!!! Especially the bits with Tish, Vida and Buggy bc I can absolutely see him being more.... idk, comfortable? At ease?? With women as opposed to men. Smth smth Childhood Trauma, smth smth Women Flashy, smth smth idek.

Then the bit with Buggy being uncuttable and Pugsley+Gomez both going ham??? Adorable. Iconic. Appropriately flashy. Witchy approved exchange ♡♡♡

((Bonus I feel like Buggy and Thing would come up with weird hand shakes, little Hand Dances, etc. Also, Full on Hand Novellas btw, PEAK acting skills. It moves some people to tears))

Daz and Lurch? Was not expecting such a hot take but DAMN if it isn't there and true. They'd be a Vive together. ((Lowkey I want a series of unfortunate events, near misses and faux-pas, between them that neither even respond to while everyone else watches on in misery and/or furious grief of their failures. ((Extra points, Lurch and Daz have been married for years by this point and everyone is trying to set up an established couple))))

Poor Croc doesn't have nearly enough cigars to get himself through this cluster fuck, but he's gonna keep the complaints to a minimum - he's not soft or anything, he just.... knows.... that his partners will be obnoxious...... really, that's it. No other reason at all, nothing else, not like he finds that spark in Mihawk's eye to be so sweet and cute....... not like he has to admit the clown is actually almost sort of pretty when he smiles....... shut up, he has a reputation.

The whole Addams family is out to obliterate that reputation btw but it's fine :))

[viperwhispered]

If you're still thinking of making a playlist, feel free to add "Be Mine" by Ofenbach and "Kick up Your Heels" by Jessica Mauboy ft.Pitbull.

Context: During the early 20th century, alcohol was prohibited in the United States. This lead to uncontrolled secret distribution of alcohol and secret bars everywhere (fun fact: it was alcohol dealing that made Al Capone so powerful). The most iconic of these bars were speakeasies: secret illegal clubs that sold good alcohol while playing jazz (fun fact: these bars went a long way to pushing gender and racial equality by having everyone being able to dance & drink together).

Which brings me to this scenario: Jamil sneaking out of weekends to dance the night away and enjoy precious moments of freedom without Kalim. During these escapades, he meets the reader and the two get closer of months of several encounters. At some point they meet outside of the bar, but they pretend to be aquaintances at most. They get so into each other that they start subtly flirting even outside the bar.

Eventually we get to the moment that ecompases the songs (Be Mine is Jamil's perspective and Kick up Your Heels is the reader's). After weeks of subtle flirting, the two are finally tipsy enough to flirt more openly. Jamil goes in first and the reader playfully flirts back. They dance the night away and end up leaving together back to reader's apartment (don't worry Jamil has the weekend off and Najma owes him so she'll cover for him).

Cue adorable morning after with kisses, cuddles, Jamil making breakfeat, and the reader wearing his clothes.

(Boy if the music video for the Ofenbach song doesn’t look like it was made for total wish fulfillment for the artists, lol. Song's a total banger, tho (after listening to it a lot while working on this).)

I’m also gonna add Shut Up and Dance by Walk The Moon to the list because the vibes totally fit (and I’ve definitely thought of it in regards to Jamil before).

I do love the idea of reader meeting Jamil in an environment where he can be more free. Just, how different of an experience is it, when the dance floor is your first impression of him, rather than the Jamil at NRC or the Asim estate? When he’s actually letting go, being himself and just having a good time.

Plus like, presumably in the Scalding Sands Jamil’s job is not so 24/7 anyway, since there’s other servants around too to look after Kalim. So yay for actual free time.

And because I totally vibe with this & have thought of something similar before, I wanted to turn this into a bit of fic.

Post-NRC, Jamil x reader, written with a fem reader in mind, nsfw

The club, 22:30

You surveyed the club, your eyes insisting on looking for one person in particular, but to no avail.

No matter. Whether or not your favorite dance partner - or your acquaintance, or your crush, or whatever the hell he was to you - would turn up tonight, you could still have fun.

So, when a good song came on, you slid to the dancefloor, determined to dance the night away one way or another. You still had the whole night ahead of you, after all.

Not that you would have minded the company.

The club, 23:12

While you were queueing up for a drink, Jamil was the one who found you.

“I was wondering if you’d turn up,” you said with a grin, leaning closer to be heard over the music.

“And miss you? No way.”

You laughed and shook your head. It really was unfortunate how attractive that cocky grin was on Jamil.

“Wouldn’t have been the first night I’ve had to make do without you,” you said lightly.

“Well, tonight I can be all yours,” Jamil replied, his hand ghosting at the small of your back.

You grinned - you had to admit, you quite liked the sound of that.

The club, 23:27

Over the past few months there had been times when you caught Jamil looking at you as if he was evaluating you, measuring you. Yet, whenever he actually got close to you, that was all gone, replaced by pleasantries and barely concealed playfulness.

Today, however, there was a particular determination to him, one that had him shamelessly inching closer to you as you were talking over your drinks - as much as one could have a meaningful conversation talking over the thudding music.

“You look like you’ve got something on your mind,” you said, looking at Jamil from under your lashes while you sipped your drink.

“Well… I’ve been thinking that I wouldn’t mind sharing more than a dance with you,” Jamil said, his own drink nearly forgotten in his hands.

“Oh? What are you thinking?” you asked, stirring the remains of your drink with your straw, trying to affect a casual air despite your curiosity.

Jamil got close enough that you thought you could feel his breath on your skin.

“That I want to get to know you much better,” Jamil replied, an unmistakable sultry undercurrent to his tone. His hand had found its way to your arm, tracing light patterns on your skin.

Your eyes widened, a surprised laugh bubbling to your lips. My, what had gotten Jamil so bold tonight?

“Oh, and here I was just looking forward to some dancing,” you said with a playful grin.

Jamil might have gotten your heart to flutter, an unmistakable heat rising to your cheeks, but that didn’t mean you’d be that easily charmed.

“Just be prepared that once I get hold of you, I might not let go,” he said, lightly squeezing your arm.

“Dance with me, and then we’ll see,” you said with an amused shake of your head.

“Let’s start the show, then.”

With a laugh you grabbed Jamil’s hand, dragging him to the dancefloor, the beating of your heart rivaling the thud of the music.

There was such confidence to him, like Jamil had already ensured he’d get what he wanted and was just biding his time.

And you had to admit, you kinda liked it.

The club, 23:51

The song was one of your favorites and you couldn’t help singing along, moving your body to the beat. People were trickling in, but there was still space for both you and Jamil to let loose.

It was its own kind of delight, seeing how well you two could synchronize your movements. Stepping back and forth, circling each other, claiming a part of the dance floor all to yourselves. You grinned, watching the way Jamil leaned to the side, shrugging his shoulder, and you copied the move to the other direction, adding your own flourish with the snap of your hips.

After a few repeats there was a stutter in the music and you leaned forward, Jamil coming in to meet you, chest to chest. You lingered there for the briefest moment, your eye meeting, noses nearly brushing, before you pulled back and threw your hands up in the air for the chorus. You sang out the lyrics, let your body move as it wished, full-heartedly just enjoying yourself - and your company.

Sure, there was a part of you curious to find out just what Jamil could offer. But you’d come out here to have fun, and have fun you would.

Whatever would come later, would come later.

The club, 01:25

You were sweaty, your feet sore, your hair undoubtedly a mess at this point. Yet, you couldn’t stop smiling, couldn’t stop relishing your time with Jamil.

Jamil’s hands were on your hips, following your movements, his chest flush to your back.

You had to admit, you loved the feeling of his body against yours, the way you swayed together. 

You also delighted in teasing him like this, feeling the hardness of his arousal when you ground your ass on him.

“I want you to be mine,” Jamil mouthed the lyrics of the song, his breath hot by your ear.

He brushed his lips by your skin, something akin to a kiss, and you could feel the warmth of it shoot straight to your core.

Idly, you wondered if Jamil would be able to hear your soft groan over the music as you leaned back, your hand fumbling in his hair to pull him even closer. That seemed to be all the encouragement he needed, his mouth now more insistent on the corner of your jaw.

At this point, it was getting harder and harder to remember all the other people around you, your decency slipping from your hands.

Oh, you had a good enough idea of how Jamil’s body fit against you, how it felt under your hands.

But it was not enough.

You wanted to see Jamil, every bit that was hidden under those clothes, wanted to pull his hair loose - or just pull it in general. Wanted to see how he’d look beneath you, above you, between your legs…

Just the thought of Jamil unraveling with you had warmth pooling in the pit of your stomach.

And the thought of his touch on you, unobstructed…

He really was such a temptation, one that you might not even want to resist at this point.

Your apartment, 01:44

You were not prepared for the hungry way Jamil devoured your lips, how firmly his hands pulled you flush against him.

Or the way he groaned into your mouth, the sound shooting straight to your core.

Oh, you needed more of that. Much more of that.

Your hands shot up, gripping onto him tightly, just as unwilling to let him go. You sought out that hair tie that had been taunting you all evening, your tongue sloppily meeting Jamil’s as you pressed yourself as close to him as you possibly could.

There were so many places you wanted to touch, so many spots you wanted to unveil, your hands racing all over Jamil in a desperate attempt to fulfill all your desires at once.

Jamil’s lips were so wonderfully kiss-swollen, his hair hanging loose and his shirt halfway off him. If you hadn’t been so eager for more, you would’ve stopped to admire the sight and commit it to memory.

Instead, your greedy hands slipped under his top, relishing in the skin to skin contact while Jamil was busy with getting you to a similar state of undress, his eyes burning as his lips descended upon you again, stealing your breath away.

Your apartment, 2:20

You rolled your hips, slowly, your palms resting on Jamil’s chest. He did indeed look absolutely ravishing beneath you, his tongue slightly sticking out through his parted lips, his gorgeous hair spilled over your pillows. Jamil’s hands on your ass were helping you move, urging you to take his cock even deeper.

You’d yield to him soon enough, but first you wanted to savor this. The hungry look Jamil bestowed upon you, the needy way his hands kept on mapping your body, the way his hips bucked beneath you.

At this point, simply calling Jamil your favorite dance partner certainly didn’t do him justice.

No, you’d love to have so much more of him, wanted to find out just how far you two could go.

You leaned down, your lips meeting once again. You braced your arms against the bed as you began to move in earnest. Your efforts were rewarded by Jamil’s needy groan, the way his grip tightened on you. He seemed to be just as drunk on you as you were on him, and just that fact was enough to make your head spin.

Your apartment, 9:40

It was a slow realization, remembering that you had company over, only to find the other side of your bed empty. However, as your senses slowly roused, you soon caught the sounds and smells coming from the kitchen.

Of course he had to be perfect enough to even cook for you, you mused with some amusement.

With a stretch you willed yourself to leave the comfort of your bed, freshening yourself up quickly before padding your way to the kitchen.

You kind of hoped you’d been the one to wake up first. At least you could’ve cleared some of the mess.

It was such a domestic sight, Jamil busying himself at your stove, and you unexpectedly felt your throat tighten with the impact of it.

“I’m amazed you found something to work with,” you said, your words somewhere between apologetic and joking.

“It’s not how I’d keep my own kitchen, but it’s workable,” Jamil said matter-of-factly.

You couldn’t help a snort. What a way to sugarcoat your messy counters and sparse cupboards.

“Well. I’m glad it didn’t drive you off, at least,” you said with dry amusement.

You walked past Jamil to the sink, letting your fingers trace along his back and upper arm as you passed him by, conscious of not bothering his work.

Jamil, however, grabbed you by the waist and pulled you close, making you yelp in surprise.

“Good morning,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to your temple.

All you could do was melt against him.

Bonus scene which didn’t really seem to fit the flow but I had to do something with these lyrics, too. A flashback to another night, maybe?

Jamil certainly knew how to move. Yet, there was still something carefully controlled about him.

You’d seen him, sometimes, when the night was late, how he really could let go and get swept up in the music.

Then again, you supposed you still hadn’t quite warmed up yourself, hadn’t forgotten about the way his eyes were on you.

Would another drink be a terrible idea?

Still, seeing the way Jamil was looking around, checking the crowds, made you frown. You tugged on his hand, turning his attention back on you.

"Oh, don't you dare look back. Just keep your eyes on me."

“You’re holding back, yourself,” Jamil said with a knowing look.

“Shut up and dance with me,” you said, smiling even as you rolled your eyes. 

Ngl, I’ve not done much song fics and it was fun weaving in bits of the lyrics and vibes in here - even if I chose to be a silly goose and use 3 songs at once.

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[do-you-know-this-adhd-character]

Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?

SPECIFICALLY THE VERSION FROM DUCKTALES (2017)

Evidence below the cut!

There were two submissions for this one!

Submission 1: honestly i'm surprised dewey hasn't been submitted yet bc he's like. "classic adhd personality type". he's hyperactive, impulsive, easily distracted, and HATES being bored. the official character bio describes him as "quick to throw himself into dangerous situations without thinking" and in the pilot episode gets distracted mid-conversation ("stop! scrooge was trying to keep me out of trouble, but i was so caught up in- why is there a lamp on the floor?") what REALLY sealed the deal for this headcanon, however, was the rsd he displays, bc this kid desperately wants to be loved by everyone and is absolutely crushed when that doesn't happen. his dream world is a high school musical-type high school where he's the mascot and star (nightmare on killmotor street); he had a panic attack because he tried playing a heel in a wrestling match and the crowd kept booing him (rumble for ragnarok); and in one episode started crying bc he thought he disappointed his mom (raiders of the doomsday vault). (speaking of his mom, there's loosely enough evidence to point to her being adhd too, and you know what they say about it running in families.)

Submission 2:

i could go on for AGESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS about dewey and the adhd headcanon. i am going to write a bunch of stuff, but it probably won't turn out very well (i write worse when i'm passionate about something lmao) why i see him as adhd: he has EXTREME rejection sensetivity dysphoria, which to me is most apparent in the money tree and boxing episodes (which i have inconveniently forgotten the names of). he requires attention and love to feel fulfilled, and will go to great lengths to be praised. he hates failure and the idea of being a dissapointment, so he goes to great lengths to prove his worth. he tends to be stupidly stubborn, not backing out of something even if it would put him in serious danger. he's also very impulsive -- jumps into dangerous situations without thinking about the consequence, all that matters is that it's exciting! he's SUPER energetic, and a small detail i noticed is that he doesn't seem to fall asleep easily? he's very chatty, there's an entire episode where he gets involved in a gang of sky pirates because he really, really wanted to talk about a hat he found. a lot of his decisions are irrational or generally just based on strong emotions?? he's definetly more of a thinker than a feeler. ("stop assuming i know things, ok? baseline, assume i know NOTHING!") he exaggerates his emotions or the severity of situations a lot. very easily distracted (or at least pays attention to the wrong thing? like, when they're offered to test out godhood, when they're told they're going to do "god auditions", dewey seems to miss out the "god" part and just does a dance routine (his reaction to realising he messed up is too funny to me, and his dance was actually really good imo) he's constantly breaking into song, uses his name as a pun almost constantly, and has a catchphrase he uses regularly. it's his 'character trait' (i'm not entirely sure how this relates to adhd but like. it makes sense to me) WAY too curious for his own good. generally just really hyperactive? goofs off when it's not really appropriate. i feel like there has been moments where he's been shown stimming before. (ik huey has for sure i'm not totally certain about dewey tho) also he's voiced by BEN SCHWARTZ. that guy seems to want to voice adhd-hi characters that are represented with the colour blue. ICONIC anyways that's all for my silly rambling. dewey and huey are the ultimate adhd autism solidarity duo btw

[low-budget-korra]

My comments on Smile 2

- One of the few times the sequel is better than the first one.

-I was already spoiled by both Joel and Skye's death so let's talk about them

Poor Joel man, he got rid of the entity just to be run over by a car 😭. It was an upsetting death but since this movie has a new character as protagonist, it was somewhat necessary. Even tho I think he could have survived idk

Poor Skye man. Also, even tho I dislike having two upsetting deaths, I appreciate the movie balls to do it.

But for the third movie, we need a survivor. Two movies, two protagonists deaths. Idk, they have to change or else why I'm gonna root for a character that's already doomed? And good luck to find a character charismatic and that deserved to live. Skye was better than the first protagonist and it's not gonna be easy to find someone better to root for.

-Can we talk about Naomi Scott, cuz she is phenomenal. It sucks that the academy and other awards don't like horror movies, especially cuz this year we had such amazing performances and Naomi truly delivers one of the top 3 of the year in horror and one of the best overall.

She is drop dead gorgeous, can sing, can dance and can act. Truly one of the most talented and overlooked from her generation.

And look at her acting career, she was a Disney Kid, a Power Ranger, a Disney Princess, a Charlie's Angels and now it is a Horror Diva. She is collecting iconic roles like if it was the infinity stones. The only ones missing are the gay role, adventure action hero and the video game adaptation.

And nothing against Sophie Turner but Naomi is a far better choice to be Lara croft, like fr

-The charity scene, I felt it on every inch of my soul. The way she just snaps and speaks the truth that is in her heart...as a traumatized person myself, that's something I always wanted to do every time I'm pushed to do something that I'm not in the best mood or something that triggers me.

The thing we wanna talk, lash out but we don't because we don't wanna hurt people and/or looked crazy.

Honestly, I almost cry sometimes cuz I really saw myself in Skye. Like, how she sees herself as the monster in other people's lives, how she sees herself as a mess that doesn't deserve anything and that everyone would be better without her

Don't worry, I'm okay. I'm medicated and with therapy in check, just if someone worries

-I kinda always wonder what it would be like if those horror movie evil entities catch a character that happens to be famous. And I'm not disappointed , what a nightmare

-The entity said it liked using Skye and all so this means the whole movie was Skye fever dreaming nightmares, locked inside her head while the entity was using her to live it's best life? Cuz that just mean.

Okay, I don't think everything was an illusion but for sure 90%

[karliahs]

okay just for fun i'm going to compile the garbled knowledge i have about what happens in bnha going forward (so everything after season 5 episode 8/middle of the joint training arc).

this is a few years of passively picking stuff up through tumblr, ao3 and a friend who reads the manga and would periodically upon request tell me how my kids were doing

so...bnha spoilers below the cut, including fairly recent manga spoilers. except they are incomplete, garbled and possibly entirely wrong

upcoming arcs: endeavour internship arc, plf arc, ??? other ones probably, final war arc

bakugou, midoriya & todoroki intern at endeavour's agency. endeavour redemption arc continues to be a thing that is happening

midoriya develops the past OFA users quirks - blackwhip first, then float, and then the others are i think...danger sense, smokescreen, some kind of...healing thing? i have definitely seen them all referenced in fic but i mostly just remember float and blackwhip

touya reveal!! dance with your son in hell!! we stan. i have no idea what the outcome of this is other than that i believe natsuo never gets on board with endeavour redemption but fuyumi does. i think maybe shouto as well...

at some point things about hawks?? and the hero commission's...stuff?? with hawks?? gets revealed publically and contributes to growing unrest about heroes' roles in society. and the touya stuff i think also gets revealed and contributes to this

oh kurogiri obviously. that's season 5 i'm pretty sure. kurogiri is a noumu made from oboro shirakumo, aizawa & mic's (& midnight's?) UA friend who they thought died under some rubble during agency placements. it was actually aizawa they were after but they got oboro instead. aizawa & mic go to confront him and try to get through to him and it initially does not work

while i'm on aizawa knowledge: he gets shot with a quirk destroying bullet in the leg and fucking cuts his own leg off to try and stop it from working. and on what is maybe a separate occasion he loses an eye, i think to shigaraki. idk if eri rewinds one of both of these injuries??

eri does successfully rewind mirio's quirk back. and at some point midoriya loses his goddamn arms?? but eri fixes that. so often when i asked my friend for updates it would end up being about how many limbs my faves currently had

midnight dies. idk how or why. twice i think also dies. again, no context.

aoyama is revealed as the UA traitor. he was born quirkless and was given his quirk by AFO. it was an overall sympathetic he had v few good choices kind of situation i think

at some point everything kind of collapses. i think this is to do with public reaction to hero stuff?? but the whole city seems kind of wrecked and a bunch of people are sheltering on UA's campus i think...and then midoriya for reasons i do not really understand runs off on his own for an iconic yellow scarf of sadness era of going rogue. and 1-a has to track him down and yell a lot about how they love him and he needs to cut it out. this includes a bakugou apology i believe

i think the midoriya run away coincides with OFA reveal?? he writes them letters i think...then he comes back and there's a lot of discussion about baths

climactic midoriya shigaraki fight...we find out shigaraki used to be quirkless. i think AFO gave him the quirk used to kill his family or something equally fucked up. midoriya...throws all his quirks out? to like? achieve something? so he (temporarily) is quirkless...

bakugou dies but they fix it. i think with...shigaraki...somehow. oh and at some point during all this i think kurogiri does do some helpful for the heroes teleporting?? so they maybe did get through to him in the end?

timejump and SHINSOU IS IN 2-A. this is the only thing that matters actually!! my boy!! he did it!!!!! he took aoyama's spot bc aoyama didn't feel like he could come back even tho he'd pretty much been forgiven. so we just missed canonising the iconic 'shinsou hitoshi is in class 1-a' tag bc it's 2-a and fully did not canonise the 'shinsou hitoshi replaces mineta minoru' tag

skjdhfh i'm sure i'm forgetting a bunch that i do actually know and just can't think of rn so i will maybe reblog this if i remember more

[petitprincess1]

Did you also grow up with no cable? Watching PBS Kids and CW28 bad English dubs? Until you eventually learned how to use social media and internet, realizing you don’t need cable for shows and movies?

Yeah, I did. I was born in 98. Although, I think I just watched dubs of animes on CN, Toonami, and Adult Swim. I think there would be some on 4Kids TV, but I don't remember. Hell, I remember there was a time Disney XD was Toon Disney, which I think turned into Jetix at one point xP

Also, around the time technology was booming, streaming services and stuff didn't really exist yet. It was there, but not as accessible as it is now (was a lot cheaper then tho). Heck, I remember finding out YouTube existed from watching hamster videos, esp ones that had the Hampster Dance playing over it. All those rainbow colors lol! Ugh, I remember when the YouTube app icon was a retro TV and not the logo.

....I miss those days 🥲

[canonically47]

I'm curious as to your absolute favorite part of each Total Drama season and each Disventure Camp season.

aw thanks for this ask!! i find it really sweet :3 let's see if my memory can hold up to the task!

total drama

season 1: it may be just because i haven't watched this season in a while, and because it's definitely not my favorite if i had to pick, but i think what stuck with me the most were the duncney first kiss scene (which was sooo adorable i miss them sm <//3), gwen accepting to go on a date with trent (i miss them.. sob....), harold's little >:3 after courtney got eliminated, and gwen and geoff's entire arc in geoff's elimination episode. if i had to choose between all of those, i'd pick the latter. it was such a fun dynamic that unfortunately was soon forgotten.

season 2: a lot of justin scenes are iconic but in the end i have to go with a harold scene, which would be the one in which he punches duncan in the face. yeah that's my favorite part always. what a great guy i love him sm. i also really like the entire dynamic of duncan-harold-heather-leshawna as a group they were AMAZING and even without leshawna in that one episode they SLAYED i love that silly trio

season 3: so since you didn't ask for a specific scene but just for a part, i'll just have to say the entire aleheather arc was amazing. they are such a well-constructed ship and i adore them. i cannot picture them with anyone else but themselves. my favorite scene to come out of the entire season also comes from them: when they're dancing on the train, singing "you are the worst, why must you torment me?" oh god they have it so bad for each other

season 4: roti is so forgettable which is sad because it has so many great characters.. i'll have to go with something related to jo since she's my fav and made the season better, i really liked her bickering with brick and anne maria. she's truly a bisexual enemies-to-lovers icon. i love the scene in which she and brick meet up and start ranting about who ran the most

season 5: that season didn't exist wdym?? but in all honesty aleheather dating was awesome and i miss them sm.. when chris said 'are you two DATING??' something in me shifted he was so funny for that idek why

season 6: ugh i hate you so tdpi.. shawn and jasmine dodging the lasers was pretty dope tho

season 7: hard to say because ridonculous race has a lot of GREAT moments but i just loved the dynamic of the cadets in general. i love how macarthur softened up after breaking sanders' arm and how much she cared for her. i also think the step-brothers were awesome and one of my favorite total drama scenes ever is when they realize how much they have in common. i miss those two goobers! the goths were also iconic and i love every moment they are on the screen, but when they came back to the show dressed in even more hardcore goth i LOST IT /pos

season 8: the rajbow kiss. come on. did you think i'd say anything else? the rajbow kiss was ICONIC

season 9: the fact that it ended... that was the best part. but in all seriousness, i really liked ripaxel. i think this is a hot take at this point. even though they were very rushed, they were such a healthy, happy couple. i was scared for them when axel said that awkward goodbye to ripper but i was so relieved for them in the finale. ripaxel definitely made the season better for me

season 10: i love the scene where damien- oh what's that? season 10 is entirely in my head? oh i would've spoiled TD:TBBG? my bad chief

disventure camp

season 1: i will never forget when i actually teared up when miriam and jake opened up to each other... besides that when alec and fiore started plotting together i became a different, better person. i miss them :( please come back to me lovelies :( i also really loved the tomjake kiss but. yeah we all know what i feel about them now. i miss them so fucking much it's not even funny

season 2: kai standing up to yul was so funny to me because why did his hair go like that /pos i remember i had a doodle in one of my notebooks that was kai going haywire the way he did in that scene and i scribbled the following words by him, with an arrow pointing towards him: 'same guy who goes namaste n shit'. also jaiden... save me jaiden... they were definitely my favorite part of the season :3

season 3: i'll definitely update this after the entire season comes out (october btw. yes i calculated. i put it in my agenda and everything /srs) but the villains alliance is by far the most promising and amazing part of the season. i can't wait to see where it goes next!

[aarcanechaoss]

Fools Rush In

Masterlist

They nearly lost her, he nearly lost her and he'll do whatever he can to keep her closer now.

Warnings: Higuzai being fluffy as fuck + Aku angst

Notes: Was in my feels. & if you haven't watched The Princess Bride, I'm 1. sad 2. quote it in here no big spoilers tho.

Ichiyo Higuchi was a fool.

A tremendously pathetic fool.

She’s sure she would go down in history as the most pathetic woman in history.

Osamu Dazai disagreed.

He was the pathetic fool.

He would go down in history for being the most pathetic man in history.

Fools the both of them for falling in love.

His lips crashed against hers, rain pelting around them like a wicked reminder. He had almost lost her, her sister had almost lost her. He’d been so frantic he’d forgotten where they were, on the docks in the pouring rain where he’d seen a bullet shoot straight through the woman he loved.

She was fine of course, he’d held himself back long enough that Yosano had healed her but that was all he could allow before Osamu had swooped in for a kiss. She’d returned it without hesitation.

She was all consuming, she was everything and he was hers… but they were not alone and any semblance of their private, unknown relationship was shattered the moment he’d kissed her. Honestly knowing Ranpo he’d probably figured it out the moment Dazai’s tune changed- knowing his girlfriend had gone missing was one thing, finding out she’d been kidnapped was another and then when the ransom came he admits he ran out of the building for her.

He thought his heart had stopped when the bullet shot clean through.

“Chiyo.” He breathed against her, lips still ghosting over her.

“Samu.” Her blonde hair stuck to her skin, pale and cold from the weather.

“Don’t scare me like that again.” He held her head in his hands, fingers tangling in the messy soaked locks.

“No promises.” She laughed weakly.

“Not in our line of work.” He replied. Ichiyo’s cold fingers danced across his cheek, moving some hair till it tucked behind his ear and then continued its dance along his jaw. “I was afraid Chiyo.”

“The great Osamu Dazai was afraid?” She meant it in a teasing way, to bring the tension down and ground them both.

“For you the brilliant Ichiyo Higuchi of course I was.” He pressed a soft kiss to her lips. “You’re mine and I am yours.”

“Sappy.”

“I love you.” She blinked at him.

He knew he loved her, she knew they loved one another but that was the first time he’d said it out loud.

His heart, traitorous as it was, began to race. Nerves rattling in his veins as she took her time to reply.

“I love you too Samu.” Ichiyo’s smile was a beam of sunlight on this gloomy day.

Her arms wrapped around his neck, lips crashing against his while his arms wrapped around her waist in a tight hold.

Later that night, back in her apartment with the television on and boxes of takeaway overrunning the coffee table, three people sat snuggled onto the apartment lounge. Ichiyo was in the middle, a long lean arm wrapped around her shoulders to keep her close while a small head of light brown hair lay across her lap.

Her love and her sister were unwilling to separate from her even as the night went on and the city became quieter. The TV flickered before them with The Princess Bride- Ichiyo’s favourite movie- but she was more than happy to be wrapped up in their arms and love as Westley proclaimed his most iconic line and Buttercup in her recognition came tumbling down the hillside.

“As you wish.” Osamu had murmured into her hair and pressed a kiss to the crown of her head.

“Farm boy.” She replied, tilting her head up to capture his lips in a short, sweet kiss.

“Is this a kissing book?” Kuniko grumbled against Ichiyo’s thigh, obviously noting her sister’s movement enough to quote the movie as well. Ichiyo just laughed and moved Kuniko’s hair from her face.

The movie continued on and Ichiyo continued to melt into Osamu’s embrace as her sister’s breathing began to slow- it was late, way later than she should have allowed for the teen to be up during a school week but Ichiyo could excuse it for tonight. It had been a stressful day and Kuniko could afford to miss a day of school, Mori had already given her a day off and considering that Osamu had yet to grumble about paperwork he assumed Fukuzawa had done the same.

Ichiyo laughed as Miracle Max drops Westley’s arm.

“I’ve seen worse.” She says softly, quoting alongside Billy Crystal’s character.

“How many times have you watched this?” Osamu whispered, smiling as he did.

“Enough to quote the whole movie in English and Japanese.” She says with a cheeky grin.

The scenes change and she can feel Kuniko finally fall asleep as Buttercup jumps from the window to Westley, then the grandfather finishes reading and the credits begin to roll.

Osamu sneaks out first, twisting until he’s in front of the youngest Higuchi.

“I’ll get her to bed, you get to yours.”

“Yes sir.” She says, watching him lift the young teen up with easy, careful to not wake her and walk to her room.

Ichiyo smiles as she turns off the movie and TV before making her way into her room. Her bed- a new one because Osamu had insisted on it and actually paid for it at that- was large enough for the couple but did not steal her room’s space. She crawled in, leaving the bedside lamp on so that Osamu wasn’t in the dark and waited only a minute before the tall man was by her side, caging her in his arms and flicking off the light.

“You’re beautiful- you know that?” He said into her hair.

“You are too.” She replied. The same reply every time he called her beautiful without fault. He laughed quietly and kissed her forehead, his arms still tight around her- caging her in his warmth.

“So now that people know we are together…” He began. She tilted her head towards him, urging him to continue. “Can I take you to fancy restaurants now?”

She could imagine the wiggling eyebrows as he said that- in fact if she squinted she could see him doing so in the dark.

“You already have taken me to fancy restaurants?”

“Yeah but now I can do it in Mafia territory where I can piss off Chuuya.” A snort forces its way out as she attempted to suppress her laugh.

“Sure Samu. While you’re at it I’ll bring you lunches to the Agency.” She jokes.

“Ooh work place dates I like how you think. I’ll pop over to the Black Lizard and steal away their commander.”

“You’re going to break Akutagawa if you do that.”

“Oh well, casualties happen.”

They laugh quietly and share one last kiss before snuggling as impossibly close as they can and drifting off to sleep with the promise of tomorrow just on the horizon.

Bonus:

Behind the couple stood members of both sides with slacked jaws and stuttered phrases- trying to comprehend the sight before them.

When had they gotten together? How long had this been happening? What was happening?

“What?” Akutagawa’s voice was soft but not even the rain could hide the shock, the confusion. As far as he was aware… yes the woman had stopped being actively vying for his attention but… he didn’t know she’d stopped entirely. That she’d instead turned to the one man she had once vowed hatred to.

She was kissing him- he had kissed her. It wasn’t a simple heat of the moment or some game… no the way Dazai was looking at Higuchi was anything but conniving, she wasn’t planned, she wasn’t a pawn.

She was looking at him the same way as she tucked his hair behind his ear, as they whispered to one another- some promises that he’d never understand.

“Well that was unexpected.” Atsushi laughed nervously, clearly speaking with the other Agency members and yet Akutagawa still flinched. If the others noticed they said nothing.

“He better not hurt Big Sis.” Tachihara growled somewhere behind him.

Honestly Akutagawa wasn’t paying that much attention, too enraptured by the scene ahead.

Was this jealousy? Who was it aimed at, why did he feel it at all? Why was his chest aching?

Why was his chest aching?

[wonderatmywoman]

Pete and Jowita - yeah he screwed it up but the lifts were really good, would not want to be either of them in that one tho

Wynne and Katya - very theatrical but a lot of stillness which isn't what the rumba should be, hips not great

Sam and Nikita - looked smooth, the lift off the material was beautiful, a touch stiff though (Sam looks gorgeous though)

(Side note on the singers: I don't mind Taylor Swift but I'm not a swiftie, but she is a good singer and it really shows in covers like this when the cover singer isn't, she was flat throughout. The singers are not good enough to have an icons week where do many of them are singing icons)

Chris and Dianne - really good, his footwork as usual was impeccable, a touch stompy in a couple of places, I enjoyed it

Sarah and Vito - she's really good, timing was good, good legs, there's not too much to say tbh

JB and Lauren - it was so good, the jacket move was so smooth, I think the synchronicity was good

(I miss Lauren in the competition, she's so good and I love her and she looks hot with that backwards hat)

Montell and Jojo - gorgeous, smooth, great rise and fall, nice frame, lovely choreography I love a classic waltz

Jamie and Michelle - his hips are so good, he was on time, I think I see what the judges are saying but they're being a touch harsh imk

Tasha and Aljaž - I don't really like contemporary and it's clear that she is good at dancing it

Shayne and Nancy - I wish they were in hold more but his footwork and frame were good and he was quick, quite liked it

[slimeclimbtime]

RANKING SF9 TITLE TRACKS

disclaimer that this is for fun do not get offended i beg

1. Bibora i feel like this one's just a given. it's catchy, gets straight into the groove without any pauses, rides out very satisfyingly and everyone has even lines! dance is fun (am so mad we never got a dance practice for it), song sounds great—not generic, but not so experimental its offputting either. it's also a house song like come on you guys know i LOVE house music. the only thing that could've made this song better is if we got an ot9 version but alas. a girl can dream. 10/10 this is 100% my no 1 song on spotify

2. Now or Never a CLASSIC. moody and then gets right to the dancefloor. the dance really elevates this song—its SO smooth??? the chorus is iconic (hwiyoung lines too!!) and it ends really nicely as well, no crazy caveats or anything. this song made waves when it came out AS IT SHOULD!!

3. Don't Worry, Be Happy am i biased bc this was my first comeback with sf9 and the inseong promotions got me hooked? yes. but is this song bad? not even close. im so glad they didn't go with a ballad comeback bc even if this song is very chill and doesn't really leave that much of an impression its so happy and im glad sf9 kinda went back to a more lighthearted concept (like mamma mia and scream)

4. Tear Drop so sparkly so unique. love the motifs of tears and the sad sexy vibe we just get from the whole thing. the choreo is ICONIC (apu) and the fits this era were INSANE. the drop was very satisfying, loved how it bounced around in my ears.

5. Puzzle this one mightve been a miss to more people than i thought it would be, but honestly out of all the d flat minor titles that sf9 has an unusual abundance of, this one's my fav. choreo is sick, song gets stuck in my head easily (puzzling puzzling puzzling AAAA), just overall a fun, coasty song that doesn't feel too underwhelming

6. Enough one of the rare slow tempo tracks, this song caught me when it first came out. the autotune gives it so much character, and the dance is addicting and the chorus gets stuck in my head so easily LOL. i think this one mightve been slept on a little more by some but it deserved better

7. Fanfare this track is so weird but i like the melody LOL. the song def leans a little more on the experimental side of things. catch me saying "shh, uh, fanfare ullyeora" so many times. the way they pronounce fanfare is adorable too

8. Scream this song is so dirty and barely even hides it in the way that it seems innocuous on paper and then you actually pay attention for a bit and its way dirtier than expected. chorus didn't really get me, but the verses are my fav and i love the summer concept!

9. Mamma Mia this song is so cute that's all i really have to say. its so 2010s esque in vibes and song type, even if its taking inspiration from grease. dawon's hair was a tragedy but the song made up for it (also FUN HAIR COLORS)

10. Trauma the drop was a little underwhelming for me but i really liked the slow bass beat we had going on in this song :)

11. Summer Breeze the verses saved this song bc i don’t really like the chorus that much at all. the high note is really good tho

12. Good Guy putting good guy this low hurts, but their other songs are just so much stronger. choreo ate tho

13. O Sole Mio it's okay, also suffers from the underwhelming issue that trauma has. its a good song, but not exactly title track enough for me

14. Roar im an EDM nut and putting roar this low? a crime. but it feels like its missing some oomph for me

15. RPM on the other side of EDM nut, this song's drop is just... not doing it for me. the verses are great tho

16. Shine Together im not big on softer stuff so this is just a matter of taste

17. Easy Love same reasoning as shine together. its cute, but just not my thing

18. Savior im ngl idk if this even counts? but its also just underwhelming lol

[fallingsapphires]

i'm gonna write multiple reviews in one post cus my reviews wont be that long, so making multiple posts for multiple reviews just seems too much. anyway, these are the 3 thea sisters books i read most recently.

this post contains reviews for the dancing shadows, the secret city and the secret of the old castle.

the dancing shadows: from what i remember, this is one of the better ones out of the bunch i read as a kid. i had a phase then where i was obsessed with ballet, so i guess that love contributed to my love of this book. carlotta is a star!! also, violet really said i'm gay so i don't care if two guys fight over me. iconic. pyotr was kinda fine tho 🤭 rereading it now, i noticed i don't really care for the antagonists and stuff but i did really like the story as a whole. 4 out of 5 stars for me!

the secret city: i guess it didn't have the nostalgia that it would've had if i'd read this when i was younger, but overall this was kinda disappointing 😭 i found it mostly boring,,, maybe i just didn't care about the setting and characters they introduced that much. i'm sorry for saying that about your home country paulina, you're still my girl 😔 i feel like if they'd touched upon the disappearance of paulina's parents that would be more interesting. it also felt anticlimactic and the antagonist was apprehended too easily... yeah i know im not exactly the target demographic, but this just wasn't a fav. 2.5/5

the secret of the old castle: last week i had the choice of buying 2 thea stilton books i haven't read yet, and this was the one i knew i wanted to get -- and unlike the secret city, it definitely didn't disappoint! an old castle, family feuds and a missing will, what's not to love? it had the same vibes as knives out, one of my favourite films ever. the romance subplot was cute, and i just knew that another twist would be coming at the end lol. i just wish they'd utilised the other macnamouse family members more, just to add a little more drama. what's funny though is that no one in the family could decipher that song for generations but 5 random college students could do it in a day LMFAOAOAOA but nothing else to add, just a standard good story in the series! 3.5/5

[gyubby99]

Rating Belle costumes bc I have no life(???)

This might be slightly more iconic than the red floral dress bc it’s her first appearance in U and gales of song threw me off a building. A solid 10 idc. When someone mentions her I immediately think of her wearing this dress.

Not bad but it could be better. A 7/10. Something is missing and I don’t know what. Hiro why would you make her wear this 😞

She devoured this look even tho beast ruined everything. 8/10. She carried this outfit cause kinda not a fan of the colors.

10/10 next question. This was THE dress. This was where she sang U so I’m not ranking it any lower.

Is she even Belle if she’s not wearing a cape?? It looks goofy with how she’s standing but I promise it looks good 😭😭 maybe a 6/10??? IM SORRY

20/10 HELLO???? I LOVE THIS SHADE OF PINK SHES GOIN WITH AND THE SHOES ARE CUTE. Also this was when she was dancing with the beast n they hugged and that was kind of iconic. Still dunno why the roses were secret tho maybe it has the power to change outfits 😔😔

No comment she looks like someone took a big fart

I kinda like this one this one seems cozy to wear! I wanna wear smth like this at school. But a 7 compared to the others

This might sound like I’m glazing but it’s a 10 😔 white n pink suit her a lot. It’s sad we didn’t get to see more of this dress cause my girlie unveiled herself

[bigmack2go]

Okkay i just saw the sommerville highschool production of newsies jr and i just wanna give you some honorable mentions:

Race holding jack back and jack saying „i cant go back there“ so race lets him go

Race holding jack back from saving crutchie

Jack saying no no no like a mantra like he just woke from a bad dream

Jack whispering „i‘ll be there“ in santa fee

The size difference when albert says „take it down short stop“ where albert is literally shorter

„Im gonna need a definition“ when race says „erster”💀💀💀

Specs and albert were two really good dancers i gotta say

That one mistunes trompete rly put to the vibe in kony

“Peein their pansies” plsssss

Race finch and katherine dancing together is my bew life motto

They’re so respectful too i loved that

Crutchie has a bottom bunk thank fucking christ

Letter from the refuge had me in tears gbr

Jack and medda hugging provides me my life support money

Davey singsonging “above the fold” ahhh

Katherine hugs les this is not a drill i repeat katherine comforts les!!!

They included dnzzah

The poor GUYS head is spinning (the grin on daveys face??? I just knew he was in the fandom!)

Albert is the major albert is the major

Katherine is an icon istg

Turning away and throwing her headback

She’s so real for that

Oscar threw jack on the floor so hard that looked REAL

Morris cracking his fingers. That girl saved her daily finger crack just fir that moment and you could hear

Brooklyms here is everything

Ik that wasn’t on purpose but they missed a high five and i cannot

The single newsie from the bronx is my fav

Jack said “alright” like five times and it sounded like he was a frog😭😭😭

Something to believe in>>>

Kath keeps hugging les which again keeps me alivr

Dave and jack have chemistry

Also their voice work together in harmony really fucking great and as much as i loved jatherine in this production i was kind of pissed when she intervened

All tho they do harmonise even better with all three of them

Race is something else really

Race and katherine platonic chemistry I didn’t know i needed

Eyecontakt and sharong knowing looks

Race made hearts at jatherine it was awesome

Once and for all in a whole was mother fucking epic idek where to start

Teddy my loml!!!

Jack being completely baffled at rosavelt

Newsies on tables newsies on tables evacuate *carcrash* *firesirens* *screams*

Jack and crutchie reunion hug was so deep they dropped everything and i just- dnzzah

TaRaNtChEwLaAwS?

Is that redfinch i see there???

Albert and les fighting bc les is younger but al is smaller

Go get em tiger! Kick that air’s ass!!

@ill-say-anything-i-hafta

[koschei-the-ginger]

Screw it, brief reviews of Jason Bateman's filmography pre-Arrested Development

(there are only 4 pics but the post is long)

1981 Little House on the prairie - He was there for 1 season and already became so popular they made the grand finale all about him being a proof that God exists lol

1983 Just a little more love - can't find this one

1982 Silver spoons - they had to fire him because the second he appeared on screen nobody gave a crap about the other kid, iconic, I've only had Derek Taylor for 21 episodes but if anything happened to him yk yk..

1984 Knight Rider - Derek Taylor steals a car

1985 Robert Kennedy and his Times - I'm sure he's in it somewhere but it's like SIX hours long and incredibly boring

1984 The Fantastic World of DC Cooper - Derek Taylor strikes again

1984 It's your Move - Arrested Development for 6th graders, this show is SO fucking funny the parents insisted on killing it together with his Derek-sona for good.

1985 Right to kill - blink and you'll miss him, this is his sister's movie

1986 Mr Belvedere - MILF CHASER

1986 Can you feel me dancing - a commissioned tv movie to show off Justine Bateman's range

1986 St Elsewhere - see, Dave Hogan can do drama too (no)

1986 Valerie/ The Hogan family - his most famous role pre-AD and I genuinely don't understand why, stale bread even for a family sitcom™. Cancelled for being the only show that was normal about aids thanks to Jason. They also dyed his hair to a different shade of auburn each season for some reason lol

1987 Bates Motel - this was supposed to be a sequel to Psycho 🤨

1987 Teen Wold too - words cannot describe how much I hate this movie and everything about it

1987 Matlock - he's playing "Jason Bateman, the star of Valerie" only 1 year after they fired Valerie from Valerie hmm...

1987 Moving target - this was fine

1988 Our House - if your kids think giving 10k to a teenager will get them a record label at 13 it's on them, he did nothing wrong

1988 Crossing the mob - you can watch this but god at what cost, it's so grainy you can barely see their faces (okay movie tho)

1989 Breaking the rules - commissioned to show that he can do some "serious" acting, a tragic mistake on everyone's part

1991 Necessary roughness - Scott Bakula simps, I understand, no I seriously get it

1992 A Taste for killing - for every good movie (prev) you get 2 bad ones

1994 Confessions: two faces of evil - COPAGANDA

1994 This can't be love - *looks up synonyms for CUTE*

1994 Black sheep - can't find this one either

1995 Hart to Hart - he was so annoying they made him believe he's related to Donald Trump I can't even rgsthsrth

1995 An affectionate look at fatherhood - can't find this one either²

1995 Burke's law - this show is so camp you need to WATCH THE DUEL

1995 Simon - the writing is atrocious, he's trying SO hard to make it work while Harland Williams recites every line as if he had just learnt to read. Tragically, a must watch, I wish it existed in HD

1996 Ned and Stacey - a sitcom star playing a sitcom star in a sitcom making fun of Friends, 10/10

1997 Chicago sons - 3 polish brothers live together, Jared Paladecki isn't in this eventhough there are at least 4 people that look like him

1998 George and Leo - if this came out today AO3 would be full of this elderly gay couple

1999 Love stinks - not mine but yk

2000 Rude awakening - the absence of a laugh track caught me off guard, he's doing his best Bud Bundy impression down to the tragic goatee

2001 Some of my best friends - after this many cancelled sitcoms you stop seeing AD as a show that's simply good but as a miracle

2002 The Jake effect - if Scrubs was about hs teachers

2002 The sweetest thing - nobody cares about the men this is the penis song movie

2002 No way out - this is like Cary Elwes-kind of bad

2003 Sol Goode - blink and you'll miss him (idk what's even happening)

2003 Twillight Zone -someone get him an Emmy for trying to bribe a ghost of a kid he unintentionally murdered