#i miss this hellsite so god damn much

[thankenstein13]

Dont mind me im ranting in the tags

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 171

Torn and Frayed

“Torn and Frayed”

Plot Description: Naomi tells Castiel that Crowleu is holding an angel captive, and Castiel must rescue him before Crowley’s torture reveals their secrets

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: Nope. Probably not. Because I’m not a near-immortal being

Sam…yeah, Dean has kept the truth about how he’s feeling about things from you plenty of times in a misguided attempt to protect you, but he’s been unflinchingly honest way more than you ever have been. He tells this one lie and all of a sudden you’ve never lied???

I’m so…mad at how Sam’s handling this. You and Dean had such DIFFERENT years apart

At least Cas is now self aware that he’s not good at talking to people and needs Dean’s help with that

Hiding your porn from your angel crush…sure, Dean

Poor Samandriel. He’s really going through it

Girl, did you just cheat on your husband with Sam??

Honestly, for an ultimatum, it’s EXTREMELY fair. He can’t just flit in and out of her life

CAS!! There’s honest and there’s just blatantly telling Kevin he looks horrible

I mean, if you have an angel on hand to play errand boy for your demon bomb ingredients, why not use him?

I love that Kevin just kind of finds Dean annoying and puts on noise canceling headphones, and GOOD THAT HE DOES. Look, Dean’s not wrong. Mrs Tran is hot, but you don’t have to say that to Kevin to see if he can hear you!!

BENNY??? Oh no. He’s struggling to keep clean…or cleanish

Oh Kevin. “I can’t enjoy a world I need to save.” You poor thing. This should not be on your shoulders, and I’m so sorry it is

YOU KNOOOOOOW. He’s right though. And I have MISSED Castiel not caring super hard about what the Winchesters WANT and focusing on what NEEDS to get done

Love how “destroy the angel warding sigils” translates to “spray paint an X over them” somehow and it WORKS

Ok but maybe you SHOULD be listening to your head torturer

CASTIEL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. WHY AFE YOU COWERING NOW. YEAH I KNEW NAOMI FUCKING SUCKED

Oh shit. That’s no good. The demons now know there’s an Angel tablet

Oh…oh Castiel. I’m so mad on your behalf

God…the Dean/Benny breakup should not have affected me that much

Omgggggg Amelia went, and Sam wasn’t there. Like, of course he wasn’t but damn that sucks for her.

I could never be a wincest shipper but watching Dean break up with Benny and Sam not go to Amelia at the exact same time in order to work together again, I can understand how they get there

[euphor1a]

hello. just wanted to say that I love all your works.

funny story, your fic was actually the first ever fanfic that I read. it was a little over a year back, I was in a not-so-good headspace. and just searched up 'yeonjun fanfic' on google lmao just for the heck of it. tried wattpad, was scarred💀 twt was just not for me. and then tried tmblr and was greeted by one of your yeonjun drabbles. ngl, I was a little taken aback at the liberal use of the obscene words lmao. and then since I didn't know how to actually use tmblr, I just read all of your works. and I mean all. so the works that literally don't even exist anymore, I've read them too!

so I've been with your works way back when you were cupidchois. and my tmblr journey began with you so you're like the OG for me lol.

also, the not-so-good-headspace was due to this huge huge life changing entrance exam I had and your fics provided comfort. but when the exam date was too near, I stopped using tmblr for like 3 months.

but before going, I read whatever little part of bewitched you had written and remember thinking that okay when I come back after all this time, it might be a completed series. also, the release date for the yj sugarpapi fic was 14 feb but you said you needed more time. and I thought yeah I'm gonna be gone a long long time. it'll be there when I come back.

if only I knew lol. when I came back you had a brand new blog, half of your fics were missing, sugarpapi never came out, and get this, bewitched had actually gone BACKWARDS because you decided to rewrite it! lmfao, I'm not tryna sound rude or pushy at all. please dont take it the wrong way. the situation was just sooo funny.

so yeah, that's my history with your blog lol.

anywhoo, love your works a whole lot and thank you for introducing me to this hellsite without even knowing it<3

much love<3

... wow 😭😭😭, i’m genuinely struggling to find words to type here. Goodness. This is making me feel so many emotions like kdghfghfgh HOLD AWN 😭

!!! Thank you so much for sending this in, first of all?? This is like a peak moment™ of my tumblr life i’m not even kidding 😭!!! Especially because I kinda ended up joining tumblr in a very similar way, except that my OG was far more consistent than me with their blog and works 😅! Take me back to 2017 pls—

I’m pretty sure a lot of us here actually started out with just searching up fanfics on google and then finding tumblr in the search results. Because same! I did not know something like tumblr existed and my experience with wattpad was equally traumatising 😵; thank god for the hellsite. It sure is very annoying at times but it’s also nice that we can have our own little bubble here!

Lsjskdjkfj “liberal use of the obscene words” IM DYING 😭! Thank you for still reading them though 😭! A part of me is very embarrassed because I’ve... well, grown to find my old stuff very poorly written (hence all the rewriting) but a part of me is? Super fucking flattered? And proud? THANK YOU 🙈🙈

The fact that whatever the fuck I wrote actually provided comfort to a human being is enough for me to just go on and quit everything and live a life of a saint. It’s crazy... I never dared to imagine that my writing could actually do that? Because I always think that whatever I write is pretty forgettable tbh. Like you read it and move on and never think back. Anyway, I hope you are feeling better now, lovely 🥺! I’ve been in similar places throughout my life and damn I know how badly education related pressure fucks you up :(

Ah yes... Bewitched. Sigh. I have a love-hate relationship with that kid. I think I have mentioned this before in some random rant post, but god, rewriting is so hard. Because I spend most of the time regretting how I wrote it instead of the actual fixing and editing and rewriting. I won’t abandon it, but at this rate I’m not sure when I’ll be able to invest myself completely in rewriting either. It’s only harder because my daydreams have no ends and the amount of newer wips that I want to finish and post keeps increasing. And to top it off, there’s ✨real life✨, being an absolute pain in the ass constantly.

Also Sugarpapi 😭! It’s honestly me vs. the unrealistic high standards I’ve set for myself at this point. But you know what? I’ll take my time with it. Because I think taking it slow is better in all aspects. Like yeah, I could just half-ass it and put all the pressure in the world on myself to finish it sometime soon, but we all know that’ll be a mess itself, and will make me one too. It’s coming. I promise. Maybe in another year 💀

“If only I knew” — me at least twice a day skshksjk 😭;; it be like that 🙁! Apologies for the unexpected jump-scares you got from my whole new blog and all :'))

I will eventually repost the works people wanted to be reposted — surprise, almost all of my cupidchois’ masterlist actually ended up there after I rounded everything up (and almost nothing from my bts blog minus the reactions), so there’s that. And, I can’t even explain how much this ask actually means to me. Crazy stuff. Life changing.

Thank you so much!!! I’m sending you a parcel full of positive energy and my love, which is not enough but it’s the best I can do atm </3

[babieken]

“i am doomed to stan dilfs who are near their egg era” please i’m on the floor aneuehqiajdkx

i almost went to chicago this past spring/summer to see monsta x, and i realized after missing the show that that was my last opportunity until god knows how long to see them. luckily their discography isn’t going anywhere, so i’m content

i may message you one of these days! but i’m shy, so i’ll stick with anon for now >.<

do you stan any other groups? (i apologize if i send this ask and then see an about me page on your blog answering this question)

Oh sorry i almost forgot to answer this kdkfkkd

Ahhh yes😌i used to be monbeblr’s funny man jsjdksk

Awwww no😭😭😭😭 id be devastated… some ppl on twt are speculating a world tour after this cb but i doubt it😞 hopefully after their enlistment era we can have a tour with all 6members!!

Honestly the anon ask feature is still one of my favorite features of the hellsite. It takes the pressure off both parties u know? But people aren’t using it nearly as much as they usee to in the past… (damn i probably sound like boomer🤣)

And i do have an about page that i used to have a link to in my bio but i removed it bc it was old and boring🤣 and i dont care for making a Carrd or whatever kids these days are making kskdkdkd (my abt page should still exist if u like open my blog on a browser and type /about in the end🤔 I haven’t even looked it at it AGES idr what it looks like)

[batarangsoundsdumb]

hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .

if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation

Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh

this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.

Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 

i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho

speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible

tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 

Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏

how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???

'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 

about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.

you are the only funny person on this hellsite

how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.

Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)

check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)

dick grayson but he's nicki minaj

his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 

Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol

you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link

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why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.

Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery

ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.

i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD

THANK YOU

bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.

people tend to do it in the bathtub.

WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns

i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think

lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.

if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk

i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.

saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3

literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.

I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.

fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)

It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece

OH my god dude lmao

there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more

it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )

i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)

shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.

Wait, hear me out

Bernothy @redlightofdawn

great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname

Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?

Wait no, I regret sending that ask

these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.

crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-

WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol

she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.

Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god

lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.

Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like

send to me or lose a toe

🌸 ⭐ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity! ⭐🌸😋

thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMduBy3Sr/

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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.

Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 

fanksss also lmao.

That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but

There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?

oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.

"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure

yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.

I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!

haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.

Doot doot!

noot noot

I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me

lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.

sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"

lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 

(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”

yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.

so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side

i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’

ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.

wow. the IMPACT.

Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝

this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.

Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.

May I ask where your username originates from?

yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.

yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim

no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 

How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited

fenomenal next question.

Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that

(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)

i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts

You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel

you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.

Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 

he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.

Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.

lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy

stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

oh yes it is my darling.

did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily

no he did it bc fuck the french.

im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist

okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.

your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue

i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.

suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩

sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.

Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit

yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW

Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics

clark reads smut confirmeeed

NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector

that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.

One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy

literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.

superfam and batfam associations??

-batman and superman

-dick/barabara and supergirl?

-conner and tim

-jon and damian

pls enlighten me I am confused

nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl

I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)

sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.

good human what are your pronouns?

wouldn’t you like to know?

I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes

everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont

don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily

dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants

Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.

damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo

Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨

stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!

All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 

batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.

I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this

vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.

seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go

emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet

People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.

dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME

dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet

all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise

bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves

thoughts on teen titans and young justice

haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!

ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them

log off tumblr?

Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc

huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.

I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something

fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.

lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 

unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right

why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf

idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)

There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.

all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you

is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa

no. find her as owa owa as you want.

aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:

1. tim

2. Steph

3. dick

4. Duke

5. the rest

you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED

oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs

i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.

dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.

super random but

jason 🤝 damian

old english

lmao fair enough.

tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.

yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.

I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.

i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.

so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?

no. dunkin donuts all the way

One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker

now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.

crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown

SO CRAZY HUH?

batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink

absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.

unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator

dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.

When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution

bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.

[strawberiitea]

ELLO, SASSY LASSIES!

i'm Tea, but some people call me Strawberry!

my blog content—and well, my blog just in general—is quite sporadic, and to put it simply, a hot fucking mess. but nevertheless, being the fool that i am, i'll try to condense the rawest form adhd into a tight little intro post for your absolute viewing pleasure <3

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so if it wasn't painfully obvious enough; i'm a wilbur centric blog! :]

from time to time i write sympathetic analyses on his character, his arc, and his silly little mental health! [sometimes i dismantle bad takes if i feel the wrath of god.]

due to this, i've pretty much gained the title as a wilbur analyst at this point. i've sorrounded myself with fellow clowns in this circus i call home. pretty poggers, i'd say.

i also write and post a few poems here and there depending on my oscillating confidence levels, draw once every blue moon, and mostly just spam my blog with either rbs or my cretinous dumbassery <3

tags n' sorting below the cut!

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#tea posts — for some horrid reason, i thought it'd be a good idea to have an all-encompassing tag for every single post i've made on this hellsite. pogchamp!

#teanalysis — my analysis tag!! more specifically, wilbur analyses, because there is simply no rest for the wicked. aka; rare sightings of tea using more than 2% of her brain.

#shut up tea — currently my ramble tag, although i'm considering changing it as it's a ghost tag/an old stand in.

#tea nonsense — bro i have no fucking idea. all i know is that you will find the script of the fools in there.

#tea writing — *twiddles thumbs* i put my poems there.

#tea draws — when i'm not being absolutely crushed by either executive dysfunction, schoolwork, demotivation, or all of the above; i draw sometimes!!

#tea scribbles — not to be confused with #tea draws. do be warned though it is 95% wilbur doodles.

#teaanswers — sometimes i get asks. anons come home i miss you.

#tea heritage posts — my absolute peaks as a niche silly little tumblr blog. here are my posts that, dare i say, are iconic. /j shit i'm known for. somehow.

#self rb — also known as ego inflation, a desperate cry for exposure, or dlcs for rambles.

#rb ramble — the amount of times i've rambled and/or written an essay in someone's rbs is one too many so there's... a tag... for it....

#fanart rb — it's a whole ass art gallery in there bro like god damn.

#writing rb — *blows kiss* to the writers.

#analysis rb — i like to archive silly little neat analyses like a silly little library. god bless.

#archive of soot — *sighs* yes, i have a seperate tag for wilbur analyses. yes, i'm a fool.

#friend tag :] — my beloveds.

#🖐 HOME HOME — a tag for a bunch of dumbass screenshots from my friend server. my beloveds.

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written on: 27/5/2021

last updated: 27/5/2021 [10:56 am]

[retro-rezz-the-est]

Good morning, everyone! Today is a very special day because........

I HIT 1k FOLLOWERS THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!

I’m still fucking speechless; like, one thousand people, amazing people who thought that my blog was good shit decided to follow me and make this dorky Bronx girl feel like she’s making people happy.

I’m honestly about to cry right now. I never thought in a million years that I would even get here. But lo and behold, here I am and goddamn, does it feel good.

In the four short years that I’ve had this blog, I’ve made friends here that I’ll keep for years and years to come. I’ve made some of the best memories of my entire life on this dusty ass abomination of a social platform with some of the best individuals in the world, and I wouldn’t trade those in for anything or anyone. So thank you to all of my friends and mutuals - old and new - that I’ve connected with over the years. Y’all are the best and baddest bitches on the planet, periodt.

Thank you to all of the people that I’ve had the pleasure of connecting with that have either deactivated their accounts, abandoned theirs or just.......moved on from this world entirely. I miss you all, but I’m glad to have known you even for a short time. I will cherish the memories and conversations we’ve had for years and years to come.

This year has been more than a little wild for all of us, but you guys have kept me a little more sane to distract me from the world currently falling apart around us and for that, you guys have my eternal gratitude.

Thank you for giving me a platform so I can be my true self. Thank you for showing me that you guys actually care about me. Thank you for letting me flaunt my nerdy and weird and geeky and just all-around strange sides without shutting me down for it. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I love you all, old and new followers, and I would not be here without to your interest, love and support. This hellsite of a place is my second home and you guys make it feel like so, and I cannot thank you guys enough for that. It means a fucking lot to me.

I got some things planned to celebrate as well, so watch out! Planning a nice big Roman fic as part of this little 1k followers celebration I’m throwing hehehehe. My mutuals and friend peeps should especially watch out too; I got something special planned for y’all 😉❤️

I honestly wanna say so much more, but I don’t want this to be too damn long 😅. So just.....thank you. Thank you so much for sticking with me for this adventure, no matter how long you’ve been here in the tenth circle of hell (also known as my blog lmao). Let’s see where we all go next, okay?

Sincerely yours forever and always,

Rezz/Rezzy 💙💜

P.S.: To all the blogs and bitches who have dragged/who are still dragging my name through the dirt and the mud and are calling me horrible things behind the scenes, to those who have harassed me and sent me death threats, to those who just told me to take my shit elsewhere.......this one’s for y’all, sweethearts. Look at me the fuck now and revel in your own shit for a bit, mmkay?

I am That Bitch™, and y’all can whine and cry and bitch and moan about it all you fucking like. Don’t matter in the end tho, bc y’all still gonna die mad about it 🖕🏾😎🖕🏾

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[agustdiv1ne]

thank you + milestone!!

damn, never thought we'd get here, did we?

in all honesty, it's been a pretty shit year. march 'til now has felt like the same month on repeat with tiny tweaks to make it all so much worse. but i'm not here to complain about the worst parts of this year, i'm here to celebrate the best ones.

this was the year that i finally started writing, that i was finally spurred to open a google doc and just type away until a tiny work of fiction stared back at me. my first one was 1k words, a rant to get all of my emotions off of my chest with an idol as my muse. it felt...great, though it also felt a bit odd writing after being an avid reader for years. i always did prefer essays to creative writing, but this year definitely changed that perspective.

i wrote that first blurb along with another fic in late july, and in early august, i asked my friends if i should post them. om august 3rd, i changed this blog from a fic rec to a fic writing blog just like that. i regret none of it.

it's been nearly five months since i revamped this blog and i couldn't be more grateful for the support i have gotten from all of you, whether it be a kind comment, a like, a reblog, all of it. i never thought anyone would like my content, but i've been proven severely wrong by this community. from my irls that are on here, to my lovely mutuals and followers, to those i've talked to a lil bit on this hellsite, to the writers whose fics i absolutely adore, to those who have left a like or a comment on one of my fics, i want to say thank you from the very bottom of my heart ♡

have a happy and healthy new year! i love and appreciate every single one of you!!

though i'm painfully bad at writing letters and getting all sappy, i wanted to write them anyways hahaha let's goooo

to @hwaddict:

my irl best friend!! my partner in crime!!!! i love you sm carly, and there are not enough words in this world for me to describe the extent of my love. you have been there for me during my lowest moments, you've seen me cry, and i don't cry in front of many ppl. i trust you with my life and i'm so glad that we became friends back in middle school bc you are one reasons that spur me to keep going. i can't wait to see where life takes us and know that while i might not always be able to be there physically (especially with college right around the corner), i will always be there for you in any way i can be. again i love you and i can't wait to conquer next year with you ♡♡

to @hopejanaee:

hope!! hobi!!! one of my irls! though we just became friends earlier this year, it feels like we've been friends for ages. it's crazy how close we grew so quickly but i am so grateful to have you in my life. you never fail to make me laugh whenever we're together and you're so chaotic but in such a good way hahaha. you were the one who got me into writing with your own wonderful fics so thank yoi for that. i'm so happy that we became friends because you're so kind and caring and ahhhhhh i love u sm ♡

to @oikawasmilkbread:

we talked for like 0.2 seconds but you are so kind and hella cool!! it was nice having random conversations with you and i'm so glad you randomly dmed me bc i am shy and i have 0 idea how to start conversations with anyone lmao. i always smile when i see you in my notifs! i hope you have a happy new year!!! ♡

to @luthenia:

i know you're on hiatus but seeing you in my notifs always excites me hahaha. we never talk but you are so supportive of everyone in this community and i just wanted to shout you out for that! your memes are top tier LMAO and i can't wait for when you come back, happy new year ♡

to @starsforten:

we also talked for approximately 1 second but it was so fun talking to you about astrology stuff (virgo sun libra rising gang hahahaha) and those teuta matoshi dresses! you are so nice and easy to talk to and i hope your new year is happy and fruitful! ♡

i recommend every single one of these blogs for their amazing content!! i added some of my favorite fics as i'm a whore for great writing hahaaaa

@kinktae

waterloo — a masterpiece! taehyung is so bitter at the beginning and it's adorable seeing how y/n breaks his tough shell. loved this from beginning to the end ♡

hot rod — the 50s slang, the dynamic between hoseok and y/n...*chef's kiss*

@untaemedqueen

welcome to seoul land — werewolf!namjoon really got me going, 100/10 would recommend

graceful gods — this is one of my all-time favorites, greek god!jungkook has my brain going brrrr

@shadowsremedy + @therealmintedmango

support system — adorable!! this is a hybrid!yoongi fic i really enjoy, and the series isn't over yet! check it out~

@bratkook

tear you apart — demon!taehyung...holy shit. i was speechless

@tatertotthethot

the doms next door — THIS SERIES OMG, i've read each part at least five times already. taekook got me acting UP

scream (posted to @yandere-society) — a really cool take on the movie scream with jungkook, yandere fics don't always appeal to me but this one absolutely did

@ateezmakemeweep

broken — the immense ache i felt in my chest while reading this, but i loved both parts with a burning passion. san is so sweet in this :')

@atinybrew

dirty free for all — the ULTIMATE demon!san fic. the writing is absolutely immaculate and this is the first fic that had me blushing down my mf ARMS

rice milk lattes and bryophytes roads — another san fic admittedly because i'm whipped for san lol. anyways, this was cute and hot at the same time and best friend!yunho made my double biasing ass that much happier

@seacottons

pan — an adorable peter pan!hongjoong fic, it had my heart going achhfhsjfjsjf

sir kiss me — circus au with san holy hell i loved every twist and turn of this

@actuallythatwaspromise

bad romance — one of my favorite yunho fics ever, punk rock!yunho x nerd!reader has my entire heart

aurora garden center and desire ink — florist!mingi had me uwuing for the entire fic, this was adorable and i loved it sm

@yeonjuncore

every single fic on this blog is an absolute masterpiece, i swear

the devil's little angel — THIS IS ONE OF MY ULTIMATE FAVORITES, demon!yeonjun had me screaming and it was just so fun to read and i loved every single second of it so much that i've read it nearly ten times now. so go read it, you won't regret it!

the boy with the horns — another of my ultimate favorites (i told you, their writing is just that amazing), woodland fey!soobin just had me going so soft :(( i literally sobbed at one point, that's how invested i was

bleeding heart — the tension between vampire!yeonjun and vampire slayer!reader had me screeching

curtain call — i have a sad crush vampire!soobin

i love you, always — this felt so..bittersweet? taehyun loves y/n so much, i lowkey cried while reading this

@angelfic

the art of (mis)communication — i am a whore for both reconciliation and yeonjun, 100000/10 pls read this i beg of you

@angelictaehyun

growing pains — ahhh once again a yeonjun fic, my chest hurt a lil bit at some points but it was so sweet!!

@neovisioned

bed of spiderwebs — spiderman!mark has my heart screeching, i loved every second of it ♡

eddie ate dynamite — johnny suh coming for my throat yet again

cupid victorious — cupid!jaehyun :'))) definitely one of my favorites!!

@domjaehyun

quarantine chronicles — ok if you haven't read this or the part two yet then you're missing out big time!! the tension, the buildup, every single part of this fic was just *chef's kiss* but multiply thay by a million

all these years — every single moment of this felt so nostalgic and the ending was so sweet :')

@caiuscassiuss

muse — i keep going back to this one constantly, the angst in this phenomenal and i love artist!taeyong sm here

@neoct-zen

loverboy — HOT, AMAZING, I SCREAMED. the blurbs that accompany this are also top-tier i recommend reading each and every one!!

@moondustis

pink + white — i'm so soft for mark i stg, this was the cutest thing ever

@loviejaehyun

can't avoid this feeling — hockey player!mark is the best thing ever

all tied up — i just- screamed as i read this bc professor!jaehyun is too hot goodbye

@hopejanaee

incapable — this is one of the best yoongi fics i've ever read ngl, it's not completed quite yet but the parts that have been posted are top tier!!

breathless — THIS. I LOVED THIS. yuta is just so hfjshhfhshfnsn and i love this sm

@hwaddict

melting point — big boy mingiiii, 100/10 would recommend

@okayau

house next to mine — frat boy!yeonjun rly got me going, cute and hot at the same time ahhhhbfnsnnf

youth — ADORABLE, yeonjun's confession is peak i love it here

run away — how many yeonjun fics can i fit in this post? (answer: a lot) definitely one of my favorite harry potter aus!! it was awesome seeing how their relationship changed throughout the years and perhaps i teared up a little at the end :'))

@starrychannies

baby steps — ONE OF ALL-TIME MY FAVORITE FICS ON THIS SITE, every single part is so well-written and ahhhhhfhdhhf chan makes me feel some type of way

my stupid — another yeonjun fic! angsty but v cute at the end :')

@baekhvuns

this youth of craziness — 40k words of pure gold, this fic is absolutely one of my favorite san fics ever!!

replacement — prince!ten makes my brain go brrrr, i love how the y/n just speaks her mind here

@masterninjacow

untitled project — i saw soulmate au with mark and i knew would already love it, and i did! pizza boy!mark at that, amazing and i adored it

more amazing blogs!!: @galaxteez, @poutybinz, @lustjoong, @bloominghigh

these are just a few of the fics and blogs i found this year, find more on my fic rec blog @agustdiv1ne-recs!! (my thumbs are starting to hurt i'm so sorry bfjshfhsh)

wrapping up each month since august since that's when i actually started posting LMAO

☆ august

03: good enough — chan

03: bloodsucker — seonghwa

04: cutie — san

09: veloxrotaphobia — mingi

19: want — changbin

21: numb — yunho

100 follower special — i reached 100 followers towards the end of august, my first ever milestone :') also my first ever time taking requests, 'twas very fun ♡

☆ september

03: on camera — jungkook

☆ october

27: oh, worm? — namjoon

31: demon days — san

☆ november

10: a letter to my love — xiaojun

23: bad for u — jaehyun

27: home sweet home — yeonjun

☆ december

christmas bash 2020 — my brain went hey what if you did this- and i listened so here's 17 holiday fics hahahaa (not all of them are out yet but i'm working on it!!)

things i plan to release in 2021!!

☆ sunflower — jimin

☆ cross — yeonjun

☆ landslide — seonghwa

☆ nice save — san

☆ red — hyunjin

☆ a secret series (that will be revealed once i plan everything) — ateez

☆ 4 unrelated secret fics oOoOoo — will i reveal them? you'll just have to wait and see ;)

there will definitely be more posted! these are the ones that are going to be my priority at first, but my imagination is always churning so expect a lot more :)) check out all of non-secret wips here!

i hit 500 followers a couple days ago! i nearly screamed when i saw that LMAO. thank you so much for liking my content because i work hella hard on it :') sometimes i feel like i don't deserve y'all really, but @hwaddict will yell at me if i say that so ig i take it back hfhshhdhg

a post for celebrating this milestone will come as soon as i finish up the rest of my christmas fics!! sorry that i'm so slow :( (hint: my requests will be open, so look out for it!)

so yeah!! that's it, sorry for the painfully long post (i'm sorry to my thumbs for typing this whole thing out </3). thank you to everyone who read this far!! i hope everyone has a happy and healthy new year, and in the words of txt's cover, fuck 2020. may 2021 be a much better year for all of us!!!

much love,

ashlee ♡

[boneandfur]

Time After Time 2/2

TWO

Note: the characters demanded smut. There is a link to the NSFW version on ao3 at that point. tumblr won’t let me load the moodboard. I’m very frustrated with this hellsite.

Women aren't doctors at the Front, Miss... what did you say your name was again? Ah, Miss Valentine. American. That explains it... But we do need good quality nurses... You'll be sent to France right away on account of your prior training... Jolly good, just sign the dotted line... 

"I assume you'll have the watered wine, Rookie." Ramsay leans across the table, lightly tugging the menu from Helena's numb fingers. Every little boom makes her shiver, though she's adopted the English habit of keeping a stiff upper lip. Her grandmother has told her stories to curdle your guts, about standing on a hill at Gettysburg and watching her lover ride hell for leather into battle. And I followed him, didn't I, chick? 

"What brought you here? To the Front?" Helena cocks her head at him, and Ramsay's brows raise nearly to his hairline. 

"You're bold as brass.” Ramsay snaps his fingers. “I like that. Knew it as soon as you stepped out of that line of nurses that you wouldn't turn into a shrinking violet at your first amputation." Ramsay turns to their waiter, a Frenchman of elderly years with an ear trumpet. "We'll take your best watered wine for the lady, and a bottle of whiskey." 

Helena coughs lightly, and addresses the waiter in seamless French. "(What is the special today?)" 

The old man looks sad. "(I am afraid we do not have anything special. Just some eel ragout, and fresh bread my wife baked this morning.)" 

"(Then we will take that, and your best bottle of Merlot.)" 

When the owner has gone, Ramsay smiles broadly at Helena, showing white teeth against three days shadow of a beard on his jaw. "By God, you're a marvel. Never learned much French myself, besides what I've had to behind the lines." 

"Oh, my governess despaired of me." Helena shrugs, but cannot help smiling in return. "I can speak enough French to get by, you know, but I could never pass for a natural." 

"Well, you are an American." But it does not sound like an insult.

The eel comes, and she eats ravenously, less like a lady and more like the girl who downed seven glasses of champagne and then raced her brother from Boston to Concord on horseback. 

And Ramsay drinks. Thoughtfully. Mindfully. She does not remember, afterward, nor for many years, what they said, only how she had smiled and smiled until her cheeks hurt, and the ticking of the pocket watch. 

One two, one two. Tick tock. Eleven hours. Ten hours. Nine hours. Eleven minutes and eleven seconds.

No more standing to in trenches,//Only one more church parade. 

"I had a patron who paid for me to go to medical school, a well respected chap named Naveen.” Ramsay nurses his whiskey, rolling the glass with purpose between his palms. “After school, I joined the army to make something of myself, and went to India. My wife deserted me for another man while I was gone. She didn't like the army life, you see." 

Helena reaches out, laying her hand over his. Ramsay startles, but does not move his hand away, and instead flips it over, laying his palm flat against hers and caressing her wrist with his rough fingers. She drags in a breath, the sudden widening of his pupils making her lower abdomen flutter. "I ran away from home. No one knows I'm here, or I'd be dragged back to Boston to marry a Stirling and pop out an heir and a spare before the war has even gotten started." 

"You don't even want to know about what this war will look like if it keeps going, lass." Ramsay drains his glass, and pours them both another. "I'd tell you to go back to Boston, but I can see by that look in your eye that you'll see this thing through. I respect that." 

Helena does not trust herself to speak. The wine is making her thoughts slow, but she does not want this moment to end. 

Ramsay rubs a hand over his jaw. "That was back in '09. I hung my boots up, moved to Scotland, and threw myself into practice in Edinburgh. Then that damn fool shot a Prince, and well, here we are." 

Steady, silent. Their eyes meet and the watch ticks on. Helena feels as though she is drowning. His mouth moves and she only feels the heat of his palm against hers, her cheeks ablaze. 

'Nurse! Nurse Valentine! Are you dumb or are you just deaf?! Hand me those scissors, and bring me another scalpel... These damned orderlies don't know what they're doing...'

Their eyes meet across the bloody operating table. The soldier is mercilessly unconscious, a bloody piece of shrapnel in his thigh. He'd been screaming since he came in off the ambulance, a boy of no more than nineteen, a Tommy named Elijah... 'Mum, Mum, water, water...'

'That's a Blighty, Rookie. Your first. Are you going to faint on me, lass?' Ramsay's eyes lock on Helena's. She feels the flint of his gaze go straight to her spine, and straightens up. 

'No, Doctor. I'll be fine, sir.'

'I told you Americans have brass, Ramsay!' The surgeon, Lahela, winks at Helena in passing, but she does not notice. Her gaze does not falter under Ramsay's. 'Pass me the tweezers.'

His mouth quirks, just a shade. 'Good girl.'

"...Good God, Rookie, will you drink the whole bottle? I promise my company isn't as bad as all that." Helena feels Ramsay tug at her wine glass, and relinquishes it. The lamp has begun to burn low, and from the outside of the cafe is the sound of drunken laughter. "You shouldn't walk out there alone. Come on, I'll walk you back to your billet." 

"I don't have one," Helena confesses. She pats her bag, shamefaced. "I spent my money for the hotel on books... I can sleep on the truck." 

Ramsay shakes his head. "No, no, that won't do. We can't have you more dead on your feet than usual. I have a solution. It's a bit unorthodox. Do you trust me?" 

Eight hours, three minutes, seven seconds. 

•••

Helena does not know why, but the lights from the star shells, all green and gold, make her grip Ramsay's arm tighter, and press against his side. At the corner, he stops and gazes down at her, a strange and wild new thing in his face, something she dares not name. 

Don't forget me, Helena Valentine. When this lousy war is over, I'll come back, you see... 

"Tell me..." Ramsay brushes a curl back from her brow, his broad fingertips sending a crackle across her bare flesh. "Why did you become a doctor, Rookie -- Helena?" 

"I read a wonderful book." Helena ducks her head, and looks up at Ramsay from under her lashes, illuminated by the lamplight. Behind them, to the east, she hears the screech of a Minnie, and his hands tighten on her fingers. "It was written by a Scottish doctor who had served in India, on the Northwest Frontier." Her gaze skitters away. 

People said when we enlisted,//Fame and medals we would win.

"Ah. I knew a chap who served there, in his younger days." Ramsay tucks her cold hand through his elbow. The snow is falling thicker now, and they are nearly to the hotel. A quick word from Ramsay to the proprietor -- she hears the words une chambre pour les jeunes mariés -- He knows French after all -- 

And before she knows it, she is sitting in a delectably steaming hot hip bath, strewn with lavender and rosemary. She washes her hair and cannot remember the last time she felt such luxury. 

Nine months, two days, thirteen minutes...

When this war is over, //No more soldiering for me. 

"You can have the bed. I'll bunk down with Medical Officers Gayle and Nguyen, from the -nth Platoon." Ramsay stands in the doorway, his cap in his hands, avoiding looking directly at Helena in her muslin shift. "We wouldn't want you to lose your reputation and have to leave the war so soon." 

"Stay." She feels her eyelids drooping, and pats the quilt next to her. "Please, stay." 

"You know I can't do that." Yet, she hears the floorboards squeak as Ramsay settles next to her on a chair. The inn rattles like a whizzbang and she grasps Ramsay's hand, clutching at it until the clattering of the teacups subsides. "Only a little longer, then, Rookie. Until you're safe." 

•••

Ethan watches Helena Valentine fall asleep. There is nothing he'd like more than to climb next to her in that big bed, to feel her lithe body against his. But it would be wrong, even though nothing will ever be right again after the war is over. But if he can keep her safe -- If I can keep her alive -- he dares not finish the thought. 

“You wouldn't remember me, Helena Valentine, but I was the guest speaker of honor when they hung the plaque for your grandfather at the Royal Hospital, in Edinburgh.” Ethan whispers the words, barely a murmur. The whiskey has given him courage, here in a small hotel near the Ypres front. 

Ypres, the Race to the Sea. Generals called it a triumph, but the only thing the war has given Ethan thus far has been insomnia for thirty-six hours, a hatred of mustard gas and a pair of fine German boots from over the top. 

“He was an old surgeon, a medical man, who fought in the American Civil War, but he did great things for Scottish medicine, too, back in his youth.” Helena's fingertips tighten on his palm, and Ethan fears he has said too much. But he goes on, like a schoolboy at the confessional, for who can say when they shall ever have this moment again? And hasn't the war taught him by now to leave nothing unsaid? 

“You must have been not more than twenty-one, then. You were still unmarried, with a vast inheritance that folks said you'd squandered on medical school. I knew right then and there that Jonas Valentine would have been proud of you. I wanted to introduce myself right there and then…” 

But I was too tongue tied by your beauty, and couldn't find the words. Later, when I saw you again in Ypres, I couldn't believe my own eyes. I didn't want to tell you how I felt then...

(But that will keep, until this war is over.)

Her grip loosens, and he knows she is sleeping. She sighs in her slumber when his lips brush across her dainty brow, and it is with everything inside of him screaming at him to turn around that he walks away. 

When I get my civvy clothes on,/Oh how happy I shall be.

•••

Forty-five minutes, thirty seconds. 

The books are too heavy. Yet, Helena, an oasis of blue with a red cross on one arm in a sea of green uniforms, settles in with Sherlock Holmes. Rookie... She snaps the book shut, watching the landscape go by from the army van. 

I shouldn't... We shouldn't. Ramsay cups both sides of Helena's face in his hands. The book drops to the floor. They are both damp from the bath, and his skin smells of cedar and lavender soap. 

copy and paste into your tab:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/29957496/chapters/73743633

Later, she will remember the exact way the quilt felt as he pulled it over her shoulders, tucking her in, embers in the grate and his lips ghosting across her forehead. 

•••

Twenty years on, when a new war is brewing, this is what Helena Valentine remembers: 

The air, so still and warm, with not a single lark singing. The earth smells of flowers and death, and she is sharing sterilizing duty with VAD Nurse Varma, whom she'd come over from London with. 

"I suppose you think you're better than me, being a real doctor and all, but..." Jackie's lips move, but Helena cannot hear what she is saying. All she can hear is a buzzing sound, a ringing in her head. 

One two, one two. 

Her hands tremble with fatigue over the medical instruments. 

Thirteen minutes and forty-seven seconds. 

Tick, tock. 

The table begins to shake and she looks at Jackie, their eyes wide as they clasp hands -- and then they are running -- and the bridge is shaking, it's shaking Dr Ramsay, you shouldn't be out here, it's wartime you know -- 

No one can know about this, about us. You know that, right? 

I know, Dr Ramsay.

He cups her chin in his hand. They say you're a grasping American chit, but you're my American chit now, and I won't hear anything against you. Oh -- and don't check your bag until you're on the truck back to the lines. I left something there for you. 

Then you have this -- keep it until the war is over -- it was my grandfather's and it's over a hundred years old and it's still ticking on. 

His mouth is warm on hers, tip of his tongue pressed against hers for a surprisingly electric surge.  

-- "Nurse Valentine! Valentine!" --

Helena wakes in the morning with the ashes cold in the grate, Ramsay's greatcoat draped over her. It smells of peat and whiskey, and the faintest whiff of mustard gas. Her thighs are wet and she looks under the quilts and realizes her cycle has started, and she does not know why, but she begins to sob, whether from relief or terror she knows not. 

One two, one two.

(Twelve hours, seventeen minutes, and thirty four seconds.)

Tick, tock. 

People said when we enlisted,/Fame and medals we would win,/But the fame is in the guardroom,/And those medals made of tin.

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 115

The Third Man/The Waters of Mars

“The Third Man”

Plot Description: Investigating a case of biblical plagues, Sam and Dean call Castiel for help and learn that God’s weapons have been stolen

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: No. I would not survive having my skin, down to the muscle, peel off and then EXPLODING

And I continue to make the mistake of watching this on my lunch break…luckily I was spared the most gruesome parts by blocking it with my phone

Sam…I’m not saying that you have to be in a relationship to do that, but you can hook up with some one for free, you know. I’m sure there’s someone out there who would…is your personality that dogshit now that you have no soul??

Biblical plagues apparently say ACAB. Which is nice to see

“Were you…racing me?” “No…I was kicking your ass” I’ve missed these sibling moments when the stakes seem low

Um…I know this guy is goin through it but damn. Well, at least we were spared seeing … no we weren’t fucking spared watching locusts digging their way out of this dude’s skull

He gets there when DEAN calls him. Cas’s blatant favoritism and disdain for Sam is amazing. “You like him better or something?” will be so much funnier later

Don’t lie to yourself, Castiel. “You think I came because you called?”

“I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect” I love this show sometimes

“My ‘people skills’ are ‘rusty’” bitch, me too. Cheers. I keep forgetting I have a shirt with that on it that I bought in 2021 for if an occasion that I’d have to be around people would come up outside of work

Cas is that X Files kinda fed I guess. Sam and Dean are trying to play real federal agent and Cas is just asking where this guy has the Staff of Moses

Jesus, Cas. I guess I know this is a HUGE deal but maybe we go about it a little differently? No?

I’m sorry for being SUCH a Cas apologist. I can see that what he’s doing is not great to wrong, but I can see why he’s doing it. He’s not human, he doesn’t have QUITE the attachment to humanity he’ll eventually have

Oooo, I remember Balthazar being fun

Angel fiiiiiiight

You can’t start Who’s On First with Cas…he’s a millennia old baby when it comes to cultural references

Bestieeee, your people skills are not just rusty, they’re rusted, fallen off, and lying on the side of the road

Did we get Balthazar as a Gabriel replacement? “This morning I had a ménage a…what’s French for twelve?”

I’d love to be the kind of person who could hang with Balthazar, but I know I’m more of a sit quietly in a room with Castiel type

Damn, Cas. You are too good at throwing knives…and getting your shit wrecked by your older brothers

You LOT-ED RAPHAEL, Balthazar??

Hmmmm…gonna tuck away the “do you know what a human soul is worth” line for later. There’s some kind of power they hold. So, who’s got Sam’s and why

Sure. You had different hell experiences but…it would still affect you IF YOU HAD A SOUL, SAM

“Been On My Mind…”: does in Dean’s dreams count??? And…I guess there’s confirmation Sam did entirely off screen…

"The Waters of Mars"

Plot Description: In a Mars base the inhabitants are being infected by a mysterious water creature which takes over its victims. The Doctor is thrust into the middle of this catastrophe knowing a larger one is waiting around the corner.

Oh man...I'm trying to not get attached to these characters. I know, like, ONE of them makes it out, but some of them are just....you know?

Like these two in the garden...oop, one's already getting infected. GREAAAAAAT

As the Doctor remembers the crew members and their Great Value Wikipedia pages pop up...Adelaide was born in 1999. The deputy was born in 2008. HE'S FIFTEEN RIGHT NOW. THE TECHNICIAN WAS A COVID BABY

Ah, shit, EVERYONE DIES??

Yeah, I guess that makes sense that they'd link the Doctor's arrival to what's going on

I forgot how horrifying their faces get after they get infected. Ring Corrupted Bilbo Baggins lookin...giving Vincent D'Onofrio in Men In Black but worse and wetter...

I know any acting job's an acting job but the guy who controls the robot is just...he got the short end of the stick when it came to roles

"Water is patient, Adelaide. Water just waits[...]Water always wins." What a terrifying thing to hear

BUT. WHY. DOCTOR. WHY DO YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHAT MOMENTS ARE FIXED POINTS.

Captain, you WHAT.

GOD...imagine being told that the human race WILL travel to the furthest reaches of the universe, and it's because YOU inspired your granddaughter to continue your legacy, but it does mean you and everyone here with you HAS. TO. DIE.

Oh. She...she doesn't think that...she thinks they escape. I mean, of course she does. Doctor...

Stop...maybe stop going to fixed points in time. (I know you're not completely in charge of where the TARDIS takes you, but goddamn)

Imagine loving humanity so much but having to stand there and listen to them die on Mars, nothing you do can save them. Everything you do just causes it to happen anyway

The pressure equivalent of your bathroom shower hitting someone has never been so tragic

God...I forgot that he goes back and goes apeshit. "The laws of time are mine, and THEY WILL OBEY ME" gworl.

OK but how did that NOT kill everyone and destroy the TARDIS??

I hate the way she has to do it, but...he needed to be knocked down that peg. You'd think that he'd learn a thing or two after all the time he traveled with Donna, especially. She was asserting herself having an equally important say in what they were doing, how the people they were meeting would address her... You really would think that he wouldn't see his beliefs as absolute.

[mattmurdocksscars]

Fanfic Writer Appreciation Day

APPARENTLY it’s Fanfic Writer Appreciation Day! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

DO YOU?!?!?!?!

IT MEANS! YOU! NEED! TO! SHOW! SOME! SERIOUS! LOVE! TO! FANFIC! WRITERS!

SO!

HERE are some wonderful fucking people and their masterlists. SHOW THEM SOME GODDAMN LOVE PEOPLE:

@darksideofclarke : a LITERAL fucking genius. Seriously. If you’re not following Clarke, check yourself. Or get out. Or something. I don’t know. Fix it. Post haste. Masterlist

@criminal-cookies : Mel is fucking chaotic as all get out and is phenomenal. Seriously. Just *chef’s kiss* Check out her works and follow her, right meow! Masterlist

@milleniumvalcon : Bruh. Bruh. Honeybruh. Val is fucking delight and if you’re not following her, you are sorely missing out. Remedy that, immediately. Masterlist

@anetteaneta : Listen. LISTEN. Aneta is an absolute sweetheart. And her writing? Fucking fantastic. I am so happy that she’s posting and sharing her work! Go check her out cause she doesn’t get the love and attention she deserves! Masterlist

@writefightandflightclub : I CANNOT say enough good things about Luna. She’s been on a Nathan kick and GOD DAMN has she been putting out some top tier shit. Masterlist

@dameronsgalaxygal : Maddie is another sweetheart whom I love dearly and who does not get the love she deserves! Her I’ve Been Waiting For You series is SO GOOD. GO CHECK IT OUT! Masterlist

@spider-starry : CARRIEEE is fucking great and I love her. Check out her Masterlist and then love her as much as I do, okay? OKAY!

@woakiees : Hads is another fucking genius. I don’t know HOW she comes up with half the shit she posts but it’s all gold and I am incredibly jelly Masterlist

@starryeyedstories : Nova is such a great storyteller who is definitely from Oregon. Also a TOTAL and COMPLETE sweetheart. Her Across the Hall series has my heart. Masterlist

@mycupoffanfiction : Ellie is a complete joy to have around and she was the first person I found on this hellsite who loved Pietro as much as I do. You can summon either one of us by mentioning either Pietro or Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Masterlist

@poesflygirl : this is my chaotic child. She will either have you sqeeing at the fluff or crying at the angst. There is no in between. But everything she puts out is pure gold so you’re going to read it anyway. Masterlist

@blacksquadron-rougetwo : hailee is hilarious and fucking fantastic, Pretty sure she thinks she’s not that great but she really is so you should go show her some love. Masterlist

@tintinwrites : fucking. hell. Caitlin makes me want to give up writing forever. In the best way. She’s super fucking talented and I was super nervous to talk to her forever but she’s a total sweetie. Masterlist

@damndamer0n : the first fic of Ty’s I read was Body Shots and I still haven’t recovered. Still thirstin for a part two that will never come and I have accepted my fate lol all jokes aside, Ty’s amazing and you should check her out Masterlist

@damerondjarin : Taylor is talented in both fic writing AND gif making, as is evidenced by the fact THAT SHE IS CURRENTLY WRONGLY IMPRISONED IN TUMBLR JAIL!!! I can’t even get to her freakin masterlist on the desktop, but you should still check her out because she’s amazing.

@poeticandors : Kami is another one of those people who makes me want to stop writing and never even LOOK at a word doc again, but she’s a delight and everything she puts out is pure gold. Masterlist

THIS IS NOT EVERYONE! I will be making a second list when I get back from dinner BUT please show these wonderful people some love 💖

[taetaespeaches]

whoosh liv, i'm gonna bore you with my life bc i miss you,

life is freaking weird (the title of my movie), i probably say this a lot but like... it just gets more weird everytime and i'm like holdonbythejonasbrothers.mp3 - there are some things i need to take care of... those things are just myself lol, different parts of me but yeah. situations stressful af and you know, self care should be always the priority.

on the good side i am still learning how to drive, and i like it more than i should, srsly i will not leave trail once i get my driver's license and no one will stop me, it will be just me driving into oblivion with karma by joss stone playing in the background, idk but this year has to end with me being on good terms with myself

i've barely been here as much as before, but i missed you lol, still have some stuff to read which is exciting ♥ and i just wanna chill man... yeah

and finally: because i didn't rant properly on my last asks, i will show you then what is happening:

bangtan has me very upset, this is my second comeback, i am still baby army and

i mean, my lord jung hoseok is going to murder me and enjoy it, he's actually destroying me, fuck him and fuck his new hair, then.. hear me out, namjoon is getting worse, he's annoying i hate him, he thinks he can go through life looking like that with his buff chest and lovely smile ?????? i will not have it,

jimin is too perfect, he has neck musles like what he actual fuck, stop mr, you are making me feel ...things, also fuck taehuyng and his i always look good no matter what mood, be humble and do something wrong for once dude, i am older than him, this is an order ok?,

then this sir seokjin with this DILF look? and he says he's exercising more :(((((( why is he why. i mean WHY , what for?, ill tell you why, he wants to be able to murder me with his bare shoulders, that's why. you cannot be this adorable laughing handsomest man and then be like yeah i can lift anything i want, no! NO.

min fucking yoongi...... i mean yoongi.. he was away for a while and i missed him so f much but HEY calm down you smooth criminal, his innocent "i'm growing my hair" ,"look at my sexy hands", "look at me smiling" shut up min yoongi, you ain't fooling me !! i will not be your fool, i know your evil plan. AND I MEAN, jungkook is the cherry on top, like i see him and i'm like excuse you, fuck you mr, so disrespectful looking like that,.. you know.. the way he looks with fake piercings and REAL tattoos, can't stand that brat

fuck bangtan

i'm sorry you had to see that, i needed to let it out -

ilove you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiv ♥

Ok I'm glad you acknowledged that self care should always be the priority because I was reading that you are what you need to work on I was like AS IT SHOULD BE!! I am right there with you on this year needing to end being on good terms with yourself. Me fucking too. We'll get there, we just gotta be persistent with our stubborn asses.

But learning how to drive still how fun!! I'm glad you're enjoying it!

I've missed you too!! I've been less active too :( but I'm just like low energy right now is all I have no intentions on leaving this hellsite so no worries, no matter how much time you spend here I'll still be around! Lol.

Ok I'm just going to say BIG FAT MOOD to your rant because like YES!!!!!! I can't even add much because just- YES!!!!! But I will say- DILF JIN IS MY FAV!!!!! And you're exactly right, Tae needs to humble the fuck out and be a human for two seconds because god dammit he causes me so much suffering 😩 Agreed, fuck bangtan. They're too damn lovable and perfect. FELT.

I love you too Lydia!!!!!! <3

[salvejoon]

Milestone Celebration (In the style of Love Letters)

Hi everyone! 

As I recently hit a milestone, I wanted to celebrate it with giving you a fic to enjoy and since I’ve done that (I hope you enjoy it), I wanted to do a lil’ something extra. 

So why not write love letters? 

To all my followers: 

First of all, thank you for following me and partake in the craziness, the thirst, the dumb dumb thots and in being a fan of BTS. I truly hope you found me a tap on that follow button worthy. I truly appreciate every single one of you. The amount of love I have for y’all is too big for my smol body sometimes. I never imagined I’d even get above 50 followers but now I’m on the road to 600 and that may seem small to some but to me, that’s a fucking lot and I am still SHOOKETH! 

You are all amazing in your own way. Don’t ever doubt that. You are worth it. You are strong. You are beautiful. You are talented. You are smart. You are capable. You are enough. And remember that I love you to Jin’s moon and back.

Anyway, you are all my lovely beanies. Please know that you can reach out to me anytime. xoxo 

To all my beautiful bastards:

@yeojaa​ Dear Miss Erin. Have I ever told you that you are the best at hyping me up, knowing exactly what to say and when to say it? You are so amazingly talented, damn it. You are gorgeous. You’re always so sweet. You’re my hype Queen and my sister-in-thirst and I love you.

@papillonsgf​ Dear Miss Noor. First of all, how dare you be so lovely, lovely, lovely? So kind and sweet and tooth-rotting fluffy that I fear I get cavities? You’re talented and an amazing human being. I love you bub.

@cremeandsuga​ Dear Miss Kay. You and I, we are two peas in a pot. You’re so fucking funny (not as funny as me though) and I love that you can make me laugh. I love that I can reach out to you when I’m feeling down. I can rely on you to be there, so thank you for that baby. I love you so much. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! JUST ACCEPT WHEN I SAY YOU’RE PRETTY BECAUSE YOU FUCKING ARE, YOU DUMBASS!!

@babybinnyboy​ - Dear Miss Dezee. Your thirst is... Immaculate. You are so badass. You fill my every day with such thirst, I cannot deal with it. Beanie gets tired too sometimes. Anyway, D, you are gorgeous through and through and I am so glad that we’re friends. I love you.

@thejooncrew​ Dear Miss Cocksleeve #2 Bucca. What is there to say other than I fucking adore your ass? I mean, you have the greatest taste in men. You religiously thirst over our man every single day and I respect that. You’re so helpful and always call out my ass when making a typo, so thank you for that too. And I love it when you send pics of your birbs. I love you or something...

@ppersonna​ Dear Miss Lindy. My wife. My sister-in-thirst. One of the people I look up to on this hellsite. You’re so talented and I am in awe at every story you gifts us mortals. You’re so sweet and loving and I hope you get everything you wish for in LA, baby. I love you. 

@taetaewonderland​ Dear Mrs. Donna. I’m sure I’ve told you this before but you’re so talented. Like, so talented. I would fight a bitch for you, D, that’s how much I love and respect you. Thank you for bringing a little bit of joy into my everyday with your stories and yourself. I love you.

@xjoonchildx​ Dear Miss Ana. First of all, I shall now admit the massive crush I have on you. I admire you so damn much. I look up to you, ma’am. You’re to talented and amazing and sweet and I just love you, okay? 

@sombreboy​ Dear Mr. Mino. Thank you. For what, you might ask. Well, for being there when I need to talk. For allowing me to ramble about shit. For nerding out with me. For giving me the small push I need once in a while. For talking about anything and everything. I love you. 

@gukniverse​ Dear Miss LenLen. You’re a bright spot on my day, bub. You make me so happy with your cute messages and the pictures of your drawings of my biases. You’re an angel and I love you so much.

@hauntedlilies​ Dear Miss M. The fact that you can create such beautiful artworks while I’m over here, drawing stick men, is amazing. You’re so talented and you deserve all the recognition and love! I adore you and love you.

I wish I could meet all of you and give you a hug and tell you that you’ve made my stay here so much better and I hope we grow closer as time goes by and we can stay in touch even if this one day comes to an end. 

To all of my other moots: 

Do not fret, my darlings. Fore I love you all just the same. You all mean so much to me, even if we don’t interact that much. I love seeing you on my dash. I love reading your stories, seeing your pieces of art, reblogging your amazing gifs. Seeing you interact with your anons and followers and your own moots always brings a smile to my face. I love giving you all the praise and love you deserve because y’all are so talented. 

You all deserve all the happiness in the world. 

Respectfully yours, 

Iggy

[spacedikut]

i tried to write this down earlier in my notes app to make sure i got everything how i want it to be, but— it just didn’t feel natural. so here we are!!

i reached the last fic in your masterlist. and read it. and cried. and read it AGAIN. so i could fully appreciate it, because the very first time i read it back in december my blood was buzzing and my brain was alight (because kudi posted!! kudi posted something she wrote!! :DDD) and now the second reading was just filled with thoughts of ‘oh, this is the end of this little tradition i’ve built with this wonderful person i’m lucky enough to call my friend (and fiancée).’ so i read it a third time and gave it my full undivided attention.

i just feel sad?? and like crying?? and it’s all nostalgia, i know, i’ll still have you to send voice messages to and weird clips that’s meant to be us jamming together, but— this whole little odyssey is coming to an end.

and what a glorious end. i’ll have to say that “the blessing of a blizzard” is my favorite fic of yours so far. while i have special places in my heart for “touch move” and “fun fun arcade”, this holiday special is my favorite. because i love christmas no matter the time of the year, and the almost kiss trope is truly what will end me one day.

the way you built up the tension??? the description of it all happening??! it really did feel like the world slowed down for a few moments and like time was at a standstill and that’s magical. you just pulled the world’s best magic trick!!

now, we “agreed” on a fall wedding, but it’s on such short notice that all i could do was salvage some dried leaves from my pressed flowers and smack them on my desk with a candle.

however i have arranged for a special friend to bring our rings:

💍 💍 🦊

he’s not rabid, i promise, just very excited to be included!!

somewhere along the lines these asks have become more so about you, than about your fics, but how could it not happen when you’re so INFURIATINGLY BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT I WANT TO HOLD YOUR SHOULDERS AND SHAKE YOU GENTLY UNTIL YOU SEE IT FOR YOURSELF GOD HECKING DAMN IT!!

you’re such a talented and skilled writer, such a good friend— n a y, a good human and i will forever be thankful to this hellsite for bringing me to your proverbial door.

and now that we’re tumblr wives, may we proceed to our hut for some tea and so we can exchange pointy hats too.

love you so so much!! thank you for writing so generously and so openly, for putting it all on a map— this was by far my most favorite trip of my life up to date.

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OH MAN oh boy oh man prepare for a cheesy thank you message

ever since you first messaged me (and to now) ive wondered why the Fuck you chose to talk to Me and KEEP talking to me because i wholeheartedly believe you are one of the best people on the planet. you’re fun, funny, interesting, and so OPEN to me and my awkwardness and sometimes invasive questions because i don’t know how to be a human and. in the cheesiest way possible you feel like a gift from some god or fairy godmother or SOMETHING ethereal that thought Hey! maybe spacedikut should have a little friendship. as a treat

i suck at conversations, like truly, so i cherish you and your traffic jam of thoughts so much because every time you bless me with a voice message or random headcanon they’re always so entertaining and ALWAYS SPOT ON? i will never get over the dream team chip and toof

i say this as much as possible but thank you! for being my friend and talking to me and READING MY FICS. THIS ENTIRE JORUNEY FEELS LIKE A DREAM i am so so glad an anon sent a tag we could use for this because i Guarantee you im going to reread every ask whenever i feel terrible about my writing (which...ahem....you know is a lot)

i hope you never felt pressured to continue reading my fics :( and if you did im sorry However i will remember this odyssey forever and ever and will remember you forever and ever because really. you really make me want to be a better, kinder, more (socially) open person who just...has love pouring out of every pore like you do. you’re so filled with love and a kind of loveliness that ive never encountered before and it makes me !!! you are a One of a Kind miss jo

i have nothing to bring to the wedding except my undying love and HAPPINESS THAT A FOX IS JOINING US BECAUSE THEYRE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ANIMALS

as always you are too kind to me and my responses will never match up to the level of creativity and pure happiness your messages bring me but pls know i cherish these so much !!! so so much !!! you are so talented yourself and i feel so lucky to not only know you but be a witness to your photoshop abilities and writing abilities and super angsty music taste

i love and appreciate you more than i can put into words so 🥺 happy friday thank you for spending time on me i love you very much

[zuckergussprinzessin]

‘kay since we’re having ourselves a little SPN fandom revival on this here hellsite I’m gonna take the opportunity to have some goddamn feelings

about the Sastiel fandom.

God I miss the Sastiel fandom. You know why? Because we’re all so fucking chill.

That’s apparently also the impression we give to the outside because everyone’s like “the sassy shippers are so chill and cute!” and I was always like haha what are you talking about we’re all drowning in feels

but I’ve come to realise that what they meant is that we’re just. You know. Doing our thing. Peacefully. I mean yeah when you come for us we bite back, but we’re not like. Penning long essays about how much this or that ship or character sucks and then tagging our hate. (Not that it works these days, but I haven’t really been out there in some years. It used to work.)

Meanwhile I’ve been sucked into the MCU fandom and I love Steve Rogers and I ship him with Peggy Carter and I ship him with Sam Wilson and I ship him with Bucky Barnes and I’m cool with all the Steve ships except stevenat bc I hc Nat as aro but you do you because he’s just so damn shippable and you know

well I get a lot of Stucky content on my dash, bc it’s a popular ship and I follow several people who ship it, but I get almost no Samsteve so I followed the Samsteve tag and every now and then tumblr shows me a post from that tag and I’m like :)

but then half of it is Stucky hate and I’m like :(

Look I get it. I know what it’s like having your ship eclipsed by a big popular ship that you don’t even like.

But like. Where I come from, that wasn’t a thing.

I didn’t and still don’t give two figs about Destiel like seriously I don’t care. They could have full on smooched in that scene and I probably would have just shrugged. (Ironically I’m invested in it because they didn’t and it was such a mess. Go figure.)

And I never had to care because. In the Sastiel fandom? We just didn’t. Destiel didn’t even come up most of the time. Mostly just when one of its shippers started shit with us. And yeah, we got bigger, and ended up with more shitheads, it happens. But most of us? Yeah, we were chill. Actually chill. Like ykinmkatok, except with ships.

(I think it helps that many of us were Sam girls that just wanted Sam to have a good time and shipped him with lots of other people too? Actually kind of a problem for me bc many were Wincest shippers and Wincest squicks me out but that’s what the blacklist is for. So we were generally open to multishipping to start with. All those characters have two hands.)

And I miss that. I miss not having to give a shit about other ships. I miss being able to multiship without seeing people hate on my other ship. I miss not having ships measured against each other like one of them is better and everyone who ships the other one is dumb.

I don’t like this. I want to go back to guineapignatural and calling each other “Agent”. I want more pictures of the milkshake date that made me consider getting back into SPN literally two days ago. (Dodged a bullet there.) I want everyone to just be nice to each other.

That’s what we deserve. Not this mess.

Teal deer: ship wars are dumb -_-

[brewskimanuski]

Why is all social media political? I can’t scroll through a single app without seeing 90% of the content being political. Especially tumblr tbh. This hellsite used to be an escape from all the horrible shit happening in the world and now it’s just nothing but politics with a handful of actual shitposts, which usually end up relating to politics somehow. It’s like Facebook but worse cause at least on Facebook there are videos I can scroll through without having to see a bunch of crap inbetween. People can only handle SO MUCH before it just completely wears you down. I’m tired. I’m tired of seeing this everywhere I look. I literally cannot handle another political post about some shit that’s never going to change. The world is shit, it’s not going to shit, it’s already there. I know. We all know. But god fucking dammit can we have a fucking break please? It’s great that we can communicate what’s actually going on around the world, but it’s too much to HAVE to be worried about EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME. Because let’s be honest here, if you don’t voice an opinion about something, SOMEONE is going to get offended or mad or just pick and choose topics in a conversation that fit their narrative. I’m fucking sick of it. The endless petitions ( honestly have they ever actually worked? Like seriously have they? I have no idea. ) , the cancel culture, the toxic shit that comes from the LGBT community ( I’m bi, and poly, as cis woman and holy fuck the amount of shit I get for using the feminine pronouns is fucking disgusting. I get it, you’re tired of hetero shit being shoved down your throats, but Jesus fucking Christ not EVERYONE has to identify as a different gender or pronoun just because you do!), I’m especially tired of the US political crap. Wake up and smell the shit. They don’t ACTUALLY give a flying fuck about us. Period. You want change? Why elect someone who’s been in office for 47 years, who’s signed and came up with several bills that put black people in prison OVER PETTY SHIT who chose a VP who gave black men the maximum sentencing for weed, and then KEPT THEM IN JAIL FOR LITERAL SLAVE LABOR. Y’all are ducking playing yourselves to the max. THEY GAVE THEMSELVES A FUCKING PAY RAISE LAST YEAR OF 40K. THEY DONT GOVE A SHIT ABOUT US. You want change? Overthrow the government. Instate a new one. Or don’t. Whatever, it’s a free country, you do you. (For the record since I KNOW someone’s gonna say some shit, I don’t support Biden OR Trump. I don’t support ANY politician. No, not even Bernie.) I’m tired of being miserable in every fucking social media I log in to. I miss seeing the actual wholesome shit that is in no way tied to politics. I miss the stupid funny videos, the weird ass facts, the art, the comics, I miss the GOOD THINGS. I miss when tumblr especially was everyone’s escape from reality. I miss the “cringy “ shit, the superwholock fuckers who’d show up on every post. I miss the night vale references, I miss being able to LIKE things without having to defend them or argue about them (Steven Universe I’m looking at you. That community can be toxic as fuck, y’all bullied an artist to DEATH, WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL?!). I miss LAUGHING. I miss reading some long ass post that would have me literally gasping for air because I was laughing so hard. I don’t want to feel guilty, or disgusted, or ashamed, EVERY TIME I OPEN AN APP. Our stress levels are way past normal AS IT IS, we don’t need to keep adding to it. I know this past year was fucking horrible. It sucked ass. Believe me I fucking know. We all went through it. But we all went through it differently. Some people got to cut out a commute and work from home, still got a paycheck, and we’re generally unaffected. A lot lost their jobs, all income, family members and loved ones. I lost two damn good jobs, got kicked out by my alcoholic mother, and honestly if it weren’t for my uncle I would have killed myself. So is it too much to ask to just be able to fucking laugh again? Is it??